Being friends with women Part 2

This shit reads super awkwardly man

My friends mean a lot to me. It doesn't mean I want to be romantically involved.

Yes, you do expect it. Like we should automatically fall for you just because we are friendly. It's why you are insufferable.

I don't. I want a friend to have fun with.

Thank you for confirming why men are terrible.

Yes.

I want a friend to have fun with

I want a friend to have fun with too, but you wouldn't consider me attractive enough for that. What do I get out of being your friend? Be honest. You HAVE to bring SOMETHING to the table.

men are terrible

I never said men and women don't share common traits, bitch, now give me kisses, hugs, and peepee touches, platonically of course.

Not reading that

Don't have the attention span to

I'm sorry bro

Or not

Whichever one is most appropo here

My guy friend wasn't attractive either. He was overweight and short. We had many things in common and we supported each other. I was there with him when his parents passed from a car accident. I was there to help him with funeral plans. I was there to help him get a job. He helped me get through hard times as well. Friends do that.

Even further proof men are terrible and irredeemable.

If you would have offered him sex, he would have 150% taken that opportunity in an instant.

Guess you like your male friends to be weak and afraid. Doesn't sound like a real friendship to me, it sounds like you manipulated him and took advantage of him for your own personal gain. Karma will bite you in your flabby pancake ass.

I'm a militant lesbian

Cool story, (((femanon))).

I can't believe you would hurt her like that, OP.

No, I like supporting my friends. It's what we're there for. Like I said: I was there for him during his darkest hours. I do not ask to reciprocate for me as that is what friends do. I don't expect you to know since you obviously don't have actual friends.