/britfeel/

Honestly the fact that he orders all his takeaways on the phone is the final nail in the coffin. Any and all pretense of anxiety or autism is completely null and void. Simply would not happen in 2025 if he actually had either of those two things. Not that they should entitle you to a life of bennies anyway, but even within the current framework of the welfare state it shows he shouldn't qualify at all.

He's grifting the system. He's a low IQ sociopath.

How does one 'pretend' to be disabled?

Yeah, I'm open about that frailty because I'm mentally mature. You aren't. Which is why you're an anti-social online troll.

He's grifting the system.

Wahhh, he's scrounging, wahhh!

Local butcher doing 20 sausages for 10.99. Proper decent sized ones with proper skins and actual seasoning. Not fucking supermarket catering sausages filled with sawdust.

yeah, thats what its called, it just looks a little artificial

Based truthnuke. Funny how his "meltdowns" always amount to coping self-indulgence and partly self aware irony isn't it.

Yeah? Did you buy them?

35% pork Richmond sausages

It doesn't take much to be open about it on an anonymous board, does it? If you were actually working on it with a therapist or something, I'd respect that. But you're probably too cowardly for that too.

Has he ever claimed that anxiety is the issue? Serious question because I don't think so.

Fever Tree stuff is rank innit. Their Cola tastes of nowt, and their Lime Soda is sickly. Shan't be touching that brand again

His official diagnosis is autism, which itself is characterised by significant difficulty in navigating social situations and is virtually always concomitant with a diagnosis of 'anxiety'.

If we had ID's you could potentially try to prove your point, but you are incorrect, as per.

Hey, the archiver, you obsess over online drama, and you consistently try to cause drama between posters, and trawl the archives in order to be able to dredge up drama from years ago.

You add nothing.

You fear ID's

You long for drama

We are on to you

You need an IDless thread to be able to spam YOUR gimmicks.

You spam the thread whilst having meltdowns

You are full of projection

I win.

Chris-chan doesn't have anxiety though. I thought HHL was that type of autist. Not an anxious autist.

Neither of which precludes someone from ordering food over a telephone.

Woah you totally BTFO me bro! You think I don't know that lmfao. It's sort of like calling someone with a humiliation fetish a pervert. You're just wasting your breath little lad.

Chud sperg bro is once again the only person who says things I've thought for ages, meanwhile the stupid dim twats of britfeel continue to accept bullshit and lies. Sad display.

And yet, we all know that it 100% would. Autists with anxiety would never in a million years order food over the phone.

Honestly the fact that he orders all his takeaways on the phone is the final nail in the coffin. Any and all pretense of anxiety or autism is completely null and void. Simply would not happen in 2025 if he actually had either of those two things. Not that they should entitle you to a life of bennies anyway, but even within the current framework of the welfare state it shows he shouldn't qualify at all.

He's grifting the system. He's a low IQ sociopath.

melty

Ordering off a food delivery app because you're too lazy and socially anxious to go outside, walk to the takeaway and order in person. Unfathomably grim.

You forgot 1 thing, context.
If we had ID's we could see if you have contributed anything of worth to the thread, but alas, we can't.

It's entirely artificial lass and honestly disgusting. Do you like the battered chicken balls though?

Innit. Most people do it because lazy and it's convenient. Not because of "anxiety"

no, not rlly, heavily battered stuff or oily stuff gives me headache

What have you had to eat today and what are you wearing

instead of spending 80 quid on an escort i could take eva out for a meal every time i want a shag cooorrr, none of that goyslop for her

how tall are you , eva

rlly

Crossmong types like this

Keeping a polaroid of eva6 in my wallet

i made a tiger bread sandwich, with smoked cheese and salami meats the night before, and i ate it today
5'7
good for him

Plus she'd do anal without you having to pay extra.

