Ideal bf thread

I want to know what other nonas consider to be their ideal bf
Post here:

Height

Weight

Body type

Age range

Race/Ethnicity

Eye color

Hair color

Personality

Hobbies

Education level

Ideal job

Income

Penis size

Anything extra you want to add

I forgot to add mine

Height

6'0 to 6'5

Weight

154 to 165 lbs

Body type

Thin/lean

Age range

18 to 29

Race/Ethnicity

White

Eye color

Blue

Hair color

Blonde

Personality

Caring, sweet and very attentive, he loves me a lot

Hobbies

He would do a sport of his choice, reading, video games, anime, play violin

Education level

Getting a degree or college educated

Ideal job

I think engineers are cool, so maybe that or something in IT that pays well

Income

$100000 once he gets a good job

Penis size

6'5 inches

Anything extra you want to add

Hates porn and beards, head full of hair and great hair genetics, long pale fingers, loves eating pussy

Height

175+

Weight

preferably healthy but i don't mind kinda fat. if he is extremely obese then i would still date him if he was willing to work on it

Body type

wider frame

Age range

20-early 30s

Race/Ethnicity

not south asian

Eye color

don't care

Hair color

don't care

Personality

kind, patient, preferably introverted

Hobbies

don't care that much but i would like him to share them with me so not just things i find completely uninteresting

Education level

at least university

Ideal job

not blue collar

Income

enough to support a family

Penis size

average or slightly below or above

Anything extra you want to add

loves me deeply and is fully devoted, dates to marry, wants kids, would let me be a stay at home wife, doesn't watch porn or would quit, virgin and willing to wait, appreciative and a good communicator, knows that relationships have to be worked on

These are men.
Unless you post tits with a timestamp all of you and those who post after are considered men.

not a whore, my husband is the only one who will be seeing my tits

Good thing I didn't ask your opinion, now go to Anon Babble or something

and beards

you have no idea how fast that shit grows, give him a break
not saying that he can hobomaxx, but shaving every day is one hell of a timesink

Height

Taller than 5 11

Weight

I dont know. As long he is not fat or thin/lowbody fat. I like a dad bod or built but with a bf percentage between 15-25 percent

Body type

Dad bod or built

Age range

30-48

Race/Ethnicity

I think race preferences are weird but I want my kids to have the best chance at life so maybe not black.

Im mixed so I know what its like to be in this world as a black female and I dont want my daughter to struggle because of it like I have.

Eye color

This doesnt matter. I do love kind brown eyes but it really doesnt matter.

Hair color

I dont love blonde men but this also doesnt really matter.

Personality

-emotionally mature
-kind/empathetic
-smart
-easy going but not passive
-good sense of humour
-hard worker/high conscientiousness

Hobbies

My ex loved chess and other indoor activities which I appreciated because I never worried about him cheating.
Sports but not ones that bring you around a lot of other women.

Anything that isnt video games all the time, watching streamers or clubbing is cool with me.

Education level

Im flexable. Preferably an undergraduate degree.

Ideal job

Anything that allows good work life balance. Anything where you dont have a work wife

Income

Over 70k

Penis size

Between 6-7.5 inches

Anything extra you want to add

Ideally he would be either a liberal or socially liberal.
He needs to be good to women, not just the ones hes attracted to.
He needs to be genuinely empathetic.

I forgot to add, he needs to genuinely really love me. He needs to be deeply attracted to me.

ALSO, he cant watch porn or if he does I want to see what it is and those girls had better have my features. If not I will be very hurt and will feel undesirable which makes it impossible for me to have good sex.

He needs a high sex drive as well

these are actually very reasonable standards, even more so considering they are ideal

Not fat

Dad bod

Not sure how this works

they are demanding -AT LEAST- a bachelors in STEM

also no tradies

IDEAL boyfriend thread

Height

5ft8 and above

Weight

less than 200 lbs

Body type

slim and pale. twink type of body

Age range

18-25

Race/Ethnicity

white and east asian

Eye color

doesnt matter

Hair color

i like blondes, but again its not a dealbreaker for me

Personality

gentle and calm, shy but assertive, protective and with a bit of healthy jealousy

Hobbies

honestly i dont really care about it but i would prefer not something that takes a lot of physical effort to do, personally i dont find them much attractive

Education level

since im a hs graduate for now, im fine with a guy like that too but i would prefer that he would have some interest in pursuing higher education

Ideal job

white collar, ideally at home

Income

enough to pay rent for a decent apartment

Penis size

dont really matter

Anything extra you want to add

mine is basically everything that fp said

i'll take that as a compliment
thank you :)

femanon here , I know dmn well that my dmn opinion doesn't matter but here you go
height doesn't matter as long as he is taller than me

I prefer shredded bigger guys

age 15-29

race = gotta be white.

blue

brown-blonde- dirty blonde

he's gotta be lovely and romantic

I dont care about eductions level of income im willing to settle for blue collar as long as he loves me and eventually marry me.

25 percent body fat is a dad bod.

that's the least offensive and controversial demand. it can even be controlled. I can lie to you about finishing college multiple times and you wouldn't know better, ever, because I did go to college for free and am way more intelligent than the majority of retards anyway. Besides, outside of academia it doesn't really fucking matter, but bitches never understand that. They think a display of the ability to follow instructions and memorize a hundred useless facts makes a person smart or intelligent, when it's just a display of the ability to be a good dog for a master and nothing more. Unless one goes for phd and masters and shit like that in a pursuit of science and academic career, it's all fucking irrelevant.
What bothers me is the expectation to have a mostly 6ft chad bf who makes over 70 grand a year and is a virgin and loves them unconditionally. What Bitches straight up dream of sub 0.025% of men maybe in this world, if that. I mean the dream is like okay, understandable, but shit, they'll never come close to meet a person like that in their lives.

well, i mean.. i fit most of those. not all, but it still feels nice to know maybe i have a chance at having a family one day. plus, people are kinda deranged around here..

