/r9gay/ - #2535

I have no school during summer anyway but I'm worried about money yeah

You get out of school earlier than I used to, we would go into middle or later May. Anyway any reason why this is? Why was it so urgent? You're still going to have your job at the meowdonalds right?

Idk waa probably but I'm anxious waa

Worst posters list:
1. Pxlschizo
2. Story
3. Chad bottom
4. Meow
5. Brad
6. Drunk tranny and her simp
7. Hue
8. GTA posters

I love that guy from gta 6, he's a such a sexy hunk, I wonder if he's a bottom or top

I'm moving out in a month. Have about a month and a half after that of no supervision and no commitments. Going to have to choose either suicide or a lifetime of wage slavery by the end of it. Either way will involve ego death and hopefully some degree of extreme self-transformation. It's gonna be so fun I'm excited.

How can you move out without a job already? I thought apartments checked that?

I just made a dating Discord catering to gays who for whatever reason find it difficult to pursue relationships, be it due to looks, behavioral maladjustments, shyness, geographical location, autism or overall mentality.

Witnessing this thread and all the suffering within it while 0 effort is made to pursue like-minded anons and create romantic connections with a view towards IRL dating felt like a missed opportunity given that many of the posters here would potentially be decent matches for each other.

It just started yesterday so it's fairly empty still, but it's slowly picking up.

you don't need a job to have money. many people don't know this.

It's a college town, a lot of applications make exceptions for students
And I am the 2nd fattest NEETleech (technically NET) so I can show them mommy's savings that she set aside for me

well have fun then, must be odd living in a college town over the summer when the places will mostly be deserted.

2nd fattest NEETleech

I need to fuck you
We will figure out where to live later

Am I technically a leech anymore since it's my own money I'm draining and not mom's anymore? I know all of that money originally came from mom (or mostly my grandfather) but still.

Good morning everyone.
Everything hurts, and I am alone.
It's gonna be another great day!

Would you date someone that is a topbottomside like you?

Yes, but they probably won't like it.

Yes if I liked him but I wouldn't top regardless

I would take turns with a fellow bottom bf, yes.

That's a switch you retard

2-bottom relationships are DOA because ultimately it's about the mental

Bottoms can top and go balls deep in their tops and it doesn't make the tops or switches, just like tops don't become bottoms

If you are willing to top you weren't a bottom to begin with

I think I'd mostly like to bottom but I can't rule out wanting to top once in a while either.

Oops, touched my pp, guess I'm not a bottom anymore!

2-bottom relationships are the sweetest, most understanding, tender, reliable relationships ever. Two kindred souls that aim to build a connection, be on the same footing, please each other and give all their love for each other.

Touching your penis isn't topping fuckwit

How is topping different from penile masturbation? It's not, thus nobody is a bottom because everyone who ever lived jerked off.

It's the same thing when my penis touches the insides of top's hole

How is having sex with someone different from masturbation

Holy retardation

No, my penis is extremely small so I'll never be able to please a bottom.

It's not that there is not difference but that the difference does not matter.
Bottom/top/whatever is just a preference, not law chiseled in stone.

I would like it my bf wanted to top sometimes, just so we could share that together, but I mostly want to top I feel.

But it is a law chiseled in stone. Words have meanings.

Sure but people don't talk like robots, we're more vague and emotional rather than strictly correct. Like when I say I'm a bottom I mean I have a strong preference towards it not really that I'm a bottom exclusively.
I don't know how many gays would only want to do one or the other but I imagine it's not many.

wearing a flat cage and cutting my willy off so that my "top" bf wouldn't ask me to switch things up

What about the best posters list?

Sex isn't that important to me regardless but I think I would want my fbf to be more assertive/dominant but who knows.

Or you say you prefer bottoming even thought you aren't a strict bottom instead of lying

Can I have a bottom in the streets top in the sheets bf? Ie someone who's kind and nice and likes more feminine interests like I do but during seggs likes to put his pp inside my butt?

bottom means woman

Kys

I am a femboy and only attracted to other femboys like 99% of this thread. Actual men are disgusting, hairy and icky. Being a femboy helps me deal with my dysphoria at being male. I'd transition but being a feminized male feels more feminine than being a tranny.

