I'm gonna ask a bunch of really personal questions about mens balls, shaft, and butthole

Sure hope it doesn't bother you that I ask a bunch of deeply personal objectifying questions relating to your genitalia. I mean because every day you ask us deeply intrusive questions relating to the form and function of our privates. And it'd be pretty hypocritical of you not to answer, or to get mad if the script gets flipped on you.

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

hey dragon poster, i request your assistance in this thread.

can we see your feet? its really important itll help me answer the questions

Why women don't like submissive guys ?

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

If playing with his balls makes him cum then yes. I am ticklish and giggle like a little boy if my balls are sucked

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

Idk about the measurements, I don't want anything up or near my bootyhole

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

Don't do that. I don't know

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

Who the fuck measures their balls?

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

Like direct stomach pain, you still feel it in the balls and it is like a redness and pain signal just around that pelvic pubic area but there is direct shot to the stomach that is like needing to vomit and take a crap. Real niggas with AKs and 187 skills know what i'm talking about

You can tell beanie is a real foid because these are not offensive questions at all. Foid projection.

Ball measurements, I want them

I have a pic of my balls (and dick) wanna see that?
theyre small tho

NO ONE SUMMONS ME HOW DARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

OP didnt even realize beanie posts as stella now

HOW ABOUT I EAT YOUR FLESH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY DEVILJHO TRIUMPHS AGAINST ALLL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
youtube.com/watch?v=vX0UBlspBqM

LOOK AT THIS HORDE OF SIMPS YOU STUPID DRAGON PIECE OF SHIT WHEN ARE YOU GOING YO KILL THEM

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls?

No

Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

Maybe of you stimulate the teint and scrotum (sack), in a woman those would be the outer lips

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes?

About the same, but women's butts are erogenous zones while men's aren't.

What is the personal length of your entire asshole?

No idea, never checked

How big of an insertion could you take?

I don't take anything up there, it's an exhaust port

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

Not quite. If you bend it while flaccid, it'll just flop around.
If you bend hard enough while errect you'll break it as if it was a bone. If it heals crooked it would stay that way forever.

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls.

Can't give you that right now.

And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

My left ball is larger than my right ball. It's also shaped like a kidney-bean.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling?

Period cramps. The balls are what the ovaries would be in a woman, if you ever took a hit to them, you know what a kick in the balls feel. If you want to feel the feel, get someone to kick your labia (ballsack) without hitting your clitoris and hit your ovaries at the same time.

If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

Would you want to have sex right after?

can a guy come only from his balls ?

Yes, but it's rare.
>How sensitive are male assholes, what length...
No idea, I never played with it.

Ball measure, bent shaft, feel to get hit...

Just above 1inch, no, terrible, makes you head light, you gesticulate trying to forget...
>if I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?
If you're my domme, yes.

Friendly reminder that you have voluntarily posted your tits to this board.

What does Beanies farts smell like?

Sounds like Beanie is taking boyfriend applications, I hope the lucky man does us proud.

ILL KILL YOU FIRST THEN THE REST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LEAVE THE FEMANON OP ALONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DIE YOU RETARDED SIMP I HATE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nah. It's because Beanie wrote this and it's always fun when she's wrong

Could you imagine how fucking pissed off men would be at me if I asked these type of fucking retarded stupid questions or postulated these ridiculous scenarios the way that men do?

YOU CANT KILL ME CUZ YOU ARE A FAGGOT DRAGON
A DRAGGOT AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT YOU FUCKING DRAGGOT

i don't understand who the real beanie/stella is anymore

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ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Women only care about one thing and it's fucking disgusting. You are disgusting.

What do you think her farts smell like?

YOU WILL BOTH DIE A PAINFUL DEATH AS I STRIP YOUR FLESH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Is this the record for most replies to a post within 16 minutes ?

balls

shaft

fine

butthole

who the fuck asks women about their buttholes? That's fucked up

DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO YOU DIE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

She has the entire channel in the palm of her hand, it's magnificent

Beanie, I'm going to cum raw inside my gf tonight and imagine it's you. I want you to know that. I hope she gets pregnant from it too. And all my life I will look at my child and think, "I made you the night that I imagined plapping Beanie". I want you to know this. You're gonna be like the ghost-mother of my child. I'm in love with you.

FAGGOT I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS YOU DUMB FUCKING DRAGON EAT SHIT
RETARDED SIMP
YOUR REPLY IS THE RECORD FOR MOST RETARDED RETARDATION

ALL WOMEN ARE MEALS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I don't care what anybody says, Beanie has great tits.

what is this. that's not a real dinosaur, I can tell

YOULL ALL REGRET THIS ALL OF YOU SIMPS AND DOUBTERS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm in love with her based on those tits alone. I want to marry Beanie and make her the mother of my children and give her the life she's always wanted. I want to be the one that makes her believe in moid-love again. I dedicate my life to Beanie.

