Bean edition
/britfeel/
Replying to his own routines edition.
Corr now thats a high resolution image of a kidney bean.
Stunning 10/10 woman decides to get a tattoo of a random inanimate object on her body because she thinks it looks cool.
Sad! Many such cases.
monocular with ruby lense on the way.
I've come to the conclusion that every tatto except for military ones are a reflection of some untreated trauma of the person they are on. It's the only explanation after govts fear programming over the last 30 years and the rise of literally everyone having tattos.
Just seen a video about SSM on how he knows how to game the system. Every WCA or PIP assessment he says he will commit suicide and slash his arms a little bit. Thats how he has managed to stay on bennies for 35 years. That TMAU thing is a load of shite. Put a sour taste in my mouth. What comes around goes around. When you do evil things God will punish you for it. He is very patient.
Not me. People with tattoos are low IQ. And they look like cunts.
Abused people have measurable IQ lowering brain damage.
Wifeberg has a pair of red lips tattoodnon her arse is that low iq? She's an accountant.
Yes. Why did she decide to put a permanent mark on her body? And a shit one at that. What I said on the 3rd post proves my point exactly.
im genuinely curious,
whats the worst, "building should be condemned", living conditions (you) ever lived in or are currently living in, if you are
just an american who lived in awful conditions for years curious of the destitute isle nation robot experience
Because it's her own body and she can do with it what she likes. What's really low iq is not being able to see any opinions other than your own as valid.
Back in uni, I lived in a shared house, I moved in early, after 3 days I was hallucinating and nearly passing out.
Another student turned up and said they can smell something damp in my room, we pulled out the wardrobe to reveal a wall THICK with black mold and spores.
Later in the tenancy one of the girls ran screaming from the bathroom, rat had come up the toilet while she was on it.
The curtains were yellow with tar from cigarettes.
etc etc.
You don't understand pal. EVERYONE else is wrong. Only tattoomong gets it.
this is why i didnt go to uni
So women can stab you with a knife using their bodies and thats 100% fine.
Cool, *stabs you*, my body my choice!!!!
Kek. Eva has the word TISM as an anagram in her tripcode.
i am autistic though
SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS
SOMETHINGSOMETHING KNOWA SHE CARES!!!!
SAY IT AINT SO I WILL NOT GO TURJ THE LIGHT OFF!!!!
S-she's an accountant!
Lol, was that meant to make us think she's high IQ?
literally
oh shess!!! An accountant mate!!!!!
so what I know a lot of guys and women in IT and finance who are degenerates
No because that's illegal. Utter mong.
I bet when shes in the office she makes TikTok videos and goes on Facebook all day.
Fake tan hands and a hoop. Kek.
SSM pays his phone bills
The funny thing is I don't have a wife but I've given him a nice riled up little morning.
Pretty easy to get ridiculed if you LARP as a mong who thinks being an accountant makes a woman intelligent
Fuckin ell how much porn was he downloading in February?
Post your certificates pal. Let's see that high /britfeel/ IQ in its full glory.
Post your certificates pal
Ruthmong have an earlier than usual breakdown today
Keith Miller is a fictional character from the BBC soap opera EastEnders, played by David Spinx. He made his first appearance on 6 September 2004. Throughout his tenure, he was shown to be a lazy, unmotivated and jobless character who sits around watching television all day.
Haven't watched this slop in years but I always recall this dirty looking dosser character. Expect now it would be internet all day.
bounces on my heels in cargo shorts
na na na na na naaa
Wonder if he has a benefits and work.com subscription.
oh the incels won't like this very valid point. not one bit.
urtains were yellow with tar from cigarettes.
not that awful, had that from living with smokers
active black mold
breddy bad, what i had only came to effect me when it rained
rats coming up through the pipes
yeah the most i had was hearing mice skittering through my room in the night, thats fucked lel
corr bloody hell. what uni was that? surely not a Russell Group?
Laura's got a lovely middle class voice in her book channel video. I wonder if she went to a private school.
Nothing wrong with a bit of mold. I have mold on my walls and ceiling for years. Don't really go out so my body is used to it.
Laura probably had sex within the last 48 hours
Wasn't that the auditing britain fan?
he always begins between 6-6.30am lad
23 year old girls have regular sex now?
Tattoos, dyed hair and other extreme appearance changes are often a reaction to trauma. It's how women exert control over their bodies.
Thousands of 10/10 women across the UK are in bits this morning after hearing the news that a shut-in incel on an online message board has called them low iq for having a tattoo
t. Man with tribal tattoos
Virgin freak worrying about tattoos he'll never seen irl
Tattoos are truly despicable. Why young women ruin their bodies with utter shite like random badly drawn butterflies and stuff is beyond me.
In 2009, it was considered the pinnacle of absurdist comedy that this man was a virgin until the age of 26.
Laura knows the score.
why did she do [x]?
because she wanted to do [x]
How low IQ are you that you think this is a valid answer to his question?
What a beautiful, fair young woman. I hope she doesn't ruin herself with shitty tattoos, dyed hair and piercings.
EEEHHRRRMRM ACKSHULLY IF YOU DONT FIND HER EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THEN YOURE AN EVIL MISOGYNIST INCEL VIRGIN WHO DOESNT DESERVE ANY PUSSY!!!
I like tattoos on women and you're an incel if you don't
She's on her knees a lot it seems. Must be a carpet layer.
I verily declare, that is a man.
Pegginglad is a good lad
She probably doesn't like them and think it's a waste of money. Shame most girls don't have the same mentality.
This tattoo stuff has really sent him on a mad one this morning
I'd be mad too if I had to settle for a tattooed woman and people rightfully pointed out how disgusting it is
For me? It's not tattoos so much, though really I think that the vast majority are very ugly, but instead it's body hair.
Body hair is fucking revolting. Any amount of it is disgusting in my opinion on everyone but especially on women. It's gross, ugly, unhygienic caveman simian unevolved vomit. Head hair and eyebrows are acceptable, but beyond that hair anywhere else makes my fucking skin crawl and genuinely makes me feel sick.
