Elvet Bridge edition
/britfeel/
Need my daily Yanklass and Eva6 updates
Mad how midday is considered early to some anons.
It's POETS day de lids
Need a humidity update ASAP liddies.
*drives straight into the thread*
Mark my words lad, that is a broad bridge!
that's contempt of court that is
It terrible what TMAU sufferers face.
Just marry a bloke with no sense of smell innit.
Communal garden? Bit early for drinking de lad.
Couldn't give af about anyone from Liverpool tbqh
Covid must have been a miracle for TMAU sufferers. Suddenly they can go about their business and no fucker can smell them.
Wonder if SSM could smell it
are those cigars?
new thread lads, get in
forced to live life away from people
is a mother
honestly they were asking for it i mean who starts a fist fight with a car?
Yeah. SSM is partial to a cheeky cigar every now and then
Beer garden down my club, there's already half a dozen other blokes down here.
Weather looks lushingtons today. Feel like having a few wokkles in that communal garden but got wooty training later.
Football fans are a different breed
wooty training
You hoping to play for Sunderland one day?
They aren't the brightest tbqh lad
Hundreds of people attacking your car trying to drag you out of it and beat you to death, and everyone acts surprised that he just took off? kek
excuse me sir, please exit the vehicle so we can inflict serious harm
Look at that trucker during the LA riots, he stopped the truck, they dragged him out and killed him, if he just pressed his right foot down a few inches he'd still be alive today, no amount of protesters are going to stop several tonnes of mental lmao
Fuck the wooty lid, get a wag in and go full danny boy.
Looking forward to another weekend melty lad
Always nice reading the thread watching you call everyone bastards and having a big cry because you cant handle drink or drugs
several tonnes of mental
not right to talk about blad that way
i like the sport but i cant stand the fans
but because it happend to scoucers it will be treated like some great tragedy
How late is the training?
I'm surprised HHL is a virgin. He has a kind of deano vibe. Surely some Mackem bint would shag him
He got bummed by a boomer in a working mens club
it was lush x
He on the spectrum de lad. It over
He hired a prostitute once and couldn't even get it up so just let his smackhead mate fuck her. He has a self admitted micro penis as well. He has subsequently said he was joking but I think it's true because he loves SPH porn.
Stoke on Trent (Trenham park) is the worst Toby in the country so far
I'm surprised HHL is a virgin
I'm not
People here have a bizarre idea about HHL sometimes. He's profoundly disabled lad.
He had a gf once for like two weeks, couldnt get it up tho
the funniest bit about this story is that he still paid for the prostitute and not his mate
That woman would snap Sean
Is that his ex? Pretty sexy. Bit older than him though.
wonder how many of those posts just now were made by sean off trip
Very good Sean, very good indeed.
Hear me out now...
Just noticed HHL's neck. How fucking long?
I-s that Page?
that's AI, right?
ngl I do feel a tad jealous of helper's life which is probably why I'm nasty to him on here sometimes
He pays for everything for his "mates". Booze, coke, etc. It's not actual mates. It's just local chavs who have figured out he gets a bit more benefits than they do.
didn't know helper was into BBWs
His feet too. They look oddly long
Gwarn lid get this bombington down you fix your Long-Neck.
What part of his life are you most jealous of?
No risk of being bullied if you don't actually work.
My gf lost a bunch of weight but now has lots of loose skin and I honestly find it pretty repulsive.
did you try to make that neck and penis like as possible?
Foreign fingers typed this. Most likely German.
Is that the liverpool car lid?
I'M OWED SEX WITH MOLE
looks like a kid
no, that car had a stop/start button
seems too dumb to have sex
Looks like but isn't. The best of both worlds desu
she is innocent leave her alone
Alri Lollers pal
No point working if you're going to be stuck in deadend jobs for all your life.
He permanent resident at hospital now
HHL doesn't have a long neck, just a small head
Is this the christian woman off of TikTok? I love her, she documents netizens cats I think.
I'll go back home when I've finished this chip...maybe
Literally nothing wrong with Helpers neck
Might as well be at this point. Saves two ambulance rides when they drop him off home just to hurt himself again 20 minutes later.
That's her. I want to violate her shit box.
It all makes sense now when he says he's going to 'neck a wustlers' or 'neck these wuds'
Are we stocked up and prepared, lads?
Don't get the issue with this, why not just buy a normal vape?
Fucking finally. IMO anyone still smoking in 2025 should be shot on sight. Legalise murder specifically for those dirty cunts.
Me?
Rollies, always has and always will be
Fuck your tutti fruti frosted sugar ice melon angles piss flavour vape you fucking children lmao
Going to miss my train by a minute or so. It not right
Going to have to deal with an Indian in a minute, how tedious
i enjoy smoking a pipe
In about 3 minutes, an Indian taxi driver will arrive. I'll ask him if he can give me a receipt and he'll say yes, when we get to the station, he'll claim he doesn't have any receipts, ill get out of the car without paying and he'll panic saying 'Saar Saar! I found receipt Saar!'
