/britfeel/

Bournemouth Oceanarium edition

I shagged two sexy asian birds in the toilets at the Bournemouth Oceanarium

Big smelly shit mumi

My claim to fame is calling Tony Blair Dumbo one time.

Called Prince Andrew a nonce

do people littermaxxx in your neighborhood? im new to uk, from canada. always surprised everywhere is so dirty
i saw some white brits outside a gregs 3 people with heir baby just dropping whatever shit on the ground when there would be a bin 10 feet away inside the shop they got their snacks from

There are no bins in Greggs lad

i wonder if future generations will get really into this era of history, investigate the scandals and culture of the time.

oh, he slept with a 17-year-old? that's it?

i mean surely the Profumo affair is significant because it was an AFFAIR, not because she was 19. and nowadays we don't give a shit about that.

Prince Andrew and I have something in common

they all have that bit with the pot of water and a bin for you to sort your drink out yourself.

what they DON'T have now is napkins. fuckers keep hiding napkins behind the tills.

Advertising wasn't something anyone talked about when I was growing up. But I've always loved writing, and once I figured out people got paid to do this, I was all in. Despite my global success, I'm still connected to my roots. I remember being in the auxiliary building when I was at school, freezing, no toilets, and totally unaware this life existed. I think it's important young people see there's more than one path forward.

She thinks you're poor

toogoodtogo

why the flying fuck is this a private company and an app?

Freecycle is at least a nonprofit funded by grants etc, this is genuinely not good enough. shouldn't be a business, with 'business solutions' on their web site.

Is this a tranny presenting Eurovision? Or just a masculine woman?

what does. then? are you saying you've done a more serious crime? or are you willing to concede that i win, in front of everyone?

I genuinely dislike you

glad you've made it in the advertising industry, lad. it's been said your posts have an 'AI' quality about them. well, i think that's exactly what you need in the marketing game. tailor-made solutions, delivering your vision, that sort of thing.

It's not a crime lad. I was 30 at the time.

Sorry but why is Isreal competing in Eurovision? Its thousands of miles away.

She thinks you're poor

buying the slop at costa? she'd think i'd broke soon

Well, yeah. I mean if I wanted people to like me, I wouldn't post smug bragging, would I?
AI is like a bicycle for the mind lad. I started using it extensively about three months ago and it's tripled my productivity, no joke. What I used to be able to do in three weeks, I can now do in one week. It's incredible.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Broadcasting_Area

You're not committing an anti-semitism are you de lid? Don't you know Israelis DESERVE to exist and aren't colonisers at all? They all have different accents and are from all around the world but they're totally a real country! They AREN'T committing war crimes and starving civilians and kids to death at all! Jews are your friends!

jewrovision

When the cat wakes up and I'm in another room she starts crying

fair enough. i'd say 'i shagged an 18 year old at 30' but that sounds demeaning/trivialising. we got on, she was actually really sweet. the age gap WAS an issue, just more in a general/societal sense than a criminal sense.

Israel is basically British. We gave it to them so in my opinion it's a British overseas territory

My dog just proceeds to sit and fart on my head. Wish I was joking. Stinky bastard he is.

More Americans than Brits there I reckon. Never met a Jew IRL but that's because I'm in NI.

general/societal sense

You got grief in public lad or what?

i think AI is neat but you people are like a cult.

it's increased my content throughput by 200%, i'm productivitymaxxing my time-blocks.

as an outsider to it all, human beings don't want to live on the blockchain with smartwatches. they would rather be on an analogue farm with sheep and things.

America is also essentially a British overseas territory

I totally agree with you. I think we'd all be happier with a much simpler life. Unfortunately that's not reality and we need to live, work and compete in the real world and not an idyllic pastoral fantasy.

i think that countries with european ethnicities as a majority or to a significance should be allowed, idk if ashenazi israelis count though.

nah, and neither of our friend circles gave a shit. but we just knew if it became serious then that'd be a whole problem, even for her, as the younger woman dating an older man.

sort of just petered out. only thing that could have happened, really. maybe in some parallel universe we're happy together.

we need to [...] work

no

compete

why not cooperate?

At one time yeah but they're all inbred mongs now. Don't know if we're any better with the mass importing of JEETs and refugees.
Corrr would have been nice to be a cowboy killing Indians in the West.

I need to work unfortunately. If you're in a situation where you don't feel that's necessary, I envy you.

Fucking loving KCD II right now. Took me a long time to get into it but now I am, I am absolutely hooked. As autistic as it is.

Fuckin bollocks that lad.

only things stopping me from joining a commune are
1. personal disagreements
2. dislike the outdoors
3. don't want to work
4. enjoy meat but DON'T want to know where it came from
5. hospital access (and the need/lack thereof)

otherwise, i really like the idea.

Well you are right in a sense. Ashkanazi Jews are from 100% European decent. Did you know DNA tests are banned in Isreal? Why is that? Bit of a thinker that.

The former Anon Babble browser in me is coming back. Havent been on Anon Babble in months. Lost interest in wolitics.

i played this one! decided i couldn't be fucked with the story or whatever, just wandered off. drank a shitload of wine to see what would happen, woke up in a random town days later.
good stuff.

I don't want to insult you lad, but I have to ask. Why would a morbidly obese unemployable man be interested in right wing politics?

Does it improve on the first game? I found it fun but lacking a bit in the world and side stuff.

b brother leaves his boxroom and talks to women

It took me ages to get into it because the map seemed smaller, only now I realised this is just some sort of 'early game map' and the main map later on is way bigger. There is shit loads to do, but it's still difficult af and fairly autistic. Although a little less than the first one; combat feels much nicer and more realistic. And a few things have been added like being able to chat to people as you pass them like RDR2. But feels pretty similar to the first if you ask me.

He leaves to simp for old women. Not right in the head. Blad is a good lad.

