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sorry lad, I'm not crossy

That one lad at school who no one knows what happened to because he's not on social media and doesn't go out or speak to anyone

I'm 2 years /no knickers/ if that's alright with you de laaaaad

I had a great time at school for the most part. Hanging around with mates all day, having a laugh, it was great. Sometimes there were tough moments but that's all part of growing up. And I post here so obviously I'm at least remotely outside the norm.

Some proper kino arrivals today if I do say so myself. A favourite of one Don Draper, even.

If it was done away with you could hang out with your mates all day anyway, you just wouldn't have some post-wall, overweight, tyrannical longhouse mammy breathing down your neck to finish your essay about how black people made stonehenge or whatever the fuck.

How could I hang around with my mates all day when I'd be being homeschooled?

I know you're reading this Ruth. This will be you soon if you don't stop dating black men. Burn the coal, pay the toll.
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I don't mean do away with the school system to be replaced by homeschooling, I mean just do away with it.

Can't stand people who have this disgusting nappy hair.

Well obviously my parents wouldn't just let me not be educated and hang around with mates all day.

what school should really be is a few hours a week to learn maths and english and then everything else is basically just a voluntary club done for fun. then at 14-16 you can do training for real skills.

instead its a victorian era madhouse prison still.

Tarantula hair innit

You posted this in the last thread, BN

Get the NEETs back to school. Mornings could be spent learning, followed by the afternoon picking litter on the playground and cutting the grass on the school's playing field.

If the timeline went differently would all be wearing skirts lads. I suppose you would wear a longer black skirt to the office, something smart. Something thick if you worked a manual job. A short one if you were going to a night out or the pub. It would be perfectly normal in that timeline and you would be seen as bizarre if you wore something different like trousers, which would probably exist but as a niche thing.

They should make physical education all about sex and you get to practise sex with the opposite sex. All randomly assigned to each other so nobody has a choice but the most attractive lass in the school has to fuck every boy at least once.

I for one have always preferred skirts and high heels

Lad don't you remember how awkward school was, even without forced sex to people you don't find attractive?

down with the trouser wearing scum

Not sure what sending me to school would do. I have GCSEs, A-levels and a degree but I'm still a NEET. Autism, innit?

Why would there have been an uproar? It's a fictional character

Sort of yeah. I've posted before about schooling and it should be:

4 hours MAX

1 hour each maths, latin, public speaking, calisthenics

end at age 14

Beyond that there should be IQ tests and the top percentiles should be offered full scholarships to prestigious universities (themselves stripped to the bare minimum), to study under renowned professors. Everyone else can go get jobs or otherwise do as they please.

and who will learn how to do the marketing for Pret?

ChatGPT can do all that shite.

cast a masculine man to play a tranny

can fuck off with this, sean bean ought to show some respect

No it can't lad.

Ordered Cleopatra (1934), Joan of Arc (1948) and The Sign of the Cross (1932) on Blu-ray from America. It lush.

Not really sexually attracted to trannies, but it'd be fun to spend the day with a cute one. Maybe I'd take her shopping or to get her nails done.

Kek. But as for people actually making such objections, very little would change in the working world for such issues. All jobs that don't require a very specific degree for extremely technical reasons train new hires to do the job anyway. Getting a marketing degree doesn't make you a marketer; it doesn't even train you to be able to do it - that's all learned on the job and more or less any monkey with a pulse can be trained to do 95% of jobs anyway.

Claims that it wouldn't 'prepare kids for the real world' are bogus because
1) The current system doesn't anyway
and
2) Almost everything in the real world doesn't need such preparing for anyway

At least under my vision for education we'd have fewer fat children and fewer retards who couldn't string a sentence together to save their life.

Have you seen Natalie recently? She is reverting back to a cis male. Always thought she had a fucked up looking cock anyway. Like that tranny EmilyPiexo or whatever you call her. Pic related.

Just want a fanny to suck

What the fuck that looks like a dogs dick or it's been skinned or something.

If well paid jobs are so easy, why don't you have one?