It'll be a very tedious exchange
Welp, need cataract surgery, ffs. Something will go wrong and i'll end up blind. When that happens, I will require somebody to help me climb a bridge.
For situations like this you should always have a story ready about how a tranny ruined your day. Late for work? Tranny was blocking the bus. Missed a train? Tranny anhero'd on the tracks. Too sick to come into work? Tranny was coughing and sneezing in the train yesterday.
Fucking cunts honestly.
Drivel compass has been pointing towards Gibraltar for a while
Indian cunt is already 2 minutes late
Why is he always in hospital lids?
Blind from cataract surgery? Tranny surgeon.
It's better than dealing with the builders in his cold flat
Drivel compass broken? Tranny knocked it out my hands.
Tim just casually looking up 8 grand watches
It's 20 degrees outside he should at least be able to spend spring and summer at home.
Yes, I'm having a spot of bad luck lately, so I'll be the first person it will happen to.
ARE YOU FROM SAINSBURY'S?
WAAA WAAAAAA
nobody wants to faff about changing coils and all that shit mate. they're only going to come out with different versions of disposables that aren't as disposable but cost 2-4x times more.
It's not really a hassle is it? Not enough to kick up a storm over
This is crossy's 9/11
Think I'll get a refund for my 28 Days Later 4K Steelbook pre-order. Dumbest thing I ever bought and there's no release date for it now. 34 quid better spent on other kino.
disposable vapes banned
some genius sticks a USB port on a disposable vape
"rechargeable vape" no its not just a disposable with a usb socket glued on the bottom
???
The government have always been horrifically useless when it comes to shit like this
I bought a box of 10 blueberry raspberry two days ago for 30 quid
Putting petrol in your car? Too much hassle, I want a disposable car every 500 miles
Another taxi driver not knowing where the local train station is, state of it
You could have walked/cycled in the time you have spent cunting about with useless taxis lad kek
That film will never be high definition anyway mate.
Walked? It's about 8 miles
Trump posting Pepe memes on his Truth Social lmao. He'll be posting Apus next.
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maybe not for dossers like yourself with all the free time in the world, everyone else just wants the vape
that's all it will be mate, it's not about the enviroment, it's about extracting more money from the new vape addicted population, you WILL pay the same as a pack of fags or pouch of baccy
don't be a spastic lad. the equivalent would be having to replace some essential part of the car that requires disassembly every 500 miles, in which case yes people would just want a disposable car
I know I just wanted to own some sort of version of it but the more I think of it the more stupid it is. 34 quid for probably an AI upscale. Hopefully the regular Blu-ray or DVD goes back in print.
Exactly. It'll be "technically rechargable and refillable" but in practice no one will bother.
There's only one way to actually stop people using these things. Public execution for anyone caught buying, selling or using one.
I'm neither a dosser (at work right now) or a vaper
He getting CCJ letters in the post. He ignore them.
Friday with my love eva
Let's say you did have to change the tires on a car every 500 miles. People would just change the tires.
the battery needs to be chargeable
A single-use vape is a vape which is not designed or intended to be re-used (a "single-use vape") and includes any vape which is
(a)not refillable,
(b)not rechargeable, or
(c)not refillable and not rechargeable.
For the purposes of this regulation, a vape is not rechargeable if it is designed to contain
(a)a battery which cannot be recharged
How long does it take to 'change a coil'? 30 seconds?
Very glad to learn Eva is into giving golden showers tbqh. I'd love for her to piss on my cock.
The average zoomer who vapes couldn't even change a lightbulb.
Depends. Some are tricky and you have to leave it sitting for 5 minutes so you don't burn it. Still, it's not a hassle at all. Disposable vapes are for teenagers who can't risk getting caught with a real one. Simple as.
I don't reckon Scottish lass vapes but Ruth probably does.
Need a humidity update ASAP liddies.
72% humidity and 1,014 pressure. I feel sick from it.
I really don't know what's going to be the deal, just sat in the waiting room now. Going to be strange if do need surgery, wonder if it would make 1 eye work without glasses? Might have to get a monocle for the other eye, kek.
Sorry for the late reply, I had to pick up my prescription.
When I had mine done I had some wait time between eyes and it was odd to have glasses with only one lens, and when I didn't wear my glasses I would get vertigo because my brain couldn't handle one perfect eye and a spazzy one hahaha.
Will they give you your results today, mate?
Neither of them could give a fuck if you vaped or not. They don't care if you live or die.
Pajeets mumbling in pidgin. I wish he'd just take me to the station in exchange for cash, that's his job, no need for all this jibba jabba
This taxi absolutely stinks of fags
Do you have a hygrometer or is that the humidity outside? I'm talking about the humidity inside your gaff me liddy. Need that number ASAP!
if only more people vaped then it might smell like watermelon or something
Thinking of paying for sex. What websites do you lads use for business?
Disposable vapes are for teenagers who can't risk getting caught with a real one.
what's your logic here lad? what's going to happen if they get caught with a "real one" compared to a disposable?
AdultWork and UKPunting for vetting
Don't be mean. I'm sure they'd want me to get the right support if they knew my situation.
