/britfeel/

Don't let it ruin your time here lad

Imagine you found your mum posting on Anon Babble

i don't like anything. i'm cynical and joyless (British culture).

Are you one of those weirdos who think a 30 year old is a nonce because they are dating a 22 year old?

Real life soijak

This isn't fair at all, he doesn't resemble any of the soijack characters and doesn't 'look' soi in any way.

That said, he does do a lot of soi things like drink craft beer, go on holiday and have ambitions

divorced 52 year old american woman posting on online anonymous british incel forums

my mum used to hang out in AOL chatrooms for single men in their 30s.

don't know why.

He really doesn't like women posting here.

anyone else wfh tomorrow? never done it before, I bet it will be well comfy

ambitions

Yank concept.

NTA, but I don't either. Nubs was even worse

Stop bulling Yanklass.

divorced 52 year old american woman posting on online anonymous british incel forums

melty

Yeah he's a masculine man who goes for what he wants in life, no matter how hard it might be, and works tirelessly until he achieves it. Very soi.

Just attention probably. If you're a woman and you turn up in a male only space you will inherently get massive amounts of attention.

Nubs never answered me clearly when I kept asking her if she did anal. Glad she's gone the prudish cunt.

Nubs was always nice to me. Shame a certain poster bullied her out of the general

Couldn't be caught dead drinking craft beer, going on holiday or having ambitions me

Glad she's gone the prudish cunt.

One of the few things me and sic agree on

T. the certain poster

Nubs is in our discord and she's been a great addition. A few of the lads have even fallen in love with her, that's how good she's been in there.

Am just fuckin chillin if thats cool wich u brevs?

Glad they picked another woke pope. Hopefully this will finally shut up those 'Christ is King' mongs like Fuentes who somehow think this universalist faith will save us.

Shippy looks like an IRL soijak

Shippy looks like an IRL soijak

melty

Shippy had a few craft beers once, I recommended him a place to go and buy them. While he was drinking one of them he even started to feel a twinge of ambition. Before he knew it he was on Expedia.

Because mam has no driving license and she forgot to renew it we cant go out tomorrow. Wanted to go to wizza hut now that I have my wages. Not happy.

I get this sort of bollocks in my youtube algorithm all the time, even when I tell youtube I don't want this shite.

youtube.com/shorts/df9-JcDXj_c

Honest question, who watches this? What sort of audience is there for obviously staged, weird slice of life couple videos about fake arguments that are inexplicably filmed for some reason and then dubbed with bad AI voice overs? Why? Why are they always Chinese or Japanese? Why do they get so many hundreds of thousands of millions of views? Why do they get hundreds of thousands of like and thousands of comments that seem to be treating it as if it's real?

Is it purely jeets? I really am struggling to get this sort of content.

Me and Shippy look quite similar (fat, balding, gormless expressions)

corr look at the size of it

Would you shag Yanklass, given the chance?

Normies think it's funny and relatable to be a subservient little slave to a vagina on legs

Would you shag Yanklass, given the chance?

absolutely not

Yes, but only in the butt. She needs to be put in her place.

Realistically nah. She seems alright but not in that sense.

No, because she literally looks like Iggy Pop

it would probably get tangled in there

Brother wont stop talking about the last of us tv show. Hes absolutely rattled in the cage over that Bella Ramsey girl. A bit weird. Also he always goes on about Disney being woke. I absolutely do not give a fuck.

he says im so American

Not sure what point you are trying to make but my leg looks absolutely nothing like that. Ckin hell Id amputate my right leg if it looked like that.

Corr, chicken chips and gravy for tea, oh yeah. Need some different chopsticku's, the grooves are a bit aggressive, I didn't realise they all had them. Oh well.

It's the most tedious thing.

I looked a bit like Bella Ramsey back when I had my long hair

AS THE SUUUUUUUUUUN HIIIIIIIITS SHELL BE WAITINNNG WITH HER COOL THIIIIIIINGS AND HER HEAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEN

Oh lush mate even with your fancy chop sticks. What an experience. Proper NEETmaxxing dinner that.

Bella Ramsey looks like Henry VIII. But yeah, people who prattle on about that shit is a dumbie

chopstick gimmick

bit odd, isn't it. hamfisted messaging in telly is older than us. if it's a bad programme just move on with your life.

maybe Rebecca is a terrible adaptation of the novel and fans were reeeing at Hitchcock back in the day. bit like Kubrick with The Shining. good films, those.

Corr looks lush. Enjoy your scan

How's the tour of Asia?

Spacka tea at the battlestation oooh yeah baby

SIC mogs us lad

me? i'm still miffed about when they recast the characters in Goodnight Sweetheart.

Wodney you plonker!

Didn't realise you were balding. Nice hair in the pic I saw of you

New pope is pro-HHL

It my world now motherfuckers x

Had a bit of a melty at mum again for turning on the tap in the backyard, to be fair she wasnt listening and all she had to do was stretch out the hose because it was tangled but she didnt want to. Stubborn boomers for you.

Corr lot of calories there

Spacker brother update?

Necking these wints then garn waravan. Been some politics tonight x

Spoke to some Scottish lad who knows the score x

I think it's kind of cool that a care home organises these trips for it's residents.

they would NEVER recast him.

new wife lady was fine, new WWII gf was abysmal. fucking fix it, AI.

