Brexit increased immigration
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Brexit ruined ruthmong's life
Brexit ruined ruthmong's life
fascinating
morning de lids oh it's a morning de lids
yeah it's morning de lids i say good morning de lids
I live in Spain
the previously enacted liberal policies were leading to a busting-down of the immigration doors either way. the real question is whether brexit led to more or less immigration than was already (((planned))) to happen.
And Nigel Farage is more popular than ever, despite being the architect of Brexit lmao
Bongs never learn
Now Nigel is saying he wants to privatise the NHS and move to a US style healthcare system, and he's probably going to be your next pm
no it didn't, this is conflationary bullshit
the citizens voted for brexit and made it clear what they wanted: immigration stopped
the ruling class decided to do what tehy wanted anyway against the citizens will - as they have been doing for 25 years - and they would have done this NO MATTER WHAT THE CITIZENS VOTED
"brexit" did not cause it, politicians who should be on a gallows in the public square in london caused it, and they will keep causing it until they are removed from power and punished and politicians are once against forced to do what the citizens demand
retard post.
nooo but nigel is saying this
and most people in the uk don't want a privatized health service.
however if the options you present to them, at they are percieved at least, are "infinity 3rd worlders, two tier policing, blasphemy laws, speech restriction, unlimited rape, child rape and murder" or "none of that but we scrap the nhs" then it is not surprising that people are going to say "well i don't really want to scrap the nhs but you're giving me no other option, the alternative is magnitudes worse"
the reality is nige will keep importing retard 80 iqs and pandering to two tier justice systems just the same, and as soon as a politician comes along who promises to do the exact opposite of all of this and gets a little momentum they will snowball and completely wipe out every other political party and our entire system, because despite what the public want they can only vote for WHAT IS CURRENTLY BEING OFFERED
Privatised NHS is just too unpopular. He'll go after mental elf mongs first.
he wants to privatise the NHS and move to a US style healthcare system
going to be more popular than you think, the more non-whites flood your nation and eat your resources with their negative economic impact. the real trick is identifying the flaws in the american system and fixing or avoiding them. don't let it become this big kike mess where costs skyrocket because "insurance" covers it, and nobody can afford to pay any of those costs unless they slap on the "insurance" slave collar.
SEASIDE UPDATE
He skint
He don't get his wages until Friday
Times are hard for are lad
Yeah cos the problem is knives not the ooga boogas using them. Wonder how much the nudge unit have paid her to say this.
Haven't watched any SSM for a while and he looks worse than ever here
Suffering is are Tim. You can tell he'd much rather be at home.
One pound loaf
Ruthmong and Sean should apply to be on Virgin Island.
She's the type of person that could get raped by three dozen Somalis and still blame 'men' in general. The type to witness three kids get stabbed to death and many more hurt and blame pointed knives. The type to abused by one Tyrone after the next and blame incel culture. Completely lost. And there's millions like her.
His wages will cover a 1 pound loaf, Helen take care of the rest x
Helen take care of the rest
How it should be x
The taxes I'll pay in my entire working life won't cover what this mong costs us in a year.
glasses: fucked
wollocks: done in
He's got a nasty wound on his knee lad. He didn't ask to be born. He fall off the toilet and need care for months.
He's running out of items to sell. He will have to get another emergency UC loan at this rate. It not right
You can tell how tough times as been when he hasn't even bought a PS5 this year. Those Masters aren't going to win themselves and are Mark doesn't even have the money to play it.
SeasideMark Gaming Channel on its arse as well. It not rite one bit.
Even women who were victims of a horrific crime still pose for pictures and want attention. Grim.
i got a one pound loaaaaf
i got a one pound looooaaaaf
i got a one pound loaaaf
Dad wants to meet me in the shed but it's not Christmas. A bit worried to be honest.
Rather fart out me head and shit through me ribs
Rather cum out me elbow and wink out me third eye.
Rather shit out me willard and spaff out me arse
Corrrr! Cute posh lass on Homes Under the Hammer. Her family bought her a house and did it up. She cute. I'd creampie and breed her. Marry into money. Play with her tits and lick her lovely brown eyes. OH AYE.
what's happened to his glasses? presumably he broke them whilst pissed or in a fit of rage after losing 50 quid w w w wambling
3 bottles of HP sauce, all open
week out of date eggs
broken glasses
someone needs to call in a welfare check on our mark, absolute fucking state
He moving up in the world, lid. He got a monacle. He like Mr. Peanut. Corrrr.
Hope eva6 is ok desu
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Fs
Didn't sleep very well so feel a bit groggy. Hopefully this wuppa sorts me out.
It was essentially 26 minutes of Mark telling us he will be buying a 1 pound loaf of bread
eggs last for ages after their best before date
In bed with Eva6
Looks like Starmer is u-turning on some bennie cuts. Oh aye.
He knows it's game over for Labour if they don't.
Yanklass i'm going to the US in January. What pop should I try? I heard that Faygo rock and rye is good. What is your favorite?
The Winter Fuel bollocks for pensioners who are already loaded thanks to the triple lock. He doesn't give a fuck about me and you.
nope its for pensioners as the other anon said
its ironic that many voted for Brexit to reduce immigration and its gone up higher than pre-brexit. Meaning the politicians are punishing brits for voting "wrong" kek
Immigration went up under the Tories who supported Brexit.
Pensioners will vote for Reform regardless of what Starmer does now, I overhear them talk about politics all the time at the local and every single one of them are voting Reform next year. He's an idiot for throwing working-age disabled people under the bus. 2 million votes down the swanny.
If Reform got in and cut bennies they would be fucking over all their dumb as bricks voters so they're unlikely to do that.
Under tory 2010 to 2015 it wasn't so bad compared to what happened after brexit
Disability cuts are massively popular among the Reform demographic lad. Even on leftwing UK subreddits they have a low opinion of NEETs. It will be their first flagship policy since 1. it's easier than tackling immigration 2. There will be more resistance to privatising the NHS
100% it's punishment for voting the wrong way. Borders were opened to anyone and everyone, the darker skin the better.
