Averted post 400 anxiety and bodied that freak IDmong edition
/britfeel/
I'm a big fat bastard oh aye x
How come you guys get to have a /britfeel/ thread and the Americans can't come together for anything? The social anxiety threads didn't even take off after the first one.
Sorry Eva
Apologise to eva6's amazon wishlist thread
Stop making threads early you spastics
The social anxiety threads didn't even take off
i wonder why.
Us fat lads need to stick together
Eva is Crossy and I'm fucking sick of people pretending it's not.
chippy sauce. oh aye
Crossy is an INFP, eva6 is INTJ.
This is basically Indian Street food. Instead of their hands using their cock.
everyone is seemingly obsessed with ai pics in this thread
saucy deepfakes resembling real people are illegal
but this has artistic merit so i'll let it slide
How can I be racist when foreigners make all the best food? Love a curry. Love a kebab. Can't hate them
it's like one guy
none of us can draw.
Apologize for insulting ebin, not on is it. Coming here and insulting robots.
Any brits here own a sofa from DFS?
What's your fucking problem? A few people posting humorous AI pictures involving Britfeel lore and characters is "obsessed"? Have a look at yourself, love.
well, i like how he has an interest in things, and documents them, i do prioritize talking to smart/autists than neurotypical boring people, but i didn't like his biased political part about the afghans at the hotel
Would you consume that sauce? Be honest.
*oofs, oooohs and marones his way into the thread*
What football team do you lads support. Nottingham Forest for me
lamenting the fact its office wagie time tomorrow, I simply dont want to. I'm going to bring in a book so I dont brain rot all day. Anyone got any decent educational podcasty type fucking things? maybe something history related? if ive got to be stuck in that shithole maybe I should put my brain to use because my job is mind numbing excel busywork.
Ooooh marone. Was going to watch The Sopranos but got that I Love Lucy dvds coming so will start that instead.
Newcastle of course. Hoping Forest get CL over Chelsea and Aston Villa though desu.
LincoIn Feminist Society
don't think he'd be interested in you anyway. Don't flatter yourself.
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Oh lads just had a proper coke in ages due to that sugar tax bollocks. Not the knockoff shite and wow what an experience. It was lush. And I mean lush. Double lush.
leeds united
32 and will never have a gf cos I don't like having mates
What was your view on Afghans in hotels?
SSM a getting ready for a WCA by bathing himself in that sauce just before he goes there.
Your Dad has murdered Afgans
Mums downstairs watching poldark AGAIN. I think this is the 3rd or 4th watch of the series now. Corr that woman with the ginger hair is beautiful.
so? if the afghans wanted to kill us, i think its morally ok.
AI is the future de lass
has the cadence but she's too expressive.
i want to kill half this thread. no jury would convict me.
me? ive got no mates because im a hopeless spastic who cant figure out how to maintain friendships properly so im frustrated and mateless, but ive got a gf somehow, but no mates, think id rather have mates though 100% as the gf annoys me
32 and will never have a gf cos I don't like having gfs
Reckon Eva6 is a BritNormie character
im a /biglad/, i dont fink you could
*makes your balls tingle*
looks like you were right, i was a bit skeptical
Corr that little rush it gives your arsehole
Jimmy Price in Layer Cake said the food at the country club would make your bollocks tingle
Same as Lollers. Is that you larping lad?
Almost as convincing as the passport crossylid
Pretty sure she's autistic/sperg the girl in the orange lads. what you lads think? 19 mins in
Yeah, I got that ginger weer on tap. Get paid tonight so get in.
Yanklass hates Crossy
nobody said you had to believe me
How do you imagine it would feel to have a train run on you by every lad in /britfeel/?
Some of them enthusiastic, some of them enjoying it for the sake of it, others reluctant and just going through the motions
google "INTJ answers mbti quiz"
Paid for what though
never seen her interact with eva6 either
Our railways are getting full. At some point, in the not too distant future, our railways will have no more spare capacity.
By 2020 the main rail line to Birmingham and the North West will be full
The best answer to the capacity conundrum is a new line to the Midlands, North West and beyond and that such a line should be capable of running 200mph+ services
A new high-speed line to Scotland more than pays for itself
it is now the science-fiction future of 2025. what the fuck is going on.
Last two digits is the percentage chance I climb Snowdon tomorrow
Alri Lollers lad x
desuarchive.org
Yes, although I'm getting better at finding or inventing things to do. They aren't all that meaningful or fulfilling but at least my life is stable and manageable nowadays.
Maybe not hate but I do loathe his posts.
Need HHL to deepthroat my penis
can someone crossthread a crossy post? i wanna see this person
Watched Terrifier 3. Disgusting stuff, you have to be a sick cunt to enjoy it
search for Lollers 'screenshot' he uses some Linux thing, his browser is different
i am now declaring your theory FAKE NEWS
Why don't you fuck off? Nobody wants you here
look up posts with complete disregard for grammar, like this
from what i've seen, isn't it 'silly' gore? squibs and that, fountains of blood.
the torture porn era of Saw, Hostel, and all them, genuinely grim
desuarchive.org
He has a new trip now though
crosslad greatest hits
Eva is Crosslad
Eva is blad
Eva is BN
Eva is Lollers
The state of you sad pricks get a life
What a saddo job that must be working in a prison. Couldn't ever date a pig or prison worker.
For me it's buffalo n word
Why's the lad in jeans keep tapping his feet? That's more autistic to me.
looks like an average mmo rpg or action rpg enjoyer's room.
