Isabella edition
/britfeel/
Women don't even know what a Linux is.
Much like how you don't know what having sex feels like.
Very weird how you obsess over what other men do or do not with their dick
Wonder if that lad who went on a date did end up talking to the girl he was meeting about linux. Did laugh to myself at the thought of some autist trying to impress a girl by talking about what distro he uses.
What if you don't use any tech but have a good brain that has photographic memory and high iq? That's giga privacy mode.
Heh, woman here, my bf watches top gear, so I KNOW it's one of those indestructible truck thingies.
Genuinely find it hilarious that the thread slows down to a nice, reasonable pace equivalent to most other threads when Shippy isn't here lol. As soon as he makes an appearance it's drivel at 90mph.
MARKS HOME
where's he been?
where's he been?
Newquay
I am here though. Just lurking rather than posting drivel
>where's he been?
Newquay
fascinating
Newquay is unironically very nice imo
Only 90mph
I have never been to a single place in the world where I thought: "this could be improved by having more Somalians here."
Ever.
Kippers for dinner dins.
Been to the dentist. Got a clean bill of health. Went to the chippy after. Mummy treated me to fish and chippy crossy style. Wow what an experience.
God Royton is such a shithole.
low key wholesome that so many posters here have such a close relationship with their mother
70% of Somalians in Britain live social housing vs 16% Brits
40% of Somalians literate in their own language
Kin' ell, they scammed you on the chips didn't they. There's like 10
This is every town across England now, mate. We're fucking cooked.
Was some under the fishy. It was piled up. Wasnt too bad.
Oh, that's fair enough lad. Crack on then.
Somalis really are the absolute pinnacle of 'what the fuck are these people doing in my country?!'.
Truly some of the worst people on the planet.
Just had a tooth removed, took a while.
Suspect I'll feel a bit ouchy soon.
Just had a tooth removed
Proof?
The Britfeel Party will ban flat rooves on all buildings except for horrible pubs
I have never been to a single place in the world where I thought: "this could be improved by having a bean headed paedophile from Banbury here."
Ever.
Didn't see the new bread did I. For anyone interested in this developing story:
Currently in place that is 5.9% White British.
Some people might not like it, but me? I like to fly the flag so to speak. Remind them that they'll never get it down to 0
This is a fair point to make, but the difference is that there aren't weirdly conspicuous groups of bean headed Banbury paedophiles spreading across continents and countries they have no reason to be in. Somalis on the other hand...
The only question that ever needs considering in anything to do with immigration in Britain is 'how does this benefit British people?'.
Wagies paying taxes for council house battery farms to reproduce jobless illiterate Somalians
Just cleared about 15 Paypal Pay in 3s all at once. Feels good. Not using them again unless it's an emergency.
Somalis have worse heads than shippy desu. They are famous for their weird alien heads.
Africans failed to tame zebras over thousands of years. British colonists achieved it in a few decades.
I have a couple games like this, but always do rubbish on them, but seems like you're having a good run.
One is too many.
Zebras don't make good riding animals. They're less comfortable and more dangerous than horses, and tend to be unpredictable. Africans knew this.
40% literate in their OWN language
Joke "people"
Convince me not to wank today lads. Can't think of a good reason not to.
"What is selective breeding?"
"What are saddles?"
If an African turned up in Europe and started riding an elk, you'd laugh at them.
I really am a pleb with this sort of thing, I only know, if muh dick starts twitching, it's a good thing.
So, I think I've found my new keyboard. Hot swappable switches, full keyboard and knob, corr.
keyboardco.com
Might visit Newquay for a few days classic SSM style
If we'd had elks for thousands of years and then all of a sudden African turned up with relatively magical technology, took over the entirety of Europe in a few years and then were able to tame and selectively breed elks enough to ride as usable transport animals, probably the Europeans should feel quite silly I reckon.
That didn't happen of course, but the hypothetical still stands.
Over one million foreign nationals in the UK are claiming benefits, with households including at least one foreign national claimant receiving over 7.5 billion in Universal Credit in 2023.
LUSH
The Africans are taking over Europe now and you're complaining, not impressed. Make up your mind lad.
Keychron is considered what entryist noobs who don't do enough research into mechanical keyboards go for because they see a slightly lower price point and jump at it.
They're generally quite low quality.
pretty based honestly
what do you need to read for? it's all drivel
Can't argue with the digits.
I once messed up and bought a razer keyboard, it was ok but the backlight went quite early on, and it spoiled the experience for me.
They aren't taking over, they're being invited in and accommodated, funded and protected only by way of the biggest state enterprise in history on every level - economically redistributing white peoples' money, politically through sham democracies and socially through literally having to rewrite the very laws of the countries they're in to systematically privilege and protect them.
The day all that state-backed funding and protection ends they will start to leave.
You need to learn history lad. Colonists often worked with local authorities when they were taking over. This is no different, just in a modern context.
Need access to a waxed, clean tranny bussy ASAP
If I was a foreigner in a shit African country I would be on a one way ticket to here too.
