Be me

be me

asian

first day working at a UPS warehouse

a coworker asks about my culture and what kind of food I eat

I say fried rice and eggs

he starts saying Whats up, fried rice? every time he sees me

everyone starts calling me fried rice, even the manager

God I hate being asian in america

flieyd lice, ees dethu yoow?

people are mean
you'd think that type of shit would stop after highschool

How is this mean? Its endearing.

thats what you get for not going to college and becoming an engineer

He gave you a free lawsuit and you're mad about it?

Hey man, at least when you're asian you can either be a doctor or an engineer. Asians don't have that negative stereotype going against them of being lazy or criminal

Well, you know it's just bantz. I used to hate it in elementary school but by middle school I found it endearing.

Remember as a half-korean in the shower room before pool class they a were discussing (ironically) whether I should be an honourary aryan or not. They eventually after deliberation decided that my nipples were pink and therefore could be admitted into the ethno-state. Funny shit, good times.

But I hear you. Despite the fact that it's all just bantz and they were kind and accepted me as their own..there was always a sinister undertone of alienation. An eternal reminder that I was...different to them, which hurts.

that's why you should've said hamburgers and hotdogs

You're probably also autistic or slow and don't have a strong personality, so from now on you're gonna get stomped more and more every day. That's just how normalfags are regardless of age or education level. If you differ just a tiny bit from the norm that will be a problem. Now you better not dare be a better worker than they are. Or a worse worker. In fact it isn't relevant, there will be something wrong with your performance regardless even if you're doing everything ok.

I worked at a UPS warehouse once and it was nothing but blacks, mostly black women to be specific. They would fuck with me sexually. I remember one time they were playing music and twerking on the conveyor belt. I came out of the truck and one was grinding all on my crotch and said "smack that shit, white boi." Maybe I could have sued UPS?

I stopped working due to the amount of faggots who would sexually harass me. I could beat their shit in, but then I'd get arrested. I'd rather just isolate from this gay world full of faggots.

despite being mentally identical to them

HERE'S THE COPE!!!

's a feel that whitoids will never understand sadly...

annnn u alleh wacist ulserf! got'm
nigga be glad u din' have a pay doze reparations in liquid cum

congrats on passing the ethnostate test

t. full Corean

who gives a shit? When I worked at a warehouse they all called me "Jenna" cause my name sounds a bit like that, and then they moved it to Princess Jenna cause some new guy thought this "jenna" was a real girl who worked in the office and said she looked like a princess...It's just how guys are but noooo you have to be a whiny fag and bring race into it.

why is this thread so full of gay shit
you got called princess jenna and you were OK with it?
jfc lmao

lelell

did you just grow up around girls or something?

With all due respects, I don't need to know about it. I'm starting to get the feeling that everyone is gay with how much homoerotic stuff I hear about. And I'm just a schizo who never interacted with people so I don't have any stories.

Ha. I understand how it would seem that way.
What you have to understand is that all this homoerotic shit is all about social hierarchy and humiliation rather than actual sexual attraction. It's a little hard to explain to someone who hasn't seen it...but rest assured the chances that your future boyfriend probably won't be a closet bisexual...though most of my zoomer friends have said they would fuck a girl with a dick if she was extremely attractive and feminine. You're probably safe...probably.

Asians have plenty to be proud of, like it's understandable when blacks get all asshurt about that type of bants cause they have nothing really.

People just don't like whiny fags so as long as you're able to joke back with them you'll be fine

Thanks. I think in regards to racial identity I walk the perfect balance between not being an insecurex self-hating pickme whilst also not being annoying, bitter and making my race my whole identity...though I never asked for your opinion or approval, did I?

I'm not OP but I've been called all that too, not I really care.

HERE'S THE COPE!!!

You're right in identifying my mental tautology. Good catch.

Thanks. If I ever make to the Waffen SS after the day of rope I'll try and make a case against your liquidation.

I was gay molested when I was 8 years old and after that I never talked to anyone again until I was in my 20s. I'm a freak anon. Still, I think all this stuff seems very gay.

Even if its about social hierarchy, it still seems fucking gay.

tautology

not quite, it's a flip-flop logic. like im equal mentally buuut i understand im different buuut they shouldnt remind me im different buuuut I'll remind them that they're different...

I was gay molested when I was 8 years old

Well your situation sucks, and I'd see why you'd be touchy about gay jokes. But yeah, everyone called me some combination of either Jenna, Princess, or Princess Jenna. Even the managers a few times lol.

But like the guy above said, it's mostly about social hierarchy and humiliation than anything actually gay. Does it surprise you that a guy nicknamed Jenna was near the top of the hierarchy there?

I don't have any damn idea how social hierarchies work. Nothing surprises me anymore.

You've never read about prison? Let's just say it's not necessarily the hottest guy that ends up being someone's prison wife, it's the one that's least likely to fight back...

Damn bro now you're gonna bring up gay prison sex? I wasn't wrong was I, you're a gigantic homo man and I'm sure you were "on top of" the hierarchy Princess Jenna lmfao

lmao tough words from mr "wahhh I got molested" but no I'm not that guy you fucking faggot

gay rapee filters everything through a fag lens

This is why faggotism is important to suppress. Suddenly any sort of banter is about muh heckin fag shit

What you have to understand is that all this homoerotic shit is all about social hierarchy and humiliation rather than actual sexual attraction.

can you explain more? what do you mean by humiliation in this context..?

I'm not crying about it gooner. Go goon to your prison rape fantasies you faggot lmao princess Jenna

Yeah, black dudes in my hood called me whiteboy names too. That's universal.

Based nickname chad

Why are you so uncreative?
Just call them fondue or frog or burrito back?
It's all funny and banter until a white person gets offended I guess.

He's Asian though?

I hate having a silly nickname it's a humiliation ritual!!!

Is anything worse than a robot?
No.

lmao robots are so sensitive

can you explain more? what do you mean by humiliation in this context..?

Before I answer...are you a mentally ill fujoshi perchance?
I knew a few of time in my time, and they all seemed to enjoy my stories...

uhh well I do like a good story...but also the um...workplace or social dynamics among men is fascinating even on their own