Well if they lose a disposable they just buy another but a real vape costs money for the device and the coils which would be more expensive for a teenager to replace. Not foolproof reasoning I give you that.
Haven't paid any tax since 2011. No pension for me.
Mental to think this is one of the richest cities in the world
It is only a cheap Chinese thing so I don't know how accurate it is.
was watching this earlier
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America is a shithole outside any suburbs. Going back this Summer to see relatives but not looking forward to it at all to be honest. Quite scary the amount of black people as well. Not in a racist way, just not used to seeing so many.
Thanks, lad. This is a big help. My bedroom currently at 53 humidity so I guess that's not too bad. It went to 63 while I slept and I thought that was too high but I suppose sweat builds up overnight? That's way fancier than my digital device.
hope they take all 5 gadgets, none are essential
They'd want you to get the right support as long as that meant being far, far away from them.
Why would you get 4 jabs? What's the purpose of that many?
i'd rather have 4 jams
I can't leave the country can I? I would love to get out of this shit country.
Well the first two then a booster the following two years. Not hard to grasp is it?
New thread de lads
did that lad ever get a countersigner for his passport
I've never had a single clotshot vax. Never will.
bet her minge is right hairy
What four would you go for? For me I reckon blackberry, strawberry, cherry and raspberry.
If you get COVID after the first two anyway what's the point in a booster of a jab that didn't work?
Mental that plain janes like this bint actually have lads simping over them in their thousands. Pussy is hyper inflated in clown world.
Cunt taxi driver took me to the wrong side
SSM is getting taken to court over his unpaid mobile bills kek
This country is great. It's your life that's shit. And it's your own fault.
I don't fucking know lad stop bullying me. I just got the jabs and it's as simple as that. I live with my parents and they insisted plus I needed to be jabbed to visit relatives in America too. Needed that Covid passport bollocks.
If this carries on any longer you'll miss the next train as well
Don't let them bully you, son. You did the right thing. Social contracts must be upheld.
excellent choices there i'd just swap out the raspberry for apricot
Quite worrying that. He's going to have baliffs at his door taking all his items eventually. He must have been doing some proper fucking credit scams.
I'm not bullying you I was just curious calm down.
In a few weeks he'll be doing a morning bacon bacon mutty time stream and the bailiffs will turn up.
did it on purpose because you're being a dickhead
Fuck the CCJs
Based
Bought Corpse Bride in Blu-ray because it seems like it was going OOP then two days later they announced the 4K. I made a sacrifice to the physical media Gods. Many such cases!
Nah she's definitely grooming herself.
Yeah 70k. She'd go unnoticed without all that makeup.
Fair enough I am a soft lad. I didn't really want to get the jabs to be honest as I said I was kind of forced into it through a variety of unavoidable factors.
I'm curious, are you trans?
He fucked off a few mobile contracts and then sold the phones to CEX. Probably owes a couple of grand at least.
Wish I were doing my wollocks on a fruity in Toby Carvery whilst my family starve
You got any debt Helperlid or all above board?
They will definitely take Mark's telly and other gadgets if it gets to that stage. It not right.
No it isn't. It clearly is shit if unless you're born middle class.
If that poster you're replying to is BN, it's probably the part of HHL's life where a busty old Nigerian nurse is taping a nappy over his impotent little willard.
No I am not a transsexual. Why do you ask? Do troons love Corpse Bride or something?
63 while asleep, bloody hell mate. I don't know how the big lads like blad and Loser Signs lad cope.
This is the thing with our heat and foreigners don't understand, they think 27 degrees isn't hot, and no it isn't. However, we are an island surrounded by water, this gives us mad humidity like a rain forest and the heat is sickly with it.
I wasn't born middle class and my life is great. What's your next excuse?
I wasn't going to get jabbed, but I gave in and got one dose after Mumberg started screaming hysterically at me saying I was going to kill her if I didn't have it. Because it totally makes sense that I needed to take a vaccine to protect her from a virus that she was already double vaccinated against herself.
Maybe you should try putting on a little less aftershave then.
Nah never been in debt. Never even owned a credit card or taken out a loan. It all above board in welper's world.
You only convince yourself it's great to cope. No female will ever love you.
haven't had a single wank today, inshallah
Aye it's shite. More worried about mould and damp but my window is always open so I doubt that'll happen. Might get a dehumidifier anyway.
Many such cases tbqh. My brother is totally anti-vax and held out for ages but even he got pressured.
fackin hell how much debt
you can see it on his face he realises how fucked he is then stage 1 of grief kicks in
Can live off your nans 4k inheritance forever lad.
They said cataract surgery will be needed, both eyes as my lenses will have to be quite thick, or something. Would still have to wear glasses, but not as thick as I am now.
Songnotrel.
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Nah, the country as a whole is shit. Obviously it has good parts, but so does North Korea and Somalia
Scottish lass is 24. What about you?