Brexit happened but is unrelated to that. It's like saying immigration increased in britain because david bowie died in 2016, here's a graph showing immigration before and after david bowie died. But most people lap this shit up and believe brexit cause increased immigration. The choices, actions (or inaction) of the people in downing street over the past decade caused increased immigration. You could make some weird argument that us not being in the EU caused France to not care about enforcing the border at the channel, and you would be wrong. All the other EU countries those people travelled through didn't stop them getting to the next EU country. People aren't travelling here from across the world because of Brexit, they're travelling here because they know they will get asylum and what comes with it and it's comfier than any other country offers.
Other than being aware that those white trash clown rappers revere it, I have no experience with Faygo, but Iooked up this Rock & Rye and it sounds like a very nice flavor (vanilla cream soda with a hint of cherry) although the comparison to Big Red turns me off because that swill tastes like high fructose corn syrup mixed with Red Dye #2.
Thee best American sodie water is made right here in my own little town, one of only three independent soft drink producers left in the USA: Catawissa Bottling Company. My favorite is Big Ben's White Birch Beer in a glass bottle. I can walk there and grab a cold one anytime. Not sure how widely it's distributed, though maybe you can find it if your travels include the northeast.
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Where did you read that my lad?
From my experience, DWP cruelty peaked during 2010-2015. George Osborne and Iain Duncan Smith were proper nasty fuckers. Total disdain for the so-called "underclass".
Getting a CO2 meter in my room is the best thing I've done in years. Realised I have been living a decade in ridiculously high levels of CO2 (3000ppm+) and just leaving window open a bit all the time keeps it below 1000. More energy, more focus, less lethargy. People don't realise how much being in stale air affects you and how rapidly CO2 increases in an enclosed room with you just sitting breathing in it.
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You don't even need a meter, just leaving a window open works.
Also notice how public services went to absolute shit around the mid-2010s even before Brexit. It annoys me when everyone blames Brexit for the state of the economy because most of our problems stem from austerity which was brought in back in 2010 under Dave Cameron, years before Brexit.
Open your windows lads
too cold most of the year to leave windows open
Yeah it's a compromise, I wear warmer clothes when it's too cold
Europa league final tonight corr get in.
the /MUG/ to end all /MUG/s
Starmer making a u-turn on winter fuel. So now we have the money apparently? Alright then...
I'm neutral obviously but it should be a good game. I reckon Spurs will nick it.
If you CAN do even a tiny bit of work e.g. picking litter for an hour a day, and you're on benefits, then you SHOULD be made to do so for your benefits.
Taxpayers should not have to pay for perfectly functioning adults to sit around all day doing literally nothing. This should be in no way controversial.
Don't wish to step on the council lids toes. Let the pros do their job
Can't remember the last time I saw anyone from the council picking litter, trimming hedges, scrubbing graffiti etc. Don't worry, you're not stepping on anyone's toes lad. Grab a bucket and a sponge and start cleaning the high street brickwork, chop chop!
as long as they get full workers rights and all the necessary accommodations
Thanks for the reply! I'm going to Daytona so finding your fav 'soda' will be tough, but I will have a good look. Do you have any other things that I need to try when I am there?
No one would be on tv with this accent any more, but it was all that was on tv in the 70s. Weird
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Noone has said why the immigration boom happened. After brexit and the realisation we would need to fill the shortfall in labour the tories negotiated numerous trade deals with a number of countries in which we are OBLIGATED to rubberstamp hundreds of thousands of both work visas and student visas from India, Pakistan, Indonesia, Nigeria etc., it's literally in our trade agreements, the ones they made so much hot air about at the time.
And we're in all this mess to begin with because neither the tories or labour want to increase taxes for business or the wealthiest to fund public services and also refuse to fund training for nurses, doctors etc. from our own population.
It seems pretty obvious to me that the state is being rigged to completely collapse in a way that'll allow American corporations fill the vacuum at 100 times the cost. Triangulated through the intelligence services. Starmer is a CIA stooge for certain.
This woman was born in 1888. The equivalent of her in 2024 would be someone born in 1941
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*nothing happens*
The reality is that it's because our country has, since the end of WW2, been run by a mixture of socialists (furiously expanding the welfare state at every possible turn - laying on eye-watering statutory spending requirements even to this day) and communists (ideologically opposed to the concept of borders or a nation being composed of a singular people - once again continuing to this day). There was a small glimmer of hope with Thatcher, which is why even today 12 years after her death and 35 years after the end of her premiership the establishment still reviles her and correctly identifies her as an enemy.
So now we have a trifecta of
fertility collapse
mass immigration
taxation (proxy for statutory spending)
All these problems feed into each other and a democracy can either elect whomsoever promises it the best rewards, at the cost of higher taxes, or it can cut taxes at the expense of fewer gifts bestowed upon the electorate/stakeholders. The spiral is inevitable and cannot be escaped because to do so would require essentially giving up your ability to hold power democratically (to the extent it's even a thing now anyway).
You're welcome!
Also from PA (but sold nationally) are Tasykakes, Utz potato chips, and Snyder of Hanover pretzels, all better than megacorp brands if you want a snack. Zapp's brand chips will definitely be avilable to you in Daytona and they have some interesting southern flavors.
Haven't been to Florida in 30 years but I do believe that their Publix grocery store made-to-order hoagies/subs are legendary. They make their own breads and feature an array of very murican condiments.
Other foods to keep in mind: Cuban sandwiches, shrimp & grits, ceviche, conch, alligator, and of course Key Lime Pie.
Time for a little wankington I reckon
nooo you can't just protect your property rights
kekking at all the mongs in the comments
Was thikning this myself desu. Might check out simpcity see if any good updates have come out.
We have been doing nothing but thatcherism for 45 years and everything is worse you nonce.
Thatcher got the working class on board by selling them cheap council houses, that they in turn sold off to buy to let landlords for a retirement in spain. The council houses were never replaced and now noone can afford a home.