What do you consider the controversial and offensive demands?

you sound pretty nice then, i hope you are able to find what you are looking for someday, i'm sure it'll be well-deserved

controversy

Being 18-27 or something and making over 100 grand a year is straigh up nepobaby shit OR like half percent of the global population anyway.
Too young for too much money. And too much money in general. Don't people realistically understand how much 100k really is? That very few people make more than that per anno for decades? I dunno, maybe if they're 18 themselves and ignorant... In short they contradict each other.

offensive

height mostly. I'm 6 foot. Really. Gurls want me. I'm not an object and not means to an end, however. It offends me when a married mother of a teenager offers herself to me and asks me whether I find her physically unattractive or why am I rejecting her.
Also

controversial

this disney bullshit sort of fairy tale, that lie the females have been sold, that they'll be accepted by some idealistic version of a prince charming no matter what, because they're perfect as they are and yes queen and other retarded propaganda including

loves me very much

unconditionally

only wants me

virgin

never saw porn

As a 6 foot white chad with a full time job, I will let all of you bitches know right now, that I have had and still have plenty of options to date, even my co-workers. And this unconditional love towards one of you doesn't exist. it maybe might have existed back in high school when were too idealistic. As adults tho.. pfff... None of you are virgins who don't watch porn or lie, yet you want a fucking saint husbando... lol.
TL;DR: The double standards are offensive and controversial.

thank you!! my time is sorta running out due to age, but i don't want to give up yet.
you sound like a nice person too, anon! i am sure you will have no problems finding a person like this.
it's kinda sad though, that being communicative is a standard, and not a given... it should be the bare minimum

Cool, but I didn't ask about your life or who you find attractive or not, just which demands you considered offensive, also:

$100000 ONCE he gets a good job

Also I never said I want a virgin and I don't watch porn

Would you date a Hispanic guy that looks somewhat South Asian? Relatively dark skin but not the darkest (hypothetical ofc)

What if he never does? What if the 100k he will get in 25 years from now will be equal to 50 grand today? Hmmm...
I wasn't targeting you specifically. I'm targeting the fantasies in this thread that are more unrealistic because of double standards than having sex with a beast from the beauty and the beast.

if he fit all my other standards and like me, sure

do you mind me asking for your ASL?

19/f/eu

i'm not really in the best position to date at the moment though, even less long distance

early 30's banker virgin with enough income to support a family and a university graduate while you're a homeless teenager? lol, lmao even.
Well, good luck. While you're still a teen and if you're real eyecandy you might still have a chance. the time is running out tho, as the song goes.

i know, that's why i said i'm not in the best position, i know i would have to be better

he doesn't have to be a banker though and also i'm not homeless

Ideal gf

Kazakh

Into movies, history and art

You sound autistic. Are you autistic?

also i'm not homeless

You're from the perspective of a white collar university graduate, because you want a man to invest in you.
Listen, nothing wrong with your desires and fantasies, and maybe even goals, I'm just analyzing it in detail. You want a man to invest into you. You're still very young and so it's realistic that you could became somebody's trophy wife, if you're really, really good looking and have amazing genetics. Because looks fade fast and the investment doesn't.
A man of value, a man you're aiming for, doesn't care about your education or income, since we're not in the age of arranged marriages anymore... So I guess personality and looks are the two main properties of value you have to offer to a white collar man such as an investor or a banker, because that's what white collar jobs are. they're typically good at investments and mathemathics, so good luck.

Dont believe that time is running out nonsense.
Youre never too old for love or a good relationship.
You cant let yourself fall into that negative way of thinking

You are autistic for sure

what if someone makes a really ugly one?

its hard to believe this when you have never been lucky with these things, anon. though i appreciate your positivity. thank you!

you are what is wrong with this world and what holds us back as species. Unironically. It's not the fantasies. It's the absolutely unrealistic expectation of the reality bending to your will at your whim and catering to every wish you have.

makes a really ugly what

It's an ideal bf only thread
Who care, it's all hypothetical and just a fantasy. I wouldn't reject someone in real life for being poor if he was such a catch

no one cares, this thread is about IDEAL boyfriend, not realistic one you can find anywhere anytime. move on

Yep. Definitely autistic

So let's get this straight, he can look South Asian as long as he doesn't have the kabel?
Don't give a fuck what you morons want to say, but I've seen ogre looking Hispanic motherfuckers not get rejected over a label. Weird cunts honestly.

Label***

he calls himself a 6'0 chad while posting on Anon Babble

Lmao, kek even. Also doubt he would have the same energy to call out the threads talking about how the anons want innies or something

>Height

5'7 and up the greater the height difference the better because I want him to piggyback me

>Weight

idk just be thin and slender

>Body type

Thin/lean

>Age range

18 to 33

>Race/Ethnicity

White

>Eye color

Blue, icy blue A20

>Hair color

Blonde

>Personality

ambitious, possesive, needy, mommy issues, he should want to rule the world and have plans for it this matters more than how much money he makes

>Hobbies

noita, isekai anime, other video games, literary

>Education level

college educated does not need a degree but should have at least got into a uni

>Ideal job

engineer or businessmen

>Income

50,000 but im fine supporting him until he gets a good job and rules the world

>Penis size

Big

>Anything extra you want to add

long fingers, sexy hands, veiny cock, voice made for audiobooks, british accent that is posh

realistic one you can find anywhere anytime

top kek

IDEAL boyfriend

I understand that. But people are judged against an ideal. Religious folks do this all the time, comparing to jesus or god.
I guess false ideals like money out of nowhere is what pisses me off, so I get aggro at bad stuff.
you still did not understand. you wanted somebody smart and intelligent, didn't you? ironic.
innies are great. and maybe people should take better care of their natural innies and not turn them into a kebab. nobody is born with a kebab between the legs.
So the infamous death grip, plus porn, plus too much and/or too vigorous of masturbation can be and is connected to the early onset ed in males or purely mental influence on the firmness of the erection, and so on... As well as obesity, etc..
But somehow we're not allowed to connect mechanical wear and tear and female psychology to female genitalia, even tho we're same species? and "equal"? how come? Because there weren't mass advertised studies in large numbers that make something like this, even a hypothesis, mainstream science? Double standards again, ayaiayai, girls. You want intelligence, university, all that in a partner...

At what age were you diagnosed with autism? Were you a child or an adult?

Thats because hes legit a sperg. You can just tell

Let me tell you, girls, this bullshit about

college

university

intelligence

smart

you don't want in your "ideal" partner. You can't even handle mine.

there is no way this dude isn't trolling

Im guessing child. Were you bullied :(?

ive met people irl that act like this, got kids and everything. this world is a clownfiesta

Oh, I'm being dead serious now. I know exactly why girls are saying what they think they want in their "ideal" partner..
All these

intellect, smart, university, graduate, colleges, money, white collar jobs, good blue collar jobs

and so forth are mere imaginary status symbols that the girls think they will be able to flex or at least feel good inside about and feel like they didn't miss out on while selecting a partner. As reality suggests, they don't give a shit about intelligence, they call asking questions, creating hypothesis, analysis, searching for facts, research, etc..

autism

when it doesn't suit their fantasy or personal interests / agenda. The double standards and hypocrisy of some females in this thread is very funny.

