/britfeel/

Shipothenonco edition.

you're an absolute fucking melter lad

just seen ebins channel, seems like a goodlad whats all the fuss about?

You lads excited for eurovision?

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already half cut won't make it to the results probably

nothing against ebin but his channel is shite

seems like a goodlad whats all the fuss about?

Just bitter crabs in a bucket incels who never had the courage to try anything.

his channel is shite

Basically this. But good luck to him.

he's been done, and can't stop having melties

Is this why you seethe so much?

Ruthmong could make a youtube channel detailing his incel philisophy, channel name:

"No shoes no dates"

need to get me hair dry and go for the evening walklingtons before the drunkard mongs come out in full force, been out twice today already, once for a drive then back out to get myself another pair of autism jeans and a food shop.

Just buy some shoes ffs, how hard is it?

Might have a wank de lids

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Any lads here have incest dreams? I get them all the time. Sucked my brother off in one, got a footjob from my sister in another. I don't find either of them attractive so I'm a bit perplexed dee lids

are we actually posting in here when the other thread has 200 replies

This is the thread IDmong got mindraped.

No shoes, no gf

I can't believe I've actually done him. He's in full on melty mode.
This has been happening for years as well. He comes on here, and gets done in constantly. That is the cause of all his seethe. His fragile ego.
Holy shit.
Poor babby.

Lads here are completely braindead. They'll see a post linking to a new thread and they'll blindly follow it like sheep. Complete mongs

/britfeel/ has nothing to do with IDs. Why is he so obsessed with them?

me? im posting in both threads

No shoes, no IDs

they'll blindly follow it like sheep.

As did you, mong

This is the thread IDmong got mindraped.

The cope from you is hilarious.
You've been done, lad.
clutching at straws.
Wew lad

It's teh culchure

He's shown us.
How many times do you think his mummy has heard

I-I'll show them m-mummy

Neighbour's teenage daughter sunbathing out back again. Corrr.

Seething you fat bald nonce.

sat trying to convince himself of a win whilst simultaeniously seething, and obsessing over shippy

Obsessed mong.

Hey seethemong. hurrhurr, LOLLERS WON

Post 30+ anxiety. Someone make a new thread

Laurel's fanny

Spaffing on the neighbour's daughter's back.

Shes only a teenager, nonce!

Lads, don't just laugh at seethemong, his obsession won't let him forget this. All day every day, obsessing over posters on an indionesian ice sculpting forum

Lads, don't just laugh at seethemong, his obsession won't let him forget this. All day every day, obsessing over posters on an indionesian ice sculpting forum

melty

I do have some pity for the lad, he comes here for years and gets utterly mogged and done in constantly. He obviously has a fragile ego, and can't handle being laughed at constantly.

Reminder, he struggled to spell the word melty. He'll have that copied ready to paste.

Pissed after four beers. What happened to me?

SSM got 1.8k views from just filming himself eating a cream cake

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Would hatefuck the lass on the left.

What happened to me?

You're getting old.

mum is pregnant with my child

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Hate modern women trying to tarnish the legacy of Elvis with their feminist bollocks.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to fuck a seething mong either, but she's claiming to be lesbian while fucking a seething man that is pretending to be a woman, so she is genuinely a mong.

Stalking his ASMR bints. He is a danger to women.

they won't do the same to David Bowie, because they all fancy him.

They all fancied Elvis too. He was widely popular. He starred in over 20 Hollywood films during the height of his fame. He gives modern women the ick because they can't see anything other than through a modern lens.

he's too scared to spam the board with /bitfeel/ threads

he is desperate to spam the board with /britfeel/ threads

What's your favourite Elvis film then? Mines is Blue Hawaii.

Elvis married Priscilla when she 21, anyway.

our king pursued Diana from the age of 16, married her when she was 20.
and our queen before him, Philip pursued her from the 13, they got married when she 21.

men tend to be older. are you just NOT meant to wait until someone is legally-marriageable age?

What time did your ket turn up?

thinking about eva6 and yanklass lezzing off

no ket for me ;___;

tomorrow is Sunday
only tramadols plus a couple of benzos
will be waiting until Monday i suppose

It's all a load of shit, lad. Back then older men always got younger girls. Just viewed through a modern lens where if you're not 18 it was some sort of rape.
Anyway, watching Elvis 68 comeback rn with some beers and it LUSH.

/britfeel/ers tuppences

yeah sometimes it's full-on dodgy like Roman Polanski or Bill Wyman.

but sometimes people just fancy each other? and continue to do so. it's fine.

Do you still like LOTR, well wasn't it the stuff before hobbit was set, sauron's OG days?

Used and abused the reality of factory work.

The Woody Allen stuff is bollocks too. Faye Dunaway is a fucking mental case.

is that like an alt to bald and bankrupt?, just films himself in a factory job saying fuck my life?

I meant Mia Farrow is a mental case. FUCK SAKE.

