this student of the way of fish will give himself a haircut today
This student of the way of fish will give himself a haircut today
Not if he racking disciprine
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this is kind of the haircut i always go for. it looks very bussin on me but bakas who cut the hair usually fugg it up until someone gets it right then they get it usually right which is a pain. probs wont be able to make the sides X back that good this first time but it will get better
this fish follows the river stream
that haircut makes me look very western. stuff makes me look like i am part of the higher rank educated europoor tribe. buzzcuts make me look alcoholic slav maxxed
Salmon swim upstream
i wont believe it until i see it with my own eyes
the tuna pizza is in the tummy... i am kind of lucky i have sum reference of the haircut i want. probs without it id make myself look like a loony
also i finished building ze computer inside a computer yesterday
probs will gib myself a haircut every month. when i got haircuts i only went every other month because stuff was expensive. i havent gotten a haircut in 6 months
this fish is kind of excited about doing le haircut later... baka will stop looking like sum deranged hobo...
the neet office gave me another appointment. i will not go. they might call the police on me to do le wellness check (aka they will call the cops telling them le "a deranged looony is on the loose!!!! he is probs going psychotic!!!!!" so the cops would fugg me up)
tuna
Baka is eating his own kind...
Mail me some of your hair for my voodoo doll, baka
Baka would get shot if baka had a wellness check done in the US
Mail me some of your hair for my voodoo doll, baka
baka wants to put my dna into the database...
I like how this one is actually a real thing you could look up
The student of the way of the fish
I wouldnt be surprised if the way of the lion, the way of the snake and the way of the dog exist too
the warrior monk training has been completed... this smelly baka has to pick up the hair clipper package
The student of the way of the fish guy and the personality of a fish guy should team up. They would be unstoppable.
fish anon is not a student. he's the master.
i got ze buzu buzu machine. i will do the buzu buzu after tea time
would you like to be my fujo gf?
preparing the 15yo shou puer...
Maybe this registered level 3 sex offender should go outside more often to leer at females
Probs will grind drawing female bodies until baka is able to draw any pose from reference in a way that looks like a female doing the pose
Ze database must grow bigger...
Baka is an aromaterrorist... me too
Baka got the bee machine...
the tea time is over. smol snacc break then buzu buzu
eating the white choco ice cream... maybe ordering sum clothes after the buzu buzu
snaccing the salami
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buzu buzu time now. the success rate is 50%. either baka succeeds or baka fails
my summer sex life depends on it
succeed
good intercourse chance
monk maxx
no intercourse chance
buzzing off very long hair is kind of confusing
Baka upgraded from nigger ice cream to white ice cream...
Baka is listening to high IQ moozaks...
50% chance baka cuats off his pp...
ive been buzzing so much and there still is so much hair
cutting the hair is harder than expected. idk how to do the top
probs is easier with shorter hair
i already look really bussin because this kind of style fits me but the hair still looks like sum loony cut it
post a pic of how badly your neckline is botched
damn, its starting to take form. stuff looks bussin so far
baka should fringemaxx like in the anime...
damn, it takes so much time to go from hobo to zoomer
i dont geddit
the legs are tired. baka has been cutting for 1 50h. probs getting le haircut and then doing it myself would have been smarter. hobo hair is much harder to handle probs
the general form looks very bussin, but i cut the top a bit too much which is fine. the details are a pain though like there are sum random long hairs which are hard to remove
i will stop now X continue it tomorrow. it looks fine so far. baka seriously managed to go from hobo to haircut
i have taken le shower... the greasiness of the hair is gone. damn... it actually looks way better than what i get from the baka who cuts hair. the top isnt too short, its very good. how tf did i manage to do this. i guess le details are left but i dont think its stuff i can fugg up. baka turned grug hair into bussin hair
maybe i am delusional X it looks fugged up
i dont geddit
have hair cover le forehead like a kuuru anime kyara
probs once i get it right it will be easy to maintain. i didnt think id "succeed". i thought id have to monk maxx and then gradually improve it
it would make me look like a troon
the hardest part was going from grug to "resembles a haircut"
the top hair that goes to the back still looks scuffed though. if i dont manage to fix it i will go monk mode
i thought baka was a burly black man
fringemaxxing would make baka less scawy
i became a member of the white race
the top hair that goes to the back looks bowl cut maxxed. idk how to fix it frfr
it looks very fixable. i guess id have to cut the sides
this will be me probs
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i probs look like a loony frfr
Baka cut through half of the Amazon jungle but still can't see his pp...
Baka somehow pulled it off... cutting your own hair seems berry difficult to me
Post a pic so CIA bakas can track you down.. err, I mean, tell you if it looks good or not
Ze white choco ice cream bleached baka's skin...
maybe i will buzz it all off... probs was a mistake kek. baka always thinks le
damn this looks easy, stuff would be too easy for me
and then baka gets fugged. i guess this attitude is better than le "i cant do anything" attitude, it gave me stuff like japanese and the astral katana, but still it fuggs me up sometimes
the before/after is crazy though. baka went from strong old man grug to civilized white boy... baka got humbled again...
rip 70 europoor coins X 2 months of summer intercourse i guess but i am glad i tried it
Use your shaving razor and press the ends between razor and finger at an angle. It will make it end more feathery instead of so blunt and awkward
The ol scenekiderino "tfw no feathering shears" trick
maybe night gayming the higurashi 4
i doubt its fixable