Im noticing you havent denied the autism diagnoses.
You can admit it, its nothing to be ashamed of.

No, baby. I really am a chad IRL. You can drop your standard female route of going after personality and do something very few females actually do, regardless of their educational level, by the way, tee hee, which is discuss the idea or a fact, and not personality.

5'3-6'1 max
It depends on the height idk
Skinny or mid size
17-25
White or any race but white skin color
Any
Any
Any but out going
Udc but I'm into collecting so that's cool
He has to have a degree of some sort
Idc
Idc
I like dudes with long hair and like big bones and sense of style

You can double and triple down all you want. My personality doesn't change the world, the reality, the facts, the truth, whatever one might call it.
My personality doesn't change the things that are and matter. Because I don't matter. You're trying too hard to shoot the messenger.

How long was the diagnostic process? Are your parents supportive?
Whats your special interest?

muh intelligence

You won't even separate an idea from a person or a character. You're an average midwit at best.

b-but ideal!

you choose by ideal, not "realistic", everyone does, both men and women, at least when it comes to life term relationships
and the ones that don't go after ideal, they break up, divorce or cheat
you're not meant to put up with your loved one, because as the term implies, you are meant to love them

this is why your "just a theory" thread is so full of shit, because it's not a theory, it's what you actively want and demand so you won't wake up every day feeling doubt about the person you're with
you're free to have any requirements, but don't use "ideal" as a shield when you're self aware enough to know your ideal is in fact "must-have"

what if he doesn't eat pussy at all, hm? the way you worded it, it sounds more like you absolutely expect your partner to eat you out frequently AND to like it
are you sure you're going to settle down with him? are you sure you won't cheat on him when some other guy really wants to eat your pussy? you might tell us you won't cheat and you will settle, maybe because you're naive, or maybe because you want to own me, but the reality is that you will cheat because you love your kink

My boyfriend without any girl friends

Height

180 cm

Weight

60 - 65

Body type

lean, narrow hips, wide shoulders

Age range

20 - 25

Race/Ethnicity

asian

Eye color

brown

Hair color

black

Personality

a nice person with soul

Hobbies

don't care

Education level

don't care

Ideal job

don't care

Income

enough

Penis size

15+ cm

Anything extra you want to add

no porn

>Height

180 cm

>Weight

60 - 65

>Body type

lean, narrow hips, wide shoulders

Found your bf

Height

1.75 (5'7) but honestly anything above 1.65 would be fine with me lol I'm short

Weight

Whatever

Body type

As long as he's in a somewhat healthy weight, whatever is fine

Age range

24 to 27

Race/Ethnicity

oh yea this is the race obsessed website. Pretty guys come in all colors and shapes I think

Eye color

Brown, maybe green, blue would be a turn-off

Hair color

long black hair

Personality

Nice, opinionated but not retarded about it (as in. He has his own opinions and is well-read but his ego shouldn't depend on his political opinions or something like that). Introvert.

Hobbies

Reading, manga, anime, retro games, music.

Education level

College or an equivalent like professional training

Ideal job

idk I used to be really into a guy with a blue collar job so I don't think it's that important (other than I was constantly worried about him getting hurt). Probably engineering in something like electricity or chem. Maybe a researcher. Realistically is whatever really, but I think I don't have much in common with a business major or someone in med school, for some reason lol

Income

Whatever is enough for sustaining his lifestyle and saving ig. That's a high enough standard considering the state of the world I think

Penis size

Was this thread made by a man?

Anything extra you want to add

He needs to be in love with me ofc :^] and love cats

None because men are unattractive as fuck

This is literally ME in every way you want. Except my eyes ): I hate myself too its okay

Every post in this thread is incorrect because none of them describe me. CANON

Height

5'8 to 6'3

Body type

NBD, but preferably a little chubby while maintaining strength. Not skinny

Age range

28 to 33

Race/Ethnicity

White, Irish, Ashkenazi Jewish

Eye color

Blue or brown

Hair color

Dark brown

Personality

Introverted, talkative, attentive, charismatic, good sense of humour (most important), intelligent, good conversationalist, assertive but nothing too crazy, can easily change between being pretentious or easy going depending on whats needed, a good teacher, masculine, highly accepting and understanding, secure

Hobbies

Maybe a sport, maybe writing or film. No video games

Education level

I don't care as long as he's intelligent

Ideal job

I'm not sure, maybe something tech related or a blue collar job

Income

N/A

Penis size

Idk, like, 5 inches? Just preferably not deformed in any way lol

Anything extra you want to add

American accent, juvenile or weaselly voice, loyal, body hair, adhd, past life struggles and emotional baggage he already overcome, self aware

No video games

we were so close!

Ok what games... compromise is important

White, Irish, Ashkenazi Jewish

Are you asking for one of these only, or is it okay if I am half Irish and half Ashkenazi? I tick all the rest of the boxes.

One is good and a mixture is even better

That's m-

not blue collar

Why?

Oh yeah NEET or unemployed is also ok but I felt embarrassed to say that at first

desu if someone is of the mindset "movies good, games bad" they're probably not worth your time anyways

How come? I feel like (generalising) when guys spend too much time playing games it impacts them negatively and makes their personality worse but I haven't noticed that with movies. Some games are worse than others though, and I sometimes play games myself...

I have all of this, but Im over 30 and have an even bigger dick.
Still cant find a gf

so
playing video games is bad because a small minority of people play them too much
but staring passively at a video while your brain rots away is fine

that's why you're not worth anyone's time

I meant people ive met personally who play games a lot, and it doesnt seem to be a small percentage
also who said it has to be passive?

also who said it has to be passive?

it's a movie. it's inherently passive. you don't interact with it. you just stare at it. in a video game you send inputs to the program and it reacts to them and this changes its state. it's interactive. a movie is not. you watch it and your brain rots

It's nice to see that there's someone else that appreciates my genetic lineage.

You should be more open minded towards movies

yes its very attractive and soulful

i have only described them as they are

I like you can i have your contact

Height

170 cm ish more is better

Weight

Idk

Body type

A little chubby or skinny

Age range

Up to 40

Race/Ethnicity

Scandinavian or any flavor of germanic but not a brit or Chinese/japanese
Partial to other west european

Eye color

Idc

Hair color

Idc

Personality

Very very chill and wise. Inquisitive but also respectful. Deeply cares about family and people dear to him.

