I took a picture of my ass and holy shit it's plump

I took a picture of my ass and holy shit it's plump
I just need to shave it and it would be perfect
Makes me think if women and femboys and trannies even try
No im not posting i just found an absurd lifehack

I took a picture of my ass

Post it you fucking whore

No im not posting

If you don't want to shave it then just post a picture of yourself in pants, you can't just make a thread like this and not post your ass without it receiving less than 10 replies and dying.

Wait let me pull out the tape
Ill consider it maybe

For real. OP baiting. We need the ass

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Was only passing by but now I'm curious OP. Post it in pants for us please.

I've thought about starting an only fans or something because I have an incredibly fat ass but do people like brown boy ass that jiggles?

I look like a twink

Disgusting faggot, pimping himself out for free.

maybe

Whats the hangup? Just post a picture of yourself wearing pants if it really is that plump. Otherwise its obvious that this was just another larp because you can easily pull some bullshit number out of your ass for measurements

have an incredibly fat ass but do people like brown boy ass that jiggles?

Yes
But unlike you im not twink so i have less audience

measures a curved object with a ruler instead of a measuring tape

NGMI (yes you are a sex object)

Im not posting if you keep this entitled autist attitude

Ruler tape you mong

Anon kun could you pwetty pwease bwess this thread with a picture of your soft jiggwy ass in pants uwu

its called "measuring tape" you harlot

Yeah but you're black

Impressive, very nice, lets see OP's ass in pants

I wish I was some roman legionnaires eunuch African boy servant

Still probably cuter than OP tbhngl

Didn't you say you were brown not black tho doesnt rly matter because breedable

Lol the harder you try the less likely i am to post.

Question though if you're not a twink then what are you?

post it, we should meet up and post our asses together. Be like yin and yang

Is this one guy really the only thing holding you back from posting?

My hypothesis is he needs to be called a "good boy" enough and cuddled

Praise the lord, OP delivers for once! You're a good boy OP, the tasteful thickness of it

Does it really look fat or are you jestering me to post more

Post more if you want, preferably from a standing position like how did, although the way it stretches your sweatpants hints at it being of sizeable plumpness

It actually happened. You didnt lie

Why would i lie about having a fat ass as a male
I'll change my pants when there's no one around or take better pictures
Maybe ill make a thread later tooif jannies act uppity

I'll change my pants when there's no one around or take better pictures

Yeah sure whenever, in the meantime, do you like men?
Also why would the jannies be uppity about someone posting their ass on an nsfw board

jannies be uppity about someone posting their ass on an nsfw board

Read the sticky dummy, but i dont think anyone gets banned for posting links

do you like men?

im not telling you

the sticky

I remember 2 years or so ago this board always had a femboy thread

im not telling you

Well do you like anal then?

femboy

Im not a femboy bruh im not feminine at all i just have a large ass

Well do you like anal then?

It sounds very painful and not pleasurable, i dont think ill go further than sucking someone off unless i really love them in which case i would endure it

Im not a femboy

Yet.

unless i really love them

Aww do you have anyone like that in your life at the moment

Yet.

And most likely never...

Aww do you have anyone like that in your life at the moment

Nope it's not particularly easy to date men here ive only ever been with women

Ignoring the fact that you are a normie sexhaver and should probably leave, where is the

here

you speak of?

I havent dated since i was 17 and im 20 now i wouldnt say im an incel but i kinda left socializing behind

you speak of?

abrahamic cult schizo shitholistan #27262

abrahamic cult schizo shitholistan #27262

I-israel...?

Nah israel is a sausage fest but im in that broad general region

y-y-youre a j-jew...?

Move to the west so I can marry you

I said no
4-5 years ago you could just spam visa appllications and hop on the first plane
It's literally almost impossible to move anywhere with all the immigration deals lately

Bleh I read region as religion nvm you're good

That's a good point. Okay so marry me first then and now moving is easier.

whats your favorite food other than cock

Unironically asking because I like your ayrab food

Is your cock as big as your booty?

