Lost my job, cars fucked and I have no family and friends. Don't have any type of education so not much point left now
How do I kill myself without a gun?
fill a bathtub with beans and eat it until you explode.
good ol' tub o' beans. i;m thinkin about tho's
Beans? How would that work?
didn't read a single word but I just want to know what does this picture mean
the 'jak that acked the camel's back
Where u from?m
You eat the beans until you explode. Was popular in the 1800s
The straw that broke the camel's back, it's not accurate though in the idiom it's not actually one straw, it's a big load of straw but there is a point in which it becomes overladen
UK
Why couldnt I just eat almonds or some other food?
if you're young and somewhat in shape go see a military recruiter and explain your situation. you will still die but slower and with a purpose.
I have autism so I can't. Besides, I'm in the UK, I'm not joining an army that supports jihad scum over their own people.
Just be open with your autism tell everyone how autistic you are then they won't think you're so weird for not talking
aren't you eligible for disability aid?
if not go look for associations that can help you.
if it's anything like France you won't be homeless for long(if it ever comes down to that)
autism.org.uk
i have assburgers so i know the drill
Tried that in my last job, I went home crying alot from people ttreated me...part of that was me being a pussy, but really, how are you supposed to reason with people who look like this
I dont have an offical diagnosis, I dont know how to get one
People won't look like that in the military not the recruits, everyone's over weight and those guys look gay they probably more worried about what you think of them
contact the associations and explain your situation. they could possibly get you a diagnosis.
i got diagnosed as an adult in one of those associations but i don't know how it works in your country.
idk if mental diagnosis counts, but the waiting line for doctors and stuff is absurdly long because of all the muslim rats. Like back surgery takes years to be seen to.
How do I kill myself without a gun?
can someone answer? I need it too.
apply for universal credit for starters
for the autism thing call 0808 800 4104 maybe they can help you
*when you call them don't forget to explain the urgency of your situation
Why couldnt I just eat almonds
That's not a manly way to die
I'd rather just die, the world cleary wants me dead. I dont want to live a miserable life on benifits
The problem is pain, you could just stab yourself in a major blood vessel then bleed out, once you barely have any blood in you your brain should shutdown and if it dont get oxygen in the next 10 minutes all of your neurons fucking die for good.
it's just until you bounce back. look for a new job. the benefits are for you not to just die in the meanwhile. you paid taxes, now you will have a return on it. i fail to see the problem.
you are a gullible retard
I cant bounce back, I had car which let me work delivery but I dont have that now so im useless. I dont want to live because the quality of my life sucks no matter how hard I try to fix things
fill a tub with water and drop a plugged-in toaster in it. alternatively find an extremely high bridge and aim for the concrete below.
How high is good enough?
80-100 feet is considered fatal, even against water, since it's like concrete from a high enough fall.
what's wrong with your car btw?
I put too much oil in it and now the engine is fucked. Garage told me its no good.
You shouldn't kill yourself. You won't get to enjoy it. It's pain and panic and then nothing. I genuinely always really appreciate nature. Try going for a walk. I know that sounds stupid but it's very grounding for me. Maybe it'll help. It also shows there's beauty in the world.
in 10 years you'll laugh about it. don't an hero over this. pls
I tried that plenty of times try and feel better and I just come back just as upset. Nature is beautiful but when I have no family or friends to enjoy it with it means nothing.
someone at the end of their rope won't be dissuaded from it until the last second.
I dont want to be alive in 10 years. I didnt even think I would get where I am now
I didnt even think I would get where I am now
seems like you tend to underestimate yourself then.
i've been tired of life and wanting to jump by the window for 30 years now. i bet i can do an other 30
Why bother when the quality of my life is bad. Ive tried to fix my life but its as if im cursed. I dont want to live another 10 miserable years
go to your nearest "culturally enriched" area and yell the n word REALLY loud
If you can afford to ride on a cruise ship then just do that and jump off into the sea at night, they are not going to have enough time to save you.
A cheaper option is to OD on something while being tied to a noose.
Buy a couple containers of pic related and swallow as many whole pop corn kernels as you can. Then wrap yourself in a heated blanket and turn up the heat to maximum.
Thats sounds like it will be really painful
You won't feel a thing bro trust me. lots of people do this