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Where's the metal m8s
I can post this here
I don't even know what that shit is
I only listen to music if it sounds like justice. Most metal is too evil for me.
You sound like a furry tbqh
I need more stuff like Electric Wizard and Acid Bath.
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Music about death and power and sex (doesn't have to be cringe satanic)
So do you want stuff that actually sounds the same, or just stuff with the same lyrics/themes?
Same themes.
But Doom metal recs that sound like the wizard are welcome.
What the fuck how did you know that
Doesn't really matter, feel free to just post cool artwork here and forget about the music.
Well stuff that sounds like Wizard I always associate with bands like Soma, specifically Windhand.
I'm not much of a doomfag though.
Themes is easier, tons of band like the same.
Akercocke was the first band that came to mind, especially with sex, but they are Black/Death and are all about "muh satan" which you said wasn't your bag.
I'm more familiar with Black/Doom, where early Forgotten Tomb or any Mourning Dawn will be doom-y while mostly covering the concept of Death. This song basically says "all the young people kill themselves, but you can do it anytime you like" so the Death theme is pretty hard on it.
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You presumably already know Type O and Carnivore, the Steele projects, that regularly bring up sex and power and death. Only Type O is doom-y if more Gothic, but Carnivore is fun as fuck.
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Lastly my favourite song that has sex as a theme is this:
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I PREFER SEX
WHEN IT'S AN ANIMAL ACT
OH YEAH!
That album has a few mentions of it, like Arsonry which says "LETS FUCK ONE LAST TIME IN A BURNING BED", but not a lot more.
I'm no Doom expert though, so if that's what you're after I ain't your guy. More of a black/doom or death/doom sort and not many have what you want besides "death is epic"
Cool artwork
I never fail to identify you, faggot.
Go back to making mediocre models in blender and leave this safe space for non-schizos.
Based, thanks anon.
How about this for a mood?
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I mean something that sounds sexual and pleasant, but unhinged, demonic while still keeping a melodic property. Not necessarily about satanism, but clearly implying a supernatural sexual force.
Why yes, I wanna fuck a succubus, how could you tell?
Eh my best go-to is still the COCKE who are drenched in "muh satan".
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or
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ooooo the angel's mouth
FUCK THE MOUTH
Or just "omg society is obsessed with sex!!!!" stuff.
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Mega off-scope, but I just remembered that Whitechapel's debut album is all about Jack The Ripper and basically is fully about "I will rape the fuck out of you cos I have power" and them extracting pleasure out of it, but no real demonic notion of it.
Stuff like
You're born into these hands again
Send the slut back to hell
Another whore to seek to fondle and misuse
Back to the grave to exhume again
Not sure I have more what you want where it's pleasant but demonic. Usually the "demonic" goes straight into the satan shit.
I tried m8, even though it's not what you're after. I'm bound to have some stuff but I'd have to dig through lyrics and I'm way too lazy.
A for effort anon, thanks.
That stuff reminded me more of Goregasm. Wish there was something like that minus the murder, rape and mutillation.
Hopefully the janny here is cool, most people don't like refugees
Another random one that came to mind, maybe Deinonychus?
Less sex, but more "corrupted by evil" with "demons" but not strictly satan. Some doom influence too.
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and especially this which is like "i fucking killed your kid and I revel in how bad I feel about it"
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I feel like an album named "Ode to Acts of Murder, Dystopia and Suicide" will have at least something you want.
That's my last try though. Hopefully at least something is half-decent.
If they see tits they will come
I don't know if this album sucks or if its just very effective at prolonging the shitty mood I was in.
I'd rather have the powerfurry than Hector or Matthew. That being said, the Galneryus songs I've heard do nothing to convince me that power metal doesn't suck.
There's only one good power metal band and it's Persuader.
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I am tone deaf and musically illiterate but there is no difference between this and a galneryus song except there's no japanese lyrics.
Thats impressive as Galneryus are nowhere near as heavy or riffy, usually more cheesy and melodic
You cannot have opinions on metal if you are not scandinavian, stop appropriating cultures
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Metal is English.
What's the metal version of early Descendents? It can be more punk than metal.
post a link
Listen to Milo Goes to College. Specifically the first two thirds of the album.
Dissobros where we at
christ on a fucking bike
Matthew
not a real person, it's one of hector's MANY hallucinations
The name is Marshall.
let's give this another shot
helo rato
From now on don't mention this place over there.
Not me. I don't listen to galnerius.
gay sex in emos butt
I like the way the guitars are left to drone and fade into silence at the end of Art of Torture. Resembles life fading away into death.
Other than that, the album is your usual ping-laden slamming BDM but with a very diffused guitar tone. The guitars, and the album in general, recede into the background if you don't point your focus to the music exclusively. I don't know if that's my lack of focus or the album's lack of unique or attention-demanding songs. Maybe the ease with which it becomes background music is intentional.
Is this the new place for metal music songs, yeah?
Love the Carcass influence on their last record
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is that disso?
No i posted the wrong pic but just said fuck it
anyone on this board know this cheeky fucker
What the fuck is that guy's problem?