Why are so many married guys on gay hookup apps? What would you do if you caught your husbando getting assfucked, foids?

Why are so many married guys on gay hookup apps? What would you do if you caught your husbando getting assfucked, foids?

Why is everyone so secretly gay? I feel like faggotry is way more common than one might think.

yeah gave pills

what?

I don't know why this cracked me up so much

Moids don't understand that marrying a woman is good for your sex life until you have children and suddenly she doesn't want any anymore

drugging your wife so you can go and fuck a dude is unfathomably based

No one cares about your fake grindr meme slop, go back to twitter

if hes getting assfucked then i break up with him immediately. if hes fucking a femboy or twink then i let him

Would you hang out with the twink afterwards or just ignore him?

There was a thread posting studies yesterday but for some strange reason it got deleted

Most men are a little curious let's be real

I am dating an openly bisexual male.
I would rather date a guy who is honest and accepting of his sexuality than someone who is DL.
I propositioned a mmf threesome (I wanna watch him have sex with another guy desu, he's a top and a really big man so it turns me on to think about a smaller man pleasuring him) but he said no and wishes to remain monogamous. Which I get and respect, so I haven't brought it up since.

because you get laid easier as a married guy than on straight apps, women don't want to be your mistress unless you're chad. it's either bottoms or hookers at that point.

same, I would only date a top and he has to wear a condom every time. Plus since he's getting ass from men he better not want mine.

People often talk about how many chicks nowadays claim they're bi and experiment with other girls in college or whatever. But it's a two way street, for as many bi girls out there it only makes sense for there to be an equal amount of bi guys. It's just stigmatized so it's not as common, don't be surprised if upwards of 15% of the entire population has some capacity to have same sex attraction. I mean look at how common pederasty was in the past all the way from Greece to Afghanistan to Japan.

Because women are annoying, refuse sex all the time and think you're her slave
And I'm not even gay

it's 25% for men, they did an experiment where they had men make themselves aroused and answer survey questions about sex. and in that state 25% of straight guys said they'd accept a blowjob from a twink, compared to 2% if you ask when they're not turned on. that's why Anon Babble is so much more bi than everywhere else, everyone is constantly mildly aroused when they're posting.

TFW no male slave bf

25% is way too low lmao, a lot of guys would touch another guy in a threesome with a girl

touch is one thing, but would they kiss? that's gay. otoh I think guys shouldn't be shy about cum getting on them, they can just make the girl lick it off.

Men like these are absolutely disgusting and should be executed. Being a faggot who betrays his wife and kids to have gay sex with men is probably the second worst thing you can do as a man, next to cuckoldry. Homosexuals in general are vile.

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Luckily this post is fake

also they should be willing to have the girl ride the other guy in a sitting position while they go down on her, that's hot.

Wouldn't marry a dude that smokes sausage. Was a long haul trucker in early 90s and in the middle of nowhere there was cruising at the rest areas. Alabama to Kansas. Even in Belton TX at the boat ramp and outside of Texarkana the same place. Thinks it's the ease of access. No effort just straight up go. Guess that's the appeal. Told my co driver that had to shit in MO after midnight dude hit the woods on the ramp.do go in the rest area bathroom. Nah anon I'm good. Came back 10 minutes later white as a sheet and said you were right.

Many otherwise straight men would fuck twinks okay whatever. But if that's the case, how the hell is there a perpetual top shortage in the homosexual community? Shouldn't masculine downlow bisexual men comprise the majority of gay sex applicants? Is there a contingent of otherwise straight men who secretly wanna get fucked by a manly man? Nobody ever talks about this one.

there are gen-X female trucker hags on this board? wtf

Most gay men aren't twinks and most straight men wouldn't fuck a total stranger (male). It's always the gay men that are good at befriending straight men that get the D

And yet I'm sure there's real stories like this.

It would appear so.

She would be near 60 if real.
I'm almost 40 and started working full time in 2010 and she's saying she was trucking in the early 90s.

I'm bi enough to fuck a twink but I don't like casual sex that much (I like beating off) and I don't want any stupid misadventures. stigma and giving women the ick keeps a lot of people away. also I'm average height which makes it less appealing; I'd probably fuck the shit out of twinks if I were 6'4.

Bi? Bro that's regular. I was just gonna say when you go get chips and dip your ass be rockin hard as fuck. Make a homie wanna just tame that shit man. Bro you know you need to try some of my world famous chocolate covered pickle. Suck the chocolate off first then eat the pickle

there's a reason it's married guys who do it; they can't pursue women extramaritally so they're stuck with men, which only becomes an appealing option when women aren't available.

The reason they also do it is because they know they're never gonna catch feelings for a man so other men are just a toy to play with

This is exactly my bf and he is 6'4 funnily enough lol

are you a twink or an openminded foid?

No such thing as bisexual, faggot. Sucking dick sometimes makes you gay

But I don't suck dick. I'll just fuck anybody anywhere. Man, woman, don't care.

who said anything about sucking dick? I only eat ass.

Fuckable women haven't been invented

It was an example. You are a faggot, you fuck men in the ass. You shove your dick in their AIDS-ridden shithole because you find them attractive and because it feels good. Faggot

We should get a govt grant to study what "straight" men are looking at online.

I am I would absolutely love to see him top a twink but again he is not comfortable having other people involved in intimacy which I respect so I have not mentioned it since

They are living a fuckin Christian lie. They cant openly be gay. They have to be married with kids, ruining their families fucking lives while secretly getting fucked up the ass by faggots on the side . They will also fuck their own kids.

the man in OP's isn't curious or prison gay, he's a full blown faggot

These psychos fuck so good though.

I met a gay furry who married a girl, she gives him a gay hookup pass and they do MMF threesomes once in a while. I fucked her once too with his permission.

Because bisexuals are disgusting

One of the church leaders, a married man, at a very conservative church I attended as a child was secretly gay and tried flirting with the younger guys. He was later caught holding hands with a man at a movie theater. He was still married to his wife at this time and was still in his leadership position at this conservative (openly against homosexuality) church. This was back in 2010 or so

I wanna watch him have sex with another guy desu, he's a top and a really big man so it turns me on to think about a smaller man pleasuring him

How common is this among foids?

Why dont these guys just have a liberal church instead of hiding their faggotry and preying on kids while making life worse for the other nonpedo fags?

because faggots are disgusting and naturally scum. it's why we call them "faggots" as in for-burning. we used to understand they were pedophile enablers and disease-spreading degenerates.