That old woman gets him to lap up her fanny like a thirsty cat. I guarantee it. That's how she's got him by the balls. Blad can't see it because he's never had sexual activity before.

Used to be a massive trump tard and heavily invested in American wolitics in 2016. Cringe like crazy looking back. Was a set in stone leave voter, regret that now as well. Now Ive gone right wing all the way back to left wing somehow. I think its seeing how retarded wolitics is in general and that both sides are cunts. That and growing up. I just want whats best for humanity and for us all to get along. That is my political position.

just make a fun 3D game engine with swordfighting, archery, magic etc. then dump a bunch of AI Dungeon shit into it. voice acting has held games back but TTS has gotten good now. there was that one Douglas Adams game where this was the problem, technology just wasn't there well now it is.

go out into the fantasy land of Generica, some AI actors end up in scuffles/romantic entanglements between your dungeon excursions.

Also this fruit stuff isnt that bad actually.

thought it was dull and the writing was bland and juvenile. loved the first one thoughbeit.

Why did you move from Canada to UK and are you a cute girl?

Theres a -257% chance they are fucking. Absolutely no way. Not in a trillion years. Shes planning a wedding with her boyfriend whos set to inherit a 750 grand plot of land. Kek. She plans to make him sell the land so they can buy a 5 bedroom house and foster children because the inbred spacker she is looking after is terminally ill and will die soon. As if he will do that. Ckin ell. Mad world.

Would like to hear eva6s opinion on Dr.Pepper please.

you are surrounded by very dysfuntional ppl, b lad

I don't think they're shagging. I think she gets him to lick her fanny as a deranged power thing. And if you don't think shit like that happens, you are very naive to the ways of the world my friend.

id kill for it, thats my opinion.

Probably why Im mentally ill then. I heard your surroundings and childhood play a major part of your brain chemistry growing up. Very important stuff.

You dont know my brother. Hes very timid. Theres no way hes capable of doing something like that. He once said he found my mum intimidating. Shes 5ft 6 and weighs 20 stone. How can you find that intimidating.

Because it's his mum? And also she sounds like she has the proportions of some kind of warrior dwarf which could be pretty intimidating.

Oh lush. I drink 18 cans a week. Love the stuff me. My mum and brother hate it. Just not right.

Get some seed oils down ya. You fat useless brain damaged bastard.

I taught myself the only way to vaguely get along in love is to like the other slightly less than you get in return
I keep feeling like I'm being undercut

How do you find your own mother intimidating though? Bit daft. Ckin ell. If she hit you with a battle axe every day then fair enough. He doesnt like it when 2 people are in the kitchen at the same time. Finds it jarring.

didn't like those numbers

Already am doing lad. Used to buy olive oil for cooking but for (((some reason))) it skyrocketed in price 1L of olive oil costs an fuckin fortune now. and now Ive had to settle for sunflower oil.

Fuckin ell. Do they out liquid gold in the stuff? It used to be 2-3 quid.

Beef dripping is a lot cheaper and won't slowly kill you.

i would happily pay that, i think it would last me a decent amount.

Wasn't long ago we cooked with lard and that was fine fuck paying money on shit vegetable oil

think there was an olive shortage or something.

i asked a few dozen threads ago, do yous do anything with the fat from mince? i know that's not beef dripping in the joint-of-beef sense, i just assumed it would be good for shallow fried chips (it wasn't).

Drinking Dr Pepper with eva6
Your parents buy everything, don't they? Do you have a job

Don't like apples but bananas are aight.

Woooyy I love me virgin girl

NTA I keep mine in whatever I'm making it for

I love Dr. Pepper too. Been a fan of Sarsaparilla since I was a kid too cause the milk man used to deliver it. Love American root beer as well. Add a bit of cherry and oh ayeeeee.
Had the strawberry and cream Dr. Pepper in America and it was disgusting however.

yeah, i work, but my parents still buy stuff for me since im the last of their children still living with them

You've changed your tune blad

the problem is having to cook in some sort of fluid. steak and such have their OWN fat it's just burning up a pan that's the issue.

as an alternative to water/stock just get cheap table sauces. really, they should be cheaper. mental how tinned tomatoes are going from a 'base' ingredient to a luxury.

What do you mean? x

He can't stop eating Chicago town microwavable pepperoni pizzas.

Me and Eva sharing an egg fried rice in the garden on a hot summers evening

because you insulted me without a trip, and now you're being nice i think

Tinned chopped tomatoes are still cheap if you buy the cheapest ones.
If I have no olive oil I just throw some butter in the pan. Real butter not that butter spread frankenstein shit.

Room 38 (Executive premier with sea views) of the Grand Hotel
May 15th 2025

Fucking hell lad you're going up in the world, you used to stay in the rooms with no windows!

Didnt insult you. I was referring to the orbiters fawning over you.

i actually love hotels so much the beds are so comfy especially at premier inns and the breakfasts feel so much better than the ones at home and also everyone eats breakfast in the same area and everyone is talking and drinking apple juice and tea its so fun i love it

Got that ginger weer on tap me and it's a lush x

Fuck off you boring prick.

i think i sperged out sorry

Crossy really developing this Eva LARP eh, lads?

I could take you to a really, really nice hotel btw. Somewhere much much nicer than a premier inn.

yeah butter is lush. sometimes things taste TOO fatty and i know fat is delicious but i mean 'greasy' rather than butter: butter is the good one.

still would go for less is more, wish we had a better way to produce/store actual animal fats, stock, all that. homemade stock is wonderful but i'm not a medieval family of 12, i'm one guy simmering frozen chicken bones and i had to buy fresh herbs anyway what-is-the-fucking-point

my dad always used to get a free place at the marriot hotel, its like 5 star orsomething

eva6 has the autism?

that is some depressing lore, if so.

Oh yeah you do IT in a barn or something
Special interest: hotel mattresses and breakfast
Don't apologise

We could go to the JW Marriott. It's even better. Or the Ritz Carlton. Four Seasons. Mandarin Oriental. Beyond five stars.