Thatcherites privatised trains, energy, water, steel etc, and now they're all failing and we have to deal with total fucking parasites that know the state will bail them out when they take out another loan to do another shareholder payout. All thatcherism is, is cooking the books. Moving essential state infrastructure to corps to take it off the states books, then pretend we don't need to worry about them, and let the super rich pocket the tax difference (while also allowing them to buy up the infrastructure and cash in those sweet subsidy cheques).
State services are orders of magnitude cheaper than corporations, proven fact. The NHS is the one thing keeping us with a 1st world living standard. It's the crutch that lets the country hobble on. Selling off the NHS just means we end up with third world EVERYTHING, along with the oligarchs you slob off.
Good afternoon sir. You didn't make it to luncheon this evening. All the frens were worried about you! You enjoyed the barbiturates yesterday, they were most peaceful indeed... but it looks like you missed your lunchtime dose of anti-anxiolytics. Can't have you having a panic attack out there, can we?
The concierge has prepared you some crustless smoked salmon sandwiches for your enjoyment after you've had you afternoon medication. Perhaps a short nap once the you feel yourself again?
We've got your favourite dollies to play with once you rouse.
We have been doing nothing but thatcherism for 45 years
hahahahhhahhahahahhaah, oh wait you're serious! let me laugh even harder HHHHHAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Corr feel like having a few jars me. Might get some cans in for the wooty tonight.
It's demonstrable fact. Just because you have an absurd mythological ideal of what thatcherism is doesn't change that.
alone for years
find acceptance and relative contentment
by happenstance, a woman comes into my life
my spirit is uplifted, emotions return, desire for intimacy swells
woman either leaves me or reveals her nature
takes months to years to return to my previous state of ticking over silently
Cant do it anymore
Thats stealing a potential job from someone. Give it someone who wants to work and pay them the going rate.
I wonder what the thinking was behind that Smurf tattoo
And the taxes you take on bennies is stealing from the taxpayer. Every penny taken from someone for redistribution is an opportunity cost for the person who it was extracted from.
I agree that such terrible exploitation should end, immediately and permanently. No taxes oh aye x
. The council houses were never replaced and now noone can afford a home.
I think it's the 10 million immigrants that did this. You could still get council houses quite easily up until 2010s
Noone can afford it mate, gotta give all our money to thames water board of directors. Don't ask why, something about efficiency of the market.
I wonder what the thinking was behind that Smurf tattoo
Papa Smurf - Can i Lick your ass!
Junkie NEET scum who are no good for anyone unironically talking about the plight of the working class. It funny.
The taxpayers at large are a bunch of normgroid vaxxed mongs who disinfected their shopping bags. Fuck em
Any of ourlads here who are working should have no tax though, oh aye x
picking litter
There are actual people employed to do this already. You want to put them out if a job so some autistic bellend can LARP as a normie for a while?
About to violate the malicious poomunications act lads. While I'm at it I'll be viciously spreading pissinformation all over the place.
Oh aye x
Graphs don't care about your feelings
Creasing at this
only the government can build houses
council houses are the only source of housing
supply and demand doesn't affect housing
TACPA doesn't exist
absolute state of some of your brains, lads...
women who were victims of a horrific crime still pose for pictures and want attention
this rubbed me the wrong way about the Neil Gaiman lady tbqh. can only go off what she told the press etc, sounds like a lot of dodgy/horrific shit probably did happen to her, sure.
but what the fuck are these pictures man. want evidence you were at his house? the date on a piece of paper, or today's newspaper. maybe this is just a generational/cultural thing, i dunno.
asked my gf very clearly to get me a particular meal deal for lunch when she went out in the morning
she came back with the incorrect meal deal
i am not kidding when i say that i wanted to put my fucking fist through the drywall i was so fucking angry why can't she just follow simple instructions? seriously what the actual fuck?
The private sector has failed mate. You realise that every company in the construction chain demanding a 60% profit inflates the price for the end consumer right? Open your fucking eyes. If it hadn't, there wouldn't be a fucking housing crisis you thick cunt.
That doesn't refute what I said, graphfag
Poles out, pakis in, haha.
Yet media will have you believe it's men who get shopping orders wrong
River levels very low de lad
Delia Smith was a larf because you could hear her fake nonsense RP accent 'break' at times.
in a way having some universal fake bullshit accent we can all understand is more unifying than if everyone in the BBC 'just so happened' to have an estuary accent or summat. hell i've seen documentaries where they have subtitled perfectly-understandable blokes from Yorkshire or whatever. what's the solution, if that's a problem?
So why don't all other countries have housing crises?
Construction companies are not demanding 60% profit margins. In a free market they'd be free to determine any acceptable margin of profit they please and build/sell accordingly while accepting the risk that they might price themselves out. Economics works when you let it work. The reality is that the government places requirements on nearly every single housing project that X percentage of the units must be 'affordable housing' aka council houses. The exact percentage varies between 10-50% depending on various factors and on top of that the First Homes initiative means that 25% must be sold at 30% below market value to first time buyers.
This is insane. It essentially requires construction companies to eat massive losses on every project they undertake and will outright make many projects objectively unprofitable... so they don't happen, which means fewer houses overall.
This is on top of shit like TACPA which makes even getting permission an massively expensive and time consuming process that also scuppers would-be housing construction before a single spade hits the dirt.
If the government got out of the way and deregulated to let builders build while also not importing the population of Leeds every year we would not be in a housing crisis.
thats a very low river level if ever ive seen one
can't be punching the drywall just because your doll screws up your groceries.
i've seen lower. fish (salmon, confirmed by my dad) flopping on the dry banks of a tributary. how did they get there? why did they not swim backwards, to get back into the main river?
i just had to watch these little guys suffer, i don't even like fish, but it twisted my stomach ;__;
wosepipe wan imminent
(i would be interested in the actual answer. i know some anon is going to say 'rivers do not work that way' or whatever. cool, do actually explain.)
Just finished my 4 hour nap after calling in sick this morning, it lush x
Can't wait for the inevitable shrieking about mug climate change. Meanwhile we haven't built a reservoir since 1992 while the population has increased by upwards of 15 million people.
Mmy am tired x
Imagine not living in one of the blue or white areas on this map.