This. All the hurrrr durrr haha tattoos set him off on a mad one he's a virgin lol kind of posts are pure projection from seething unhappy men who have had to settle for a 4/10 frumpy feminist bitch with an adventure time tattoo on her shin.
Like a bit of a bush me, but armpit hair is revolting.
I don't mind a tiny bit of fluff on the muff but on the arse even more sparse
The "le virgin" thing doesn't even make any sense, because most virgins have practically no standards and settle for literally anything that gives them attention
Two minutes fourteen seconds is a good time for sameswanning
Never understand it myself. Used to like this asmr bint but now she's addicted to tattoos. At least she has a nice innie, though so hopefully she doesn't ruin that.
Imagine being so autistic you think people are "sameswanning" because you cannot conceive of the idea that multiple people think you're retarded
Could've done better with that.
i'm alright with fluff on the muff as long as it's sparse on the arse
Can this sun just fuck off already. One week is plenty.
Will these saddos ever get a job?
Why can't he accept that some people like it and some people don't?
Had one day of respite yesterday but now it's back and beaming down it's shitty hot rays all over. Can't stand it.
When has he ever said the he doesn't accept that?
He makes his point clear, but I don't think he's ever argued that nobody likes them. Obviously people do, that's part of the problem.
Just close the blinds lad. Not like you're going anywhere.
He does claim it's low iq to have one, and to like them means 'settling' for a woman that has one. You seem to struggle to read between the lines.
What I find hilarious is that he can't actually explain why tattoos are high IQ in themselves, but that he thought her being an accountant was the trump card.
Why can't he accept
Autism
They've got bugger all to do with IQ. Is wearing lipstick a sign of high or low IQ? How about painted nails? Ear rings?
might commence the eva gimmick. the anal gimmick is also in the cards though.
Accountants are top of the AI cull list
How thick is this FOREIGN trolling baity spammer?
On the cards, numbnuts.
I meant to say isn't. I don't care about the tattoos, what I find hilarious is that he's using 'b-b-bur she's an accountant' as a cope
Unlikely, lad. Accountancy has been easily automatable for decades without AI, fortunately it's a regulated industry that requires a professionally certificated human be ultimately responsible.
Regulation is the death of innovation and dynamic, prosperous economies. I can't stand this sort of shit. It's pure managerial commie makework bollocks.
*pulls up the ladder*
heh, nothin personnel kid
Incels still seething about tattoos I see.
I would say that anything which improves your attractiveness to the opposite sex is, perhaps not best described as 'high IQ', but certainly pro-sexual success, and really being pro-sexual success is a far more direct indicator of reproductive fitness than pure IQ is. Of course there's some overlap, but it's not one-for-one exactly.
But my point is that things like lipstick, makeup, painted nails, ear rings etc. all obviously and near universally increase mating success. Whereas, dogshit ugly tattoos nearly universally reduce mating success - at best they're things that men simply look past in order to quickly get pussy, rather than something which actively entices a man to mate with them.
I'm an incel and I don't mind tattoos, woman I fancy in the coffee shop has tats
Morning de lads oh it's the morning de lids. Oh do the morning dance cause it's the morning de lids!
I like women with tattoos too but your pic related is the worst because you just know they are some stacey bimbo cosplaying being alt. I prefer actual pale goth/metal/punk lassies that's don't look like blow up dolls.
*adding onto that I'd never get one, deano armsleeve tattoos look ridiculous and you're more unique not having one than having one.
Also bad when women take it to excess as a subtistute for personality.
She's gonna hit a massive wall of regret in ten years when she can't play the character of an alt girl any more and she's riddled with shitty tattoos that are losing their crisp lines as well.
Luvvvverly little delivery today. Unfortunately Paint Your Wagon has some awful scratches so I'll add to the top of my watchlist.
Hope you had a good executive night's sleep
got myself quick change on blu ray and rogue one on 4k today
I have a tattoo on my wrist and I plan on getting more.
Nice one. Quick Change I surprisingly didn't get in my massive Warner Archive haul but I love Geena Davis. Don't have any Star Wars in 4K. Think my next 3 for 50 quid 4K buy will be:
rio bravo
the misfits
the maltese falcon
My Arrow Video Jason X and Jason Goes to Hell 4K pre-orders have been dispatched.
was tempted to do the 3 for 50, but it was only heat i fancied on 4k along with rogue one and saw heat recently at cinema so left it for now
Fair. There are lots of good stuff in that deal. I don't have Heat on 4K because I already have the Blu-ray and I only go for 4K if it's a DVD upgrade or something I don't already have on Blu-ray.
Price and sales come into play as well of course. Does your telly support Dolby Vision? Prefer that over HDR10, Disney seem to sometimes do Dolby Vision and sometimes not.
Might rewatch La haine later. Any of you lads watched it?
Tattoos are only fine if they really mean something. Sailors, soldiers, gang members, groups initiatory rights should have tattoos.
anal with yanklass tattoo
Corr, 15 min max wait till triage, 29 min max wait till treatment, 5 people in the waiting room. Today was a good day to come to see if my lung collapsed again.
Just started knitting. Want to make a scarf for my mum for her birthday
yeah but not for years. brilliant film though. class soundtrack too from what I remember. might gie it a rewatch this weekend too my liddington
I got the BFI Blu-ray but haven't got around to watching it yet. By all accounts it's supposed to be very good.
Based Kristy Black and her 'I love anal sex' tattoo.
She's actually a super underrated pornstar imo, excellent performer, cute face, nice big ass, absolute anal queen
You're always having issues with your lungs, lad. Feel bad for you. Hope all is well.
Porn has really fucked with people's brains. I like a good wank but really don't like the current era of porn. Lots of mid flabby older women. Watching Luna Love's arse is like watching a plate of jelly during an earthquake.
