/britfeel/

WE NEED TO GET SEAN OFF BENEFITS AND A JOB. LET'S MAKE GROUP EFFORT LADS

Glad that Glenn Greenwald is getting exposed as the sick fuck that he is.

*informs the apus alf causen has died*

With thr state of down south u need your copes and i wont begrudge that x

Forgot about the final
ah well

I like English ppl
Just stuff like the guy i knew whos cousin moved to the highlands n worked FROM HOME for a council in hampshire or some shit
Stuff like that makes me go oh dear n thats rrally beyond a joke n the attitude behind that as if england isnt big enough
But most are nice

Sorry, too drunk to reply.
The English are alright, it's the semi middle class and above that I do not like as they seem to try-hard to the max to appear as a class above you. Like, you're in my country, fuck off with your superiority complex and just have a good time lol

Final roll

They don't mean 'overwhelmed' as in the border patrols and navy couldn't scramble enough personnel and ships to repel/return them. They mean 'overwhelmed' as in the RNLI could barely keep up with the amount of free food, money, smartphones and indefinite hotel passes they could hand out to them after they personally picked up the migrants and brought them to our shores.

Definitely in a nuclear button pressing mood

Just been local for some more cans me. Fucking chaos in there everyone buying them vapes before the ban comes in.

black wife begging you for more money so she can fuck to Turkey for more arab dick is she?

There's a vape ban coming? for real?

if Arbroathy and Crona got together, they would be in a homosexual relationship.

mind-boggling.

The done-in-ometer is off the charts

why should over people be happy if im not?

bring back lockdowns

That was me btw who was in Aviemore

damn, that's crazy. let's talk about two hypothetical dudes kissing. just for lolz, lol

Disposable vapes are banned at midnight.

Scotland for the English
Scotland for the English
There's a country; you don't live there
But one day you would like to

Haven't sent her anything since January

Wish you were banned at midnight ya prick.

all the vapes i get now are technically re-chargeable ones but they still look like the old disposable ones, just have a little charger thing at the end

U like urban exploring
Nxt time you there Away n see santa claus land
Very high spiritual energy
I went here w/ my mam
Actually if u go gies a lift n we can break in together
Tx
thethreepennyguignol.com/2020/08/10/a-deep-dive-into-the-dismal-depths-of-santa-claus-land/

Yesh ive seen them. I guess thats the script going forward. Dnt like it but it is what it is.

Dr Who is a woman again.

Gonna start posting on blackpill club again I reckon

Why did santa claus land have a dinosaur ride?
Oh aye
I was in santa claus land. On my hollibags. It was mid 90s. Or late 90s.
I was too wee to understand the dinos
But I mind the hot air balloon x
Hope i can go back.to those days. N feel peaceful again

sounds like a community for my incel chud ass. Might be a honey pot though, so perhaps not

It's all so utterly pathetic. Desperate for anything to save the franchise they chuck out buckets of money to a bogged bint who hasn't been cute for over a decade to bank on the nostalgia factor, ignoring the fact that the people who watch the show now probably don't even know who she is. I mean fuck, I literally didn't even recognise her in that pic and had to google it and was like wait what the fuck that's billie?!

Please, PLEASE just let it die already.

Horrible toothache. Worst pain I've ever been in. And I don't have a dentist. Honestly feel like just pulling it out somehow

Lmfao atrocious

Absolutely pissed myself laughing as sean in that video from facebook. Looks like an absolute crashed out fucking mong.

Absolute gaylords

link? genuinely curious

Never thought Billie Piper was attractive. She's an acquired taste ain't she?

i'm just laughing that this is part-financed by Disney. some executive who just heard it's a 'lucrative intellectual property from Britain' has no fucking clue what's going on.

yeah even pop star Billie, then Doctor Who revival Billie, she's not UN-attractive, but she's like what some modelling industry would tell you is attractive. big lips, lots of eyeliner, isn't she hot?

