/tie/ - Take It Easy General

Take everything one day at a time! Looking after living things is a pretty big responsibility

I agree, taking care of my two cats is big responsibility, I even have to stop them from fighting each other and feed them food

I always wanted to give head I'm not even gonna lie. But I only want to give head to one person and that's Randal.

listening to their story has completely changed my view of porn. i feel so disgusted with myself.
i'm getting tested today

cringe if female
based if male
randal a cute

Never ever? I've not had one in a while but I've definitely had them before.

Pugs have such a cursed existence. Poor things...

Nutella pizza sounds horrifying unless it's like a full dessert pizza, that might be good.

It wasn't that nice. Part of the issue is that they use a really crispy base. It's a bit like eating Nutella on tost.

Good morning to you, fren.

Morning anon.

He did, although I'm not entirely sure why.

Do they fight often? My mum's friend's dogs would get in pretty bad fights sometimes.

listening to their story has completely changed my view of porn. i feel so disgusted with myself.

Is it a trafficking kind of thing or an exploitation of loneliness thing?

i'm getting tested today

Hopefully everything comes up negative for you. Venereal diseases don't sound very fun.

There are no girls on the internet, everyone knows that.

randal a cute

Based and true.
Absolutely not, I'm too pure for this.

Do they fight often? My mum's friend's dogs would get in pretty bad fights sometimes.

Not often but yeah they do, they're both females and sometimes I have to stop them from fighting

he lost his virginity when he was 11, so...
we gave each other head and it was nice but... the context is different now. had i known sooner, i would have waited longer to touch him, and now all i can do is feel sorry.

The vapes make so much more sense now.
It may take some time before you could test positive, I'd say a week after the incident is probably a good point to test. I have some hope herpes will get cured in the next 10 years though, if you do end up with it. Hep C was thought to be incurable before too but it has a cure now.
I wonder what would go well with nutella and toast now for a dessert pizza. Maybe candied fruits? I'm not sure. Maybe white chocolate as "cheese"?

Also pugs are adorable, despite the issues. Could probably genetically engineer them to be healthier too and to breath right.

too pure

Lying is a sin, fren B^).

Unrelated, but thinking on Nectocarys and Phylliroes has made me wonder if Nectocarys fed on jellyfish like some Phylliroes do. In the sea slugs' case they use their tentacle/horn-like bits to help latch on if my memory serves me right.

What do you mean? You expected him to be an adult or what?

The vapes make so much more sense now.

I'm already gay, this won't make me less gay.

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I'm a dirty little liar I deserve a good whipping for my crimes :(

you know that's not what i meant at all
i'm as gay as they come but i never got the point of vapes

You still need to tell me if cherry or raspberry vapes are good though.

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Well if you ever manage to get a lewd dream then that can happen. Also for the other anon I think they meant that they were too forward and they feel guilty since the other person had bad experiences with things being forced on them.

I honestly had no idea what you meant.
I will, once I get my hands on them. I can verify that blueberry tastes pretty good.
I still don't get it...

I do like blueberries too. If you ever get the chance and are in the mood for junk food, blueberry toaster strudel and also blueberry poptarts are great snack food. Now I kind of want to try blueberry soda... What's your favorite fruit or berry? Is it watermelon, or?

if anything, i feel like i was also used. it was my first time ever being touched in 9 years, and i came so easily onto him, and he allowed me to, because that's just he was used to. i expected a genuine and lasting connection with him, but from the beginning he was keeping his distance from me. he told me he didn't want to be like the men who used him before, but that's exactly what he did. i opened myself up to him, and was vulnerable to him, and he couldn't accept my honesty, and left. and i can't really blame him or hold any sort of grudge against him, since that's all he knows. he's never been shown real compassion.

Oh btw, I tried my mom's raspberry flavoured one, it's pretty strong. I think I prefer milder flavours.

What's your favourite fruit or berry?

I love apples and tangerines the most, they're my go-to when I want to binge. But honestly I like vegetables more, especially carrots and lettuce.

I see, that makes a lot of sense too. Do you think he feels bad about it? Hopefully your testing later comes up negative too. I always worry about stuff kind of like this, with being with someone more experienced. I just choose to avoid those scenarios entirely though. I think it may help to take your mind off of it all though. Have a cute video about salamanders: youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8r7O8KDqg
I hunger for strong flavors. I hunger for many things. Also tangerines are quite nice. I love orange creme, although I'm not that much into various vegetable tastes. They're good in stews and soups but that's largely it. All of this talk is making me want some apple pies now too... Can you tell that I haven't had my daily meal yet?

That's very sad. Stuff like that makes me quite glad that I've lived a sheltered life, even if it has been very solitary.

wonder what would go well with nutella and toast now for a dessert pizza.

They have a deluxe one with pistachio and other things.

Could probably genetically engineer them to be healthier too and to breath right.

I thought it was mostly a problem with the shape of their nose.

I got similar feelings when a flatmate's friend came over while I was eating a frozen pizza. She was incredibly open about her sex life with a complete stranger (me) sitting across from her. It made me incredibly uncomfortable but it also left me with a distinct impression that she was really not alright and had a deeply unfulfilling life or some kind of unresolved trauma.

They have a deluxe one with pistachio and other things.

Pistachio is a good option too. I like where this is going.

I thought it was mostly a problem with the shape of their nose.