Hes fine now. Apart from banging on about Snow White at the kitchen table. Saw him playing oblivion remaster before and he was skipping all the dialog and not knowing what was happening during the quests, I was screaming inside. Also he doesnt have any of the enchanted gear or deadric artefacts. Hes not very good at the game.

Had a bit of a melty at mum again for turning on the tap in the backyard, to be fair she wasnt listening and all she had to do was stretch out the hose because it was tangled but she didnt want to. Stubborn boomers for you.

fascinating

I love a bit of anything with gravy, it's great.
Nuh uh, I learned as a child. It's chopstick life, but not for everything. I would like to try them with a roast dinner, that would be fun.
I am now going to have some popcorn, and will use chopsticks. It's actually better, as I normaly wolf down salted popcorn of the microwavable variety.
I'll potentially have to stop (or find a way to add to my desk to make an eating area) when I get my new rig.

So his 'smackhead mate' who is always skint travelled from Sunderland to Edinburgh to be with him?

Some Scots do know the score.

Even Alex Salmond himself is closet based

I only had a couple of kippers for dinner, so it should be ok. I'm a skelly anyway so a bit of timber would help.

Was the Scottish lad someone from another care home? Perhaps they're having a care home get together of sorts

HHL is in Berwick

T. Loremaster

Smackhead mate isn't actually a mate, it's some lad from the care home. And he probably isn't a smackhead either.

this is the man replying to all your posts with 'melty'

Drivel compass just did a 180 and swung around to point at Gibraltar

Or maybe he has to wear a helmet, and smackhead is his nickname?

Never posted that word once

Kek. Wonder if this pic will end up on Sharty

Smackhead mate isn't actually a mate, it's some lad from the care home. And he probably isn't a smackhead either.

melty

need to travel to Edinburgh 'for a job interview'

DWP pays for it all

i got a polyester suit at the taxpayer's expense back in the day, heh.

i have a poor understanding of compasses.

why don't they point "in 3D", at least according to the curvature of the Earth?

Always funny how these line traces make people look like utter feckless gormless mongs

all this soijack nonsense is just Anon Babble-acceptable rage comics.

at least draw something in MS Paint, like where all these faces originally came from. or use AI.

why don't they point "in 3D", at least according to the curvature of the Earth?

They literally do

Captcha: you

It's only really to help know what direction you're facing.
Doesn't mean anything what with the magnetic pole going for a wander.

I'm not even that fat

Says the tard using a Chinese spyware browser

Where does shippy fall on the Norwood scale?

fucking kek
spot on with the hairline lad

men over 25 don't need hair.

He looks to be IV

Bizarre post, baldy

he blames shippy for everything

V or VI

Thanks, Number One.
I was going to try and respond to the butthurt lads but there were too many and they'll just tear apart my replies anyway.
Ran to the market and got stuff to make whicken wurgers with dill pickles on wretzel wuns, feeling low energy this afternoon.

i think that heinz beans are gross, infact, anything of the such, such as the spaghetti hoops.

Show us your hairline sexy man x

Shippy would be angry with you for saying this

hair is a sexual characteristic to attract a mate. i know we're enlightened human beings but at the end of the day, it's like peacock feathers.

Dall-e did that?

GPT-4o

Drivel compass has swung back round to Glasgow

couldnt u just outline him urself or something?

sex is for real men.

I've only messed about with bing image creator (free), not anything else.

who is "eva6"

Sounds like crossy

Watching youtube videos from the protests in nottingham and laughing at how awkward shippy looks

Watching youtube videos from the protests in nottingham and laughing at how awkward shippy looks

link?

protests in nottingham

never heard of them

nobody !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got that,,,?

eva6 is giving me female vibes get them out of here quick

wonder if eva6 likes anal

You have nothing to bring to the table for the modern woman. You're broke, you don't go out, you're miserable, lonely and will never experience a relationship. Sex is never going to be a milestone for you. You may as well off yourself to be honest. Must be a sad existence.

if that were true would it matter?
i dont im a virgin nor would ever discuss it any deeper
does anyone know what they're about?

if that were true would it matter?

yeah this is a thread for british incels x

Confirmed. We got new lassie in here so get in

yeah this is a thread for british incels x

s'not

Me? Not allowed sex. Society decided so.

thoughs on HHL?

Oh. My. Lush. Its X4 nectar points on eBay.

i dont think this is really true, the title is just "brit" and "feel" so,,, i think its just for the british people of r9k

shaving my dick won't get me a gf

drivel going to commence now im finking

Eva is Crossmong'a alter ego, he's embracing his feminine side

A woman is posting here on a new trip so now all the mongs are going to be going haywire fawning over the new foid. Absolutely fucking cringe.

HH what?
should i know who that is,,?
i dont want attention

embracing his feminine side

that's just regular crossyposting

crosslad sometimes does pretty things like a princess.

nothing to do with gender: it's the drink + age regression.

i dont want attention

uses a trip

fascinating...

i want attention. i acquire it through high-quality posts.

i still want to be identifiable but i dont like the fuss over gender

Wonder if eva6 is scottish

i wonder what happened to mihai. it's a true mystery.