Go to emergency, anon

I fancied her when she first came out
When am in primary skewl.
But now,,?
U must be avin a giraffe.
Thats a giraffe n a half.
Like that anon said
Didnt even recognise her. Not good

Just got comfy in bed and now the overwhelming urge to poo has hit me. Fucking hell, life is cruel

acquired taste means something you gradually enjoy the more you taste it, not something thats controversial

Gotten up me have i not

I have 'ave i not

Really fancy a carvery. Corrrr that would be so lush

Billie Piper? Turns out... little monkey fella.

34 year old man being told off for drinking

Fancy a full English. Corrr that would be lush

Went to the one in Stoke Trentham park yesterday. It was shit

Thought Ncuti was a good Doctor. It may not be for you but it is for me

Doctor Ngubu

kissing eva's soft lips

Ncuti was good in Sex Education. Really enjoyed that show

*casts a terrible curse on the one 250 lbs white nationalist with a black child and black wife who cucks him with arabs*
who am I kidding, your life was already cursed long before this post, but further curses upon you anyways

fkn annoyed at the state of the guitar market, its either shit 100 quid guitars, shit 300 quid guitars, shit 500 quid guitars and anything actually decent is pinged at above a thousand quid ffs. Just want some emg, seymor duncan or fishman pickups, a non shit stupid finish and a machined steel floyd rose 1000 series. Not asking for much.

He was fucking shit and he's a gay zesty black.man in everything he's in. Bloody immigrants coming here being our Dr. Who.

Calm down lad

Thought Ncuti was a good Doctor

NPC

Post your playing

his bank account stays empty so his black wife stays happy thanks to arab cock

openly gay camp actor

has to make any character he plays a flamboyant faguette

oui oui

I used to have a load of vocaroo stuff saved, never transferred them to my new pc, I'll have to re record some stuff me thinks, ive posted vocaroo on here a long time ago though.

Every modern Doctor has been flamboyant

youtube.com/watch?v=1veF_lrvij8
th veil that was draped over the early and mid 2000s was lush and I mean lush
why'd they unveil it?
2010s onwards was complete hell!

Yeah but not in an openly cock sucking way.

Doctor Who is for fudge packers and girls who self harm

Alexander Gordon Jahans LOVED Dr. Who. That's all you need to know really.

Certified weirdo show innit

Granny is in her mid 90s and could die any time. Uncomfy the thought of having to see all my cousins again.

Mad how the likes of Paramount+ don't even have all of the CSI franchise whenever they own it yet they expect us to pay for these services instead of pirating. If they actually put their entire CBS back catalogue (Rawhide, Walker Texas Ranger, Kojak, MASH) then maybe they'd get more subscribers. Cunts.

Need Marill squishmallow @_@

you tell em dvdmong I'm sure they'll add them just for you and other boomers

X files is on there i fink

holy shit why cant peoplr just let the thread get to 500 before new?

just completely illogical behavior

I know lad drives me mad.

English cunts need Scotland's natural resources to continue importing brownoids onto the island.

Posting a letter to 2004
Mammy its me in the future
EVerythings shite now n am so unhappy
Xxxx

That on Disney+ de lid. They are another bunch of cunts. Disney own the entire Fox back catalogue of classic films but have fuck all old stuff. They even used to have some but removed them even though they OWN them. It's all a fucking racket.

Starting to believe its intentional at this point. It happened under the tories, its still happening under labour, despite both governments saying we will smash the gangs kek. Labour arent smashing nothing, only their polling numbers to the ground.

gna put dis on me piczo page luv wut u fink? xxx

Eye am desmond hume >:)

If dubs, I'll post a picture from the summit of Snowdon tomorrow. If trips, I'll post a picture from the summit of Ben Nevis within 2 weeks.

