SPH edition
/britfeel/
Based thread de lid
Need to ask a questions
Calling out my name
Nothing seems to bother
Wish I had a clue
C'mon abuse me more I like it
Well I don't think you like me
Well I hate you as well
No one seems to like you
Wish I couldn't tell
C'mon abuse me more I like it
C'mon keep talking 'cause it's true
C'mon abuse me more I like it
C'mon keep talking 'cause it's true
Your hair is small de lid.
Wilverchair
im gunna bang tim murpheys black wife
I'm LSFPL and I approve of this thread.
Kek lads going to be yanklass posting those images all the time now. you've opened pandoras box .
DON'T SIT DOOOOOOWN!
and I approve of this thread
what are you commander Shepard and this is your favourite general on the citadel?
i remember some April Fools joke where everyone was speaking in leetspeak, Anon Babble and Anon Babble brit people took over the board as refugees on small Anon Babble-boats, and now it's 10pm i have a splitting headache that presumably only MORE ketamine can cure (it's a painkiller if you think about it)
now everyone's well into this Yanklass who is a full-on Anon Babble camgirl except we're now adults in our 30s, also i just realised Anon Babble has a board dedicated to Virtual YouTubers which are like Gaia Online avatars you puppeteer and make cutesy voices to
is it possible i've just been in a coma since the 2000s? i don't accept that it's 2025 and we genuinely, actually do not have robots or regular trips into space
godsmacked are also alright, the bird on the cover is fit as well, I like mental looking alt girls
yanklass's tuppence
How long until 'Yanklass' suddenly starts shilling her OnlyFans?
no yanklass is just some ugly man in a wig attention seeking. it is super grim as you just know any female coming here for attention from racist parasite incels must be fuck ugly and have zero personality. grim as it gets
corr I'd sub to her desu
oh to be 22 fucked off my head on speed and lager head banging to this tune with my old friend from work.
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havent spoke to the bloke in years. sad really.
Northern Ireland getting 10 percent tariffs from UK and 20 percent because of Ireland. LMAO.
I'll laff so much if Yanklass turns out to be a tranny
/simpfeels/
This is Anon Babble so the chances are pretty high
It World Autism Awareness Day x
bloke or not it is grim
i can believe she's there some singleton in America with a big fancy American kitchen and this online attention does it for her. honestly, it's quaint, there WERE girls on the internet and they WERE getting some easy kick out of validation/approval. that's not even bad, really.
she said she has BPD and it all sounds grim. my actual seetheances come from the fact that she has a nice kitchen and i don't.
We all SPH losers in life x
He only imposed a 10% wariff
Better than the 25% we were expecting
makes me want to be in an alt club drunk af, bet this would sound great whilst pissed, miss having mates, its not rite
I'm a semi-regular in this general yeah
I said mate im fucking going bed it 4 am it mate passing out
he whacked on this track youtu.be
coooooor go on lid x
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it one of those songs where you can let loose and just go mad. same here. I lost touch with him but looking back he was a good chap. ah well. life goes on :(
OF culture is grotesque and sad. Women constantly bitching about being objectified by men now voluntarily reduce themselves to nothing more than vapid imaginary fuckholes for lonely simps.
Starting to think this Donald Trump fella is a real jerk.
and what are you doing here mong? you literally fulfilled seans sexual fetish. fuck off from our general you infested axe wound cunt
I would kick you out the gaff if we were doing speed nd you pit on mosher tunes
25% wariff on the EU
10% wariff on the UK
Lmfao Brussels fuming
good thing I dont do drugs and also would never hang out with you
GEN Z AND A MINI. X
Trump even hitting Israel with tariffs. Fucking hell.
hhl no one cares pal
Why do you think this is a good thing? You're such a Trump boot licker. Pathetic. You're not even American.
hhl does not have a working brain. he is racist against immigrants yet leeches from the same society. honestly blokes retarded
Idk what tariffs is i could look it up nd pretend next time it's mentioned but am not fussed. Seeing it come up a lot. Literally no clue. But my Panadol extras went up to 6 quid so ik the economy fucked.x
Gna watch this film nd sleep before the BST sun is back x am feeling pretty comfy from the weather though nd generally like maybe this year won't be too bad after all
yeah me paracetamol lmao x
I never said it was a "good thing". Some are just worse off than others, and that's a silver lining.
But I'm a racist parasite too?
I live in a small subsidized apartment. My kitchen is only cool because I've filled it with vintage stuff, nothing luxurious. And BPD is grim indeed.