Thoughts on seasidemark?

youtu.be/CwLwLpudswI
He can be seen throughout the whole video here, his fat arm and awkward stance at 5:20 and at 6:12 again
youtu.be/ryDjmYw4RlA clapping awkwardly at 0:30

Thoughs on Shippy?

Want to start drinking proper coke but I begrudge paying the sugar tax. Not happy.

His boyfriend got rid of him and that was the only thing keeping him in the kind of mental state where he could function enough to post on Anon Babble. He's probably a catatonic ward of the state somewhere.

Nothing wrong with young birds dating older men.

1/4
idk the fatbloke lore
where?
i dont want to answer questions

24 stone and you want to "start drinking" sugary coke. Great idea lad.

Tell us a bit abour yourself, lass? Whats your home board?

He fatmaxxing, he should switch over to milkshakes

he looks like simon from the yogscast

Thanks. Started drinking regular Pepsi and found it too sweet. Need to give coke a go. Not had it in a while since they introduced the sugar tax. Cunts.

fit as a fiddle and clean bill of health
oh it LUSH

he looks more than 16st here

No man honestly wants some old roastie cunt over 30. Men are hardwired to want to breed young, fertile bodies. DiCaprio disposes women after 25.

i browse lurk here a lot, barely ever posted, but i snoop into Anon Babble, im very far up north, but i dont rlly have an accent that u would expect, countryside type area

people dont get fat because they eat too much people get fat because they drink sugar drinks, just dont drink that poison and youll be fine

am i allowed to drink sugar free drinks?

Oh lush got that nesquick banana milkshake mix on tap. Love that stuff me. Once I drank about 12L of whole milk throughout the week with that stuff. It was lovely.
Thats right. Im as strong as an ox and as fit as a fiddle. Zero heath issues.

Sex with Eva

how much do you bench lad

Are you a NEETmaxxing? Like HHL and Bmong?

Yanklass is forgotten

I miss Yorklass.

No idea. I dont go to the gym or lift weights. But I can carry 4-5 bags of shopping in when brother comes back from aldi.

very far up north

but not Scottish. so, you're from the middle.

I feel bad for you blad. You are so naive.

no i live with my parents and im in IT support for this one housing or financing (idk) place, their office is like a remodelled barn
nono, i meant far up north in england, not GB

I will never contribute to the economy. There are more people than jobs anyway.

Berwick upon Tweed? Where HHL is right now?

is it actually better? like, earning a significant amount less, but not having to work?

Yanklass grinding her menopausal teeth right now

No drink water

no
most people here are just mentally disabled and on benefits

i have a mental illness, but nothing that makes u a vegetable, what exactly do u need to be applicable ?

Are you a bit autistic and quirky?

not really sure, for example one lad here is in a care home because he can't operate a microwave

Yes. I would be absolutely miserable being some slave in a warehouse without sex at the end of the week.

farts are off the charts

You literally use a trip fella, even if you took it off to be a hard man here

You literally use a trip fella, even if you took it off to be a hard man here

done him in there

cuddling with eva7

A female version of crossy is hardly the worst gimmick this year

fat lad too scared to post with his trip on

E X P 0 S E D

Alright alright fuck off you got me. The same happened when yanklass posted a photo of herself. You guys were acting like monkeys in a zoo over the sight of a woman. Have some self control.

I guess I better get up and start my day. Being neet really does fuck your sleep patterns.

not quirky but im autistic so im a bit quiet i suppose
i dont intend to post a selfie, isnt that against the r9k rules?

Ckin ell no flies on you lot is there? Done in by a loremaster.

Need an L sign from eva6

l sign?

Not a good night to be a menopausal American

A decent torrent of Warfare is going around so I'm watching it now. Lol you see a guy's nob right in your face half way through. I get that they're going for realism, but you could've done the scene without it.

Going to bed now, knackered af. Early shift tomorrow.

Yes it will result in a ban. Probably 3 days. Id advise you not to do that. Lads will be taking the piss out of you for weeks.
Some weird fetish thing. I have no idea what it means but they get off on it for some reason.

sister won't stop scraping the non stick pan with metal utensils and now it's proper fucked

b lad trying to make his move kek

Aye, like this
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80849477/#80851017
And another like this
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80849477/#80851211

Yanklass preparing her witch from Snow White arc

Oh lush just got monopoly on the gameboy color. Posting my purchases DVDlad style. Love that game me. I have a very high win ratio buying up the orange and red properties.

B lad now simping over the new lass I see

Fuckin ell fuckin fire forgot the photo avent I. I have a habit of doing that.

takes the piss out of his brother for simping after old women meanwhile he's simping after a man pretending to be a woman on the internet

Piss off im just responding to 2 (you)s I always respond to a (you). Wont again if you are going to be like that.

Piss off im just responding to 2 (you)s I always respond to a (you). Wont again if you are going to be like that.

melty

Nasty lads on here tonight. Just not right.

so its fine as long as it doesnt include face?

New gimmick? Its shite mate. Pack it in. Fascinating lad already does this.

says the lad who half an hour ago posted this

Have you ever been to Newcastle or Sunderland?

someone has been melty posting for the last week or so

I tell you what I have mate. A brilliant job I enjoy and then sex at the end of the week. Thoughts?

