How do i recover from this i wanna smash this goth baddie
Help
why are men like this? you're so god damn stupid.
Please give me some foid insight into this situation i am begging
woman acting like she is above it all on a fucking dating app
man trying to pointlessly mask his intentions with irony and humour
dating apps are a serious cancer on modern social customs
ok so here's the deal, don't do that
you don't ask for sex like that unless it's a well established relationship
are these your first messages with her? this is only MARGINALLY better than a dick pic
Okay thank you i did this before and the girl responded positively and i got a date out of it kek but not this time
NTA but hornily begging like a perv is not attractive to any woman.
Have you tried talking like a normal person? That could work.
How was that begging it was a simple offer
this will only work on extremely desperate women and you don't want them anyway
So "offering" makes it okay and less weird somehow?
Yeah you are right i found her tiktok after the date and it was just her reciting slam poetry about getting pumped and dumped and hating men its a shame because she was cute and intelligent when we talked but clearly unstable
Why is she still responding if she isnt in to me
is my rizz working
Why was that your follow up to her?
using discord gifs on a dating app
If your good looking enough even the most cringy text will get you laid.
you cannot be this dumb man, kill yourself
these read like tranny posts
your life needs to be turned into a tv show kek
Maybe try being kind and constructive like the goth baddie instead of telling me to kms
i facepalmed in real life
Couldn't you start conversation like normal human being instead of being retarded ? Hello i find you attractive, can we chat for a while ? Even that shit would be more better then BADDIE ALLERT fucking redditor type shit.
but you are being yourself
It's okay OP my dating app convos were retarded like this too. Dating apps are just retarded in general I could not help but devolve into trolling eventually because fuck all the hoes on there. Anyway she is dry af (like all of them on there) so you can just keep trolling her either way she will stop responding eventually once someone else starts giving her attention
be yourself :)
what a fake fucking goth holy hell
I am a 35 yo virgin guy. I always wondered. Isn't the point of those pickup lines to be fucking cringe retarded and painful? Like both the guy and the girl know it is retarded and tge guy says it ironically?
Hello i find you attractive, can we chat for a while
Sounds like an autistic robot.
Yeah most of the time they give more attention to you if you are saying weird/unique things because it's more interesting than all the generic "hey"s they receive
Should i own her with facts and logic or say something retarded again
Here's some better advice for you anon
Damn. Just ask to meet her for coffee, bro.
IKR. I fucking hate that we can't be up front about fucking, without getting blocked or disregarded. They won't allow it; for non-Chads anyway.
It's fucking stupid that people match, obviously find each other attractive, but still have to dance around the actual fucking, which is the whole point of a sexual relationship. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
you're underage and she's fucking fat as shit
Jesus Christ and I thought I was bad at talking and texting
Thanks for the confidence boost
one word replies
It doesn't matter bro you're not gonna smash
More retarded things. It is working. She is still talking to you. Of course it is working as in she thinks you are a circus animal for her entertainment but sex was never an option to begin with.
you are a dumbass, women want to be courted, you cant just go and say that this is not grindr
you couldve approached her with something like
wow you are most beautiful woman i ever seen or
i really love your style it fits you so well!
Yes but you want to kind of be normie in shit like this and don't want to scare lady of with bullshit like baddie alert.
these are the most foid-automitc-response sounding things, you're retarded
As a zoomer myself we do not claim him.
Okay nevermind bro this chick is a red flag do not pursue further.
but it usually works fine for me heres another example
tell her "why dont you teach me how to do all those things while we hang out" or some bullshit like that
just ask to hang out, talk more, etc
b urself
hahaha
Bros that wasnt very nice
Yeah if you are her type and she wants to possibly get a fuck then yes. If you are not her type then you will have to take it from different side and actually get to know her. Not all woman are willing to spread in 10 minutes.
If you are after good fuck and then leaven i don't know if it's going to be worth.
but now you already ruined it you can say something like
btw sorry for the way i approached you! im very shy and dont have many experiences
but for gods sake, dont jump for extreme sexual stuff. i had a guy friend whom i really liked, but he started to talk bdsm stuff with me despite we only knowing each other for like 3 days, its the best woman repellent
they read like men trying to mimic the foid-automatic-response. literally what girl says "god damn"? my tranny sense is incredibly honed, don't question me, anon
you have to be normie to talk with normies duh the world isnt r9k
Kek should this be my next reply word for word? Out your shit ass theory to the test?
just be yourself
okay All my niggers heil hitler!
nooo not like that aaaaa
You don't you just have to know what to say.
