/britfeel/

*can game all day

How do you lads play video games for more than a couple of hours?

easy just play multiplayer games, i can't finish any single player games anymore

Blastocyst implanting in Eva's uterus

Jordan Henderson

Sean was friends with him on MSN when he still played for Sunderland

ssm deleted his 5 hour uploaf

ssm deleted his 5 hour uploaf

Fascinating

When GTA IV released I played it for like 24 hours straight.

devastating more like. I was 4 hours in

imagine being HHL rn

Post your room, Yanklass

Post your room, anon

Sunlun going up. Can anyone spot Sean?

Watched the whole game thinking sunderland were the ones on red/white

I'm too embarrassed to post it here publicly

implanting in Eva's uterus

Local boy Tom Watson scores the winner. At least it wasn't another Ngubu.

Post your room, Shippy

Based Sunlun. Too bad they finish 20th on about 15 points next year.

How can you lads tell that DVDlad is autistic by looking at his bedroom? Also great set up by the way. Classic kino station that.

Moved a lot of my TV sets into this little corner but it's not all of it.

Moved a lot of my TV sets into this little corner but it's not all of it.

fascinating

Tumblr otherkins.

Post your room, blad

Blad's tuppence

Proper Norf East phenotype on this lad

That lad at school who cut himself in front of the entire class

Filming Ruth's fanny

That lad who sprayed his can of Lynx at people in the changing room

kek was that HHL?

Your brother had any meltys lately Bald?

That lad at school who cut himself in front of the entire class

HHL?

That lad who shat himself in class

Just seen HHL snorting cocaine on national television

He can afford tickets and the train fare on his bennies? That is taking the piss, I got up to work at 5 o'clock this morning and then cycled in to work in the rain and some dosser is jollying it up at the football at the taxpayers expense?

That lad who dealt bottles of Lucozade and chewing gum

Anons' post your room so kekmong can find something to post a kek mymy about

You'll be livid when you find out how SSM wastes his benefit money

Post your room and see if he finds it amusing

Not really. Apart from sulking before because he had to help out with the gardening.

not having a zionist score a last minute goal to win the league on goal difference

SSM wastes his benefit money

Keeping it private. Dont like showing off my collection.

People who claim benefits should have no quality of life? They should just live in abject poverty? Sorry you have a shit job

collection

w-what collection?

People shouldn't just get a free ride at everybody else's expense yes. Morality 101.

Was going to make an edgy post and say nazi memorabilia. But no. Just a large amount of games thats all. Nothing special.

Ill gladly pay for HHL x

if there's some mad puzzle loop type thing, it can be addictive.
if i have to listen to characters talk like it's a film, i'd rather read a book.
rewatched that GDC 2005 Spore conference and it's interesting to hear The Sims guy talk about how 'the story' is what THE PLAYER actually DOES in the game, and that's how he played GTA. voice acting and 'cinematic scenes' is like a relic of the PS1 'we have CDs now' era. or PC FMV games before that. fuck off i want to be the one flying a spaceship, not being told about the epic battle between the Klorgons and the Zip-Zoots that i'll be taking part in.

Scroungers deserve nowt lad, get a job and pay your way.

Dumb twat. Gain some class consciousness

Couldn't care less about other people in my class

I don't. When I do game, it's not for very long

Become a human slug like me

No thanks

Gain some class consciousness

Normies on Twitter have found out about findomming
xcancel.com/okimstillhungry/status/1925991520227774543#m

If it comforts you at all, not having a job is fucking shite. No self-esteem, constant self-hatred, and a constant worry that you'll never get to enjoy the things you wanted to get out of life.

dossers are working class

It's literally in the name lad, WORKING class, scroungers are parasites.

Normies on Twitter have found out about findomming

fascinating

Class consciousness is important. There are two classes:

1) Normal people
2) Millionaires and billionaires

Normal people need to stand up for their interests together, so they can push back against the tyranny of the ultra-rich.

But enough about poltiicans

HHL and Footmong are into findoms

If you're going to be a finsub, you may as well get a woman pregnant first so at least you can funnel it into something productive and non-degenerate

Do you think this is some sort of epic point that I'm supposed to disagree with and get into an argument with you about? Hope not, because it's not happening pal.

Race, culture, national pride, all these things are so tenuous, having to be drilled into people for years before they even notice them.