Prices went up last year to bad harvest and so the prices have yet to come down.

Anytime I have to stay in a hotel I obsessively check the mattress and furniture for bed bugs.

let crossl* have his/her princess time in peace

yeah, its actually really fun, i dont like the spiders though, the desks have little tiny trapdoors under them for under-the-floor cabling, i have to crawl under the desks on any given day of the week, and re-do all the ethernet, its not fun at all, and i spot spiders everytime, and i have to avoid peoples legs, if theyre still at their desk

does my tits in, this. every now and then it'd be some curiosity then "oh fuck Spain has suffered a serious drought, that's why there's no spinach anywhere".

but USUALLY it goes back to normal prices. fuck this gouging nonsense.

Think maybe you should ask people to move? Do you crimp the cables yourself

I wasted my 20s working in IT and wanted to neck. Never met a female IT. Maybe you're not in a corporate environment, how do you find it?

I got high in Amsterdam with my wife and I spent all night fucking her throat.
Is that normal when you're high?
Felt like I was raping her.
She enjoyed it though. kek

Ruth's naughty bits

no, they just get mangled very easily, and i have to redo them, the company is a few decades old, so they have a mixture of in-house servers, and using systems like onedrive, so its annoying going inbetween, they still do backups on super old tapes too
its fairly corporate, but i think its diverse, i joined because my mother was the assistant of one of the big guys

The reason that shit costs more is because of some war in the wherever.
Never use be like this.

the poor lad only has a couple years left to live. How about just letting him spend time with his new friends instead of whinging because he won't drive you around everywhere. Fuck me you really are a piece of shit

He got fifteen idums.
After many months of hard grafting (He's naturally a hard grafter despite his TMAU) he finally get the Cerne Abbas Mega Keg, he install auto refill for a few extra quid. He not going thirsty for sulphite free beer ever again.
Council install extra comfortable living room for the block of flats. It so lush, it green, it loungey, it posh!

I Want What She's Having

Evidence of Human Mate Copying

A variety of non-human females do not select male partners independently. Instead they favor males having previous associations with other females, a phenomenon known as mate copying. This paper investigates whether humans also exhibit mate copying and whether consistent positive information about a man's mate value, and a woman's age and self-perceived mate value (SPMV), influence her tendency to copy the mate choices of others.

guess what the researchers concluded

Eva6 dripping wet thinking about the Grand Hotel executive premier room (with mini fridge, TASSIMO coffee maker and sea views)

Would you, lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=RKw0OCgPV3s

Seems like you're doing the fawning now big lad. Don't tell me asking a lassie if she likes Dr Pepper isn't your 40 BMI version of sexy talk

Big man bullying a vulnerable adult on a forum.

i like hotel television too, its so primal, sad to think its in the background of (probably) hookups
i also utilize the fact that every hotel gives you a section where you can make a cup of tea, so i like to put my pyjamas on, make the tea, get into bed, and idk, its perfect, if i could live in one i actually would

Blad and eva6 have a little soft spot for each other. Nothing wrong with that. I'd use my Marriott points to sort them out a nice room.

How often are you in hotels and why?

Tell us your patter with the ladies you big sexy man x

more often than most, i think.
its because my dad travels across the country for meetings, because he left the military a few years back, and works at lockheed martin, so he brings me along whenever im free, so i got to see lots of the UK, dont remember any of the names though for the life of me

shagging eva6 up the arse in a hotel. very liminal x

He get that keg working and set up.
He can't believe it so lush.

Just want whats best for my brother. You would have to be a dribbling idiot to not see that hes obviously being taken advantage of.

Imagine being eva6's dad, travelling across the country with her in hotels. Mum is back at home. "Whoops sorry there's only a room with a double bed." Dad accidentally puts on a porn channel and they get a fit of the giggles. Then it gets hot. Forbidden touches. Secret licks. Daddy's little girl.

Asked one question and Im fawning? Common now.

Can you post pics of the tapes and tape drives? I like tape storage, I have an LTO5 drive
Same, loved the weird French comedy sketch thing with historical costumes

Beddingtons soon. Lowkey wempted to neck a wustlerz chicken wurger first though.

The executive premier room in the Grand Hotel had a full HD TV, tea making facilities and even complimentary lotus biscoff biscuits

Just want whats best for my brother

no you don't, you're mad because he's doing things for someone instead of you kek. Calling him a prick because he wouldn't drive you to the clinic

why dont you stick your neck through a noose and kick the chair you rat grim cunt

What about the penthouse at the Grand Burstin in Folkestone? I was there with the Granner once and it was great.

yeah, they look like this, nobody ever really told me what they are, but i just have to do weekly backups, and checks, the serverroom tends to slightly ruin my hair, with all the fans

Everyday we above ground is a great day my lass x

Really good seethepost this. Made me chuckle.

not having an opinion on Eurovision until HHL gives his.

You been round the Grand Burstin recently?

There's a new pop-up bar in the car park. They've converted a horsebox and they are serving a delicious range of organic scrumpies out of it

i am not attracted to my dad, actually, hes a really good dad and wouldnt ever do anything horrid like that

Le innocent autistic quirky girl who works in IT XD

Come on, lads. It's a bit on the nose.

Hated these things. Can't believe people still using this old shite.

Yeah I know what they look like in general lass I wanted to see the actual things. Do you like the fan noises?

Haven't really seen much of whose in it other than that Australian milkman fella. You know we won't win as per usual. Sweden are the favourites again.

I know. It was just a deliberately distasteful shitpost.

as long as we beat Ireland, i'm happy

(no idea how Eurovision works tbdesu)

My tranny detector is going off the charts.

ireland didn't qualify (we automatically qualify along with france, spain, germany and italy)

Anal sex
Grand Burstin
Penthouse suite

A lonely wank in a Premier Inn

father in the military. would make sense.

it does cool me down, but no, im honestly too scared to attempt to even take a photo, plus i have to go with a colleague everytime, theres a new guy on the team and he looks either terrified or nervous 24/7, the entire team is actually really friendly
you're next level gross if u masturbate in a hotel

all right, looks like i'm reading up on how Eurovision works.