Hobbies

Computers or crafts

Education level

Idc

Ideal job

Idc something that makes him happy and fulfilled

Income

Idc

Penis size

If he plans to be my husband his penis size is ideal otherwise it's not

Anything extra you want to add

A little edgy but a goofy and soft man at heart, cares a lot about the quality of his work, is either lefty or liberal
Waits until marriage for sex
Also I will not marry a man who uses windows he's either a Mac or Linux user

I have hidden it in this painting.

stop fucking with me goodnight

As an Asian man reading this its so over for me.

You act like south asian men don't come with all the cultural baggage, insecurity, and smaller dicks. Plus they usually smell bad and have odd religious and caste shit.

you cannot win when youre up against a jewish american man

Height

5'9+ literally just don't be shorter than me.

Weight

250 lbs+

Body type

Fat. Ideally the kind of fat that's also strong but all the muscles are hidden by layers of chub. But really I just want him to be fat, as long as he can still walk. I draw the line once he needs a scooter to get around walmart.

Age range

30-35. Could maybe go up to 40 tho.

Race/Ethnicity

White, but doesn't really matter.

Eye color

Don't care.

Hair color

Brown/black but don't really care.

Personality

Mature, dominant, a bit sadistic, a bit strict, reliable, can at least act kind and friendly in public.

Hobbies

Anime and video games since I like those too. Also unlikely, but I think it'd be nice if he was interested in women's makeup/fashion so he could use me as his personal doll and dress me up as he pleases.

Education level

Don't really care as long as he has a good job.

Ideal job

Something that's wfh so we can spend a lot of time together.

Income

Enough to support us + kids while letting me be a SAHM.

Penis size

I wanna know what it feels like to have a dick hit my cervix, so long enough to do that. Also ideally a bit girthy, I wanna be stretched out a bit.

Anything extra you want to add

Kinky, treats me as his personal sex slave, expects complete submission from me both in and outside of the bedroom. Wants kids, has a pretty strong breeding/pregnancy kink and gets excited about knocking me up and making me carry his children. Also ideally has stubble for facial hair, but never shaves anything below the neck.

175+

Translation, 190 cm

preferably healthy but i don't mind kinda fat.

18% bodyfat

Taller than 5 11

Translation, 6 foot 1

I like a dad bod

Translation, I like men who look like Jason Mamoa. Fit guys on holiday.

but with a bf percentage between 15-25 percent

Translation, I lied or exaggerated to make men feel better. What I really meant was 15% body fat tops.

I think race preferences are weird but I want my kids to have the best chance at life so maybe not black

Definitely not black. I want white men.

I dont love blonde men but this also doesnt really matter

Translation, I hate blond men.

5ft8 and above

Translation, 6 foot I a must but I don't want to hurt manlet feelings lol

less than 200 lbs

Meaning ripped.

doesnt matter

What the femoid said was i lied. I prefer blue eyes.

height doesn't matter as long as he is taller than me

Translation, height doesn't matter, as long as he is a head taller than me.

5'3-6'1 max

6,1 minimum.

Skinny or mid size

Fit or muscular.

White or any race but white skin color

Just white. No other race.

180 cm

Translation, 180cm+

Eye color brown

Sorry mistyped. Meant blue.

1.75 (5'7) but honestly anything above 1.65

Translation=Add 10 cm meaning 6'1. Sorry if you moids don't know math.

weight, Whatever

NEVER FAT NEVER FAT (over 15% bodyfat)

Pretty guys come in all colors and shapes I think

Translation=I prefer Chad, I prefer Chad Rodriguez, I prefer Tyreone. Chad comes in all shapes and sizes.

Brown, maybe green, blue would be a turn-off

Definitely not brown, maybe green. Blue would be a turn on.

5'8 to 6'3

6'3+

preferably a little chubby while maintaining strength.

Meaning fit dudes who aren't completely shredded (not chubby)

eye color, Blue or brown

Just blue.

Penis size, Idk, like, 5 inches? Just preferably not deformed in any way lol

Add two inches subtract one inch, give or take. Definitely not uncircumcised.

ya definitely not uncircumcised

170 cm ish more is better

Translation=more is always better. Much more. In fact add 10 cm to 170 cm

A little chubby or skinny

Translation=15-20% body fat

eye color

Idc

Translation=idc, as long as it's not brown.

5'9+ literally just don't be shorter than me

Translation=6 foot+. Just don't be shorter than me in heels.

250 lbs+

No translation needed. Everyone can interpret that as a lie.

Fat. Ideally the kind of fat that's also strong but all the muscles are hidden by layers of chub. But really I just want him to be fat, as long as he can still walk. I draw the line once he needs a scooter to get

Once again. No translation needed.

White, but doesn't really matter

Translation=white, it definitely matters.

eye color

Don't care.

Translation=I lied. Blue eyes only.

You sound cute, disc?

Just don't be shorter than me in heels.

I don't wear heels. They hurt.

No translation needed.

I'm a fatty. I want to be with another fatty. I don't want a man who's smaller than me in either height or width, and I don't want to be with someone who will guilt me about my size.

Translation=white, it definitely matters.

I'm mixed, I'm race mixing regardless. Race isn't a deal breaker.

Translation=I lied. Blue eyes only.

Blue eyes are overrated but who tf cares about eye colour it's such a small, insignificant part of a person. You barely even notice it unless you stare at them.

What do men get out of calling women liars?

they bump their threads lmao

I'm a fatty. I want to be with another fatty

Fat men are gross though. Fat women are not.

Most people hate fatties regardless of gender, but also I'm into so much gross shit so a gross guy fits perfectly. Most importantly though, I don't want to be visibly larger than my man. That'd be so humiliating.

It was a test, and you failed. It is clearly not meant to be.

obesity as defined by BMI isn't cause it's not healthy but under that chubby men are cute and like the other Nona I'm also chubby so I want someone like me

this whole thread

Wew, I knew its bad out there but goddamn.

It's projection, they all want Stacy only but are liars so they project on us.
Please don't hate yourself over an ideal thread, you sound cute
How come you didn't date a lot when younger? It's literally the perfect boyfriend. But you are on Anon Babble so I am inclined to believe

Most people hate fatties regardless of gender

Kind of makes sense though. Especially for fat men because fat men are very often unattractive.

but also I'm into so much gross shit so a gross guy fits perfectly.

I'm glad you admit that fat guys are gross.

I'm also chubby so I want someone like me

So you want fat guys out of insecurity?

Kind of makes sense though.

Yeah, so I simply don't want to bother with thin or Anon Babble people who probably secretly resent me for my size

I'm glad you admit that fat guys are gross.

Plenty of fat guys are cuties imo. But even if I were to end up with the kind of fatty that's gross, I'd still be into it.