My girlfriend is saying she needs closure with her ex. She's going to have a night out with him. I think it's good, it'll be good closure for both of them.
BN why do you larp as progressive when you're a tory in every way other than your interracial fetish?
Nope. Explorers conquered foreign lands and then colonists started to bring civilisation with them. At this point the locals endeared themselves to the superior settlers in order to gain material prosperity, relatively higher wealth and status. Locals who were smart enough and loyal enough were given minor administrative roles to help the colonists govern and in return were given comfortable sinecures.
And if you're smart, you'll be endearing yourself to the New Brits.
There's nothing to endear to, they aren't bringing civilisation, technology, wealth and effective governance with them. They are fiscal net negatives with retarded, alien cultures that promote backwards governance and all married to their cousins. They're kept here by the government. They totally rely on the government in every way. They're an underclass; literally the exact opposite of European colonists.
Timmy's piss jug.
Wait is shippy here or not?
Stop the boats. Kek. They are deliberately being let in by clandestine organisations and governments.
Starting semen retention/nofap/noporn again today after a brief relapse yesterday
Newquay is a lot nicer than Blackpool I can tell you that much.
I think you'd marry a cousin if you had the chance.
Sharpening my pencil on chaturbate
Post your hand Maqmood.
he doesn't know whether shippy is here or not
he doesn't have nobbly bobbly's in his freezer
Africa is renowned for its high degree of multilingualism. While it's difficult to pinpoint an exact percentage of multilingual individuals, studies and research consistently highlight that a vast majority of Africans are multilingual, often speaking two or more languages. A significant portion of the population is estimated to be fluent in both an African lingua franca and an international language like English or French.
if shippy is so much smarter than africans why can the majority of them speak a second language while he has failed at it for ten years?
Might have a wank and then eat my own cum.
if shippy is so much smarter than africans why can the majority of them speak a second language while he has failed at it for ten years?
Melty
imagine how many hundreds of pounds a day it costs to keep him in there
Why not, have a wank, then take the cum outside and see if you can get a passerby to swap cum with you?
The phrase you're looking for is 'champagne socialist'
A significant portion of the population is estimated to be fluent in both an African lingua franca and an international language like English or French.
translation
A significant portion of the population is estimated to be fluent (though not literate) in a useless African click-click language spoken by their specific tribe of a few thousand inbred cousins and the more useful language of their superior conquerors like English or French imposed on them for their own good
Weather's lush and I mean LUSH. Proper beer garden vibes
You didn't answer the question lad. How do you explain Africans being better than you at learning new languages?
He's been in there for months now. Absolutely mad.
Shippy isn't smarter than the average Somalian. They can do minimum wage driving jobs too. That's why he feels threatened by them.
I'm not interested in leaning another language, as I am not the poster that lives rent free in your head.
David Hampson speaks no languages.
Ask Shippy a question
Someone else answers and then gets upset you've assumed they are Shippy
?
The racist bug came out in me before. Sorry lads. Been trying to change my ways but old habits die hard. I think its just human nature.
a vast majority of Africans are multilingual, often speaking two or more languages
Obsessed with Shippy.
Think every poster is Shippy.
?
I wonder if he tells his mum stories at dinner about what Shippy did today
You didn't ask shippy, you just asked if shippy was so blahblahblah
Then I replied Melty, knowing what was coming. Then you started your melty.
And here we are.
From the moment he wakes up until the moment he falls asleep, Shippy is in his thoughts.
She's asked me to stop.
Just do semen recycling instead
He's learning a new language now mummy, can you believe it? What's even the point??
Jesus did that. It says it in gnostic texts
He's learning a new language
shippy has in fact never done this
From the moment I wake up until the moment I fall asleep, Ruthmong is in my thoughts.
Jesus knew the score x
Wavid Wampson. A man punished for standing for what is right.
that secret gospel of mark where jesus has gay sex with a rich man
Aww that's nice dear
*shovels some more beans into her gob while scrolling through Facebook*
Mummy I've checked the syntax of these posts and they're Shippy posts.
The leftists who love capital, say nothing about wealth redistribution but never miss a chance to let you know that refugees and non-whites are brilliant. Capitalists love mass migration of course for the effect on wages, labour, "diverse" workforces less likely to unionise.
Got this message from my mum.
I like Shippy, one of britfeel's good guys.
Tax the rich? How about "infinity Ugandans in every English village"? Same thing right?
How much weight did your gran lose?
Got rejection number 2 back today lads, so that just leaves the final of the 3 to get back to me. Bit odd that they're coming in so close together now, maybe this really is just the new normal for jobs to take around 9 weeks to get back to you after an interview? Fuck me.
*opens bedroom door*
Mummy can I go on the computer to see what Shippy's up to?
Of course love *continues getting railed by Jamal*
But your texts are in green, so it's you who's talking to your mum about being concerned over her talking about shippy all the time?
Also why would you call your mum 'love'?
Remember when he obsessed over Andrew and spammed threads with drama about him all day everyday, accusing posters of being Baldrew.
Same shit different dolly.