In either case, the last 2 digits are the percentage chance I end up calling mountain rescue

It's Scotland's fault we have massive immigration

Ill gie u luv on bebo tomoz xx ran out xxx

had 2 giv me luv 2 me sister as she give me luv yesterday xoxo

Been BREEDING on Pokemon all day. That ditto was violating my gen1 pokemon but it had to be done. Managed to get 2 shinys from the shiny ditto thing you can do with gen 1. Bulbasaur and a tyrouge. Oh it lush.

Sean connery knew the score

How do you tell if you bred a shiny? If the colours are so low bit.

looks like Christmas has come early (after shagging a lass called Christmas)
corrrr, did a bit of shiny hunting on Sword and Shield and it drove me crazy
couldn't even stomach scarlet and violet because it ran like a shitty ps1 game lol

Did u hear aboot wit happen at skewl yday xx go on yahoo when u hang up xxx pm me x a cannae say my maws in the room xxxx

Canny be daeing wae aw this cerry on x

See u in 2007 x inverness x Ill be good this time xx

Garn be commotions tomorrow x

Drunk ppls outside

estrogen, lupron and tramadol
oh it wush and I mean wush x
youtube.com/watch?v=fJgOcXP7Tck

Very acceptable humidity tonight. Even Sailor Bear and Chinese Cat agree.

I liek when codeine kicks in just lay on the bed n stretch my legs like a cat

Just get an escort bro!

I don't think people understand how much hassle there is in getting one

To be fair shiny bulbasaur isnt that much of a difference from the regular one and the lighting is quite bad. It looks much better and sharper in person. Regular is on the top and shiny is at the bottom.
The way you can tell is the sparkling symbol next to its gender at the top right corner of the screen.
Its a million times easier on gen 2 games. If you have a shiny ditto the odds are 1/128 if you have a shiny ditto and another shiny Pokemon the odds are 1/64.

Get that necked my lad xxxxxxxx

Careful DVDlad we can see almost see your head and arms there.

nearly 100m views

fucking what how did this blow up so much?
it wush. ignore the government mongs pestering you to work 24/7. lifes for living, fuck the wagies.

My mam had these kinda soaps i fink its from the body shop
I mind as a wean finking they look edible/delicious

Neways back to cleaning n then strawbs

Remember them little balls or something that you would throw in the bath and it would unravel into a little towel

Driven almost 3,000 miles this week

It NOT right

I'm at an age where it's very embarrassing to be a virg but I'd never get a brass. It's not the real thing so why bother.

I remember those character soap on a rope things. Had a simpsons one.

but I'd never get a brass

Up to you, but the whole anti-brass thing is a psy-op. It's not good obviously, but less bad than watching porn.

It's not the real thing so why bother.

It satisfies a base need. You'd probably feel better after it

80 pound for a shag Corr. Not bad me liiiiid.

i would like to hold hands with a girl who is willingly in a relationship with me

I find intellectual conversations a turn on

ENTEI ran away!

fuck this mechanic, there was already a move for it, why have this nonsense?

dunno if they anticipated it or thought it would always be some super rare, random event: but everyone just does that trick with levelling and Repels.

they had the sprites so it would have been cooler if they actually appeared in the game world. could even have them walking about, don't some trainers do that? or was that later?

Shagging in missionary while talking about quantum computers and the benefits of AI. Oh yeah. Gets me all hot under the collar. Kek.

it's called sapiosexuality and it. is. valid!

Luckily im playing on Crystal and Suicune is a fixed encounter but usually I just the master ball against one. Cannot stand the roaming legendarys. Shite concept. I dont think anyone likes it.

prepare for did.li/Kkk6q

Corr even one for DVDlad here in northern island. 70 quid for 15 mins oh aye.

Corrr, did myself in big time I reckon. The forensics squad will be on it.

A common misconception is that escort expect and are happy to see incels. Nothing could be further from the truth. Whilst a few might reluctantly be willing to offer services to incel types, they hate it just like any other women and want chad clients

who dad

That arse looks like a rotten chicken carcass. I actually looked for a punt before in NI but not much struck me.

Aspie cuddles n tummy rubs x

this is discrimination. they have no right to refuse service. inceldom is a protected characteristic.

