High functioning autistic straight men tend to be either:

high functioning autistic straight men tend to be either:

"sapiosexuaI" without much sensual desire, their relationships are mostly just talking, if they ever have any, maybe have sex occasionally without much other physical contact

have obsessive special interests like trains, planes, cars, anime or star wars. Sometimes very useful learned skills or natural abilities surrounding their areas of autistic focus

able to talk to strangers readily, and often annoy them, like that guy who tries extra hard to be friendly and outgoing around everyone trying to make conversation, but you don't really want to talk to him, wish he would just go away but you don't want to be rude so ignore him until he fucks off, unless he actually gets in your face then you tell him to go away

unaware of their mannerisms or how socially retarded they are, like a really high degree of oblivious to the way they come off, standing too close, talking too loud, "info dumping" and having no filter

or:

hypersexual and preoccupied with girls/women from a young age, when with a gf want to hug and cuddle all the time, but not interested in having sex because it feels both less intimate and a waste of energy

not have much interest in anything, no hobbies, often just playing alone, consuming media, daydreaming about women and all kinds of things

not afraid of social interacting, but don't care for it, and generally have no emotional reaction towards people except if disgusted by their appearance and/or smell, or aroused by the sight and smell of a (female) body

very self-aware, both of their own behavior and how others perceive it, yet still unable to feign normalcy or 'mask' as the other kind may do, and prefer to avoid people because I see them react to my lack of emotional engagement as being snobby/condescending (really it's just neutral detachment with no disrespect intended)

I am the latter. I know I am not alone but feel like a rare breed, the less common type of high functioning autism

Holy shit, the latter one fits me like a glove, except I do have social anxiety. I really have no interests besides consuming media and daydreaming.

im the latter but i get horny and want sex, its just too costly (too much effort, risk, etc)

The former is aspie. The latter is more pdd-nos / Elliot Rodger variety of tism

when people are brain damaged from lead poison and alcohol, calling STEM nerdy, becoming low-IQ chistofascists, and not realizing the physical double bind that Rockefeller created by promoting Petroleum products (petrol>microplastics in the environment>microplastics in eggs of women>more "autism"), while also creating the anti-"autism,"(bottom-up processing[positive connotation]) General education board... then everyone not self-destructive seems "autistic" but really it's just another narcissistic double bind. Who would've though a billionaire would create a physical double bind in reality? It's totally not out of the norm for a narcissistic billionaire to create a physical double bind in reality with structures/institutions *rolls eyes*

You can "power through" the social anxiety and also improve your confidence, but the autism remains.

hypersexual and preoccupied with girls/women from a young age, when with a gf want to hug and cuddle all the time, but not interested in having sex because it feels both less intimate and a waste of energy

this minus the "not interested in sex" part, I want to cuddle and have sex and cuddle some more

have obsessive special interests like trains, planes, cars, anime or star wars. Sometimes very useful learned skills or natural abilities surrounding their areas of autistic focus

and this

not afraid of social interacting, but don't care for it, and generally have no emotional reaction towards people except if disgusted by their appearance and/or smell, or aroused by the sight and smell of a (female) body

and this

very self-aware, both of their own behavior and how others perceive it, yet still unable to feign normalcy or 'mask' as the other kind may do, and prefer to avoid people because I see them react to my lack of emotional engagement as being snobby/condescending (really it's just neutral detachment with no disrespect intended)

and this but when I was younger it was the other

I'm not 100% sure what you're saying, but it seems like you think they knew lead, microplastics, etc would lead to such a specific scenario.
I really doubt that. It's more likely they just don't give a shit and like money, etc.

No I can't.
Captcha: MANPR

Mostly the latter, except that I want to fuck them.
I hate that I can never navigate the talking stage and get them into bed. I always give them the ick and they ghost.
Even if I could bed them. Then my sexual anxiety takes over. I've only fucked escorts and I could never perform, as I knew they didn't desire me.

hypersexual coomer but not interested in having sex because it feels both less intimate and a waste of energy

not have much interest in anything, no hobbies, often just playing alone, consuming media

very self-aware, both of their own behavior and how others perceive it and prefer to avoid people because I see them react to my lack of emotional engagement as being snobby/condescending (really it's just neutral detachment with no disrespect intended)

me but with social anxiety.

