Eurovision edition
/britfeel/
Thank you for calming my anxiety lad.
lou reed
Hope Israel win for the lolz
I'll be voting for Israel
but i do like the fact that israel is in eurovision, but i dont like the uk's song
I am Swiss.
albanian milf phwoar
I am Swiss
Proof?
imagine her kicking you in the balls as hard as possible
It a cold and foggy spring day in DorSIM and SeasideMARK is getting his mojo tested on the Love-o-Meter machine. His eldest sprog is in school and his youngest is playing with some xylophones or some crap, he doesn't care he lets his wife do all the work.
He off to bookies after then picking up some fish and chips and that is LUSH!
UK and Germany had catchiest songs IMO.
I quite liked Germany
i am 'negative Jewish' in a sense because i have phimosis
other boys used to make fun of me but i'd say 'well i just have an extra bit of penis YOUS don't have' and that seemed to confuse them
Wish the German (actually Austrian) lass was my GF.
Luxembourg wins my vote for cutest patootest.
Fuck eurovision.
going to vote
haven't heard any of the songs
who do i vote for /britfeel/?
fuck sake why do the lads need to get so anxious
yeah same desu. i have a kippah i wear it ironically when i'm making jewellery. have you ever played dreidel? it's actually really fun and the rules are incredibly jewish
i get all of it
i get one
i get nothing
i get half, but if there's an odd number i get the extra one
and you put one piece in each time or something
i play with pieces of silver
Proof?
There you go, lad.
what did you do today, eva?
making jewellery
rich girl activities
why do the lads need to get so anxious
weren't even at 400. very skittish today.
yeah same desu
to the jewish thing. i'm not upper middle class
high salary and bored boy activities
HHL loyalisms xxx
Of course the Netherlands has a black guy representing them
woke up at 7, stayed in bed until 11, i was told that my family wanted to go shopping, i wanted to come, so i just tied my hair up, got in the shower, didnt wash my hair or get it wet so i wouldnt waste time drying it and doing it again, and i got back at like 3, and then my family wanted to have a barbeque
Even your own mother hates you
Got a good chuckle out of this earlier as well. Think he was the only black person on the final too.
shopping
barbeque
rich girl activities
do you not get dandruff in the sun?
do you use dry shampoo?
Voting for Denmark, just because I wanna shag that fat bitch.
I know (((you))) will lad
Weird amount of fat mid bints this year.
nonono, youre not supposed to wash your hair everyday if you have long hair, and sometimes you can skip days, i still actually got into the shower, and cleaned my body, i just put my shower onto a setting where it would be more direct, and not get on my hair, and yes, sometimes u can get dandruff, but its not like something noticeable
The Welpers World flag flies high over the Wrekin
To be honest, as a hair down to the arse anon, I usually wash my hair with shampoo and conditioner every 2 - 3 days but if you exercise or it's hot you should be washing it more often. Stay away from hairdryers and straighteners and all that bollocks too.
It depends too some people have more greasy hair other have more dry hair and can go longer between washes. Generally 2 - 3 times a week is a good rule.
The Malvern Hills are under Welper control too
Maximum 20 votes per phone number
might spend 3 quid voting for everyone except the six countries i like the least
I counted at least 3.
Switzerland really has no culture of its own, eh?
Well, you are not me, but being Swiss is like magic nowadays.
I'm Swiss too.
a break from the rampant bumming at the eurovision freak off as the apus cast their votes
you will need a payment card
Fuck that
Switzerland really has no culture of its own, eh?
Most culture around you is Swiss culture.
If it's not black, Asian, Latino... It's Swiss.
If you consider a mix of german, french and italian as no culture, then no
Thank you for calling the Eurovision Song Contest! You have voted for Israel!
switzerland stole gold given to them by nazi germany, i dont like that actually
Just seems like an amalgamation of other countries culture. Not like our Greggs and TOWIE.
fuck it, going to bed now, really not looking forward to tomorrow but its too late now to change anything
You have voted for Israel!
Never watched Eurovision. Looks like total shite desu and not for me
you can just ring the mobile number on the side bar, guess it charges 15p to your bill. forgot they could still do this tbqh. phone didn't even warn me or anything.
kicking HHL's head like it was a football
To be honest it is shite but that's kind of the point.
Voting for Israel 20 times
switzerland should give the gold back to israel
Jewish man in Scotland
Voting for the countries with the fittest birds, me. Simple as.
Ruthmong doesn't have a phone though
Anti-semites really really upset you
Graham on a mad one about Celine Dion. Would have liked a performance of My Heart Will Go On tbqh.