This country is great
Imagine actually saying this with a straight face
Sorry to hear that, lid. Have you always had issues with your eyes? What age are you to be getting cataracts? Might be able to get a weed prescription?
no job
no savings
life falling apart (more than normal)
burden to my family
The bridge is looking like a good option, maybe not good, but quite possibly the only option.
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I'm 32, almost 33
couple grand per phone lad. they'll be 24 or 36 month contracts, he'll have had the top airtime packages too probably so at least 50 quid a month, if you default on a phone contract the debt is total amount for the remainder of the contract
Lad several females have loved me. At least one loves me right now.
31. Turn 32 in September.
Better than even worse shitholes doesn't make it 'great'
The UK has huge structural problems but it's still one of the 20 best countries in the world. Arguably in the top 10.
Never had a phone contract me.
Too many lads on the wrong side of 30 still hanging out here.
As I said, Better than others doesn't mean 'great', it just means less shit
Had some issues, but only been wearing glasses ~15 years.
I'm old, 45. The issue I have is the eye not draining of liquid, which causes the pressure.
If you're in the top 10% of anything I think "great" is a fair word.
37 me pal. At least I'm on the right side of 40, for now.
When I was 18-25 I was on this site all day a lot.
The Belgian Monk in Norwich does nice beers tbqh lads.
Top 30 but I'd be dubious about top 20.
Most of the middle east is better, and most of western Europe, Aus/NZ, China/Korea/Japan too. Arguably US/Canada but they have different problems.
Went to shag a girl who used to post here last weekend, called herself "Nubs" on here. Not the worst shag I've ever had.
just wanna shag but the gf has decided to start her period ffs
someone stole his identity it not right. he not owe over 1800 quid
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Your average 24yo British woman these days. They're all with 6ft chad bfs too like this one.
Middle east is only better for expats, not locals.
Gf's only have 1 hole nowadays?
Did she do anal, lad? This is a running contention among britfeelers with nubs.
Hope you aren't permanently unemployed like me.
I didn't ask and she didn't offer.
Are you a namefag yourself? Nubs shagging people isn't news, it's shagged her that matters
And this country is only good for the middle class, we can all cherry pick
No just an anon lad
How did you come to shag her, did you get her contact details years ago?
If you're over 30, on here, no girlfriend, no job or in minimum wage deadend job, it's too late. This is life now until you die. You're just another jammers.
30 seconds in
"we are contacting you because someone claims that you owe them money"
"nah they owe me fucking money"
Fucking KEK, instant grief reaction stage one - denial. NO I DON'T OWE THEM MONEY THEY OWE ME MONEY!
Goosenecked Spacker
Actually I'll take that back, it's only good for boomers
Nah, the UK's not just for the middle class. Poor here still get healthcare, housing, schooling, and the right to speak out. Try being broke in Dubai, no safety net, no rights, no voice.
Nice pair of chebs on her there. Corrr. Face like a custom Mii character though.
SeasideYELLOW
It will only get worse. I really don't see anyway for things to improve.
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The boat lads are doing alright. It's nothing to do with age.
Someone claims
Someone should claim in a small claims court
Yes they're lush but the tats have ruined her. She probably thinks she looks great when going out with them exposed. Most people will just see them as trashy.
Poor here still get healthcare, housing, schooling, and the right to speak out
They get that in China and I'm fairly sure the locals get that in the middle east do too. Not migrant workers but locals that are citizens
Why do tattoos bother you lads so much? They never bothered me but I was always into alt girls (not fake OnlyFans "alt" e-girls).
I will not be a slave. My mental health comes first. Being a slave makes me worse.
Rich Gulf states are objectively better run than the UK currently is. It's quite funny that the UK is arguably the best country on the planet to live in if you're a jihadist, whereas actual Islamic ones are near bottom of the list. The governments of those countries routinely tell us not to take in certain people because they're known to be insane extremist jihadis and, as you can expect, our government is just like 'meh, let em in'. There has even been a recent turn in the elite circles of Gulf state citizens away from sending their kids to get an education in England because the standards are just so poor now and overall its nowhere near what it used to be, plus there's a high chance of the kid coming back wanting a holy war.
no rights, no voice.
Not sure what you even mean by this. Dubai has no less free speech than the UK. Maybe their specific 'rights' are slightly different to the UK but yeah, emitatis do have rights there
zonked out for a bit
good thread, good bridge
Robert Miles' 'Children' and Alice Deejay's 'Better Off Alone' represent a peak of music that we'll never reach again
the Liverpool driver was just some nutter on drugs (confirmed by some YouTube pensioner not on drugs)
disposable vapes should be made of biodegradable wood instead of being banned
i want to visit MarahLand, City of Joy, in the Sultanate of Oman
that is all.
Being a slave would objectively improve the lives of the vast majority of people on the planet.
This is a trvke that few are willing to accept.
Imagine being so out of touch to think Dubai is oppressive and the UK is enlightened and free.
Serpentza spent a decade criticising the Chinese government around the clock, and while he did get the occasional police visit he never spent a day in prison
Probably cause Tate said they're bad
Whoops, lol meant to reply to this lad but you get the idea.