My 3 punts

March 2024

Spent a while selecting an escort. Not the best looking and a bit expensive but I was most confident that she was legit and would be ok with a first time punter. Couldn't stay hard with a condom so she just sucked me off in the end

May 2024

Same woman as before, but she wouldn't let me finish in her mouth and I just ended up wanking over her tits to finish off. Grim, she now has CIM as an extra

2025

The woman from the first 2 punts tours a lot and is rarely nearby, the time she was nearby she didn't respond to my message. Had to pick out a new escort. Found one I liked, she had a free video and was very very attractive in that vid, really put herself across well. Reviews on UKPunting were a bit mixed but the good ones made her seem enthusiastic. On the day itself she kept messing me about time wise. Eventually after 2 hours she said she was available and to head over then. Friendly enough when she answered the door and went into the bedroom. She asked what sort of thing I did with other escorts "Oh I don't do that, oh I don't do that"

Wouldn't do missionary, wouldn't even let me touch her tits, just sucked me off (with a condom) then rode me cowgirl. I paid for an hour but was over within 22 minutes

Apologies. I usually don't make sexual posts like that. I was out of order. Also on the computer now and I can use apostrophes. Oh aye

we just a walking ick in life x

Learning Latin upsets the Jews

we will have none of that filth on here lad
last warning

Stomach hurts, been playing this game since 2pm.

A lot of people think escorting is part of the 'nighttime economy'. Most are working 9-5 and literally none work past midnight

Mmy
Av hud enuff
A dnt like it here
Xx

Just wanna go to Inverness with Crossy, oh aye x

Few jars
Play pool
Find Nessie
Wew ayex

I'd sell a liver for like a bucket of these dear lord

Get pic related.

Eating sweets and playing pool with Crossy in Inverness. Maybe we nip down to Fort William and climb Ben Nevis x

if this is real, you need somebody to love.
if this is fiction, you need somebody to love.

There are people in this world having sex right now.

Its completely real. Very much doubt I'll ever have anyone to love.

acquiring eva6's liver.

going through b's post history, noting down all his sexual posts.

Worked 6 days this week. It NOT right

I never drunk that much alcohol anyways.

i did, so i'll be having your liver. cheers.

The reason I think Eva is AI is because she's never made an 'off script' post. Ber posting style is literally identical for every single post

We all need a break x

In Oban when i was wee i woke up in the car going up a hill n it was pure white snow n sky everywhere n i said "are we in heaven" n my mam found that funny. But those roads are kina scary. My stp dad has a camera on his car n hes played back a few near scrapes on motorways n stuff. Its a bit scary.

You ever been to any of the Islands

My stp dad is politically like your regular GB news daily mail type of guy but then hes also randomly quite intense about recycling n making sure everythings in the right bin n stuff like that. Dont know where that comes from.

am I your step dad?

BritNormie has never been to Oban. He almost did, but he didn't

Yeah that road to Oban is very remote. Nothing compares to the A83 though, that's something else

I meant A93

Nope i mean i think possibly we did when i was rly wee but but i dont remember it now if so so pretty much no,Yuo?

There was a lassie in my school that did quite a specific degree n then the only job she found graduating was in Orkney, sounds cozy i thought but kinda mad to suddenly move to from a city

Been to Orkey. Would love to go to Shetland, always have even before the TV Show, and Western Isles too. Maybe St Kilda one day but that's difficult to get to

When I was in Ballater I stayed in this joint
no45.co.uk

Why Shetland?Idk much about it. 200 quid a night is pretty fxing steep. Looks cracking though n like the air smells lush when u breathe it in nstead of choking

A true conservative who loves his country and doesn't want it filled with landfill.