This is yours, and several others, worst flaw. You just constantly say shit that is either

Totally boring

Irrelevant

Non-sequitur

Actually proves your opponents point

In a hasty attempt to own and pwn people you know nothing about but have for some reason decided that you hate. Really weird and it can't be unseen once seen.

Good sandwich but you need to eat more!

eva is taller than me

tiger bread is still white processed goyslop you should be eating wholemeal, smoked not good for you and salami isn't health

oh no heaven fucking forbid someone grift this diseased system, fuck the system, I encourage all lads to bennymong where it suits them, me? I do fuck all at my government job and clock off early

oh, i just like to tear off the crust and snack on it

Alright lad, point taken. I wish you the best.

who tf is eva I cant keep up with yous and your fucking dollies.

1. is it a biological woman
2. is she fit

It's not irrelevant to ask for context. You're having a sulk (judging from your previous post) because people don't think like you do?

Bet these birds can't wait for the week to be over after a long week on the factory floor.

She claims to be a biological woman. Chances of her being attractive are slim to none. Most likely she's Nubs-tier.

a fantastic combination would be thick grilled slices of spam on a tiger bread butty heavily buttered and with a sauce of your choosing. Pure sloppa.

Feeding eva6 bread like a duck

i think im average or maybe a little bit above

You didn't give us that hair piccy x

if helperlad spent less on takeaways and booze th he could get himself an escort

post tshirt

which one is nubs again, that sounds familiar. Been on this site for like 13 years at this point and the only dollies I recall are the tranny paki toilet stalker, shippy nonce, sean the benniemong, dvd autist and errr thats about it

Guessing they probably work as models rather than in a factory lad. What makes you think they work in a factory?

Essentially yeah. People who think incorrectly are wrong and therefore annoying.

People usually aren't every good at rating their own attractiveness. Especially people with autism.
The only confirmed biological female who has ever posted here. She's not goblin tier or anything but she's on the wrong side of average I'd say.

Hard anal with eva6.

Are you attracted to Turkish bints lads? I don't think I could be.

Left has a phat innie
Right has an outie
Middle I don't know the term but it's a nice pussy

did she post her fanny? someone must have a pic

my job has made me really dislike romanians, they do so much fraud its ridiculous, every time I get a romanian I just fucking know its going to take ages. Fkn romania.

From left to right:

North Sea oil rig welder (16 hour shifts in full scuba)

scrap yard metal sorter (magnet's on the fritz have to do it all by hand fuckin ell)

logger, mostly working in the Siberian pine forests

Bless these lasses keeping the world spinning with their hard graft.

Laurel looking a little plump there.

it's crossmong larping

She didn't post her fanny afaik but she posted her tits.

me im not a snob i don't just do watirose that aldi has some good stuff to, gunna play dota 2 with muslim guy because im not a bigot, later

Romanians are terrible, but Albanians are worse, lad. Literally 40% of Albanians in the UK were convicted of crimes in 23/24.
What are we willing to bet that the remaining 60% just didn't get caught?

Small breasts have increased pleasure per inch

DVDdollyking on one

so so far we have 0 confirmation that a woman has ever posted here, no fanny no confirmation, a lad on here could probably squash his gyno mellons together to form something passable, or a tranny.

oh that makes sense now

What are your nipples like

Sniffing eva6's beautiful farts.

eva has only ever posted in britfeel on that trip. bit odd

pungent salami farts? grim tbqhwyl

Has Eva got an innie or outie tuppence?

Fair enough lad. I don't require the ultimate evidence to believe. There's enough corroboration.

honestly for other threads i just lurk, unless i see something i disagree with
theyre very very nipple-y i would say

Yes, just a tad. You'd never see her in a bikini.

Fisting eva6.

She just said her fanny is "a little over average" so I'm guessing that means a bit beefy but not too much.

what other threads do you browse on outer/r9k/?

Need details, lass, size and colour, how sensitive are they

Sniffing Eva's thong after a full day of wear.

Found the /britfeel/ pervert.

Washing my face is eva6's piss.