You got Adventure Island on gameboy?

dont think so no, im not like on the border kind of north

Shippy legitimately looks like he has some kind of disability in those videos, yikes.

I agree with what he said in the earlier post some of you lads are fucking pathetic

How many lads was your gf with before you?

How come you're still a virgin, lass?

i like this thread because you can really feel the accents

Can't remember lad, we had that conversation a long long time ago, I think she said 6.

not something i've really been able to think about, stuff like tinder or bumble seems shit, and deadend, i think the best way to meet people is through mutual friends, but that too is deadend, if you've got little to no friends, like i do

im a 26 year old virgin
saving myself for the one x

We're all friends here x

Grim. Lads like Ruthlad obviously want proper love not a transactional arrangement with used goods. If that's good enough for you fair enough but some want more out of life.

He's actually quite well spoken and confident IRL.

open window

general wind/traffic noises

start doing the washing up

space out a bit

rinsing dishes on autopilot

come to

fucking SIREN blaring (like an air raid siren)

gunfire

what the fuck

return fire

explosions

siren wailing away

what the fuck is going on what the actual fuck

some fucking riot/apocalypse thing is happening jesus christ

ACTUALLY come to

it's just a lorry reversing and unloading goods somewhere

might be losing the plot a bit lads.

Yes I do also have the first one on NES as well as well as 1 and 2 on Super Nintendo. Theres a second game for the gameboy and 2 other adventure island games on the NES that I dont have unfortunately.

It is proper love lad, definitely not a transactional arrangement. Don't be jealous.

ever had exploding head syndrome
it scary

cant tell if this is nottingham or afghanistan

He's actually quite well spoken and confident IRL.

vocaroo.com/1lqYInVBsoE1

do you like nottingham? we could go on holiday there x

eva6's tuppence

Lad she's been branded by all the other lads cocks she's had inside her and still thinks about them. Love isn't possible anymore.

never been, dont even know where it is

How come I haven't been branded by all of the fannies I've been inside and never think about them?

whos the mong recording

Jealous of the 7 dwarfs who've stretched your missus fanny open lmao okay

Thoughts on Oldham?

that's ebin lad

me and HHL getting drunk tonight, big time

sounds like you're making places up to be honest

Very nice. Was the very first game I played on gameboy I think. Those were the days.

Sour grapes is usually a result of jealousy yeah.

Because you're a man, incase you didn't notice men and women's sexuality works differently. It's cool though mate sure she loves you just like she told the 6 other lads she loved them.

ohh sounds interesting, this. never had that sleep paralysis or one of them demons. but been a bit blurry betweens dream/reality for a little bit.

this wasn't pure hallucination: i can see how my brain filled in the gaps with echoey/distorted sounds. rational responses like 'probably an ambulance/police car', 'it's not like bombs are going off' were almost immediately challenged.

Haha you're an expert on women's sexuality, are you?

Gary Oldman is actually YOUNGER than Gary Numan

I'd be jealous if she was a virgin before you, bragging online about a lass with a body count tells me your taste in women is poor quality.

nottingham beach? wow what an experience x

*informs the apus that a new wope has been elected*

I used to have sleep paralsis daily, was mental from a young age well into me 20s, calmed down these days but I still get it maybe once every few months

voca.ro/1ghOufEjUEc5

Definitely an odd guy, but he's probably the most normal of all the people I've met from here irl.

Wonder if eva6 is cute

Imagining a life with eva6

got a feeling this is the same person

Ah I get it why virginity is so important to you. It's the one thing you can measure up to, right?

Me and eva getting married and living out our days in the countryside happily ever after x

oh you're rolling forward

She's mine mate back off x

A lass being virgin is the bare minimum before you could talk about "love". Imagine "loving" a lass who daydreams about her 6 exes. If that's the best you can manage though then that's your station in life, fair play.

Jesus Christ you made it! I got you some scratch cards

he's a seething little virgin incel kek
they just can't comprehend normal happy relationships

what was it like?

never just had the experience of waking up + can't move. except for DTs from alcohol withdrawals: which was pure fucking hell. seizure + twitching + feeling of spiders crawling on me + sense that i'm dying (but it didn't go away like some panic attack)
feel naive now that i didn't know about any of that, be careful alkylads.

i dont im a virgin nor would ever discuss it any deeper

Are you seriously saying if you met 'the one' you wouldn't even consider anal? How do you think that would make him feel?

I pronounce eva6 and myself now married.

All this "bare minimum" chat from a lad who couldn't meet any woman's minimum? Lol. Bold to have dealbreakers when you're not even in the running.

im making the assumption that anal isnt exactly a first date kind of thing, and was for couples that knew eachother for a while

Why won't Ebin come back to us, lads :(
I actually miss him for real.

lad he's rattled you and you brought it all on yourself

dangerously close to the 'uwu~ i'm ever so innocent w-what if we held hands...' thing, this. (NEVER lurk Anon Babble outside this thread.)

thanks anal lad for bringing some balance.

respectable girls don't do anal

Lol I've had more intense reactions to lukewarm tea

Right sure that's fine, but if you were convinced that you were going to be with a guy forever, then would you at least experiment with anal for him if he wanted to?