There's still good porn and good pornstars, it's just a bit more distributed over various different platforms rather than concentrated in a few big studios like it was in the past. For me personally I think the golden era was late 00s to mid 10s, but there's still great stuff getting made.
Yeah for me it was mid 0000s to mid 2010s. Could just be nostalgia and because I was a teenager then. Don't really know half the new pornstars.
I watched The Crucible (1996) last night. Pretty good kino about the Salem Witch Trials (as a comment on McCarthyism) with Daniel Day Lewis and Winona Ryder.
Yeah I know what you mean, they don't seem to be 'pornstars' as such any more, but more like 'influencers who do porn to varying degrees'. It is what it is, it's a natural progression in the industry and there's ups and downs to it. Honestly I don't really care all that much as long as good content is still being made and accessible, which it is to be fair. But I would like to see a return to the late 00s-mid10s style of content. There was a little mini-return to that sort of thing that companies were trying out around the early 20s, but it sadly didn't get much traction and they pivoted to the now standard models of distribution and content creation. I also get the sense that within the industry there's a hankering for a return to that sort of model as well; a lot of girls in the industry don't like how personal and invested you have to be with the social media side of things and are a bit tired of having to be their own boss and all the drama that comes with collbas and things. For some it's great, but others really just want to turn up, shoot a good scene, get paid and leave, without having to do anything else, but that slice of the industry is steadily decreasing.
Honestly one of the best projects in recent memory was Fuck Angela which was an homage to the exact style of late 00s-mid10s porn. It's clear that Angela really loved that era of the industry and it shows with how she filmed, produced, directed and starred in it. Also took control of the editing process as well because it was more like a passion project for her. Sadly it really didn't get that much traction. It became one of my all time favourite releases despite being a very new one.
Haven't had a shower in 2 months. I don't go outside, so what's the point?
What did Fuck Angela go on? I thought she had a deal with Adult Time which a lot of girls seem to enjoy working for. Was it something like Fuck a Fan? I'm way out of touch. Never even used OnlyFans. I assumed most of these girls had someone doing all their social media and 1 to 1 chats for them which I find hilarious.
Timmy let out early
Timmy had a tumble
I can feel a lawsuit coming on
xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/1923314384400482554
Every day we above ground is a great lush days
And he's fucking back LMAO. Come on just mulch this tard already.
Bet he was reading the menu on the way back in the ambulance
Morning uploafs from the garden are pretty comfy
he likes being looked after and having people to talk to in the hospital so he just fakes it
I'll be reet lad, I'm a tuff norf specimen me. Just seen triage, she said some Dr has already "clicked on" my case already, so might get moved through quickly. Having bloods done next, and wee'd in a jar to test muh kidneys.
Might be getting kept in, had bloods and they've left a canula in for IV stuff. Ffs.
I have almost the exact same skinny arms, lad. I need to lift.
THE MAD LAD DID IT AGAIN LMAO
Shut down emergency department walk-ins. Waste of tax payer money. If there's a genuine emergency an ambulance is going to be called. If you can get yourself there your lung hasn't collapsed. Absolute state of hypochondriac retards.
I went to the doctors
I can't smell it, Mark...
Even his own doctor can't smell it
Lad, only SOME people can smell it, remember.
wonder if helen has ever smelt it
so far I think we only have that one lassie on the train and it's disputed if she said "it stinks of fish" or "it stinks of fish and chips"
One day stink of fish, one day stink of shit. He didn't ask to be born de loddy.
It's like cyanide, lad. Smells like almonds to some people.
My tramp stamp says "Daddy's Little Dick Garage"
The 5 great doctors plus 1
Our walk-ins were fine before we started importing a million chronically sick parasites with zero shame each year.
Have you been to one recently? It's all immigrants. I broke my foot last year and hobbled to one. I was the only white English person there under 80 and literally the only visibly injured person there. Everyone else was just reasonably calmly waiting around, not even coughing.
At the desk there was a sign written in every language under the sun asking people to take a tear-off ticket and then put a tick next to the box on the ticket to select what kind of translator they needed.
Immigrants will literally take their extended families with them to these sorts of places. They have nowhere to be so it's like a day out for them. They use emergency centres to get treatment for coughs and colds and upset stomachs.
We didn't used to live like this and we don't have to now. This is a policy choice and it can be reversed. The fact that the government does not reverse it should tell you exactly what their revealed preference is and how they hold the average British person in utter contempt.
SSM should get himself an allotment foe the summer evenings
He needs to get himself back to AA as he is clearly alcohol dependent.
Wagies wish they could live this good.
youtu.be
My GP always seems to be full of young foreign lassies with infants.
corr twolls fuming
Can I have your new computer if you die please, mate? j/k.
I wish you well and hope it isn't serious and you get the treatment you need.
If the last two digits are identical I'll ascended the Wrekin today
Favourite Monster flavour lads? Just plain ol' original zero sugar for me.
Punch for me
Favourite monster flavour, huh? *ghaa* For me, just plain ol' original, no sweetness. *chhh* That deal... *growl*... interests me.
Juiced is nice. I've still yet to tried Strawberry Dreams
change it to "Sonny's Little Dick Garage"
go-to meal deal:
ploughmans
monster munch pickled onion
big can of red bull
This is what SSM does off camera. 31 months no bookies though de lids
Keeping it private
Except the exact same thing happened last year, and it was a collapsed lung, had my chest cavity drained of air.
I'm not a pussyhole like you, so I'm not left useless when 1 of my lungs collapses.
I would mate, but when it happens, it's going to my mates son. He'll be getting muh logitech speakers and sub as well, the lucky bugger.
X ray done now, see what the results say.
You just know he fed that 100 bong back into the machine and left with nothing
cheese no mayo
ready salted walkers
water
cranking the dying fetus and doing incline bench press on the clock because ive done everything required from me in my government wagie job and will be paid until 4pm, might even let the laptop tick over by 40 mins to fuck off earlier when in office.
