Get home and see this in the living room

Get naked, stroke till I'm hard to make sure I'm ready before she wakes up, promptly get in position above her, start feeling up her ass and pulling those panties around, if she wakes up then immediately stick my hard cock in and start pumping hard while physically overpowering her.

What do you do?

Wtf?? I don't own a tartan throw rug.

Ask why there's a sleeping tushy in my home

My gf is obese, who the FUCK are you

moids see a defenseless woman and their first thought is rape

And you see a defenseless moid and your first thought is about getting raped by him.

Check how asleep she is and start fondling her.
Some of us, yes.

I assure you, I would ask permission before attempting to tongue her asshole.

this is not my beautiful living room

ywn have a perfect tight gf

Grim.

flip the couch over

I would EAT ASS

white woman

Into the trash she goes. Nubian queen or death

Grab her ass, pretending I'm 'just' waking her up.
Determine why she is there and if she wants to fuck me.

God you men are disgusting. You do not even think how she got in there or if she is okay. Instead it's always something sexual. Can you not think with your dicks for one fucking second? I would immediately try to wake her up and ask why is she in my house. If she doesn't respond, check vitals. If vitals are low or none, call 911 right away and start CPR. If I suspect opioid overdose, get one if my Narcans out and administer.

Ok I get it. let's imagine it's a hot man with his butt out on your couch. Then what would you do

The same exact thing. The only difference is I'd have my gun ready.

Really? I'd try to get a little action.

I have a boyfriend that I love very dearly, Anon.

Probably strangle and put in one of the basement freezers with the others

WELL I HAVE NO ONE

I think id be a bit confused, ask outloud what shes doing in my house, then search my house to see if there are any others lurking then perhaps set my phone up to record the situation so I cant be pressed for sexual harassment or anything then poke her with my mop until she woke up and I could ask what the fuck shes doing, if no response maybe check pulse and continuing along that line ring for an ambulance, if she wakes up ask how she even got in, what shes doing and if shes alright because its a weird one. Suppose from there she either leaves or I could let her crash on the sofa whilst I do housework then she fucks off because im not a hardass.

Wake her up and ask if she wants anything to eat and then making it for her.

This is the only sensible post in this thread. Since you have naloxone on hand, I suspect you're a charity worker, paramedic, or some other midlevel creature, so I'll just a bit to your management plan for completion:

Check her temperature rectally. It's fine to use a finger for this - you get a feel for normal with experience.

Perform a bimanual vaginal examination (wash your hand first) - really get your fingers into both adnexa. Check your finger afterward, and give it a good sniff. The last part is optional, but I like to be thorough.

To finish, palpate the breasts for any unusual masses. Get all the way into the axilla; axillary lymphadenopathy can be a sign of cancer. Give her armpits a good sniff. Again, this last part is optional, but it's better to overinvestigate.

This is the kind of behavior I want to see from Men. Helpful, science-based assistance done solely for the good of the person.

good post
she vill be egged

Offer her eggs

Who is this white lady?

wait for her to fart then huff it up

Yup that is exactly right. what of it?
are you a weak cuck boy with no vril?
or a dirty bitch who secretly likes it?

You have no masculinity or strength in you bud, you are weak little boy. Also

If I suspect opioid overdose, get one if my Narcans out and administer

Did you not look at the image? That's a hot skinny white girl in a normal house. that's not a dirty brownoid on a street corner in a tent. who the fuck do you think has opioid overdoses retard? I can tell you the girl in the image wouldn't be doing that

post picture of woman

"see dis what do?????"

as if the answer isn't going to be sex

we've had this same thread at least 1000 times by now

these actually made me physically ill

Double check if its the right house, if i am, search the rest of my house. If its empty, torture the bitch, kill her and cut her up and toss her in the trash.

Is that what you roasties want? Its all i see you write about and fantasize about.

you have to eat all the eggs

why are you doing this?

Wake her up and tell her idk who she is, why she's here and almost naked but she'd better go sleep it off somewhere else before I call the police to have her removed

Would that woman react the same way if she found me unconcious in her house?

No, she'd get her Chad bf and beat him up, even if he was already dead. Then call the police.

Why do women act like sex is the worst thing in the world, but still cant stop doing it all the time?