Now, your relationship to the means of production? That's something you just feel in your bones!

all the lefty types include unemployeds as part of the 'working class'
google.com/search?hl=en&q="working class including unemployed"
i know that's not many results, but it's those Red 'n' Black Star type magazines.

there are three classes and where else would they fit? 'working people' is a New Labour invention.

Sean Allen, the Tyne and Wear Soviet has charged you with social parasitism on the basis of your continual refusal to obtain employment. Your punishment will be a 10 year sentence in the St Kilda Gulag. Any questions?

And you will do the same on Tuesday after your alloted 1 day bank holiday from slavery wage boy

As a normal person, I prefer billionaires like Musk over fellow non-millionaires

Millionaires

ultra rich

Your punishment will be a 10 year sentence in the St Kilda Gulag

10 years at Nissan Sunderland would be more appropriate

Kek, leftists btfo

google.com/search?q="working class including the unemployed"
probably better phrasing here.
endless articles from The Young Socialists of Marxist Society #39 (Anti-Momentum Leninist Division) talking about how them NEETs are part of the working class.

of course some of the Marxists say the unemployeds and even some dockworkers are the lumpenproletariat who are incapable of class consciousness and will NEVER be part of the Revolution. this is why you should ignore them because they're middle-class cunts who don't actually give a damn about you and people like you.

St Kilda.

You managed to save this absolutely dire drivel by mentioning somewhere so interesting

ok to be born rich and live off stocks interest or have mommy or daddy pay for anything but how dare a neet live off government money

Mummys boy Tory boy malding at the Bennie mong underclass for having a small pittance at the taxpayers expense while living in a country that has a 1.8 trillion pound economy. GBnews told him that they are the enemy. While completely blindsided at fact that the ruling class is working in a clandestine way to fuck over both sides of the population. Kek. Hasnt got a fucking clue has he.

Struck a nerve with a lot of lads here

not enough jobs going around, someones got to be unemployed

Sean getting beaten by the gulag guards for not breaking rocks fast enough, it lush x

just want an old-school D&D game where there's a big hex map with a few settlements + cast of characters, and plenty of dungeons to explore. experience from gathering treasure, not 'doing the story'.

Considering the average person in the UK earns 22,000 pound. Yes I would say somebody who has a net worth of over 1,000,000 is very rich. You out of touch spacker.

And what are you doing to help the population big lad

The pink version of Margot Tenenbaum's Scalamandre wallpaper has cheetahs instead of zebras, Mark Ryden is one of my favorite artists, and the Jamar Mallory cherub lamp is an American ceramic classic.

Im a part of the underclass. What can I do?

Why no updates from HHL? Has he lost his phone?

You out of touch spacker.

says the moron who can't work a microwave

You're not Yanklass

average person in the UK earns 22,000 pound

Source?

He actually has a life away from /britfeel/ unlike you lad.

What job would you undertake after the communist revolution?
I'd be a dishwasher at my local canteen

The median annual gross earnings for full-time employees in the UK in April 2024 was 37,430 pounds

I'll be a well paid van driver, yielding the fruits of my labour and sweat of my brow

Hundreds and thousands of years of human labours has produced everything around us that we take for granted.

For me? It's our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

Phoneposting; forgot trip

And you x

van driver

well paid

T-t-that doll isn't alive, i-is it?

My ancestors worked so I don't have to

Why are the government imported 100's of thousands of shitskins every year then? That's literally their excuse for doing it, theirs nobody to do all these jobs looking after the olds and the NHS etc.

Apologies. I got that wrong. Its 37k. Still a major difference between a million.

she did some satanic ritual and theres someone trapped in that doll, it not right

put a warning before the jump scare next time lad for fucks sake

Corr can just imagine you laying on your bed flicking your bean x

Does your bed see much 'action' de lass?

Comfy bed that. Would sleep in.

Good to see jammers out there auditing Mansfield. No more immigrants, no more rapists, no more fucking up our culture.

youtube.com/watch?v=V4KB_2j9NRA

Incredibly tacky this

That's just my adopted daughter Patty. She's very sensitive about the port-wine stain on her face. She also has retard strength.
When I first moved here she spent a lot of time looking out the front window, which unnerved people who scare easily.

Those dolls are creepy af

Working for a pittance so Comrade Party Member may live in luxury

He is an incredibly self-centred individual who cares about nobody but himself. He would have no worries about destroying your life if it got him a bit more success.

You might envy his success and wealth. Fair enough. Most of us would love to be rich. But that isn't a reason to like him.