Don't forget about r DM, he didn't like him either.
Yes unfortunately my mum posts on /britfeel/ and she's banging on and on about Shippy all the time. When I said "Got this message from my mum" I meant the "?? What now"
DManonce
Same routine different dolly.
So I guess yanklass had her time in the sun and has moved on? Happens every now and then. Shame, she was a good little anal queen.
Homeless Chan will now be in her mid 20s
Low quaIity bait.
Homeless Chan sadly committed suicide a few years back. Crazy that you don't know this.
just change will to would then
how is it bait? She was 16 or 17 when Andrew did the grooming and that was in 2018, 7 years ago. At minimum she would be 23 or 24.
He's swapped the melty for a baity but it still melty
HHL's tight sphincter
I really am an absolute fucking nutter.
Real talk, how many women have you fucked up their arses?
I'm on 4, but hope to bring this up to 5 by the end of the year (new gf hasn't done it and is apprehensive, but I'll convince her of it just watch me x)
Got my cock stuck in my last girlfriend's arse. Had to go to A and E with a blanket around us.
i respect my GF too much to do that to her
tfw everything I want is out of stock
You a fellow Co-op shopper, lad? That cyberattack has really fucked my local.
Are you African then
Nah, I'm on the hunt for a new keyboard.
I was in Co-Op the other day and all the fridges were near empty.
At least we still have Tilde
Will be seeing more and more of this sort of thing as the stochastic decline into sectarian civil conflict continues.
I've noticed a pattern. I see some porn on Anon Babble and then I want to have a wank. So I use up a lot of energy in a wank which I regret afterwards and I feel dirty. Then I binge eat junk to make myself feel better short term but it ruins my day. Is it a positive I am noticing this? Mayhap it will make me think twice in the future.
bumholeberg
next time you get them thoughts mate you got to remind yourself how you felt last time you can do it mate you can overcome this wanking ruins your dopamine levels x
Anyone here like Radiohead?
got some good songs gets a bit boring after a while
When was the last time you even saw a pregnant woman just walking around?
Hard mode: when was the last time you saw a pregnant white woman just walking around?
A solo one, or does it count if with partner? If the latter is acceptable, I saw a couple (the woman pregnant) in town on tuesday.
Where's all the posters? Everyone suddenly got a job?
Stuck in a meeting me atm
In grave need of a HHL update
go to Anon Babble
get id'd
post anyway
Going on a proper tour in the minibus bet it's well brilliant
corrr love kippers me, with sourdough toast, scrambled eggs, black pudding, and a coffee- lush lush lush
for me? It's marcan priority
I think it cost about 450 pounds to bed 1 person in a hospital for 1 day
He's been in there for 6 months now? So 70k or there abouts?
Lush
Tired af about to drop dead
As much as it's memed otherwise, wfh jobs do actually require you to do a bit of work every now and then. I've got my personal laptop open to the side just browsing, playing music, checking britfeel etc. but I've got my work laptop open and I'm doing some things that need attention.
But you're forgetting that he's paid into it all his li- oh wait...
lad from bargain hunts been done for terror offences
bbc.co.uk
An art dealer who appeared as an expert on the BBC's Bargain Hunt has been charged with terror offences, the Metropolitan Police has said.
Oghenochuko Ojiri, 53, of west London, has been charged with eight counts of "failing to make a disclosure during the course of business within the regulated sector", following an investigation into "terrorist financing".
Oghenochuko Ojiri, 53, of west London
Classic West London lad Oghenochuko Ojiri.
to be fair timmy probably is one of the few mentalists whos actually too mental to work
Too mental to sweep streets? Too mental to stack shelves? Clean toilets? Dig ditches?
he's acted in movies lad
he couldnt stack shelves at sainsburys, they're after him
He could be a trolley cunt
Actually excited to find out who the next Pope is going to be.
Why though? It's almost comical how little something as ostensibly grand as a new pope getting chosen will affect anything.
requires two thirds majority
what happens if they can't come to a decision? just stay in there forever?
just stay in there forever?
Unironically yes
Yeah pretty much. Longest conclave took three years.
Ruthmong would make a good pope
dolly should be pope
XD
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka except instead of waking up as a giant bug you were Indian.
Yes, lad. The Bends is probably one of my favourite albums of all time.
Ebin would make a good pope
other dolly should be pope
XD
I would make a good pope
Should have taken a day off and gone down to the public gallery for this
Quite staggering how much I've spent on DVDs and Blu-rays the past year. Need to wind my neck in.
How much lad? 3 grand?
Dvd on language learning. A book on DVDs
dolly should be the thing
dolly should do the thing
dolly should drink the thing
dolly should drink the thing
dolly should eat the thing
dolly should wear the thing
dolly would do the thing
dolly wouldn't do the thing
dolly...
dolly...
dolly...
dolly...
Why spend all that money and never watch any of them?
rattled lol
dolly wears x
dolly should be pope
dolly wears nappies
dolly wears nappies
Very specific gripe you make there lad, especially since nobody has mentioned it in the thread. Chances are you're just Sean off trip. Annoyed that nobody responded to your post up above? Lol.