Parking my car in Yanklasss garage
FUCK THE BABY, LET IT DIE
You could have your cock in her. You still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.
a classic song to celebrate the weekend
youtube.com
and do you out the balls in?
yeah can do
lol
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL
X ray back, lung not collapsed, that's OK I guess, I won't be stuck in hospital, just waiting on the bloods now. Weird, does feel the same as last year, but it's not. Hmm? Oh well, blurgh
*lung explodes soaking the waiting room in handsome lad juice*
For me it's Dying Fetus' seminal album Reign Supreme (2012).
actual hivemind lol
You like Pig Destroyer de lid? Get this down your gullet.
youtu.be
nowt bloody fuckin wrang with ya ya workshy dosser
gerta fuckin jorb an stop wasting rnhs time
if you can type on yer phone, then you can bloody well work
common sense
What is actually wrong with you? Do you have some sort of disease or something?
Yuppie flu
my favourite album by vomit rape is sucking off the dead
epic riffs
Infant Annihilator
Don't want this bollocks again I'm fully aware a lot of metal bands have retarded names.
Proper tune this
youtube.com
Don't listen to them much but like their album covers. Deathcore very hit and miss for me de lid.
Not sure, got a lot of issues on the left side of my body, could be related to that, but fuck knows.
All the female nurses say it's handsomebastiditis, but it's not been verified by a Dr, as they refuse to see me due to me being too handsome. Something about they don't want their reality smashed, or something like that, I don't understand the technical jargon.
Love it when you drink beer, burp with your mouth closed and it goes through your nose. Burns your nostrils. It's the simple pleasures in life
My favourite hardcore metal album? I think it has to be the church of rape by abortion discharge. Love that album.
hardcore metal album
lol
lmao even
Gojira - The Way of All Flesh
That fucking cheeky smile
Timmy knows the game
xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/1923347260684779636
Listening to church of rape, sipping cheap Lambrusco wine, overlooking the Gianicolo hills at sunset. Love that memory.
It's always the same, whytes in their 40's wasting r NHS time with nothing, trying to get free morphine.
Cull the over 40s hahaha.
I'm delighted the x-ray was good, mate.
cheeky lollers
It's true, the waiting room is primarily huwhite.
Just weird af, really does feel similar to last years collapse. Waiting on blood test results see what that says. Want to rip this canula out, but it may be needed.
Eva6 dunking a complimentary lotus biscoff in her complimentary tea bag (Tetley). She doesn't even need to use the uht milk satchets because I bought some proper milk from the shop and stored it in the rooms mini fridge. All this for 32 pounds (excluding milk purchased separately)
Gambling is luxury he can't afford to gamble
I'm 265 down this month gambling. It not right.
Yorkshire Tea is the best tea. Tetley's is okay, everything else is pretty naff.
You should get on that no wookies grind de lad. You can't lose if you don't wamble
Yorkshire Tea is the best tea
I prefer red label teabags, I used to just drink yorkshire, but prefer sainsbury red label now.
Nah it's a hobby and I enjoy it. It's rare for me to be that unlucky too. That said, I'm done for this month. Taking a couple of weeks off and having another punt in June.
That thread about the lad who found his roommates' gf's nudes on his pc is fucking depressing as fuck.
What are you lads playing?
SSM is bound to have a flutter on the Dante meeting at York
PC GunGum
No doubt. It's been fantastic racing I'm told, great cards. Surprised The Lion in Winter got beat.
Raj Foods Halal Chicken Saag & Rajasthani Dal with Saffron Rice for 8.85 quid from Wiltshire Farm foods. Only the best sloppa for rTimmy. He deserve it, he in hospital.
I'm playing with your mum's fanny right now.
Witty lad
Miss Smirnoffbro de lids
drinking myself to death while my mum raises my daughter britfeel twu
Is that actually Smirnoffbro?
Nah that's KingCobraJFS
Smirnoffbro lived in a mansion. He stayed on the middle floor. His daughter lived on the top floor. His mum lived in the basement.
Known online as KingCobraJFS or Gothic King Cobra, is an American YouTuber, streamer, guitarist, and songwriter. He has gained infamy and a cult following due to his eccentric behavior and actions.
age 34
Kinell
Waiting game, need to get another ethernet cable to be able to play video at mine.
He's basically lost all his teeth at this point as well because he doesn't like to brush them.
It wasn't a mansion it was a house in Hartlepool.
Smirnoff was a mad guy. Got lucky by being obsessed with making money on the internet at the right time, and then made the worst possible choices with the money. Imagine being a multi-millionaire and then deciding the best thing to do is go and live in Hartlepool, one of the worst towns in the developed world.
my fav lolcow personally
Why can't he accept that some people smell it and some people don't?
Cunt was drinking knight cider by the end kek
Supposedly Smirnoffbro is still somewhat active in the Feel Street Discord
Couldn't stand the cunt personally, glad he's gone
Why do so many britfeelers come from in and around the North East coast?
Some woman just loudly declared, "I went to my Dr's this morning and the retard on reception sent me here"
That made me giggle.
Anyone going out tonight? Who am I kidding, none of you leave your mum's boxroom.
Picking up my sprog from day care in 2 hours
The art collection on Smirnoffs walls alone was worth millions.
Might watch layer cake again tonight
What's the point of going out? Serious question, what do you get from it? What is the average guy supposed to get from it in theory?
Going out for a few drinks and probably dinner with the wife in a couple of hours. You?
Yes mate, love that film, one of my all time faves. You the based layer cake appreciator I've talked to before in here?
You're nothing like the hard lads in that film you fat useless prick. Quit dreaming.
Might watch layer cake again tonight
You wont
What's the point of going out? Same as brushing your teeth or exercising. You don't do it for instant reward. You do it so you don't rot. If you need a guaranteed ROI every time you leave your box room you're not living, you're running a spreadsheet. The "average guy" goes out to stay human. If that's not reason enough for you, maybe staying in is the right plan.