I dunno, I think she's looking alright. Doesn't have that pure qt energy/look to her any more, but she is 41 years old now.

gofile.io/d/feRTGI
gofile.io/d/avXomb

oh aye

youtube.com/watch?v=qvW6HDvLh-U

she looks fine to me, i dont see a difference.

Tranny culture in the UK is big

What does SSM think about trannies?

he used to be gay in the 1990s, i reckon he's a fan

I'm on 38,486, not great but not terrible. I can categorically say that my job in no way requires a degree, yet virtually everyone I work with has a PhD. We have simply got to the point where degrees are so overinflated and the job market so massively saturated that companies can more or less apply arbitrary hiring criteria on any given job and still have their pick of the litter.

Just end the system, rip it out. Companies can and definitely should have things like aptitude tests to screen candidates, that's perfectly fine and of course all things like the banning of IQ tests should be repealed, but the credential system has long since devolved into a swamp of bollocks that people have to needlessly wade through for no material benefit at the end.

in what world is 40k a year not great

you must be an utter mong if you cant make that buy you everything you could ever need

Well that's five minutes I'll never get back.

It would not even pay my housing expenses let alone everything else

Wonder if hes ever done anal

40k doesn't nearly come close to purchasing what it used to, lad (pic related). I'm not struggling as such, but it doesn't buy you the kind of generally prosperous life that it did even 15-20 years ago. But that's beside my point - economics more broadly is its own beast and I would see things like the BoE dissolved if I was able to make it so.

imagine being on 40k in 1209

Is pegging gay?

Ask pegginglad when he next pops in.

Do you think it's gay?

It's really gay and a massive cope to say otherwise. But I'm sure essays have been written on this topic.

Picking at my fanny and flicking the crumbs on your lunch.

Is Chika gay?

What would trannies do without filters?

*barges into DVDlad's room and cleans his new OLED telly with Dettol while he's out for his daily spacker walk*

What would you do without bennies?

plenty of good looking ones in the world, they live more in a week than i have in my life

Here we go. 40 posts in a row personality drama and seethe. Sorry lads, don't mean to set him off.

Personally I think Poley is a nonce and Shippy should quit his van driving job? What do you think?

hope dollymong dies a painful death desu

plenty of good looking ones in the world

proof?

Who is dollymong?

Shippy should quit his van driving job

Why?

The Hay's Code really fucked with Hollywood early days. Pre-code films had some based scenes like pic related from 1932.

Any person/persons primarily engaged in the posting of and replying to posts concerning hasbeen 'personalities' for hours at a time, every single day.

For me it's 1910s starlet Lillian Gish. Corrr, might use AI to get her tits out.

The Hay's Code really fucked with Hollywood

It wasn't ALL bad. It did ban miscegenation after all.

Funny in older films when the couple has two separate beds like Bert and Ernie.

Here you go have a tasteful wank courtesy of ChatGPT.

No problem here lad the old filterberg does a fine job

Ok, done a fair bit of de-cluttering, can't say tidying, as it's not tidy, but I be knackered.
Time for a spliff and vidya. Need to be setting an alarm for an hour (of game play), then need to pay close attention, so I can get the get. only 2 hours to go, and realised it would be quints, 3333.3 hours of fun, oh yeah.

What game you going to play then big prick lad?

how do I meet girls like this irl?

At games workshop probably

You can't. That's a man.

Anyone here tried Unlucid for titty drops or making lassies naked?

I'm more than happy to have regular sex with an attractive transexual. If you get my meaning.

Me? Would rather claim benefit, thanks.

Rather claim benefit than shag a tranny?

I thought this too but my latest work coach is an absolute munter. Can't the DWP at least give me someone attractive, and not a monitory, to look at whole I lie about what I did the past week.

Shoppa for some sloppa

Yeah it's pretty fucking good especially the titty drop. Be careful using it for people you know.

Would rather shit in me hands and clap

Try not to wank too much today, lads.

Be careful using it for people you know

Why?