I've masturbated or shagged in every hotel room I've ever stayed in. And I will not be stopping.

Careful blad, you know who else's father worked in the military? Yep that issabella janke lass, that lass who lied about chris chan fucking his mother and ended up getting him jailed. You don't wanna end up like chris chan do you blad?

i shower, also im not half mexican.

a wank in a hotel room is absolutely lush, what the fuck are you on about? wow, what an experience.

what does eva6 gain from this? i can't imagine anything positive. i have only ever had negative feelings from /britfeel/'s input.
if i was in BritNormie's shoe's, would have crushed me.

Why are you scared? Why are you scaring the new guy? Leave him alone he dindu nuffin

We need definitive proof you're a female with timestamp.

Attention lad
Attention is all you need

oh, sorry, i didnt wanna be judgy, i just have a little dislike to the idea of laying in the same bed someone has either had sex in, or ejaculated onto

Bossmang

Need weekend off

Penthouse suite booked

Room for two

The Grand Burstin

eva6

Please bossmang

Need this weekend off

Please

It's no skin off my dick, de lad.

father works for government

herself works in "IT" (gchq, trigger, 77th)

bullies Co workers

even the name "eva" comes from a government weapon(tool) in some anime

Real gloqie hours

not buying it. i grew up in 'the emo age' and attention is a myth. it doesn't do anything.

well every single hotel bed you've ever slept in will have been wanked or shagged in

then you have thicker skin than i do bonny lid.

That's nice lass but why are you bullying your colleague

gchq harlot is trying to get blad to shag his mum.

i think sam is ( was ) quite attractive, maybe not so much anymore.
did i? no, i jus didnt get why he was so shy all the time, we're friendly

blad how much does your dad weigh?

selling one (1) bed, all parts included, been ejaculated onto twice, collection only

leave him alone and take a photo of the server room
t. totally not corporate espionage

Fink i give my wee group a wee miss 2moz. Nothing personal jst feeling fragile nd not in the mood.sotry mmy ndnplus sorry I was born in the 1st place.x

ejaculating all over eva's bed

Crossy really going a bit too far with this Eva LARP.

thought the groups were going well? would it not be a bit of a boost?

Wish pkmn pinball was on switch

Where have you been you little bugger

Imagine shooting fat white ropes all over Eva's egyptian cotton bedspread while singing Kanye's "Heil Hitler" song

Gna switch to my laptop in a sec actually,might fire up gba emu

i'm running out of wee little pawns for my LARPettes. letting them move independently for now. but i do have a long-term plan.

im actually scared those black white supremacists are real, its like actually concerning,

I hate each and every single one of you.

It's just ragebait lass. People doing stuff just for attention. You know how that goes right?

yeah but, what if some actual black guy becomes radicalised and wants to kill me and my family?? like is nobody seeing that people can and will take it seriously

I love each and every single one of you.

Don't worry about it. Can't see that happening in rural Durham or wherever you are.

Aye I would say its going well. I was fcing done in on Tuesday tho we walked for miles. Am just on anxiety arc. See how i feel in the morning.x
Not nice mateypie.x

Why would a black white supremacist want to kill you?

because im white and not the strongest physically

Love is all u need x

Nah, don't worry, love. They'll just triple penentrate you with the huge black cocks

Never in a million years if you had a gun to my head I woudnt. Besides. Im autistic. Im immune to propaganda.
Hes very thin. He spends his PIP money on illegal fags and carling beer. He probably weighs 11st

A black WHITE supremacist.

really surprised this is an original post

Sum time i pick smth off the shelf in tescos nd then I put it back later on but somewhere different than where I got it

There you are lad. How have you been? Hope you are doing well.

guessing she means like white supremacists, but they're black

why would you even say that, thats just horrid

Ye is operating on levels of irony you cannot even begin to comprehend

Garn be funny when you find out its a bloke you simps

*sip*
youtube.com/watch?v=7pL9vdpSvnY

stop trolling my sweetheart eva, lads

Sum men just want 2 watch th world burn

Im autistic. Im immune to propaganda.

Werent you just saying you were a big trump guy?

i kinda wanna watch that movie about the eurovision, firesagas or something

i thought he was just a bit eccentric, all the "imma let you finish" stuff. then oh, okay, he's properly mentally ill.

now i am convinced he is some sort of agent of chaos. Eris or some shit. he's the motherfuckin Glitch.

Im autistic. Im immune to propaganda

Ironically the idea that autistic people, who are prone to manipulation, are immune to propaganda is itself propaganda

lol why is that such a commong thing when you see big families and the dad is always a beanpole?

autistic people cannot lie.
they are immune to propaganda.
you can NOT stop them. they are beings of pure logic.

in my experience people who constantly tell you about how autistic they are tend not to actually be autistic

corr on that penultimate episode of the sopranos my leeeds

BITCH IM THE VILLAIN
archive.org/details/kanye-west-heil-hitler/HEIL HITLER (HOOLIGAN VERSION) .wav

it's more of a vibe.

Need an update on DVDlads light up keyboard please.

She wanna fuck in Japan

Alright b. Am ok bit sick I fink from the weather. Hay fever at least I hope thats it nd not covid. How r you?x

Looking forward to the Pitchfork review
8.8 best new music for sure

kek is that real? haven't listened to kanye in years but isn't he meant to be good? as in, subject matter aside, his rhythm (or flow as they call it) is all off

cor, he's at the forefront of counterculture.

his music's still shite, but he's saying something.