This. People are very much deluded over their perceived quality of life in the UK compared to other countries routinely called 'fascist', 'oppressive' or even 'despotic'. Actual brainrot.
Explain exactly how Dubai has more freedom of speech than the UK?
they have to mean something
i knew a zoomer who got a Simpsons tattoo because it was a meme
this also introduced me to the fact that we have hit the point where young adults did not grow up with The Simpsons
you THINK you can just agree to disagree on matters, but that is exactly how Scorpios trap you
Bawling me eyes out thinking about the work training I have to attend next Tuesday
the UK doesn't have freedom of 'speech' at all. we have to use the PC, EU-approved term: 'freedom of expression'.
Cromwell didn't die for this.
Just going to go around Dubai calling Islam stupid and the Royal Family a bunch of benders. I'm sure it'll go great!
Feels too warm to be sitting inside all day play vidya. Garn have a sit out in that communal garden me. Not drinking thoughs.
There has even been a recent turn in the elite circles of Gulf state citizens away from sending their kids to get an education in England
It's like that with the Chinese elite too. Actually lots of foreign middle class people in the UK are sending their sprogs back to the home country for education. There was a high profile case with a Ghanaian family but it's widespread.
You can get top tier private education for 2,000 a year sterling in Jamaica and it's increasingly common for 3rd generation blacks from various countries in London to send their sprogs home.
Schools are closing left right and centre in London. Partly due to birthrates, but partly due to schooling being so dire people either homeschool or send them abroad
Oh god it's Shippy. Of course.
There's no way that bitches tits are that big in that skinny a frame.
What is your most controversial opinion that will have normies and Anon Babble retards hating you?
Here is mine:
Israel is actually a good country and they have mostly been in the right for the past 60 years. They have extended an olive branch of peaches to Palestinians repeatedly and worked towards a two state solution. Gazans keep voting for Hamas who want to exterminate all the Jews in the world. Israelis just lost patience with Oct 7 and understandably so.
Lol he will end up doing time if he ignores that letter.
The Jews are the final boss of humanity, they have no good intentions for anything or anyone.
Someone motivate me to go to Tesco.
Neither country has free speech. No one claims Dubai does though, people laughingly claim the UK does when thousands have been arrested for non-violent things they've said.
When Nick Griffin was in court he brought hard evidence to prove that the claims he was making were factually accurate, but the court rules that something being factually accurate doesn't make it legal to say
They haven't worked towards a two state solution. That's objectively false.
It's swings and roundabouts, but technically the UK doesn't have freedom of speech and has on several occasions in parliament outright openly been against implementing something along the lines of an american first amendment.
In Dubai you're not allowed to criticise the government or the royal family. They do not pretend to have freedom of speech. Okay, it's clear what they prohibit and frankly given how well the country is run that's an acceptable trade-off for most, plus there's no hypocrisy to it.
In the UK however politicians will endlessly go on about our free democratic society and will make paeans to freedom of speech, but the reality is that we do not have it. Moreover speech laws are implemented far more sinisterly. They are intentionally vague ("offence", "distress" etc.) and are essentially a blanket law pulled out to justify stepping on people the government doesn't like rather than any particularly clear interpretation of "harmful communications". So it's less clear, used as a political weapon hypocritically with over-reach that would make genuine dictators blush and all while the country is NOT well run, contra to somewhere like Dubai, so the trade-offs sort of disappear.
Everyone can think what they want about it, but personally I prefer the Dubai system to ours. Not saying it's perfect and frankly I would see all restrictions on speech lifted, but the reality is that Dubai frankly does it better.
Yeah but at least in Dubai it clear what the boundaries are and why. It is a culture and nation that defends and promotes its own power.
In the U.K. you can say Christianity is retarded and the British Royal Family are all cunts and nothing will happen. Slag off Muslims or trannies or scousers and you can lose everything.
We have an elite that absolutely hate the country and its people and actively want to destroy and diminish its power. Absolutely worse.
Oi. Tesco. Now!
Just going to go around Dubai calling Islam stupid
You'd unironically get attested quicker in the UK for saying this
Yeah, me and one other based lad who knows the score
The 1993 Oslo accords should have begun the end of the conflict. Arafat walked away in 2000 and Hamas who are psychos got elected.
Israel gave up tonnes of land and even removed their own settlers in 2005 so Gaza could run itself. A step towards two state solution.
Stop pretending you understand the situation.
I highly doubt that to be honest but I get your point.
Unironically flatten Gaza and let Israel rebuild it with its own people.
Fuck Tesco Mobile
Moreover speech laws are implemented far more sinisterly. They are intentionally vague ("offence", "distress" etc.) and are essentially a blanket law pulled out to justify stepping on people the government doesn't like rather than any particularly clear interpretation of harmful communications.
This is one hundred percent the biggest problem. The laws around speed right now are a disgrace. Technically anything we say could be illegal if the courts deem it harmful.
V for Vendetta becoming a reality?
They have extended an olive branch of peaches to Palestinians repeatedly
Occupying, displacing and mass murder is extending an olive branch?