Beanie I love you, fart on my face !

Dragonfag is so fucking funny. Never change, you beautiful bastard.

DID YOU FORGET WHO SUMMONED YOU HERE YOU DRAGGOT
IT WAS I, THE CAPS LOCK MASTER
I WILL HANG YOU BY THE BALLS AFTER IM DONE WITH THE SIMPS

FORGOT THE IMAGE CUZ IM TOO ANGRY

I'm gonna ask a bunch of really personal questions about mens balls, shaft, and butthole

Tourettes Guy energy

Can you imagine Beanie braps. The smell.

Just a question guise, is it known who beanie IRL is? I feel like my almonds are activating.

I DONT HAVE BALLS IM A LIZARD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

But femanon, just look between your legs and you'll answer all of these questions.

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

I mean probably for some. I don't think it would work on me, but I imagine some guy would nut from that.

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes?

Idk how sensitive female assholes are, probably less like how nipples are less sensitive for men.

What is the personal length of your entire asshole?

The fuck should I know? Apparently a rectum is between 10 and 15cm, so I guess that.

How big of an insertion could you take?

No idea and I'm not gonna try. Probably about the length and girth of the average shid.

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

I don't know. Maybe it could permanently get damaged and stay that way, but generally it would just not move until you push it hard enough to break.

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

Hard to do but I got roughly 5cm length 2.5cm width 3cm depth. Left feels slightly bigger.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling?

Just hurts a lot, makes you feel nauseous.

If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

No.

Beanie the the collective consciousness of all foids on this board, manifested as a namefag.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

Imagine getting punched in the cervix.

WHAT ABOUT THE ONES YOU ARE SUCKING RIGHT NOW YOU HOMOSEXUAL BALL LOVING DRAGGOT I AM EXTERMINATING YOUR KIND

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

I can only speak for myself but no not for me my balls and the tissue there are pretty non sensitive my only erogenous zones are on the penis mostly the tip though getting your balls fondled does turn you on it's arousing but not erogenous

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

Our assholes are completely non erogenous and doesn't feel like anything though we do have prostates somewhere up there I've heard of guys orgasming by pressing butts up to washing machines. I reckon you could realistically fit something the width of a large coin up there but you could probably go higher over time but it might be really painful

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

Bending a dick really drastically when erect is extremely painful I've experimented with it a bit but it simply doesn't bend too much without it being agonizing I imagine you would burst a blood vessel and cause serious medical harm if you attempted a 45 degree turn and no bending it when erect doesn't cause permanent deformation think of it like an inflatable air mattress always seems to revert to the same shape after a reset

Probably. I still feel like I might know her IRL. What's known about her?

YOU SHOULDVE HAVE YOUR BALLS NEAR MY MOUTH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Beanie come out and play, BEANIE COME OUT AND PLAYYYY.

64 posts within 30 min.

SHOULDVE HAVE? WHAT THE FUCK DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU THE VERBS AT SCHOOL YOU MONGOLOID DRAGON
LOOK AT THIS SO YOU SEE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME

That's better than some Instagram whores.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HE'S A DINOSAUR ANON HE CAN'T READ

It was great content, give her some credit. 10/10 bait, loved it. She's a treasure

I need to eat dinner now lol, I mean RRRRAAAAAAWWWW

Beanie now that I've answered your personal questions, I have a few of my own:

How many fingers can you comfortably fit in your cunt?
What do your armpits smell like if you don't use deodorant and rotmaxx for a day or two? Please describe the scent using vivid language.
What bodyhair do you leave unshaven/untrimmed, if any? Would you consider foregoing shaving if your lover asked you to because it turns him on?
Do you enjoy nipple stimulation? Nipple pain? Pinch your nipples hard for me, and tell me what you think?
Do you self-harm?
Would you do anal for a guy who loves you and that you love?
What kind of books do you read?
How do you like to keep your hair? Is it long? Short?
What's your favorite color?
How would you feel if I held your wrists down above your head and licked your earlobes and kissed your neck?
Do you prefer your pussy to be eaten with more attention to the hole/lips, or more attention to the clit?
Describe the shape and size of your feet, and how do you like to treat your toes/toenails?