That's why i don't start conversations with anything much because i don't know who i run to im not going for flashy autistic stuff that might somebody enjoy but rest will say "no fuck that im not in mood for this..." first minute decides everything specially when you are dealing with people personally.
not exactly word for word but something along these lines. but PLEASE stop saying these retarded stuff that you said before please
That's painfully cringe
I genuinely winced when I looked at it
Aren't you kinda saying it doesn't matter what you say either way? How blackpilled of you anon...
What i say is that you need take conversations more tactically and learn from how they respond to you. Instead of going right away for what you want.
Ask her if she is trying to get rid of you or if she really thinks you can just buy a new personality. I am curious.
i doubled down but i will do what you said next i like that
Noooooo anon! Stop being confident! Women hate confident guys!
First of all i'm guy, second of all women don't say god damn? Lmao what the fuck yes they do. Also calling anyone a tranny that doesn't think texting "backshots?" to a girl is appropriate or going to be a successful line is retarded, you're just a dumb ass incel.
She's into you, don't stop. You can tell because she's still replying. You will be fucking goth pussy by nighttime. Keep up the good work.
Do you retards actually not know how to be normal in a text convo with women lmao, you're not seeming confident you're coming off as a horny sperg. You can't seriously blame women when this is how you text them.
doop da di goop mofuggen bix nood?
OP is obviously a shitposting chad considering how fucked his responses are and the women are STILL responding back to him
An entire thread or clueless permavirgins critiquing him with a straight face, too.
you don't want them anyway
yeah, that sounds terrible, haha...
kek yeah you exposed me
What app is this it looks familiar
okay what now she avoided the question
If you think you're bad you're probably just ugly.
Don't want to be softly implies that people can change their personalities if they wan to. She is dumb. That last sentence is optional. So is this one before and this.
for gods sake say what i told you earlier before its too late
you might be chad thundercock but everything has limits
You mean this?
btw sorry for the way i approached you! im very shy and dont have many experiences
Im pretty confident that this will just nuke my momentum but i will consider trying it kek she will be confused by the sudden switch up
He either never had a chance and is just a jester for her or he can fuck her and it doesn't matter what he says cause she will just rationalize everything to suck his dick. I am so tired of people pretending human sexuality is some kind of highbrow intellectual selection. Especially on a fucking dating app.
yeah
and you are retarded, your not having a momentum you are just embarrassing yourself in astronomical levels
Damn these threads always give me a minor self esteem both, when i first got on dating apps at like age 19 until like age 22 my ability to talk to women through text was just like this, like unbelievably awful and cringe. I once told a woman that I wanted to "explore her her pussy like a cave (that occasionally bleeds)", just the most embaressing autistic shit on earth
Now I feel like Lando tier in comparison to my old self.
Anyway she's lost, literally just start over with someone else and try pretending to be a normal adult man even if you aren't one
Okay lets see how well your theory works
great. now when she replies you can invite her to a date. make sure to have some place in your mind, women dont enjoy having to pick a place
something along these lines:
are you free this weekend? i know a nice place around my neighborhood and i would love to take you there!
and then dont mess up
its this that skibidi rizz you zoomers are always talking about?
it is called grindr
I think you sunk me
Who would have thought that a whore that uses dating apps as a meal ticket would give bad advice.
SOVL
she's a bitch and deserves to die
Your pics must be decent at least because if you were proper ugly she wouldn't even bother replying
She's incredibly dull though, there are AIs with more to say in response to weird shit
AIs are incredibly verbose and well-written, not comparable at all to this girl.
is she dumb what does this mean
Kinda the opposite I've been approached and called hot several times but they fuck off after a few minutes of enduring my autism
shes retarded you should just pump and dump
This was always the plan
well come on anon did you get it?
Still working on that kek
if they arent messaging you first you already lost
she came straight out the gate with this
spergmaxxing works
Stop watching porn, jesus christ your brain must be fried.
Either that shit is fake or you look like a supermodel for her to stick around after this shitshow of a conversation lel
Not fake I am chadlite on a good day
I constantly keep being reminded that i should not feel bad about bitchless faggots because its almost always their fault that they are where they are
Did you read the whole thread
Ever seen the rekt threads on Anon Babble? Chicks like that, but their rekt threads look more like this one and less like indians getting run over by trains. Although quite a few women like that too.