Yep and the definition of harmful is equally vague, to the point where literally nobody has to actually come forward and say they were offended or harmed, but just that the courts *say that someone may have been* is enough.
It's actually disgusting.
Pollers shitting up another thread with his shit opinions
It's been a reality for years, with two main differences:
1) The government's aesthetics are way, way shittier.
2) The borders are not closed, they're wide open.
Worst of both worlds.
Israel has consistently undermined a viable two-state solution by expanding settlements in the West Bank, fragmenting Palestinian territories, and making genuine sovereignty impossible. The narrative that "Arafat walked away" conveniently ignores Israel's inadequate proposals at Camp David, acknowledged even by Israeli negotiators. Hamas's rise was largely fueled by Palestinian frustration over corrupt and ineffective alternatives, and its governance has been systematically crippled by Israel's blockade since the unilateral 2005 Gaza withdrawal, which was less about peace and more about consolidating West Bank control.
Sounds like your understanding of the situation came free with a Happy Meal.
Corr getting a 24 pack in for the Apus.
Someone having a go at you for saying pollers in 3, 2, 1..
Nazi Germany was actually a good country and they have mostly been in the right for the 30s and 40s. They have extended an olive branch of peace to Jews repeatedly and worked towards a homeland in Madagascar. Jews keep voting for those who want to exterminate all the Germans in the world. Hitler just lost patience with The Weimar republic and understandably so.
This is some low tier e-girl shit why is an up and coming a-list celebrity doing this? Is she in money trouble?
Free money isn't it?
Lad as long as you consider Hamas a legitimate governing organisation you don't have a leg to stand on.
Me? I hope the israel-palestine conflict just keeps on going. I love how it never ceases to make the shittiest, most retarded mongs in society seethe uncontrollably.
G-d has given us the right to Eretz Yisroel Goyim.
If someone offered you a million quid to take a bath, would you do it?
Honestly, the way things are going the conflict will likely continue until 2100 with a war of land and birth rates.
Recognising Hamas was democratically elected isn't approval, it's basic reality. If legitimacy depends on good behavior, Israel's own record of bombing schools and hospitals wouldn't exactly earn them a gold star. Next time come armed with facts instead of fridge-magnet talking points
muh settlements muh settlements
settlements in the West Bank is why Hamas is ok
Get fucked. A few Jewish settlements, some of which are considered illegal by Israel, it not a justification for Hamas. As long as the Palestinians continue to call for the blood of the Jews then Israel should take what it can get.
Hamas use human shields. They hide under schools and hospitals. They are the ones responsible for the deaths.
No one here said Hamas is ok?
Is it possible for both sides to lose?
I for one am thankful that Shippy is taking some time from his minimum wage van driving job to pull in to a layby and keep us abreast of all the ways that the west has fallen.
Occasional reminder that Israel has a rapidly expanding contingent of sprogmaxxing NEETs that refuse to work and get subsided by the sprogless wagie ashkenazis.
The Jews of the Jews, if you will
Israel never genuinely pursued a two-state solution, and no amount of deflecting onto Hamas changes that fact
Israel retrospectively legalised the illegal ones literally yesterday
Realistically, the state of Israel is never going to be dismantled. Highly advanced rich economy with a large manufacturing base and strong connections with the USA. The state of Israel as a Jewish state is here to stay whether you like it or not. They won the 1948 law and built and established country.
The only question is how can you sort out some kind of settlement for the Palestinians. It is either
1) Two state solution
2) One state solution in which the Palestinians are displaced into neighbouring Arab countries.
to pull in to a layby and keep us abreast of all the ways that the west has fallen.
Not today, but some times I have literally pulled into a layby to post and read drivel on /britfeel/
Elected in 2006 with a 3% majority and abolished all democratic processes since. Absolute mong.
2) One state solution in which the Palestinians are displaced into neighbouring Arab countries.
You just know that our governments will be chomping at the bit to be good virtuous people and take in as many as possible...
Yes obviously. Because now Israel has realised that a two state solution with the Palestinians is effectively impossible.
They are heading for a one state solution. Here
strong connections with the USA
That's one way of putting it.
That said, all the Christian Zionist Schofield Bible reading zoomers are dying off. The zoomers hate Israel
Is that the process were that basically graft in a contact lens. Good new that you'll need lighter glasses mate. How will this progress now, do they contact you or do they contact your Dr?
One state solution in which the Palestinians are displaced into neighbouring Arab countries.
Or they could just be given Israeli citizenship and become equals within Israeli society
Cool story. Still doesn't change the fact that Israel's settlement expansion, territorial fragmentation, and blockades have made a two-state solution functionally impossible. You keep shouting 'Hamas' like it's a magic word that erases decades of occupation. Makes you look the mong.
Yeah. Basically.
The U.K. professional middle class, from which most MPs and lawyers and people with power come from, absolutely hate England and hate racism and just want to be good people.
There is not even any conspiracy behind it. You do not need to invent Pol conspiracy theories about Jews. Just talk to uni students and professional middle class people. They think white racism is like paedophilia.