Dayz, bought it a couple of years ago, but had basically 6-7 months off, due to a laggy PC, and finally got a new battlestation the other week. Now all is good.
Had a gay ming chum lagging a bit on a server we were on, and I didn't lag, and think he was a bit jelly, as he said he was "chatting" with chatGPT for a good hour about the CPU's we have, kek. He's decided (or chatGPT did), that he needs am upgrade.

Dunno. Not sure what the legality of that is. I suppose if you don't share it and keep it private you'll be alright. Did one of my secondary school crush for the titty drop and it's super realistic. This shit has improved so much the past few months.

DayZ. A game where you run around barren fields and cities for hours until some cunt on a roof snipes you. And repeat. Very boring honestly

I'm amazed there is finally an actually uncensored version of this. I didn't think we'd see it for a good few years. Does it work for the rest of the body? Arse, pussy?

These Israelis killed in America is definitely a psyop right?

No interest in it because it isn't actually their tits. Ruins the effect.

I'm sure it really happened. The psy-op is acting like 3 dead Israelis in America is more important than 60,000 children killed in Gaza.

Yeah you can do blowjobs, sex and cumshots and all that. Have to sign up with a Google account though and you only start with 10 free gems which is what a titty drop costs.

4 mini pork pies with hot sauce down the hatch. Oh my lush. What an experience! Feel like blad despite being more than half his weight.

Oh I know it happened but do you think it was setup for PR to paint Israel in a good light?
It's gotten good at estimating their size.

Awesome. I'm shelling out 50 quid for that.

Nah probably some guy really got pissed off enough about it to do something. He's played into their hands though because that's exactly what the Israeli PR spin machine will do.

Honestly not really, I don't much care what people do in their bedrooms as long as it's private, legal and consensual. If a guy wants a girl to stick something up his arse then go for it. To me 'gay' implies you are a man who is romantically and sexually attracted to other men.

If you actually do share some of your results here.

DIY porno

what an age we're living in

Mum caught me wanking. That hasn't happened in many years

I remember when I was like 11 my older brother walked in on my wanking on the armchair watching Babestation. To this day we have never mentioned it.

Proper gucciarse lunchberg this

He's prob ashamed it turned him on

Is that salmon? Looks fucking lush.

Give me a Ginsters Pasty over this shite anyday

Got laughed at on the bus this morning because I am bald HAHAHA SO FUNNY LET'S LAUGH AT THE BALD GUY these people are braindead

Wonder if DVDlad will lend me his OLED to watch some BLACKED porn.

When I was in a psych ward the nurses caught me wanking loads of times. Looking through the window on the door every like 10 minutes because I was on suicide watch I guess. I once came as me and a nurse made eye contact. Blew a load all over my sheets. Was very awkward interacting with her afterward.

I remember going on a school trip and we all had a group wank watching some porn channel we found. no one instigated it or anything, we just started pullin our puddins

You haven't even thought of getting a hair transplant yet they are the braindead ones?

HAHAHA SO FUNNY LET'S LAUGH AT THE BALD GUY

haha baldy cunt

AHH HE'S RAGING!
youtube.com/watch?v=ME0BZfg43QU

big smash ont' M6 near preston today lads

Being bald is a protected characteristic according to Larry David.

youtube.com/watch?v=Br3qODUG3RQ

Salmon yea. Straight from the airfryer.

Drizzle a bit of honey in it before you cook it next time it's fucking LUSH. I usually hate fish but fucking love salmon for some reason.

New telly is 14 stops away oh lush. Knowing my luck I'll get a dead pixel or a defective screen. FUCK SAKE.

I'll keep it in mind lad, thanks. Usually just a bit of salt for me. I can tolerate salmon, cod and monkfish but just can't enjoy tuna or scallops.

Tuna from a tin disgusts me but I have a feeling a nicely cooked Tuna steak would be nice. My dad eats mackeral like a fucking cat.

Back in my day we used to steal lads mags from the paki shop and have wanks in the local copse.

seasideMARK can't wait for the summer and he's got himself a new phone to celebrate

youtube.com/watch?v=ePUwiMFD1Gc

Removed. Why does he do it?

11 hours until he gets paid. Well he's been grafting all month hasn't he?

