/r9gay/ #2539

horseback edition

withered on the vine:

wow we dead. anyway another day another 2 chicken sandwiches from burger king because my lazy ass didn't want to cook.

if i ever become fat i will need putting out of my misery and shooting to death. i do not care if other people are fat. but if i ever become fat i want to be taken out of the back and put down like cattle

If I ever get a boyfriend I need to be publicly shamed for being a fake crybaby bitch that still posts here

being fat will sneak up on you, it seems I was skinny then all of a sudden I gained all the weight and was fat.

Being storyanon will sneak up on you. Seems like it was just yesterday when my mom's neck didn't have red marks on it. Oh how I miss her.

i hope you get a boyfriend soon anon.
this is my worst fear. i think it might be from growing up as a fat child who lost weight in his teenage years
i hope storyanon is still alive and kicking

Same. Having a scale and weighing yourself regularly, especially once you hit a certain age, is imperative. I didn't have one for a long time, and if I had I probably would've been more aware of what was happening and caught myself.
I hate it but as long as I can lose it and not have loose skin I'm not devastated over it.

That is my worst fear. I think it's from seeing how every gaycel here got a bf as soon as they tried. What if there is no such thing as a gaycel? What if my whole life was a lie. Could it be we are all lazy crybaby bitches who's only issues are self inflicted? Something to consider

Doing roleplaying prep yay

I didn't even mow the grass today, I'm gonna let it get so high I'll struggle to mow it again, I know it.

Do you have like any plans or intend to actually try dating someone now that your mom is gone and you have the house all for yourself? Or are you resolute in dying as a pure immaculate virgin?

No, I mean I can't even do simple tasks like cooking or cleaning. Why would I drag someone else down with me and make their life objectively worse by being accoiated with me?

maybe you could get someone who's just as bad as you so you don't feel like you're dragging them down

why would I

Because you want to score. You don't know how needy some people are. If you're willing to top there could be a random moderately attractive guy nearby who might be touch starved enough to enjoy your company. Who knows, maybe he even has a salvation complex and likes to date losers

I'm slighty overweight and I hate it but I live with my parents and whenever I try to cut down on how much I eat my mom gets all pissed and refuses to talk to me until I start eating "normally" again (three very, very large meals a day).
Like, a few days ago I only had one smaller meal for the day and she was fuming. Threatened to send me to an asylum because I was starving myself or whatever

these threads are so dead hue has to resort to replying to story to get his dopamine

Might I remind you that I'm the one who gave him that name

Right now it's not even 8pm and I just want to go to bed. I did get up 6:30am though. I take these spells where I go to bed very early and get up really early. I need to shower and clean up too but I don't want to.

new game: roll dubs to draw a card

Why are you robotos gay???

John Wayne wasn't gay but he was a fag draft dodger, unlike based bois like James Stewart and Lee Marvin. Still, he made some bangers with John Ford (who also wasn't a draft dodger).

i want to make a tzatziki pizza rn

up and thinking about what happens after we all eventually die. i hope it's something nice

Hitler, Jesus, and Me.

Never dating a "gay" top subhuman ever again

i miss my little rat dog

"Gay" men that are into twinks aren't truly gay, they only have a fetish for homosexuality.
They want to have sex with men but the man isn't actually allowed to have any masculine characteristics because their porn sick brain can't handle a body type that's doesn't fit into the "barely legal teenager with petite body and no hair" mold that straggots like.
And so they just use men for the easy and good sex, but when the time comes they'll get into a relationship with a cuntoid and leave us in the dust.
Never trust "gay" men that can't handle masculine traits.

Additionally, non-straggot gays don't find twinkish neoteny attractive, so it's best to look like an actual man yourself if you aim to attract truly gay men instead of pederasts.

I find both twinks(and femboys) attractive as well as regular more masc dudes. what does that make me?

don't be biphobic
a mess

lost the doob :/ sober for a week at least probably. had it in my back pucket but my butt has gotten so fat it must have pushed it up and out as i walked. dangers of too tight shorts from getting chubby.

I'm a twink and only like twinks.

my fat neet body is clean once more, tomorrow is store day to spend more money, how great.

That's called autogynephilia

You are the last repressor subtype

You are also the "gay boy" from this image

That's not what it's about, I'm a "gay" man and I don't like hyper masculine guys. I know I like both and speaking of being "gay", twinks/femboys/trans are much more appealing than men. I'll date women too and have some fun with them, however, I have no intentions of settling for a foid, I can only see myself with a guy and wish to marry one one day.

You're the straight default throughout pre-Christian history

Heterosexual men are culturally conditioned to suppress an innate urge otherwise dominant as a natural byproduct of attraction to neoteny, which defines femininity. Most human societies prior to the advent of Christendom and its cultural outgrowth in the form of colonization penetrating non-western civilizations with western institutions practiced bisexual pederasty, including China, India, Japan, Persia and the Greco-Roman world, most often TO THE EXCLUSION of adult homosexuality (which was typically criminal or frowned upon). Plato refers to bisexual pederasty as stemming from natural heterosexual attraction to neoteny, not androphilia, and namely stemming from excessive indulgence in heterosexual lust.

I'm definately not straight or a pederast, I just don't find masculine men as attractive. I'm not completely turned off by one and maybe I'll change my view when I get older and I won't leave my husband when he starts growing bear and body hair.

I'm the fascist-rotting derelict
i'm the straight woman-hstussie

Once I hit 30 I'll become a normal looking guy. If a bit clean shaven.

I'm glad I'm a normal male because having to memorize this many acronyms seems exhausting.

Doesn't have GID, unlike actual HSTSs, Identifies as gay, often doesn't get SRS

the image above was created by a very mentally ill "human".

thanks for reminding me that i need to troon out

you drew: Veracity in Question

i play clean under your nails nigger face down in attack mode

I think I'm dating a kosher boy and have to leave this website forever.

I wish I could leave this site forever, but I return when my neurosis gets the best of me.

Eating ass always sounds so weird to me, and my fbf will have to accept there will be none of that. I won't be kissing him on his bum touched lips and I won't become one either as long as I'm breathing. He can of course do it before we meet and are sort of becoming a thing

I can sense meow stirring in his sleep, I can hear Kalis - Milkshake next to the eastern border of Finland, his morning jam

I never understood it either, I get anal sex since it's the only form of penetrative sex gays got, but rimming is just straight up disgusting and pointless.
Imagine you're kissing your husband-to-be at the altar while knowing he had his mouth in another man's asshole, fucking ew.

I'm a worthless piece of shit, so I'll have no choice but to do anything my lovely tender husband wants if he chooses me, even rimming his asshole.