Please share your knowledge, anon

OF COURSE YOU DONT YOU STUPID DRAGON
HE IS A DRAGON YOU STUPID HEAD, CANT YOU SEE HIS IMAGE
LOOK IM GIVING YOU ONE

GO EAT MY DICK YOU LGBTQ+ PIECE OF CRAP

The name is what threw me off. Also the A-cups and the shape of her frame I know this one girl IRL who looks exactly like that.
Now I need to know as much as possible to find out if it's actually her.

Most of these questions are impossible to answer because I've never head sex, sigh.

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

Mine are two near perfect rigid spheres right under my dick roughly 2 inches in diameter my dick is 5.5 erect in comparison and yeah some balls are larger usually seems to correlate with general dick size but another thing to note is that some larger balls droop alot I'm not exactly a dick connoisseur but there's a lot of variance in how flappy your testicles are I haven't seen any non symmetric balls but I wager they exist as anomalies and idk ehat potency is sperm count?

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

It depends on the guy. The balls are really sensitive but rubbing them isn't nearly as pleasurable as rubbing the penis. Some guys really like getting their balls rubbed and some don't like it at all. If you press too hard or squeeze them it kind of hurts. It also depends on how much pleasure it takes to make him cum. If he can do hands-free orgasms, he can cum from just his balls as well.

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

I don't know how sensitive female assholes are. I wouldn't really want anything inserted up there because I don't like butt stuff. Poo comes out of there and that's gross. Theoretically anything as large as a turd log could probably fit.

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

No it wouldn't stay that way. It would bend back and it would hurt bad. You could end up tearing some tissue in the shaft, though, and that would prevent him from getting as hard as he could before. If it was really bad, you could give him erectile dysfunction.

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

Guessing about an inch and a half long. About an inch high. About a quarter inch wide. They're the same size.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

You know how it feels getting hit in the stomach really hard? It's a more extreme version of that feeling. I wouldn't punch myself in the balls.

What do your armpits smell like

Dove "caring coconut". Its a mild sweet scent and it lasts 72 hours. And smells best on day 2. I don't like applying deodorant over and over so doing it once every three days is great.

What bodyhair do you leave unshaven/untrimmed

My pubes and armpit hair are unshaven for now, but everything else is shaved.

Do you enjoy nipple stimulation?

I like having them sucked and played with.

Do you self-harm?

I browse this website.

Would you do anal for a guy

I'd do anal for a girl

How do you like to keep your hair?

Somewhat long, either down or in a ponytail

What's your favorite color?

I like the colors of a sunset

How would you feel if I held your wrists

Uncomfortable

Do you prefer your pussy to be eaten

Yes. The clit mostly.

Describe the shape and size of your feet

Duck feet. Long wide and flat.

This is not the crowd to try to get prudish with we'll happily answer your questions
The problem is we don't even know if you are female

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

I got kicked in the balls several times once very hard and it's rather painful, getting kicked in general is bad but ball kicks are especially painful. I think part due to the kinematics of the situation, if you get punched in the gut then you'll absorb energy sure but you'll also be pushed back so some of that energy is mitigated but a ball kick is upwards and therefore normalized entirely by your weight so you're eating 100% of that force not to mention crotches are small so more pressure. Also balls are obviously really sensitive the best way I can describe it is like getting your funny bone nicked but without that electrical sensation and it will feel bruised for a few days afterwards even if there's no bruise like not the testicles or crotch the balls themselves feel bruised which is a strange feeling.

For the kinematic reasons above punching your balls would be way less painful then an upward kick and also it would be really hard to punch your balls think of the angle, I would have to curve around upward to avoid hitting the dick which isn't really sensitive when flaccid so a decent smack is probably the best I could do. Although smacking yourself especially in a weird angle is always awkward so it probably would be hard to force myself to use a force to the point it's seriously painful, it would be a lot worse if you or someone else did it...

I probably would do it for some girls amusement because I am desperate for affection, attention and am highly submissive with sadomasochistic tendencies. However getting your balls bruised is extremely painful so I might only do it if I could get a hug or cuddled afterwards.

I know this one girl IRL who looks exactly like that.

So you've seen her bare tits? What makes you connect it with Beanie? There's no shortage of delicious A-cups on a nice frame like that.

What does your farts smell like Beanie.

not op but how do you find out if a guy can cum prematurely or if it's possible to train it? Its something I've been interested in for a long time but don't know how to ask a guy in a polite way if he can cum easily/often without them taking it as an insult?

Yes. The clit mostly

Would you feel embarrassed if you queefed

nigga just look down and check yourself

One last question
will you marry me?

Do you self-harm?

I browse this website.