How many items he got at the moment de lid? He got a one pound loaf?

if he got rid of the s-s-samsung then I think he's on 6 idums

I stole my dad's Nuts magazine one time and when he found out he gave me a talking to but said if I do it again just put it back.

He need to get on that X-X-X-Xaoimi grind.

Seems like probably a sensible way to handle the situation desu.

He's got 7 items:

he's got 2 speakers
he's got 2 computers
he's got 2 phones
and he's got an ipad

that's 7 items

Good evening sir. Don't dip for a sleep now whilst it's luncheon. Open wide de lid, we've got a nice forkful of medi-cod followed by some chips; Chef cooks them in lard I hear... We'll put you in the dolly room afterwards if you'd be willing for some nostalgia? The new lady dollies arrived this week and you've yet to play with them.

Good evening sir.

but dr. apustaja, it's 2 in the afternoon!

SpackSpackerLad

Wild seeing all the hot girls I knew from school now hitting 30 and getting fat.

Next door neighbours kid has been screaming nonstop for about two hours now. By screaming I mean actual screaming, like to the point their voice is creaking with every wail and they're coughing and I think making themselves vomit they're crying so hard.

I'm sorry but kids are simply not for me. They might be for you, but they're not for me.

It's really interesting when you grow up and you realise the "hot girls" from school were mostly average at best and you were just full of hormones at the time.

meanwhile im finally coming into my element

What do you think of Richard Dawkins?

well parented kids dont act like that. same reason how when you see a kid screaming in a supermarket its always some fat single mother

Should you not bang their door to see what is going on? What if the kid's being battered. 2 hours of screaming like that must be something up unless it's just autism or something? I would not want to live with that on my conscience if my neighbours battered their sprog to death and I was sitting there hearing the screaming and didn't do anything.

How olds the kid?

Dozens from my school have now got black kids.

Penis into female genital

Penis into female rectum

corrrr now that's what I call lush

Seems to take very reasonable stances on any issue I've seen him comment on. He got into establishment good graces for taking cracks at Christianity, which to be fair he was entirely right about, even if he could come across as condescending. Then started to go after Islam as well which made the media a bit more cautious with him, now it seems that he's too often on 'the wrong side' of sensitive questions.

Now he's sort of in a position where he is obviously hiding his true power level - he KNOWS - you might say. But he's too comfortably in polite society and too old to really make any kind of ultra-based stand.

He does genuinely seem to be a man of conviction though. He has remained steadfast to his principles as the overton window has shifted around him and has weathered the storms of abuse he's received as a result, so I can respect him a lot for that.

His books are also good. Overall a solid lad imo.

12-inch white penis entering hairy black vagina (without a condom, of course)

Yeah I can see this. The neighbours are quite dysgenic for the most part.
Nah, not the first time the kid's screamed like this, they aren't killing him. He just throws a shit fit every now and then.
Like 2 or something? A bit older?

my assumption is whenever the kid expresses an emotional need the mother shouts at it until it shuts up, so the kid walks around seething all the time because he feels nobody loves him (and he's right)

These are the two best posts in the thread.

Ring the police you daft cunt, they are probably being abused

I can't tell from your post, are you pro- or anti- this?
Are you part of the zimside army?

Female opening

The fuck are the police gonna do? It's not like the kid constantly has broken bones or bruises or whatever. I genuinely do think the kid is just throwing a shit fit. Also they're not white, so I think at this point it might actually be illegal for the police to do anything to them lol.

I bet she takes huge shits corr

Oh no doubt. Absolutely gargantuan coils of fudge, with the viscosity, stickiness and colour of tarmac. Just imagine.

Are you part of the zimside army?

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=yQ7MqgSEK0I

Females stink of fish one day and shit the next. But they didn't ask to be born. Still, they keep a positive mindset and spiritual minded.