New Windows update takes a screenshot every 10 seconds and gets sent to Microsoft. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear I guess. I bet some lads here are likely going to move to a Linux distro.
Tobe honest i liked st enochs centre when i was wee bt its a bit miserable now. Is rhar where electronics boutique was as well or was that braehead? Thats what game was called before it was called game,,well for like half a year or smth then they changed the sign. Personally as a wean I liked getting computer games in currys i just felt like "this is where you're supposed to get computer stuff" although it was kewl when woolworths had Nintendo 64 games n stuff. But either way some cunt else buying st enochs centre won't stop it being a dive at this point, ir over
lad the "average guy" still goes out, gets pissed, has a laugh, pulls now and then, maybe gets rejected, maybe gets lucky. he lives a life. he's not sat around trying to reverse-engineer a reason to leave the house like it's a fucking calculator. you're not talking about the average guy. you're talking about yourself and hoping it's universal so it hurts less.
Everywhere is a shithole now idk what it is but I fink when I was in school a lot of these places were quite ok. Everything just got shitter nd worser seems to be the same everywhere
EB was St. Enochs I'm pretty sure although there might have been one in Braehead too. The best place to buy games was the Virgin Megastore on Buchanan Street, though. Got my copy of Zelda 64 from there.
Might buy a new bookcase tonight
Currently playing my Paint Your Wagon DVD in my 4K Blu-ray player with motion smoothing activated because I love it.
City Centre is just a bit shit outside of the Merchant City mate, but it always has been. I don't really think it's gotten worse or better. Obviously Sauchiehall Street is a complete disaster these days but cunts talk about it as if it used to be amazing. It was always pish. It just used to have more pish places than it does now.
Garn out for a few jars with a workmate later. Nothing too exciting
eva6 there's uh a problem with my computer I need you to get under the desk and have a look
You trying to clock her white panties you dirty bastid
There's fresh milk in the executive premier rooms mini fridge but you'll have to bend down for it
Personally I get immediate gratification from brushing my teeth and exercising, but fair enough I'll give you that. I think the analogy breaks down at the point where you talk about guaranteed ROI. Brushing your teeth and exercising does literally have a guaranteed ROI. Going out doesn't even come close. In most situations it doesn't even have a ROI in theory. I 'went out' for years when I was younger and got absolutely nothing out of it, while at the same time being down thousands of pounds cumulatively for the experience and being humiliated socially dozens of times or more. 'To stay human' is such an odd way to put it. The current going out experience is very far from some Dionysian transcendent validation of the human experience. It's a slog, it's rough, it's disheartening, it's expensive, it's often uncomfortable physically and mentally and the payoff is mostly grim or nonexistent. The people who like 'going out' will consider it a massive success if, after ten weeks of going out, hundreds of quid on entry fees, drinks, replacing clothes/phones/shoes from getting fucked up, hours spent vomiting, having shitty overly loud music destroy his eardrums, humiliating rejection after humiliating rejection he then manages to get twenty minutes inside a pissed up 5/10 caked-in-makeup tatted slag called Chantal while wearing a rubber cucksheath. Sorry but that's just fucking insane, grim, not worth it.
bbc.co.uk
i can't find the latest news article, was about a month ago now.
but they re-re-relaunched this feature and now it's more secure than ever. your screenshots are stored safely in the cloud. if something flags up against a database of say, child abuse or terrorist material, that's on you.
No mate I just need to plug me cable into her sorry I mean I just need her to me plug cable in
Did that lad ever post pics of his hotel room? I had to leave on the evening he was posting.
Evs6s hair gently blowing in the wind on the balcony of the Penthouse Suite of the Grand Burstin
eva6's hair violently blowing about from the server room's massive fans
There will be a video tour of the room.
Eva6 using a Corby trouser press as a hair straightener
1.5 days ketamine free. 2, really.
and that was the horrible baking soda ketamine. so in a way i've been sober for over a week.
only managed to get some painkillers in today (finally) so i am comfy. it's possible i'll never touch the 'devil's shards' ever again.
Eva6 using a blue light to look for stains on the upholstery and demanding a new room
Virgin Megastore
Phwoar fuckin ell man. Thats a nice one. I fink i was late by a few years to have my own money to go in there much. But I mind it. Nd Warner bros nd G-force game shop. Like everything is a Clothes shop now. Suppose thats how it is now.x
Nostalgia is a funny thing. Ur right though
Need to get snacks and wooze in for tomorrow phwoar
for me it was always cheap Remingtons from Argos or more likely a T J Hughes type place
i was one of those 'emo' types but not dedicated enough to save up all my EMA for GHBs, that was cider money
I think clothes are the only thing where there's a real benefit to buying in person rather than online.
Lost my virginity outside virgin megastore
what sport does /britfeel/ watch? soccer? cricket? rugby?
Does snooker count?
more of a hobby than a sport
he's more like tyrone out of snatch
Govan toys r us is truly liminal,,but last year when my liminal zones was like "clydebank shopping centre" i shouldve put the baileys down, some places are just shite nd always have been that said the wee boat thing they have w the clock nd there's puppets that they have in there is definitely liminal but that's not really enough is it
True. Am the type of mong that orders clothes online in wrong size on accident as well t. Done that last week but I cant rly get comfy in a changing room with all the noise n stuff
It was at a FUNNY angle alright?
Paint Your Wagon
is that the one where clint kisses some little girl?
Yeah, I wasn't sure if you're the only other one or if there are 3 of us. Are you the LOST appreciating lad too?
I never claimed to be
I will, god willing
lost my virginity in the woods
Lol ema. Ive thought before how did that stretch so far. I nvr really ran out of money when I was 17. Like I do all the time now. I actually was frugal at one point. That was before nicotine nd booze nd give my mmy money for bills nd all the rest of it though. But i still should be better with money. Ngl,I was a much happier person before I drank. I didnt drink at all til I was 17 18. Which by that time everyone in my school had been fot years. I even thought I never would like wasn't interested. Just sat on my computer nd stuff. I thought that was the miserable path that I needed to change but compared to drinking it was actually better. I didnt know that til id fucked it thou.