Millionaires are pretty rich

Boris Johnson just had his 9th child
you sit in your boxroom playing video games

When you can afford a dozen housemaids to raise your child, it gets a little easier to have more than one child

I'm a millionaire on paper and I don't feel rich

It's definitely an innie tuppence. I'd put money on it.

you sit in your boxroom playing video games

youtu.be/yzaKv72t0bs crossmong in 20 years

I like her jacket she seems bretty cool like my hero The Fonz.

r boris top shagger

When was the last time you did an honest days work pal? Casting scorn at a hard grafting everyman sweating blood and tears for every penny just because he thinks that a cocaine binge and a beano down to Wembley should be earned and not given?

at least im not going to have any children, I don't pass on stupid parenting mistakes and whatever else retarded shit and in return i get to be a neet, what am i going to do bring a kid into the world just so they can work at a factory or be some crackhead on a corner.

Anyone can afford 9 sprogs

No you see. Working is impossible for those who organise items in categorical order.

Grace is the real boss here; she rules with a plastic fist along with her feline enforcer Judge Smails

explain how anon

Can't believe Scottish lass is 24 and still lives with her parents.

Bloody 'ell wouldn't want to mess with her, not with that pimp cane above her.

Some days he helps with the big iceland shop, does that count?

reminds me of that Apprentice Sysadmin of Gensokyo guy on Anon Babble way back when.

British NEET, had a room in his sister's house. showed his progress from a bland boxroom to...this. actually p. cool.

Wonder if Laura has to pay 750 bong a month rent to stay in her own childhood boxroom like Footmong does

Benefits and economies of scale

You have you piece of the pie you have your earnings your crying about somebody spending a few quid on a football ticket and a few beers. You have contributed 0.00000000001% towards welpers day out. Why do you care? Its weird that you do. Kek.

Laura? Never heard of her.

I don't think you understand how the benefit system works lad

Thanks; I am also a fan of Fonzie.
I ordered the jacket in a small girl's size from Shein just for her. "Companion dolls" were created to wear children's clothing.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playpal

ok so if you have a problem with football ticket and a few beers, why's it ok for yankless to order that clothing for dolls when it could of been given to charity instead and put to better use?

looks like a horror movie setting, tbdesu

lads can I get a sanity / autism check on my actions during an incident that occurred on my walk back from the shops just now?

As I was on my way out of the tesco extra supermarket carpark I was nearly out, at the very far edge, when there was a parked range rover in one of the spots. Behind the range rover was a trolley containing a toddler boy and no shopping bags, just him.

At this point still walking along the path I glance inside the range rover and there are 2 people in the front: man in the passenger seat belted up, someone in the driving seat, baby seat in the back with a baby in it. All the doors of the car are closed, as is the boot.

Now I am level with the range rover when I hear the engine turn over. At this point I slow right down, turn my head to the left and see the car slowly moving forward and the front wheel turning right. I look at the driver (who I can now see is a woman) in the face and she can see I have slowed to a complete stop specifically staring at her / the car and the car stops.

Immediately I give her an upward head nod and slowly approach the driver's side window, which she lowers. I say "is that your son in the trolley at the back?" and she replies "yeah" matter of factly, no other reaction. I say OK and walk away, leaving the car park.

SURELY my actions there weren't autistic or weird right?

The only logical conclusion any normal person could have reached in that situation is that that car was about to drive away having forgot the second child was still in the trolley behind the car. There was no shopping in that trolley. None. Both adult occupants were wearing seat belts, engine was on and the car was moving away. The car couldn't have just parked and been straightening up since the toddler was already outside the car and in a trolley. There were no other cars nearby the toddler could have belonged to (not many cars park that far out).

But there was no "oh shit, my toddler!" reaction from the driver when I spoke to her?

Yanklass has worked in the past though

Corrr, apparently they had a licensed doll of Shirley Temple. Bretty cool. The idea of putting them facing out the window to freak out neighbours amuses me.

Looks like it smells bad desu

What's with the reddit spacing lad?

You get 10k a year for every child you have if you're on PIP! UKTV said so!

It looks incredibly clean to me

I doubt she pays anything other than her own bills, groceries and clothes.

not everyone is born to be a nba player right?

same thing with jobs

I started kidnapping toddlers from Supermarket car parks so I get more PIP bonuses.