1 my fav films x

Ckin ell hate hay fever me. Just suddenly got it in my early 20s. Was fine before, it can be a right kicker when it gets in your eyes. Take some antihistamines and see if you are any better. As for covid take vitamin C and cold and flu capsules. Hopefully your immune system is better than mine. When I had covid it took me 10 days to get over it. Hope you get well soon lad.

This ver with the backup singers or "niggas" as they say is so much more peak

I put the chrome on the Benz
Yeah I wouldn't expect a plebeian to get it. Heil Hitler is a post-post-ironic masterpiece.
I can't decide whether I prefer hooligan version or top 5
archive.org/details/kanye-west-heil-hitler/HEIL HITLER (TOP 5 VERSION) .wav

I dnt rly remember much of the ending apart from obviously the actual ending scene. I liked the show bt idk if I really followed rhe story. Thats pretty normal thou. I jst watched it more so slice of nonce anime style I think bc it's so long as well it was comfy like that. It was in summer 2013 i seen it which was jst after James what's his name died as well. On my old shit house laptop not torrented jst on some 123bestmovies4kewlguys.biz place. Lush times

SSM is a huge sopranos fan. He rewatches it regularly

Necking this chicken wurger then off t' beddingtonbergs. Got to be up at like 8am to sort that living room out. Oh aye.

Covid is a demon or smth. During scamdemic i was finking it's fake / just a coldbut I cant lie when i got covid probly the worst illness ive had before. Rly rly bad

just onto the final episode now my lad and it's my first time watching so I stopped reading your post in case it contained spoilers but will come back to ye

Its good. I would re watch it if it was on netflix. Just like Lost

Heil Hitler is a post-post-ironic masterpiece

kek you're a fucking mong lad

Hayfever doing a number on me as well lads but mostly seems to affect my sinuses. Like glue up my nose fuck sake. Got a scratchy throat too. Hate this shit.

t. No chrome on his Benz

Oh please give us your reaction to the final episode.

He love watching the Sopranos when it cold and the dark nights set in. He got fridge full of capicola and bread, he got Benji 3.0 and Frenji 1.0 guarding property.
Seaside like the idea of taking criminal path but he too soft really, his stink give away his position - a police dog could track him for dozens of miles by the faint shitty fishy whiff of his TMAU alone.

you can't just decide something is 'outsider art' before the fact.

i'm sorry but you just can't.

I liked Chrissy on sopranos just relatable to me. But I liked Tony after the horse thing. And some of the scenes on there ffom his panic attacks was so realistic to me it was kinda triggering. Like ppl having demon faces nd stuff. I was only 20yo so I didnt have the maturity to not get freaked out cus my life at the time was xtreme anxiety too. Well it still is byt that year was crazy cus i was trying 2 grt a job nd stuff.
Same xactly the same. Not lush

why is Twitter even part of people's lives to the point it enters song lyrics? like it's bread

She reaching down in my pants

She got the Rome in her hands

Jamjam know the score about anxiety. I was gna join the jamcord the other week but i decided not to am too anxious for that in the first place. X it's just bc it seemed kinda similar to my group but online so I thought but aye I looked in the comments nd you can clearly tell theres already drama kicking off in the jammunity ever since he started the server nd stuff which is what always happens. Sad x

Had no problem joining the britfeel discord you fucking snake

youtube.com/watch?v=9s5zcXccNMY

S p o o k y the snake

i come to /britfeel/ for a drama-free experience.

when ur new support group pal(male) out if nowhere starts going on about being a "survivor of SA"

San Andreas?

With all the money and fame they still don't let him see his children
It NOT right

"not your therapist mate"

if fascism is secretly on the rise what actually happens?

concerned about losing internet access tbqh. i know that's trivial but i like the internet.

Horrible little fucking worm

take your meds, seethemong

did you have to re-download your own image there?

They've fucked up their own name, the symbols aren't symmetrical

lad constantly lies and projects about everything. He's the most insincere poster on the entire thread. It's why I don't really believe he has autism. He's likely just a borderline, they're always hijacking other disorders for stigma reasons

are they meant to be? i assumed it was like a swooshy tilde type thing, with the name in-between.

i remember all this from MSN. people with mad starry names, Cyrillic characters to get the letters all small like.

autistic people can have BPD.

LADS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD STORY TO TEL-
*CUTS TO BLACK*

Tilde was open about having borderline too, if you remember his posting style and compare it to crossmong you'll see what I mean

You can't trust any diagnosis a BPD has except for BPD so I would default to assuming no they don't

They can't, lad, the diagnoses are mutually exclusive.

i would like to view the sevens

What's the pic, some random foid?

Looks like that woman from twin peaks. Not seen it but I recognise it from crossy posting it and on Anon Babble

i know a BPD woman who really thinks she matches the criteria for autism. who am i to question her? she says the same thing, a lot. very black-and-white. intense.

There's crossover in some of the symptoms lad that's why the diagnoses are mutually exclusive, no psychiatrist will diagnose autism with a pre-existing BPD diagnosis and vice-versa.

Just got back from seeing an escort. Overall quite a grim experience, arranged a time and then when it got to it she stopped replying. Eventually responded and I saw her an hour later. "I don't do this, I don't do that"

Took the edge off the incel energy, not virgin walking and probably won't be for a few weeks or so at least.

Codeine o clock x

I think you must fancy spooky. Otherwise why post this?

they don't rule each other out. how ADHD and autism used to.

i suppose she just had a neurodevelopmental condition from childhood, then a personality disorder because of trauma. it's not like autism makes you 'immune'. it's not a mental condition, not propaganda.

How was the park meetup?

Are you the lad from before that got the awkward bj?

Not gonna address the allegations?

get in beddingtons

smackhead mate from Manchester starts video calling me

Oh aye

someone noticed in one screenshot of the Discord that the first user's tiny little profile pic happens to have hair different to, but not entirely dissimilar from, Crosslad's. that's it.

any of you could just ask this person. go on to the chat app, chat. maybe it'll be a funny story when yous are married.