She's probably bored
Feel so close but so far away what do nos
Faggot attention whore thread
wait she has a kid lol? Is it brown?
I don't know its not in the pics should i ask her about that
wait she has a kid lol? Is it brown?
he'd be willing to date a single mother if the kid was white
cuck
nvm found her facebook its white also there is a pic of her in a siege mask holy kek
Lovely, sounds like 7 undiagnosed mental illnesses
She's a single mother
oh god
Explains why she's still talking to OP
"Backshots?"
Lmao what a pathetic faggot, can't imagine how little self respect she has to stay after that opener
Thats the whole point it filters out girls with standards
post some pics of her but edit them slightly so they cant reverse-searched
Its wraps bro pack it up big dawg
ah shes a single mom. everything make sense now
pink siege mask lmao
wait is this the og pic? she might be a white nationalist or some holy shit
I added the frame and ss
Rent fucking free anon, get the big black cocks out of your mind
post some more. Shes charming
She told him to get a better personality
anyway while i wait for goth baddie to give me her snap how should i reply to this?
let me hit you up instead fr
what does that even mean like hit her up as in text her? Like you are asking for her number?
Big update on goth baddie
yes anon, you need to earn some trashy goth single mothers SNAP lmao
just say shit like "please mommy (thirsty emoji) I will be a good boy"
You are doing fine lil nigga just keep going.
shii lemme hit that booty shits trippin fr
WHAT APP IS THIS I WANT ATTENTION LIKE THIS
how about a lovely date? Would that earn it?
Mlady
facebook lmao
Queen, please clap thy fat ass booty onto my face and let me floss my teeth with your cum crusted pink g-string. I just love the strong pungent smell of your non-wiped shit flaked asshole it makes my cock throb hard and ready to cum.
Too late already went a different direction
trips of truth. OP, send it. Do it. Do it now.
Why is she still responding if she isnt in to me
Because if a woman wants you, you don't have to do anything. If a women doesn't want you, you can't do anything about it. It doesn't matter what you say or do, that's why.
the absolute fucking state of this board that this thread has 130+ replies
Is there any difference at all between this place and reddit?
i NEEEED to know op, on a scale from 1 to 10 how good looking are you?
Not like there are any better threads lately. This website is just dead now.
Like 7/10 with good angles and lighting in my pics. Tall, conventionally attractive, thin, white
give us some dick pics op
Absolutely not what is wrong with you
is it really that small or are you just a prudish lil bitch?
6.5 inch length 6 inch girth you decide
I bet that actually got her pussy wet as fuck, but she didnt want to seem like a whore so she pretended to ignore it
she was desperate enough and it was funny the first time. Behave like a normal fucking adult. Ask her out on a date somewhere interesting instead of HI CAN I HAS PONOS IN VAGOO. Give her a reason to be wet for you.
Post dat bwc please
Actually shut the fuck up you are ruining my thread
Why don't you shut him up with your bwc homeboy
Kudos to that girl patiently answered your retard questions
Of course, because this was a high quality thread before that
By r9k standards this is a great thread
i mean its fun to make fun of a complete retard i guess, no wonder lolcow is a thing
This is either:
1. Completely fake, therefore what's even the point
2. Literally a chad or semi-chad, and you're all cucks for participating in this thread which is literally just watching chad pick up girls
Its not fake at all i swear
anon and i want to give you that gawk gawk 9000
Are you a man or woman answer quickly
Then see hypothesis 2, GTFO YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what do you think gay boy
i laughed anon how tf you even think of this
Im just horny bro. Cmon its friday, let go a little
Alright new opener. Where would you go from here?
Not at all, it's boring shit
i have a chad friend and by being around him i learned how cringe, stupid, 0 game, boring, people pleaser, uninteresting bitches can be when trying to flirt, this dude is fucking benedetti next to em, kek, bitches are so lame
Make a thread on r9k that gets 150 replies
got time? Where your crib at
This is a glorious thread, probably the best thread in weeks for how amusing it is.
I shouldnt talk ebonics to her, her profile says conservative christian kek
glorious thread
This used to be a thing long ago, and people would use dev tools if on a computer to talk to themselves while making this look real to get replies to their thread. OP's could be real while on a phone, but still you never know.
I'm on my phone no editing tricks
updates us on the goth baddie
She ignored for a while so i double texted still being ignored so i think its over. Cant believe "uwu sowwy for approaching you like that im shy and inexperienced" didnt ruin it but the mommy shit did