Anon Babble and maybe Anon Babble, theres an IT support thing i used to look at
what? no i meant in my looks, not my genitalia

right youve had your dolly playtime now post actual proof or fuck off, enough bloody women larping on britfeel, its not rite.

You know women don't wear thongs day to day, right?

They probably work at a factory putting the ingredients into the big mixer thingy for 12 hours a day. Women are hard workers.

I filter them all lad

She posted her passport lad. What more proof do you need?

evaposting for the next 8 hours is it lads?

i posted all the proof im comfortable with, like my passport

evaposting for the next 8 hours

Reading evaposting for the next 8 hours is it lad?

i just answered one question and now theres like a million different questions i wanna talk about pokemon stadium 2 or something cool not my breasts or vagina

he needed more attention so broke out the, I'm a gurl teehee trip

I lied, there's no chinese take out, take off your shoes we're going to listen to soviet number stations

"/britfeel/" written across her tits is the only acceptable proof

Imagine ID's, and seeing how much samefagging is going on from 1 attentionfag

Do you have a pink arse crack and arsehole or could it do with a bleaching?

What are your thoughts on Roy Joy?

IDmong having a melty

where is this evidence?

Tex mex oven wizza for din dins classic HHL style. Oh it lush indeed x

Thinking about eva's breasts or vagina

IDmong having a melty

melty

Prefer the anus desu

Tex mex oven wizza for din dins classic HHL style. Oh it lush indeed x

fascinating

You've posted this shit so many times you need to append nonsense words

You're on the verge of realising a very harsh truth lass. The truth is that your breasts and vagina are the only interesting thing about you.

might get right into Star Wars. but the old mythology.
was always a treat when Kyp Durron turned up in a book. his ONLY weakness was his dark and tortured past. meant a lot to me when i was 13, that.

seans here

here i dont see why i am in need of a bleaching really

Licking eva6's sweaty feet.

he's having a melty because his dollies won't play the way he wants to play

It's teh culchure

free are lass
youtube.com/watch?v=kOm4xKX74mQ

Actually posting your passport on Anon Babble is proper mental retard red flag territory.

hates the attention

continues to use a trip

Got some wokkles to wash it down?

don't reply to questions you don't want to answer then

how many times do i need to say this?
i do it to be identified, not stand out.

i have analysed the hidden watermark patterns in that passport and i can confirm the holder was 'assigned female' at birth, most likely in the late 90s

Mihai used to avatarfag with his full passport kek

how many times do i need to say this?

i do it to be identified, not stand out.

take off your trip then cunt

i can't even identify my own posts. sometimes i turn on these threads and read things and think "wow that must have been me" when it can't have been.

we're all just living very similar lives.

Why do you need to be identified on an anonymous website? Go to Reddit if you need to be identified.

??? why would i do that if i want to be identified

Heard they were investigating whether she was planning on handing off the drugs to someone else. It was 14kg, I mean personally I'd give it a go but regular people don't have 14kg of bud as personal

hmmmmm, mmmmhmmm, hummmm tsch, mm *narrows eyes*

hmmmm
I just
hmm...

dunno

It's about time women get jailed for crimes. If only this country would do stop giving them a free pass. State of it.

Why do you want to be identified?

Won't take any NUBS slander here, she's fit. simple as

There's no way someone else wasn't involved in this. 14kg is megabucks.

surely she's been coerced into it? forced to be a drug mule by some gang out in south east asia. she's clearly thick as pig mince and easily persuadable

18 years old

What the fuck are they feeding zoomers? she looks mid 30s at least.

so i can actually talk to people and not lose myself in all the posts marked as "anonymous"

why? what would happen?

these people saying dodgy things are just trying to get a rise. legit stalkers sitting in the shadows can't do shit. "here's my full name and address", going for a drive, are they? axe sharpened?