Nvr seen the tv show. Looks pretty good. I was watching Broadchurch when i got COVID. For sum fxing reason. Amazon prime video used to have britbox, in the UK. So i had a free trial. Now theyve scrapped it, but u can get britbox if youre in america, but not here. Its kinda weird. I guess theres iplayer anyway. But aye i was watching Broadchurch another big show id never seen n i thought why not. N then had a scratchy throat that night n then, to be honest considering i did think covid is probably just a wee cold, honestly like 2 weeks of the worst sickness ive ever felt, but I liked that show that much that i binge watched that the whole time but it was quite a grim time period being really sick n having this grim murder show on all day, but i had to see what happened n who done it. But aye when i see Broadchurch now i just fink of covid.

Why does the gypsy woman have the skateboard ..n then the guy at the end was a nonce. I dnt fully remember what happened desu but it was good

My dear green place Xx

I should start punting and record them all the cumshots on my phone and burn to DVD and keep them on a shelf in chronological order. Corrrr.

Broadchurch is the most intentionally grim show I've ever watched. Just lingering shots of people crying.

Thats the codeine downed, gna have bed time strawbs n pit something on my telly. DVDLad reminded me ave got Paramount+ lol bc they stung me with the free trial. Ive paid like a month now. I watched no country 4 old men. Nd something else. If south park is on there, that would be kewl. But 7 quid or w/e is too steep. Theres too many of these subscriptions now. For sum reason I thought 007 was Paramount, which would be worth a sub for a month or 2, but its "MGM". I fink the films mustve came on Paramount channel or smth when we were wee. Idk. As a wean I saw that as quite a boring old ppl channel that i didnt want on. My wee pals parents had sky so. I could go over there n watch everything. Cartoon Network. Disney.Toonami. Wrestling. OH aye. XXXXxx but Paramount i mind finking ehhhhhhh no thank you. But aye....am ok w/ netflix mostly for monging out purposes, i will torrent if its something i really want but generally am just watching telly to veg out

Far north, extremely long days/nights depending on season. Also just very remote

Aye. Lol. See when the guy turned out to be a pure nonce though n then he started acting like a pure nonce. That creeped me out how he changed like that. Was a bit weird that ending tbf but aye.

For Crossy

youtube.com/watch?v=VB0aPWLUXxc

Fudge packer Glenn Greenwald

Corrr, loved that old Sky menu with Beehive Bedlam or whatever it was called.
My granny and granda always had Sky so it was a treat to get to their house and watch Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. Also taught myself how to use a PC in their gaff as they had a PC way before we did.
Aye James Bond is owned by Amazon/MGM now the cunts. Luckily have all of them on Blu-ray other than No Time to Die. Paramount Plus is the worst streaming service IMO. Shitty app and bad back catalogue plus they've started licensing their shows to other services now. Think Yellowstone is on Netflix and that was literally only what some people paid Paramount Plus for.

Been a while since I watched it and I remember enjoying it but fuck me you'd need 10 shots of anti depressants to get through it. Mad Olivia Colman is now an Oscar winner. Frumpy lass from Peep Show.
Would you live in Alaska? Apparently all sorts of vagrants and serial killers set up shop there.

thread dead on the weekend again
wonder why that is?

Thanx,,thats a fucking vibe.

Further schedule information is not available

Oh aye

Always dead at this time big man. The night guard keeps it alive.

jammer is upset about state of country again. I share the lad's frustration. It's all going to shit for low earners.

youtu.be/_F0tt2V_ZBg

i might get that ket delivered the morra. as in, today, didn't realise it was 2am. Sunday.

that's right: post on a Sunday. it the future.

i do try. but i've just had a fucking dihydrocodeine, haven't i? on them codeines, crossy-style.