Honestly probably more than that if I added everything up.
I watch them all eventually but you're right in the sense that my backlog is so stupidly large now that it will take forever.
I think I buy so much because my life is so shit otherwise and I'm trying to make myself happier but it'll never work. Made a lot of bad choices over the years, dropped out of university, diagnosed autistic, years of abusing alcohol. I've no friends and I'm a virgin. Grim all round really.
Chances are you're just dolly off trip.
I think I buy so much because my life is so shit otherwise
Chances are you're just [dolly] off trip
Another day of fruitful labour is it dollyking?
Sean wears nappies
I've actually got an old porn DVD
Reckon I'll watch a livestream of a chimney later
Got any forren DVDs? I've got a few I haven't watched yet (Chinese/Hindi), the only one I've watched is Blue is the warmest colour
Reckon black smokes means they all just had a black cock up their arse
That's no way to talk about the election of your new faith leader, BN
A vast majority of my collection is foreign cinema, lad. Got pretty much every Kurosawa film. A shitload of Ozi films. Almodovar, Tavernier, Godard, Fellini, Passolini etc.
Like 50 something Shaw Brothers martial arts films too as well as Jackie Chan and other assorted shit.
LOL that's you isn't it BN dolly.
Corr, are you a multilingual chad or using subtitles
Nobody in britfeel is multilingual, lad. Least of all Shippy.
Least of all Shippy.
That implies everyone else has better foreign language abilities than me
They probably do lol, you're not very bright - you're a racist minimum wage van driver for fuck sake lol
Zimmy said he speaks Zulu "conversationally"
If you really are Shippy, why do you reply so readily to the obvious bait. Do you have no emotional restraint?
dolly dollies dolly DOLLY DOLLIES DOLLIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Tory boy BN laughing at people on low incomes
White man speaking zulu just sounds wrong. Feels wrong picturing it in my head.
Tory boy BN laughing at people on low incomes
melty
I don't think there's anything shameful about being on a low income. It's being low status that I look down on.
Lad I wouldn't be surprised if most of us do. There will be a lot of lads in here with an A or AS level in a foreign language.
You should make a strawpoll I bet we have a good 90 or so lads here that speak a second language. /s
I wouldn't say many people here "speak a second language." The question is whether they have better foreign language skills than Shippy. That's a very low bar.
BN and Rees-Mogg know the score
It's willy twitching time again. Cheapish, can swap the switches, it takes many brands of switches not locked to one specific type/brand, looks segzy af. Get some nice clickity but not too noisy or tactile switches, and I'll have myself a badarse mechanical keyboard.
There's a couple of colours I like, but think the green is going to be the one for me.
I wouldn't say many people here "speak a second language." The question is whether they have better foreign language skills than Shippy. That's a very low bar.
fascinating melty
In the capitalist system you worship low income is low status thoughever
got the caffeine shakes x
Not necessarily. An artist or musician could have a very low income but high cultural capital that gives them status.
Shippy has a low income
He's doing better than me, I have UC (low low low tier). I'm basically parasite class.
lad who spends all day getting riled up on britfeel accusing everyone else of having a melty when they make fun of him
I'll say something that you probably won't like to hear lad, but if you want an actually good mechanical keyboard you're looking at about 200 quid altogether, and that's honestly still fairly low end. Mass produced mechanicals are really quite bad. Find yourself an aluminium frame that you like in the size you like and then see how much the 'bare bones' kit costs, then find switches and keycaps separately.
Why are you looking down on people with low incomes?
Very bizarre example. Most people outside of the super homogenous white areas you choose to live in aren't artists.
Toasting my Tory pals with champagne as we extoll the virtues of Banksy
This is what I impulse bought today. I thought Ride the High Country was out of print but they replenished stock which is good as I needed it for my Peckinpah collection!
The rest are Signal One back titles that I needed to swipe up. The Rare Breed is another Jimmy Stewart western I don't have.
Fox licensed a lot of titles to Signal One but they're stingy as fuck with their licenses nowadays.
I only spend time with artists, musicians, writers, and other well-off people.
More like toasting my Tory pals with champagne as we extol the virtues of flooding the country with third world immigrants.
BN is very happy about Reform's recent success. Finally a party that understands business.
More like toasting my left-wing-but-fans-of-money pals with a big joint of cali as we extol the virtues of our furbabies
Best thing that could have happened for Scottish independence.
Just got here. What's the latest Shippy news?
He was rejected by a prostitute
left-wing-but-fans-of-money
Not a real thing mate. You're a free market capitalist. Right wing.
He still can't speak any language other than English lol
He's still a sprogless van driver
I appreciate your advice lad, and have thought about it, but wouldn't all of these things, whether kit/fully built/separately sourced components also be "mass produced" by the companies making them.