Grown woman. 52 years old and single. American but posts on a british thread on Anon Babble for attention. Collects dolls. Doesn't shave her pussy.

Doesn't shave her pussy.

Is it shaved, yanklass?

Why is it called Reddit spacing?

You will get bigger and bigger social housing, and more child benefits too. Also there are lots of charities out there.

What do you think would happen if you had 9 sprogs, they'd all starve? That's not how it works

Given on Christmas Day 1920 by my grandmother's sister's husband's grandfather. Found it in her house after she died. I love cool old stuff.
That is definitely similar to my style!
Color, patterns, and texture make it a very interesting and comfy chamber.

She doesn't use makeup or soap because that's for vapid sluts. Sorry you can't appreciate an intellectual woman.

Can't afford OLED? Get a Hisense U6N, it's very decent.

Thanks for confirming you don't understand how the benefit system works lad

Really hope I don't live to be 48

corrrrrr better start breeding and popping out some kids with some ugly bird for extra money wahhhh

It's a word-limit post. Needs formatting.

Is that a micro led de lid? I hear they're a better alternative for bright rooms.

You can almost certainly pass one of the sprogs off as disabled and get carers allowance on top of whatever other bennies you're getting. But as I said. Literally noone in the UK cannot afford to eat on bennies

Awright aye I had a mental breakdoon right

it's not ok to have a job and live off neet bucks, but its ok to pop out as many kids as you want on minimum wage

Yeah, micro led and 240 local dimming zones, plus 600 nits luminosity. That's impressive for the price.

So anyone can afford 9 sprogs providing they are willing to defraud the system. Right

better start breeding and popping out some kids with some ugly bird for extra money wahhhh

but its ok to pop out as many kids as you want on minimum wage

Foid with neck fat threatens to seize the phone because he won't delete the picture on AB's latest video. The amount of threats these police cunts make on the general public...sadly most people just do as they say.

I mean, how expensive do you think sprogs are? Clothes can be handed down, food is going to be 50/week per sprog.

Oh right, child benefit cap, yeah I forgot about that. realistically though you can just go to food banks

50/week

I eat less than that

But Shippy claimed anyone can afford to have 9 sprogs, which is false

Hey I use soap! Dr Bronners tea tree and citrus mixed. Smells great and you can read the wordy bottle while you poop.
But it's true I don't shave: why bother doing something that makes you itchy when you don't even have sex?
Makeup is female manipulation and misrepresentation plus nasty chemical pollution, and while that may be for you, it is not for me.

It's true. How much do you think it costs? You can literally just get food from a good bank and clothes out of your 40 bong a week child benefits

Ruth has another tat I think.

50/week per sprog.

2250 month to feed

216.50/month max in child bennies

UKTV mathematics

Just have sprogs and send Shippy all the childcare bills

Old dolls are so pretty I love them but I wouldn't dare keep them in my room

No goy, you can't afford a sprog

eva don't wait till your pushing near 30 to settle down with someone, you got it on on ez mode unti you hit 30 then you will stuggle as a woman and obviously goes without saying but not with anyone here too

Nice. I've basically had to make my bedroom Alladdin's Cave to stop reflections but feels crazy being able to sit right in front of a telly with no backlight blooming or uneveness.

for me? it's imperial leather

The usual Saturday night sat alone playing with your online dollies on /britfeel/ is it, king?

imperial leather

So apparently you can claim unlimited child benefit, it's just child tax credit that's capped at 2

imperial leather is for boomers, pears transparent soap is better

For me? It's Tactical Soap

When my younger son visits and stays with me, I take the sofa and give him the bedroom because I get up really early and he likes to sleep in super darkness.
He covers poor Patty's head and face with a shirt while he's here.

supermarkets must think we're stupid.

bags of salad/spinach/kale/etc are now 150g

no longer 160g, 2x80g (one 80g portion = 1 of your 5 a day)

nobody is throwing away 70g of spinach. and nobody is buying eight bags of spinach to get the lowest common multiple (for 15 portions). it'll go off.

more likely, we just aren't going to buy spinach at all. so they are the ones who lose.