Recall is only available on the CoPilot+ range of bespoke laptops featuring powerful inbuilt AI chips.
so how many of you have these bespoke laptops with ai chips?
Lost my virginity in Newbury, Berkshire in July 2014 and posted about it on Anon Babble as soon as I got home
Now do British soldiers from WW1 and WW2...
I really want a fucking drink.
Zimmy lucked out - him and his lass both virgins when they met. That's all I want in life, to share that one special moment with someone and know I'll have it forever.
Place your bets on when helper is going to drag himself out of bed and start posting. Also as it's Friday there's a high chance he's going be having a drink and drug induced melty overnight.
It's overrated and not actually important. You're probably just afraid of being compared unfavourably to another man.
Stayed in school for that sweet ema well what else would I do get a job. I tried it with the kitchen nd tbe chefs bullied me for being slow at cleaning stuff. Aka doing my job properly. So they just bullied me out nd ghosted me after Christmas. Not nice.
yeah i mean 30 quid a week felt like fucking loads back then. i dunno what Jobseeker's was but it went by age and i think i got something like 60 quid/week when i swallowed my pride and went on the dole? but it went by age or whatever and i was like 20-21.
half that just for turning up to college. and i knew this one lad who was sociable and outgoing but secretly he never bought anything, saved it all up, and bought a fucking car.
Fucking pollen man. Destroying me today
what annoyed me was we had to pay our own way for buses (they introduced some thing where you could get reimbursed for 'school supplies' which i did some sneaky receipts stuff with, but not bus tickets)
blatantly a tax on the poor kids who need this stuff and that was at least a couple of quid every day going into the pocket of Big Arriva
definitely been rough the past couple of weeks. the one-a-day pills sort me out, i just keep forgetting.
Me? Absolutely buzzing but keeping it private. Had a few jars in town now chilling out.
Garn be some commotions.
My school was a 10 min walk ftom where we lived then. So I could walk home whenever I wanted. Nd often did so. Very often. Wouldve fxing KMS if that wasnt an option. Having no escape.
That seems like a totally reasonable fear imo. We live in a world where women can very easily compete for what would traditionally be extremely high value/tip of the bell curve men. I want a partner where we have mutual desire, romantic interest, sexual chemistry etc. but if I have to compete against a hundred other men who are literally selected for their sexual prowess, well yeah chances are I'm not going to measure up as an average guy.
If you could choose to shag, not even a 10/10, but something like a 7.5/10 on basically any given night, how would your 3-6/10 gf with kinda flat boobs feel about sex? Probably quite insecure, and I would say quite reasonably so.
I'm not joking when I say that online dating (aka mate shopping) should be illegal. Just completely banned.
Mad that i was dying from anxiety nd my shredded nerves nd my paedophile child abuser teachers was only interested in giving me shit for truancy when I was just surviving. Ms. G ugly fuckint cow
Miss me garden dee lads
my primary school was 10 mins away, secondary school was 30 mins away. always felt jealous of the bus kids but my parents couldn't give me a lift.
in retrospect i'm glad, but fuck walking in snow. as an adult, if there's snow, i simply do not go outside.
Eagerly awaiting tonight's meltdown lad
Where you off to mate? Business or pleasure?
T. Yanklass
where are you off to this time, explorer-kun?
Jobby teethed old boot
Bit of pleasure in Europe dee lads
Coming back from being a porta potti for some Arab princes. Drinks are on me wayhey!
Take it HHL got his UC approved then
where in Europe?
remember reading some travel book or summat, apparently once upon a time you could just turn up to airports and they'd randomly sell off last-minute tickets super cheap. so insane impulsive wanderlust people would just turn up with a rucksack and go on random trips.
dunno if you could do that now. this might have been pre-9/11, pre-Brexit, pre-everything.
So online dating should be illegal because you can't compete? Jesus mate, just admit you're mediocre and afraid and log off. You're not describing society. You're describing yourself. You think banning Tinder is going to make your reflection less disappointing? Stop expecting the world to cripple itself just so you can feel like a man. Go out and talk to women. Start growing, improving and connecting. If you build a life and form relationships, you'll learn to be loved as a whole person rather than a mark out of 10.
Getting a cheeky buges in tonight son?
afraid my imaginary gf might remember someone else's dick
solution: ban online dating
calls this "reasonable"
Lol. If your masculinity evaporates at the thought of another man existing, you were never a man to begin with. Maybe consider transitioning?
it's possible i'll never touch the 'devil's shards' ever again.
you will
So online dating should be illegal because you can't compete?
No. Online dating should be illegal because it's singular function is to pour rocket fuel on female hypergamy.
You think banning Tinder is going to make your reflection less disappointing?
No, but it will help to normalise and return to a more normal equilibrium the expectations of women.
Stop expecting the world to cripple itself just so you can feel like a man.
Was the world 'crippled' before dating apps? Grow up.
Go out and talk to women. Start growing, improving and connecting.
Women don't want to be talked to. Stop living in the 1980s.
If you build a life and form relationships, you'll learn to be loved as a whole person rather than a mark out of 10.
True, so how's the whole 'relationship building' thing going for society right now? Oh wait, it's terrible, literally the worst it's ever been.
Can see why SSM loves beer so much. It really does temporarily make you forget how hopeless life is.
Thought experiment: you have access to massive, perky boobs with cute pink little nips more or less whenever you feel like it. You then get a gf who knows this. Your now gf just happens to have fairly flat, not particularly big boobs with mottle dark nips. Not ugly as such, just not anywhere near the calibre you're used to and can still obtain again more or less whenever you like.