I've only seen a couple of reviews but they look good quality, I'm starting to like the size more, but would like the F keys, so will look a bit more, rather than impulse buy, but if I could map a key as the screenshot key, that's not too bad. I like the keycaps, they are quite big and nicely shaped, and look good in a video I saw, and I can get some switches for it (wasn't too keen on the OG switch sound).
Shippy is in the 16st bracket
How the fuck do you even begin to pronounce that name. Our ancestors had another thing right when they forced foreigners to get english first names at least.
Blad is 10 stone heavier than me. Corrrr.
but wouldn't all of these things, whether kit/fully built/separately sourced components also be "mass produced" by the companies making them.
Eh, yes and no. There's obviously a spectrum of price vs build quality and you can still get 'mass produced' frames which are good quality, but really decent ones are produced in batch runs by small companies and tend to sell out fast because hobbyists take note of which are the actually decent ones and keep a watch on the sites that sell them when the batches come in.
Loremaster, how much does Blad weigh?
24 stone according to the picture he posted last night.
SSM is exactly 8st heavier than me
How much does SSM currently weigh?
He is 19.2st
a healthy 40 BMI
Me? Fit as a fiddle at 25 stone.
Me? clean bill of health at 25 stone
Look at this, even cheaper (compared to scamazon), and with the F keys. I can get some decent switches, and keys if wanted and build off this treating it as a "kit" (of sorts, I can take it apart and reassemble it).
rkgamingstore.com
I think for babby's (and a pleb's) first go at customising a mech keyboard, this is pretty good. I'm not loaded, so would need to save to get a decent one, but needing one more or less ASAP (this is old and keys sticking a bit), needs must.
I won't bore you with a link to a vid, 1 I just saw on the r75 was the typical overtalkative overhyper youtuber review, but it looks good quality (again I am but a pleb, so what do i know, I'll have to wait and see).
I mean yeah sure there's nothing wrong with recognising that you're going for babby's first mechanical keyboard, and of course it will function just fine and be a damn sight better than the average 10 quid hunk of shit membrane keyboard from pc world or wherever, just as long as you know you're not going to get some amazing thing for 46 quid.
Something something brown sprog
Something something wagie
Something something languages/language books
Something something sprogless
Something something head like a bean
Something something nonce
Something something minimum wage
Something something sex with Poley
Not impossible at Blad's age. Impossible at 40 though.
I won't be getting it from that site, I think it's in murrica, that would raise the cost of stuff, I'll look for a co.uk or just use scamazon next week.
Just for context, picrel (but on ebay atm) is my make and model keyboard I use now. It's 6.99
I'm not sure but I heard something earlier about him wearing a nappy.
I've heard Shippy regularly visits Nanny Betty.
dvd he buy dvd the entire gimmick is he buy dvd
Did anyone actually buy this fucking shite? Half the time they look like actual fake human dolls.
Everything about it was insane. They kept saying the view is amazing but weren't looking out the windows. The rocket is shaped like an actual cock with a giant bellend. The cars they drove to it in have owl feathers on the side. They were ringing bells before stepping into the capsule, this is all occult ritual type shit.
Th media gushing over it should tell you everything you need to know as well.
You sound mental lad. No offence.
me? i'd just want a keyboard without all that RGB shite. take one of those IBM Model Ms, but make it black instead of beige.
They spent more time looking in the cameras than looking out at the earth.
It was a publicity stunt, and an ego boost for the (majority of them were) nutters onboard.
Plus, it was a giant cock.
i think they did just send random celebrities into space on a rocket as a daft publicity stunt thing, yeah.
if you're suggesting it was some fake Moon landing type thing i don't know what to tell you, anon. we just have rockets that can go into space.
They should have sent some pornstars up to space and recorded them fucking in zero gravity.
They just switched to white cock up their arse corrrr
nature produces fungi that look like willies (plus a few that look like vulvas)
don't think nature is doing this on purpose, it's just the shape they ended up. if anything, human beings designing a rocket are the ones likely to go AGAINST it:
"looks a bit like a cock, that"
"yeah, well, it's also just an ideal rocket shape"
Haha yeah...
Publicity stunt ego boost doesn't negate the fact that it was some telegraphed spirit cooking bohemin grove type shite.
I don't know what it was, but I can tell you it wasn't what they tried to make it out to be. Rockets that go into space, sure mate yeah, nothing else, just a thousand tons of explosives that people sit on top of as it accelerates at speeds that make you shit yourself. Come on mate.
BWC at the Vaticock!
Why are you obsessing over the Catholic Church as if it means anything?
I (being the anon that has posted the keyboard I will purchase) don't mind it, just want a decent backlight, and the one on the kb I like.
POPE DOLLY POPE DOLLY POPE DOLLY
holy shit get a fucking life you bellend
holy shit get a fucking life you bellend
melty
Taking a Minibus all around Scotland
R18 dvds are the good ones lad
That's not bad, they at least have david badiel to talk to.
Please just shit the fuck up about the pope.
Did they elect a black fella?
erect a black fella
NOBODY fucking cares about the pope
Rocking with my cock out here. Great song.
youtu.be
IMG did yu ear abt the OPPE?