She's the type of bird who some lads would find fit yeah, but not the kind who everyone would find fit or even decent looking. She's a niche market kind of bird.

time of day where I need to lift, cba but I will so I can continue being muscly

Eva6 do you watch porn?

already answered this one

just say its for attention, it would help your case for being an actual biological female

Why do you hate women so much lad?

on the one hand, she's committed serious crimes
on the other, she's actually quite pretty

asking eva6 to be my gf helper style

Do you have a nappy fetish?

NOOOOO!! I trip for attention not to stand out

Wasn't there a tripfag doing this a couple of years ago, "I only trip to search up my own posts" or some shit like that?

Oh archiver, delve into the archives will ya.

Anon Babble already marks the posts you make and displays replies with a (You). Try again.

I used to say that when I was using a tripcode but I knew it was utter bollocks and I was only saying it on the wind up. The truth is that I used the tripcode to upset people for my own amusement.

He doesn't go outside or interact with any of them and gets all his information about them from Anon Babble and Reddit posts designed to anger and depress him and others like him.

Depends on the price of bug in Georgia desu lad. Here it's like 5 bags a box so looking at about 70 bags there. Small consignment really, lad, it's like 1 crop from a small to mid size op.
Yeah obviously there's someone else involved. Whether she's literally coerced or just wanted the cash is anybody's guess.

just talk to her about that pokemon stadium please

would you accept 'memory loss' as a legitimate answer?

What was the answer? I'm not here round the clock

can't people reply to posts pretending to be you as well? -- if you dont use a tripcode

Wasn't there a tripfag doing this a couple of years ago, "I only trip to search up my own posts" or some shit like that?

Crossmong used this as an excuse because he said he was using Anon Babble as his diary and he could search the archives for his posts.
Almonds....

That lad has had more action than you.

is crossmong like your boogieman i am yet to be told to who this is

Was it sush doing those "I want to be able to search my own posts", then went on to have multiple melties and spam the thread and make troll threads with gifs/images they created to wind up the posters of the thread?

archives have ruined the 'culture' of the site more than having some mechanism for being indentifiable.

i argued about this with Eksopl who did Warosu (before Foolz) way back when and he agreed, but it was kind of a "cat's out the bag now" situation.

voting on SPECIFIC threads, or even just taking screenshots, that was fine. i think Anon Babble had the best middle-ground with sup/tg/ (but Anon Babble gets shit done etc)

Cock stinks of fish lads

Eating eva6's discharge.

Activating my almonds.

reddit spaces on talks of something ruining teh culchure of the site

'She's' lurked /britfeel/ before posting but has no idea about the thread personalities.

boogieman

nah we hang out at the mall, dude

Get on the bennies lad and never work again.

Thinking about Shippy and the only shirt he owns.

I think you mean boogeyman, mong.

it's called 'essay spacing' because i am intelligant

(thank you guy the other day, very possibly also just you)

Thinking about Shippy and the only shirt he owns.

fascinating

Being jealous of a child for being molested is deranged even for you

Thinking about Employed Woman (Tildes) tits. Most likely titmogs "eva6"

Most men can only afford 1 shirt when their black wife is constantly demanding child support off them.

I literally have no shoes. My feet are nice and soft at least. Enjoy your blisters wagies.

Stage 1 TMAU de lad.

when did kids start saying 'trick or treat'?

i know you have an article from 1963 and children were saying it then in Shoreditch, blahblahblah. i meant in real life.

these past few Halloweens:

trick or treat!!!

trick or treat!!!

trick or treat!!!

where did that come from? i've even accepted 'Halloween' as a concept to begin with. open-minded, me.

Thoughts on Pokemon Stadium 2?

Can't stop thinking about this gorgeous lass I seen at the local the other day. Her presence genuinely made me feel nervous like I was a teenager with a crush again. Struggled to even look in her general direction. Not very often a girl makes me feel like that maybe once every few years.

I literally have no shoes

Ruthmong

Ruthmong dolly routine.