Just got a GP appointment. Seeing them in literally 15 minutes from now. Private healthcare is mental compared to the NHS. Get on it if you can, lads.
Most other countries local authorities build the majority of their housing, most of them being flats. Only we have this gay and stupid system. Local authorities and governments have the ability to order and build far beyond the private sector and make enormous savings because bulk purchasing is cheaper than piecemeal.
muh poor starving Barrett and Persimmon
Ah yes an island from shore to shore of Barrett boxes, a beautiful dream.
I think it does. A country whose economic model is predicated on growth needs services and resources to grow as well. More people aren't a problem, they are active economic actors that buy things and perform services - the economy grows because they both induce demand and fulfill supply. However if you not only stop growing the national supply of a vital resource, and even hand off a significant segment of it to a rentier class that simply takes money and adds nothing by limiting access, then you get a massive price spike and supply squeeze.
don't want your filthy western rainwater. underground aquifers were enough for my father and his father. we'll manage.
Damn rain is Celtic. Probably explains the population disparity too. Drier climate = arable farmland = higher population holding capacity.
supplying the demand to fuel the supply
anon just save everyone the time: go to an NHS A&E, and steal the medicine out of a dying pregnant woman's hands. because THAT'S what you're doing.
You're arguing with the mong who thinks Singapore is a modern night watchman state
Most private clinics are part NHS funded already so they've probably got someone on hand to do it for him.
rainy gay sex Ilfracombe
paying orderlies to snatch mothers' pills
ANOTHER decent salt-of-the-earth profession gobbled up by capitalism.
More efficient innit. Merged the role with the teeth kicking and baby stomping goons. That's a 66% saving that. Don't see that kind of visionary administration from the public sector, not since are Maggie.
He suffered a severe injury when he fell over. If the NHS was any good they'd have fixed up his knee and face wound quick sharp rather than leaving him to languish and accumulate new wounds due to his untreated condition.
Poor Timmy not well, NHS not fit for service. This is so wrong considering how much he paid in.
muh left wing
muh right wing
Who fucking cares? There isn't a single country on the planet worth anyone's loyalty. Look out for yourself first and fuck the rest x
That's very right wing of you
seems more of a left wing view point to me desu
Imagine giving a fuck about politics lmao
How'd he get so fat? Surely he's on a diet in there. That can't be helping any kind of recovery.
You have brainrot. You can't think for yourselves, only in terms of left-right. You're ngmi.
It's fine to give a fuck about politics, it affects everyone. But what passes for 'politics' today is a pantomime at the very best of times. Real politics hasn't existed in close to a century, occasional flare ups notwithstanding.
You have brainrot
sort of thing that rightoids say
Maybe dorsal fin?
why is timmy the way he is mentally? what happened to him?
the builders terrorised him out of existence.
NEVER forget what they did to him.
I mean, they drugged the shit out of our Tim, basically a chemical lobotomy. Now he's a zombie. I suspect it's learned helplessness that's causing him to act in this way.
kek, is that shippy at 0:54?
The cia did this with LSD to mentally ill people
he was mental before the builders
Why do you drive down to see him if you're so concerned, you can drive can't you?
Got someone's account deleted on Reddit by flagging their post calling for Israel to be wiped off the map. Well I'm just keeping the platform safe for all audiences, aren't I?
The cia did all sorts of mad shit. They declassified a bunch recently. How was your appointment?
A bit embarrassing, but overall it was ok, I was pretty much in and out, I had the full day off so I went to a cafe with my mother, and we went to the shops too
don't reply to my posts, slag
slags replying to posts ITT
Reckon his wambling addiction is worse than ever. 31 no wookies my arse.
He's been gambling the entire time.
He's going to have to sell all his items. It not right what the bookies do to our Mark. And he has to lie about it because of the twolls.
picking litter
Am away tae 2004 make a few "simple" changes
Once am back fings will be bit different here but shouldnt be anyrhing bad you wint even notice
Am going now so that if its 2004 or 2025 ill be on time for tea
Id ask if any1 want anything from 2004 byt it doesnt work like that
Okay cheers x
He clearly can pick litter, so why don't they make him? Boggles the mind.
You did good, well done. Did you get anything nice from the shops?
How many idums does he have now? Last I heard he was down to 6 idums.
it against his human rights, he shouldn't have to work x
As a Red tonight's game is a massive one lads.
Let's fucking go GGMU.
Alright Simon lad
Going to unleash my entire thot folder if we win.
Break the thread level shieeet.
best video game music?
for me its ocarina of time
Ayyyyyyyy, he's fucking back! Excellent post lad, how you been? This is your first post since the site nuke right?
Based.
going running again soon lids, done 5 miles the last few times ive been out, might try for 6 today
Just a book, and some eyebrow razors.
good for you mate, keep it up
Now off to get the bevs in and pick up Titlass.
It'll be celebration sex or a pity blowjob.
What are eyebrow razors, are you going to use them tonight
this lass has a couple of eyebrow raisers wehey
starting to get worried about this now lads. he is a dick in other ways, which means radio silence while they're together.
i just don't get all this zoomer stuff when it's real-life human beings in Britain, not internet gamers on Discord. isn't a 30-year-old sleeping with an 18-year-old completely fine? am i going insane?
Didn't know about the 'site nuke' lad, probably.
Honestly I barely touch a PC these days and it's for the best.
They're like this, they're for more intricate shaving, usually on the eyebrow, or between them.
enjoy your sexy times with your imaginary gf closerlad x
oh no, nudity!
my innocent is in danger!
Anon Babble got hacked and was down for about 10 days back in April.
was there not some lad in America nearly beat to death because he (27) was dating a 23 year old?
Zoomers are a strange bunch tbqh lid
Oh nice. Will you need the doctors again soon? Look after yourself sweetie
No, probably not, I can probably just update them through email or text.
Holy christ can you suffragette bitchmale faggots stop tripping over your dicks to post the most inane shite just to get a (you) from a foid?!