That's all dollymong.
I do loathe his posts.
Why?
Any kino programme recs lads? Seen Mad Men, The Wire, 'Sopranos, Breaking Bad etc - looking for something as good as series 1 of True Detective - just proper good kino. Ta
Our anxiety lad doesn't have time for games he's busy with Anon Babble all day everyday
Twin Peaks mate
Hmm. Is it really as good as people make it out to be? I like Lynch, but think he's crazy overrated
I didn't like it but a lot of people do
For TV it's easier to decide if you want to watch something long or short then go from there.
Got it downloading, ta for the recommendation. It was either Twin Peaks or Andor.
improving my French by reading this cute wee book of proverbs from Provence
Utopia UK version frm 2013 x
Starting semen retention today. Decided to do 1 week for the time being. Wish me luck lads
ooft good rec my lad, completely forgotten about that programme but must have watched it 4 or 5 times. really good stuff.
Japan is introducing the incel tax in 2026. Ckin ell hope the dont do that here.
incel tax
Hostel 1 and 2 and the original Saw are good horror films. Even some of the Saw sequels have merit. The Terrifier films are literally just edgy as fuck killing women and kids. Eli Roth at least had influence from classic Italian and Japanese horror, even having Takashi Miike and Ruggero Deodato do cameos.
Laptop from 2006 just about coping on Firefox lads. Don't know what I'll do when it gives up.
Pic related is literally every single physical book I still own.
There has to be a less intensive browser to use, no?
Make your own browser that uses 0
Unintelligible bordering on deranged
Wallows in self-pity and other-blaming
Obsessed with feet, mother, and mother's feet
The americab remake honestly isnt that bad just for a entertaining scifi show,but not on same level of kino ofc,at all. Whitechapel is good as well itsa BBC show I fink but its on Netflix now.
I would recommend
murder she wrote
diagnosis murder
M*A*S*H*
boardwalk empire
banshee
homicide life on the street
nypd blue
canon
veep
lost
frasier
the leftovers
hitchcock presents
babylon 5
Many more but that's an eclectic mix.
Unintelligible bordering on deranged
It's called cutepostinig, you hag
Sounds like Helperlad.
I dunno. I only use the official repositories otherwise I'll have a Frankendebian situation going. Chromium feels like it may do a little better.
I'm not high iq to be making my own software. Making a reliable web browser is a multi-person task anyway.
Physical tomie looks pretty kewl. I got on kindlex
babylon 5
Such a great series.
asmr bints would never read those.
How good is Broadwalk Empire? It should be right up my street but it looks a bit schlocky
I really enjoyed it. Very high production value and some of the same team from The Sopranos.
provence
AKA jealous he's close to helper, grim
yeah I remember reading about the American remake years ago when I heard they cancelled the British version but I haven't checked it out. I might just rewatch the UK version again desu. thanks for the Whitechapel rec, I haven't seen it.
Ungoogled Chromium would probably perform better than stock Firefox
American version is total bollocks don't bother with it.
Imagine wallowing in self pity on Anon Babble
England was better in the 20th century 1960s to 1990s (maybe early 00s was ok). The music culture was astronomically better and it became tied into national identity.
Don't forget his retarded text speak grammar. I filtered his trip months ago
Not being nice to crossy yet again. Bully boys out on parade.
Did you see my post about the McFlurries earlier, lad? Are they always stingy with the Maltesers one?
pic related, my lad
You're such a mong, simping for that vile Eva roastie
the twolls have won x
ssm lost his benefits it not rite
files.catbox.moe
Life on Mars
Again. You dont know me. Like that simply red song if you dont know me by now. You will never ever ever know me. I have mcflurries. I would rather have another cheeseburger over a mcflurrie. 3 triple cheeseburgers 2 large fries and a banana milkshake. If I have enough points on the McDonalds app I will have 2 double quarter pounders with 2 large fries and a banana milkshake. Only in rare circumstances though.
Corr Im due for a family rebate soon mith treat myself. Why not after all.
Sounds like an impression is it real?
Vile hags out
Bromite is the sequel to Cromite with a much worse name.
it's Chromium, no Google shite, adblock built-in. good stuff.
Not been simping at all. Piss off. I once asked her opinion on dry pepper thats it. There some spacker making a million posts a day about holding hands with eva6 or some other activity. Find out who he is and put him up on the cross not me.
this is a classic bit of ssm lore de lad x
I dont have McFlurrys sorry. Quick edit there.
gonna be crying like fuck when ssm dies
self-pity
I see. Was this when he got kicked off PIP? Somebody should compile a greatest hits compilation.
Absolutely exhausted on these new super anti depressants. Just want to sleep all the time. It not right.
Poley actually did win, travelling around the world with his mates
No need to be rude about it I was only asking. I didn't say I knew you. I asked a question to know more about you. Fuck me.
Why take those Jew pills?
Any lad here got that video of SSM playing with actual shit? Can't find it
Not being rude at all mate. Im pulling your leg like just like you are pulling mine. If you are going to impersonate me you have to get it right lad.
All the lads putting their hands up Yanklasses dress and pulling her panties down
Oh I would be a trillion times worse without them. Unless that is dependancy on them or something. Been on them since 2010 lad. The damage has already been done a long long time ago. I think Im that fucked in the head I am incompatible with treatment and therapy. This is the 5th anti depressant Ive been on now and its absolutely doing fuck all. All its doing is making me sleep a lot. Thats it. But then again is that the point? Quacks would rather have you asleep than hanging from a rope on a tree somewhere.