Now a question: is your gf being reasonable if she feels insecure or jealous? Do you think she would feel less insecure and jealous if you were both each other's first sexual partner?
dating apps should be illegal because of female hypergamy
Lad you read one evolutionary psych infographic on Anon Babble and decided the whole species is broken. Hypergamy isn't why you're alone. Your personality is.
this will reset women's expectations
Ah yes, the dream: roll back female autonomy to level the playing field. Sounds like you'd rather have a prisoner than a partner.
women don't want to be talked to
Have you tried not being weird when you do it? This isn't 1980s advice It's "basic human interaction" advice
society is broken so relationships are doomed
Keep telling yourself that while couples walk past you holding hands. Some of us are building lives full of love. You're full of excuses.
Feel so sick today from pollen.gna have shower nd decide from there if its a bed day TLC
You made up the answers you wanted me to give instead of engaging with what I actually said. I'm done talking with you.
Wer going out for a pub lunch and a few drinks around 5. Be homes for 9pm tho.
Lad you literally just wrote a fanfic where a woman experiences the same kind of sad, pathetic jealousy you experience, just so you can feel seen. The truth is that access to "better boobs" doesn't compromise future relationships. Your vision of love is purely transactional and physical, with nothing about emotional connection, trust, loyalty or joy. And the saddest bit is you're projecting your own insecurity into a hypothetical woman. You're just roleplaying a woman feeling how you feel, but with tits. This is what happens when you live online rather than living through human experience. The fact is most people don't feel the same way as you. It's a character failing in you to be this insecure. You're trying to pretend it's normal when it just isn't. Healthy people don't compare tits like they're grading wagyu.
I sed in the group chat I wont make it nd then 2 other ppl after me is like "sorry me too,blah blah my hamster died etc" nd now I look like a fanny for starting a mexican wave of ppl skiving off. Am sry am actually so ill today. I go nxt week.x
"Yes, hello. Mr Harman Singh Kapoor? Can you come with me please."
Translation:
You didn't accept my carefully structured fantasy scenario as reality, and now I feel exposed and powerless. So I'm going to pretend you were being unfair rather than admit you dismantled my worldview.
I lost my virginity outside *checks notes*
TBD
Lad, I hate to break this to you, but ALL RELATIONSHIPS ARE TRANSACTIONAL. Everyone wants to 'date up' in terms of looks, money, status etc. it's just that previously you had to make a best judgment on what you could reasonably expect given your circumstances and the number of potential mates you were likely to have access to. These days women do not have to make this calculation because tinder is a tap away and with it access to orders of magnitude more high quality men than they otherwise naturally would have.
I notice how you also didn't actually give a response to the hypothetical questions. Do you think the hypothetical gf would be being unreasonable? You can say yes if you believe so.
Even Mak has a mate. What's your excuse?
just ate 4 packets of crisps and 2 cornettos in about 5 minutes
Too anxious to meet others.
Would it be a bad idea to hand women i'm interested in and have initated a bit of small talk with a business card with my contact details and name? It's more low pressure than outright asking for theirs and should make them feel comfortable, if they're not interested they can simply ignore
Yes. The normal way to do this is to talk to them, gauge their interest, then exchange phone numbers.
yeah mate but make sure you put in big red text "DO NOT CRY OUT. DO NOT BE ALARMED. DO NOT REACT IN ANY WAY."
otherwise it might be a bit spooky, you know?
all relationships are transactional
Nice one lad. Enjoy negotiating handjobs like you're haggling over used car parts.
Tinder gives women too much access to high value men
You keep saying this like it's women's fault for noticing they have options. You're not angry at women. You're angry that the market gave you feedback
you still didn't answer my nipple hypothetical
Yes, the hypothetical gf might feel insecure. Because she's human. But unlike you, she wouldn't build an ideology around it and call for app bans. Your problem isn't feeling insecure. We all feel like that sometimes. Your problem is trying to give other people less options so your own insecurities stop hurting.
I'm autistic, I can't guage interest and my somewhat pre-planned small talk soon loses too much structure doing it that way
Explaining the chorleywood bread process to Eva6 on a cafe date
Do you think dating, relationship formation, happiness in marriage, the *gasp* s-s-sxual m-m-marketplace etc. is better today, or was better in the 1980s? Broadly speaking.
Stop typing like a fucking mong lad
Anxiety has ruined my life nd my shattered traumatised nerves
FUCK the chorleywood process, that shit has poisoned so many people it's unreal. I hate this aspect of the modern mass society. In order to sustain this *shit* world, we have to produce massive amounts of inherently inferior and often actively harmful food. Burn it all fucking down.
fuck women don't like em don't want em around me they are only good for fucking and chucking simple as
Goddamn you wrecked this lad into last year
The 1980s had simpler technology but just as many broken people. Marriage rates were higher obviously, but there were also plenty of shotgun weddings and people staying together out of fear/financial dependence. If you think that sounds better, it's probably because you imagine yourself finally being in control. Not because relationships were actually better. People today have more freedom to choose. For you that might seem like you're more likely to get rejected, but the way I see it, it makes love more real when it happens. I don't mind it when people can say no. It means that "yes" actually means something.
My wife could download Tinder right now and probably shag a guy TONIGHT who is better than me in every way, on paper. There's literally nothing stopping her...except the value she puts on me and our relationship. That means a lot more to me than if she was trapped and forced to be with me through lack of options.
when he started going on about the chorleywood bread process being poison
FUCK the chorleywood process, that shit has poisoned so many people it's unreal. I hate this aspect of the modern mass society
Classic /britfeel/ gimmick
cucky boy thinking about his wife shagging another bloke
And I have an executive premier room with sea views and complimentary bottles of water (Still and Sparkling)
Searching Anon Babble for "chorleywood"
18,138 posts found
He ran out of incel arguments lmao
Where is it? The Grand Hotel Scarborough?
Even better darling. The Grand Burstin Folkestone. And we've got a parking space for the horsebox!