HHL screamed a lot when he was a kid

Think he was right about god but making atheism your whole personality and your reason is not for me. Think he was right and still not like him as a person though. Smug smarmy pretentious git. Not right about everything though. He says natural selection makes more sense than intelligent design but I disagree with him on that. You could have a vat of biological gunk in a container for billions of years and it'd have no reason to specifically evolve very specific very functional things like eyes, ears, organs, fingers, teeth. Natural selection only explains why these things stuck around once they had evolved. It can't explain why or what prompted them to evolve in the first place though. And the chances of random mutations resulting in such functional things are near infinitessimal, you'd need trillions of years if it were truly just randomness. Randomness didn't make a fish grow legs and crawl out of the water. The protolimbs that fish's lineage had for billions of years before they became fully formed legs did not offer any natural selection advantage either. My theory is on an ancient civilisation seeding the universe with life, with the pathways encoded into the primordial dna. DNA can hold terabytes of data by our current estimations, easily enough to put many genomes and ancient civilisation would probably have a much more efficient way of doing that too. In fact they may not even have been here personally, it could've been sent across the universe by some incomprehensibly advanced technology, perhaps in the form of particles e.g. photons, neutrinos, or even high energy radio, or some type of radiation specifically tailored to leave those patterns in any dna or organic molecules it came across with a pathway for billions of years of plans for evolution to be left on any it passed through. The way I wrote it makes it sound retarded, but it makes sense that if any civilisation managed to exist for billions of years they could do this.

Any lads here ever explored a female rectum?

I wanna put my nose in it I want to inhale her stink Maybe even rim it

Case in point we can already send radio waves with specific sounds. Someone hundreds of miles away can change the molecules in and around your eardrums just by sending a signal. Not entirely farfetched to think if you added billions of years extra time from that point, you'd be able to do much more specific things with waves or particles. In fact with Moore's law you'd control everything in the universe once your species and your civilisation existed long enough.

Quite a lot of very basic errors in your understanding of what evolution by natural selection is and how it works, lad. It's distinct from abiogenesis. I don't want to sound like a twat, because it's always encouraging to see inquisitive minds like your obviously is, but I would suggest reading more into the subject on a technical level.

As for your ancient civilisation theory, well I can't speak much on that beyond that it's conjecture which I don't find convincing. But yeah, you should read more into evolution to get a better grasp of the concepts. Everything you've mentioned is stuff that not even evangelical young earth debaters bother with much these days because the answers are so refined and conclusive.

I rimmed last weekend. Was amazing. She loved it.

oh aye x it lush fr fr
also chika, BN and zimmy have confirmed they have as well the horny little bastids

HHL was non verbal until the age of 12

HHL wore velcro shoes until the age of 19

Abiogenesis is how life first originated, the very beginning. My points were about why specific things evolved in life. Natural selection only explains why they stuck around lad. Not why supposedly random mutations led to them. Very functional things keep arising out of the randomness, natural selection is a good explanation for why they stuck around but doesn't explain the before. Failing some sort of intelligent design, my theory being some vastly advanced civilisation, the only other explanation would be some sort of 'will' in lifeforms, affecting the dna mutations over millions, or billions of years, to gravitate towards what the animal wants to have.

HHL wore nappies until... oh wait, he still does

ancient civilisations seeding the universe with life won't get me a gf

Just find some good PvE servers. I'm on a hardcore (sort of IMO) server, on a map with frozen parts (nemalsk).
It's a great game, IMO.
~51 min to go till get time.

Except we can explain why mutations arise and the theory of natural selection tells us why that matters and how it plays out. We can and do witness evolution by natural selection happen in real time.

I think you might be thinking very complex things like eyes or the immune system sort of sprang up in one go, whereas in reality they took millions and millions of years to develop and countless generations of mutations and natural selection to establish as common traits.

Really enjoy these thread relatable posts de lad

loved it in my late teens early 20s when i had a lot of time to kill

HHL wears a jockstrap at all times

99.99% certain thats a tranny.

what gave it away you mong

Fed up lads

Yes absolutely. If they can blow up a battleship in the 60s to trigger a war, blow up a world trade centre to destabilise the Middle East, probably many many other false flag attacks Mossad can do anything. The western world says jump. Isreal says how high.

Oh double lush that looks great lad. Not had a mini pork pie in ages. Hot sauce? Has to be franks red hot.