Might shag a catholic lass up the arse to celebrate
LOOK EVERYONE SOMETHING THAT DOESNT MATTER AND DOESNT AFFECT ANY OF OUR LIVES IS HAPPENING THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY!!!!!!! AAAARGRGHGRGRGH I CANT POST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
Powerful African Pope
They picked the black guy, didn't they?
They want to show how progressive the Catholic Church is. Fuck me, this is gonna be a cringe one.
That new trade deal is bollocks. Wanted to pay less on US import taxes. Dont give a shite about US beef and metal.
next they'll be having a lady pope
world gone mad and im blaming them immigrants
African Anal Pope
having mad farts and poos recently
might be the chia seeds
DVDlad revealed as the new Pope. Takes the name Tinto Brass and spaffs over the crowd from the balcony.
show the crowd at the vatican
it's all just spic flags waving around
kek
Them immigrants picked a black lady pope. It's over.
i think you are INVENTING this disbelief in rocket ships, anon. it's all a ruse to amuse me AND IT'S WORKING reee
surely its not this exciting is it?
Just saw Shippy in the crowd
I still here. Just been busier than usual.
And I I prefer the appellation Buttfuck Regina.
wope
those lads who chopped down that tree should go free. the Kevin Costner Robin Hood film was shite.
now, if they'd gone after something from Robin of Sherwood (murdered Enya or summat), then we'd be having words.
basedtolics celebrate
Knew he'd be black kek
If they cut Enya down they would be sentenced to death by listening to one of her songs on repeat.
what the fuk does the pope do anyway?
Need a wheelchair-bound trans pope ASAP
How did this little fella get up there? Little rascal.
Britnormie and Crosslad are catholics, it's on-topic
Sits on their arse all day getting fat.
the position of Pope officially comes with a respectable monthly salary of about $32,000
400k a year for doing what exactly?
Mostly protects paedophile priests from the consequences of their actions and funds charities which transport illegals from africa and the middle east into europe.
DVDlad also a catholic taig from Northern Ireland. Hope it's a British pope just to spite him.
i KNOW you mean 'Orinoco Flow' but the whole Waterfall album is actually pretty decent.
still prefer Clannad because it's a good mix of 'actual' folk and really nice synths. (if this is any other anons' cup of tea please recommend some bands/albums.)
What's taking him so long? Kinell
I was half joking, I do actually enjoy Enya and think it's cool she lives in a castle. Clannad are cool too.
No rush, I'm just sitting here reading a book.
Only ever happened once in history
He's putting in the last few posts about Shippy over in Anon Babble then head to the balcony
What you reading then, lid?
local diocese had secret sex parties. no word on whether it was nonce stuff: might just be a fetish thing, maybe even middle-aged couples essentially doing swinging/orgies with an extra twist.
Vatican investigated, a bit hushed, people found out, Bishop was excommunicated or whatever.
secularly, i don't care and i don't think it was even a crime (might have violated lockdown rules). but do these Bishops BELIEVE this stuff, or believe it still? is there not some mortal sin in there (even if it's "fornication") and that's it, Hell for them?
Sudden bout of liquid shits. Happens to the best of us.
cracking tune this de lids
youtu.be
Black pope!
Makes a change from people posing about black cocks.
ITS A JEET ITS A FUCKING JEET AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
YANK POPE OMG
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum. Habemus papam.
first Pope to hail from America
this is NOT okay.
pope is a mutt
Cardinal Robert Prevost is elected as Pope Leo 14th
Liberal American Pope, lol
wish i was into all this, honestly.
Can you translate this for Shippy, Lollers?
have they announced the new prime minister of the vatican yet?
Pisshead mate is here and we're necking wints at t' entertainment complex. Will be having a few more cans back at the waravan.
Glad he rocked up tbqh.
might just pick a sport. or some cause but a straightforward one. 'save the goats from landslides', summat like that.
don't like controversy or passion.
american pope
you can't make this shit up lmaooo
you're not very bright - you're a racist minimum wage van driver for fuck sake lol
Really tickled me
We by Yevgeny Zamyatin
Feeling rough af post in a few days
I passed through Chigwell today actually. Was going to take a pic but then thought I'll just take a pic of the tube station, although I ended up boarding down the line of chigwell
peruvian American
lmaooooooo
I'm not a catholic, I'm a protestant, a 'hun' as it were
Looks like a n0nce
Ethnically French and Italian, born in Chicago, lived (until becoming Pope) in Peru.
Extremely pro-migrant. Known as a progressive voice. Liberal on issues such as women in church, illegal immigration, gay rights etc.
Latin is one of the few languages I'm genuinely quite proficient in.
he's just some bloke, anon.
(sorry to say this about a pope. God if you're listening i am DEFENDING the pope.)
he looks like a jeet to me tbqhwyf
'New' Pope
Hardly new, is he?
super important religious event
busy filming it on your smartphone for the socials
I was one of them kids on Super Nanny in the 2000s not telling you which one though
New Pope? Turns out... little monkey fella.
