thrifting with fbf edition!
rags you threw out: threadly question -
what kind of things do you look for when thrifting/shopping? describe your best find:
/r9gay/ - #2537
i found these wild things, and the jeans too.
ha ultimate st. patricks day defense especially if paired with green socks!
actually y2k i think too. i'm a little large for them right now, but when i'm under 130 lbs they fit perfect.
Something to keep an eye out for is "Orlon" sweaters. Orlon isn't a brand, it's a material -- it's a woven fiberglass acrylic knit that was invented in the 30s, but it's so hard to stain they couldn't even dye it colors until they found a new chemical technique in the 60s. Izod, Lacoste and other brands made lots of sweaters and cardigans out of Orlon in the 60s, including lots of v-necks like Sanji is wearing over a button-down there. They are basically indesctructible, and almost immune to staining. The only way to hurt them is to melt them with fire.
Why don't they use Orlon anymore? "They discovered that consumers preferred a softer texture..." as if we would believe that. A sweater that's indesctructible means you only sell one per person per lifetime...or maybe a few, if they want more than one color. (They come in basically every color, and lots of bright and pastel shades, because it was the 60s. They're almost always solid colors rather than patterns -- I don't know why. The style at the time.)
Orlon sweaters and cardigans are also always worth at least $20 on eBay, sometimes over $100 if it's a Lacoste one in a bright color. Despite being pretty old, mostly from the 60s as I said, they show up at thrift stores a lot because, as I said, they're basically indestructible. If you do find one with any stains or wear, you know it's been through things that would hurt a literal speedboat.
Sorry. That wasn't a very horny post, which isn't accurate to my present feelings. Please take this.
I didn't know that I'll be sure to keep an eye out next time, I normally thrift for formal wear but I want to do it more often since I'm getting sick of wearing my highschool clothes. I normally buy edgelord stuff if I'm going to wear something new.
under 130lbs
another midget huh
that would be awesome but you probably don't live anywhere near me, thanks for the fantasy feul tho!
almost average height in those shoes, just actually skinny
an we pick up each other?
ideally, yes
what is the average height 5'7
domtop silly party
Thinking about that lean muscular sleep paralysis demon that hotdogged and teased my hole all night while laughing at me as I mumbled just do it, put it in already
give me the scoop on "The Apostle"
were you groomed or abused by him?
im allergic to acrylic and polyester, why would anyone wear plastic byproducts that can't breakdown? let's care about our planet and ita wildlife <3
please anon dont let me while im alive please
Could you please send him to me tonight? Your cast of recurring characters is better than mine
Look at this horrible beast huiiii
Story is probably checking his inbox for another hook up today rn
They already made the fiberglass, retard. It's already there at the thrift store. Buying something old is better for the planet than buying something new, regardless of what the old thing is made of.
Also, it's not a "byproduct", it''s the product. You kinda don't know anything.
DO not let that classic phrase ruin something that
will almost certainly be happy and magical but yes
at least bare minimum I have fueled the fantasy of
2 femmie bfs shopping for and trying on girls
cloths together and then furiously making out in
love with each others cuteness in gurl cloths <3
No, I can send the weird kid that turns into a drider with a gross pale fleshy body and not eyes and a not mouth that are filled with gross stiff hairs
Anything else? Greedy bitch
You are pic related and have autogynephilia
i'm no tranny or autogynephile but i want to cut off my small disgusting dysgenic cock and install a nice pussy, maybe start hormones
Do gaybots pass the mood test?
Do we support this anon or not?
I've said it a thousand times and I'll say it again, all sexhavers deserve to die
hnislutreturns to challenge pxlschizo to a whore off
I turn 35 tomorrow, if you can believe it. Not attempting to bake a cake this year because last year I only ate half of it and it's the last thing my fat ass needs. Not buying one either.
What if you come home tommorow there's a boy showing and spreading his cake just for your birthday
If he's reconditioning himself to be gay wouldn't it be easier if he was topping? He said douching was getting to be difficult so the implication is he's bottoming, which makes it more insane than it already is and in turn less believable.
4.5/10
Mods the jeet is spamming his favorite pic again
Eurovision is tonight. Planning to watch it with my friend.