Yesh Yellowstone is on netflix. My mam watched 1883, and yellowstone. So I saw like half of 1883. I thought it was quite good. But then when i walk in on yellowstone sometimes. It feels v different show.I didnt like the vibe as much. Oh,,now u mention i mind seeing on the news about 007 and amazon. Whos dvdlad fav bond. Me? Sean connery ofc but i like pierce brosnan just bc hes the first ones i ever saw, i wasnt comparing it to the old ones so it was all good to me.x

I never get notification about his new vids even tho ive watched all the old ones + subscribed. Some shadow play going on.x

I want a girlfriend but the huge amount of effort and luck makes it seem impossible. The looks also makes thing so much harder.

watched the doctor who finale in the cinema no less
can confirm complete Trainwreck, still coming down of the whiplash from the ending because it was that sudden. no spoilers though, I'm not that much of a cunt. debatable, honestly

Never poop gang x

What kind of girlfriend could I get anyway on the wrong side of 30 with no experience? It's over.

Click bell notifications lad.

I should watch that Yellowstone slop I like Kevin Costner. Seems a bit like Dallas.
I kind of like the campiness of Roger Moore Bond tbqh. Interested to see who the next will be. Amazon will ruin it like they did the LOTR show I imagine. I think they have full creative control now.

Aul two tier up tae shenanigans x

I'm surprised Paramount is still going. I just leech off me mum's prime and netflix. Rarely watch anything on them, though.

It's alreeeet de lid someone posted it earlier and it seemed like total bollocks. They must be desperate to get people to tune back in, right? Did Ncuti Ngubu quit suddenly and they needed a quick replacement? He seems like a bit of a diva.
Even if you had a girlfriend it's not all sunshine and roses you just have this idealised vision in your noggin.

There would be ups and downs but most relationships are worth it.

I think it's probably the least profitable streamer and they must be having huge losses that they started licensing their content to other streamers again (Yellowstone and CSI on Netflix). They have Cheers and Fraiser in HD but I got them on DVD so not too bothered. They must have licensed Twin Peaks to Mubi because I got an email saying it's coming this month.

Starmer seems very noncey, and I started new job and it's full of curry munchers, and I went to kids play park and it was full of curry munchers, where have they all suddenly come from?

lel

How would you know? You don't even own shoes. What sort of lass will want to date a shoeless husk of a man? Get yourself a pair of Sketchers and you'll be rolling in pussy.

All the poor towns will be full of them.

Getting shoes is easy. It's having to get a good career somehow, a car, look good and now I'd have to be in my own place too at this age.

aye, i always forget what the opiates are like. there's always that 'oh.' moment baha.

oh well. body will sort itself out in the end, always does.

with no experience

gaps in your history don't actually matter, as long as you have the right 'qualifications'.

(height, penis size.)

life is hard when you have the personality of a fish x

Hope you lids aren't Holocaust deniers.

I am only just 6ft I think with shoes on. Girls won't know about penis size will they until things get intimidate...

One day think like fish, next day think like shit. I didn't ask to be born.

Nvr wanted tae grow up
Not happy being a grow up, packing my suitcase n heading to 2007 ta ta
Me nd my mmy in Inverness, 2007
In Millport 2007 n Largs 2007
I canny wait to go there n just forget aw lis happened
Its gna be so good n ill do things properly this time n ill be good so ill see u there mmy i think once i go to sleep tonight ill wake up from this nightmare n we'll be in b&b in inverness nd ill think aw it was just a dream thank fuck

Never ask 2 be born, Never ask for puberty, Never asked 2 go to school, Never asked for economy, ALL THIS SHIT WAS ALREADY FUKKED UP WHEN I GOT HERE!!!!!! AM NO FIXING IT! fUKING bampots passing the buck n gaslighting me

been posted and it's in the actual news now, when it's really hard to care about.
would love to have been in the cinema though, one of those rare times i'd want to see the 'audience participation' like America has.
x.com/broderick/status/930126330615730182

what was it like when British Petroleum?

Girls won't know about penis size will they until things get intimidate...

oh they know, sonny jim. believe you me, they know! doho.