Any lad for that video of SSM putting his thumbs up and those two lads bumming in the background? Not gay but its right funny that one.
What the fuck are you on about? I was asking a legit question about McFlurries because I knew you liked McDonalds and I rarely have them.
any lads here play the britfeel game on the master system? the level where you got captured by uncle wearl and sent to his sex dungeon and have to escape spooked me out
get on that trazodone. you take it at night, puts you to sleep anyway.
I like blueberries very much but do not particularly care for strawberries.
If someone were to challenge me to explain why I enjoy one and not the other, since they are both fruitberries, I would not be able to break down my reasoning into any smaller parts.
I dont know mate. Wouldnt know. I dont have them either. I think we have our wires crossed here. Or some other lad is pretending to be us both! Ckin ell now wouldnt that be a kicker.
Did you not say in the past you have McDonalds? Are you trolling me?
Personally I preferred the sega Saturn sequel. The graphics were quite advanced for the time.
Found it de lids
Looking for the golden nugget
youtube.com
Yes I do have McDonalds. But its been about 6 weeks or more since Ive had it lad. I was saying I dont have McFlurrys. Kek. Just drop it now lad. Live. Laugh. Love.
it's a shame dungeon crawlers died out, or turned into more JRPG-style nonsense
don't want D&D shit either, want to solve puzzles and that
is there any pictures of his genitals?
What made you get on them in the first place
someone posted it recently and it was absolutely disgusting and hilarious and LUSH and POSH x
While i was painting ghe fence it did cross my mind maybe this is my calling in life.i luv a wee repetitive task thats not too difficult nd just zone out. But it would be different w some mongo expecting me to do it more faster nd all the rest of it. Nd it gets more complicated in real world ppl use spray paint n stuff. Got sum jazzles which is my guilty pleasure choccy jst as far as i try to avoid choccy if i can overall but if i see jazzles in a shop ill need to get them cus an always in the mood for them. I prefer the milk choco ones over the white ones but its all good
Aye,like,,wouldnt exactly recommended it,bt not essential ofc. Might watch that night crawler laters. Fell asleep before i was putting it on other night.
Is it ssri?
drag and drop corn onto torch
makes popcorn
10/10 game
Love dungeon crawlers me. Especially wizardry. I have 1 and 2 on the NES and 5 on the Super Nintendo. Class games. Not for everybody though.
I would not be able to break down my reasoning
Yea its called anti-scottish racism mate,,dw not like am sensitive or anything
YA8NX
born attention seeker
is that a radio-clock?
What do you lads think of Baldur's Gate 3? Playing it and loving it so far
are you asking this out of caution, or out of a desire for said pictures?
Was sunny outside yday til like 10pm.feels like the days never end when its like this
just curious, its like, not something you'd enjoy seeing, but i'm curious to see it
She's just some miserable old foreign hag who doesn't belong here. Ignore her lad
T. Beanbean
YA8NX
"ya hate nigs"? who's the racist now (it's the CAPTCHA)
my grandmother is a scot, my great grandfather is welsh, i have no grandparents left alive other than my grandmother
That was from late 2022. It was around the same time he stabbed himself on stream when pissed up.
No idea. Was having counselling when I was 15-16 and I was prescribed them then. I think was was diagnosed with MDD (major depressive disorder) and been on a few since.
Yes I believe so.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Counselling
Yes goy, get on these pills from pillbergstein industries plc
fair enough. you could just look at pictures of ANY genitals and play pretend.
a bit like this profound art book.
Imagine take literally any prescription ever
It might be for you but it's not for me
Yes its my mums from the 80s. Radio still works somehow. In dont use it anymore its in the attic in storage. Swapped it out with an artificial plant a few months ago.
you seem to have a very close connection to your mother
What is known about Ebin's living situation?
Anti depressants are the ultimate goyslop
Fuckin sideways photo. Absolutely hate when that happens.
prescription
might as well just go to a SYNAGOGUE while you're at it
(change the bloody record Anon Babble)
The ultimate marker of being low IQ is taking antidepressants or the contraceptive pill
Going to the vagina museum on saturday
What's the ultimate marker of being high IQ?
Prescription? Not for me thanks, I'm not as thick as shit
Oh I understand now, lad. Why do you not like McFlurrys then? I misunderstood what you were in about!
Corrr might get an OLED in finance.
Yes you could say that. She wont let me leave home kek. Or go outside on my own. Thinks Im going to hang my self or jump off the nearest motorway bridge. Wish I could but Im too much. Of a coward. she thinks I dont know or havent figured it out yet but I have. Whenever I want to go out on my own she will say oh do it another day when Im off. She takes me everywhere. Even went to the corner shop once and she said she would take me. She doesnt mind. Just how she is.
not telling people your IQ all the time, and not being nihilistic, its like a bell curve, the lower people on the iq spectrum think life has a meaning, because of jehovah or something, and then 100-110iq believe in a nihlistic, "ape on rock" approach, above that, it's not nihilistic, but it isn't exactly abrahamistic
Harold Shipman was doing the world a favour because people who go to the doctor deserve to be snuffed out for their sheer stupidity
this image specifically is where my mind goes to when people say "you're just an ape, on a floating rock flying through space, nothing matters."
Never said I didnt like them. Just I would rather have a 4th double cheeseburger for the price.
Buy now pay later interest free if you pay it off in a year.
Ruthmong would be better off if he took antidepressants
Not anti-Scottish at all, Crossy.