I just like you lads, even the meanies.
I feel happy here.
Might rip a fartington soonish, me
oh good you can nosh sean off for attention then
Would you do a cuddle with me x
Mommy yanklass x
2 grown sons she doesn't see
single mother
shameful body count
posting cleavage and L signs on Anon Babble in her 50s
teehee I'm so trad not like those OF girls
deffo gonna be one of them where in a week or two comes to her senses and fucks off forever and then anons will be talking about her for at least a decade afterwards
It's easy, lad. For example:
america introduces 10 percent tariffs on UK goods
So if you're importing a UK product at 10 quid, you pay a 1 quid surcharge. The Importer pays this.
Trump is trying to force companies to make things in America instead of importing. He's quite the retard.
thanks for this one lad, will give them a listen.
cyberspace has ruined reality. we need to come up with some way to get rid of the internet. we just had a global pandemic can we have a global EMP or some sci-fi shite. just give us a few of those old times back, in a way.
You like Blizzard ice creams? I got one when I was in New Jersey. Filled with MnMs. It was like a McFlurry but 10x bigger and 10x lush.
the five great mongs plus one knows some mong who worked at sunderland university
did I mention I'm a based racist too teehee
*lights a cigarette and contemplates life
Rhat actually makes sense. Cheers lid.X
i was trying to think of what the fuck we even export, particularly to the US, BBC article specifically mentions cars.
so we actually produce some high-end luxury fancy cars for the ultra-rich, who gives a toss. it's not the old days of British steel or British coal or anything, you're just buying a classy brand, fine. good for you.
i trust random anonymous weeaboos more than the news: will the UK just copy other countries and introduce tariffs right back? there's very little from America i feel we need. we just share a common language, at this point.
China's economy is kill
we need to tax things imported from the souf
I WIPE MY ARSE W THE SOUF!
Would quite enjoy Ireland and Scotland teaming up to invade England.
#banwales
any tariffs on your lonesome poos?
Might wash me arse in the sink
washing your arse
alri normie
I see them, but moved back to where my parents and grandparents grew up once my sons became adults, so now they visit me here. Living in a big city out west with drive-thru liquor stores on every corner was too much for me. As long as I'm taking batter care of myself they're happy.
I've been here for a few years, not going anywhere BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
I've not heard of this brand. We have Penn State Dairy School Creameries here and people go mental for this ice cream.
will gladly become a traitor and pledge allegiance to the United Paddyjock Republic.
i'm sick of things not happening in my lifetime, that should have, by now.
England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland?
All welper's world x
You live in a care home
what happens when you pull the spacker cord?
Nukes are launched at every capital in the world.
Playing dress up w my big sister gave me brain problems
What would you do if I shrank to a few inches tall in front of you?
How could u be BPD and INTP? Is that real? Ive got a bpd diagnosis but I don't pit much stock in it,think it's pathologising my INFP nature like most psychiatry
i am too far gone i don't even understand what fetish this is.
can someone who has the intelligence and willpower please create a system of drones that ferry us gruel and mood-stabilising drugs? i just want to be Cipher in the Matrix, if he also wasn't a dickhead. we opt in.
I'd fashion you a wee chair and share my dindins with you. Nothing fancy, just some ham with asparagus and tomatoes topped with italian spices and parmesan. You can watch this with me as we eat:
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Aye like brave new world. Weve got all the shit parts ofmdystopias with none of the epic forced psychotropic drugs etc. BORING NEW WORLD is where we live x
big sister's dirty soles
Got some mint viscounts x
Idk but when i was over her house last yr when she took her shoes off in the garden my wee sister goes like that to her "are you letting the dogs out" nd I was thinking its fucked what the internet has done even to.normal ppl
Time get the tunes on nd set some nice vibes for tomorrow x a new day
I hope I didnt offend crossy before with my nasty post. apologies.
Bit of a foodberg coma going on right now there innit
Phwoar
No not offended,jist don't let ppl wind you up too much on here cause that's what they want.Xx
Wuppas on wap
yeah it's such utter grimness but how are we not at the levels of automation where this is feasible? we all want to be comfy.
just waiting for AI to hit sone singularity point where it solves everything. doesn't mean we all have pre-set lives, just any NON-desirable anythings are a historical curiosity to futurekind.
they don't let him use an oven
China - 34%
EU - 20%
Vietnam - 46%
Taiwan - 32%
Japan - 24%
India - 26%
South Korea - 25%
Thailand - 36%
Switzerland - 31%
Indonesia - 32%
Malaysia - 24%
Cambodia - 49%
United Kingdom - 10%
South Africa - 30%
How it should be x
he makes all his own meals
Fuck outta here normie. This is a safe space for spackers and losers.