Thought they were calling Spooky a worm.

Were you already on their discord when you first come here spamming?

actually doing okay for once in life (got a better job, making a butt load more money)

read about other people my age who are married, have kids and a even better job than me

immediately want to kill myself

i will kill myself one day.
once i have the balls to do it.

i remember some guy in a pyramid scheme trying to sell (someone else's) pick-up artist online course. but by his own accounts on his blog, he wasn't some Casanova. awkward, geeky guy, got desperate in his mid-20s, visited an escort. it was grim. but NOW he has The Macho Method or whatever. so, any day now. before...after?

just some random lad in Sussex or whatever. maybe a bit too honest. or it was extra-advanced and it would appeal to people. but i doubt it. poor guy.

there is no cure for misery. prostitutes will not save you.

Doesn't particularly ring a bell?

escorts are universally depressing.
depressing for you if you have any self awareness and depressing for whoever you're fucking, especially if they're some sex slave or forced into it.
proper grim.

this.
seeing a escort to lose my virginity in my mid 20's was one of the most depressing and regretful things ive ever done.

Crossmong isn't on the discord you plum.

So 95% of people polled want lower immigration
What will change?

I can't believe the revelations tonight. My view on crossy is completely shattered and my world is crashing down.

Have to agree with you lads. Paying for sex is a grim prospect.

i'm so glad i experienced teenage love.

We're already well over 1 million a year, who is to say the 2% don't want it bought down to just over 1 million?

its either that or literally never have sex ever for some guys, at least money can buy the illusion of love for 5 minutes.

I'm just happy I've experienced love at all to be honest.

I'm happy to be the same lad

You think you know someone and then you find out that they're a member of some homosexual hookup discord group.

men at work did some pretty decent songs, i know they get dunked on for "silly aussie blokes who wrote that silly aussie song" but their shit gets pretty introspective and relatable sometimes.
like the police but actually relatable.

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of crossy as a man just fucking plummeted.

The invention of speakers is the most evil thing ever invented. Like anything electrically capable of projecting sound. Yehhhh my head is just a constant cacophony of complete fucking NONSENSE every single day because people are NPC golem trash scum who just HAVE to listen to the radio, the news, advertisements etc in every public or semi public space. As you were x.

I'm so glad I experienced a homosexual hook up discord group as a man in his 30s

Aye it was good but v tired after u knkw. Must have been what 2 in the afternoon I left,,got back like 6 or 7. Walked for miles. I wasnt rly expecting how long it would be. So i felt quite sick. My mmy said maybe from the sun. Too much sun. I think maybe. Nd the heat overall. Rly went into a coma after. It felt nice though. To sleep properly from being tired for once. But aye they're nice ppl. Am still shy though even with ppl like that. But there was a guy that was into similar stuff as me nd I noticed once I got him on to some subject he'd just keep talking for ages. Which suited me so it was alright by then. I was anxious at the v start but when I was getting home I felt pretty OK.
Am not on any discord

it's shit NOW and i wonder whether it's better to be ignorant.

but if i die soon at least that's something i had. wish i helped others more etc. i don't know. it's possible i'll live until 90. or they'll come up with some mad sci-fi life extension.

just existing. even drugs have lost their spark.

What are yous on about kek. Am not in any discord.

regret posting that Ghost World image now

Crossy is the chief of the /britfeel/ discord. He's the UK chairman of it.

Probly 95% now that i wnt go tomoz
I can just tell how it's going to happen
A lot of these things u think it's just a wee thing well it's not like its a job its "just" sitting w these ppl but its quite,,not tiring in a bad way but you have to be in the mood in the first place or its tough

Am not in any discord

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80191752/#80195696

nine times out of ten ignorance is the better option, the less you know about how evil the world trult is the happier you'd be

cor like rolling one of them mad D&D d20 dies: sometimes it comes up 20 other times it comes up 1-19 and that's just life

Not fair I don't have an invite to the discord.

only gay trannies allowed

oh i agree. even for purely personal me-me-me stuff. have known people with medical conditions i'd never heard of and shit that's just normal to them. didn't know about things my body has done whether it's just a gradual/natural part of ageing or some chronic health problem.

it's all well and good to be in 21st-century England and not in some war zone, plague hut, or under the thumb of a torturer-rapist. but it's just my only basis for comparison, you know?

Crossybhoy CFC!
Up the fucking 'RA!

I will be adding blad discord tho soon just incase Anon Babble really goes down. I was lonely during last time. So aye.......i fink thats pretty reasonable
Was steaming there nd made that that night nd never went on it again since lel. Dont know password or anything,will make another 1 for blad. I dnt even have discord on my phone. I dnt particularly like it desu as an app or a phenomenon but ill miss some ppl if Anon Babble dies.

Apparently they think its you because some random person in the britfeel discord has a twin peaks profile picture and they assumed it was you.

Up the fucking 'RA!

youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

this is one of those songs that got Mandela'd into reality btw. i know everyone knows 'Zombie' by The Cranberries but i SWEAR it didn't exist before 2012. now it's doing Gangnam Style numbers on YouTube.

Actually starting to get fucking annoyed now if there's a discord and you lot are posting in it. Feels like being back in school, being bullied and left out. Actually making me depressed. Even in this general of outcasts and nutters I don't fit in good enough to get into the secret club.

If u cab check when discord profiles last online,have a look at that 1 nd ill promisr u on everything itll be January 2025. Just was drunk

WJ4RA

There are only about 4 decent lads in there, and it's pretty dead these days

not to pour salt in the wound but some Discorder said this to me:

so i suppose you are welcome too.

Hanging out with eva6 on the Discord voice channel.