Beyond pathetic.
thanks anon, ill do my best, nice to know there are still some nice lids in this thread
that's the thing we're not even talking about the law as a baseline: we're talking about some sort of vigilante justice (at worst) or social shaming (at 'best').
words like 'rape' been thrown around, when obviously, it just isn't. for one thing, she's a woman, for another, he's an adult. but in the eyes of the TikTok generation this apparently 'counts'? but not legally, so even if i told the police what was going on, they'd ask what crime it is, and i'd just have to say, 'well, none.'
Fat hairy ape
work with a lad who looks exactly like that copper, just saying
for clarification, the white one
work with a lad who looks exactly like that copper, just saying
fascinating
You have a job? hmm
i read this as a command, like "start doing this"
work with a lad who looks exactly like that copper, just saying
will get right on that, thanks anon.
Treat yourself, you've earned it!
alri bmong
used to watch this after school youtube.com
me and HHL are going on the piss tonight it europa league final x
Why are normies so cruel? I'll never work.
They're under no obligation to swap their shifts, maybe they want to watch it themselves? This is hardly cruel.
If it was a woman I bet they would have swapped with her
nothing about work sounds appealing. like holy fuck imagine looking forward to 'swapping a shift' like it's some manna from heaven.
this is supposed to be good. go get a job, money aside, it'll give you a sense of purpose and accomplishment! fucking hell
Drew Peacock
droopy cock
you lot are right dim falling for this shite
Should just call in sick. What are they gonna do?
Fast track SSM and HHL into work
Fast track Ruthmong into a care home
Call you out on your obvious bullshit and call you in and say if you don't come in you're getting fired or at the very least getting a strike on your record which will get you fired if you accumulate enough of them. If you're a useless NEET you probably won't know this, but companies have very formal and structured sick leave policies. Typically you get [x] number of sick days a year, but can't exceed some threshold of [y] days concurrently or [z] days in a given rolling 2 month period (or similar). Anything over this you need evidence like a GP letter.
Can't control when you have a migraine pal. Maybe the stress of co workers being cunts triggered one. Not his problem.
Fast track my penis into a vagina
Immigration has continually increased under every jewish-controlled regime OP. It's almost as if what the people want doesn't matter. Huh.
Typically you get [x] number of sick days a year, but can't exceed some threshold of [y] days concurrently or [z] days in a given rolling 2 month period (or similar). Anything over this you need evidence like a GP letter.
fucking state of wagies putting up with this slavery
what's next, tennis ball sized GPS rectal trackers to make sure you stay on site during your breaks?
Thanks for giving me the run down on what I should try when I'm in Daytona. I had to look up Catawissa on google maps, sorry. I actually think I read about your town before in the book: A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson. It was a good read and it definitely gave me the itch to walk the Appalachian Trail. I don't think I will be able to do it before I retire though. I would have liked to have seen Centralia before it had disappeared. How is it to live so close to an infamous place?
Feel a bit sorry for lads who think like you. Must be exhausting. Looking for enemies everywhere. Believing that someone else is ruining your life and pulling all the strings. I get the psychology behind it, it's a cope, but it must be so shit. Hope you snap out of it one day mate.
Can't control when you have a migraine pal.
You're right, but the sick leave policies account for this and most people go to work with migraines anyway. If workers took a few days off every time they had sniffles or a headache or a hangover most companies would be out of business, so they obviously don't allow you to take the piss like that.
Do it mate, I was off sick for 10 months last year. So far everything is working out.
Shalom. Good shilling.
i envy them honestly. i know next to fuck-all about actual Jews. i live near some, now, a Jewish area. they go to the supermarket in those hats.
i have grasped the basics from the Rugrats 'Passover' special and i mostly see Jews as more of an American thing, over here we have Catholics and Protestants.
but if someone said to me, 'here, you know all the problems, in society? you seen them Sikhs, going about? just saying, lad...'
then that would be very appealing. explains everything.
most people go to work with migraines anyway
No they don't, at least not real migraines. I'm not going to risk travelling to work when I've got a massive blind spot covering half my field of vision. If they're going to phone up and threaten to fire him for that then he should be sure to record the conversation and seek out legal advice
I don't go if I'm sick or have a migraine, even if I stay at home, I can work at home.
better than sitting all your life on Anon Babble with autists
it'll give you a sense of purpose and accomplishment! fucking hell
Nobody with two brain cells says or thinks this, lad. It's the money. It's only about the money. A job is a tradeoff that people make to exchange their time for more disposable income and most people objectively think the tradeoff is worth it.
wwaaaahhhhh I've got a bit of a headache
huh? drink plenty of water and take ibuprofen?
nah, just gonna bunk off work innit
My dad hasn't thru-hiked, but has done lots of stretches of the Appalachian trail over the years. It's a whole culture.
When I was a kid Centralia was still a proper town, though in decline. Even when my sons were little you could go on the old streets to feel the hot ground and see the smoke vents.
It's pretty abandoned now, just a municipal building, maybe 4-6 old-timer houses, and lots of overgrown boneyards (whaich are actually cool to explore.)
They've had to move the state highway multiple times for safety reasons, but lots of people still ride dirtbikes, quads, and side-by-sides there because the terrain and trails are wicked good.
i am so fucking hysterical about death lads. actual hysteria. i know it's not rational. but, if anything, making to 30 has mad me LESS impulsive and all that. i'm not about to jump off a bridge. death is no longer a safe exit strategy to end it all. i don't know what happens. it's probably terrifying. is there some sudden 'snip' moment where consciousness and thought just ends? fuckfuckfuck
yeah just drive to work bro or you're fired
Ever heard of a bus mate?
gunna take the waitrose equivalent of health insurance, it lovely
can't walk on roads safely if you're disoriented
Also what good work could you get done with vision like that, and the pain too.
Walking on roads isn't a safe thing to do even if you don't have a migraine you fucking bellend, that's what the pavement is for. Walk to a bus stop, get on a bus, go to work.
*tilts head slightly*
"Ah, there, now I can see my outlook inbox just fine. Back to work!"
You'd be far too distracted w/ the pain
I'm going to blow your mind harder than a migraine does lass - we actually have these things called 'painkillers' which, tremendously hard as it might be to conceptualise, reduces the pain your body feels when you take them.