Am not optimistic technology will be used for nething other than adverts but I hope youre right
Too fokkin roight lad
Apparently its a whole month
*is aware of autism in your path*
Ok lad good to know.
this is clearly a majority normie general with a few spackers here for entertainment. put your wee trip on and dance, dolly x
Prefer misogyny shippy over transphobia shippy
Finally. A month for me and my frens x
If it's any consolation. I'd even prefer arbroathy here rather than Yanklass
sad state of affairs. we're on the internet it's all not costing us owt besides just going online, we're not paying by the kilobyte. but them lads on YouTube are telling me to buy a VPN in the same way 1930s radio dramas would pause to talk about Lux Toilet Soap.
Adam Smith would be rolling in his grave.
Hand over the turkey winosaurs and nobody gets fucking hurt.
Sunflower gang
A very unkind cut, dear sir
Both are welcome. We all are here. Even that lad who used to post that woman with the prolapsed arsehole.
Weve got the chat logs. Ur live on youtube say hello to our viewers it was me on the chat de lid Im a decoy you thoigjt I was 14 year old girl. Youre a waedophile, FESS UP!
All are welcome all are welcome in this
They was doing that hymn jn the church I went after narcotics anonymous
Peace in our time x
Garn watch some Family Guy in beddingtons now. Cba for vidya.
Here my farm at the moment. Nothing special right now but all these blueberries about to come in and that's a lush. Got 4 new chickens too.
Watched a few of these lad and everybody that has them are turbo normies. Piggybacking on us real spackers for internet clout. Just not right.
Looks a gid start lad lots of space to use, dont think I've ever planted stuff up the top left. Is that a cat or doge you got x
Whats all the green lad? Are those weeds?
Feels gid when you get loads of crops like those blueberries nd make loads of dosh in one go i just like to speedrun money to get the horse earlier,usually do mining nd fishing
That's a dog. When I'm rich I'm going to buy him a doghouse.
No, lad. That's all grass. I let it spread over the entire farm. You can let animals out in Spring, Summer and Autumn to graze and once I've got Silos I can cut the excess for hay in the winter.
Yeah I might wait until Fall to do jam because I need the money quick and can't really make enough Preserve Kegs right now.
Ah fair enough mate. Never played stardew valley. I enjoyed harvest moon on the Super Nintendo and always wanted to try it. A bit burned out of video games at the moment, might give it a go later.
Its very similar tk harvest moon b,deffos give a try its cracking x
Ok mate I will look into it. thank you.
Heh Meg is dating the chicken's son.
Bloody hell every night a sudden wave of depression flows over me. Like a curse from castlevania 2. Every night its like a little demon comes out and makes me sad. Grim. Had enough.
5 whole weeks no wokey this week.
Feels good man.
Same to be honest just been monging out on vidya to keep me going.
Never seen hannibal just heard this on there nd minded that footmong said that to me last year about lion in the room when I was on about feeling anxious dnt know why hes friendly to me some days nd throw toys out the pram pure hissy fit other days its all gid though am no stranger to mood swings being INFP nd all
Its rly a curse born introverted in a world designed by and for extroverts but then add in am specifically 97% introverted nd worse, INFP...its over
Am losing my mind.............CUTELY!
Turdington coming on strong just now
As long as am still cute, I can survive
Shippy we are exact same age nd ive never lost a hair on my head. Am not saying to put you down just to show off nd humblebrag my superior celtic genes. However you are more asset rich, taller, better work ethic, less gay voice, the abacus of nature is always balanced
Don't think you'd like Hannibal. It's very gory. They got away with a lot for a network show. Wish it was never cancelled.
I wanna get Space Jam'd me.
Take me to the TOON WORLD dimension NOW.
Fortnite is broken
ASMR time x
Was working fine for me when I was playing earlier.
I was thinking that w/ Whitechapel,, I finished it other night was class, kind of life on Mars vibes but more gothic than scifi,but esp the last season I was finking fxking hell it is proper proper gory for a normal BBC thing on the telly, I kind of don't remember normal telly being that gory before streaming, but aye it was good other than that just some parts I closed my eyes for lkke the lassie getting a boil on her hand cut off with a knife boke looked away from the screen didn't i
Women owe me soles
Gna get ready for bed even though am not tired sick of all nighters turning me loopy x
ASMR girls gaslight me. It unrelenting.