People unironically watch that dogshit show still? What a waste of time.
so are there men with beards wearing dresses singing songs to own le heckin chuds this year?
No, meow won last year
Happy early birthday Story-kun! You should do something special for it that makes you happy.
I'm kinda based
yeab i got the auto gyno, so what, i got a lotta things. i got the auto phallo too, that one most definitely, and the auto tummy-o and the auto feet-o, i likes every part of myself and some parts i aint got when i lose k like i got em. i aint a picky eater, you take me to the buffet i'm gonna have the pizza, the chicken, the fried rice, the crab legs, the funnel cake, you know, the fried dough, the zeppole, the soup of the day, the corn bread, abd on top of all that five or six of them jello squares too.
dark blue is things i can say with confidence light blue has some caveats; has hobbies:i dabble in tons of stuff but not often enough and not good enough to really be comfortable sharing about them, good music taste: it's subjective yes but does that mean it should be treated like free space?, gamer: not good at the games i play and don't have time to play often, sperg: mostly in my head i tend to remain collected on the outside and just freeze when overwhelmed
Eu vishun opening was pretty cool
oh it's that time of year again? who do you like best? i'm american so i can never keep up with it
there's nothing wrong with half a cake! i like to do a whipped cream frosting; it's a little different. it's a little soft at first, but tasty, then after a few days in the fridge it sets into a regular icing. so it's sort of like two frosting experiences in one.
the dashes are depends, can find the clit is sure but I wouldn't want to.
Amen to this post.
The great grape devourer
How horrifying
If you do ketamine and acid with me we can go to the plane of pulsing, throbbing, hairy, sweaty flesh and experience full body psychic orgasms together.
Make a banana bread
It's kind of like a cake but slightly more healthy cause fruit
Two songs so far (Iceland and Poland suck), Slovenia is decent and Estonia is just some mildly amusing meme song.
I haven't listened to the others beforehand so I have no idea until I hear them.
Mom never made that so no shot
What?
Isn't she dead?
Why do you have to limit yourself to what she made?
acid is for intellectuals, stop mixing it with horse tranquilizer and other shit like it's meth. respect acid, you crackhead.
Why not buy some at the store then?
They synergize incredibly well, you would be having much hornier, more transcendental experiences if you weren't so uptight.
i bet they do "synergize well," if you're too retarded and piggish to actually have a proper acid trip. you need to have at least an ounce of appreciation for nature. calling brasil, deny it or bye.
I mean I've done acid on its own and its fun but ketamine just makes it better I don't know what you want me to say. Also, who are you calling in Brazil?
i wonder if that certain guy here is still in medical school. wouldn't it be funny if he flunked out due to drug abuse and now he posts here all day to cope? maybe he's a successful crackhead, quite a few doctors are. but maybe not. wouldn't that be a shame.
calling brasil
Why even respond then retard
Probably. I knew a bunch of people who were studying to be doctors before I flunked out of college and a lot of them gave up medicine because it was too hard and they were using too many drugs to keep up.
had the post written out before i realized and added that at the end. he's salty as a codfish on account of the diss track, so he's going to keep trying to bait me. i thus have to walk a fine line between calling everyone brasil and accidentally getting into it with him now and then...he especially gets off on people who aren't him being accused of being him. having had it happen with myself, it is fairly funny, but i feel bad when someone else gets rage meant for me. he doesnt, i guess. probably on account of the ketamine and the dmt and the whatever else.
Ok Italy is fucking awesome
youtu.be
pxlschizo is so delusional he thinks huebot even know who he is or gives a shit
This is what untreated schizophrenia looks like
Man italian does not work well as a sung language. Also, was he wearing the boots from toy story that say andy on the bottom???
VO
LA
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whoa-oh-oh
try something from before modern retard times before you judge an entire language kid
did someone put a pineapple on your pizza today Luigi? sit down kid.
i am not nor have i ever been italian and pineapple on pizza is excellent, child in the imitative stage of language development
sure thing super Mario.
Lupus et Brasil non piaci
it would be really embarrassing to keep calling someone schizo just because you don't have the literacy to read sentences with multiple clauses without straining, and in any case, i am going to the store to buy pork, if there is a good deal, and maybe leafy greens, if there is a good deal.