He's busy running a successful youtube channel now

Anal sex with eva6

Most girls do anal. It's not a taboo thing any more. Surveys are very consistent with showing that nearly every woman has tried anal at least one time and the majority who have a committed partner do it regularly.

yeah, you know, after a while, maybe.
it just seems a little bit gross and far more intimate than the traditional

the Joseph Rowntree Foundation has concluded that a typical working-age man deserves sex THREE times a year, minimum.

was it taboo because its a sin? or have i misread something.

the sin part is for gay men

technocratic progressive communist anti-civilisational ideologues have concluded that the minimum pittance of gash that an average zogbot worker drone requires if he is to remain pacified and not desire a sectarian civil conflict is exactly three instances per year

fucking grim

all right this sex drivel isn't ending any time soon, so i'll bite:

doesn't make something not-taboo make it LESS exciting for advanced sex-havers?

Corrrrr. Another big purchase down the hatch. Mostly westerns this time. Filling out some more John Ford, Anthony Mann and Billy Wilder. Well, you have to treat yourself, don't you?

Why won't Ebin come back to us, lads :(

I actually miss him for real.
This is ebin btw

Sweating my w*llocks off tonight nd been rly rly sad n upset today 2 the point that am not even in the mood to go on about it or go on about anything,jist pure sadness. Gna get a early night soon nd hope tomoz is better.

The bible never takes a clear position on heterosexual anal sex. It does take a clear position on homosexuality in which it is not in favour and some christians extrapolate this to mean the way in which the homosexuals have intercourse is the actual sinful part and therefore all anal sex must be, but this is obviously a subjective interpolation.

The predominant view among christian scholars on the matter is that the bible make very few proclamations as to the actual acts that a married man and woman can and can't engage in sexually. The default opinion now is 'if a man and a woman are married then what happens in their bedroom is their own business as long as it's consensual'.

Look at those wide hips. A fertility goddess

I did enjoy the conclave vote bt I was already upset before that nd when am in a mood one day I just am in a mood the whole day nuffin chsnges it. But aye

Didnt email that lassie back either. DPD ruined my morning nd that was that.

this sexless society is creating ideal conditions for either revolution (probably not what they want) or soldiers for a war (the opposite).

the moral thing to do is just ban pornography. i like the internet but i think it's made us too comfortable. access to social media is almost like a human right, it's freedom of speech, civil rights, not just "we aren't running the community centre's book club any more."

american pope for the next 20 years lad. It grim

What are u so sad about, crossy?

weird build but okay
thanks for the clarification

are you in your 20s or 30s, evalass?

have concluded that the minimum pittance of gash

Don't know why but this phrasing made me kek super fucking hard. Excellent post overall lad, perhaps post of the day x

sorry to hear that crossy lad x

very early 20s

Do you keep you pussy and arsehole waxed and smooth?

early nite for me too im thinking
tomorrow is a new day x

not Christian, and i support the gays. do we now consider abstaining from gay sex if your religion is against it to be bad? 'internal homophobia' and all that, rather than some moral choice? (not talking about putting those beliefs on others.)

Some serious beta male simps in this thread. Fair enough not all of us got gf's but this is embarrassing.

My Abu Abustaja Pakipu has refused to eat since India struck Pakistan this week, he won't even touch his favourite Karachi style biryani I got for him in the fridge. All he watches is sad Lollywood movies on his TV. Really hope I don't have to bop him.

If you cum in the woods and nobody is around to see it, does it still give a roastie the ick?

Surprising wisnt it
Jist wan a them where cant get out my head something somebody said to me that upset me before replaying it over n over u know. Wish i had the stones 2 be like alright ill contact this person nd talk it out then but aye I dont. Jst torture myself at home. Its kewl tho. Itll all be ok 1 way or another.

Think im in love with eva6

Do you keep you pussy and arsehole waxed and smoot

"there was a strange guy who used to masturbate out on a field/in the country roads...and we saw him!" is a common anecdote, sometimes makes the noise.

surely up to that point it was just a guy wanking in the middle of nowhere. only one participant, then you rounded the corner. THAT'S the point at which it became strange.

Not christian either, just married to one, so I get all this through my wife and her church. Sorry but your post is a bit all over the place grammatically. Do you mean 'are gay feelings still bad even if you don't act on them'?

Too right matey sleep on it as they say

And do you put the balls in?
Yeah, can do.

women can smell wank hands.

not really going to be too specific but i do shave from time to time
id be a bit confused if i was walking through the woods and i saw some cum on the floor

Yanklass has been real silent

Sorry to hear your having a bad time at the moment lad. Try get some sleep. Time is a healer.

Gonna shave my shaft tomorrow

d-did you win? Did you win on the casino?

I haven't been

You haven't bean? Your head is shaped like a fucking bean

That's right. Btw I brought my brown sprog, what do you think?

I'm going to run you over in my car now. Fuck him and fuck you. Goodbye!

evalass, are you high libido?

the penis itself having hair is a surprise to me

kek, are you AIapulad? have you shifted your prompts to ebin and shippy now?