Great-grandpa was from Argyllshire, I love plaid and thistles, my cat is called Hamish, and the Falls of Dochart is on my fantasy Brit vacation.
He wouldn't, they're evil
Nvr heard of it. Its pretty shite you have to take em for weeks just to see if it even does anything.ive met someone in the group before thats been on every ssri available on the NHS lol.
Xxx
Dont ever reply to my post again, roastie
Very very very cringe
I mind that post at the time cus it made me stroke my chin nd go "hmmmm" type of fing. Jst like today "the ocean is a kind of soup" or maybe it was yday
if i was a "roastie" would that even matter?
Not every scot is a mong but most mongs ITT are scottish, just how it is x
Every socrares is a cat x
Whaooooo were half way thereee wahaaaa ohhh livin on a prayer.
Ruthmong likes Scottish lasses, especially when they whisper into a microphone.
Lustral sounds like the name of a succabus.
i think its succubus actually
Sorry I genuinely wasn't trying to antagonise just being a mong at reading comprehension. I actually worked out it's better to get like three burgers instead of a meal as I don't even like the fries.
Bit the bullet on the OLED. 48 inch is a good deal and bigger than my current 43 inch plus I can sit closer with no issues. Corrrrr.
Its alright lad. Dont worry about it. Water under the bridge.
Youve bought it? Bloody ell lad. Nice one. Got to treat yourself on PIP a havent you?
is it a boy or a girl?
'it' is a he.
Yeah that's right we all deserve a treat? The current TV is 7 years old so quite outdated I reckon. Can pay over 3 years with only 150 quid interest but I'll probably pay it off well before that.
Virgin Island on channel 4 now
Normies on TikTok seem to dislike this show.
Kek. Im still using a 43 inch 1080p from 2017. Still works though, bedsides I only run retro games through it so I dont exactly need a state of the art tv. Would be nice though.
Dragging Eva6 to a breeding farm and forcefully impregnating her
What the fuck is going on. I leave for one fucking day and come back to three fucking threads up. You fucking muppets.
Are u a christian?
they got me on sertraline once did fuck all
Humiliation ritual. Forever he will be known as that spacker that went on tv for being a sperg virgin. wouldnt even think of doing this in a million years. Im over it now anyway. Just dont care.
agreed. people who harp on about their high IQs are so tediously stupid and dull.
I got offered a grand to be in a McDonald's advert once and turned it down
its 549 quid on amazon
you got ripped
no, im not, i wasn't won over as a child, so i don't think it'll happen ever
Eva6 is a crypto-Jew
Oh fkxing hell fx me fudge me i forgot about them clocks. Thats mental nd beautiful. My mammy had 1 of those but it was cream colour nd loud as fx when the alarm goes off I mind those clocks from being tucked up in bed w my mam cozy n warm nd then the alarm going nd feeling gutted nd distraught that i had to go to school. Phwoar I luv when a wee silly thing just catches you by accident nd opens up nice memories.x
Cant pay finance on that lad. Only 50 quid more and its not from some dodgy 3rd party no name Amazon seller either.
Eva6 having her legs prized open (whist fully clothed in the top half) and having Ruthlads penis inserted into her vagina
eva do you have any cisco certs or education to get your it support job?
paying finance on consumer products is grim
Just sent my brother down Mcdonalds kek. 2 large strawberry milkshakes and a mcflurry. Oh it LUSH.
10 days until disposable vapes are extinct in UK x
is the wire worth watching i only got a few episodes in on first season.
Lad stop it. You are giving me cravings for McDonalds. Getting a family rebate soon I owe 56 of it out and might splash the rest on mcdonalds oh aye.
SSMs sperm swimming down Eva6's fallopian tubes and fertilising her egg. In 9 months Eva6 with be the mother to SSM's sprog
i just got an A* in IT studies, in my BTEC & my A levels, thats all i focussed on during my education
wont go to mcdonalds anymore, its like 8 quid for a meal, absolute piss take
veep is inferior in every way to the thick of it
Do you want to get pregnant by SSM?
wish i focused on one thing in school, nobody guided me so i just picked a bunch of random shit. could have been doing IT support right out of school. fucks sake
Welper is a bit quiet recently is everything alright with the lad?
i don't want to get pregnant by any man over 45, it increases chances of autism
Who do you want to get pregnant by?
i rang around different company's to try and get an it support job and i got qualifications, eva gets it though connections, too late now i'm stuck on that disability money
Is that real? Fort it was just older mothers. Which is defined as geriatric past 35. Ig it would work both ways.
It's slightly worse as the man ages by the mothers age is much more important
I'm just womfing around me de lid. Watching Beetlejuice 2 and necking that ginger beer. Off the wooze until Saturday now.
Not unless you had connected parents who got you the job paying 35k and sorted you out with a brand new electric mini on a finance deal.
She'll go on to have a great career making probably 100k one day and you'll always be on the disability.
did shippy shag poley in the honeymoon suite of the grand hotel scarborough?
probably not they stuck in IT support tier because they know fuck all
Do you think that you'll naturally start to post less and less as you sort your life out, lad? Will be a sad day when you make your final post.
well, when I was in Highschool, I did work experience at the place I'm at now, doing the same embarrassing things ( Crawling under desks and asking if there's any issues with their display/laptop )
man sperm stays the same
woman eggs get worse
not sexist, just facts
Eva. Sorry to break it to you but the woman passes on 80% of her genes onto the baby. So if were to have a baby now there would be a 80% likelyhood of the child having autism because you have it. Sorry to tell you this. Hopefully in a few years DNA splicing will exist and illnesses such as autism will be screened out.
