What kind of guy would have a chance with this foid??

Describe your appearance in geeat detail please

Chad of course, he can fuck anyone he wants.

Literally anyone.
She's a twitter slag and they have 0 standards whatsoever looks wise, cause they've been online so much that they only care about you being funny or wealthy enough to stabilize their deteriorating mental health

she's doing this because she's hungry for a 5 inch brown pecker btw

i don't get it, a hot chick doing sexy things with their tongue i will get me hard as i imagine that sloppy bj that she gives with the tongue, and u imagine some ugly animal, u must be a zoo fucker or some shit.

You guys say women go for chad only but probably some chubby goofy normie dork around 5'11 or so with unkept beard

Inb4 that's chad

judging by the fact that her tongue is blue, i would assume squidward.

5'11

thats tall
guys here are delusional and girls dont care THAT much about your face but they do care about your height
a girl like that would NEVER settle for a 5'5 guy (like me)

nah, she looks like SEA or latinx, she probably fucks white chads or latino chads

muh delusional fantasy is reality because i say so

and if i said shes "probably" with some 6'4 chad like damian kater then what?

Squidward is more opal (green huel than blue, colorblind retard

5'11 is super tall in maybe asia
It's barely 1 standard deviation above average height in most of the world
No biggie then, im just stating my observations

but his ink is dark blue retard

Holy shit cephalopod ink is Not blue
You're medically colorblind get checked retard

omg autist you desperately sound like you want squidwark to jizz on your fucking mouth
you want to fucking prove if im right? then lets have a blowjob competition with squidward.

He has a micro probably considering his constant grumpiness, id rather suck yours

omg uwu we can 69 then

If you let me explain colors and wavelengths to you first

first are you circumcised? i prefer proper uncircumcised cocks

nuh uh im snipped

uhhh I have curly hair and uhhh oh fuck it, I have a big enough cock I can grab it with both hands and I have big hands

some normie retard, who doesn't mind skin disease in form of tattoos that is a symptom of a much worse brain disease. also she looks exactly like every other sex doll, so every other plastic doll fucker will want her.

dry cock boy, you were made to be pounded
that defective weiner cant be used properly
if you explain the colors and wavelengths i'll do my best to be gentle with your holes

me BUT she is not my type and I'm taken

I dont do sodomy, im bi but the farthest id go with a man is making him jizz inside my throat

surely none of you faggots

then i'll fuck your thighs

anon im masc... (Tho i have sizeable juicy thighs)

you think i care? just bend over already nigga

BGC only, OP.

So rude and lewd have you tried being kind and affectionate instead of horny

no cause im straight and only messing with you bro
you really be on that gay shit? or just prison gay

What happened to classic beauties? weird blow up instagram porn girl faces are taking over... THE ALL LOOK THE SAME IT'S BORING....

Sure thing, handsome

im not handsome, im quite hideous.

At least you have a big white cock...right??

no but i have a gigantic black one

Gross ew ew

wtf? discrimination?