You sound like the worlds worst boss
yeah that's great if you fucking live next door to a bus stop. Some people have to cross a road to get to one
*tilts head slightly*
doesn't work like that. The blind spot says in the centre of your vision. It's like you stared at the sun for too long
Walking on roads isn't a safe thing to do even if you don't have a migraine you fucking bellend, that's what the pavement is for.
holy shit
I'm not a manager.
Yet you can
cook
clean yourself
dress yourself
use your laptop
use your phone
order deliveroo
sit in your gaming chair and stuff your face playing vidya while apparently being too sick to work
Give it a fucking rest, you lot are jokes
can't do any of those things when I've got a migraine pal
he doesn't take his helicopter to work
Had a nice little fry up for din dins. It lush.
If you are the UK Chairman why are you a virgin?
Jesus was a virgin
He slept with a rich young man in Mark though
painkillers do fuck all for the visual effects of a migraine
didn't HHL step down from his position? when was he reinstated? sorry i have lost all the minutes from he previous /britfeel/ meetings ;_;
when i am the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England and Wales, i will pass a law that citizens must be wed to their AI-assigned match at age 15, OR they can opt-out and enter The Lottery for age 18.
Jesus was a virgin
Proof?
He was ousted by me
no beans
no toast
no black pudding
terrible fryup
black pudding is so digusting
new all time high for bitcoin, its looking good for ARE lass arbroathy
strongly disagree mate its the best part imho
Unemployed man in his 30s roleplaying as a 'chairman' of an incel thread on Anon Babble
Isnt he roleplaying as a 'chairman' of the UK though?
roleplaying
he has more power than you could ever achieve.
its what the other spakkers nickname him, because of the wheelchair
It is sad when you put it like that
Unemployed man in his 30s roleplaying as a 'chairman' of an incel thread on Anon Babble
SCREAMING?
Makaveli is the real UK chairman.
i always thought women like powerful men so it comes as a surprise that HHL is still a virgin and close to 40
wish i could actually get into some role-playing malarkey. MUDs and that. those people who have entire mad fantasy lives in the online Kingdom of Everon or whatever-the-fuck.
tried going to some improv workshop thing and it just didn't click and i felt like such a cunt tbqh, these actor types were clearly having a good time but it just wasn't for me.
n-no lad. sean has a better life than you!
I'll sell you a RuneScape GF for 10 million gold if you're interested.
NHS trust and the salaries and perks available. Diversity coordinators on 50k+ and arts teams to manage the art in hospitals,
what do you need a team for to put a few fucking paintings of art a wall for
People still being jailed for the riots in me local news. Mad really. Throw a water bottle at some cop in the moment and now you're in prison for a few. Cheeky little facebook post. Wonder if we have any coppas checking in on us.
Just wanked to some truly depraved shit. Post-wank clarity is hitting me hard
can't do it myself. I always feel lame
'virginity' applied to men as some sort of metaphor is so stupid.
might as well talk about lads 'not achieving menarche' if they haven't ejaculated yet.
nothing happens. you are actually attacking an artificial/social construct, not some biological thing.
Soon Shippy will get a visit from the police
Good on him for standing up for whats right
having a break from spamming /brit/ big man?
These protesters all look low IQ af desu, alcoholics and NEETs
Why does he dress like a tramp
it is actually exhausting existing, fucking get out of bed, brush teeth, shower, sort appearances, go to work, clean the apartment, food shopping, taking trash out, ironing clothing, sorting out bills, making food, washing the dishes, meal prepping, exercising, working full time, cleaning the fridge, fucking interacting with people. Literally anything that isn't me sitting down. Im tired, beyond tired, I dont wanna do this shit anymore, being a functioning adult is 95% tasks I dont wanna do and that drain my energy. I just wanna sit around and have a cleaner and a chef. There aint no way im doing this shih until I die.
New telly tomorrow. Oh aye. Bit nervous to be honest. New telly jitters about dead pixels and that. Got me some new German Blu-rays too. Oh aye (x2).
going to be pulling wops in tirlogy on friday night
It isn't very exhausting my lad you just have a depression, seek psychological help
Always thought you'd be the type to have an old skool CRT
tried to get into foreign films but i can't get past having to read subtitles the entire time. plus they're normally boring as shit
nah its loads of energy doing all this ontop of a job, like making the flat actually clean and tidy is tonnes of work
My suggestion? Memories of Murder.
Lots of great foreign films you're missing out.
Really isnt if you do it every other day, 15 minutes max
15? thats barely cleaning the kitchen that, no way you can clean all the dishes, then clean the sink itself, then move the toaster and kettle to wipe down the surfaces then clean the tiling then take the stuff off the shelves to dust and wipe down then put it all back then take the cupboards apart and wipe down the insides because they get grotty, throw in cleaning out the fridge etc, you cant spend just 15 on bathroom, kitchen, hallway, living room, bedroom etc nah.
DVDlad, you into Charlie Chaplin?
Yes, lad. Love a bit of Chaplin. Recently purchased The Great Dictator on Criterion Blu-ray.
i remember really liking Battle Royale. it was miserable, but in a good way. it's a high-concept action/sci-fi type idea, but it's closer in tone to British culture than Hollywood's alien romanticism is.
What makes a person troon out? I think it's the positive feedback loop of being a gooner. When you are a heterosexual male, being a sex addict is kind of hard, because you don't have unlimited women who will shag you. But if you are AGP and just wanking off to the thought of being a woman whenever you feel like it, you can spiral out of control, cos there is no one to stop you but yourself
Do british homes not have dishwashers?
mine doesnt, she moved out a few months ago
WEHEY
Looking into buying a cottage in scotland
That lad that recommended Aftersun here?