You're retarded if you believe that
why they close the gates he just a friendly old man youtube.com
Who the fuck mentioned Ruthmong you spastic
does the hold of an aircraft count as underground or was the jew just being pedantic? i'm genuinely curious why his religous artifact couldn't go underground. what would happen if it did? does below sea level count as underground? the jewish religion is so interesting
Going to Israel on a pilgrimage to perfect the art of Jew Jitsu so I can defeat Frieza.
Fancy some food desu
Not gunna order in this late tho. Guess il just wait til morning and have breakfast
im watching one of those police detective interviews, one by "explore with us" specifically, its super fun, it reminds me of the videos by JCS - Criminal Psychology
What's so unbelieveable about this?
b-b-body?
rich girl activities?
what happenend hete
He foams at the mouth at the presence of the many anti-Semites in /britfeel/
low IQ = pro palestinians
high IQ = pro israel
didn't know Graham Norton hosted this, thought Doctor Who just made that up. can't vote for your own country but we can vote for Ireland... isn't Graham Norton going to be BIASED there??
also is Rylan going to be cryogenically frozen? (don't even know who he is: just recognise his fake face)
Eurovision confi3med pro HHL xxx
Garm off the rails here
The fuck am I watching
i like watching cops. the intro is fun
You're a sprogless gentleman
Sod off it's Eurovision tonight not about you.
wow thats so interesting
Adolf Hitler, what a great man
You're a sprogless gentleman
As are you
Time for a cheeky wag or 3 de lid
Do people genuinely enjoy Eurovision? Its the most gayest thing Ive seen in my life.
Bag time? It saturday x
For me, it's supporting neither side, they are thousands of miles away and couldn't give a shit what happens to either side. Why am I meant to particularly care about either Israel or Palestine? What makes them any more special than the Congo Sudan or Yemen which I also don't care about because nothing happening there affects me. There are probably atrocities taking place on billions of planets throughout the universe. These people in other countries are just as removed from me as alien civilisations. Nothing that happens to either will ever remotely affect my life.
They've got an Austrian representing Germany and a woman called Erika in honour of him. How thoughtful.
Yeah I love it desu
Unironically looks like a mong
there's quite a few of these and most of them are long. any recs?
think there was a JCS one where it was an actual psychopath serial killer lady, that was fascinating. she just didn't have remorse. was just matter of fact about how she wasn't that good at murdering because she got caught.
what was that Channel 4 programme someone linked a couple months ago? recent British one, was about two lads in a tower block.
Occasional reminder 'the Holocaust' is almost entirety bullshit. The thousands of Jews that died were primarily killed by the allies cutting off supply lines to concentration camps.
Yes they were sent to sent to concentration camps, yes they were made to work extremely hard in poor conditions, no there was no extermination or 'holocaust'
Hitler was a mong and Charlie Chaplin properly did him in.
Reckon HHL's carers make fun of him behind his back
Sprogless man spending his money on calling a premium phone line that will have zero effect on the result
the man ruined that mustache forever.
Tell you what though. Helper you have quite the imagination.
I always found it odd that there is such a resemblance between him and Angela Merkel. There isn't between any of them and the average german person. They seem to have very similar faces.
Kin hell 2 threads in the Catalogue what happened today?
Jewish man with a 1,000 mile commute
Corr imagine motorboating them
never mind
(damn you film called 'Tower Heist')
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24 Hours In Police Custody
might watch more of these. some wild synopses on WIkipedia.
It's beyond dispute that SIC is the junior partner in the cdot-SIC friendship. Cdot is the dominant one and sic the lapdog
24 Hours In Police Custody
One on few TV shows I actually watch
Not interested in women any more lad I've had my fill of them but I do miss tits, sucking them and touching them I love tits.
Member when X Factor or whatever was found to be rigged?
Also quite enjoy this zany swiss lass presenter.
cdot
haven't heard that name in years, been a good while since I was in the server for this thread
You can imagine cdot suggesting they watch a film together at the cinema and SIC agreeing to it. Then later on SIC will suggest a film to cdot and cdot will be like 'nah I'm not into that ' and SIC going 'o-oh ok then' and then just doing what cdot wants
You can imagine cdot suggesting they watch a film together at the cinema and SIC agreeing to it. Then later on SIC will suggest a film to cdot and cdot will be like 'nah I'm not into that ' and SIC going 'o-oh ok then' and then just doing what cdot wants
fascinating
Not interested in women any more
You like fellas?
now this is really fucking gay lads
SIC really needs to grow a backbone but he won't.
Had to mute it
Cdot suggesting SIC give up his job/relationship/flat to travel in SEA and SIC just meekly doing what he's told
Please see img related for my thoughts on the matter.