Oh reet
There is a strong mandela effect over a lot of irish lassie celebs the lassie from the pogues, yr wan from cranberries, sinead

Only spoke to a few from here on discord. One was total scum. Another - betrayal. The last, lost contact with because reasons. It sad.

incase Anon Babble really goes down

Not happening lid. We're here 4ver

lost contact

this is why i can't do Discord. i don't have reasons but i will just disappear.

so yeah cross do not take January 2025 there as any sort of 'rejection' it's not

eva6 sleeping on my chest like a cat

So wish I saved it to show you lot but I saw the list of websites being investigated by ofcom that are planning to be taken down. Anon Babble was not on that list.

I was gna just stay on sharty there for a while cus I was raging that I got 1 day on there before Anon Babble came back nd everything changed again. It seemed fun o algo.
Not spoke to many but the 1 who just 1 day abruptly said "dont contact me ever again" nd ghosted me 10 yrs ago made me sour on online ppl overall

I really liked it. I thought the whole slow burn to the end of the series was pretty amazing to be fair. I obviously knew the cut-to-black was how it ended but I didn't know any more than that. I found that final diner scene really impactful. the constant edging of anxiety as Meadow's failing to parralel park, Tony looking up every time someone comes in etc etc. the idea that the family is never really whole and that they will always live with this paranoia and anxiety. I also like the setting, so un-Sopranos like for them to be eating in a traditional American diner rather than a garish Italian-American restaurant. I suppose they're trying to feel like a normal American family but it all just doesn't look right. anyway, thought it was great. I do wonder though what my reaction would have been if I experiened it without knowing it was just going to cut to black.

My hunch is a lot of ppl you'd speak to from off this site nd they'd be totally different nd itd be like what? I was only doing a gimmick before. Its all a big joke. I hate shit like that. Nd I know it happens. It's been like that since IRC.

Demoncord full scale assault

Also once ppl congregate in real time chats as a group they become social hierarchy apes nd it doesnt matter how nerdy or anyrbing that's another thing I know from irc. Just sit in an irc nd watch. Everywhere turns I to high school when ppls involved. I would only speak 1 to 1,not in a intense scary way though just saying

................I hope so but I also hoped the vaping ban wouldnt happen nd now elfbars are off UK shelfs in 2 weeks

Should rly go tomoz. But id have to go to bed rIGHT now. Not tired.

Hard to be welcome when you can't get in.

Yeah ikr i was considering if 1 episode of ds9 was enuff for them to get tired out

For me the anxiety of the final scene in the diner is made by the constant cuts and all the red herrings. I like to leave the ambiguous ending is that Tony will be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. He will never know peace. Death could come at any moment. It'll be a bullet in the back of the head and then darkness, just like so many he killed.
David Chase I think said that Tony died at the end but fuck him it was never shown so he can't make it so ambiguous and then years late say it's definitive.

Thats pretty weird to use that pic tho. When it comes to britfeel thats "my" pic. If u chose a twin peaks piccy 7 years ago on a britfeel server, doesnt matter, youre now using "my" pic. U dont have to change it,but just know everyone knows its "mine".I have no qualms saying that. Said my piece.x

Grim posts tonight.

Certain things ive marked my wee territory like a doggy nd you might not like it but thats how it is

You should go tomorrow I think it's doing you good. I've seen a change in you lately. Just my opinion of course.
Sucks when you just get in the mindset and decide you're not going no matter what, like you say just not feeling it, constant dread leading to the event and the guilt you missed it.

Can do whatever he wants desu lad. Dexter has unambiguously died like 3 times on screen now and they're bringing him back for another sequel or prequel or whatever.

Oh I know. I mean it's a moot point as there is no show without James. I just think the ending was better when it was ambiguous and seemed set up like that when I originally watched it years ago.
Don't get me started on Dexter. All went downhill after season 4 when too many women writers and showrunners got involved iirc.

So many shows jump the shark with the 4th season. I reckon that's why most only get 1 or 2 seasons these days. Homeland is my other go-to example.

Thnk u mate.ive felt different but i ddnt know if I was imagining that,,so that's good to know. Thx x

Fxing sweating x

Mum bailed me out today. Hope she knows I love her. A LOT! Tx

Mfw am PMSing

I stayed with Homeland until the end. Mandy Patinkin and Claire Danes carried that show to Hell and back.

She has the best cry face in all of Hollywood. Should make an Oscar category for it.

my whole personality is a gimmick. never even TOUCHED ketamine (my whole personality). i might be AI.

DVDlad doesn't even own a single DVD. It's all a gimmick. Every personality here is a gimmick.

*wakes up in 2008 on my windows XP computer* oh it was all just a dream.....................................i see.....................oh hi granny oh hi old cat oh hi stpdads dog.....that was such a lucid dream nd now ive got some ideas about what i can do to avoid messing up my life based on a few choices that need tweaked nd so on nd so on so its pretty handy that ive ended up back in the perfect year to get started nd oh it seems like all those mongs was just a figment of my imagininiation................oh wow life is going to be so great now.......i love u granny......xxxx

Oh look my psychedelic octopus wallpaper that i got off deviantart on my XP computer thats like a octopus thats rainbow colours nd stuff. Thats kewl. Ok it must be 2008 then. Thats my "Eloise".

Often have dreams where I am reborn back in time but have all knowledge of what's to come and still fuck everything up..Lmao

They'll lower it to a still insanely high number like 300k per year.

For me its 2007. I would tell my mum not to throw me and my brothers future away for some random boyfriend she met one day. Could have had a place to live forever. Not anymore. I would need 170,000 pound to go back. Impossible now.

Octopus might have been 07, i used 2 change wallpapers a lot around christmas time in particular, had some evangelion one nd suiseiseki one nd fate/stay night one nd a lot of different ones. But either of those years would work. Now? Havent even changed the default windows wallpaper on my new laptop yet. Too depressed............i do have a kewl one on my phone though which is like a deer walking about in a foggy town

2007 was comfy when me nd my mam nd my stpdad nd my wee sister went Inverness nd stayed in a b&b,, when i was looking at loch ness, no matter what i couldnt shake the feeling that Nessie was in there. I know science wise shes not but my heart couldnt stop expecting her to jump out any sec. Aye 07 was pretty comfy its just that school bully wise that year was probably the peak of my getting bullied era so i cant think of that year w/o thinking about that. Thats basically ebery year of my life though getting nostalgic nd then remembering oh wait i had to go to school as well. It ruins a lot of memories that would be fond otherwise.

