How's your pussy eating technique robot? You have been practicing right? There's no faster way to make a lady fall in love with you
Cunnilingus
I'm out of practice, but in the past I haven't had any complaints, last one came pretty quick, her her bean was large enough to gently suck on.
I only lick it when I'm jacking off for my own enjoyment, so probably dog shit. They can use a toy if they want to cum; not my problem.
Eating da vag00 is completely underwhelming compared to 2D. Lick the pearl for some time blah blah... easier to use your thumb or finger and you can do dirty talk while you do it.
Scenario play is where it's at where you can't undress her but you've gotta get her off
Dicking>fingering and sucking on tits>licking pussy. All of the women I fucked preferred sucking dick to getting eaten out.
this guy is just making shit up
this guy doesn't fuck
this guy has never even seen a vagina
You know, I've never gotten the appeal. I find it kind of gay, honestly.
Getting a blowjob - sure. But licking pussy? I've done it once, kind of feels awkward and does absolutely nothing for me.
I literally have no experience but my gf already told me she's fine with training me
good boy
woman are so bad at communicating what they like, you found a good one.
I have watched a few instructional video's including "How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ" which I've seen two times now. I do tongue exercises whenever I brush my teeth. I am ready.
If you have sex, you'll find porn positions like that aren't practical and just don't feel good for either one
You have been practicing right?
Haven't touched a woman in years. Might as well be a virgin again.
my gf doesn't like her pussy ate. she loves sucking cock and being submissive and getting face fucked, and loves when I force her to orgasm with the hitachi, and that's good enough for me.
Bros how are you supposed to eat pussy? With your tongue? Your lips?
A1, even though it was only like 8 years ago with a virgin. I don't think I could eat a girl out if she wasn't a virgin, but i honestly really look forward to doing it again.
It can be extremely pleasurable for both parties, and requires concentration and good jaw muscles.
Might as well be a virgin again.
No ur still a normie.
Faggot
"eating pussy" is basically just licking the clit. it's basically a tiny penis head so think of what a girl would do to make you cum while sucking you off, and basically do that to her minipenis clit. steady, broad, wet strokes.
it's called eating pussy, use your teeth dumbass.
Oh okay so bite her clit off and eat it. Got cha
Cool thanks anon. Here's a Chipotle burrito.
Oh okay so bite her clit off and eat it. Got cha
yeah, now you get the idea.
I've only had paid sex, so going down on escorts was not required, or desirable.
Even if I could get unpaid pussy someday in my middle age, I wouldn't be wild about the HPV and throat cancer.
Despite that, I know enough to 'write the alphabet with my tongue' on their clit. Though I'd rather just finger the G-spot. Or make their toes curl with a massage.
Whats the name of the porn?
Your tongue to get her started, then when she's good and wet you stick a finger up there and rub her g-spot
Don't get mad at her when she squirts on your face
your mouth shouldn't go anywhere near the holes that spews out disgusting bodily fluids like vaginal discharge, period blood and piss, how can you even think of such a disgusting thing to do?? puting your mouth on disgusting holes like that? it's revolting to say the least.
Nobody tell him about mouth bacteria
>how to get turbo throat cancer
DO NOT EAT PUSSY
There's no faster way to make a lady fall in love with you
there's no faster way to make a lady get the ick
it's so fucking annoying because it's all they fucking talk about but then you actually want to do it and they think it's emasculating and they don't like you anymore
fuck women your pussy tastes like pennies anyways i'm not doing it for me
I like to lick her piss hole while I'm down there. Sometimes her ass. Sometimes I put my tongue as far in her cunt as it will go
i consider kissing way more tolerable, if she doesn't have a bad breathe and maintain her dental hygiene then there's no issue with exchanging saliva and kissing.
and you're proud of that? humiliating and emasculating yourself to such a degree you're bragging about licking those dirty holes?
It's 2025 Anon, it's okay to come out as gay
Sodomy is fucking disgusting, OP.
I never met a girl who actually liked it which is a shame as its my favourite thing to do
vaginal discharge
But that's the best part!!!
Sodomy is anal sex
I never met a girl
fixed that for ya
I heckin' love eating minge
It is also oral sex. Either way, both are disgusting.
mfw no pussy in my mouth
>mfw no pussy in my mouth
*Wtf. Wrong pic
Me and Beanie
Audio porn taught me the clit is important to play with
There's no faster way to make a lady fall in love with you
I don't even talk to women.