No incels edition
/britfeel/
got post norwood IV anxiety
maybe, but factoring things politically, and geopolitically, i don't think they would really enjoy their future much in europe, so when I move to west virginia I'm sure I'll consider it much more, I don't want to decide too late, though.
His photos failed because he has a massive grin on his face
Marks gone full blown alcoholic this week. Drinking everyday almost
I drink every day and im not an alcoholic
He been out with lovely Helen
I want a boombox like that. Anyone know the make?
Im that autistic about pokemon I have to have the good ones trained with the vitamins to get better stats ant lv100. Its like a full time job getting them and takes ages. Starting to ruin the fun of playing the game for me. But it has to be done.
Sold his 600 pound tv for 200 to pay for Sunday dinner the fat spacker. What a cunt.
im in love with old pokemon
You will never be this happy
Playing Crystal right now. Almost completed the Pokedex. Got 171 atm. Got a shiny ledyba a few days ago headbutting a tree lol.
atleast i dont smell like poop some days
Sprogmaxxing is a way of life
He don't need two tellys de lad. He got another telly in the bedroom
I have a plan on what to drink if I ever relapse. A nice pinot grigio and two bokkles of duvel. Would be double lush and get me steaming. Hopefully it never happens though but a man can dream
Neither does Mark. He just pretends to in order to claim disability benefits. He conman
His cable management is setting off my OCD
Its all bollocks Eva. He says that to stay on benefits. TMAU or Trimethylaminuria as its known medically can be treated by avoiding certain foods. I imagine he rubs fish on his body or deliberately shits his pants when a WCA or a PIP assessment comes up. Its absolutely the most degenerate thing Ive heard of.
sick of this eva larp give it up already mate its fucking cringe
No friends but the mountains
says the mong who throws a tantrum when his mum won't drive him to the post office
Upper middle class nepo girl walking around with her bag of cables asking if everyone's screen is working seemingly oblivious to the content currently displayed on said screens
Any sober lads itt?
What part of 'Diagnosed by Sheffield University" do you spastics not understand?
He's had medical specialists diagnose him.
They gave him blood test.
They find unnatural amount of trimethylamine in his system.
He not faking it.
He has good days, he has bad days, some people can smell it, some people can't.
nasty lass. Never forget what middle class people are really thinking of you
She has posted her passport lad. What more will it take for you to believe her?
His own GP couldn't even smell it. Makes you wonder.
you lads believe anything its ridiculous
does anybody know what is this actually is? is it a real thing
Not everyone can smell it lad. For others its like being near a bag of food scraps and nappies left in the sun for a few days. It can stink out a whole pub in about 30 minutes.
Helper, Shippy, Ruthmong, Blad and DVDlad will have to skip this edition then
or he researched it and ate foods to raise his trimethylamine levels through the roof before he went to sheffield university
Of course she doesn't have an ad blocker. Women are mongs
some moron from Anon Babble made it. at one point it had data leaked. Anon Babble is bad enough, that place has the worst of the Anon Babble users. either post on Anon Babble itself or just sign up for a regular dating thing tinder, hinge, okcupid
50k/year nepo job in IT btw
reckon she got a whiff
It's difficult to fake a passport lad.
actually i wouldn't recommend posting on Anon Babble. you're too naive you're going to get trafficked
Why is SSM always crying in public
you wanted proof? well there it is
im a girl
Me, l'm teetotaI
gen z boss and a mini
5'3 and an a...a...attitude
the twolls have won x
lost all me benfits
files.catbox.moe
yes, i do, actually, i just dont use it for Anon Babble
Did she really claim 50k a year in IT support lel. IT wages are abysmal. At support level you'd be getting minmum.
Me? I'm a heavy drinker
You've never had sex yourself lad
he's a sensitive lad
some women find that attractive in a man
but... I do have a bluesky account...
I'm a heavy drinker
my browser has a built in one, its very good for youtube
currently sober but will steaming as a rocket soon
oh aye x
This is probably my favourite SSM webm of all time
Thought HHL was having 10 days off the sauce until the Final at Wembley on the 25th?
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what's your score lads
06 + 02 + 06 + 09 + 01 + 03 + 09 + 02 + 07 + 07
52? i think, it was a tiny bit of weed
Just discovered that my flats electric wiring is throwing out loads of radio interference, it's mental. Fuming.
eva the virgin except shes kissed boys and girls and has been heartbroken
mum and dad count right?
mum and dad count right?
no
oh, still, i kissed a girl
did her lips taste like cherry chapstick?
Yeah? Did you like it
Found me missing wallet. It was in the park near where I fell over last night when I was wissed up. Nothing missing from it either so it's been there the whole time.
stole my joke you mong
"""autistic""" female who had no trouble going through all the social milestones that neurotypicals also have no trouble going through
Did my volunteering down at the Helper Shelter today, this time it was on the Permanent Accommodation wing. with a frog called Wean Womfly. The thing get ranting on about how we were his servants in some place called 'Helper's World', he kept offering me a snort from his bag of low quality wocaine and would not stop saying 'it lush'. He showed me his 'spacker tray' and his 'new sofa' of which he was immensely proud of. The only time he wasn't rambling nonsense was when he was 'garn neck a wustlers" - of which he had up to a dozen a day. Had to leave early as he was off to see his "wisshead mates" down the hall.
The frog had his own little flat and everything. It's sad these ones will never be adopted out but I hear these frens seldom stay alive for long after they inevitably get a taste for the tinnies due to the incessant boredom.
Probably not much of value inside lol
You stole mine, mong
women are different to men accept it
Only had a tenner inside I was more gutted about losing my bank card and ID.