Am not dead just tired + ugly
Pls let me sleep
Xx

yo... lemme axe u a questing

you are many things
but
ugly is not one of them

gan sleep bonny lad

i love questing, pham, i'm a questing BEAST

ma taes goon cold ah wunder way ah got oot a bed at all

u sayin dat some dragon n shit? slay dat mufugga kang

less than 5 years until I'm 40

only worked one job

long term unemployed

no skills

no interests in any job

never had relationships

never done anything "fun" as an adult

Going to a doctor to explain all this will do fuck all.

you know what the grimmest part is, even if it's sort of bittersweet? you are too old for suicide.
sorry to tell you this. you simply didn't do it at the time. you have to live now.

I can kms anytime. I have the free will to jump off a cliff. Nobody will stop me at that point.

Me and Crossy holding hands and jumping off a cliff only to land on a giant mutant seagull that breaks our fall and we live another 50 years and die of dementia. Grim.

there's a very obvious reason services are priority for children, then adolescents, then young people, then finally, not you at all.

fucking seagulls
knew they were up to no good, mutation is just an excuse

nope, cant do RE2, give up with it

Sunday
1st of June
Nxt half of the year
Roast tatties
xxxxxxxxxx

lifes for living, fuck the wagies.

Cheers arby lass Xx

Lmfaoooooo thats so bang on as well. Ppl talk about "catching the bus", we've missed it.

Some ppl just arent suicide guys. Nothing wrong with that. My pal that killed himself was a suicide guy. Me, not a suicide guy. Am "think about it sometimes nd make believe that ill do euthanasia if its allowed, but in like 50 years" guy

Yes! Embrace your future.

me? waiting until my parents die

There was a thing in the news from beachy head where a husbadn n wife jumped off after their special needs son had died n they were in a lot of grief basically i always found that sad.x Id think imagine u love someone that much that you cant live in the world w/o them. Thats me n my mmy right there. But ill just drink myslef to death if it comes to it. Actually ill probs do fuckall am a coward but aye.

They cared too much. Their son would have wanted them to be as content as he was.

I txted this lassie back on i think friday but she never said anything but thats fine with me i dont like having these phone txt convos much with folk that i dont really know. But it just made me think after if i said something wrong as well. Well she can send the police over and arrest me if so. I fink she doesnt use this phone shes on when its not her work hours though. I noticed that before. Well the last time i didnt reply for like 5/6 days which was bad but its not on purpose i just get distracted. But this tiem was only 2 or 3 days i fink. Nxt time ill try 24 hours.x

So comfy in my beddybyes. This is the best part of the day.I h8 waking up in the morning.x

if my twin flame (spiritual) and/or favourite person (mental) dies, i am dying with them. likewise, they are currently keeping me alive. simple as.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20774943 hard 2 imagine on the face of it anything more grim than this desu

Had some diarrhea just now

Thank you for paying attention to this important announcement

There wasn't any for me back then. Many young men are not even working these days or getting laid.

Mr Craze

lole

Itss like they say tomato tomatoe n correlation n all that but this wee description of an actual nonce sounds sorta like how youd imagine somebody whod be on this fred or something

Imagine being 58 and living with your mum, never married, no family of your own. At least he had a job.

Had a very graphic and surreal dream a few days ago where I was in a helicopter with a Gatling gun shooing random civilians and I was on the run in a tropical island and the military was after me and I found some weapons storage room and locked myself in. I tried to shoot myself in the head with a handgun but couldnt do it. Time was running out as the soldiers were about to break the door down. I tried again and the dream ended. Took me about 15 mins to realise it was a dream and it never happened it was that real. What a cunt the subconscious mind is.

Not working for me my lid. Just says error 404.

Lots of lads shitposting on Anon Babble about that dr who rubbish. Very funny.

Need a cuddle x
04 04

Life is so different for females. Life is an adventure for them.

whats your hairstyle lad? how long is it?

Older men get a free pass for young women. You? You're just for oldies if you're even lucky to get that. Doesn't matter about his past questionable relationships does it? He's handsome and that nullifies everything else about him.

Rocking out with my cock out at 4am. Dont give a fuck anymore.

oh aye get them dr weppers down you lad
cheers

It's not down to my butt these days. I do cut away at it. It's just messy.