Makeup is female manipulation and misrepresentation

Yeah sure you felt that before you hit the wall and started getting mogged by younger girls

I don't blame your son. I would do the same

for me it WAS Wright's Coal Tar Soap, back when it actually contained coal tar extract. while there is SOME evidence that it's carcinogenic, the meta-analyses i found concluded it wasn't even that conclusive. there are far riskier products out there.
but coal tar worked absolute wonders for psoriasis or just dandruff/flaky skin in general. surely with Brexit we can ignore that bullshit now? food standards are fine, but a dubious "it MIGHT cause problems, we don't fully know" isn't enough?

bring back Borax too. all this talk of black mould ruining people's flats. you know what just sorts it, in seconds?

No I don't think we can afford a sprog, we only earn 5 million a year

Pressing buttons on my work laptop

Show your son you're a Anon Babble tripfag, he'll love it

ah geez dude, its so bad im a neet, I should be sitting an office cubicle doing 1 hour of work a day then pretending to be busy for the rest of the day.

Ruthmong doesn't believe in using soap

Females that work out excessively usually have meat flaps i noticed

Average upper class experience

roiding does that to you

It actually happened when I was getting divorced from a husband who was extremely invested in me looking a certain way: starving thin, bleached hair, heavy makeup, sexy clothes, always having to look hotter and better than I actually was. He also pushed me to get implants but I just couldn't do it.
Once I was on my own, decided I didn't want to be that way anymore because it was all fake, my whole persona wasn't really even me.

like those tattoo artists who cover up swastikas for free, the NHS should offer (one-time) labiaplasties and hymen reconstructions to young women who request them.
we all make mistakes in life x

Feminist drivel

He also pushed me to get implants

Sounds like was into bimbofication (It's a fetish)

Does that doll regularly try to choke you in your sleep?

was this the same lad who was in that short film you posted

Women should be made to wear makeup at all times imo

Need a guy to be 6 foot tall and make six figures but he can't expect me to look good in return I am the prize

actively altering your body with surgery makes him a massive prick. but wanting you to be skinny is completely fine. that's just monke brain. you don't have to 'do' anything or 'undergo' anything; it's the absence of being fat, not like gaining an implant or undergoing a painful procedure.

make-up is somewhere in the middle. i wish, fashion-wise, there was less of an expectation. even if a woman has 'bad skin' as long it's over a nice face shape, she looks fine? she just has spots or whatever. oh no, what a gargoyle!

Yanklass individually washing each fat roll with fructose syrup

I like makeup, I only really use light makeup around the eyes, I don't like colourful stuff but I'll wear eyeliner, eyeshadow, etc.

i forgot to get those Crosta Mollica pizzas in with my shopping.

yanklass at least dress up sexy for me and wear makeup if your gunna gaslight me and drive all my freinds and family away from me corrrrrr, bpd semen demon

Choking is too primitive a murder method for Patty, who harvests loosh by swallowing souls.

eva6 is now some Siouxsie Sioux type grill in my /britfeel/ headcanon.

urgently need an update from HHL

Siouxsie Sioux

No, more like avril lavigne, thats who I would say I look the closest to celebrity wise.

Show us your eyes x

see my earlier post here lad

No, that was high school, maybe age 15.
Met my husband when I was 20 and he was 30.

hey guys i live in usa, me im left wing but my country bombs others, but it's ok because i listen to Megadeth - Post American World, while i do fuck all about helping the world, im gunna larp on about how good i am being left wing, maybe i'll even go to that protest and tweet it on twitter.

i also knew a woman who was too old for dolls who collected them and did weird stuff like cut their heads off and sew Victorian style clothes for them
it's unquestionably a hobby that requires creativity and skill but she really, really, really wanted everyone to notice this odd, totally-creepy thing she was doing

10 year age gap
Yikes

i feel this way except without the irony, also i am English, and for me it's Rage Against the Machine (they're like the Billy Bragg of good music)

I was 20 and he was 30.

Noncey vibes

me im left wing

I don't think 20 and 30 is that bad, they're both adults.

she's still too colourful. Amy Lee was moody monochrome aesthetic kino.

also have a soft spot for the Dresden Dolls girl. even despite everything she's done, i could fix her.

What about 16 and 26

Don't think of myself as a collector: Grace is my childhood fancy doll and I brought poor Patty home because no one would buy her at the charity shop where I worked.

Did you have sympathy for your dolls/toys as a child also? Like, I'd feel bad if I left a toy out, or I dropped one off my bed.

For clarification, 2000s avril lavigne.

20 year old women looked like this when Yanklass was young. nowadays zoomers have never even TOUCHED cigarettes.

