Accept my 'tatos, moid

I would ask her to make a salad with tomatoes and onions.

Anons can't cut a tomato and wonder why they're single.

You are too much of a cuck if words bother you this much.

Why can't you? How do you eat?

The invention of the refrigerator and its consequences has been a disaster for the male schizoid diet.

That just means you can keep good ingredients fresh for longer.

Are you at least able to cook eggs, vegetables and rice?

ingredients

I only know one ingredient, and it is frozen pizza.

Just look up how to make food you like on youtube, follow their technique and you'll half your grocery bill.

Homemade pizza isn't good unless you go through the effort of using a pizza stone, though.

My ADHD is too severe to prepare food. If it doesn't give me dopamine I just can't do it.

You're retarded.

I have ADHD too, diagnosed and medicated before I started kindergarten, and the process of cooking is one of the few things that can keep my attention. Cooking is just multitasking. Doing a bunch of different tasks in a specific order and at the same time. If you leave it for too long it'll burn so you have to be there to stir or flip it.

Dopamine is a meme, it's about buildup and outcome. The more you build up to something, the more you're able to get into it. Why hyperfixations are a thing.

Sometimes I wonder if I have mild adhd. Do any therapies help? Or self help books.

Therapy doesn't help unless you have a dysfunction that can be treated with cbt and self help books exist solely to profit off of your own perceived wrongness/insecurity.

Having some set routine helps. I cook breakfast and drink coffee every morning and am unable to function if I don't. I've worked well with making checklists but have a habit of beating myself up if I forget about it.

Adhd is just a catch all for low attention span, too. Half the population can fit under the criteria because of tiktok/tv/facebook brainrot so doctors are more likely to give out medication as a result.

dopamine is a meme

Ackshually it's a crucial neurotransmitter. You take away someone's dopamine and they're just a zombie. That's me in the kitchen, just standing there looking at the bench and groaning. I'll literally starve if there's nothing easy and tasty in the house that I can prepare in less than 2 minutes.

Sorry, I mean the concept of dopamine hits is a meme.

You're a human that wouldn't have existed if your ancestors did nothing but hang around fruit trees, patiently waiting for the fruit to fall. It's in your genetics to use your hands and brain to come up with the most efficient way of resource acquisition.

Go set a timer for 20 minutes and make fried rice or something so you don't have to go to the store and spend 15 dollars every time you want a frozen pizza.

Ew, tomatoes. No thanks. You can keep them. I'll take the onions though. Those go great with fried fish

t. goyslop consoomer bugman

Fuck am I supposed to do with these? Next time bring me homemade tomato sauce or don't bother showing up.

You could easily make your own tomato sauce, idiot.

Dice the tomatoes

dice the onions

mince garlic

micro dice ginger

mince hot pepper

at olive oil to pot mid heat

add onions make sure its soft, don't burn it

add the garlic, ginger, and hot peppers

Let the oil heat it up for a while, then add the tomatoes.

Add salt and pepper to your liking.

Then add 1-2 bay leaves, thyme, oregano, and parsley

Let the oil break down the fibers of the tomatoes into a sauce. Add tomato paste to enhance the flavor and texture

If you don't want to eat the veggie fibers, just blitz it in blender, but remove the bay leaves & thyme. Put it back in pot if smooth, lower heat

If too thick for you, add broth (Veggie/beef/chicken) and stir

Yes, you can add sugar if you want

Not hard

Thanks. Want to come over for sandwiches with meat, cheese and tomatoes, and fried onions?

Why can't you?

Don't have time/cba. Never learned how, and the one time I tried I ended up with this. It didn't taste good and I'm not doing it again.

How do you eat?

Either my foid cooks, we go out to eat, or we get takeaways.

Nigga, what the fuck is that? Oatmeal with chicken, my nigga? What the fuck, nigga?

Yeah. It fit my macros, but I couldn't really eat it, it was too dry.

Shortly after this incident, I found a sugarmommy on Anon Babble who paid for my food. I've not attempted cooking since. I also fucked the pan up cooking this and threw it away.

chicken and oats

The absolute state of moids.

You're genuinely retarded mate.

Brown rice

Steamed broccoli

saute spinach

Cauliflower

Steamed Chickpeas

Green beans

Lentils

WAY BETTER AND HEALTHIER OPTIONS THAN THAT

My God...

every reddit numale is cumming in their pants at the prospect of a woman doing anything for them

in reality, this means nothing
this woman is probably post-wall and was a gigantic whore in her prime

I literally don't fucking care if she wants to be a "homesteader"

Good thing you will never have children. Leftists never do

chop them up and make shashuka?

Don't have time/cba. Never learned how, and the one time I tried I ended up with this. It didn't taste good and I'm not doing it again.

...you couldn't even do the bare minimum of adding salt and pepper?

That's fucking hilarious desu. You would excuse your mother nurter being racist and degratory and offensive. That's not signs of a submissive and traditional woman. Might as well let her beat your kid and emotionally and verbally attack him while you're at it.
Staunchly conservative faggot. I just have a non programmed and disfunctional view of the world. What are your direct contributions to the city you live in Mr mayor? And does the demographic of your city reflect your ethnonatialiism views ? Pragmatic conservatives always win because we are not failed judges fathers and Calvinist.

I'm not interested in the goyslop you grow in your backyard. I would much rather have raw meat, blood, bone marrow, eggs, milk, etc from unmedicated well-fed livestock

...you couldn't even do the bare minimum of adding salt and pepper?

Or cooking the oats? lol

that incredibly sweet and nice would love to be given those

It will fascinate her.

the dry crusty ass oats really is the icing on the cake, like what you boil them in water or milk for several minutes? i'm honestly just resigning to believing that post was bait there just ain't no way