It's their sinuses, the nose can still let air in or out but their sinuses are all squished. It is possible in theory to make them have better sinuses to avoid that issue. Like even their smaller noses themselves isn't an issue if the sinuses are fixed.

be pug

tfw have silly straws for sinuses

i was severelty porn addicted, and when i quit porn i was still hypersexual. i needed a way to release my urges, so i sought out physical touch. that's not all he was to me, though. i really liked him, and i felt like what he needed most was someone to care and listen, but that someone couldn't be me. i think he feels bad too. he wished me well, but couldn't accept me for who i was. i think he knows how disappointed i feel, having my very first time end up the way it did. he's given lots of men their first times, probably. i wasn't unique to him. but i was probably the first to see him past his looks. and in the end, that didn't matter.

Well, that adds an extra layer of tragedy. At least you've reflected on it and even if you can't make this situation better you can be better the next time you're with someone. I sadly have no real experience with relationships though, so I can't really give any advice or help in all of that.

Please it something. Or at least drink something. Empty stomach never did anyone good.

I yearn for nuggies. I'll hopefully have some soon. I did also just eat a handful of white chocolate baking chips (:. Fasting is helpful though for living longer and feeling healthier, but I already do a form of fasting each day anyhow in the form of intermittent fasting. I yearn for the warm flesh of chickens with spices. Soon I will have it. Innumerable chickens have succumbed to my desires, I am a monster on this world.

Taking it easy because I found my wife again but now she's even more mentally impaired than the last time I saw her wtf do i do now??

Do what J.F. Gariepy did. Surely his tard wife is doing well in the wilderness of Canada.

I'm gonna take it easy and order a pizza tonight. What do I go for? and recs?

Pepperoni with some grated parmesan cheese on the crust. Nice and savory.

Makes me hungry just thinking about it! thanks for the rec anon
I wish I had a Papa Johns near me but only have Dominos and a local place that does pizza amongst other things

I don't want my wife to die I love her T_T
I want her to be pregnant with my children

Papa Johns was always nice. I loved their spinach alfredo pizza but I haven't had it in ages. Is your Dominos at least good? I used to get really thin crust pizzas from them and get dipping sauces to eat it with.
So did J.F. and then he disposed of her.

>tfw have silly straws for sinuses

It must really suck to have to breathe like that. What a tortured existence...

I always go for the humble Margherita. Maybe with some chicken if I'm feeling adventurous.
If a pizza place can't nail the basics it's not worth it.

I wish I had soup for a brain. Then I wouldn't ever be hungry again (and spend more money on merch).
Also, I made a screenshot edit for funsies, because I can't stop seeing Randal in Zack Ward.

I used to live in a city and had so many options (like PJ) but moved back to the countryside where we only have a couple places to order from. Dominos here is not great but cheaper than the other place. Usually mid at best. This is probably the 1 thing I do miss about city living desu
Hell yea can't beat a good margherita pizza with some herbs and good sauce

Papa Johns was always nice.

Papa Johns was the only decent place where I used to live so I miss it a lot. I also used to live near one of the few Little Caesar's in the country and although their pizzas weren't great the crazy bread was delicious and I really miss it.

Kaguya has been locked away

I have returned from the hunt with a bounty of nuggets.
Yeah, I can relate when I have to deal with allergies. Mouth breathing sucks.
Same. The elites don't want you to know this but your brain is already in soup. It's free, you can just drink it.
At least in the countryside is really cozy and the air is a lot cleaner. You're something like twice as likely to develop psychosis if you live in a city, as a little fun fact.
Crazy bread? What was that like? Also Papa Johns had some good cheesy bread things some time ago, but it might've been just my local one. It was like 8-ish years ago.

Damn! I can believe it. Where I live, we have a farm nearby where I can walk through and see the cows, and 5 mins further go through some fields and into wooded areas. Its very beautiful and always clears my head. I hated the ugly, generic appearance of the city.

Do you get to see lots of wildlife too? Fishing in nice and rural areas was always super calming for me too. I even got to see some carp swim right up to the shore to watch me more than a few times and sometimes the herons would just hang out near me.

Wow nice. I never had anything like that but do see foxes, hedgehogs, and occasionally a hawk or bird of prey. I live in the UK so am never far from the sea here. My friend offered to take me on a fishing trip soon, but haven't been in many years now.

The UK always seems to pleasant for its countryside. I wish we had hedgehogs here. I live in Florida, so it's mostly little lizards and some squirrels running around in the day. Tons of birds and fish and the odd gator though. Here's one species of bird that lives here and should be the state bird, the swallow-tailed kite. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallow-tailed_kite
They fly for days at a time and drink, eat and hunt all whilst flying. I've walked my dog and had some flying back and forth to watch us too. I guess northern mockingbirds are fine too, but these guys are cooler.

If you go for a fishing trip also, I recommend doing freshwater fishing over saltwater. Freshwater fishing is usually a lot easier B^).

Bring some polarised sunglasses if you go fishing so you don't toast your eyes.

Thanks for the tips frens!

Crazy bread? What was that like?

youtube.com/watch?v=wA8KwjECWpk

Of course and have fun! Have a cute little pufferfish picture. Pea puffers are kept as pets too and are freshwater fish.

Seems really nice, I'd definitely love that kind of bread. I am a fiend for dough. I even enjoy my pizzas "rare" B^^^^^) Since it's Little Caesar's too it'd be pretty affordable, right?

It should only be a few dollars. Americans have such cheap food...

We do have tons and tons of farms (:. It's sad that a lot of folk in the cities will be so mean to people in the more rural parts of the country that make living more affordable and pleasant. Farmers are almost always really nice if you ever get to meet and talk to them too.