18 here. Man I missed out a lot in my teenage years. Quite grim.
yeah they can't have an autistic brain
i don't think peeing in a pool is really an experience you're gonna miss, unless you think peeing makes you feel good
Coooorrrrr, look what I come home to. Life is lush.
are you one of them weirdos that likes pee
spending 50 quid each on sunday dinner? it might be for him but it not for me x
Absolute spacker I am I forgot the pic lol.
i don't "Like" peeing, but it feels good ofcourse, if i've been holding it for a while
Looks like it could do with a bit more seasoning
eva6 holds her pee in for sexual pleasure
he doesn't piss in the shower when his gf is in with him
wonder if eva is conventionally attractive
I piss on my gf in the shower as a joke
Another buckbroken victim of the longhouse
incredibly poignant and emotional webm. the trials and tribulations of the modern man.
ive nevr had a gf irl only online
73. it might be for me, but it not for you.
ive nevr had a gf
eva6 will lose her virginity to some hung chad who will pump and dump her
why do you feel the need to generalise people with names like "chad" and "stacy"??
Nothing wrong with pissing on each other in a relationship. An expression of love really.
Would you datee eva6?
She is not in support lad. Also she got the job through family connections
nice one de lad. need to get back into baking, haven't done it in ages but is always a nice way to spend a Sunday. I did cook a leg of lamb on an open fire yesterday so get in there.
Imagine not being able to piss standing up. Being a woman sounds grim.
Women can piss standing up.
if 'sixth form' counts as 'college' then literally all of them
its partially support, but it was kinda through family connections
pulling strings to get his daughter a cushty IT job? definitely not the worst thing eva6's army daddy has done.
you will spend the rest of your life chasing that first chad fuck and you will give it up to any chad, brad and deano you get the chance to, meanwhile autistic lads will never see a fanny in their life
25, the weighting of some of these seems very off
i am not afraid to walk this world alone x
50k is like end game sysadmin wage if you're lucky
i never said i make 50k, i dont, i make less, my family is upper middle class, and my father makes more than 50
eva6 50k a year IT job doing fuck all whilst tech lads are doing uber eats
Eva would ever date a mid 30s neet like me
Not a britbong (leaf) but holy shit why is government such an authoritarianism shithole? I used to think it was just Anon Babble banter but I've gone down the rabbit hole of british politics recently and the way the system treats the average serf is so infantilizing and obviously authoritarian the most cucked thing is that they take internet caricatures and distorted American politics seriously basically just anarcho-tyranny in the nutshell.
Has Britian always been an authoritarian shithole or is it a recent development? I assume the latter since after all 1984 was written by a British guy in their gov can any britbong confirm
maybe he should have saved some of his money
bet he ate doordash every day and had a room filled with funkopops and other stupid shit
So you make 47k or something
no, i don't make above 35,000
Eva6 will die a sprogless wagie
plenty of posters here are leaving in droves to thailand
Eva6 is new money
You are being silly lad. No one would do it if it paid so shit. You are probably just not very savvy and being exploited.
It's just you and SIC, did you even meet up with him? He was begging to meet up with you
But you're saving all of it, right?
wish i was a rich girlie with rich parents then i could make 35k sitting on my arse doing excel documents
Still not bad considering lads who are more qualified than you are working on Deliveroo and living in a car
Life hard being a man
We invisible in life x
i get to save most of it, i pay 100-200 to my mother every month, and other than that, it's only personal subscriptions, small purchases, lunch, transport, maybe clothes too
Me? I'd put Helperlad into rehab and psychiatric review then get him a job in a warehouse so he can stand on his own two feet.
i get to save most of it, i pay 100-200 to my mother every month, and other than that, it's only personal subscriptions, small purchases, lunch, transport, maybe clothes too
rich girl activities
Very sad little fantasy you have there, in which you have some sort of influence over Helper's life
Garn watch Layer Cake now
Good lad, excellent film.
Sick of this Eva bollocks now
Dogshit NEET content:
youtube.com
Actual good NEET content:
youtube.com
Actual good NEET content:
i like his videos but cant really relate much, wish i could go on a neet holiday
fingering wops in the pop world vip section
My Apu just found out that Poundland is likely to face massive closures and going into administration. I told him there are other bargain shops we can go to but he lashed out saying that I didn't understand and that its the biggest value chain closure since Woolworths... taken aback I said we could just go to Home Bargains instead and he threw a wobbly and a tea mug at me. He's screaming upstairs in his boxroom now that 'I don't care about the high street!!'. Wish I'd never gotten one.
Flight to Lisbon for a few nights can be as low as 90-something quid, lad. Stop telling yourself you can't do it and just go.
yeah he's clearly a rich North London boy who doesn't need a job. still, I did enjoy the few videos of his I watched.
It's not that easy lad. Some lads don't even have passports.
some even don't have shoes
Biden's got cancer lads
The deep state got fed up, see him as a walking liability and hit him with the cancer gun.
cant wait to see what le based trump says
Back after a long day at the footy. Jamie Vardy's last game. There will never be another like him. Chat shit get banged x
He'll make some typical platitudinous paeans and be done with it. Biden isn't exactly a power player. He's a retarded dementia-ridden puppet who was shuffled in for four years and hen shuffled out again. When was the last time any even said his name?
Just did a bit of a recount and organise of my entire Blu-ray collection. Only have about 60 4K Blu-rays. Pathetic! I did only start getting 4K this year though so not bad and it's all my all time favourites like Blade Runner and The Dreamers. Need to redo my entire storage with Billy shelves for space and efficiency to be honest.
port and red bull all the way x
rip legend