Come back to my room, we have individually wrapped Lotus Biscoff biscuits and Tetley teabags
Guaranteed this is the same mong having a meltdown over tattoos this morning
for me it's the pasteurisation of beer
I actually have an individually wrapped lotus biscoff I got from some hotel in the kitchen cupboard
getting promoted, first manager position
HOORAY!
will now be earning just over 50k
higher rate tax kicks in
anything I earn over this will now be taxed at 40 fucking percent
Can this shit please just fucking end? I so fucking demoralising. These rates were set in 1988, where the higher rate of 50,271 was the equivalent of 137,882 today. That's an unbelievable amount of money for most people. The rates haven't tracked inflation for nearly four fucking decades.
I hate this shithole country.
thoughts on botox?
330+ posts, my thread anxiety is flaring up.
It's Ebin
If you ask most people though, they'd say that anyone earning over 50k is "rich" lol
ITT: chorleywood IBS enjoyers seething while shitting bloody diarrhoea on the toilet for six hours a day
just be happy youve got a job mate.
@johnlong3214
If i die from hay fever todY hope my mmy nd my cat knows how much i love them
Hoping that means Ebin is making a new video about the Grand Hotel Scarborough where he's checked into a room etc. Would be class to watch that.
Just goes to show how utterly impoverished the country is overall. It's so fucking pathetic, I hate how penury is basically seen as virtuous at this point. Truly a fucking buckbroken country and buckbroken people.
I don't like my job, I do it to pay my bills and have disposable income. I just wish I wasn't punished for being a tiny bit successful.
maybe the higher rates start too low nowadays but i do think at the VERY top they should actually be higher. if you're on six figures from income alone i'm sorry but you don't need even half of that. 45% should be 80% minimum for anyone on 100k+. yeah you've worked hard good for you mate, you're still on more than anyone else.
johnlong3214 won
I hate this line of argumentation.
Um, sweaty, you don't *need* all that money you've earned and the market has determined you're worth, hand it over please! We have dossers that deserve it for some reason, also illegals don't pay for their own hotel rooms, and somebody needs to keep paying the salaries of police who covered up the rape gangs.
Um, fuck you? Why must successful people be punished?
When you get the business card
Nah this isn't the way lad. These days, your quality of life largely depends on who your parents are and whether they can help you buy a house or not. There's plenty of people on 35k who have a better lifestyle than people on 100k because of that. People who grew up poor but did the exeptionally difficult work to get to 100k+ are already being fucked hard. Your plan would just fuck them even harder, and make it impossible for people to get ahead through hard work rather than coming out of the right vagina.
enjoyed this post laddie
watching some sci fi with amanda tapping in the show, am tap dat ass
amanda tapping
Reading this thread with my excellent reading glasses
JohnMong3214
Are you watching DP Golf on SkyGo?
should 5% appear too small
it doesn't, Beatles-fucking shits. you're millionaires.
gov.uk
again this is JUST income tax, it stops at 125k, and at 45%. the sliding scale should go higher for people on a lot more. it simply doesn't.
and at that point they have wealth tied up elsewhere. this is purely their take home pay. and i'd like more taxes for the country, sure. not a specific 'wealth tax', just ordinary income tax. you will still have more money for your mortgage and stuff and comfortable living most of us can only dream of. it's not a punishment in the slightest.
this is true too, and this one goes with the lower middle class even. knew a few 'parents bought his house at 21' types. then they go be Labour councillors (fuck you D___). set for life.
but in pure wages/income, i think this is one easy and morally fair to get taxes. which we NEED for underfunded public services in this country, NHS being the obvious one.
Oh wait you're the mong who just loves taxes for some reason aren't you? Alright lol, I recognise you.
PGA Championship with my excellent reading glasses
Feel like buying something
your grand just died and she left you some money your gunna have to pay 40-60% of it to us, those ultra rich that pay nothing, don't worry about that you got to focus on dem brown fucking immigrants and dossers they the ones causing all the problems.
But do you need whatever you're buying? Wouldn't it be better for the state to take that bit of disposable income as taxes instead?
he's doing the immigrants don't cause any problems it's all rich successful people who already pay all the tax causing the problems gimmick again
when my grandad died he had left cash hidden in his flat and left us a little map telling us where it was, eventually found it after taking up some floorboards in a little airing cupboard type thing, i was only a young spakker so cant remember exactly how much was there but it seems like a pretty good idea
your grand just died
The easy and morally fair way to increase taxes would be to remove the tax free thresholds for inheritance tax and capital gains. Not to punish people who actually already contribute loads to the economy.
Why should you get unlimited free money just because your grandmother was rich? How are people who don't have rich grandmothers meant to compete with that? Granny already had an easy path to building wealth because she lived through a huge asset price explosion. Now you only get 60% of that. Boo hoo.
Unless you have a way to wash the cash it's mostly useless. You can't just deposit ten grand out of nowhere, the banks will report you to the police and treasury, let alone an actually substantial amount of money like a hundred grand.
like i said i was only young but im pretty sure i would have remembered anyone getting arrested over it or something like that
But unlike you, she wouldn't build an ideology around it and call for app bans.
Fuck me lad, have you never interacted with a woman?
The majority would probably just shame men rather than vocally advocate for app bans, but ultimately a whole political movement would form around it. I mean it already has. Women could never compete with men in the marketplace (economic) and now we literally have laws against it.
Sparkling
Take BritNormie back to your room and give him some of that to calm him down
ruthmong, go and tell this yank what things are actually like, give him a fucking earful lad
Let's discuss the classic novels I read as a child over a cold bottle of San Pelly
Today has been a lovely day. Oh aye
Mong thinks its the new thread kek
warren buffet pays 0.1% tax, that isn't the problem it, dem brown fucking immigrants
One of my biggest regrets is not seeing escorts earlier in life
Couldn't give a fuck about Warren Buffet or how much tax he pays. Just don't want pakis around everywhere