Imagine that stench
there are ppl making 100k who come from council estates, we should just admit that we are failures in life de lad, we could have put effort in
Me and poley stayed at the grand hotel over 2 years apart. Me in September 2017, and poley in January 2020
Its a good show but its jst depressing to watch for me am not really into gangsta homie type of vibe tho but i did watch the whole show so its entertaining I guess
veep
Based
Highschool
Oof
if you're anti crossy you're anti Scottish
simple as hen x
unplugs pc cable, gunna get that eva girl around to bend over down the desk again coorrrrrr
He almost made THE final post in /britfeel/
oh, so regardless of age, my children would be just as spergy as me?
True it depends what you use it for I suppose. I have over 60 4K Blu-rays now so I bet they will look way better on an OLED.
You'll die a sprogless wagie
Real talk, all memes aside, were you ever (or are you still?) into poley? Would you ever consider dating her? Would you be down to shag even if not up for dating?
you should of paid for an invite in a private torrent tracker instead of buying them
There's no path where effort alone will take you from growing up on a council estate to 100k.
Why you say that? I feel like they didn't sanatise it at all. Feels very much like an American Thick of It plus based JLD.
regret not killing myself at 15 or so. the plan was to continue on as a ghost, and spy on all the people who had wronged me.
State of this virgin island. Some old roastie hag trying to convince an autistic guy he is non-binary
Its not what you know its who you know. My uncle was a higher up in a construction company and got me a job there. I could have stayed there forever but I pissed it all away and had a melty at work. Kek.
Private trackers are for nonces.. Can't buy a Pass the Popcorn invite anyway de liddington.
had a melty
Corr what happened
I'm not gay, it really is that simple.
yeah there is, you just get an entry level job in a career with upward mobility and work your way up
More than likely. Im afraid. Autism is a hereditary.
just follow the revision guide for your private tracker interview. very normal.
you could still buy a pass the popcorn account?
Yeah I was a bit. Poley looks good now because of the hormones. I don't think we'd ever be compatible though.
virtua britfeel? never played it myself
In entry level jobs with that kind of earning potential, they are looking for people with "polish". They don't hire council estate kids. Even companies with huge diversity initiatives. They hire black/brown middle class kids as their diversity hires.
Man it was in 2012 it think. I had the task of knocking down walls in several rooms with a sledge hammer and had to put the chunks of the wall into a wheelbarrow and take it down 2 flights of stairs into a skip on my own. It was too much and I just walked out. Uncle was not happy at all.
Bought an acoustic guitar back. I'm going to try my hardest to improve as a songwriter. Goal is to write a song a week, and if I'm not happy with most of them I'll finally give up for good. Or pick up a new instrument
Who knows lid. I'm just taking things a day at a time.
Gotten back from the breeding bonanza earlier, didn't i
The BWC hath gotten *very* wet indeed too
Phwoar
anon all they have to do is get a haircut and not wear a tracksuit to the interview and talk like a normal person
besides not everyone from a council estate looks and acts like a mong
Yeah that was the one lad. Uncle wearl was brought back to life with a magic spell and you could unlock him at the end if you completed the game under conditions. Good times.
Me? I'm very content with where I am in life right now, but generally others aren't content with where I am in life?
Seen that new final destination got good reviews
Are u anon that sold them? That was a sad post
support
You'll be on the beers in 3 hours you melt
Any opinions on current events?
Good to hear lad. Take it nice and easy. Live it up. After all, its your world.
nimm deine medikamente qoeq
If it's that easy why does it literally never happen?
Same lad. I almost did in 2010. Still think about it and all the bullshit ive had to endure since then.
how would you know that it doesnt happen?
I'm garn to see it next week by then most people will have seen it and the showings will be quiet and womfy. Oh aye.
I think I would enjoy smashing someone's face in with a hammer. I'm not saying I'd do it but I think I'd enjoy it.
Shippy is thrilled by the idea of fatherhood. As a concept, a fantasy, or a way to feel normal or wanted.
Look, I'm a man now.
Someone wants me.
I'm not broken. I'm doing what everyone else does.
People will finally take me seriously.
Unfortunately, a man called Shut in Chad did NOT take Shippy seriously. He poured doubt on Shippy's claims of fatherhood, which made Shippy very, very angry.
suicide is never the right answer
I remember once in year 9 we had a class where the teacher went around asking everyone what job they wanted when they were older.
Someone said 'some admin/data entry job in an office' and he caused such a commotion with that, everyone else was saying ridiculous stuff like surgeon/pilot/CEO/investment banker etc, and he was the only one with a reasonable answer. He got chastised for being 'unambitious' but in reality there are a lot of shitter jobs than that
go to one of those rage rooms
not a person but it might strike the same chord
i just want to go mental in the wine section of Waitrose with a baseball bat
I've never heard of it ever happening. You hear about working class people becoming millionaires through entrepreneurial stuff. You hear about them running plumbing or construction companies. You never hear about them getting 100k jobs because they got an entry level job in one of the very few companies with that kind of potential and worked their way up.
Good morning cdot, scraper broken down today?
What did you say Shippy lad?
why would you have heard of it happening? people mostly keep their lives to themselves.
maybe 100k is an exaggeration because almost nobody gets paid that in the UK but 60-80k is possible.
You can't blame SIC for his scepticism after the trauma he endured just months prior. He actually believed the bizarre tale that Andrew had moved to Guernsey and was now working for the gambling commission over there, and also inviting fellow /britfeel/ers over to visit him.