Went to Starbucks for a macha latte but the redhead wasn't working. I think the "alt-ish" smoking lass in H&B fancies me though, always smiles at me and laughs/touches her hair when I talk and go to the till.

What did Bella Culley mean by this?

You're not writing an essay though, are you.
If anything, it's bullet point spacing. You're trying to make a couple of bullet points, and need space for people to be able to see your bullet points better.

Invite her round to the care home.

I am a shoeless mong with any sex life.

this gorgeous lass I seen at the local

what did she look like

/brit/ is full of pooftahs, kek.

was thinking about shoes after seeing all shoes besides trainers are uncomfortable
why don't women cover up? fully sympathise with uncomfortable clothing. shit sucks.

care home xD

HHL gets a gf arc

it means she is fucking sugar daddies abroad to avoid being a wagie in a factory like you.

To be fair, seeing an attractive woman in Scumderland must be extraordinarily rare.

i mean i'm on a landscape 16:9 desktop computer. if anything it's irritating that text goes all the way to the right: half of the page i'm looking at right now is pale tan rather than peach.

but it's also correct. WE should be responsible for formatting our internet posts. can't rely on some Grammarly fuckin robot to do it for us, can we? we don't even have non-ASCII characters.

A stunning slim brunette. 10/10 eyes with a really cute smile. Never got her name was too anxious to talk to her.

I were sitting on the stairs reading me book when two women walked past talking about a sugar mommy situation, one of them was paying for someone's rent.

It's a rare thing, savour it lad x

Where are the tits? I can't see them.

Employed Woman (Tildes) tits

would

One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen was when I was working in a warehouse. The sacred and the propane.

i won't defend what you say. but i will attack how you say it.

Blad is a D cup

n'aawh

just by having these feelings, you are an evil monster. but it's sweet, as well. like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a puppy (when he's full)

Does she have big tits though?

No, sentences set up in linear fashion are easier to follow. You and others, say the same thing, but have to add spaces to separate the points, that are just saying the same thing.
You mention non ASCII, which was mentioned the other day when somebody was

a white space in order to make the separation between points that were more or less similar.
I

think

you

are

just

tring

wind

people

up

bf gone to buy Febreze because my farts are stinking the house out.

This keyboard is doing my head in, desu.

Fink you could get it up for her, lid?

nah i earnestly believe this. /britfeel/ is kind of fast but we all read every post. they tend to be shorter. easily absorbed points, arguments, and discussion.

mention ASCII because we're limited in what we can do, that's also just how keyboards are laid out and computers/plaintext in general. like if it wasn't for the Anon Babble limitations would you be typing using proper quotation marks? the correct-width space gyphs? doing some ``Linux'' thing???

it's all daft. i appreciate giving my eyes a rest. nice little breaks between the waffle, you know? means someone has put composure into their post. composting.

Tex mex wizza has been necked. Garn in that shower soon. Need to be clean for the new couch getting delivered tomorrows.

Sitting here all day until you see personality is in the thread. Time to try annoy them. Not got a life lad?

Considering Finasteride my bald bonce is glowing red from sun burn desu.

Why do you need to be clean? Do you plan on flirting with the delivery guy?

why do you need a couch?

who do you think will win eurovision this year

I do shit like that in sms messages or whattsapp. Yes, I use quotation marks, question marks, exclamation marks.
I also type out desu on here, instead of letting the filter take care of it for me.

What rooms in the care home do you have exclusive access to? Just the bedroom?

His anus has to be clean and washed out for the delivery bloke

have you considered the following

I bet there are anons on the site that don't know what words get filtered.
Desu
Baka
Senpai
Onions

youtube.com/watch?v=4CeW72B--YE

He's got full access to the shouting room, the mobility scooter pit stop, and the brexit reflection room.

you missed one lad

not using the reverse filter search to determine what words are filtered

I think they should change it after the shart teens incident. It's quite annoying as those boys are not based.