2007 summer I was chatting to my online gf from the hotel cyber cafe in majorca with the famalam
good times oh aye

youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6w-9jWLsc

all these people are dead now.

A few months ago or w/e when we was in spoons nd my mam got too drunk after the guy had ran out of wine glasses they put it in a gin glass,, nd she went "a bit" tipsy nd started going on about my dad nd why dont i believe in myself nd this nd she mentioned our old house @ one point nd i just wanted to say i wish we still lived in [street name] i would give anything for that,, thats what my brain wasdesperate to slip out but i jst held it back its not going to help anything at the end of the day

Idk but i had a dream the other night that my aunty got rly angry at me nd stormed out my house nd i was trying to run after her to explain but shes like that no we're done nd i woke up rly depressed me for a while

at any rate if i WAS into drugs i wish i also had some codeine atm

Didnt even see my JW pals. Ive been overwhelmed. Like 1 group was enough nd then there was another one. THe lassie texting me. The guy texting me. At some point am like. I dont even know where one starts nd the other ends now. ITs not "neat". Like my online chat life before was mmy nd sisters on family groupchat - online fren from england - britfeel - thats a nice balance. I nvr feel like one took away from the other. But once i try to juggle these new ppl am like................I dont even remember what theyre on about now. I dont know guess ill get used to it.

My mum knows how I feel. She has apologised many times over the years but Im still very bitter and twisted about it. I something Ive never been able to get over. Like a part of my life ripped away from me without any control. What bothers me the most was it completely avoidable.

that's your song mate, i don't listen to it

Certain ppl love 2 interject into my lived experience like aherm actually when its like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................................its my lived experience. Its not "online GCSE english exam for u to analyse the text" nd its not "my lived experience as told by mr random ahhh internet nigga #2687638762836876" its just,, my lived experience. So thats how it is. NIGGA!

had a xanax.

ITS THE SAME OLD THEME SINCE NINETEEN CANTEEN

Wovely x

Mad how much happier i wouldve been w/o getting dragged to a psychic torture prison every day for 12 years

thanks

could do with some painkillers purely physically but i guess it's good to take some time off you know? tolerance and all that

Rly weird energy past week,,,my diary if i can recollect properly its was like this; FRiday-Really comfy, if am right that this is when mum nd stpdad went to falkirk it was a comfy night i was rly tired so couldnt do anything in particular w/ the empty house but it was nice last thing i mind was drifting asleep in the living room cus i was on my back on the carpet there nd the cat came over nd sat on my chest nd so i was just like that ah okay then nd let my eyes get heavy i seem to remember Batman begins was on tv that night, since the cat went on me i couldnt even get my phone in my bedroom, so i just watched normal telly until she moved, which was batman begins, prisoner cell block H, peep show, some cooking show, a lot of weird stuff on telly at 1am nd that, it was comfy thou. Ok sat + sun was my big sister came over. The whole weekend was rly rly hectic busy but i was happy. But on sunday night i was feeling a bit ill. Monday dont remember Tuesday the lassie txted me nd i went on a walk with them. So there was good vibes those days but something flipped on Tuesday night where i just got attacked by demons or smth for the past couple of days now just rly dark nd negative feelings nd down in the dumps. Its rly as if it flipped on "hump day" like that. So if it can flip down the way i believe it can go nice again. But i dont feel optimistic atm but thats all ive got to hang on to.tx

If its just for normal pain get cocods in chemist x

haha that cat man

i swear

might do yeah, only have paracetamol in
could actually have LSD somewhere in minecraft so if i wanted 'harder' drugs and crimes are meant to be proportional to 'harm', what's my point? could be sat around just having a good time on acid.

really, i just want to be comfortable. that's all anyone wants really

really, i just want to be comfortable. that's all anyone wants really

Aye, cheers2that x

Bed time strawberries i fink am sweating man yous got a fan on? Am pureeeeee sweating man doesnt bode well if this is may

Take me somewhere nice x

got the window open but i feel like it's going to get chilly soon
what's weird is it WASN'T as hot a few years ago? it's almost 3 in the morning so how does that even make sense (haven't got heating on)
it is a mystery

Its all jus a bad bad dream x

just hope everyone is happy now

will wake you up in 2007 lad

we can invest in bitcoins

we are all Kyon in life

your job is to find her

We have to go back x

Lucky Star
'konnichiwa'

(anime has ruined a generation of men)

Genesis 3:17-19

And to Adam he said, "Because you have listened to the voice of your wife and have eaten of the tree of which I commanded you, 'You shall not eat of it,' cursed is the ground because of you; in pain you shall eat of it all the days of your life; thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you; and you shall eat the plants of the field. By the sweat of your face you shall eat bread, till you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; for you are dust, and to dust you shall return."

Genuinely feel like going tomoz, but am sick too, throat scratchy af. Getting mogged by pollen. See how i feel tomogo.

Gies sum choccy x

i wonder if future generations will get really into this era of history, investigate the scandals and culture of the time.

With the current trajectory it seems like anyone having sex with someone below 25 will be considered a nonce.

youtube.com/watch?v=CJABIrztL3Q

twee

Wish i had done things differently x

Sun coming up already. Bloody grim

Philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.

- Karl Marx, Theses On Feuerbach (1888)

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

And heaven knows I'm miserable now

- The Smiths, Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (1984)

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. You're the ones that's gay for suckin' my dick!

- Guantanamo Guard #2, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

quotes that have defined my life