It all the bone boys fault

nah i read The Hobbit as a kid and loved it, watched the first Lord of the Rings then read the books, didn't like them so much. i know people really (really) get into the 'lore' of it all, i just preferred the simple children's adventure story.

not interested in reading about Silmarils or the early days of Morgoth or whatever. just go read some OTHER fantasy book series (the Cnonan ones are fun)

Only so many pages describing nature and the forest before LOTR becomes a fucking borefest.

can't believe they did a Doctor Who Space-Eurovision episode that was broadcast today.

homosexual wank. written by a transgender and it was very on-the-nose about racism against tieflings from D&D. tedious.

Woody Allen will be dead soon LMAO

what makes you say that kek

It over lads

i'd recommend the BBC Radio adaptation, honestly. Ian Holm as Frodo (i suspect that's he was cast in the Peter Jackson films).

it's basically just the plot, decent take on the songs. not as much waffle.

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We all know Israel is going to win for (((reasons)))

Up and down your arse with my cock de lad.

Posting in both threads so I always come out on top

You could have your cock up my arse, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck

mac... We've discussed this

32 year old balding man

Sold all my guitars. Came to the realisation that I'm complete dogshit and my singer/songwriter career will never go anywhere because I have zero talent. Don't even enjoy playing guitar casually anymore. On the plus side I have around 2 grand free to spend now

250 to 1 odds kek. Don't know why we still fund this shit

Why is swanny always in and out of prison?

he is truly obsessed and can not control his impulses

s-swanny dolly, that you?

He misses the gay sex.

chalking off the lines in his prison cell

Days until I can post on /britfeel/

I'll tell you what dolly is in this thread SCEA

He was on the sharty

Wouldn't mind a bite of Yanklass' pumpkin pie.

gets released in November 2019

Posts on /britfeel/ the day he is released

guitarlad is that you lad?

guitarlad is that you lad?

obviously

more like shit at guitarlad

Posts on /britfeel/ the day he is released

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Women who have multiple Pokemon/cute animal plushies on their bed

Would love to fuck one of these autistic lassies and she'll break up with me when I accidentally cum so hard and far it lands on her favourite Jigglypuff.

ID's make him have a melty

buy some records, or Spotify.
if you didn't have the talent and weren't writing poems that could become lyrics (like, you "have something to say") then what would ever be the point?

there are loads of artists, go discover them. you might even come across a few and think "bastard, that's what i was aiming for!" but they've done it for you :)

melted cum on your arse

on that fifth beer now and pissing myself every 5 minutes corrr

smirnoffbro that you lid?

Itsa me DVDlad getting ready for Eurovision
smirnofflad may be dead unfortunately

What's the best Seven Samurai rip off

antz i reckon de lid

That lad who only plays rougelikes

Alri DVDlad. Not gonna open the cans until at least 8. Need to pace myself.

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Good decision to be honest I'm already half pissed.

You are my adopted daughter. I adopted you when you were 13 years old. You bear my last name. And you're all grown up now.

A Bug's Life
other anon is being sneaky or forgetful

i do like The Magnificent Seven tho
The Mandalorian is SHIT

seven directed by david fincher is a good seven samurai ripoff

i used to be into them until let's plays came along and i saw how the hardcore kids play them
like full-on chording movement in NetHack vim style
i just move around one square at a time. and rarely make it past the dwarven town ;__;

NIL POINTS incoming

favourite ran (Kurosawa) rip off?
forest gump

care for an ice cold wider to kick off the eurovision freak off, sir? seems like you're the first to arrive, are you not?

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posting off trip on other boards welper?

ever wonder how close the nearest britfeeler is to you geographically

Right now probably weatherfu as I'm at Frankley services

Wonder why the OP image was deleted

cum in my lady cum in my lady she's my cummy pie cummy baby

Shippy had a melty

one literally lives within 5 minutes of me because he talked about night walking in my part of the city a bit back but didn't respond when I was responded, liverpool city centre and he was on about walking up to the cemetery at the cathedral, proper mad, theres a slim chance he might even live in my flats.

I've been too busy climbing the Wrekin, eating a Toby Carvery and driving to have a melty

No one else would have reported it

shippy is a good lad
sean is also a good lad

Shippy would eat Sean for breakfast, mate. He's had a rendezvous with Poley and lived to tell the tale.

Big meltus ITT

now poley, THAT is a bad lad, a very very bad lad, I would wager one of the worst dollies.

It's possible the resident janny did themselves, or someone else might have reported it.

I often report images of HHL and people accuse him of reporting them

Vape liquid in my mouth, again. This vapor pen is complete wank

Watched Alien: Romulus
Did not enjoy it very much

eurovision dr who very grim de lids

packing Norton's fudge

blowing smoke rings

Fucking the UK act up the arse all at once the stupid whores.

Eating a big bowl of frosties, 6 sausage rolls and bar of fruit and nut dairy milk and drinking a carton of orange juice. Love being a chumbawumba. Eating whatever I want and not giving a shit about the consequences
My evening binge

Shippy is a nonce
HHL is a fraud

I'll post her uni videos all I want you incel loser

corr 30 stone bracket by christmas

Went on a few dates with this woman, and on one of them she tells me, I don't know what it is about you, but you emanate a deep sense of peace. I proceeded to tell her how I'm a retainer and very rarely do I spill my seed, and how I think that is the reason why. Her jaw dropped and was fascinated, you could tell she had not been with a guy that practiced semen retention before. It was almost like a revalation to her.