Wonder if eva6 is a ginger

could you be more specific in some way

Hi Bongistanis, I've two questions.
Where the fuck in your shit hole country is Pyrocynical from and do people in that area speak as retardedly as he does?

Post-wank hands and a hoop

You fucking virgin lmao. Yes, it doesn't go all the way up to the head, but yeah cocks get hair a bit up their shaft. Unless you groom/shave of course which any respectable man does and so should any respectable woman.

Fucking howling at this lad. Tears in my eyes

You've got a shopping addiction my friend. Just torrent this shit.

I'd guess he's from Leeds

If you pull your foreskin back over the head, there are hairs hiding under the ridge. We call these Sneaky Stringfellows. They aren't visible on circumcised individuals.

sorry to let you down

obsessing over a 2017 vocaroo in 2025

please talk about my crossdressing eceleb please pleeeeaaaasee

Aw man, I just looked that up and you may very well be right, the YouTube guy sounds just like him. Reminds me of Kay's Cooking as well

youve got to be taking the piss now

eh, don't know how to break this down. basically: some people are gay, through nature or nurture. Christianity is against gayness.

so, if you're gay and happen to be a Christian, is abstaining considered fine (generally, in Christianity)?
and from a secular point of view, is that considered wrong or even homophobic? even if it's a personal choice. I mean you could remain single for ANY reason, but it causes problems. the NHS describes masturbation almost like it's a medical stress relief everyone should be doing, while there are 'side effects' or moral/religious/practical considerations.

forget which Louis Theroux it was, some fundamentalist church where a woman was a bit TOO smiley about how she used to be a homosexual but the church saved her. but in general that was pure cult vibes: most English Christians (Protestant or Catholic) i've known tend to be nice people and tolerant nowadays.

Marry me x

Nice looking hair <3

Look, dude, I'm just here for the lolcows.
Who is that guy btw?

corr
and she plays chess x

thanks, that is if ur being serious

Tranny shoulders knew it

so, if you're gay and happen to be a Christian, is abstaining considered fine (generally, in Christianity)?

Not him but that's the roman catholic doctrine. It's fine to be a homosexual but "the homosexual act" is sinful.

Do an L sign please

I GUESS THAT WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES TIME ON MY HAND COULD BE TIME SPENT W/ U
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/deepfeel/: eva6 is homeless chan

i dont think my shoulders are even in the picture
last i heard -- theyre a sexual thing so no

ranny shoulders knew it

howling

Am serious. It lush

Thnkx u x

some people are gay, through nature or nurture. Christianity is against gayness.

Yes and yes.

so, if you're gay and happen to be a Christian, is abstaining considered fine (generally, in Christianity)?

Yes.

and from a secular point of view, is that considered wrong or even homophobic? even if it's a personal choice.

The answer to this will differ a lot depending on how militantly anti-religion (specifically anti-christian) you are and how politically left/liberal you are and so on. Obviously there is nothing wrong with a gay christian choosing to live a celibate life. However, many progressives will see this as inherently oppressive. Pick your poison.

forget which Louis Theroux it was, some fundamentalist church where a woman was a bit TOO smiley about how she used to be a homosexual but the church saved her.

Gay conversion therapy isn't real. All these people who claim their religion cured them of homosexuality are lying, they're still all gay just coping/lying to themselves.

most English Christians (Protestant or Catholic) i've known tend to be nice people and tolerant nowadays.

Yes, you would struggle to find a single church in England that would not openly welcome gay people, even if they consider homosexual sex acts to be sinful. Churches in England are remarkably tolerant and liberal on most things.

Do you want to go for a drink with me? I am probably the alpha male here. I live in Banbury but I'm up and down the country a lot.

do you have BBC on your telly?

Heating on max
Windows open
Pip secured for another 10 years
Get in and fuck the lot

LAUGHING LIKE CHILDREN
ROLLING LIKE THUNDER
UNDER THE COVERS

i'm not watching more of this video on "Team Fortress 2 has a dark secret" (1.5 million people did, what is this)

also thought Leeds/somewhere in Yorkshire at first: "i" sound in e.g. "right" because "oi" -> "roight"
but then a "quite" and "like" has more of a Brummie twang to it. look up a clip of Frank Skinner.

not great with accents really, but it also sounds like he's selectively toning things down to speak into a microphone for the internet. in the old days that meant BBC Queen's English (Received Pronunciation) but now it's like a theatrical, "hey guys, wassup, today we're gonna..." quasi-American gamer/e-performer dialect.

doesnt everyone? or have i lost the plot.

How have you secured your PIP for 10 years lad. Just had a review?

Man United - Spurs in the Europa League final. Dangling just above relegation spots in the Prem lmao, just goes to show we've got the strongest league in the world.

Are you into paranormal fings?

definitely interested, but i lack a lot of knowledge on them, and you?

happened to rewatch Max & Paddy recently (that's where i know that song from but i knew that miner song last thread from The Simpsons).

wish we got another series of Phoenix Nights instead. think it took Peter Kay + the other two to make it a bit more grounded even when mad sitcom stuff happened. good balance.