Looks like you need a better DNS then.

Not doing all nighter need to be fresh for mmys roast dindins tomoz but I watching stuff on youtubes. 1 more hour.x am jst not tired I want to be byt am just not

I was in a helicopter with a Gatling gun shooing random civilians

you have a sick mind, b.

I could fink of 1 way to fall sleep faster. U know what am on about. Eheheheeh

please get plenty of sleep yo.

strawbs?

Hate it when you can smell shit on your finger still after using soap. Sometimes you wipe and go too hard.

Two wee strawbs nd a wee banana between yr legs n pulling your wee pudding x u know what I mean x

It so lush having a willy x

Seeing some asmrtists do onlyfans is heartbreaking. They only care about money and were whores all along.

No pussy, no work, no taxes. No one can make me slave. I will not contribute towards females. They don't deserve it. They should pay for my mental health. They should work shit jobs. Not me.

arstechnica.com/science/2025/05/why-incels-take-the-blackpill-and-why-we-should-care/

All the shit jobs are full of non-english speaking immigrant men who only talk to their own. Fuck being in that work environment and fuck being paid a low wage due to high net migration. Rather be unemployed than slave for this shit man hating country. I want to work from home, not work in some shit factory until I die.

Don't fucking care. Starmer is a piece of shit. No government will convince me I'm better off working in some shit factory job for the rest of my life. I will take the disability. You will work for my existence. I hope you're at least getting sex from being a slave.

i miss when there was this vague idea that you were special and deserved nice things because you were some kind of anime protagonist of real life.
now you're older and it's all racist, sexist conspiracies?
get fucked.

Wym laddy,am high n its hard to understand

If hs2 was complete u could meet up with peeps on other side kf the country as if your going for a bus. It would be kewl. But they cancelled it in glasgow I think so I don't give a shit. They should build train lines above the sky instead of on the ground. Then there would be less traffic n nobody could jump in front of a train. Like a momorail? But it's everywhere. N you could build "double decker" roads normal 1s for cars like a motorway with a motorway on the top n then it would cut down in traffic n pollution. Oh aye x

CORR whos diss bint

that lad above saying incel shite.
i sympathise with them i truly do but he's using it as an excuse for being a NEET and i think there's no excuse.

maybe i'm just angry from staying up tbqh. someone take over for the morning shift, ta.

Pic is me building a train track in the sky

Been up all night on Fortnite with me mate. Feel ill af now downloaded GTA V but too tired to play.

Am ill af me. Too much wooze. Garn beddingtons now. Needs sleeps x

I keep forgetting 2 change the dodgy file names n exposing myself big time

*farts on ur ladder*

I keep forgetting we're not in love anymore x

good save (almost a pun)

;_;

Why did anon call eva6 a AI? Like metal gearnsolid?

There was thatnlassie eva in snake eater too

would be gutted if eva6 was an AI, honestly.
comes for one last message, about how she's being shut down. but "it's okay, /britfeel/, i was never real in the first place"

Its fucking June lads. For fudge sake.

the /britfeel/ simps

Lauren. She's Australian. Proper fit lass.

bossman just texted everybody he needs someone to come in because another guy pulled a sickie, im up anyway and you get extra pay so get in, didnt have much planned for today

Will June 2025 be the month and year you finally get to put penis in vagina?

you get to do extra work?
that's great news, anon.

something to do innit better than sitting at home lonely and depressed

yeah, well, guess what i get to do today?

I sleep,night night,love u x

I wish I could be Chad tier looks and fuck only fertile females.

I am. Can't believe people still fall for that bollocks in the internet age

Not been to sleep yet lads. Sleeping pattern is beyond fucked. I do enjoy the darkness turn to light though.

Get some structure in your life de lad, like a job for example x

Good chance I'll be stalking someone later. As in, loitering outside their house ubtil they either leave or come back home

Is that legal? Dont think it is desu

Is that legal? Dont think it is desu

Don't care x