I'll be telling gookmoot to update the filter as well as add ID's when we have our conference call.

Now #11 in the queue

Refugees protesting because they can't get housing

State of this country

youtube.com/watch?v=CzLclovFn_4

Why won't Ruthmong post his passport like Eva?

Just having something to eat lad, we'll catch up with your dolly drama shortly.

What's wrong with that exactly lad?

The boriswave ilr mongs are seething(good)

Shaved it all off completely for the first time today, look like an egg now but it felt kind of liberating

he got that pyrex mircowave glass no mircoplastics pleb tier bowel for this little lid get in dere de lads

if you wanted to be treated the same as everyone else you should of pretended to a guy, everyone just gunna go oogga booga on you

eva6 what are we having for dinner babe

Interesting how the thread slows down to a crawl at children's dinner time.

gunna take eva to slient hill with me corrrr
youtube.com/watch?v=TsPCHiqHw-c

Mummy is supplying her special soldier with top quality slop, so he is fully fuelled and ready to go to war (until PJ's and bedtime).

eva6 do you ever redeem any saars?

And all the gimmicks and personality drivel stops. It must be the 60 - 70 lads we have that post this everyday, all go for din dins at the same time...

Dinner served at the carehomes

It'll be about 10 autistic man children who are literally being fed potato smileys at the kitchen table by their mum, and one normie guy who is feeding his actual children but for some reason he likes to shitpost autism stuff too.

NTA, but, I like how respectful they are, they see another lot of spam in the thread, and patiently wait for that lot of spam to stop, before they start their spam campaign.

Is this teh culture we've heard so much of?

no more shitty socks from sports direct, got those merino wool socks and its 4 times as lush get in

Oi battyboy what you fucking looking at?
You tryna test or you just lost, bruv?
Mandem out here moving bare silent,
Road's cold but my ting's colder, you get me?
Don't chat bare chat if you ain't about that life,
I'm peak, you're weak, simple maths senpai.
Come correct or don't come at all,
Big man ting, stay in your lane and keep it moving, yeah?

And how they all start the spam gimmicks and drama at the same time mid morning and all stop at the same time at night.
It must be the thread culture at work, as you say.

Not been posting today lads. Had a bit of a melty today and had to calm down. Im fine now though. I think. Also why are we talking about Pokemon stadium 2? Kek.

Had a bit of a melty today

care to elaborate?

If we are talking about Pokemon stadium 2 the team I have chosen for the prime cup is this. All the best pokemon in the game with high speed stats and good moves for coverage. Still need to get the stupid game though. The bastard is going to cost me Atleast 300+. Not happy.

So... HHL...

Eva6 where are you bb

Brother was supposed to take me to the Warfrin clinic and I had to cancel. Had to get mum to phone up because my routine was altered. Not happy. Hes been very busy today for his female friend. Picked her son up from school and dropped him off somewhere, picked up her prescription, done her food shopping and gone to m&s to get her a 85 pound item whatever that was. I think she has paid him back for that though. She says jump and he says how high. Just gone out again to nandos. Hope hes not paid for her full family. Fun fact she is committing benefit fraud and is on 4 grand a month. Its my deadmans switch if she fucks over my brother in a bad way.

Knew it would involve his mong brother.

Accidentally stabbed meself, lads. Only a little stab. Was trying to open a packet with a knife and slipped.

Corr Laurel is looking hawt these days

She says jump and he says how high.

he garn end up getting some milf fanny eventually, de lid. good for him

ahh, i've had my tea and now i feel great! sure you can go through! are you in a hury?

sorry to hear this lad. get a plaster on it. if you don't have plasters you could try sellotape.

Be more careful next time de lad. You dont wanna end up like this fella did last year.

it's for teh culture mummy

TEH CULTURE, you wouldn't understand

urgh

what?

yes I would like chocolate sauce on my ice cream, thank you.

self stabbing anon in the thread

time ot get womfy

Is your brother a granny shagger or something? He seems massively cucked.