Stop being so dang cute.
Mood

I can cum prematurely after a long dry spell, takes about a week for me to get my mojo back. I doubt I can train myself to cum prematurely.

So you've seen her bare tits?

Ha, i wish. The only girl I've ever wanted that I couldn't ever have.

What makes you connect it with Beanie?

Looks, Name and social awkwardness.

Dove "caring coconut". Its a mild sweet scent and it lasts 72 hours.

Sounds very nice, but I was wondering more about your natural musk.

My pubes and armpit hair are unshaven for now, but everything else is shaved.

Perfect! I love that. You naturally meet my preferences.

I like having them sucked and played with.

Nice. Would you consider engaging in sado-masochism?

Do you self-harm?

I browse this website.

Fair, and clever as always.

I'd do anal for a girl

Receiving or giving?

Somewhat long, either down or in a ponytail

Very cute. Though I normally prefer tomboy girls with shorter hair, I just know that your long hair is beautiful.

I like the colors of a sunset

Poetic. I hope our first kiss is in front of a sunset.

Uncomfortable

I'm sure we can make it work.

Yes. The clit mostly.

Great! I love sucking and licking the clit. I bet yours is cute as a button.

Duck feet. Long wide and flat.

Adorable! Little ducky feet for me to kiss and paint! Quack Quack!

I'm uncircumcised and a virgin and I've always worried that I'd cum prematurely if I ever had sex. I tried using an onahole before and that made me cum pretty much instantaneously.

Oh god dude shut up I'm drowning in secondhand embarrassment just reading this shit.

Just about any guy CAN come prematurely. We mostly try to last longer. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean. What is it exactly that you're trying to do/accomplish? While it's certainly a very forward question, if you're already on the level of lovers and this is some kind of sexual interest of yours, I'm sure most chill guys wouldn't be insulted. As long as you're not making fun of him about it.

Couldn't make it to 100 within 1 hour :(

Don't be embarrassed of our love, anon! You'll find your Beanie too one day, and then you'll understand!

I'll do it, 98.

Me again, number 99.

Oh boy, a Beanie thread with my friends! Wooon

too late :( sorry beanie

I associate the name with someone too, but I'd never DOX her or bring online bullshit into irl.

FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE TWERP RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
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05/18/25(Sun)19:46:40

05/18/25(Sun)20:47:32

Success.

what

Does the 100th poster get to be her bf?

1 hour, 58 seconds. Still counts right ?

DID YOU THINK I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU YOU STUPID DRAGON
I'M STILL HERE TO RUMBLE AND KICK YOUR LUNGS

Beanie dates IRL chads, experiences the pump and dump, then vents her frustration on us. Don't be silly anon

within 1 hour

1 hour, 58 seconds

no, that categorically does not count. Close, but no cigar. We failed Beanie.

STUPID STUPID I SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN SO LONG CRAFTING MY QUESTIONS FOR HER

I'll let her vent her frustration on me, if you know what I mean

YOU WILL ALL DIIIIEEEE
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but I'd never DOX her or bring online bullshit into irl.

Don't worry, I would rather climax a shotgun with my mouth than DOX her, I love her too fucking much to let anything bad happen to her, let alone this hellhole knowing her.
I'm just wondering if it's actually her (which is why I keep autistically asking for info about beanie instead of blurting out my girls stats). Best tits I've ever seen btw.

Genuinely want to participate

See that it's posted by beanie

Lose interest immeadiately

Yeah...

Yeah, I know what you mean. Picrel

I know, I wish Beanie could engage with us seriously instead of being a troll and feeding trolling. But it is fun to fucks with her.

UGH. Total Beanie Domination Victory, yes please

these truly are just fem slog threads, huh?

beanie, come out to play

As opposed to normal slog threads..? Slog is 1000% a woman.

sorry, sorry, my bad g

HEY FAGGOT DRAGON

Funfact: in Brazil we refer to ugly woman as dragons

It's okay I forgive you.

DO NOT DARE CALL ME THAT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DESPITE YOUR FAGGOTRY I KINDA LIKE YOU

I AM AN ALL CONSUMING DRACONIC MONSTER I HAVE NO ROOM FOR LOVE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

ah no I forgot image
ok larps over
pack it up guys

thank you for the kindness, i really appreciate that

I enjoyed your tomfoolery while it lasted

no u cant stop larping
im gonna summon you everytime theres a shit thread in the catalog

Of course.. I'm sure we'll get a slog thread later anyway..

i hope not. that would super suck and cause a lot turmoil and chaos. what a little cretin

Holy fvcking based. I love this little guy like you wouldn't believe.

Don't worry I'll keep you safe. So you don't even have to worry about it.