Mostly that I don't want a man who'll constantly shame me for my weight. I'm overweight and I'm trying my best to get into healthy weight level, but the idea that a man will tell me that he isn't attracted to me because of my weight is deeply triggering to me so I expect a man like that to understand struggling with your weight. Fat guys are more homely and working class and that's what I want in a man, I want a husband not a fuck boy bf.

Yeah, so I simply don't want to bother with thin or Anon Babble people who probably secretly resent me for my size

"I only "prefer" fat guys because fit guys might make me insecure"
Wait until you find out about fit guys who love fat women. You'll ditch your gross pig fetish immediately.

only

lol no. I also find skinny and fit guy's to be gross. The way you can see their bones/muscles is disgusting, it looks like a science class anatomy model. Also I want to experience a fat guy resting his entire body weight on me, or having his belly rest on my head while I blow him. And I have other, grosser kinks that work better with fatties too. Feeling like they won't judge me is only an added bonus.
Why do you hate fat men anyways? Unless you're gay, you're not trying to date them. And most people aren't into fatties so it's not like they're competition for you. So why are you so pissed that like two anons on the internet are into fat guys?

Mostly that I don't want a man who'll constantly shame me for my weight

So there is no physical aspect to it? You are just insecure? I feel bad for your future "homely husband"

but the idea that a man will tell me that he isn't attracted to me because of my weight is deeply triggering to me so I expect a man like that to understand struggling with your weight

Once again. There are no physical aspects to your attraction towards fat guys. It's just your insecurities clouding your mind.
Inb4

oh but there is a physical aspect

No there isn't. No one's gonna fall for that now. You like fat guys because fit guys might make you insecure.

I want a husband not a fuck boy bf.

You have a very warped view of how relationships works. In other less settle for less because more is worse somehow.

lol no. I also find skinny and fit guy's to be gross

The cope has reached astronomical levels.

I'm sorry I don't like men who look like picrel

The cope is to strong.

Ok, whatever helps you sleep at night. Why are you so pissed by the idea that one random person online prefers fat men, anyways? How does it affect you in any way, shape, or form?

But I told you that feeling empathy and compassion in weight related issues as well as the whole aura of committing to building your work and your family is a point of attraction for me. The physical traits associated with them is also physically attractive for me. You seem to be unable to grasp that specific type of attraction, when one is attractive by the way of manifesting character traits one finds desirable because attraction is all physical and never contextual for men. You are able to find a pair of tits divorced from the context attractive, I am not able to find a cock on its own hot. I explicitly have to imagine it on my future committed loving husband for it to be hot. Don't project your inability to understand why different people find different things hot onto me.

Ok, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Passive aggressive. I'm just calling your lie bull.

Why are you so pissed by the idea that one random person online prefers fat men, anyways?

Do you have autism and struggle to read social cues?

But I told you that feeling empathy and compassion in weight related issues as well as the whole aura of committing to building your work and your family is a point of attraction for me

Yes and I told you that there were no physical aspects to it. Also how is this specific to lards? There are fat women in relationships with fit men who are doing just fine.

The physical traits associated with them is also physically attractive for me.

Yet you can't mention them. How strange. All you mentioned was that you were insecure and afraid that fit guys would judge you for your weight.

You seem to be unable to grasp that specific type of attraction,

No I'm unable to grasp your kind of attraction. You can't seem to grasp that you only like fat guys out of insecurity. You admit it but for some reason you don't want to face it. Unresolved issues right there.

because attraction is all physical and never contextual for men

Sounds like femcel talking points. Of course men don't just care about the physical lol.

Don't project your inability to understand why different people find different things hot onto me.

Don't project your retardation on me anymore.

I'm just calling your lie bull.

Except I'm not lying, but you think women are a hivemind and are incapable of having different preferences, so you won't believe it no matter what I say.

Do you have autism and struggle to read social cues?

Most likely desu.

lowkey what can I actually do to improve my chances as a north Indian guy

i kinda look like the guy in the pic except with medium length hair and no facial hair

5'11"

not racist

not casteist or whatever

not religious (but it's interesting)

don't live in India

take showers everyday

hoping to get into a good university

play soccerball (only for fun)

fatherless like my father

i don't hate women

i can even wear deodorant if you ask nicely

was it over for me before it began? Or do I have a chance at happiness

Except I'm not lying

YAWN

but you think women are a hivemind and are incapable of having different preferences

I think that women are incapable of a lot of things but having different preferences is not one of them. Of course some women "prefer" non chads but it's all due to insecurities. The other foid was kind enough to admit it but I'm still trying to bait you into doing it.

so you won't believe it no matter what I say.

If you told me that you only go for fat guys because you are fat yourself I would believe it but you'd rather do mental gymnastics.

Linux users are whiny little annoying pipsqueak nerds though.

Source: I use Linux.

Filtered by every single post

I'm sorry for being short

You're unable to actually read, but I'll say it again. People struggle to maintain the perfect model body for very many reasons, no one's perfect, everyone's either conscious or unconsciously insecure because of them. My point was never the fact that people are imperfect and therefore must be in a constant state of suffering according to you, but that we're all rotting flesh with limited time on earth we can choose to dedicate to limited resources. And that one chooses to have compassion because the struggle is familiar and that he puts his time and effort into taking care of his work and family that logically results in an overweight body is the trait I find hot. But you choose to see insecurity because that's how men are internally, men refuse to even acknowledge the existence of women who aren't perfect in every aspect and feed subconscious guilt over it. That's why they project shit like hypergamy into attractive women because you continue to ignore average women's existence and take it out on attractive women chasing attractive people. This is all (You) projecting, twisting people words and throwing a temper tantrum. Women are attracted to plenty of unconventionally attractive men and that's no secret, you're just mad the specific kind of women you like (Stacy) aren't attracted to your average ass.

The other foid was kind enough to admit it but I'm still trying to bait you into doing it.

Cool, good luck with that because I genuinely like fat dudes. Even if I suddenly became a thin stacey, I'd still go for fatties.

wha
anon i use linux and i'm a ball of lard despite being 5'11, i don't think i classify into the "pipsqueak" category, kek

Sure in distro hopper phase, but when you have to get actual work done on your machine I expect a little bit more maturity

You're unable to actually read

No sadly I have read everything.

People struggle to maintain the perfect model body for very many reasons

That's not the point of my comment. I understand that people have weight issues. If you read my comment you would understand that I take issue to you denying the fact that you only like fat men due to insecurities. Your original statement was basically "I'm afraid of being judged" There was not an iota of "I like fat men because insert x physical aspect"

My point was never the fact that people are imperfect and therefore must be in a constant state of suffering according to you

You are drifting off topic.