CUMMY CUMMY CUMMY CUMMY CUMMY CHAMELEON
I CUM ON YOUUUUUU
YOU CUM ON MEEEEEEEE

Autistic women are perhaps the most boring people on earth. First off because autistic people in general are boring, but also because autistic women get literal truck loads of attention by going to spaces filled with autistic men who don't meet much women. So they can be boring as fuck and still be fawned over. There's no encouragement for them to develop a personality or any other quality really.

They're not evening clothing him properly, and it's like they are hacking him to pieces in there too. And the slop they're force feeding him
It not right
I lied, I only got it for 5 recently
But get in there anyways it lush

people who 'have a personality' tend to go from appealing to undesirable quite quickly.

in a party type situation i'm absolutely guilty of gravitating towards people where everyone else has always figured this out about them.

My review is coming in late 2026 or 2027. How are the reviews and what happens in them?

whats this? and who is this

Autistic women aren't real, it's a male brain disorder

Rewatched it all recently. Enjoy Max and Paddy even if it is a bit more broad.

This all they feed him.
One potato with beans and margarine.
They terrorising him out of existence at the hospital.

Not even some tuna or bolognese
just marga-beans.

Abdul

fucking kek

Not really interested in VE day

stoners are cool. and they have fun lil lives. "weed is their whole personality" is such a stupid line. if they're actually well into weed (different strains and so on) that's no different to any other hobby or interest. and if they all have long hair + hoodies and zone out eating crisps listening to rock music, good for them. no aspect of this is bad and they seem chill in general.

He could quite easily go back to his own flat.

Big Bob's Bastard Beans

they do smell a lot though, but theyre desensitized to the smell, so i think its quite ignorant, unaware of how much they reek.

They smell like shit though, that's objectively bad. Lazy cunts as well 90% of the time.

Raymond the bastard.

Nig Nog's Nastard Neans

Here's your dinner Mr Byrne, rice, cottage pie and some raw courgette enjoy

This is criminal.

Stoners are literally the biggest mongs on earth. Incredibly dull people too. This isn't even an anti drugs thing. Because I'm vehemently against cocaine too, but at least cocaine users are generally alright, interesting and often intelligent people

The reviews are easy. I just repeat what I said in my form and pass. Getting on pip in the first place is the hard part.
Timothy James Byrne
It's scandalous what they are feeding him. It's pure slop.
No wonder he looks like he's on deaths door, fucking dei hire nurse taking care of him
Poor Tim

corr new clarkson's farm out in two weeks

any similar sitcom recommendations, anon? something a LITTLE bit daft/slapstick but without veering into adults yelling/acting like kids. (not all dry/cringe comedy either.)

i cant eat cottage/shepherds pie, i start to gag and feel sick when i smell/eat potatoes, sucks.

Willy Wanker and the Black Factory
HOW DARE YOU

i heard he did this to avoid taxes, or something of the sort.

It's genuinely tragic how people can get enthusiastic about different strains of weed. It's bad enough using it full stop, but to actually obsess over the minute details of it

So eating crisps and fries make you sick? Cant be having that.

You trying to trigger me you bastard? Lol

ofcourse not, im talking about chunky chips, mashed potato, shit like that.

Early Doors is pretty good if you've never watched it de lid.

What does the nhs get a year? Like 200bn? And this is what they feed people who are recovering
CRIMINALS

We need an actual war on drugs. Mules and producers considered active enemy combatants and treated with lethal hostility on site. See how long drugs remain a problem for us. Fewer retarded stoners is better for everyone.

I mean, do you wank a lot?

I'd quite literally die without mash potato. I have a digestive condition where food won't sink into my stomach unless I have mash. Something to do with muscle function in the esophagus.

Magnet and Steel

uhhh,,, when i was younger it was pretty much once a day, but nothing as much as that nowadays.

So you'd get in from school and the first thing you'd do is go to your room and rub your little tuppence?

Look at these dirty things here cookin' up nice

most of the time i agree. whether something reeks of weed (like when skunk was the big thing) or it's just smoke in general (as a non-smoker). but occasionally it's a nice, more plant-y smell.

cokeheads get more aggro and brash. at least just sitting around going "ere...mate...haha i forgot what i was saying haha" isn't harming anyone.

drugs-wise, in an ideal world we'd all sit around with strangers sipping magic mushroom tea. or even on MDMA i want the social experience of actually being with people, not just loud music and such.

Wanking to eva6

BODGER AND BADGER
LALALALALA
LALALALALA

Take it as a compliment that it's your worst trait of all. It would be literally worse than an adult nappy session in Chigwell

If I was doing that I'd want to combine it. Massive reefer round the back of Grange Hill tube station then walk to NB's. She politely doesn't mention the smell.

Iv had that all my life w/ cheese,feels like theres a lump in my throat that needs vomited out, gag reflex dnt know why

You're a tot
And I'm a tot
Till tom and tiny

Timmy waiting for the nurses to walk out of line of sight then viciously punching himself in the head so he can continue to stay for free in the hospital.

Dickcheese? hehe

THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST

do women know what 'dry semen' smells like?

comes up surprisingly often when you read about some crime case. i doubt i could identify the smell and i PRODUCE semen.

cheese is nicer in small amounts i think, i only like cheddar, feta, halloumi & Mozzarella
best thing you can do is fry up halloumi.