Yeah, slog isn't cute or clever like Beanie is. Not interested.

you're so cool and brave

Not really. Secretly I'm a little scared, but I'll make do.

i'll keep you safe, too. we'll make it through this together

I was hoping you'd say that. Together we'll be unstoppable.

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls

No. The nerve endings in our balls dont give the sexual pleasure as in the shaft

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes

Probably rather sensitive, I don't know about women though

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way

No, but it would snap and be extremely painful

Ball measurements

5.5 by 4 cm

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls

Absolute searing pain, imagine the worst impact pain in your life that lasts for 20 minutes

I have bonked the cervixs of a few women, seeing them balled up in pain and the duration, looks similar to getting kicked in the balls.

Sure. A femanon on here was getting me off last night answering those questions about her body, least I can do is the same.

Cum from ballplay

I mean technically it's probably possible if he's really into ballplay, I doubt it'd work on me though.

Are male assholes as sensitive as female ones.

I don't know how sensitive your asshole is, all I know is a girl's tongue in mine feels absolutely divine and will make me blow in minutes when it usually takes me a while to cum.
Hell if I know the answer to the other two, I've never had anything bigger than the tip of a tongue in there and I don't plan on ever having anything bigger than a finger. And even that's gonna take some convincing.

Sideways shaft.

I knew a dude with a dick like a sideways banana. Both because he told me and because I fucked a girl who used to fuck him. But that was apparently a matter of him 'tucking' it into his underwear as a kid. So I think if you want a permanent bend it needs to be a matter of constant exposure, not one hard twist.

Balls

Fuck I'm not getting out a tap measure. One is like 4x3x3 cm roughly. One is smaller. I kinda wonder if there's a problem there but I can never manage to actually ask a doctor to look at it.

Getting hit in the balls

A lot like getting hit in the funnybone. Hell no I wouldn't do it.

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls?

Probably not, though the guy in this gif is. I love having my balls handled roughly but I still need some stimulation on my dick to get off.

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

No clue, haven't done any ass stuff to myself. I've seen webms here of pretty huge objects going into asses though and gays are size queens.

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

This is how you break dicks, don't do it. Bending mine to the side or too far up/down hurts like hell when I'm hard.

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

Not sure about exact size, but each one is the size of a jumbo egg. Once during a physical I had a doctor ask if this was their normal size or if I was experiencing any swelling/changes in size because she was concerned something might be going on. When I told her no this is normal she said "Good, then you just have very large testicles." Idk about sperm count but I blow huge loads.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it

Like a nauseous, wind knocked out of you feeling.

Can I make a guy cum with only his balls? Like if I don't touch the shaft at all, and just fuck around and play with his balls can I get him to cum if I keep him pent up long enough?

Unlikely, it would never happen for me. You would have more luck with the taint though

How sensitive are male assholes compared to female assholes? What is the personal length of your entire asshole? How big of an insertion could you take?

I'm not a woman, no idea how sensitive their assholes are. I have fit 2 fingers in mine, but I've shat fatter turds, so I guess I could take more than 2 fingers

If I bent a guys shaft hard enough would it stay that way? If I bent him far enough to the side could he only fuck sideways from then on?

If it's flaccid, absolutely not, it is extremely flexible. If it's hard, you could brake it but I doubt it would stay in that position

Ball measurements, I want them. Exact length of each ball. I wanna know which guy here has the largest and most potent balls. And if some guys have one ball thats bigger than the other one?

My left ball is exactly 38x33x18mm and the right one is 45x33x18

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

You feel it feel in your soul. No, i wouldn't.

What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling? If I asked you to punch yourself in the balls for my own personal amusement would you do it?

No

>What does it feel like to get hit in the balls? Can you describe that feeling?

i was hit by a cricket ball right above my nuts
it missed my dick too
it's like your whole body has been shaken by an earthquake of pain

you should know, you're a dude.

What is this degenerate horse shit? And wow you actually managed to convince everyone that you are me. Congrats sloggy.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ab1O-i4ep4&list=OLAK5uy_nN9gqFY_QR1Yx0E7JZXoOMS7xNHSJlJnU&pp=ygUNYmFkIHdpdGNoIG5pbg==

How dare you compare the princess of r9k to that weasel? Don't you know she singlehandedly outsmarted him and made him her bitch? desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81098054/#q81098533

This is obviously a fake beanie. Trip is different. You guys are retards for continuing to fall for this shit.

i literally posted this very early in the thread
but people are just stupid

Hmm the Stella posters trip is also different from this. Are there multiple fakes? Where is the real Beanie?