/britfeel/

Jim Dowson edition

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Why did you make a new thread you stupid cunt we were only on page 8 and almost hit 600 posts

SAKE

The year is 2005 and this man has just told your 16 year old sister that she has a nice minge.

What do you do?

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GET A JOB YOU DISABLED FUCKS
what job?

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Downloading that Texas Chainsaw Massacre (PS5 version) me. Oh aye. Will play a few games then garn beddingtons but having me lasagna now.

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I've confronted that guy in the street.

Funny enough this guy
routinely walks past my house every single sunday playing the guitar and singing 'Kumbaya'

being anxious isn't a disability

I'm a Friday night simp for Karen Gillan and it's lush x

make nu thread for de lads

immediately get called a stupid cunt

it not rite lads, me bit sad now

Not even joking if somebody even tries to take anything in my collection Im going to fight to the death. Last man standing. Posts like that make me on edge.

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got that trailer park boys on now n aw. oh aye.

She really looks like Sophie Turner. Every time I see her posted I immediately think 'Corr, SP is back'

corr remember when she wore that police outift x

There is something I said I would never do, I did it twice, and both times managed to avoid disaster

Have a spicy curry 30 minutes before an 8 hour bus ride in southern Bolivia?

I really have hit the jackpot in life. Cheers x

Oh aye she can arrest me anytime x

Now that sounds like something you'd only do once.

Won fuck all on the Eurowillions. It just not right.

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You having any bets on the National lad? I'm tempted to put an each way on Stumptown.

Voluntarism as a moral outlook is disproven by the existence of tattoo artists. I reckon. Or gay sexington frankly.

Fuck HHL x

Miss the days when SSM was gambling and you could follow his horses finishing last daily.

I'm doing me wets in t' morning de lid.

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This thread is becoming /Helperfeel/ these days. He's overtaken SSM as the most obsessed over topic

Necking that wasagna now. Not bad.

why is existing so exhausting, death would be quite the relief i reckon

Bit late for din dins, literally midnight feast territory

30/05/2024 this is a man who can bide his time

SeasideMARK posting has been a bit quiet recently. How come?

Yeah lad the issue is that the vast majority of the rise in disability benefits come from MENTAL disability. It is not people in wheelchairs. It is fuckers who are depressed and anxious and shit.

In another life, I'd Artie Buccomaxx. Womfy restaurant, mob friends, big booba bitch wife shouting at me all the time. Heh. Kino.

That wooty training worked up a wappetite.

might grow a beard for a bit, dunno why but shaving is making my skin feel irritated as of late

Karen Gillan's tuppence

Waren Willan x

Do you wank on coke?

Oh aye I just had lasanga. It was minging but I was too hungry to care

Apparently bitches can abort babies after birth and not face consequences now
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Literally enabling women not to grasp the concept of accountability as if they weren't entitled enough already

I'm genuinely seething at how fucked up this is.

I've tried but it's nearly impossible. Wokey makes you impotent. It's because the hightened arousal is still there but you just can't do anything about it. It's why a loke of cocaine addicts binge watch porn.

Nearly time for beddingtons me, had a 12.5 hour shift today x

You are now entering beddinghamtonshire

Throat is killing, that wovid back in full force I think

moving to Cornwall
it meant to be
my dream come true
with sea views

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Just been monging out as Leartherface on Chainsaw Wassacre. Game is extremely similar to Dead by Daylight.

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flat is overlooking a street

have to listen to normies and women having fun all night long every weekend

I'm so fucking miserable and bitter.

I have to listen to all the crackheads walking past every night. Absolute vermin who need culling.

Yep. This looks like the start of her lewd arc.

Oh aye x

looks like cafebeef

surprised, would have thought you'd have been well into your wanking on stimulants. I've only done it on 4mmc and amphetamine

How do you hang yourself on a door, lads? I see it in films all the time.

Tabula Rasa desu

Gyat dayum those are some nice looking thighs.

Bitch has funny looking droopy eyes. Very distracting.

barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll do the barrel barrel barrel roll

Who cares just look at that arse. Gyat dayum.

Fink i'll finally date my first asian broad soonish

starting to come round to helperlad
he's a lot more chill during the nighttime

Any r/guro fans out there? I like the pictures but the commenters are a bunch of mentally ill foids and troons.

shout out britfeel drinkers
any spirits?

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Garn sleeps now. Need me rest for the booze and bets grind tomorrow. Oh aye.

nite nite night night

Need to take a shidd soon me

can't stop fucking gooning

I've conquered all the chippys
I'm never gonna stop
Chips and peas and gravy
I've ate the fucking lot

Pepperoni pizza
And chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard
'Cause i love my fucking food

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got a bird on me ed lid

Did somebody say horses?

That Jimmy Neutron haircut never fails to make me laugh.

someone fucking post something

Very quiet most of the night, it's been

So we can get 600 posts last thread but after that its deader than shippys hairline? Grim night for britfeel lads.

It Caturday x

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n-night Ziggy, see ya in mornin pal