Your mom and your dad did this to each other. That's pretty wacky, huh?

Your mom and your dad did this to each other. That's pretty wacky, huh?

thats pretty shit i wish they didnt

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No, what's wacky is that I watched them do it via pictures I found in the glovebox of all places. Still kinda wanna die.

Does doing that feel good?

I don't have the faintest idea, I had it saved it from Anon Babble years ago

What's even wackier is how I've never done this, I never will, and I haven't killed myself yet.

Only for the guy. Women hate it and only do it to secure the man's resources and labor.

How do they get pregnant if it all just erupts out after?

just buy a fleshlight off amazon, fuck a guy in his mid 30s from grindr or hire a prostitute
pretty much all the same thing
its just slightly better than fapping and even if you can buy mushrooms off the internet and have an awesome 2 hour long fap session that will make sex obsolete
ive tried all of the above and honestly fapping on mushrooms is still the best

i swear you virgin doomer fags are boring normies too if all that gets you off missionary sex with normie women

I've had sex and here's why you shouldn't

posters should get v&

id rather find that than what happened to me as a kid looking throu his phone and finding a video of a girl being fucked by a horse

10 years later and i get off to the same shit aswell meaning its all genetic but id rather just never found out in the first place

So that's why it's so hard to get

bro finding a guy on grindr is so fucking easy i wouldnt call it an accomplishment

still never found a women to have sex with without paying her and at 28 now i gave up on it completly
good thing im bi sexual and somewhat good looking meaning i can find cute femboys on grindr from time to time

What's even wackier is how I've never done this, I never will, and I haven't killed myself yet.

I have same sentiment towards myself.

I'm not a raging faggot homosexual so you can stop suggesting that path.

It's dirty and exhausting.

then hire a prostitute or buy mushrooms online to fap with

option 2 on its own has healed my depression and made me a better person

How are you a better person if you're a gay drug addict?

the way you say "raging faggot homosexual" makes me think you have an unreasonable anger towards gay people because youve prolly fapped to femboy porn before and had gay thoughts and you try to deflect that by developing a seething hatred towards that group

many such cases especially on here when anons would be much happier just accepting themselfes

iam happy with myself and thats all that matters in the end
i dont plan on killing myself and look forwards to the future whatever it holds in store for me
can you say the same about yourself?

you hate spiders you must want to FUCK them

No I just find you annoying and the whole thing about how you adopt young boys to molest and rape them is kind of off-putting.

You don't have a future either so I guess that doesn't matter.

Is coffee good for me? Not sure OP.

if you hate spiders you are such a total sissy lol

you are not helping the gay allegations with that claim, anon
but hey i know from experience that self-acceptance is a long and hard road
some never even manage to get there throu their whole lifes
wish you the best for the future
seriously consider the mushroom part
or if you live in a country that has state mandated health insurance look into therapy

also stop smoking weed and drinking booze that shit makes you actually retarded

thats all from me anon ;3 love u

signed, your gay friendly neighbourhood spider

if you dont have a future why havent you killed yourself yet? theres gotta be some reason why you still keep going no matter how small and insignificant it is
you choose to be here and suffer and theres no one holding you back if you decide to end it all

Fuck a guy from grindr

Gay. The solution isn't to go gay. Not like gay sex is real sex. A man's asshole doesn't have the same sensation as a pussy

Not everyone is a faggot or interested in gay sex. It isn't always a case of latent desires either, you literally can't just turn gay for the sake of losing your virginity, faggot

how would you know exactly if you havent had either? real question
both are just warm wet holes but asshole is tighter

why do prison gays exist? if you are desperate enough you can just close your eyes and pretend its a woman sucking your dick or riding on it
or just get drunk beforehand
i genuinly believe every guy is bi sexual deep inside for plenty of reasons but then theres guys who are ashamed of that (probably because of their childhood) so they choose to ignore that forcefully which leads to even more problems when femboy porn gets into the mix
sexuality is very complex indeed

You're not only a fag but making a false equivalency. An asshole doesn't have the same sensation as a vagina. It isn't the same, men and women are completely different. I've slept with both but that doesn't mean everyone is a homo or into the homo stuff. You can't convince or suggest homosexuality to a truly heterosexual individual because no amount of arguments or convincing can make a person attracted to something they simply aren't attracted toNope, you're a faggot. This is exactly the kind of faggot retardation that breeds intolerance. No, not everyone is secretly bisexual or programmed through society to be straight. Gay people have always existed, especially in times where it was illegal and punishable to be gay. If society conditioned everyone to be straight, there would be no gay people in spite of homophobic attitudes, but because regardless of whatever society says, there will always be truly heterosexual people and truly gay people and half fags in the middle

you forcefully ignored all my questions just like how straight people forcefully ignore their dicks getting hard to femboy porn
iam pretty sure any straight guy could cum if i had a go at their cocks
better yet put them behind a wall so they wont know its a guy sucking them off and i swear you theyll get the best blowjob in their lives
i would even bet 1000 bucks on it because its just a fact
i accept your concession regardless of that

It's crazy to think that happens, and then a whole entire new person comes into being as a result

tight femboy boipusssy will always feel better than loosened up pussy that has been railed to hell and back by BBC since the day she turned 16
its also way better looking and cleaner in 100% of the cases
you probably never had sex before and all you know about gay sex is from shitposting threads on Anon Babble
its the equivalent of getting any advice from redditors who have never been outside
absolutly pointless to argue

you are simply too weak if you cant get off to guys and girls at the same time

correct, and that's what my husband and I did to have our own kids.

Yeah, my parents split early in my life because my dad was a violent drunk, so I can't imagine them being lovey-dovey.
Though it was probably the right thing to do, she was still guilty about it. I didn't realise that she really did love him until after he died.
Sad thing was that he was a talented builder who made a fuck-load of money; but he just wanted to drink it all away and not provide for his family.
As Larry David said in that episode with 'Groats Syndrome', 'You know they did, but... you wonder when'.
Considering how shit my life is now, as the last survivor, I really wish they didn't have a kid.

Tbh I cannot wait until me and my boyfriend get married and he does this to me. I don't have to worry about pregnancy since he had a vascetomy.

not really it is quite beautiful!

bruh my gf is way more horny than me.
I can only do 2 per day realistically, repeatedly, but she would be happy with 5 mentally (physically, her pussy starts to get sore after 3, and that's with her being really wet).

Are there women that behave like you said? Sure, but generalizing is wrong.

It's a number game, sperm from cum that hits the cervix flows inside. Entire cumload contains hundreds of millions of sperm, only a tiny fraction gets close enough to the cervix to even have a chance.

its just slightly better than fapping

pure nonsense. You never had raw sex.
Sex in a condom really fucking sucks and I agree masturbation feels physically better.
Raw is on another level entirely. Masturbation after getting used to regular raw sex feels bad and wrong. It just releases an urge.

I prefer not to think about it.