Ever since the revelation that he had fallen for a LARP hook, line and sinker he'd never believe anything ever again
i've posted this one before:
youtube.com
old teleplay, don't expect people to watch it. we were shown it in school.
some troubled/naughty kids go on a school trip. ruffles the prim-and-proper strict teacher's feathers. the nice lady teacher concludes with a speech about how Britain needs its factory workers.
this would be considered a negative message today.
still reckon a britfeel house band needs to be formed. i can play the triangle
I said meteorologist
All the lassies in my class wanted to be hairdresser/beautician
Gna get that NVQ nd open my own wee shop oh aye
Lads like Shippy, who are aware of their differences but can't fully compensate for them, often crave inclusion. Not just socially, but symbolically. And what's more symbolic of adulthood, belonging, and legitimacy than having a child? Or a "sprog" as he calls it.
For Shippy, it's a way of seizing status in a world that has denied him status. Even though he earns minimum wage, only speaks one language, and is regarded as an oddity around Banbury... if someone is shagging him and wants his child, it flips the script. Suddenly Shippy is the desired one. The chosen one. The golden god of a man. That's intoxicating.
But of course, it's a fantasy, and like most fantasies, it's selective:
Shippy imagines the cute baby giggling, not the sleepless nights.
He pictures the admiration he'll get, and denies the possibility of financial stress because "lads on a council estate can do it"
He thinks of the legacy, not the years of emotional labour.
For someone like Shippy, with rigid thinking and tendency toward black-and-white ideas (common in autism), these symbolic meanings can override practical considerations. He literally can't connect the act of conception with the 18+ years of parenting that follow, because the meaning he's attached to it isn't about parenting. It's about telling people on Anon Babble he has "a sprog".
If you revise it to 60k then yeah fair enough.
HNC is what it was called acrually.........I fink
What are you doing in Guernsey?
I've gone to meet up with Andrew, he's moved over here and is now working for the gambling commission
Really?
Yeah really
if i had a child, people would respect me more. no matter my status.
like imagine if you got hit by a car or something.
single man gets hit by car
dad gets hit by car
whatever the circumstances, people just take you seriously. bit like how we respect the elderly (or used to: World War II etc.)
You are too low class lad for Waitrose.
For Shippy, this isn't really about children. Some wags on here have postulated that his "sprog obsession" is about paedophilia, but that isn't true. It has nothing to do with kids. It's about symbolic repair.
Shippy is a man who has been socially isolated. He's struggled with relationships. He's constantly felt infantilised and underetimated.
And most importantly, he's always been excluded from traditional rites of passage
That's why he sees having a "sprog" as a powerful totem. It offers him "instant adult" status, no matter how little he has achieved.
As someone who has a kid, I've noticed the same to be honest. Shippy seems unaware that real fatherhood demands qualities he hasn't developed, or is actively dismissing as irrelevant. He's a good lad though.
Having a child is also proof that you've had sex, something that he's desperate to prove to others.
When my wee niece was over other week i was rly enjoying watching toy story 2 just bc she was there. The world must seem more magic when youve got weans. Just like when you were a wean. Cus u can experience things for the first time again. Know what I mean.
underetimated
Amount of bints that read this fantasy shite. Read a fucking deep book ffs. Think they're so special and better than men for reading.
something that he's desperate to prove to others.
I genuinely couldn't care less if people believed it or not.
For one, it's a simple fact that doesn't change whether people believe it or not.
I think most people believe it, you've got people like cdot who also believe it but pretend not to, and other lads who genuinely believe I'm a virgin, regardless, I don't care about persuading the non believers
Going to go to Turkey and open up a British barbers. Going to specialise in the Curly Watts hairstyle.
Corrrr, can't wait until Thursday for me new telly. It like Christmas. Anxious I'll get a bad panel as well. Normal new telly vibes.
Shippy what happened with your kid, the whole Jamaica thing, it's fucked. Actually evil. You weren't wrong to want to be a dad. You wanted legacy, connection, meaning, all that real shit.
And yeah, maybe you didn't see all the red flags or how it could go sideways, but that doesn't make you weak. It makes her a cunt. And nobody ever talks about how cruel it is to rip a man out of his own kid's life and leave him with a handful of JPGs and silence. The world is full of snakes and no one teaches lads how to navigate that shit.
Just had a cheeky jackat potato me. Put some of that hot sauce I got in Edinburgh on. Was surprisingly quite nice.
Love a jacket tater with a bit of cheese, me. Lush.
me? re-reading Hopscotch by Julio Cortazar except this time I'm doing the alternative reading.
Corrrr dietshire shall soon commence
Becoming slightly chumbalicious over hea
I need to fuck british guys up the bum bum
Getting a bit rotund myself I reckon.
I think life past a certain age without a sprog would feel empty, like whats the point am I just going to consume and play into the system until I am too physically weak or sick to do so? a sprog leaves your imprint though, it would be cool to have a mini me because I like me and a small me would be sick
Me? I will never have children. I'll never want to bring a life into this messed up world.
Why are there three editions about 'id mong' that I've never heard of. Someone having a meltdown?
jacket tater with a bit of cheese
Oh aye that sounds lush. Plenty of butter too.