Pregabalin, cannabis, and alcohol time. Woohoo.

eva lass looks like avril lavigne

Whats Pregabalin

as a kid i always thought Janine in Ghostbusters was meant to be 40-ish.

had a crush on her but it was mostly the character tbqh. haven't seen Annie Potts in anything else.

Sorry to hear both you lads failed in life

not much familia! what's pregabalin' with you?

meds to treat epilepsy and anxiety apparently

bitch probably got baby brain innit

get back to your rusty van

It's for epilepsy, something, and anxiety, and also nerve pain. I am misusing it as it gives a nice chilled af buzz.

Hello fellow Dr. Bronner's enjoyer.

My hair looks a lot like her's, more specifically in this photo of her, I have hazel eyes though.

Very much so. The Velveteen Rabbit was a very real story in our house. My dolls and stuffed animals had feelings.
1993 Grateful Dead west coast spring tour

I have a poorly nose :( need nose kisses

what would you call this eye colour?

Are you a sk8er girl?

just clocked that today is Saturday so i'll have to wait until Tuesday for more gear, need to ration the pills i have left

might actually get some pregabalin but 300mg is a LOT of powder. i divide it into two lines but before long i hit that 'compulsive' point where if i'm snorting one line why not the other? and then it's a whole blister of pills cracked open in one night.

D10.
No, I did skate when I was 14-15, still have my board.

And instantly infect me with your germs? No way

low-key sinister.

It's not catching, it's a columbian flu :(

D10

what colour is it though
it's not really green but it's not quite blue either

is it frotting or docking when men rub/envelop their urethras against one another?

anyway, that, but with noses.

nose kisses

still have my board.

Proof?

What's the currently humidity in your gaffs?

Nose kisses are either rubbing noses together or just one gently kissing the others nose

Had a good chuckle that time HHL posted a picture of his skateboard

it's not really green but it's not quite blue either

grue

unless you're talking about a peck on the cheek or kissing a baby's forehead, a kiss between adults MUST involve the exchange of fluids. not accepting your stupid uwu muzzling shite. i'm getting right up in there, we're cleaning up afterwards.

If you insist, wheels are loose and noisy.

As I said, it's Saturday

Forehead kisses would be nice rn too desu

Had some 50mg tablets the other night and felt good, but the guy my mate knows only has 300's. My mate is here to celelbrate his birthday, and he's had 2x300mg pregab, and 2 10mg diazies. He's snoring away on muh settee. I'm watching the last of the friday trilogy, and might sort my fishing stuff out, as I'm off for a couple of days next week.
I only had 1x300mg pregab, and some beers and weed.

Forehead docking

pictures of evas and yanklasses beds in one day

phwoar

'dusty radiator in a boxroom + computer fan recirculating hot air BUT w/ window open' tier

no mould, paint cracking, nose is stuffed up but could be hayfever, feel like i'm drenched in sweat but there's no actual sweat (closed pores?)

Just want someone to take care of me while I deal with the consequences of my actions

la cocaina no es buena para su salud

I know this but I dive straight in regardless

Awfully humid this evening.
Getting a bit sweaty

Ana Victoria becomes World's First Lawyer with Down Syndrome.

well she don't have adhd does she

Pop a t-shjirt in the freezer for 30min?

Betty Swollocks is it

Really? My mother asked me to turn on the heating just a few minutes ago, she said she was shivering.

Saturday

cor, forgot about Doctor Who.

they've brought the Rani back except she's Indian now. so i expect her new stories to have a lot of Geordies because that was pretty diverse back then. would be mad if there were two South Asians but NO Geordies.

I've never heard anyone recommend that before. Genuinely might try it.
Yup. Have the patio doors open but going to dig the fan out the loft.

So you read and if so what do you like to read?

If she can do it what's stopping other down syndromes? No excuse

I've done it a few times, it does work, but the t-shirt warms up again (body temp) in ~min. Still better than sweating away, and could have a couple of t-shirts on rotation.
Also, put t-shirt in a carrier bag.

Meant the t=shirt warms up again in ~10min.

If you meant "Do you read", and yes, I do, I liked Traumnovelle, 1984, Kafka's metamorphosis, original German since I can partly speak it, I liked the Harry Potter novels, I want to read dostoevsky.

T shirt is now in the freezer.
Shall report back

Need actual figures, lad. Mine is currently 65 percent inside but the windows are open and it's been raining all day. Not sure if that's normal or bad.

