The Letter Thread,
I know you read here so I just thought I would check in on all of your ruminerial posturing since your'e too chicken to face the fact of your own gizzard and all its jagged stones, does it feel good to be blind to how you impact those around you with your constant back and forth of nontruth that never even presents any lies? well for you I'm sure it does or at least it's neutral, but for everyone you think cares about you still, it's become a tiresome cycle of unbelievable dialog. do you really lie to yourself about those things that you type late at night when you're just trying to stir up all the pasts and traumas or are those your true feelings? I don't think you even know and that's fine because everything you say it just the opposite of what you would have convinced if you were in a different situation where those who look in were permitted to tell you how you really come out to it all. so now we continue the spiral and you only have yourself to blame for where it lands and I'll just be here watching and cringing until the last gasp of sanity escapes your lungs and it is time to breath in the mist where you hide until the bitter cold once again reminds you of all that was betrayed? no I don't think you meant betrayal, but the result is all the same. there is a price in the desolation.
-- Starbucks Glossolalia Edition
/letter/
What are you, nuts? Go eat a horse.
Please use initials. Damn. This can apply to so many people. Zoom in.
My older sister got a cup with some cringe reddit writing like that when she was out with her husband (dirty blue collar Chad), and she Karen'd up to management and got the creepy incel redditor that wrote it fired.
That's the joke anon. That's the prompt for the BI. Feel free to turn it into an AI prompt and then use it to fuck with me while I'm not allowed to have any friends or talk to anyone, though!
I think if you wake up in the morning to an email from Vanguard announcing a brand new, short-term bond fund and you get really fucking excited for it . . .
you just might be too old to still be browsing /clown9k/
I do realize that I'm likely violating some principle of ~silence~ limiting my future opportunites to be further cucked by Satan. oh boo hoo.
Dear Jebuskreest,
Please make sure to have a wildfire break out somewhere in Griffith Park this summer and have an EF1 tornado develop.
Many thanks,
The Accidental Satanist
ok but through a policy/regulatory lens, wouldn't the reason for that kind of be to make sure yields go down
That's the joke anon. That's the prompt for the BI. Feel free to turn it into an AI prompt and then use it to fuck with me while I'm not allowed to have any friends or talk to anyone, though!
No idea what you're talking about.
I slept really fucking hard, and feel drained. But in a good way. Like the afterglow you feel the next day when doing shrooms. Things are going really well right now, and I am incredibly thankful. I hope that all of you can share in this feeling too. Better days are ahead.
In fairness, I'm sure few of you *really* know *exactly* what I mean here, but for those that do,
it will come up eventually.
think of the purple flowers honey
*blows your head off*
[And some of you probably think you do, but you don't, so let me set your mind at ease that no I'm not actually hating on a creator getting break. I have no doubt they worked harder than I'm capable of working, and I'm actually legitimately happy for them. It probably will *not* come up for them eventually.]
This kind of thing has the potential to get real awkward for you, you know!
Reason for what? The reason for the creation of the fund is to generate revenue for Vanguard through the collection of a 15 basis point expense ratio from those willing to invest in an actively managed bond fund despite Vanguard's identity being the OG champion of low-cost, *passively* managed funds tracking various indices
The identification of investor demand and the subsequent creation of a new investment vehicle by which to generate addition revenue is the most direct, simple and straightforward "reason" I can see for its creation. I don't really buy the idea that Vanguard is trying to shift macro economic policy through the creation of bond etfs for no other purpose besides yield manipulation via interested retail investors, but hey there's those who do believe such things and maybe they are even right. I wouldn't really know. And I wouldn't really care, to be honest
You would be hard pressed to find a single thing I care about losing.
I've probably got hammer-nail syndrome when it comes to some of that, in fairness. Not actually super educated about the bond market.
Really? Because there are some forthcoming leads even in this brief exchange.
oh wait maybe you were just doing the thread theme; that's pretty good if so.
At first I thought you said "expanse ratio." I was like "what's that."
Okay, name one then. Don't forget that you have much more to lose than I.
What are you super educated on?
Your capacity to do this.
Being the dumbest smart guy in the room, as it were.
[Basically nothing, anon. Basically nothing.]
My capacity to do what? Nothing is happening here so I have no clue what you're talking about.
Context for readers: I had a very harrowing dream once, almost like a vision, involving lost love and a field of purple flowers. These anons have categorized my posts over the years. I assume they do this to others too.
So like I say, that doesn't strike me as "nothing to lose," the capacity to behave this way amid like-minded sadists. You find it gratifying or you wouldn't be doing it.
Those flowers are native to Ireland. Do you rememeber the old brick castle by the seaside? You and I would meet there as the sun would set.
Not actually super educated about the bond market.
Shame. It's only like nearly 3x the capitalization of the equites market. But stonks are exciting! And crypto even more!
No you stupid bitch; I remember my consort refusing to emanate with me.
oh wait maybe you were just doing the thread theme
lol i didn't even bother to read the OP but at your reference I'm glad I gave it a second look. good shit. someone mad
do you really lie to yourself about those things that you type late at night when you're just trying to stir up all the pasts and traumas or are those your true feelings?
