The female butthole. Magnificent, is it not? What makes it so alluring?

The female butthole. Magnificent, is it not? What makes it so alluring?

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Why are men so obsessed with anal sex? That doesnt even get her pregnant.

I want to stick my tongue in one so bad bros

I'm a man and I don't like anal sex at all.

I do love sniffing and eating a woman's ass though. It's one of life's finest pleasures.

I don't know to be honest its sick and gross

Idc about anal really thougheverbeit I want to ram my tongue into the female butthole and french kiss it

anal sex? i have zero desire to put my penis in there
i would rub my penis on it or have a woman rub on my penis. i dont know if its a good idea to have sex after that tho

variety. it gets boring shoving my dick in the same hole day after day. I'd shove it in even more holes if I could

The puss feels so much better. Though if she came really hard from anal, I'd do it for the ego boost

What would you like to know about it?

i've been thinking this since i was like 11 years old
why bros

Because it looks delicious and smells nice

I mean its crazy how appetizing it looks, I just wanna ram my face and nose through the screen to catch a nice whiff

For me, it's the fact that farts come out of it
No matter how hot she is, she has to fart

When you realize that anal sex isn't something you do spontaneously, but something you prepare for, it begins to make a lot more sense. Also, when you have your first relationship the pussy will eventually get monotonous. You'll want to seek out novelty. And there's another orifice RIGHT THERE. And once she prepares for it, there's no poo or smell whatsoever.

How do you prepare for it anon

Enema. Google it. Amazon even has some that hook up to your showerhead.

>No matter how hot she is, she has to fart

how do fembots cope with this trvke?

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By doing it while they sit on my face, I would dream

Shower. Just one fucking word. Shower.

Did your fem brain assume that was op in the pic?

Disgusting you need a bath

Shower? Sure. But that's what a butthole looks like when it's freshly showered and Naired and lotioned.

anon I have never once had to "prepare" for anal, my wife's asshole is pristine.

Really? She's never showered after work? She's must have an exceptional self cleaning system with healthy shits and lots of fiber in her diet.

nice goal post moving anon, and no she eats fuck-all fiber; gut/bowel movement quality has a very strong genetic factor. if you shove your finger up somebodies ass at random you'll have a good idea of what it's like up there 90% of the time.

nothing hotter than running your finger up and down the crack of a cute girl

I hate men because they enjoy the female body

I don't have any quirky insults in response, it's just the average female mindset.

I meant besides that. How do you make it pleasurable and not painful. Lube goes dry very quick and obviously that hole doesn't lubricate

exactly! You're going to do it anyway, why let it go to waste?

It's called having a foreskin anon. The entire point of it is to reduce friction.

delightful i wish i knew where the clit is instead of watching that docuseries on the vatican columbine project and how they keep telling people they're gang members if they don't have 26 cents

I wonder whether it is possible to cum just from having the tip of my virgin penis rubbing against the anus without actually penetrating it from the sheer heat and friction.......

Well you have to go slow, of course. The butthole is remarkable in it's ability to stretch and return to normal state. You don't just put it in whole hog. It's something you slowly work up to for a couple of minutes. A millimeter at a time. And after letting it sit there for a bit, then start going slow. You can speed up when she gives you the signal. Lube and patience. Lots of it.

if she gives you a nice BRAAAP i bet you cum

desu if she laughs at me i might desu

what if she said "Yeah? You like my big, stinky farts?" and grinded her butthole into your dick

why is my sex

I'm a man

No shit can you just stop pretending actual women are here posting this dumb shit

Id get this asshole into submission and then let her fart all the accumulated air on my dick once I nutted in her butt lmao

my girlfriend and i tried anal for the first time when we first got together and both hated it. i don't understand how anyone enjoys it. it was painful for both of us and i just lost my hardness after a couple minutes from the discomfort.

No, it's not. Quit obsessing about our butts.

um. it's alright I guess

You can indirectly stimulate the clit with anal and give a girl nonstop orgasms and each time her butthole will clamp down on your dick really intensely.

You are a man, baby.