And that one chooses to have compassion because the struggle is familiar and that he puts his time and effort into taking care of his work and family that logically results in an overweight body

Still no physical aspects to it. Just admit that you settle for what you can get already.

But you choose to see insecurity

But that's what you told me. You said that you were afraid that fit men would not be able to relate to you and may shame you for your weight. That's insecurity.

men refuse to even acknowledge the existence of women who aren't perfect in every aspect

It's adorable that you think that. I can promise you that there's someone out there for you. Who will love you for you.

That's why they project shit like hypergamy into attractive women because you continue to ignore average women's existence

I don't. I think that women are hot and I don't like my type due to insecurities like you and no she is not thin or stacy.

Women are attracted to plenty of unconventionally attractive men

I have never denied this. I'm saying that women like these men because they have insecurities.
you're just mad the specific kind of women you like (Stacy) aren't attracted to your average ass.
I don't want Stacy. I'm not PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED to her.

Cool, good luck with that because I genuinely like fat dudes.

Rare I guess. That's not really a thing but I believe you.

You don't distinguish between having had bad experience or pain in relation to some issue, and not resolving it so that those emotions turn into insecurities. I don't give a fuck what a man thinks about my body, I am not the least bit insecure about that. Doesn't mean I don't understand what struggling with your body weight means. But for you just the state of being imperfect will cause one to have unresolved emotions and suffer from insecurities, which is again projection. So many layers to what you don't understand about attraction and emotional experiences, and yet the one with warped understand of relationships is me.

This is obviously a man baiting
If you fall for this, you're really low IQ

my bf and i wouldnt change a thing instead maybe he would actually put out

"Proceeds to ignore my entire comment"

Women can't help themselves.

I don't give a fuck what a man thinks about my body

That's not what you told me 20 minutes ago.

But for you just the state of being imperfect will cause one to have unresolved emotions and suffer from insecurities, which is again projection.

Femoids are so cute when they do mental gymnastics. No YOU told me that you had insecurities. Women are known for having insecurities.

So many layers to what you don't understand about attraction and emotional experiences,

Physical attraction is important and there is none in your case towards for fat men. All you mentioned was that you were insecure and that you think that fat men look working class. I'm just going off on what you have told me.

and yet the one with warped understand of relationships is me

Yes silly little femoid.

No I said not being able to understand how one struggles with his or her weight is a turn off for me, not that I have unresolved emotion I'm afraid "a fit man" will turn into insecurities. I do not have an eating disorder anymore nor do I care about a man's opinion about my weight. What's cute is this level of confidence pair with this poor of a reading comprehension.

this entire thread

I can just forget about having a gf/wife and children. There is only eternal solitude for me. Wizardhood is on the horizon, i'm so close

I am not a man, and it's not bait
Actually I am surprised the nonas have low standards even in a fictional and ideal scenario

No I said not being able to understand how one struggles with his or her weight is a turn off for me,

That's not what you said but I'm too tired to go back and read your comments again. The fact is that you don't find fat guys physically attractive and only want them due to other mire inferior reasons. That's what I'm trying to point out.

I do not have an eating disorder

Congrats on beating it. Hope you are in a much better place now.

What's cute is this level of confidence pair with this poor of a reading comprehension.

To be honest I'm tired and it's late where I'm from kek. Your comment about men only caring about the physical is wrong though.

nevermind i am literally invisible it would've been more comforting if someone told me to jump off a bridge

If that isn't bait then you have the most stereotypical taste in men. It's like as if an incel wrote it out. You're a meme

umm he has to be ATLEAST 6 foot and ATLEAST make 6 figures and ummmmm ummm ummm he must be very attractive and ummm

lmfao
Yeah nah this is bait. You are really bad at this

Do women have to prefer ugly men who works at best buys?

I can just forget about having a gf/wife and children.

How short are you?

North Indian

Why do you fags always say shit like this. Youre a pajeet. No one outside of your cultures sees or cares about your retarded caste or whatever. Youre a jeet. Thats all we see. If you dropped the

im lighter than the other jeet, saar

And acted like a normal person youd get some jeetas on your dick. Also stop trying to date outside your race unless youre so rich your jeetness can be ignored. Act like someordinarygamer or something.

Just because I want a hot guy doesn't mean the other nonas want
Again, it's an ideal thread.
Oh no, I want a hot guy in an ideal bf thread, what a crime

That is so gross. Id rather hear you have a weird thing for horse dicks or something.

5'4"
Yeah what ever. I don't care anymore

Just because I want a hot guy doesn't mean the other nonas want

You are probably physically attractive though and not insecure. I think that women who don't prefer hot men are usually just insecure.

I meet suprsingly a lot of the "ideal standards" of many of the females here. I know it is mostly bs and as long as the guy is hot and NT they will go with him, it is always like this. He can be some deadbeat drug dealer and it would be "charming, cute, he just needs a bit help theheh". Ideal standards for women = minimum standards. They all wait for prince charming.

It's probably your personality. My ex was 5 foot 5 lmfao.

That's hilariously tiny.

I can just forget about having a gf/wife and children.

Why?

How come you didn't date a lot when younger?

Not him, but I also match everything and am 30. I focused on getting that 6 figure job and was too ashamed to bring girls home because my mom was a hoarder. Dating in your mid 20s was impossible due to the lack of experience.

It's not. Everyone likes me. They are nice to me
It's the fact that i'm a diagnosed autist. Coupled with being a manlet. I think people see me as socially advanced as a child, so they don't want to be friends with me or be with me. Being short drastically reduces my chances along with that

I'm supposed to be alone I think. That's the way it is for some people. I'll never be someone that any woman wants and I can't ever be

women talk for ages about how "women aren't a monolith, we have varied preferences" and then immediately all describe the exact same man in these threads

my ex

Used up whore

Curious, isn't it. And then they have the gall to say Zero self awareness

Is it actually? Don't shitpost

There were at least two nonas who posted about wanting fat guys, one who likes older ones, etc, but sure, it's a monolith
I often question the literacy levels of the average anon

Okay but how am I supposed to know which fembot to hit up if they don't include the size of their boobs?

Both of whom lied.

That's the easy part, nobody wants a boob autist so you shouldn't bother harassing anyone.

crazy how you extrapolated that from a direction
and yeah i'll probably stick to my own race for now, have had better luck.

That's the easy part

How is it easy?