I don't do this though. I'm pretty upfront with my feelings.
No one does any of the shit these teen-brained harpies blabber on about. It's surprisingly easy to speak the tongue; try it and you'll see.
Well, you definitely do, but not me. I have a certain legel of awareness that I don't think you could ever ascertain.
Dear M,
You're the first girl ever to ask me on a date. I am so excited but so nervous. I've been trying to play it cool and not text you but you're on my mind almost every day. I really hope this goes well. See you tomorrow.
-D
Yeah see! It's a little standalone karen automata; anyone can run it locally no problem.
Looks like we have the day's first schizo match underway here! Which of them is more aware? Let the battle conclude the more spiritually developed of the two, and let us enjoy the cinema . . .
fuck, muh nines cmon man I'm always getting robbed
The match was one last night. It is still coping.
Nobody won that shitfest. Not contestant, not spectator. We all lose equally. Some more equally than others
D
It's not really her. I don't know who that is, but it's not her. I just thought you should know.
There was this one glowie who would always get stuck in this buttangry loop about how you're definitely a criminal just because you can tell he's a glowie who thinks you're a criminal, and I think that probably ultimately had some negative repercussions that he is still bent out of shape about. I would feel worse for him if he hadn't libeled me countless times. (Though I suppose that applies to many of you, depending on our interpretation of "countless.")
Though I'm also starting to realize that if you're born into a certain scenario, you're going to have a PTA of total (fucking) retards following you around for your whole life, which also has some explanatory potential.
I won spectating it because it was hilarious.
And what did you win?
We sucked the soul from Karen and stuck it in a new BI model. Seems like a win to me.
Again, what did you win?
Truly I think the exercise is more beneficial than you realize, but relatedly, perhaps you lost something.
Change and loss are inevitable. What have we to lose, then, that isn't already lost? And can you not see that sometimes to lose is to gain?
Monumental gazongas
Fuck, I concede
Free entertainment, justice, vengeance.
FILL MY FUCKING ORDER, HOLY SHIT . ..
all fleeting and ultimately meaningless
don't you fucking dare partial fill blueball me like this
Just like this thread, and yet it was still made. Ultimately meaningless? Might as well not enjoy anything this fine life has to offer then, if it's so ultimately meaningless.
no one here understands order flow and slippage. you are wasting your time talking about it
I used to dwell on such things but now inference and consensus...
Literally anyone who can take their stop 100% possesses the one rare skill needed to trade (I've had to make peace with how I probably don't have that ability).
There are things to enjoy, and things not to enjoy. This dichotomy has been identified and explained time and time again by quite different philosophical and spiritual branches all grasping the same fundamental Truths. There are things in our control, and things not in our control. Entertainment (in the context of this, our cinema), justice, and vengeance are all things not in our control. Desire demands the attainment of that which makes us desirous. Aversion the avoidance of that which disappoints. Therefore, one who fails in the attainment of that which he desires becomes disappointed; one who succeeds in the attainment of that which he avoids becomes positively and absolutely wrecked. If you, then, align your desires and aversions toward only the things in your full control, you will not once incur an ill experience.
not allowed to look my soulmate in the eye in case she gets the ick
Still laughing at this
the fact you call it justice disturbs me
Indeed, Anons. I should have set a stop for my r9k browsing lmao. Instead, I've averaged down for fucking 6 years now and pray it and I recover . . .
Yeah how will you ever recover from profiting from my ideas.
jesus fucking christ I love how we're all just trading tweets now. bless Trump for making volatility great again
[They think market talk is supposed to bother me, apparently unaware that this conveys information.]
All my contracts literally got filled 1 fucking tick off the bottom before price rallied. The power of autism, blessed. Goodbye PB&J, hello lobster bisque!!! Bless you, Athena, for blessing me
If you're mocking me, that's pretty funny, and that's one area where I do deserve it.
If not, I should point out it's not always a great sign if the market is just barely within the constraints of your thesis. You may want to reflect on why you thought it would trade down there in the first place.
And also they kick people out for calling her that, you know.
Tig ol bitties
The scale in, scale out virgin trader vs the single order Chad
Her bf is a great guy, actually, and very athletic too. I hope he gets an opportunity to beat the everliving shit out of you someday. You seem likely to deliver one.
I wish my initial would show their face. Just once.
I'll keep poking. Fuck you.
um that is a child
also when did she get those :o
To spare you from asking, I slept wonderfully and don't feel an ounce of regret.
I'm glad to here that. Getting good sleep is super important.
Probably fake and gay but...
HOLY FUCK I ALMOST JUST DIED ON A SHARP CHICKEN BONE
Only almost? What a shame.
Eating too fast. Dude, what if I had died right then? So soon after gloat posting, too? Maybe there really is something to that Jupi stuff about being materially blessed just enough to convince the unworthy that they have already done or no longer need to do The Work. Only to die a chicken bone death.
Man for real though, if I had died there and then, I would have been beyond spiritually FUCKED
I'll change next year
Quite rude! Quite
I'll be sure to dig up my talent of silver just as soon as we figure out which direction is up. winkyface
Perhaps you should stop earing like a pig and actually look at what you shove in your fat face hole.