I am a prisongay tranny and only attracted to other prisongay trannies

got it, try mtfgen

But people here are all like me. They exclusively post feminized anime boys and infantilize themselves, they aren't attracted to actual men.

Here is a picture of a tree.
You are now all dendrophiles and no longer actually gay.

Mistakes were made but you get the point teehee.

2D > 3D doesn't imply a damn thing about trannies, idiot

But we're all autogynephilic femboys who think they're gay here, and we're only attracted to the infantile feminized males that heterosexuals also find attractive.

nujak users should be shot

Peak male beauty according to r9gay. How do people here convince themselves they're gay???

You're autogynephilic autoheterosexuals.

Peak beauty is the guy from GTA VI

No, my line is the masc androgynous guys, too feminine and they become unsexy
He's cute, but he's not attractive

Number 1 bait responder award

Very few people think so in this shitty autogynephile thread

I don't care nigga this fish is hungry

Henry Cavill is currently the most attractive male alive. The guy from the GTA trailer looks like a very basic fuckboy.

This fish is retarded and will be slaughtered for other's pleasure.

You can try, but I'll just vanish into the anonymous mass and I'll be back here tomorrow with you sucking my fat fucking dick and balls

idk how a man look as long as he's a hung dom top

The only "men" r9gay finds attractive

Accept that you're autogynephilic and straight.

Nofap is getting harder and harder

Looks like someone is bigly butthurt.

I'd go gay for him.

Yes
No, it's a verse. If you're going to correct anon and call him a retard at least be correct, retard
Imagine finding out your bottom bf wants to top you one day. What the hell
Meowcoded post
It's more personality based then? Same I feel

tfw no bottom bf to top me

You and meow have a lot in common but ultimately this is a gay thread not a tranny thread and we already have one tranny regular. Besides only men interested in you are bishit coomers because you're mentally unstable retard who will cut off his penis at some point

Imagine finding out your bottom bf wants to top you one day

Only if you wanted to as well, boyfriend!

This fish has yet to finish his daily humiliation ritual

Imagine going on a date with someone you just met. Imagine talking to him and thinking to yourself "is he bf material or not? Hmmm maybe grindrdude#234 is a better match after all". Imagine talking with many different men with purpose of dating (or just fucking, if you're feeling extra degenerate) at the same time. Imagine...

Ok. Now imagine spontaneously meeting someone, becoming friends over time and one day realizing you want to spend the rest of your life with him.

"But but but it's unrealistic"

That's not the same as impossible. The answer to how I met my boyfriend, if I meet him at all, is never going to be "you know, he was the one I liked the most out of 50 guys I was looking at like they're pieces of meat on sale".

just have gay friends dude

I personally would rather be in a relationship where my bf didn't feel too strongly about bottoming or topping because both are good and we will be having plenty of sex all the time anyways so all our needs are satisfied either way.

i'm easily influenced by incidents like yesterday. turning it over in my head, it seems a little gross to drink things that have just been there sitting for who knows how long. a pipe, thats what you want, fresh flowing water, and fresh foods...you only want to buy dry things in packages, like flour, sugar, candy bars, oil, peanut butter, etc...if there's no moisture, all that can happen is rancidity, which is easily detected by taste. i am having this orange arizona, but its from a different and busier store, and i got it half in order to not let these associations totally rule me. but as you can see, i bought a tasty tea, to which one adds one's own fresh running water...it wasnt even on sale so you can tell this is a committed investment. i like rrrrrooibos, its rrrrred.

I need a necklace

OH YES PXLSCHIZO SUCK MY DICK IN THE SHOWER SO I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SCHIZOBABBLE NO ON GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHOKE ON MY BALLS YOU FAT FUCK

god this filter shit is so disturbing. does that really look like a real face to you all? being into this picture doesnt make you gay or agp, it means youre so phonefucked you dont know what humans look like. youre fucked worse than hentai addicts. theyre just in another world, they havent been goosed into thinking actual humans have eyes the size of jumbo eggs. why do people post bizarre images like this?

I love phoneposting on my walks. I love having unlimited internet access in the palm of my hand.