I mean you can literally just open your mouth and sound out words, no matter how robotic it sounds.

I used to think I wanted sex, but realized I'm actually my best self when semen retaining, and also don't want to bother with condoms or pulling out, cleaning up cum, vetting each other about contraception and stds, etc. It was nice to fantasize about going raw and creampieing women, but during the few times in my life I was actually in bed with one, just wanted to cuddle, not even fully naked.

I can't sound out words when I can't think of words to say and my voice won't come out.

Former are high functioning. Latter are low functioning or failed normies.

you're confused. low function autistics are thye ones that screech, hit themselves in the head, and literally cannot speak, etc.
also image made me laugh

My dad

Obsessed with trains

My mom

Mentally ill and unstable till she went on meds/therapy

Parents

Had me late, too late for a healthy child

Me

Doomed from the moment I was conceived

Autism is a spectrum

Autists are either like this or like this

Retard. You're part of the reason why idiots like RFK jr exist.

This right here is the most annoying type of autist

But the science says this!

If you present observations as fact you're retarded

Obviously you are the first type, this ain't no research project, just noticed tendencies

v.jpg - 401x406, 53.25K

smaller categories can be grouped into bigger categories

NPC malfunctions

"I'm making an observation" is no excuse to say misleading shit. Yes I am a perfectionist information maximizer, and you can make an observation about my cock if you have a problem with that, bitch.
Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

what a visceral response. do you hate basic conditional logic and venn diagrams that much?

Not sure if deliberately trolling to inflate your ego, or just retarded in the "I'm right you're wrong poo poo pee pee" sense of the term. Don't care either way, goodbye.

ewd.jpg - 500x500, 59.64K

You're disingenuous. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about, if you mislead people into black and white thinking about autist, one of the least black and white subjects of matter there is, you're a nigger. Go hop in a time machine and get executed for being considered inferior if you like the old way of seeing autists so much.

Sometimes its useful to talk in 'black and white' terms, and sometimes its better to use a gradient (shades of grey).
You're just being angry and stupid.
Maybe if you were less angry, you'd be less stupid.

If you were less stupid, you'd be more angry at the bombardment of misleading and false information that you currently regularly eat up. Why do you love eating shit so much?

If you were less stupid, you'd be more angry at the bombardment of misleading and false information that you currently regularly eat up. Why do you love eating shit so much?

Bombardment? It's one person conveying his observations and some people saying 'wow that's so me'. You're unhinged if you feel threatened by this.

Ya got me, behind the screen I'm flailing my arms and yelling out in furious anger at this thread on a maltesian potato farming forum. Get a job, I won't because I got neetbux, loser.
It's okay to admit you love living in an idiocracy, there's plenty of drooling retard giganormies that would love to feel vindicated by your dogshit opinions.

It's okay to admit you love living in an idiocracy, there's plenty of drooling retard giganormies that would love to feel vindicated by your dogshit opinions.

oh i see. you're one of the loopy autistic narcissists.
can you do us a favor and calm down? you're making the rest of us look bad.

I feel like I'm in the middle here. I was preoccupied with girls and sex from a young age like your type 2, but, if I find a girl attractive, I can't talk to her honestly like I'm type 1. It's the only social interaction I've grown to be afraid of. When I had a long distance relationship, and when I spent irl time with her, we didn't even kiss. I daydream a lot about having a successful romantic relationship. On the other hand, I jump between very deep autistic delves into niche hobbies. Beyond that, I exist passively and simply. I don't reach out to anyone to plan anything. I sit on days of vacation at work because I don't make plans. I just idle around, thinking about what-could've-been or playing my newest autistic obsession from dusk til dawn. I've gotten better about not sounding snoddy or stuck up to people, but I'm still paranoid that I'm just a dickhead. I'm so lonely bros.

Yeah guys, I'm out here being a cult leader for my autism supremacy group. The fuck you talking about? Critical thinking is what separates being smart and being an idiot, not autism. I know plenty of autists that are dumber than the dumbest normie I can think of, hell I'm replying to one right now.