What a load of shite that is
non binary freak having a meltdown on stage
No lad just can not be bothered with women any more I've been in long relationships had lots of sex even if it has been with few women and I don't want anything to do with them any more.
Feels like my ears just got raped
Will you just settle for one night stands/flings then?
Fuck me what the hell was that tranner song lads.
SIC putting the legwork in hogpeeling a woman and handing her on a plate to cdot without shagging her himself
en.wikipedia.org
"To Catch A Paedophile"
Vigilante paedophile hunters trap two white British men by pretending on Internet sites to be underage girls. Both men were sent to prison.
white
very strange, Wikipedia.
A man is arrested for stabbing a shopkeeper after trying to steal meatballs
going to watch this one.
Hurry up and get to the voting FFS
Cdot Forcing SIC to vote for Israel in the Eurovision song contest
Voted for Austria lads. That singing was beautiful.
Noncevision
wonder what MB would make of all this
A man is arrested for stabbing a shopkeeper after trying to steal meatballs
WTF. Gonna have to watch this now.
First time, lid? Takes about two hours to get the fucking results out too.
True to be honest definitely the best singer of the night. Was it a man or a woman I couldn't tell?
I always forget how long it takes. At least the lines are closed now
It was a lad, counter-tenor in the Austrian Orchestra.
Corrr, the wee fella awoken something in me I thought it was a wee tomboy lass. Shieeeet.
Sometimes I wake up and feel like a piece of shit, but then I remember I'm not SSM and I feel better about myself.
they're not all on 4oD or YouTube ;__;
can't find that on torrent trackers either aaa.
might watch the "Predators" one. lots of these are about nonces but that's like inverse noncing. gives away the ending, but i want to see how they argued that case.
0 points
It not rite lads
Mate the UK was mid as fuck this round.
so did Austria win?
Voting has only just started lad. It take time
ID's stop melties
they don't, they just make it easier to see who's having a melty
6 POINTS WOO
You got mindraped today IDmong.
BASED UKRAINE
WAHEY
eurovision is for queers
And you can filter them thats the point
Fuming me xxx
Eueivisoln gone left wing x
Always been left wing x
Corr 32 points so far
wee black denmark lad not doing too good
Might ask eva to post a short vocaroo
Up to 6th now
pipe down lads sean wants to be important
Based Italy giving us 12 points
Italy confi3med pro HHL
is Austria going to win?
Grown man. Can't watch a highly publicised decades in the making television competition without somehow relating it to "himself" (actually totally ridiculous online persona) because he's had 3 alcopops.
12 points for..... Sunderland!
And it was everything whata happened xxx
Ireland only gave us 2 points. Cunts
You having to declare yourself a winner, does not make it true.
You had an huge melty, and made multiple threads. But hey, that's just speculation, it's easy to say anything on an anonymous site (hence your fear of ID's).
Sunderland controlling Eurovision results behind the scenes x
It's looking that way
Helper has to disrupt everyone's fun and make everything about himself. Sad little prick.
Anon confirmed for NOT pro -HHL
This Greek announcer
anon the other day told me they didn't qualify, but they can still cast votes?
is Russia in this? are they allowed to vote?
Czech Republic confirmed for pro-HHL
ive got hiccups from mixing ginger beer syrup with carbonated water, not happy, absolutely not happy.
Russia are not in it lol
is Russia in this? are they allowed to vote?
As if lad
lad who always used to post sophie ellis bextor would have liked that she's presenting the uk's results
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Finland pro-HHL
she as a tattoo. grim
It's an apology of sorts.
It's coming Rome!
Sophie Ellis Sextor
That was probably me I even saw her live in Glasgow. Big fan.
I'm murderin her backdoor
Noticed that on the French singer
Why are Australia voting?
im not watching it, are we doing ok?
It's Eva6 announcing!
We won't be winning it, that's for sure
Greece deserve to win for their announcer
awww, but atleast we wont have to host it, and deal with loud tourists
It was meant to be black doctor who but he pulled out at the last minute
Israeli mummy
Iceland confirmed for pro-HHL
Strong look desu
lad got cold feet but they had sophie come in
In love lads
Good morning cdot
rubbish the lot of it anyway. the lad who posted mozart the other day was right, been listening to classical music more since his post
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so many fucking hot women this year
i like her hair! i personally wouldnt dye mine, but she pulls it off very well, i think israelis can be very beautiful
imagining a disgruntled upper middle class woman with hiccups desu
Wissrd me go on UK xcxx.
Fascism x
We need a fascist country x
You lot simp over some truly mid bints.
i think israelis can be very beautiful
Fully agree Eva lass x
Someone rigging the votes
Knew it would be (((rigged)))
TFW you get rigged
women seem to live the person the penis is attached to, not the penis itself. my cock is small (only 4 inches) but my gf always says she loves it even though its small and she shows it by touching and sucking it all the time.