I genuinely laughed so hard xD but Nono my man. Someone being 6'1 is getting into scary territory so I think taller noonas can have them. And look up brown eyes under the sun and tell me that isn't the warmest look I could pick :]. If you take all your energy and vitriol and distilled it into reconciliation with the other genre you might find happiness and a beautiful romantic partner. Ask yourself, what are you protecting in yourself by convincing yourself all women are a monolith, and evil and superficial like this? Does it say more about you, or them? What does it say about your own circumstances?

Question: How am I supposed to know which fembot to harass?

Answer: None.

Easy peasy.

How are you so sure? Are you inside of their minds or something. Nvm, it is projection from the male sex
Personally I think their standards are low kek but the heart wants what the hearts and, I guess and that shows we are a monolith

harass

What?

Do you get a positive response when you "hit up" women based on breast size?

Omg, this is me. Like everything. ASL? Or contact?

I have never hit up a woman.

The no tradies part is a bit crazy. I get that 80% are dumb extroverts or whatever, but that other 20% are your best bet for finding a high quality guy who won't cheat on you

Slow your scheduler, what's your DE?

And look up brown eyes under the sun and tell me that isn't the warmest look I could pick :].

It's just very rare for women to prefer brown eyes.

If you take all your energy and vitriol and distilled it into reconciliation with the other genre

And what is the other genre?

Ask yourself, what are you protecting in yourself by convincing yourself all women are a monolith

Well aren't you a monolith? Am I wrong somehow.

and evil and superficial like this?

Evil no. Superficial yes. Women like attractive men

What does it say about your own circumstances?

Doesn't matter.

How are you so sure?

There were a bunch of logical inconsistencies in their comments.

Nvm, it is projection from the male sex

You just disregard it so easily like my opinion doesn't even matter.

Personally I think their standards are low kek

I think that there's something wrong with them.

Logical inconsistencies

Explain

You disregard it so easily

Kek and you did disregard them, we are even

Scheduler is slowed. What does DE stand for? My Linux distro?

Explain

You can just read their comments femanon.

Kek and you did disregard them, we are even

That's not the same lol

What does DE stand for? My Linux distro?

It's over.

>Height

1.75 (5'7) but honestly anything above 1.65 would be fine with me lol I'm short

5'7, requirement met

>Weight

Whatever

ez, achieved

>Body type

As long as he's in a somewhat healthy weight, whatever is fine

requirement satisfied

>Age range

24 to 27

25, CHECK

>Race/Ethnicity

oh yea this is the race obsessed website. Pretty guys come in all colors and shapes I think

white, PASSED

>Eye color

Brown, maybe green, blue would be a turn-off

Green, conditionally accepted

>Hair color

long black hair

black, medium length, on track to be acceptable

>Personality

Nice, opinionated but not retarded about it (as in. He has his own opinions and is well-read but his ego shouldn't depend on his political opinions or something like that). Introvert.

Opinionated Introvert requirement met

>Hobbies

Reading, manga, anime, retro games, music.

anime, retro games, conditional passing

>Education level

College or an equivalent like professional training

Masters, requirement shattered

>Ideal job

idk I used to be really into a guy with a blue collar job so I don't think it's that important (other than I was constantly worried about him getting hurt). Probably engineering in something like electricity or chem. Maybe a researcher. Realistically is whatever really, but I think I don't have much in common with a business major or someone in med school, for some reason lol

Research engineer, requirement bullseyed

>Income

Whatever is enough for sustaining his lifestyle and saving ig. That's a high enough standard considering the state of the world I think

Requirement met

>Penis size

Was this thread made by a man?

My guess it was. requirement ready to be satisfied ;)

>Anything extra you want to add

He needs to be in love with me ofc :^] and love cats

Cats successfully loved. Can't say for (You).
Anons and Anonettes I am happy to announce that I, yes me, have near meet someone's ideal for the very first time! WAGMI, Just Bee Yourselves everyone!

i don't mean to burst your bubble but this is literally everyone anon

Sorry, my mind hyperfocused on the Germanic part of your post and couldn't think of anything besides DE standing for Deutschland. It's also 4 AM so cute me some slack lol. Picrel is my Desktop Environment.

nice try fat hands

Let me have my moment nigger.

you should keep your standard high, no fucking way a guy like you actually offers himself for a cheap Anon Babble female who does not even have any special features.

I literally remember guys like you in the early 2010s or even early 2000s were very desired and now you're just throwing yourself that cheap :/, it's kinda sad how this dating scene gives advantage to 5-4/10 women but whatever dude

Sorry I meant gender. I'm ESL xd
Also that last question you said doesn't matter is the mort important one, maybe. You have to realize 1.) you probably became like this as a defense mechanism after being hurt and 2.) Moving on from the hurt is allowing yourself to see women as complete humans, which is getting closer to recognizing humanity in others, a thing you seem to lack a little. Again, it's about time you forgive others and allow yourself to be happy >:D Sadly you're right in the sense that humans are a very visual creature. But we also have the capacity to love someone with not so great looks because we are also an intelligent creature. Nature is not destiny, don't be deterministic, that's for the shallow minded :] and we'll. If that's all you think about women then maybe it's because you're only capable of engaging in a shallow way yourself (u.u)

Ideal bf

My boyfriend. Next.

>Height

5'8"+

>Weight

Don't really care so long as not too fat or too scrawny, skinnyfat or a little chubby can be cute

>Body type

I prefer generic male triangle bodytype I guess and dadbods

>Age range

26-50 I guess

>Race/Ethnicity

I prefer white guys but not exclusively. Light skin is preferable for me.

>Eye color

I like light eyes especially unique ones so maybe something uniquely pretty like a hazel of some sort

>Hair color

I like dark blondes but I think all hair colors can be really pretty

>Personality

I like guys who are observant, and who have a very mild mean streak where they can poke fun at things I do because for some godforsaken reason I feel most seen and validated when men make known how horrible socially awkward I am and that turns me on.

>Hobbies

Preferably something creative I can connect with him with but also other things he can do alone or with friends is ideal

>Education level

More is ideal I suppose, I like people who share things they learn with me, but high school diploma at least

>Ideal job

As long as its not corrupt or morally dodgy, and it provides him enough to take care of himself or possibly both of us and he is fulfilled that is enough for me.

>Income

>Penis size

4 inches and up is fine. Gigantic horse cocks are cool and all but ultimately they serve to stimulate visually and viscerally that which is not present irl
A chode in the hand is worth two bwcs in the bush or whatever makes sense to you little freaks

>Anything extra you want to add

Sorry you had to read all that

now you're just throwing yourself that cheap :/

I wouldn't say I'm throwing myself at her. I don't intend on interacting beyond my shitpost as I don't want to edate or an ldr. It was a nice ego boost, it made my week, that's all. And as the other anon pointed out, it wasn't that difficult to meet those requirements anyways.