Cheers x
GN, lids. Always us same lads during the night. Never can go to sleep at a normal time. Not in my nature.
British summer time is fxing me up. Was doing OK then that happened nd i was up tk 9am back to back days
No pussy, no girlfriends.
Only parasocial simping for me. Oh aye x
I go sleeps now. Have to be up early for a warcel coming. Fuck Royal Mail x
Not being funny bt I known ppl who hated their dad or other relative like a granny but stayed civil for inheritance I was thinking how my dad always said he had been saving money since I was born to give me when i turn 18,, nd I went no contact when I was 17 lol I mean not to sound like a lizard person but practically speaking maybe I should responsd his texts if not emotionally. I know it sounds shit but thats reality when am a neet for 10 yrs w nobody who cares about me xcept my mammy is it really wise to make more enemies in this life?" Don't know how to speak to him really though,,too much time has passed idk
Lol I read that like warcel a incel in a war. Night x
We all Warcels in life x
Nighty night x
Am not on about money itself but just connections in life,having someone 2 contact if something goes wrong most have loads. I have mammy,,stpdad nd my sisters live in England now,so that's it. I very alone.x
Our war is a spiritual war x
Good spaffington just now
Nd you know the guy on the bus,,he was saying how he took time off work when sekiro came out nd I says thats cool I did that but for dark souls 2 he says nd what did you think of the game am lkke that "*sigh*" he says aye it was disappointing I says aye a bit but the PvP was good and I still gaslighted myself into enjoying it long enough to finish it few times. But you know it reminded me how my precious departed old cat passed away soon after DS2 came out so i wasn't in the best mood at the time. It made me think how oor wee cat now was at the vets other week nd they're wanting 800 quid to take some of her teeth out. Well my mam will pay it but you know when the old cat was sick I felt glad at least that i had a job so even if it was a lot of money I could cover w/e bills she needed so that she would be more comfortable in life I felt like work is shit but at least it means I can do stuff like this. Nd when she did die I gotnthis fancy wee urn for her ashes in but it's not the same as having her in the house anymore though. But aye just something on my mind lately.
Wonder how many lads ITT pee sitting down like me. Germans call us sitzsprinklers x
We call you Sitzpinkler
tfw no sitzsprinkler gf
Its a funny word
Raus raus x
The nonce hunters are cancelling me because of PC culture x
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Lol at all the redditors in the comments trying to treat this as a "capitalism" problem rather than a feminism problem
*nonce hunter reads out chat logs* oh sorry did u get offended snowflake? Did you get triggered by what I says? Wittle babby gna cry? Xxxxxxxxx
it wernt a left wing redditor you wer speakin to, it wer me, big dave
Speaking of nonces i w*nked to these feet every day when i was about 12 just googling "milf feet" "mature feet" nd her site was 1 of the big sites at time I mean like 2005. So i just saw her pics for the first time in well over w decade tbe other day nd i had a "moment" and googled and she's still fucking doing content now. Now she was ALREADY "mature" in the 2000s. So she would be mummified by now you'd think but desu she doesn't even look that different. So fair play 2 dee lass. X shouts outx
I been feeling those demonic vibes like helper mentioned but its funny the night he said that was the 1st day in ages for me that i didnt feel it anymore. But it came back today big time. Occult fufkery in the air rn
Mind on new years eve 2023 somebody on Anon Babble said 2024 will be a time warp back to 2019 I dont fink that happened but this 2025 we definitely entered some dark timeline. Something off about it
Gene Hackman kicked off smth too, deffos Mandela related,I remember him dying ages ago in 1 timeline nd I remember him being dead before I was born in another one,no fuckinf way he was just alive milling about this whole time though, take me for a fucking eejit
we reached the point of no return in 2012, no timelines since then are good in any way
Based knower. CERN fucked something up that year.
Its inevitable that ppl will bully me. Fink i will stop posting for a while after tomoz like beanbean even although I enjoy posting on tbe one hand i took day off posting yesterday nd desu my mental mind was a bit better. Just a bit lonely but general stress nd my nerves was a bit improved. Idk
1 more wuppa down the hatch nd then ill head off barman
U have the right to remain cute x
Got to remember the sun cream now. Well if its balmy in glasgow now it must be hot everywhere. My wee sis got sunburn already. Its only April but desu the heat down souf is mental i mind sweating like a piggy wig when I stayed at hers over the summer few yrs ago. Beauty sleep + SPF50 + SPF15 lip balm + moisturise when u get home + after sun simple as!
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