HEIL FUCKING HITLER
AUSTRIA BEAT ISRAEL
down with israel i suppose!
SIEG HEIL SIEG HIEL SIEG HEIL
AUSTRIA BEAT ISRAEL
WAHEY! THE JEWS GOT REKD
worrying however the UK public have 12 to Israel
Need the volkshalle scene x
austrian eunuch won
it lush x
Wait until he's had another drink and feels better than his life is
Fuming me xxx
Israel BTFO at the last second by Austria. Kek
wow, austrias lead has a very beautiful singing voice
only ones i liked were italy, germany and latvia
eurovision getting worse and worse
used to be some decent women
now they mostly just rancid
and fucking gay men everywhere
Go on lad tell it as it is we all want to hear it
Seems Israel gets the majority public vote last year too. Clearly they are manipulating the votes worldwide somehow.
eurovision's main goal has always been to promote the queer agenda
Need to hear Ebins voice trying to convince me to join NordVPN
Got the weights bench out for the first time in well over a year. Feels good to move like this. Can't get stagnant.
WAGMI
Non of that shit for me lad I'm pissed and about to have a Valium
How's the new job going? Heard rumours you left the toby carvery
I've never sniffed a girl's arse x
There has been a minor rearrangment of the bookcase
I got into arguments with management. Was down in the dumps for a while, then I started mowing lawns, all cash. It's comfy. I got my holiday pay and chucked it all into savings. Generally my savings account is looking really healthy. I had a great virtual interview for a civil service job where stammered non stop but every time I just stopped talking, recomposed and kept going and I think the interviewers appreciated that I just powered through and made my points. The guy said he was writing me a letter of recommendation, whether I get the job is down to them.
I did that on the 28th, I'll wait 10 more days and then send an email to the department and try and nudge them for an update.
Had a few days of feeling really sorry for myself and I want to break the run. I find that if I stop working I start to overanalyse.
Sounds disgusting, you're better off
Dual citizenship, bot farms, and buying votes. So usual Jew stuff.
posting some poo poo pee pee for old times sake
What is wrong with our public?
Went for a run but got gassed after just shy of 2K. Fuck me, I've got work to do.
Wouldn't be surprised if many of them are GB News boomer types who think they're sticking it to the Muslims by supporting the people who brought them here.
Mile high with a frog named Simeon
Up in the sky, beat his cheeks into oblivion
All bricked up, got me harder than obsidian
He got my booty sticky and slimy like an amphibian
Breaking my back, ain't nowhere to run now
Two dudes in the clubhouse eating butts out
Funny how when my meat's up, I pull my pants down
I'mma batter his cake, we gon' get it on tape (Uh-huh)
Had to give fren head to get ahead in this economy
I got my commas up, I got 'em looking like apostrophes
Spend it on lube for a little bit of sodomy
'Cause without lube, I can't really take a lot of meat
Two guys inside of this Beamer
Got my seat stained, need some cleaner and a steamer
Banging so long, we forgot to pay the meter
Butt booty-naked walking home, now my feet hurt
White, or light, or green skin
Long as he got butt cheeks
Dirty or clean
I don't care if you're musty
He said that he naked, I said, "Send a photo"
I do it for free, said, "I do it pro bono"
Lost me wallet it all fucked x
Absolutely fucked me. Lost me wallet at the worst time.
Game over for me then.
Might as well get wissed.
Never thought this would be how it ends x
Helper crashing and burning is a story for the ages.
I can't work out where I've fucking lost it. Worst part it had my ID in, bus pass, bank card the lot.
Catastrophic.n HHL haters are celebrating right now.
Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.
Come on man I don't deserve this.
Inside job. Someone knows where my fucking wallet it is.
Lmao at people thinking I'll just give up
LMFAO
I mighy have lost everything but now I'll go full scale HHL
SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE MY FUCKING WALLET IS.
FUCKING FUMING ME X
i WILL FIND MY WALLET
FUCK THE LOT OF YAS
Garn neck off these wokkles then garn beddingtons.
I know my wallet is out there somewhere. Garn full scale HHL tomorrow. If that fucking wallet isnn't found then nukes start flying xxx
COMRADES MY WALLET HAS BEEL STOLEN THEY HAVE FORCED A DIVIDE BETWEEN ME AND MY PRECIOUS MOTHER
TOTAL WAR NOW
Comrades I have lost my wallet
It's catastrophic x
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Heil the working class Europeans
Fuck the rich and the fuck the Juden/Muslims
British families will have to work
Work to expel these people from our land