Israel is living proof every canard about Jews is true. Obviously there is some diversity of opinion but broadly speaking, when you take millions of Jews and end up with this genocidal government, it just goes to show what sort of people they are on the whole
I don't hate England, I hate working class English culture, and racism is the part of it I hate most.
Or they could just be given Israeli citizenship and become equals within Israeli society
Holy Kek. Not fucking possible. You would have mass terrorist attacks every fucking day to overthrow the Jewish state. The Palestinians want a Palestinian state.
Lots of Israelis are Arab Muslim anyway. Like 20% of their population is Muslim.
And they have these ideas due to the Jewish infiltration of our institutions, particularly academia. Read Culture of Critique.
Coorr yeah, you know what would sort out the country? Another 800,000 Palestinian refugees. Once racists see how amazing they are they will stop being racist.
I hate working class English
We know we know
and racism is the part of it I hate most.
Assuming this isn't b8, what don't you like about racism?
They think white racism is like paedophilia.
This is a good observation. I actually do think racism is just as unacceptable as paedophilia. I tolerate both of them in Shippy because I like him otherwise though.
Pollers shitting up another thread with his shit opinions
Wrong.
litter.catbox.moe
I don't hate England, I hate working class English culture, and racism is the part of it I hate most.
I applaud your honesty. You hate the people at school who bullied you who seemed fucking thick as pig shit.
A lot of working class English people are thick as pig shit, lazy as fuck and have crab in a bucket bullshit on overdrive.
However, middle class English people are cowardly, unimaginative, boring and gay.
It probably wouldn't be overnight. But give 500 Palestinians citizenship a day. If they commit crime then deal with them through the criminal justice system
I didn't get bullied at school lad.
I dont care about stopping them being racist. I care about making working class English people suffer and cry. It is funny. I want them to feel like shit because they are fucking shit.
I actually do think racism is just as unacceptable as paedophilia
I'd love to know what sort of trauma you've been through to be this viscerally opposed to racism. I know this specific comparison is an exaggeration, but I know you really are opposed to it
And there it is. Fair play if that's how you honestly feel, but it's good to confirm that people like you really do push for this sort of shit because you simply hate English people and wish to see them suffer.
t. lad who got bullied by everyone on the estate
When enough of them are Israelis they will vote for an Islamist party and eventually destroy the Jewishness of the Jewish state.
The whole point of Israel is that it is a homeland for Jews.
they will vote for an Islamist party and eventually destroy the Jewishness of the Jewish state.
In all honesty, lad, it's not an exaggeration. And you don't need personal trauma to be opposed to racism, just a functioning moral compass and a basic grasp of history. The fact you see empathy as pathology says a lot.
Now your council estate slags get gang banged and you can say nowt about it without being arrested and barred from employment.
Karma is a bitch. I laugh in my nice deano build middle class suburb.
Pollers constructs his own safe space britfeel where he can't see anything that upsets him
Think so, I should have asked more questions, but wanted to get the fuck out of there, as I'd been there 2 hours, and was stressing myself out thinking of shit.
Um, based? Why is this not a good thing?
Says the guy who had to fake a poll result, save them images, and regularly posts them.
People prefer lollers to your gimmicks mate, no need to be so sulky about it, kek.
He's a red pill for BN a good chunk of the racist English working class are actually Irish diaspora.
Pollers constructs his own safe space britfeel
sent 4 emails today
he's gearing up for a weekend melty
I think the mentality of using filters because you deem yourself a quality poster is funny. Because if the thread only consisted of the lads who use filters it would be boring as fuck. Ergo, they're shit posters.
I sold my functional moral compass for a functional drivel compass
Doesn't really mean anything to me mate, I don't care about ethnicity.
Psst
Lollers won
If you only want to see stuff you agree with reddit is better desu
fucking hell thread's moving at Sonic speeds after a few days of lull
is it a bank holiday or summat?
Nothing wrong with filtering out the one spastic spamming the same shit in every thread mate
But reddit is gay and cringe. I like Anon Babble because it at least has some posts which aren't gay and cringe. So I enjoy reading that subset of posts, but also don't want the rafts of drivel and shite that come along with it. Filters work. Lollers won.
Imagine a britfeel consisting only of filtermongs, each adding a new filter every time they get triggered until it's just a blank page
I'd wager it's because you've never been a victim of racism yourself. I certainly don't begrudge anyone who is fortunate enough to move to whiter and whiter areas, but it would explain the lack of life experience that leads some to racism
Indeed. I filter Crossmong for this very reason
fuck off if 'echo chambers' were real i'd be in one and you'd never hear about it
quite the paradox
he's talking of others being triggered, when quite clearly filters trigger him
i'd wager he also FEARS the ID
Someone said an anti-white slur to me once. I've also lived in the most racially diverse parts of the UK for years.
IDmong is a filtermong
Remember when he would change the spelling of personalities just to avoid Filterchads. State of that mongs life
Tempted to have a pregab, but need to do something tomorrow, so I will wait till next friday.
Tempted to have a preg
Whats a pregab?