Made me ssd when he went hollow even tho hes a fanny

what do you like besides fish n chippys, crossy?

Reckon BN must have put in at least an 8 hour shift today

I imagine most women will know what semen smells like more so than men do because they get more exposure in their mouth (mouth, tongue and nose are all connected and taste/smell senses are very interlinked), as well as getting semen directly on their face and under their nose when men spaff on them, which then dries and they can smell it the whole time.

I spend most afternoons sitting out front with the neighbor lady. She's 30 years older then me even and I feel bad now when I don't go down and spend time chatting with her under our little porch thinggy.

all cheeses? some sort of lactose intolerance, maybe?

milk is lush but i can just neck pints of the stuff. then it creates a milk-specific tummy ache. (i am white, it matters here.)

Corrrrr why was the wee lassie french? TOTS TV WAHEY

finally watching that Adolescence. acting from the kids in it is good. mad to think the writers almost certainly browsed this general whilst researching for the programme kek

Pots-400 anxitey off the charts, lads. Please make a new one super duper quick thanks

Pungent spackerbatter breeding a new race of shutin box room mongs.

You shouldnt befriend old people, yanklass. Remember Rosemary's Baby.

I promise you lad they did absolutely nothing of the sort.

fair point. general "you can't smell yourself" stuff but yeah you're also being exposed to it, there.

if it helps catches some serial killer great, wonder if it was a shameful thing to admit in the early 20th century.

acting from the kids in it is good.

first thing i clocked too. hope they're going places, Skins-style.

researching

seems like they did read up on some incel/internet stuff, but i don't know how much of the Gen Z culture is accurate or out-of-touch.

hate the floating camera, fake single-take thing though. is that common now? the new 'shaky cam'?

Remember Rosemary's Baby

She doesn't seem very Minnie Castevet-like, but she does say that her mother was an actual witch, which sounds more like Sybil (if you've ever read that.)

Crossy is a Frijj milkshake enthusiast

Might wank to eva6 later

Have you told her about HHL?

i always always a Yazoo lad. corner shop sold these litre bottles for about the same price as the little, full-length sticker ones.

just necking a litre of milkshake. fuckin hell.

Babby likes his milkshake

/britfeel/ is a Nurishment general.

something about this seems sinister

dont know about you lot but im off to bed

*might contain semen

Yanklass do you like John Wayne movies?

Anal fisting eva6

why not lad. They definitely would have known about r9k and britfeel is the most obvious thread to click on

Nighty nite, lassie x

oh the guy that beat his wife up on camera yeh just gunna ban him from the site, oh the guy jerking off to women online, gunna gangstalk and harass him for years.

isn't gangstalking specifically when it's all in your head?

Why are you even posting here lad, isn't your drivel suited to elsewhere

Jimmy Stewart was incredibly based. He served in WW2 for real, not just as an actor. He trained pilots and participated in missions over Europe.

stream-of-consciousness mental drivel is on-topic for /britfeel/.

i don't know what else even is.

not like that coward, Errol Flynn.

NEW THREAD AAARGARHARGHGRG

Was he a draft dodger or what? I was surprised to read that Stewart went so fucking hard in WW2. Helps he was a fully certified pilot beforehand. Wonder what John Wayne was up to during WW2.

dont make threads any more me thats for mugs

yeah he was, despite playing heroes etc. also seems a bit dodgy, getting his (reportedly massive) willy out, raping teenage girls, that type of thing.

i do like films about pirates, however.

Nah, we mostly garden, we observe and shit-talk the hoggish people from the 2-3 bedroom units who are neglectful parents to their rotten kids, and we tell old stories of when our lives were more interesting.

Kek. Wayne was exempt due to his age apparently though records show he did try and enlist, even writing to John Ford a couple of times about it.
A shame Fatty Arbuckle wasn't alive for WW2, he could have sat on some Japanese.

Is closerlad still about?

Not him. This will be difficult to grasp for many of the friendless lads here.

two babbling old racists pottering around their spacker garden

He transitioned into TitLad. Know your pronouns ffs

the Fatty Arbuckle story is grim tbqh. people who think all this cancel culture, false accusation stuff is some newfangled thing need to read up on that one.

a few very select people can be vile or at least unaware when they start inventing lies like this (however much thought/planning they put into it). and the tabloid gossip mill is pure evil - if anything i'd say it's less likely to ruin your life nowadays.

both post-wall used up hags

You think Fatty was guilty? Supposedly the lady was a massive alcoholic and her liver was already damaged.

My, my Betsy did I ever tell about that there taaahm when Jerome tore my fanny to shreds? It was rootin' tootin' gosh darn rad I tell you.

Go beddingtons nows. Got Wapa Johns delivered to waravan. Pisshead mate crashed out early. Been some commotions like. Crashed out nows

Dreamcore vibes on tap x

No woman is ever going to talk about you like that. No woman besides those in your family talk about you at all.

na night helper cya in the mornin pal

Nappy wearing freak

Glaswegian man posting interracial drivel late into the night

pickthyank rattled

A certain poster will appreciate this new edition

Love my nesquick milkshakes me just had a pint now. Corr right fills you up it does.

pickthyank

Who?

there was a lassie here earlier who wanted to shag you