Got himself a new phone when hes borrowing a tenner from his girlfriend and trawling through Dorset looking for a loaf of bread for 1 pound? Thought he was broke? Something Dosnt add up here. Probably has a secret bank account somewhere or money under the floorboards.

gf flying in this evening from Italy. on the blob but I'll give her a good seeing to anyways. it gonna be 4x bloodier.

A good pirate also sails the Red Sea pal. You give it to her until she can't walk.

You always get one or two snitches in factories. These cunts go on smoke breaks every hour but not me. I'd get a bollocking for going out every hour. Fucking sweating my bollocks off just to get their numbers on. Crazy isn't it guys?

Why didn't I change? Fear of change. Fearful of doing something different. Too many bullies knocked me down. Never feeding cardboard in machines again. Always fucking breaking down and I get the blame for it.

Had me second wank in 12 hours this morning and now I'm completely zapped of energy. Hate it when that happens.

Tranny-dar. A internal radar sensor in mens heads that can sniff it out within half a second. Shoulders, hands and jaw and flat chest are a dead giveaway.

Yeah I didn't say I thought they weren't real things just that I don't believe they're random. "Random mutations" don't explain enough to me for example the fish crawling out of the ocean. 40 million years from it being a tiny little lump on them, to being functional legs they could walk out of the ocean with. That's 39.999 million years of uselessness dead weight flesh. But in 40 million years it turned into something specifically functional - legs. It's similar with eyes though, which you used as an example. Yes natural selection tells us why eyes stuck around, obviously it's a huge advantage to be able to see. But why would such specifically functional things arise out of random mutations? I'm well aware every complex trait in life is predicated on millions or billions of years of evolution yes I know animals didn't just get an immune system or fully fledged eyes randomly one day kek. What I'm saying is random mutations seemed to very conveniently be for things which are entirely functional. Which mathematically, statistically, would happen over long enough time, sure. But with the size of earth and the time it took these things to arise in life, I'm not sure it's completely random, that's all.

Dont believe in evolution me. Simple as. Ok so a lizard decides to take a swim in a lake once and through generations of that same lizard it suddenly decides to grow a tail over millions of years just by stepping into a pool or shallow lake. What a load of shite. Kek. Remember seeing that video on whale evolution where a rat somehow changes into a full 50ft whale and I was laughing my arse off at it.

And I'm aware things sound retarded when I type them out the way I do, but there's no helping that. Looking at the image obviously the fish's proto-limbs served some function for much of the time but I don't buy that completely random mutations led it down a pathway to legs. Design, or will, IMHO. "Completely random" statistically surely it would take trillions of years, not billions. We wouldn't even be around if it was all just completely random dna mutations, you'd need a lot more time IMHO.

alright jammer de lad x

The ones that mutated a weird little appendage could swim better. Simple as lad.

Alright lads, I stopped taking my antipsychotics a few days ago (it was just a low dose) and I think I'm feeling the negative effects of that decision now.

It's only prescribed for anxiety. And now anxiety is coming back.

Hopefully I can just raw dog it through this and I'll be okay.

Psych meds are so shit. They shouldn't hand them out like they're sweets.

Workplaces are competitive and even more so the higher you get. You bet I raise concerns with the appropriate colleague if it's going to benefit me.

Once 'snitched' (as you call it) on a lad for having two breaks in an hour during a heavy call period. Guess who got the promotion?

But why would such specifically functional things arise out of random mutations?

Asking 'why' is a bit of a dead end though because there's no intention to it. The mutations arise naturally over thousands of generations in millionths of increments that take extremely long periods of time to coalesce into the features we know today, but that doesn't mean the early iterations didn't convey some kind of advantage. By definition they did which is why virtually all life on earth has eyes now.

Imagine a mass of early life forms, none of them have eyes. One day one descendant has a very minor mutation that increases the output of a certain protein or metabolite that happens to absorb light slightly more than others - very common things in nature, optically active molecules. This lifeform is the conveyed some kind of benefit, perhaps they accrue more heat due to agglomeration of the optically active molecule, perhaps it translate to more energy or movement which allows it to escape predation more easily. Just like that it has an immense relative advantage vs all its other peers. It breeds, they don't, the mutation is conserved and so on and so on.