Love how they made the princess from Wish very light shade black with freckles. Very cute little whore she is. They went full black once with The Princess and the Frog and it didn't even work out.

Your brother is in love with this woman.

Yeah this is why I don't buy frozen food that can get stuck together

This is one of the funniest ways to die I can imagine. Like something out of House M.D.

I mean you try doing separating frozen food with the knife away from you and you're risking slicing your finger off, other way you're going to stab yourself in the stomach. Fucked, lads.

Any thoughts on being Blad's chumba brother? I'm looking to start pretending to be him. Might not make much sense but trust me I'll be doing it.

*sharts all over the thread*

I'd like to be his brother for access to his games in exchange for Racer bars.

Fuming at this lot. Fucking ugly scruffy police twat must've been bullied a lot in school.

youtube.com/watch?v=sQMrn8gFcAc

When did idubbz move to the UK?

A man accidentally stabbed himself to death when he tried to separate two frozen burgers with a knife, an inquest has heard.

Barry Griffiths, 57, died in his flat in Llandrindod Wells, Powys, Wales, after knifing himself in the stomach in July last year when preparing the burger meal.

His body was not discovered until several days later with Mr Griffiths being found fully clothed on his bed at his supported living accommodation where he lived alone.

I hope Helper doesn't store his frozen potato smileys like Barry did his burgers.

Why did iDubbbz new content cop get criticism? I thought it was based for talking smack about turbo jew h3h3.
People just hate him nowadays for being a cuck or something?

im fuckin recurding and it my right
dont u dare detain me mate
ive got evidence its on camera
i werent looking into any vehicles
its public rites of way x

You can't just fucking arrest someone because they won't give their details. The fucking tyrant abused section 1 of PACE and doesn't even require you to give your details from a negative search. Fucking hell he will get a payout now this AB.

If I lived with Blad I'd throw a racer bar into a room and then lock the door behind him after he scampers in to get it.

Flight was grim but as expected. Need to get back out of this country asap

"My colleague saw you looking into vehicles" is their little trick to get them to search you. It fucking atrocious the way these pigs act still in 2025.

the b in b lad stands for big

I'll fly my drone into your open window if I want. That's public air going in there.

No he had no friends previously. So he latched on to being friends with my mums friends. He sees them more than my mum does.
Yes Im aware. He gets very upset when we call out her manipulative behaviour.
Actually the lock is inside my room. So you would only be delaying the inevitable. Also Ive eaten all my racer bars this week. Not happy.

You're fingers r too fat boy yall need a typing wand yeeeeehaw

That is a bit strange he is latching to your mum's mates. My mum's mates do my head in. Do you think he's on the touch for that older lady in particular or is it JUST friendship? What age is she?

Do you think your brother does her "special favours" too?

does b lad use a typing stick?

Might buy some of these and wind up the wagies.

99 (called that because it cost ninety-nine pence in the Victorian era)
with
monkey's blood

Potential for an interesting podcast, right here lads. Mind control.
youtube.com/watch?v=qDkHCaNAo_w

Just got doxxed in a game I was playing. Scary stuff

eva6's arse

ninety-nine pence

Victorian era

The wealthy in England used to eat turtle soup for Christmas. Grim! The wagies only got mock turtle soup.

have you got any ID? passport?

spooky, this. i consider myself a "non-racist" but that's some fucking World War II shit. passing through Berlin without the proper papers.

it wasn't a lot of money back then.

So what were they supporting him with? Clearly he was cooking his own food and they didn't find him until days later. Channel 4 needs to investigate these so called assisted living facilities.

Never get asked for ID anymore. Getting old

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whats he done to you lad?

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It's because AB is a Paki. They wouldn't ask that to a white man.

Just friendship he constantly does favours for my mums friends but sulks when we ask him to do things. Prick.
No absolutely not. 0% chance of that happening.