I need a British bf aged 18- 19 who likes big throbbing American cock in him
i know, but they can afford the damage
For me? Beans, cheese and tuna on a jacket potato. Oh and butter. And chives if you want to be 4x posh. Dash of tabasco on the beans. Phwoar it lush and I mean lush
If I won the euromillions, I think I could be with Ruth. Luck is never on my side.
post 400 anxiety to make early threads and idmong are dollymongs new side gimmicks to shit up britfeel
There's a few lads here who'd be into that, but they are all in their 30s and balding.
lol jfc ig this ain't the place
Don't get how my hair is dry and greasy at the same time
Toast with marmite on it with beans on top with grated cheese on top
This is called "the lottery-wife delusion" and it's very common among autistic or socially isolated men.
I appreciate this lad x
nothing wrong with a decent bit of fluff. one of my favourite books that brings me genuine comfort is The Alchemist.
There's a good 10 or so anons here who live for /britfeel/, new and evolving bits of /britfeel/ lore are almost the most important thing in their life
i am in a relationship with /britfeel/
Burned all my bridges due to my alcoholism. I have no-one to talk to. You're all basically my only friends, or the only source of human interaction I get. It's sad but it's my world.
When I'm not watching DVDs, I'm posting on Britfeel.
Fuck I forgot about watching Aftersun. Bit late now to watch it, but I'll 100 percent watch it tomorrow.
That's a pretty cover but I reckon it would bore me. I couldn't focus anyway reading.
For me? It's watching DVDs as I post in /britfeel/
Based Layer Cake enjoyer. What kind of telly is that pardner?
You're all sensitive lads. Nothing to be ashamed of though
Daniel Craig was good in Queer. Any lads here watch that?
I do think there is no other way. I need to be extremely advantaged in life. It's sad to think about.
Just some bog standard 40" Bush one
The really depressing part is that even if you won the euromillions it wouldn't work. You'd just attract con artists who don't really love you. You'd still struggle with intimacy, boundaries and trust. And you'd continue to scare away Ruth with your intensity and bitterness.
The worst part is, if you won the euromillions and a woman actually DID fall in love with you, you'd never believe it wasn't just about the money.
Corrr, bottom of the barrel those. Bought a cheap 50 odd inch one years ago and the fucker got burn in within a day (a fucking LCD).
Hello lad. It's getting a little late for you to be up isn't it? Have you taken your meds tonight? We've got a fine selection on the tray. We've got a lovely collection of sedatives for your delectation tonight, are you perhaps craving a diazepam or barbiturate? Go on lid, just a ten milligram dose will put you right to sleep. You've got a long day of dollies tomorrow. A warm mug of chocolate milk (It salted caramel) and some tranquilisers will do you good won't it?
Smuggling a nuclear warhead into the Port of Rotterdam and detonating it for fun? Recreationally? That's not on, tens of thousands of people will be killed, hundreds of thousands. Millions will get cancer, there will be massive wide ranging geo-political consequences, environmental effects for decades if not centuries, what about Immanuel Zirkzee's eyesight? It's just not on, don't even think about it
Funny you're going on about 'long day of dollies' when you've been posting these apu's since early afternoon.
The film I've seen the most times is Call Me By Your Name. Must have seen it 6 or 7 times. Don't even know why, it's a good film but not one of my favourites. Just watched it a few time with friends and a couple times when it's been playing on the TV when there was nothing else to watch.
I wouldn't be scaring anyone away with my euromillions win. Long as I act normie and improve my skills in socialising. I can look better with all that money too. I would make sure only to find someone legit.
i just had a zopiclone and another tramadol (only one) actually
and i did just have a chocolate milk but it was one of those mocha sachets
i'll take some anti-schizo meds before i decide you are one of my gangstakers please, Pharmafrog.
Best post I've seen in these 3 shit threads lad
I had a little nap between my meds to be completely fair.
CIA in Queer as Folk. gay media peaked with this. shame the writer is now ruining Doctor Who.
Good film if you're a bender.
First thing I'll do is start a Lost rewatch on me OLED. It'll be lush. Lots of dark scenes to test.
You won't lad. You've spent most of your life without attention, affection, or intimacy. You'll be blinded by validation. You'll mistake manipulative flattery for love. You'll fall for anyone who touches your arm and makes you feel chosen.
Bit insecure?
Never watched a gay film myself because I am not a fag simple as
Just a bit of fun, you seen Challengers? Same director but got mulatto Zendaya in a threeway.
I've gotten away with not working for many years. Why should I bother now? Life is fucking grim enough. Fuck doing a deadend job until I die. I don't care anymore. Never had a social status even when working.
The majority work their whole life and have fuck all to show for it. Being NEET and still having the same quality of life as a mid wagie is based.
Watching Croupier again
That's bloody grim. I too forget my current age sometimes and think I'm like 18. Only the rope is the answer after 30.
old.reddit.com
Yeah, and you look like you've had a Pot Noodle and a wank mate
Any good? Been thinking of grabbing this on 4K.
Oh yesh x
tfw have a dream about your primary school gf (as an adult) 20 years later
it's like my brain wants me to kill myself
I love it Personally but I'm a wambler myself. It's the film Ive watched the most times
Just been on instagram and it is filled with millions of 11/10 women. Absolutely black pilling knowing you will never ever even come close within 100ft of a woman that good looking.
Is autism really the golden ticket as SSM says? Im a 4 point in one category PIP spacker but paranoid as fuck that I will loose it during the review. Still no change though. Likely never.
Some people here will be thinking about /britfeel/ on their deathbed
Will have to get it soon I think I enjoy films about gambling and casinos.
New mission impossible film is good. 4 stars. I hope you enjoyed my review.
