IDEAL GF THREAD

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IDEAL GF THREAD

female(or male if he's a femboy)

racially European(Nordic/Alpine) or Oriental

virgin(or a widow, or body count of 2 or lower if they were genuine attempts at romance and they weren't black/brown)

16 to 45 years old(16 is legal in my state)

4'11"(150cm) to 6'2"(190cm)

15% to 25% body fat

AA to G cup

"alt" aesthetic(NOT goth, it's like goth-lite, you know what I mean)

or

gyaru aesthetic(NOT those freaks, gyaru-lite, like Kitagawa Marin, though her long nails are gross I hate those ghetto nails)

short, uncoloured, functional finger/toe nails

piercings(no nipple, belly, lip, eyelid, nose, cheek piercings. I think ear piercings look cool, I don't know what all the kinds are called, but no gauges)

no tattoos

blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, red hair, gray hair, pink hair

underlights

unshaved armpit hair

unshaved or maintained pubic hair

apolitical

racist

likes traditional otaku media

likes The Elder Scrolls and Fallout 3/New Vegas

is compatible with an INFP-A

is compatible with a Capricorn

is compatible with a polycule if we all love each other(no more than 3P and no masculine males, only another woman or femboy/trap/her brother)

And you?

implying women hating chuds have an ideal girlfriend

They might romanticise certain traits and ideas they like to jerk off too, but the men and or apes here do not like woman.

You're dumb and stupid

This is shit, fuck off to

Brown hair, brown eyes, 5'7 or shorter without being a medically adjudicated midget, soft voice. I could live with pretty much anything else if that's the base.

You're an election tourist though algo

This is my ideal.
Where to find it?

male (optional)

not boring

also a fellow music/band geek

treats me with respect

i at least don't physically cringe looking at their face

I never saw the point in having a type that goes as specific into looks.

You need to give me a template. My autistic brain isn't interested in this. I need a template to fill up. And a gf.

latina

21-30

from latam

long hair

glasses

tall is a bonus

shut in

b or a cup is a bonus

bratty

gets bashful when I tease her

Ideal gf thread

Femboy faggot in the OP

OP says he wants a femboy

Why don't you just stay at lgbt

That's the most intelligent reply I've ever heard from a chud. Thank you for the enlightening insight, intellectual.

I will now change my ways and curbstomp women.

Pic related probably (preferably a virgin, but just not being a slut is ok as well).

Not liking women does not mean that you can't like a woman, tbf.

Physical:

Not obese or deformed

Rest:

Cares about me

Cares about forming a connection

Isn't a vapid cunt

Unfortunately you don't meet women like this

biofem

don't really imagine a specific race

age +/-5 years of mine (28)

not skelly skinny but not obese either

shaves body hair, trims pubes or shaves completely occasionally

soft pussy with a slighty large visible clit

breast size not relevant as long as shes got good suckable nips

maybe experimented a little, but no seriously high body count, won't mind my own inexperience and maybe find it cute/enduring

can handle my 7.75x6 BWC and will love and play with my foreskin

tomboyish and doesn't put a lot of effort into appearance beyond a little concealer or skincare routines

assertive, independent, and a little dominant but values my insight and opinion on things

alternatively, maybe a little shy or anxious/awkward, but still very strong and has worked on herself to be more independent and assertive

basic hygiene a must

semi-high libido or something close to mine, at the minimum would not care if I masturbated in front of her or to her while she's naked or changing

basic fashion sense, maybe a little hipster wearing mens and vintage clothes, lots of sweaters, hoodies, occasional skirt, jeans, leggings, classic sneakers, plain panties, comfy core stuff

job/career wise im not very picky, maybe a NEET but aspires for school/career, I would like her to do something creative, like singing, playing an instrument, writing, art/drawing, anything creative and something we can bond and collaborate over

wants kids but only when we feel we are stable and have good resources around like a decent neighborhoods/school, income, insurance, and housing, will not rush to have kids but also not an anti-breeder either, birth control/abortions no issue

politically inactive but fairly liberal/left leaning but not in your face so and can tolerate conservatives, will not be offended at racist/gay/sexist jokes and might crack a few of her own

I literally can't help but laugh when I read this shit lmao.

yes, I hate le evil western wom*n, they're all biologically predisposed to be evil... anyway, here's my ideal girlfriend.

shut-in

little bit chubby

early 20s

likes watching nature & history documentaries on youtube

mostly likes staying in but also enjoys going on drives at night

cuddly, will give me lots of hugs and enjoys being hugged

wants to move to the country somewhere quiet

will listen to me ramble about gamedev stuff

enjoys my cooking

pinay

Cis female

Don't care about race

Don't care about height

Not morbidly obese or dangerously thin

Doesn't want children

Has progressive leftist and feminist values

Is fine with unmasculine unattractive men

Doesn't make effort to adhere to stupid gender roles or beauty standards

Likes cats

Likes to read

Is irreligious

Is fine without penis focused or rough and dominant sex

Would accept me for who I am (impossible and will never happen because females only want chads)

cis female

virgin

wont cheat or leave me

goth, anything but fat or chubby

listens to black metal and shoegaze

plays JRPGs, soulslikes, and indie horror games

obsessed with tarot, i ching, astrology, and the occult

hates waking up early, will sleep through alarms

loves staying up late and will stay up overnight at random

avoids crowds, social battery drains fast

overthinks everything, perfectionist to a fault

loves receiving gifts and being spoiled

prefers staying at home with me rather than going outside

sews and/or does crochet

exists

holy hecking based

why dont you like specifically penis focused sex? youve said this a lot, im a bit confused about this. is it because you dont like your own genitals?