Did you put it in a bag? I was always worried about it getting potentially wet.

reading Kafka in German

Shippy has been studying Chinese for 15 years and still can't read novels in it

Well, German is a Germanic language, so it isn't exactly the hardest to pick up.

Lollers reads all his nonce manga in the original Japanese.

Well of those I've read 1984 and Harry Potter. Why did you learn German, from school?

Anyone read Candide by Voltaire? I remember enjoying it. Quite the comical hero's journey it was IIRC.

Most interesting book I ever read was an anthology of Buddhist Texts complied by Edward Conze. The story of Nagasena and King Milinda sort of blew my mind.

The Hindu Upanishads were strange and interesting. Mad mythology, philosophical debates between this guy Yajnavalkya and his wife about the nature of the self. Discussions of a strange drink called Soma.

Remember liking Brave New World when I was younger.

Nope just chucked it in the shelf. Have one of them American style chaps that doesn't freeze over.

turn on the heating

Nice idea, just done that myself. Going to take a few more diazepam, get comfy and play cyberpunk. Kiss my nose better please

I'll ask one more time. Anyone have a humidity reading for me or am I the only retard with a thermometer?

an indian playing a character called rani :O it's pc gone mad!

Anyone have a humidity reading for me or am I the onIy retard with a thermometer?

7?

No you was completely justified. And nothing to do with autism it was basic common decency. You was looking out for the toddler in the trolley and the stupid shit for brains mother left the baby there when her number 1 priority should have been the baby. Some people arent fit to be parents and by the looks of it she is one of them.

You make it sound like I've been doing it for an hour a day for 15 years

My hive doesn't have humidity de lid

Can you read novels in ANY language?

Are you a bumble bee?

he can't reply, he used his stinger typing that one post

No, school only taught us French or Spanish up until 14, I learnt German on my own, I don't remember why, I'm working on swedish simultaneously.

DVDlad sat on his throne watching his western kinos on his new OLED TV. Oh aye.

Oh beehave yourself

Brother FUMING again because he has to pick up my mums boyfriend and drop him off home after their date because hes skint and has no car. Hes in his late 50s. Hes too timid to voice his own opinion to mum but he says it when its just me and him at the kitchen table. He fuckin hates it with every fibre in his body. Absolutely grim as fuck.

is that the guy from facebook?

no job? no car 50, must be chad tier

Just had a giggle imagining your mum's boyfriend pulling up on a BMX bike and asking her to ride on the back nuts.

See lads, you don't need a job or car to get a gf.
B, find out if he has a passport. There can be no excuse then, if he doesn't have one.

Why is your Mom dating a deadbeat?

He's got a big donkey cock

Mom

Trip on Yanklass

mums boyfriend

The degradation of language and hence the world just keeps bringing new horrors dunt it? Well it does dunt it? Eeee what's he like.

Can't believe RDR2 is 20 quid even on sale. Rockstar are greedy cunts.

My mother's ex-boyfriend helps me with my computer parts, I actually need his help with case fans and CPU cooler.

Did he ever buy you an expensive graphics card?

Crossmong collects dodgy manga in Japanese

No, that's what my Dad does, he's getting me a 3060 for my birthday.

Bizarre really how one innocent little thing from over 7 years ago is still obsessively brought up to this day

Yes.
He does have a job. And lives with his sister because he was living in a privately rented house and the landlord wanted to sell the house and got kicked out. Hes still skint apparently and he says to mum hes trying to sort something out. Funnily enough hes carer for people with ADHD who live in assisted living accommodation.
Because hes nice. Thats it. He has half of his teeth missing. Mum has had a million boyfriends over the years that have all been cunts so if one shows her a little bit of kindness she thinks hes perfect. She often says I deserve to be treated like a princess. For Gods sake mum grow up.

Why do you need his help with that? It's easy. You're supposed to work in IT.

Nothing dodgy about any of those I recognise them all.

I know, but I get really nervous with things around the motherboard that aren't PCI, or wires.

Good taste desu

Nichijou

Oremio

Freddo teddy.

Kino. Crossy has good taste.

What does he do, just look at the pictures?

Even Makaveli has a 4080

Her LARP is falling apart

Would love to collect physical mangos and VHS too. But sadly I lack the space.

My Parcel that apparently was posted on THE FUCKING 16th! in the uk on 48hr track and trace is now scheduled to arrive on Tuesday morning.
Finally.