Sad but true. This place is for many a lifeline into the world as most of us lads dont have any friends or speak to anyone online. That and the laughs we have here.
If you're actually properly diagnosed with autism and it really does affect your everyday life and you're not a grifter then you have nothing to worry about.
I am OWED fanny
Corr might try and get Croupier in BluRay. Taunton or Camden is most likely from CEX
I am OWED DVDs
*offers u sum jazzles*
Just 15 Oxfams remaining now
Actual looks like starfksh........kinda creepy
Arrow video has a good release of it. The regular Blu-ray usually goes for 9 quid during their sales on HMV. CEX can be ripoffs.
Would like to know crossys opinion of Yoker and has he ever been there please.
Vajazzle
Remember when everyone was Vajazzlin' their pussies?
You beat me to it fuck sake.
I saw that on the Cex listing but didn't understand what it meant. Arrow is out of stock but regular is in stock
Just been on currys PC WORLD and had a look at their TVs. Ckin ell they put on an extra 50-100 pound onto their products and they have this black brown in the corner saying we wont be beaten on price. Bollocks. Yes you can you robbing cunts.
Sounds like sum pure mad egg yolk x
Croupier has only ever been released by Arrow in the UK within the past couple of years. There was never a normal studio release according to DVDcompare and Blu-rayDOTcom. It's a 4K transfer though so it'll look lush on Blu-ray.
A place in Glasgow apparently.
Oh eye
They charge like 40 quid delivery for their tellys too. At least Argos was free and I have bought laptops and wablets with Argos before, they've been pretty trustworthy.
When u bust but she still bettin'
life is rather uncomfy, whichever direction I move its just different kinds of uncomfy, I dont fink im enjoying this.
Daylight robbery. Not right at all.
I used to go quite a lot when I was wee in mid 00s cus my big sis first house she bought was there.thought it was ok kind of rough but not too bad kind of bang average feeling place.
Oh aye, it included in the 3 for 50 offer. Nice. Arrow 4Ks never used to be.
Prefer hearts eggs are prrtty good tho
Imagine being a croupier and having Indian punters at your table
4K DVDs on tap. Oh aye.
Bring on Saturday. We taking over London x
Just her neighbours in yoker seemed junkie ish not violent, just seedy but inside the flat was nice tho it was much bigger inside than it looked
Fucking hell lad, good tune
Somehow Harribos make me feel bloated. They must expand when they are in my stomach for some reason.
James Bond at the casino roulette table spaffing on 23 black whilst muttering shaken, not shtirred.
Based. Might get on that 4K DVD grind meself. I play them on me PS5 x
Taking a picture with Ponce in Gibraltar and SIC going ballistic claiming it's a doctored photo and he's 'not falling for that again'
I like the Haribo snakes. One day sweet, one day sour. They didn't ask to be born.
Jst went and played in the wee park mostly on the swings my fav nd then gradually evolved into bringing my gamecube over when I wasnstaying there nd not going outside. Thats puberty for u
Corr, she wearing red and black in life x
PS5 is good but it lacks Dolby Vision which is why I got a dedicated player. Don't trust those slot drives not to scratch my discs either. You should get The Truman Show on 4K it's like watching it for the first time again. The 4K restoration is on Netflix at the moment though and looks pretty nice too.
For me? It was 16 hours a day chopping virtual trees and doing virtual exercise courses dressed as a penguin.
he's quoting the Limmy sketch lad. incidentally, Yoker now has a nice wee bridge that opened the other month.
youtube.com
Forgot about 2021 i was having a wee breakdown nd went outside to a park nearby here nd went on the swings at 11pm midnight ish not just swaying about going high, standing up, the lot. I had this feeling like "fx what ppl think" but it was daft felt nice tho quite therapeutic
lee can't have cheese and especially not at a children's park
Bring on Saturday. We taking over London x
context for people who don't follow this stuff:
tgbns.co.uk
think some guy just picked (far too many) cities, decided 'yep there'll be protests there' rather than actually organise them locally.
but maybe London will get numbers.
Best thing about renfrew was cocos x nice quads
red and black
Corr
You should get The Truman Show on 4K
Oh aye x
ye see that swing
Is that club pngn. Never played that just habbo. Was rly addicted to habbo. From age 10 or sumtnin to whenever. Thunk that was the first thing that rly got me into internet.
Livin n breathin habbo......thats how it was......it actually was only about 2 or 3 of us in my class most moved on nd said its gay etc. Quite quickly don't know why I liked it that much.
No that's RuneScape. I played Club Penguin loads too, used cheat engine and got loads of coins doing the minecart minigame and had a pimped out penguin and igloo.
Habbo was class
rich kids would set up mad labyrinths and if you beat them you got free furni at the end
or you could just cyber with a paedophile
*increases your mining level overnight*
My mum is such a doll,,done smth really nice for me today that ive only jst noticed now. If everybody treat me like she does life would be soneasy. Fink that's why I liked the JWs
BritNormie calling his furbaby over to his lap to watch YouTube with him
Lmao. Aye. Wanna bobba? X
BritNormie has a girthier penis than you
One of the leetest on habbo was Jephyrr aka 13 who went from scripting to being a moderator but he died in IRL sum years ago. I fink lil_duckie was the lassie that was a mod that died way back then. I mind finding that weird online ppl dying when I was a wean. Like normal dying was confusing enough. So aye
Wow other ppl actually remember n saved this stuff. Good times
Rose lemonade elf bar surprisingly good, better than pink lemonade
dvd lad style fred
New Erik thread for post-400 anxiety lad