Favourite album lads? Get Rich or Die Tryin by 50 Cent for me

Doubt I could keep up my sanity being arrested all the time and doing the whole custody->no further action ritual. Big respect to them lads that endure it. Standing up for our rights is more important than ever before.

i didn't quite buy the gay Imperial officer bloke in Andor. not bad acting or anything, it just seems like they were going for colour-blind casting when i do think the space Empire being white English/American guys make sense (and THEY'RE the baddies).

but i guess if being gay in Star Wars is just normal to them, the officers aren't getting people in headlocks or anything, then yeah, there are just gay guys...but why would someone with that personality type BECOME an officer, locking down civilian hospitals and all that?

this video has now swayed me. sorry actor bloke, i was wrong.

How so? What game?

150 uk bongs for a fucken icecream?
I'd be challenging the icecream horse and cart driver, to a duel at dawn.

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Might buy some of these and wind up the wagies.

you wont

ninety-nine pence, not one pound sterling. it was pre-decimalisation. you can't compare it 1:1 like that.

That's legal tender for that ice cream

Given the chance blad would shag an underaged girl, i am certain of this

might start carrying a sealed package of anti-theft tags with me everywhere.

"alarm? ah mate, you know what, it'll be these."

blad is a nonce

xD

The Cadbury website says that the reason behind the Flake being called a "99" has been "lost in the mists of time". However, the website also references an article from an old Cadbury works paper, which states that the name came from the guard of the Italian king, which consisted of 99 men and thus "anything really special or first class was known as 99."[6]

Someone I was 1v1ing posted my address and name in the game chat. No idea how he got my details. Game was Chivalry 2. Really shat me up, just ALT+F4ed when I saw it

shagging a 17 yr old doesn't make you a nonce

You say that as if you wouldn't. C'mon lad. Imagine you could get away with it, and you felt it was right, and the girl was up for it. Not a kid, a well developed teenager.

i'm writing a spiritual sequel to Crash where it's the future and posh zoomers can ONLY get off with 15.9-year-olds. that's their thing. they set up all these mad parties and throw money at desperate working-class parents.

That's over 1 week of pay for a victorian era cotton mill wagie, lad. That's mental. Imagine going to a nice victorian park to feed the ducks with your wife and 2 sprogs, and spending a month's pay just to get ice cream for the family.

might make for some entertaining tiktoks de lid. go for it.

20 shillings to the pound
12 pence to every shilling

was watching some of those daft Dead Ringers and Trigger Happy TV bits. they feel so quaint now.

people aren't even doing anything directly arsehole-y like happy slapping. it's probably not even criminal. fucking hate this video phone culture. makes me para.

wish i had friends to play online games with

wish i had online games to play with my friends

I only smoke cali. You kinda have to.

wops hairline not looking good lately. must be stressed. just watched the latest challenge 360.

Victorian warehouse lads didn't get gfs

So 8 shillings for an ice cream?
Wew lad.

Mines worse desu

No, the cotton mill lads. That's why it was so noisy in there, to hide all the shagging.

Emily should have picked up some nice clothes for herself in the british heart foundation. nope...straight to the vidya.

Not gonna have a wank today. It's always better if you leave it for a few days.

Same goes for working

Weird. You sure you don't have something linking your steam name to irl details?
Shit is scary though and surprised sw4tt1ng and d0xx1ng doesn't happen more often in games when your IP is visible. Last time I played L4D2 custom servers years ago it would say in chat Anon from City, Country had joined, like a bot would say it in chat. I know it's easy to get that from my IP but why would you publicise that to every cunt in a server.

Try it for a couple of weeks. The coom afterwards feels great.

Just buzz it off then lad.

I went 7 days without a wank once and then had a nut just thinking about tits. Was glorious.

Can see why he is always wearing a hat now.

You could try semen retention for many months like jammers. He's been a much happier person now he's not spanking the monkey until the wee hours of the morning.

she should let me wash and dry it for her