Somewhere on this board, there is a meIty going on

1 my yt videos from last year got 3k views in 1 or 2 weeks,,i was getting anxiety from ppl leaving comments so I privated it.
1 of my vids has a bit over 200k views bt thats over a few yrs. Comments disabled on that

How do I view LinkedIn profiles without an account?

you're a hundred times more successful than ebin

don't think you can. maybe try !cache:(linkedinurl) or archive.org or summat?

but i've had this issue and just made a stupid throwaway account.

I started calling him ruthlad in 2023 bc i found it cute that he called himself that ffom audit persona. So it was like a fan word. Other ppl had said it before obviously but sporadically. Then last yr I made a point of it but somehow it turned into now every1 says that nd thats fine byt it's 1 of those things that loses the effect when every1 does it. Know what I mean? Thats life thou I dnt rly care how ppl call me but when it's the BullyNormie thing of going like this "am gna make a very loud point of calling you cr*ssMONG just so that u know that I hate you" stuff like that makes me sad nd i dnt like it but thats life too. Theres too much hate in the world.

Tried making a throwaway account and they want a phone number.

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why are u afraid of comments?

Stop stalking ASMRtists you freak

What's bad about it? The only Alien movies I've seen are Alien and Prometheus but I liked both of them

She stumbled on her words twice in just 1:13 seconds. She would never get my vote. Incompetent.

Sat at the kitchen table with mum and brother having dinner and they are both talking about how the boat people are ruining their lives. Mum says shes voting Farage to send em all back. Cringing like crazy.

Not Ruthlad, lad.

Also for gods sake. Mum got the bills wrong AGAIN so now she owes me 79 pound because she miscalculated the monthly bills. Knew it was wrong 2 months ago but I kept my mouth shut to keep the peace. A nice little cash injection. Will go towards Pokemon stadium 2 if thats alright with you?

I call him wee crossylid

What's cringe about wanting to stop boat lads?

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two freds. not rite.

Im cringing because she and millions of others are getting mad about something they cannot control. Brown boat people arent the reason why your life is shit. I remember seeing on a hot dog sign in America. WE FORGE THE CHAINS WE WEAR IN LIFE. They wont stop coming because the government are letting them in on purpose. Dosnt matter what political party is in power they will not stop it. Because we need underclass browns to do the shit jobs that working class whites dont want to do. And you are a retard if you think Farage and his party of super nonces will stop it.

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Promised I wouldnt talk about wolitics on britfeel as it alienates people. I will stop now. Thanks.

Am not sure xactly. When its smth nice, its pretty kewl. Bht you know the delay between seeing notificaiton on my phone "new youtube comment" then what I imagine it could be bully comments etc. Going thru that routine over n over bad for nerves. Same as getting letters in the post or voicemail on phone. Its nice in a way but its a lot of energy to Psych urself up to open/listen. I might put back up w comments off. What I like about 200k one is if I google search the URL I can see ppl linking it on random ahh blogs and websites nd stuff like that which they don't have a clue its my video byt it feels pretty kewl. But aye I have a p high tolerance for bullying considering am sensitive but not unlimited.

Also where is his fucking chin and jaw? Kek.

Turn off that those muck comments like the outdoor boys do and carry on making kino content. If it works for them it can work for you.

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Ppl can be v rude on youtube. Thats a great piccy

Getting pre post 200 anxiety lads.

uh oh lads

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Wouldn't have a single clue how to make a YouTube video desu that editting nonsense sounds complicated

titty fucking bald

Wonder how many children Farage raped during his millionaire investment banker days on the office of some 54th floor high rise building in some cloak and dagger 33 club? Makes you wonder.

over 200k views

What kind of video? Like a blog?

No one tell him about the secret second thread

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I used shotcut, it's fairly straight forward

More where that came from lad. Got silly cat photos on tap me.

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bit over 200k views

Proof?

Can confirm it's true lid

spanish milf, it lush

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forgot there were 2 threads going

Yeah because some super spacker decided to make this thread at 300 posts.

same ol mistakes incoming

he's catholic, farage?

Spanish fat whore. SAD!

they made it at 200 actually

Brown boat people arent the reason why your life is shit

Not entirely, but a contributing factor. Of course legal migrants are an even bigger issue than boat wogs

where's eva6

Doubt any. He doesn't strike me as the rapist type

enjoying her day away from Anon Babble probably doing rich girl activities

my personality. got bored of it

"she" doesn't post on Saturdays. Why can't you respect "her" religious holidays?

Ukraine giving me major Crossy vibes.

Penthouse Suite. Grand Burstin. Folkestone

grand bussyin

Where is eva6

Having anal

You would be surprised. Steven hawking LOVED going to Jeffery Epstines pedo parties, he went to them all the time. Their entire system is built upon blackmail and deceit. Step out of line and your toast.

Grand hotel room 38. Her head is in the mini fridge.