I didnt recommend it but im here
Watched it last night. I enjoyed it a fair bit, I found a few moments very poignant and beautiful, but I didn't initially understand some parts, like the strobe scenes and the ending. Media literacy isn't my strong suit. Read up on the film afterwards and it made a lot more sense, made me feel stupid for not releasing what some parts meant. Would give it a second watch
i've actually known real-life transgender people where i can say, 'yeah, alright' about it.
it's weird as fuck and they'd say so too, but i think the 'new wave' of them are just riding on their coattails along the same lines as goths, otherkins, various mental disorders, etc.
if it really is just a sex thing or a preference thing like you're an actor and being a real-life human is the character you're portraying (???) then yeah that can fuck right off. no time for that. perverts, at least, should just be honest. "i like massive floppy tits" "ok"
goths
dont lump us in with tranny freaks
Just devoured Chicago Town takeaway bbq pizza. Oh aye. xxx
not sure what point you are trying to make desu
sorry goths.
Sir! Sir! Please step back from the perimeter fence, you know you shouldn't be loitering there! Why don't we get you inside for a nice comfy pentobarbital shot and some garibaldi biscuits? You've been very upset today sir, it pains me to see you so agitated. We've got a lovely new dolly in, would you like to play with it?
right back at you: is there anything i need to clarify? if so, ask, and i will.
if you are suggesting i am a meandering scatterbrained drug addict prattling on about nothing while working a solid 9-5 with a lovely home plus wife and kids, then you're half-right.
you keep using the American terms for medicines stop it
we have the NICE guidelines FOR A REASON
not a lot of posts this evening
Which thread personality or youtuber would you like to talk about?
Brother is at the kitchen table sulking like a baby because his best female friend has a chest infection and is in a&e and he wants to go visit her, mum said no because if he catches it it will kill him. By he looks of it he is not bothered about fucking up his new lungs all he wants to do is stay in a waiting room for 12 hours with her for some reason. Cannot understand for the life in me why hes so obsessed with her. Cringe. He needs friends his age. Not some middle aged woman.
could do with some new lungs.
also looking for liver, eyes, kidneys, in that order, please.
based trump taking south african lad to task over the white genocide there
Me? Oh.
bbc.co.uk
*ahem*
lol
Watching that Europa league final me.
wanny wyers real football factories - wunderland
is this football event the one with the countries or the one with like liverpool?
Tits and Arse
shut the fuck up jesus
Who are you rooting for my lad
Can biblelad confirm this?
is football the one where you like ummm.. kick a ball??
Unemployed man in his 40s roleplaying as a 'chairman' of an incel thread on Anon Babble
ftfy
Cooorrrr, nice little piccy wiccy for the greg folder
i am every foot ball
Not even going to respond to that other lads blasphemy. I dont even need to look it up to know if its true or not.
There are loads more just google protests nottingham, funny videos on youtube too
I'm neutral me de lid. Though Spurs winning would be funnier.
got any vids where greg is bumbling aronud?
Had nice little delivery tonight. Oh it lush. Might leave to watch on my new OLED tomorrow. x
Sounds absolutely lush mate I hope its a good tv. Show us pics when its set up with your favourite on lad.
Who else is drinking on a Wednesday night?
youtu.be
He can be seen throughout the whole video here, his fat arm and awkward stance at 5:20 and at 6:12 again
youtu.be
why are Christians so happy?
Religion is the biggest and best cope because it actually works, lad. People out there really do think the entire universe was created just for them and everything is part of a plan and when they die they won't actually die but they will get to live forever in eternal bliss no really.
If you believed that genuinely it would probably take the edge off of things, no?
It's true lad
Sitting here in bed patiently awaiting a blowjob from the missus
then why is bmong such a fuck up?
Because it doesn't work 100% of the time and doesn't work 100% effectively. Also, even if you believe all that crap it doesn't mean that you don't get annoyed or angry in life, it's more sort of 'big picture' to alleviate the fear of death and provide some admittedly pretty generally useful advice to deal with big decisions like family rearing, not killing each other etc.
i don't know better than them, i just don't.
but i just don't believe what they do.
how do i? is there some way? i want the cope.
Because when I die I know Im going to heaven. The bible is clear on how to get saved. Something so simple as easy as eating a piece of bread. Watch this video lad on how to be saved.
youtu.be
Let's be real, most people today who say they are Christians don't actually believe it, nor do they even act like they do. It's a totally empty statement. At most they occasionally, fleetingly have an imaginary friend that they invoke when they want to feel better about themselves compared to others.
No, lying to yourself isn't the same as a cope that you genuinely believe - which is what makes it such a good cope to begin with. Nietzsche was right, god is dead unfortunately. I personally doubt that a lot of people who profess a faith really believe it. Like REALLY really believe it. There are some of course, but come on, it's so ludicrous on its face. It's actually so widespread of an open secret that most Anglican priests are atheists that it's become a meme lol.
didn't you have a big fight with your brother a few weeks ago because you made fun of him for being terminally ill
aren't you a fanook?
God will understand the circumstances that led to me not believing in Him, so it's fine.
Im human. Im a sinner. Im nowhere near perfect and throughout my life I will do bad things, its human nature. But Jesus paid for it all with his sacrifice on the cross for humanity. All sins are washed away with the blood of Jesus.
my biggest dream is to go on a big bender in sunderland with HHL, experience all the madness
unless you commit a mortal sin of course
which you do all the time lol
You couldn't handle the commotion little lad
Theres only one mortal sin and thats the rejection of the Holy Spirit. If you name is not written in the book of life you will not be saved and cast into the lake of fire upon the second death. Not my rules sorry.
Theres only one mortal sin
don't think Catholicism agrees with you on that one lad
I was in CEX today and they had Pokemon Fire Red with some sort of adapter for 97 quid. Fuckin' 'ell.
It's not rejection of the holy spirit, it says the one unforgivable sin is blaspheming the holy spirit.
I dont believe in the teachings of catholicism. Nowhere in the bible does it mention purgatory or the worship of idols and the Virgin Mary ect. Im Christian. Not interested in sub sects just standard Christianity. All you have to do is read the Bible and have faith in Jesus. Thats it. Why over complicate it?
original sin is too avant-garde for me. i'll stick with unoriginal sin, thank you very much.
Some of the Pokemon games are ridiculously expensive now. Even though they all sold millions of copies. Sometimes in retro games if the game is in demand it will be expensive not rarity.