I just genuinely like women (despite my frustrations at them) and I dislike the orgasm gap that exists in society, where men are more likely to orgasm from sexual encounters than women. Despite all the discourse about male feminists just being predators, I genuinely value equality and want women to have more orgasms and just don't think the penis focused sex should be the norm. I take things a bit unnecessarily in the other direction but that's just because I hate conservatism that much

Think of all the girls out there whose first time was dick focused sex and who didn't orgasm at all and who perhaps took months or years even before their partners gave them orgasms too. It's sad to think about. And it's stupid because female orgasms don't even need to be that hard. The clitoris is right fucking there. Dick insertion just doesn't stimulate it. I'd rather just focus on stimulating the nice happy little place that basically exists as the female sexual pleasure button, than focus on dick shit

It just feels more meaningful that way

But females have, once again, horrid taste in sex so I'll never get what I want

i also think sex where the only purpose is to get the guy off is bad, i think most people would agree. but female orgasms are largely psychological and i think on a psychological level most women would prefer "penis focused sex" as long as he also rubs her clit every now and then. even though its technically more stimulating i doubt youd really enjoy sex where a girl just sucks your dick and does nothing else.

nta but holy shit this is the weirdest shit I have seen. bro wants to become a eunuch on behalf of female orgasms everywhere. if a stool could exist in human form you would be one. you are not a yes man you are THE yes man. my goodness. what a pitiful existence.

Female orgasms tend to be largely psychological precisely because guys often refuse to take the physical option and instead force the women to rely on the mental side of it. It would not kill women to accept more clitoris focused sex

And it doesn't need to be comparable to just getting sucked off because the use of fingers allows for cuddling up next to a woman, running her clitoris, and talking sweetly to her while doing that. It isn't the stupid dominant masculine Chad style sex females have been brainwashed by porn into wanting but they could always lower their standards and accept that instead
It's not about eunuchs, just about enjoying making someone you are close to feel good. It's weird that you guys are so opposed to making your partners feel good

bio female ofc

white

preferably virgin or very low bc

18 to early 20s

height doesnt really matter

weight doesnt matter as long as not fat

Not too picky, im east Asian btw

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They watched that Sopranos episode about Junior eating pussy 25 years ago and made it their whole personality.

cuddling up next to a woman, running her clitoris, and talking sweetly to her while doing that

this does actually sound nice anon. id enjoy that (coming from a woman). i think a lot of couples do this sometimes, mixed in with other things. i wonder if theres something deeper to this fixation of yours though. i mean, if this is really centered around female pleasure, how would you react if your partner just really asked you to penetrate her, or wanted more traditional sex, and she told you that would arouse her more? or if what youre describing just didnt do anything for her? youre framing this as being about putting your partners orgasms first, but it seems like in truth this is very much what *you* want. is this just what you find most erotic, or are you uncomfortable in the traditional, dominant role? im genuinely curious.

i want a cute loving girl that doesn't mind me being quiet most of the time
i love physical affection, and cats. she must like cats. what else... well id like it if she was around my height. that's all i guess? ohh it would be nice if she liked singing, hearing girls sing brings me a lot of joy

well id like it if she was around my height

As another guy Im glad Im not the only one who feels this way... I dont understand ppl wanting taller or shorter partner... my height ? Thats the hottest Imo... but thats probs coz Im not much of a dom lol

I can't believe he actually decided to make an audio version of his post so the blind girls can have a chance. What a brave feminist.

If she asked for that, it would just show she's brainwashed by conservative penis oriented male dominated culture. I want a progressive woman, someone who would be fine with clitoris oriented sex

It's about multiple things. I want to give women lots of clitoris focused orgasms and I also hate the traditional dominant role. It all stems from my personal values and taking leftist ideals way more seriously than the average leftist and wanting them applied in a relationship too rather than doing the whole "liberated woman in the streets, submissive slave to the patriarchy in the sheets" thing that is so common

Why would it be so unbearable to leave your vagina unpenetrated and JUST do clitoris pleasure?

I want shorter because I want to pick her up every time we kiss standing up.

This reads like a Richard Hanania tweet gone too far.

On the other hand kissing during sex would be a problem unless I replace my spine with a pool noodle...but then how could I ever walk again?

Idk who that is. I'm just being sincere here

Lmaoooo you pretty much described me

Are you a woman or a man, fella?

A leftist who says things you can't quite tell are jokes sometimes.

Are you actually obese?

Wikipedia says he's a right wing, alt right and white supremacist, so he hardly seems like a leftist

Well of course they're going to say that.

All I want is someone to know I exist and to help me not be afraid of people anymore. I freeze a lot due to extreme trauma since I was put in involuntary sedation for 10 years. I cant maintain a relationship because of the aftermath.
The only joy of my life is my pet rabbit, weeb shit and learning cs.

very relatable. i hope you find your person.

involuntary sedation for 10 years

Are we talking coma and you woke up and Donald Trump was the president now because lol why not or you were getting sedatives ground up in your mashed pototatoes.