Lets also not forget that for every beneficial mutation there are potentially millions of neutral or disadvantageous mutations as well.

There isn't any 'will' behind any of it. It really is just a system with set rules left to go for billions of years. Complexity emerges so long as you keep pumping in energy to hold off entropy. In our case so long as the sun keeps burning we have that energy pump.

cant stand that jammers mong, no wonder nobody likes him with the horrible negative attitude

I think evolution is true

that same lizard it suddenly decides to grow a tail over millions of years just by stepping into a pool or shallow lake

No that's not how it works.

Here's my understanding of it. Let's say a single lizard has 10 children. One of those children, by chance, has a genetic mutation that gives it webbed feet. The webbed feet happen to enable the lizard to swim pretty well. The other 9 lizard children weren't lucky enough to get this mutation.

Suppose the lizard with webbed feet has an advantage in surviving and procreating because of its enhanced ability to swim. That lizard then has 20 children itself. And the 9 siblings of the lizard with webbed feet, let's say they don't have any children, because their lack of webbed feet puts them at a disadvantage.

I think that's basically how it works. You can also think about it with humans. If one child has a genetic mutation making it more attractive and stronger than its siblings, that child will probably pass on its genes, so the attractiveness/strength genes will be passed on. If the siblings are born with ugly genes then those siblings are likely to never have children. So the ugly genes perish. Over time this is how simple life develops into complex life - genetic advantages accumulate over time.

I work in a call centre and I think I'm some kind of Machiavelli.

One of the worst days of me life was in factory job. Worried about operating the cardboard feeder machine all by myself when lad went on holiday. I were bricking it, didn't sleep, sweating, must've went to work on one hour's sleep. I was in no state to work. I was in no fit state to operate machine, let alone work.

Well I went to work and I completely fucked up. One of the worst days of my life. People looking at me, laughing and shouting. I struggle to take information in. I can't help it. Machine had buttons everywhere, machine kept breaking down, had to do certain things to restart it...went into my shell and just shut down. Anxiety through the ruof..

The boxes were coming out machine all wrong, not coming out cut properly. No fucker would come to help. Just giggling away. I was completely fucked, I was screwed. Felt like a failure.

Working to me is just fucking slavery. Wake up, go to work, come home, have some tea, watch a bit of shite on tv, shower, bed, rinse repeat. Spend your whole life doing that. I don't want to be that guy. I crave freedom. Money is designed to keep you trapped. Keep you in the capitalist system. My ultimate dream is just to be free.

Call centres are more white collar though so snitching happens. Never been a snitch but honestly fair play to anyone who snitches usually the cunt getting snitched on deserves it. I also worked in factories like jammer and there was a strict but unspoken no snitch culture and you just knew you'd get a good kicking if you snitched on any of the lads there for being lazy or taking 10 fag breaks. Nothing against people being lazy either but 99% of the time they were doing it well in the knowledge it was giving someone else more work to do, which is just scummy.

you'd need trillions of years if it were truly just randomness

You're thinking in terms of human scale lifespans lad. For the earliest, simplest creatures, a generation could be less than an hour. You'd have dozens of generations in a day.

Even after animals got a lot more complex millions of years later, you're still talking generations of a few weeks at most.

Sounds like a good laugh pal and you should just lighten up about it. Doesn't seem like anyone else there cared one bit.

The sad irony is you need a lot of money to be free.

Wake up, go to work, come home, have some tea, watch a bit of shite on tv, shower, bed, rinse repeat.

Theres no way people actually do that

BBC has a lot of wronguns. Not paying the tv licence fee to support their criminals. Burn every letter. Parkinson gives me the chills. Never liked him.

This desu. It's a cardboard box factory, lad, so what if the cardboard box machine fucks up, the world isn't going to end.

reckon youre a wrongun

Parkinsons actually gives you the shakes but I get the sentiment