They literally picked him because of Trump lol. Trump Derangement Syndrome is perhaps the most powerful and wide-reaching mental illness of all time.
He's a democrat pro-migrant libtard. Fucking hell he's only 70 as well, which means he'll be around for a solid 10-15 years at least.
Trump arse lickers seem to have "TDS," the most. I doubt Trump had anything at all to do with it.
Sounds like a right bumder.
Are you a catholic, Arbroathy?
going to watch every episode and ASSUME which case you were. but i'm keeping my guess to myself.
He was endorsed by the NYTs and nearly every other major liberal publication in the US 3 days ago.
Hmmmmmm...
wouldn't you HAVE to be pro-immigrant as a Catholic in nowadays times? haven't they sort of always been?
same for a lot of 'liberal' (American sense) views.
And you ended up here... What happened?
Amongst that tsunami of drivel the other day there was one nugget of truth. The politics of the sprogless are vastly different to the politics of the sprogged. The mindset is so fundamentally different that this filters down to politics. Most people shift right when they have a sprog, and generally move away from fantasy politics to pragmatic politics
No you aren't lad, you can't even read basic latin texts
lickle holiday to nottingham this weekend im thinking x
"I announce to you all with great pleasure, we have a pope"
Didn't even need a dictionary for that one
Need SSM's opinion on the new Wope
Yeah, basically. Christcucks really don't have a good answer to the migrant question. Christian universalism is incompatible with nationalism, pro-native, closed borders etc.
me? dont like yanks
Not even Yanklass?
her hairs going to go grey soon
Would love to get wissed with HHL just once, must be quite the experience
Yanklass, do you keep your pussy and arsehole waxed and smooth?
don't like racism me (just don't) but there are practical issues that i feel should come before religion. e.g. pushing for people to have lots of kids (never have birth control, abortion, or any of that).
all the love thy neighbour type stuff is nice. i think forgiving people who have done some wrong or you outright hate, that's a swell idea i wish wasn't relegated to Christians.
Yanklass, do you keep your pussy and arsehole waxed and smooth?
guarantee she absolutely doesn't
Come to the Sunderland bbq meetup in summer. HHL often makes a fool of himself at these. Last year we hid his clothes and he had to walk around nude for 3 hours.
On the wuddles
Garn off here might get wizza ordered to waravan later
Were the carers there supervising the event?
I hope her fanny is very hairy (as that's my fetish)
She makes sure to keep herself fully waxed and smooth at all times, EXCEPT the butthole. That's just her thing, you don't have to understand, but if you wanna get in her gruts you have to accept it.
Is your smackhead mate invisible
Why would spacker carers allow a disabled man to leave his caravan at will, go drinking and get high on cocaine?
That's just one of the carers since he has to be supervised but he pretends its his mate
He's a total libtard btw
x.com/drprevost/status/627250553718996992#m
Imaginary smackhead mate. SAD!
LLLLLMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
He's also a NeverTrump RINO
x.com/SonnyBunch/status/1920533636698214709#m
It's so fucking over RIP
I am determined to keep up my new muscle toning regime. Not much weight but hoping I'll see some improvement by August
Having a melty because HHL has mates lmao
the era of the s o y popes is upon us
The residents are allowed to drink alcohol and spend their money as they wish. They're not prisoners at the Spacker Home. They're not getting their bags and flats searched if ever.
Having a melty because HHL has mates lmao
fascinating
Remember when everyone said Helen was SSMs carer. Sad cope from the seethies
Holy shit lads, I have done an ejaculation, thinking of the future.
Why Nottingham?
Shippy, do you have any mates?
Shippy, do you have any mates?
a few
No, I don't care about that plus I don't have sex anyway so there is no dilemma.
popefeel
Say hello to Pope Seaside the First.
He stink out a hundred rooms with only a small shit and some fishes.
You must at least groom though right? Don't tell me you just go au naturel the entire time? That's gross.
I don't know what any of this means, but I am willing to bet it doesn't matter in the slightest
Much like Jesus fed a crowd of hundreds with two fish, so too can Mark stink out a crowd of hundreds with two fishy armpits.
He is mates with that Paki tranny lad. They attend far-right demos together.
I am willing to bet it doesn't matter in the slightest
So that's one more mate than you have.
Catholicism is bollocks theologically, imagine thinking some random elected bloke is divine
So it's quite hairy down there?
Imagine thinking some desert preacher from thousands of years ago was resurrected from the dead
Yeah a few, I don't socialise much though
You've done me there mate.
I don't even think about it let alone care, just wash the old firecrotch and that's it.
Also don't apply makeup, color my hair, use nail polish, wear perfume, or use shapewear because all of these things are employed by manipulative and fraudulent women who are obsessed with portraying themselves as younger, prettier, thinner, and better than they actually are. It's repellent.
Shippy have you ever wet yourself as an adult?
nigguh heil hitler
mad that people see hair removal/trimming as this modern manscaping thing.
i dunno it just FEELS more comfortable. not chest hair or whatever, but mad bushy wiry pubes? hair around the anus and all that entails?
did past generations not at least get the scissors out from time to time, and it was just a bit more of a taboo/quiet thing? "oh they all wore freshly-pressed suits, back then" but...?