Yeah guys, I'm out here being a cult leader for my autism supremacy group.

Typical crazy person response. What are you on about lol?

Critical thinking is what separates being smart and being an idiot

haha really? you must be an expert!

From one autist to another, I understand why you took my joke seriously about me being a cult leader. Still, learn to learn, cause defending the blatantly wrong shit that OP wrote is just pathetic.

Its wrong in the sense that you don't like it.
Do you freak out when people say 'there are only two genders' too?

It's wrong in the sense that it's factually wrong, as in not properly representing reality. Autism is a spectrum, not a 'this or that' thing. Likewise, 'there are only two genders' is also factually wrong, gender identity is a real phenomenon in neurology, unless you want to fully embrace being a reality denier as you've been implying you are.

There is an infinite number of genders that can be classified into two major groups. I wont say what those groups are though. You're a smart ... uhh ... one of those, so I'm sure you'll be able to meet me half way.

The latter sounds like a lazy dark triad neet.

I also understand having autistic hyper-fixations, so if you really want to classify stuff into groups that bad, then don't be a retard and say two, say three. Agender and queer literally do not fall under the definition of male or female gender, so put those in the fucking clown group for all I care. There, that make you feel better? There's men, women and clowns, and you are a fucking clown.

hypersexual here

had fantasies of molesting girls my age and having sex (rubbing nude bodies together) with older women since I was 5. (and no I wasn't molested)
I was super obsessed with nudity as a kid. I didn't have internet until I was 14 but I'd do anything to see the nude human body. didn't matter if it was female or male it filled me with giddy excitement since I was conscious.

Autists and jewish doctors wants to convince us that it's some 4D gradient savant disease when in reality it's down syndrome tier debility without the physical traits (well 99% of autists are hideous so you can include them in a way)

Gender is a density function.
Is quantum-gender a thing?

I'm a CAD drafter and I make schematics better than literally anyone on the fucking planet. Don't ask me to memorize more than three numbers at a time though, I'll keel over and die.

I am

In most studies the vast majority of ASD score debiliating IQ scores around the 70 mark
Do with this what you will

I can be whatever gender you want me to be, baby.

In most studies

Citation needed. Also not like that matters because my IQ is just shy of double that mark.

For example, Fombone (3) reported of 20 epidemiological studies of ASD, published from 1966 to 2001 and deduced that the median percentage of individuals with ASD and cognitive impairment (IQ < 70) ranged from 40 to 100% (mean 70%). This indication is also in line with statements in the current German and British ASD diagnostic guidelines (4, 5). In the early 2000s another large epidemiological study reported that an IQ < 70 was observed in only 50% of children with ASD

Duuur im special unlike all these autists

Either you're extremely low iq and delusional (checks out since you dont understand averages) or you're not autistic (less likely considering the diluted narcissism)

I'm almost exactly like the latter although I kind of have social anxiety(espsecially towards women) and I want sex alongside cuddles.

Oh shit, I've been enlightened, time to go out on the streets and clean the gene pool of all autist filth. When are you starting? Oh right, never, because you're an absolute pussy who doesn't stand up to your bullshit principles. I won't hold my breath for you and will keep cheering on the real motherfuckers that you're so desperately trying to quotemine.

able to talk to strangers readily, and often annoy them, like that guy who tries extra hard to be friendly and outgoing around everyone trying to make conversation, but you don't really want to talk to him, wish he would just go away but you don't want to be rude so ignore him until he fucks off, unless he actually gets in your face then you tell him to go away

Oh god is this how my relationship have always been!? Just people tolerating me? All I've ever wanted is to feel valued so if that's how it's always been, just fucking kill me at that point

im not autistic and im neither of these
what does that mean for me?

I'm not autistic but I relate so much to the latter. I spend most of my time basically inside my head daydreaming and having conversations with myself. And I barely have any interest in consuming media. Also that thing about wanting to cuddle and hug instead of having sex is so fucking relatable.

No need to autists never breed so the gene pool will eventually be cleansed
In the mean time we'll have to remind you of how subhuman you are every day, that could push one or two of you into roping :<

You first, it's the next step after projecting your own subhumanism this hard after all.