Aw, that's cute, I wish happiness for you and your bf

yeah but it's kinda shit woman think they're qualified to have a person beyond their status

Omfg it says IDEAL not standards

They don't know how to read, it seems

Since you wasted your time writing lies, what do you think of thread pic?

Well we don't know anything about miss anonie. She might be really smart and cute.
And the reality is I am no prize anon. I'm an autistic recluse with horrible social anxiety. I don't really deserve any gf, inpendent of their status. I wouldn't know the first thing about how to function in a relationship and it probably wouldn't work out well for either parties.

Woa cool!! I'm on track on becoming a research engineer too =D. And in my experience a lot of nerdy girls in academia/engineering share the same ideals as me. Good luck out there, I would be surprised if you aren't already someones crush :p

Sorry I meant gender. I'm ESL xd

I see. I'm also esl. Where are you from?

Moving on from the hurt is allowing yourself to see women as complete humans, which is getting closer to recognizing humanity in others

I see women as complete humans already.

Again, it's about time you forgive others and allow yourself to be happy >:D

Fair, but it's hard to be happy when you are unloved. I feel content at times but happy is a stretch. I guess the want for love will dissappear with age. It's not important.

But we also have the capacity to love someone with not so great looks because we are also an intelligent creature.

Makes sense but that's not relevant to me because I can't be loved due to various reasons and not just my looks. For one I'm incompatible with most women. Some of it is my fault. I could be better but on the other hand do I deserve a relationship?

and we'll. If that's all you think about women then maybe it's because you're only capable of engaging in a shallow way yourself (u.u)

You mean thinking that women are shallow? Yes it says something about me. I'm probably shallow as well.

I'm on track on becoming a research engineer too

Good luck and study hard.

I would be surprised if you aren't already someones crush

Oh I doubt it. There aren't many women in my field at all. The only person I know who had a crush on me was a gay man, LOL.

Height

5'8 ft to 6'0 ft

Weight

70 kg to 80 kg

Body type

The type that has broad shoulders and nice legs

Age range

26 - 32

Race/Ethnicity

Asian, White

Eye color

Anything but blue

Hair color

Anything but blonde

Personality

Autistic fucker

Hobbies

Autistic-level hobbies

Education level

Has at least an associates degree

Ideal job

STEM that has a work from home set-up

Income

At least $55,000

1080

i7 7k

lol, computelet. stop being poor and buy yourself some hardware, you troon.
you're an infinity indian. chances are, most likely, your family was imported to be the cheap workforce, that doesn't challenge the status quo and doesn't question the money man.
So this exactly what an intelligent person sees, when they look at you: work unit. Not a date.
A lot of people feel resentment towards money man, but not personally towards you. Because they know the money man ignores the individual and just wants a number. Money man doesn't care what unit does the work, it's all numbers. You're just in the crossfire, because everybody knows, that you're to replace the current workforce. It's more or less like feelings people have towards an AI too, except in a civilized country you're sort of an sovereign individual and to be treated as such as the fundamental law dictates. While people can badmouth the "AI" and shit on automation all the want. But the goal and the end are the same, AI and an immigrant both replace working people.
that's what good men of value are. strong enough to live in truth and sort shit out. Females have a hard time to relate, because they rely heavily on manipulation and lies in everyday life as survival tactics.
If one doesn't value Honesty as a virtue, one pretty doesn't value the civilization that men have built up. And it's super hard to live as an honest person in the world of superficial lies.

buy yourself some hardware

For what? Every triple A game being made is made for low budget rigs. Like 90% of Steam users own a 3060.

too shallow. it's you who don't understand what ideal means and how it works. yet you bitch about chad wanting stacy in the same breath you want a non existent 18 year old 8foot dominant wealthy as fuck gigachad with a foot long tongue and at least a 9inch schlong, who for some reason, and this is the fucked up part, chooses ONLY you and loves ONLY you and unconditionally for no reasons at all, because there is no reason involved.
You then go on to lose your virginity at 12 and ride miles of dick every year only to demand an INTELLIGENT STEM virgin, who doesn't watch porn and somehow believes and trust the obvious lie of you being an innocent virgin girl.
Your bullshit is so intellectually dishonest and intellectually offensive to a MAN...
TL;DR: You'll probably get a stupid druggie alcoholic manlet as a partner, perhaps brown, because Chad won't settle for you.

Linux

triple A gaming

the fuck are you on about, you homo? Bigger number = better person. Look at this thread and what females wrote as ideal for reference. kek.
Besides it's for software and more work oriented stuffs, not gaming. And don't even get me started on LLMs...

Foot long tongue???

There's always someone with a bigger number than you. Be content with what you have instead of comparing yourself against others, or else you'll never be happy. This applies to your computer as much as it applies to anything else in life.

Height

6'5, or a little bit shorter is okay I'm not picky

Weight

idk as long as he's not fat

Body type

same again

Age range

27-32

Race/Ethnicity

White

Eye color

Blue or green

Hair color

dark

Personality

Charming but caring, only cares about me, loving but distant

Hobbies

Anything but videogames lol

Education level

idk like a masters or something whatever is average

Ideal job

idk

Income

ideal income would be like a million but 200k is fine

Penis size

so that I can wrap 2 hands on it

Anything extra you want to add

I think what you incels don't understand, is it's negotiable, for example if you were only 6'2", you could make up for it by being having a really nice body, and making 400k instead of 200k

Yes. Why not? Don't act like females aren't even more degenerate than males are. The only reasons they don't demand all males hit their cervix with a tongue is because human tongue is usually much, much shorter and so it's physically impossible. But if you were able to to do that, no female would oppose trying it out.
this is true. but, why can't you understand a widespread joke? Compute is not about that at all. It's the hardware bloat and other bullshit that forces people to get better hardware to be more productive and efficient with their work... Why am I explaining obvious shite to people in STEM and with computas as hobby and everybody is a university grad anyway?
TL;DR: You need a powerful hardware setup to work with modern software, no way around it.

You made the height requirement a little too extreme, this is too obvious. Same with the income. Next time I'd recommend 6'3 and 300k to keep it more believable. Overall I like the bait attempt, 4/10.

Translation, 190 cm

no, i just want him to be taller than me (170cm)

18% bodyfat

by healthy i mean normal weight, i don't like gymbros

those type of jobs are too detrimental to one's health, he would most likely always be tired and i would be worried about him getting sick or hurt