Crazy. PS1 games seemed cheap or maybe they just had a shit selection.
With some Blu-rays they sell them more expensive than they are new which I find hilarious. They had some nice out of print stuff today but I don't trust the cunts with their grubby fingers.
But when Jesus was asked directly how to have eternal life he answers: keep the commandments. Then when the man says he does keep the commandments Jesus then says good and if he wants treasures in heaven then sell your possessions and give the money to the poor.
He doesn't at all say you have to believe that he's the on of god and that he was sent to die to redeem mankind from its own sin to be one with the father. Kind of odd, no?
surely someone who truly has faith in Jesus follows his teachings though
you live as an unrepentant sinner and have concluded that believing in Jesus will be your get out of jail free card
It's Pascal's wager
I was baptised and confirmed so I am guaranteed heaven. Get in there de lids.
what if you do some really bad bible crimes?
That's what I'm banking on as well lad.
You know what lads. If im being honest I dont really want to engage in a heated philosophical religious debate tonight. Absolutely cannot be bothered. If you would like to study the Bible please feel free to do so. Thx.
sounds more like he's done you and you have no response lad
blard been done in
Oh mate cant stand grubby fingers. Once I had a manual to an old game and my brother read through it and it left greasy fingerprints on the manual and I was silently fuming inside. Kek. Never said anything though.
I'll just go to confession and all is good de lid. Catholicism is great that way.
Mumberg still has my wee communion suit as well.
25 stone and fit as a fiddle
Wow, really sounds like you're mainlining the truth of the universe there, lad. An absolute champion of the faith and all that. You know the bible says you need to be ready to profess and defend your faith at any point for any reason, right?
You know what. Yes I am. I will throw my hands up and admit it. I come here for seasideMARK posts and stupid silly things. Not for debates. sorry.
anon coveting his neighbours ox with no fear
Does my head in they keep all the discs behind the counter. You just know for a fact you are paying for a scratched disc covered in fingerprints. Away and fuck.
He got a one pound loaf if that's alright with you de lids?
Give your head a wobble with your fedora on mate. You sound like a right smug cunt.
Yeah thats alright with me lid. Is it alright with you lad?
mate that's a deal. here's the asteroid
He's right though. You talk a load of bollocks lad
Reckon blad stinks
Bully boys out on parade tonight.
I'm just some guy on the internet, fatboy. Aren't you supposed to be the one with the absolute, inalienable truth of creation on your side? Ain't what it used to be if it collapses like a sandcastle at the minor prodding of 'a right smug cunt', is it?
It's not his fault lad, he's got morbid obesity
Oh aye it's alright with me.
*does the bacon bacon buddy dance*
Don't listen to 'em blad, you're sound
Absolutely pathetic. They pick someone new to bully every night before bed.
Corr looks like Spurs is garn edge this one out.
United glory boys btfo.
big man when you're bullying lads though
Wind your neck in lad. Too busy playing Pokemon stadium.
Garnacho looks hot af x love a bad boy like that
I'm edging one out to Mandy Muse right now
And when have I been doing that? Quote me and I will tell you the Gods honest truth if it was me with or without trip on.
You're one of the nastiest posters here
Fat arsed whore she is lid.
Haha. Far from it lad. Completely disagree.
That would be you bully boy. Oh aye. x
Isn't that up to other people? Personally you sound like an absolute cunt when it comes to what you say about your family life.
you have no clue who i am pal
Who shall we bully tomorrow lads
Are you lads going to be paying 80 USD for borderlands 4?
paying video games as an adult
grim grim grim
Only God himself can judge me. I will have to take account for my actions on the judgment seat of Christ during the events of revelations whenever that will be. Whilst the unbelievers are going though the tribulations. I dont get to make up the rules. Sorry.
Fuck no I MIGHT pay that for the new GTA but the rest can eat a dick.
Brother will be. He loves borderlands games. Hes got a platinum trophy in an all 4 of them.
I only like the artstyle from borderlands, not interested in the game.
What video games do you play Eva?
Going to bed now if thats alright with you de lads
Well, I like games that follow the style of wolfenstein, mixture of puzzle & combat, but I also like more mind-numbing games, roblox was really good for my mentality as I could just turn off, but ever since I got my account deleted, I've been playing these games a bit more
Thats alright with me lad. Take care and sleep well.
Wonder what it feels like to be fat
sorry for asking about Christians
sorry for having a go at you eva6
HHL, i stand by everything i said
I never liked terraria but spore was a lot of fun when it came out. What did you get banned on Roblox for?
Classic Doom 1, 2 and final Doom is good. Love playing that on ultra violence. Ive played the original wolfenstine and return to castle wolfenstine on PC. Great game.
Feels fine lad. Fit as a fiddle me. Zero health issues.
Same lad. It just causes division and heated debate. Best to keep it private like seasideMARK.
I was wearing an offensive t-shirt, apparently, I tried appealing, I was a bit sad, I had like bought stuff with my own money which is a bit embarrassing, but nonetheless, I've got a new account now.
Corrrr, remembering the time I 100 percented Super Meat Boy. Nearly tore my todger off in anger a million times.
I like Borderlands 2 a lot but I still prefer Diablo 2 for my preferred loot game.
oh -- I also like to play cyberpunk 2077, it's a bit demanding though
I thought Roblox was for toddlers and men grooming toddlers?
Lets avoid any anxiety
enlarged heart
arseshit had a worse season than 17th place spurs
Spore
youtube.com
this was the most insane thing back in the day, buffering a 1-hour long blurry little video on Google Videos.
apparently there was a creative split on whether the game should be scientific or cartoony. end result was a bit of a mess.
shame.
Jacek Brzozowski, a Polish immigrant living in Rotherham, was sentenced today for drugging and sexually assaulting a 15 year old girl at a party at his home 13 years ago. The 15 year old girl was subsequently raped by other men at the party.
The judge gave him a 21 month sentence, suspended for two years.
Lucy Connolly, for tweeting some uncharitable comments about immigrants, recently had her appeal denied and will be serving her full 31 month custodial sentence.
Rule Britannia.
Lucy Connolly
is she fit?