I got to use the grill yesterday before it rained. I had jerk chicken thighs and corn cob and it was delicious. Gonna make rice and beans to go with the leftovers.
sounds tasty. i have been rubbing chicken leg quarters with various things and roasting them with vegetables a lot lately. i did a mustard and capers, then a hot sauce and capers, and now i have in mind to do lemon and garlic. rosemary is tasty too of course but i've had it so may times. though talking about it is making me want it. anyway, i can't believe the difference it makes to use your fingers and get the spices and sauces under the skin! night and day when i started doing that.
Mustard and capers sounds so good, holy shit. I'm definitely gonna try that.
Love Itzy she is awsome
You're not called schizo because you post walls, you're called that because you post walls no one gives a shit about unprompted and because your thought process and writing pattern is a jumbled nonsensical mess. You are schizophrenic and potentially on drugs.
You know I sure hope they didn't put my gurl cloths in clear packaging..I would have a lot to explain when I get home if that were the case.
I'll do it next to you, not with you, until you conceptualize and manifest a hot psychic bf for me
I love waking up in the morning after drinking and discovering I made a purchase. I'm not gonna cancel it though I've secretly been wanting to buy this for days now, but only because they're releasing way cooler ones in this same line and I want to have the full set.
I prefer raspberries on my pizza. Maybe blackberries if I'm feeling extra fruity.
So glad I'm not a druggie or an alcoholic lolmao
I'd take a druggie or boozer over a tranny any date, they still contribute more to society.
don't bring up pizza please or I'll be a bad neet today instead of tomorrow.
Mom didn't make pizza so I won't be making one either
How come your mom never made pizza yet you binge on it daily, but the salad and low carb diet you ignore?
Have you prayed today lad?
Mom never thought me what carbs are or how to pray
How many discord nudes did you get today shitpostle?
Want to learn lad?
None. I am a good boy.
mom made frozen pizza's just never fresh baked home made ones. Same with me. My issue is that I don't want do anything that might leave a mess but likely I won't clean it up for ages and might end up throwing away cooking utensils because of it.
Mom can't teach me anymore she dead. Will you be my mommy apostle-kun?
friend didn't know eurovision starts at 9pm
it was too early for him so I watched alone
TwT
you should know I never use jappanese honorifics in my posts because I'm not a weeb.
teach me anymore she dead. Will you be my mommy apostle-kun?
No, but I can be your friend on the road.
You should know I killed my mom because I'm not a chad bottom
reading someone's old blog and feeling like you know who they are despite never knowing them and them deleting all of their accounts long time ago
mom had sex and became pregnant with a beautiful baby boy
I'll be very proud of story if he decides to take more pics of his extra bubble butt and makes another unsee/onlyfans dump...
another? I never did one. So far the only pic of myself I have posted was a very close and blurry one of my eye.
Yeah your third pink smoothly shaved and thick eye and i need more
I could write like a turgid wiener with a permanently clenched asshole, if I wanted to. I just don't. It's called "stream-of-consciousness" -- I write as if I were talking to you. I don't separate writing from talking. I'm able to do this because I speak as I write and I write as I speak. For you, writing and speaking are two different things. This is because you are not as good at reading or writing. Don't feel bad -- I've had a lot of practice. You, too, could practice, if you weren't so paralytically worried about what other people think..on an anonymous image board...why you're worried in the first place, or mad, i cant even guess tbqh. if u dgaf as u claim just scroll lol?
speech to text always skips words even though im talking very slowly and clearly :/
are you literally illiterate? im not using speech to text...i write in the way that i speak, using my fingers...i hope you are troleing
i got cheeeese at the store. two fitty for real french brie!
No, this is exactly why you're a schizo: you make an assumption:
I'm able to do this because I speak as I write and I write as I speak. For you, writing and speaking are two different things
And then take this as fact and continue down that rabbit hole when it's only a product of your insanity. You do this all the time. Like thinking hue remembers or gives a shit about you. If someone was writing like that I would assume they're trolling and pretending they're dumb but you seem genuinely mentally deranged. No surprise when you're the same guy who tried to figuratively suck story's cock and start a business with him.