/r9gay/ #2540

hard work needin done edition

well fought:

I feel as if everybody in my life has abandoned me and hates me. I am liable to do something extremely drastic unless I get a good string of luck.

What sort of luck are you looking for?

Money, love, fulfillment, the usual.

Well, that's probably not going to happen all at once. The thing with luck is, you have to be in a position to receive luck. In other words, if you're not looking at the ground, you'll never find a four-leaf clover.

We can start on money if you like, since that's easiest. For most people, anyway. Do you have any money, or no money?

Of course not all of those things are gonna happen at the same time. Do you take me as a retard?

No money to speak of at the moment. My family has reduced me to life support metaphorically.

So you rely on your family for money at the moment? Why have they stopped giving you money? Did you do something bad?

I rely on them for everything. I am a failure in their eyes supposedly. Even though I really didn't get any attention as a young child. I guess I have to start somewhere on my own anyhow.

Are you more interested in making money working right now, or going to school? Would your family support you at school?

Well, I hope Anon didn't do anything drastic. Remember that you can always happen on money or things worth money when you're out walking around.

Some guys in my city hang out by grocery stores, so they can help old ladies bring stuff to their cars in the hope of tips. Seems to work out okay, since there are always a few hanging around.

No one paired me up with anyone last thread, I guess I shall posting here :(

i dont use this gen
what's it mean if im romantically attracted to my friend but sexually repulsed
is this prison gay whatever that means

Are you repulsed by him because of his gender or because he's your friend?

My neighborhood consists entirely of filthy self-absorbed pieces of shit. I've spent the past week trying to find places to volunteer to make my community a better place and there isn't a single soup kitchen or homeless shelter to be found within 20 miles, it's just rich country-club going-
I want to use harsher, more offensive words but I don't know any rude enough to express how angry I am.

I have a loving and supportive family and I'm still miserable. Don't worry, it's definitely an internal issue and you'd still feel this way even if everybody in your life hadn't abandoned you and began to hate you.

pissing in bottles
life is good

tfw no bf to give me his pee bottles to drink

Sorry I'm gonna throw them out tomorrow. I just can't be bothered to walk to the toilet tonight.

Started working out now Im starting to get really horny very easy

Pope* said so

Forgot the pic

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Hello, I will not be going to hell. I said so.

kike at the top of a kiddie diddling child molester circus tells me not to smooch a consenting adult (male)

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No. You're gonna be my bf, I will put you in a cow-print male bikini that accentuates the chest, then I'll milk my cow/bull bf and fill the bottle with his dairy, when there's no more milk he will fill it with pee
Glass bottles, I'm not drinking from plastic garbage

Glass bottles are word I like plastic more

No, it has to be preserved in a mint condition, I won't let microplastics affect the taste, consistency, yeild, color, health benefits of bf's fluids

I need to have violent, brutal sex with this boy, rigorously in military pants and boots

Endless games where you fight waves of enemies like vampire survivors are sooooo boring. I need a better goal tha "stay alive for as long as you can teehee". Its similar with games where there is a time limit you have to survive and then all enemies die out when you meet the goal. Like, you're running around the same map and killing endlessly spawning enemies and there is nowhere you can progress to, no final boss you can find, no satisfaction you get after peacefully walking down the wastelands full of corpses looking for a way out. Arena shooters are bad!
Anyway i guess bloodshed demo was fiiiiine despite that so maybe I'll try the full game tomorrow.

Need a chubbyfit bf bigly.

I never had a bf, never experienced teen love, never was desired or approached and it starts to become a problem but I still won't try to find a bf because I'm ugly, inexperienced, dumb and don't deserve a bf

Didnhavtukatmiapp

I should start making ze food

Everything about this is hot except the pee

The other day we were talking about games having multiple genres within itself. Or different stages that feel completely different from one another. Ok. So today I played a recently released gamed called "frog legs" and it's just that and it manages to do so in around 30 minutes of playtime. Add in a TON of frog puns and wacky story and it's time well spent for under 3 euros on steam. Gameplay isn't that fun but I think the story makes up for it and I like the idea. Yay

Cry me a river of your self inflicted issues. Typical "incel".

No, my bull fbf is hot and I collected his more sensual liquid because... because I love him!

Pee is gross, cum milking is very hot though.

tfw no hyperspermia bf.

You don't love your bf if you wouldn't let him pee on you

My fbf loves me he would never pee on me that's just disrespectful.

Pee is sterile and not gross and it may have seminal fluids residues, you can milk your bf dry and get all his gelatinous cum out and also get seconds

yeah the highly hydrated drinking water all day pee, not the holding it and haven't had a drop to drink since breakfast type.

Pee is a normal gay whore psyop

Fermented brew, boyfriend kept it all day for a special occasion

You pee people are gross as shit (are you into that? It's another of your bf's bodily fluids) seriously.

Pope Leo is clearly one of those repressed gay priests. My beloved Pope Francis had a gf at least

I wish I was really into piss, but I don't find suitable for a drink, which may disappoint my fbf. Wish I had hyperspermia or hyperpeemia too, two more things to add to my not-a-chad-shaped box. It's all so tiring...

he covered up for pedo priests and even let them near a cathloic school. he's scum.

I think I might be straight.

another loss for the community

tfw woke up

tfw my fat bf is not eating his morning bagel toast and shaking his chubby ass in front of me asking for a grab

because he has yet to meet me

*audible displeased grunt*

I wish I was into feet so I could get rejected by a footfag bf because I'm not chad. This is peak of comedy :(

tfw this thread has more chubfags, it's not just lavender and pirandello

I'm sorry if it got on your nerves, this is not how I wished for my post to be interpreted. I'm sorry, I shall take my leave.

I said chubbyFIT :(