Shippy, are you still thinking about moving away from Banbury?
Popemong
You sound like a right horrid old cow. Why are you even here?
No but I've been dangerously close to shitting myself a lot lately. I mean within 1 second or so to spare
Made me think, I do have a few mates but I'd struggle to find someone to be best man if I got married
were you into exactly the things you're complaining about, in your youth?
i hope you ACTUALLY have a cat. i want a dog if i ever live in a secure home (dislike getting grumpier/bitter as i get older to be quite honest.)
Yanklass needs a good shagging
Think about it all the time, but can't see it happening in the immediate future
Yanklass needs a good shagging
dont we all
Anyone else here got concerns about the size of their penis? I'm thinking about hiding a camera to film people in the bathroom to compare myself to other men. I was diagnosed with suspected gigantism when I was a teenager, which is possibly why I have a small penis. I don't care if people feel shocked and betrayed after I film them using the toilet. I'm aware of the harm and distress I could cause people by doing this, and I acknowledge that it's morally wrong. Nevertheless I will do this in a calculated and premeditated manner.
What's the bag situation like in Edinburgh?
Drivel compass is pointing very strongly towards Glasgow
Yanklass, would you let the new Pope shag you?
Shut up you banal cunt.
that's invasive and will create more discomfort, anon.
instead hand blokes your PENIS ALERT card explaining all this, give them a lovely smile so they know you're friendly.
I wonder if the new Pope has ever had concerns about the size of his penis.
Yanklass, any plans to visit the UK? Would love to see you at the next /britfeel/ meet up
wfh tomorrow
its like im sciving but im not because ive been told I have to as its policy
Post-400 anxiety lads. Get a nu made please
Pope should be Italian not a yank
bunch of 30 years olds and one 50 year old americn woman not weird at all
am 24
watching Silo
as concerned x
well im 26 but most lads here are 35 so we got to average it x
Been in the office today so cleared everything for my WFH doss days. Feels goooooooood. Will be doing fuck all, might send an email or two
I'm almost 50
I dont like katy perry, dead eyed flouride stare , lights are on but no ones home type shi, sucked so much corporate willy and engage with too much goetia
I'm 26 and would happy to meet mommy yanklass
almost 50
All the mongs in a big smelly gangbang with Yanklass to celebrate the new trade deal
I'm new so ive been given some easy work stream thing, targets are low as fuck and it runs out by mid day then I do ''e learning'' which means I proceed to do nothing, will be doing my laundry and a nice flat clean in the process, playing guitar, might watch some telly and shitpost as well, perhaps with a side of vidya
I don't partake in sexual adventures, and I say, why care? There's only me playing with it, and I don't give a shit.
The jungle is massive
I'd like to lick mommy yanklass's hairy pussy and arsehole to be quite honest with you lads. I don't care that she's grim and unkempt.
youre not actually tho are you
Yanklass taking HHL and Ruthmongs virginity in a threesome
Id watch that video
Of course. I was brainwashed beauty-wise. Needed that attention. Then married someone who wanted me to look a certain way for him.
When I got divorced I thought about all of this and decided I didn't want to be like that anymore. Attraction should be for personality, intellect, sense of humor, and what I actually look like, not misrepresentation.
My cat lives witih my parents because he was raised in a country kingdom and I don't have that anymore (but they do.)
i shave and use fragrance and im a virgin just like feeling good about meself x
not sure you understand fella
Bimbo-fied by Chad bf and shagged up the arse
in nonce years (like dog years) we're basically being abused.
Why are you even here?
No one knows lad
Then married someone who wanted me to look a certain way for him.
Tell us more lass. How did he want you to look?
52 year old divorced American woman posting on British anonymous forums for 25-35 year old British men
How does that work then?
having a job is alright but I was hoping id make friends but everyone is painfully normie, I'm not sure I'll actually make new friends ever again ngl, had it all at one point and now Im retired in my early to mid 20s, its just not rite
Spending his evening seething at yanklass
is it brainwashing, or sour grapes?
against plastic surgery and all that (unless you have some car accident and it's reconstructive). but at the same time girls/women seem to want to be beautiful of their own accord: you introduce make-up like it's some Ancient Egyptian thing, all the lasses would be into it.
it's sweet, really. don't think it's all some push or invention.
This website is available globally lad.
my life is going fucking no where mate
Like a woman who puts even the most miniscule amount of effort into looking nice. Yanklass is just a generic feminist - blah blah you should find me attractive even if I'm fat and flabby and hairy and gross.
Attraction is based on physical appearance. It's not wrong to be ugly, but if you put no effort into trying to make yourself look nice and physically (read: sexually) appealing for your spouse can you blame them if they are at a minimum disappointed and at worst turned off?
nu one
She enjoys British culture. Not sure why you're so confused mate.
arguing with someones post menopause mum on the loser forum
wew
Chad got her at her best and we get her at her worst