He is a sad obsessed little lad, clinging on to drama, to help liven up his dreary existence.
I've never seen so many women so scantily clad as today. Incredibly grim
why yes i quite enjoyed the Complete Works of Shakespeare, although i had my editor tipp-ex out all the Dogberry scenes
It's a pregnant woman.
It's just a reddit tier mindset to use filters in the first place, not telling you not to do it, just find it weird
Must be this
Only the best tablet ever. Smiley, floaty, drunky feely, kind of thing.
He's here sixteen hours a day, eyes practically glued to the screen, furiously hitting refresh to make sure he never misses a post that he constantly ctrl+f's for 'preg' in. Oh, one appeared! Quick, make sure to reply within the first minute, need to make it, have to make it, lads are counting on me... there, alizeepregnant.png selected, post quoted, captcha completed aaaaaaand post! YEESSSSS!!!
I bet making those posts feels better than sex to him.
Pregabalin is used to treat epilepsy and anxiety
he would change the spelling of personalities
Ebrehbein
Will it work for anxiety based around the number of posts in a britfeel thread?
Can you take Pregabalin whilst pregnant though?
It's extremely normie tier to make everyone take onboard your own opinions.
These are YOUR platforms, lad.
Why does he know so much about nonce medicine?
I was only here about an hour yesterday
Pregabalin actually has a side effect of wanting to impregnate women (bad thing)
You can't actually safely
wanting to impregnate women
If you're trying to get pregnant or have become pregnant while taking pregabalin, it is recommended to take high dose folic acid (5mg a day). You can get this from your doctor or midwife.
Yes, it is safe for preggers lasses to take to other people, but they can not ingest it.
I just found it funny to see a version of britfeel with all the britfeel removed until it's a few posts about films and politics. That's called reddit mate.
wanting to impregnate
The britfeel forced pro-pregnancy gimmick is one of the most obvious psyops I've ever seen. Jog on mate, I've got no desire to have a fucking sprog screaming and running around me for 18 years.
T. spam mong
has a side effect of wanting to impregnate women
Not him but, yeah. Same faggot that said, IT'S TEH CULCHUR.
It clearly is not.
The britfeel forced pro-pregnancy gimmick is one of the most obvious psyops I've ever seen
No no goy, don't have a sprog, spend you money on useless trinkets instead. You need a full 8 hours sleep everyday. It's much better to be a sprogless wagie
It's not a psyop. It's Shippy's obsession with fatherhood. An attempt to backfill all the emotional holes in his life by creating a kid. He thinks having a baby will magically validate him, proving he's lovable, normal, and wanted. But it's not parenthood he's chasing. It's the illusion of finally belonging.
That's good because you'd be a terrible parent who'd provide nothing of value to a child or a woman.
BritNormie and Shippy seem happy being sprogless wagies
how many children do you have mate?
i am about to do a line of pregabalin because of Anon Babble.
when the courts look for evidence that Anon Babble causes drugs, here is the proof.
I'm not a wagie. I'm self-employed. I'm a sprogless boss.
Ever met any career criminals/gangsters? Not fuckers who stole a bike. People whose main living comes from crime.
The freedom and carefree attitude. Loves his scran, loves hit fortnite and other gaming grinding, loves a bit of footie. He's the chairman for a reason
Yes, I knew a couple of smackheads. I also know some drug dealers.
Yeah coke dealers.
This sprog and foid worship on the right is honestly the worst part about their ideology. Most of them just send their sprogs into state schools also which is the saddest part of all.
You need to alert the police to these people lad.
no sir not me not ever.
could tell you a story about a 'fictional' career criminal/gangster though, as long as ol' glowie P.C. Plod isn't sleuthing around...
What things are true but most middle class normies are blind to?
I have a few.
1. Cheating/affairs are much more common than people realise.
2. So called autism is often just due to weird parenting and not learning normal social skills.
how many children do you have mate?
Just the one
None as of yet lad
Police know of the smackheads (as they are criminals), and I smoke weed, so not dobbing in muh weed dealers.
About 7, possibly 8.
The virgin British state school
The chad Jamaican private school
Police do not care about arresting smackheads. Just using drugs is not that serious. Dealing and certainly importing it is. The police are insanely overstretched as it is. They cannot be dealing with smackheads.
you can all be that one person i replied to
cloning a failing drive,screen has gone black in the middle and i cant see how far it's got
hard drive light is still whirring away however. guess i'll leave it a couple hours
The confirmed 7, are they by the same woman?
What's the deal with the maybe 8th?
Second reply was me lad
brushing your teeth every day.
(it's true.)
I don't see why someone would care about what I do and don't read on /britfeel/.
Anyway. Be prepared lads.
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can't*
as for me i have none, dont want any either
Nu fred
NU
this is why we need IDs
went through this rigmarole myself a few months back, PhotoRec, SystemRescue, tried the lot. 100+ real life hours of some command line Linux bullshite and i got a few old photos, that's it.
moral of the story: don't store data anywhere but your head. analogue, digital, doesn't matter. your brain is all there is.