Also, the most technical thing I would ever do at my job is replacing a thinkpad battery or ordering a new one.

Crossy's apu

Hate ordering things when bank holiday weekend is on. I have to wait an extra day. Just not right!

Let's have a battlestationoff.
Mine's not the best, I'm confident there will be anons that mog it.

Wonder what Freddos hidden disability would be.

I have pokemon white II, and pokemon ultra sun.

bet you can't even fucking make your own audit template to fill in

Robot postmen when!???

AI genning or just an avid gamer?

50k/yr nepo IT job, can't install a case fan
it's a different world for middle class lads

chocolate dependency

Upgrading GPU soon, as I said.

why did you get an 8gb card????
They are already obselete.

All seems a bit overkill for just reading/posting drivel in /britfeel/ lad

It's so I can play dayz without it lagging.

Constance Marten studied Arabic and ended up working for Al Jazeera (Arabic for 'The Island')

paid for by my neet bucks corrrrr

It was all depending on money. That was the best I could buy.

How are you dossers affording these high spec rigs?

Got to treat yourself every once and a while havent you lad

Top-rate PIP de lad.

Put one on your amazon wishlist

Mine was with dead family bux.

Same all my space and money is for DVDs but I do have 2tb of manga in the cloud.

Already have, it's been there for a few days.

whats her amazon wishlist link?

good graphics card is essential for the dosser lifestyle

that much cloud storage must be expensive.

Post the link then

So that's the real reason he was spamming paypal donation links in SSM's chat. Cheeky.

SSM technically owns that 4080

Jeebus, tell your brother he has my condolences.

Mum has had a million boyfriends over the years

Grim

I know mate. I hated it growing up. Ruined my life.

There is literally four items on there, two of them I literally just added because you reminded me.

Need tobacco but I've taken about a dozen diazepam so I probably shouldn't drive

Post the link. I might buy you something

Not really. Tenner a month with Google One.

Post the link, maybe someone (me) will buy you something

What would Angela say about that?

A mate once told me how his mother used bring round a new bloke to the house every weekend. The mate had a room near the front door and would her them.

No idea who 'Angela' is

My list just broke, I accidentally made it on the .com version instead of the .co.uk version.

Imagine literally simping for some woman(bloke LARPing)

Make it again then desu

It's ok if you would prefer not to post it x

Yes m'lady, if I bequeath you an item from Amazon may I perchance upon your tuppence?

Some of you are very generous de lids

Would pose as a lassie but my wishlist makes it obvious I'm a bloke desu

Buying eva6 a new skateboard

Very nice. Is the CPU temp quite high though?

Don't have an Amazon wishlist just a custom database with multiple filters for films I want to buy.

I'd buy something for a male but wouldn't spend a penny on a woman

I've done well in life and would probably buy you something if you really needed it

You know I had suspicions you are American. You're not helping yourself.

i thougth she was and people accepted it?

Are you on the contraceptive pill Eva?

eva is frostyjackz, he was a yank

I think, I have a CPU cooler and fans behind me right now, but I'm just waiting to install them.
I'm not, I just use .com by memory.
No, never, I said I live in the north of the UK.

Very generous of you de lid.
Mostly just tools on my wish list desu. I don't need them just want them. Think I'm a bit like dvdlad but with tools.
Happy for your success

Frosty Jackz was a HHL side character

I have a CPU cooler and fans behind me right now, but I'm just waiting to install them.

Literally just do it now? It's a 20 minute job Eva. LEARN.

I want to, I do, but it just makes me nervous,

yea but HHL is a creation of BN

Not him but, I don't think it was. He stopped posting after I questioned the use of shopping cart. Probably not straight after, but not long after.

If anything it would be the other way round. I know for a fact Sean is a real person

Crossmong is a HHL sockpuppet

Post the wishlist I wanna see these mongs buy you shit

SSM can install a CPU cooler
where's his 50k/yr IT job?

wUmPaGrInD really was a HHL sockpuppet

Wouldn't that dox?

He not qualified on paper. PC World aren't interested

Did the t-shirt trick work anon?

That's what I'm worried about, I already chose the option that doesn't show my address to senders.

im qualified to do tech support but i could only work 2-4 hours a day for maybe 3 days a week, but that doesn't exist so i guess i'll stick to my disability

Of course it doesn't. Most ASMR thots have an Amazon wishlist in their bios.

yet another train fred

Probably not worth the risk desu

doubt it, frosty created OC