I'd feel bad about that especially since we dont know each other and i have no idea if you would like me and vice versa, id advise you against it if it's something you'd unironically consider, sorry anon
meat
sausages
eggs
milk
yogurt
i love shawarma tho im not lebanese or levantine

Makes me think if women and femboys and trannies even try

retard logic

14-15cm?? idk
I still cant find the ruler
Try this it's simple and really tasty and filling, add pre-boiled or roasted eggplants and chili powder and it's perfect
youtu.be/L76XJqz9PWo?si=lh5PMAjaliEQ-kuY

Dw I was mostly joking, I just think you're really hot. I'd never marry someone I don't know and love deeply, but I am almost enticed to post a contact and see if we do click.

high protein diet

No wonder why your ass is so tastefully thick

shakshuka

Yep tried that, its pretty good, i like the turkish one too

Thanks for the suggestion too anon you're a fren

14-15cm?? idk

just twink/femboymaxx at this point

I was making a lewd joke but yes i do eat a lot of protein lol

You're cute lol the guys in your shithole are missing out

You also mentioned finding some lifehack earlier, what were you referring to?

Eh fuck it

disc is trashwastaken

Feel free to add me OP, or don't. Gonna take a nap and check later.

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I finally slipped, sorry for the stupid spot in the middle, i dont usually wear those pants unless it's under other ones during winter

It's just a pesky joke as well, im not selling nude pics or services either

HOLY CRAP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK LMFAO, PEACH BOY

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OP breedable good boy confirmed, god thats one round sexy ass

heh we got to see your beautiful ass for free

you're legally obligated to post it naked now. No turning back

mostly friends who joke about it once in a blue moon

Fuck anon you're really cute and have a gorgeous fuckable fat ass that looks really plump, if I were your friend I'd fap thinking about you after making those jokes and ask you out

Like holy shit its fat like the picture you used in your OP

I need to lose a bit more weight around my waist tho
Im 5 or 7 ish kilos from my goal but my shoulders are too broad for my figure lol

I need to lose a bit more weight around my waist tho

ooo and why is that anon~? Wanting to look sexy in girl's clothes...?

shoulders are too broad for my figure

As in are you V-shape or rectangle shape?

Wanting to look sexy in girl's clothes...?

No wtf most of my clothes are unisex lol
I just want a more defined figure

As in are you V-shape or rectangle shape?

V-shape
If you saw a front picture you wouldn't assume i have a large ass like that

i NEED to have a body like that
too bad im too lazy and permenatly sitting ass down all day

I also want to fit in one of these shirts WHILE keeping my legs sizeable AND i have to get a job soon and reduce my workout hours
Im in a dire gymcelling position but once im over with my job ill have enough money to finance getting more clothes, supplements and skincare products

I just want a more defined figure

Suuuuuuureeeee

If you saw a front picture you wouldn't assume i have a large ass like that

Depends on whether the clothes you're wearing highlight it after gymmaxxing ig

I also want to fit in one of these shirts

lmao nice why so? Do you plan on attracting egirls

Do you plan on attracting egirls

Not particularly but i like dressing up in "unlikely" or "feminine" clothes without being overly flamboyant if you get my point
I wouldnt wear a crop top but i want to at least subtly signal to a particular niche of people lol

if you get my point

Yeah I get your point, if you came here you could wear girls clothes irl and the general public wouldnt really give a shit except me staring at you with lustful intentions

particular niche of people

oh thats neat your country has alt people as well?

i mean not fucking neat theyre all normies tbhngl but whatever

oh thats neat your country has alt people as well?

They're quite rare, people here are more likely to be into some kind of hip hop yucky kind of style or be plain normies or shonen/seinen watching weebs
You have to actually be a weirdo here to be alt or goth or whatnot lol

yeah I suppose since its like how the west was culturally a few decades back(?) adopting those styles are actually transgressive and not a different flavor of attractive normies
where do they usually hang out

where do they usually hang out

In their rooms online LOL
We had a skater park hangout in my city quite a few years back but i was too young to actively go there since most people were 6-8 years olders at least, nowadays it gets crowded all week long with tourists and parents who take their kids there and other people who have no idea what a skating park is
I had a friend like that in HS but we had to part ways since he moved elsewhere, usually we'd hang out in the inner part of the city near the financial center side since it's less busy while being cleaner and better looking than other metropolitan areas and has all the well kept parks
Pic semi unrelated

skatepark

Iran?

I had a friend like that in HS

what did you talk about with him?

Iran

Nope but even KSA and syria have those anon lol

what did you talk about with him?

If we had no one else with us, usually about our lives prior to meeting each other or what's currently going on with us
If we got too bored wed start arguing like maniacs about mundane topics or sometimes serious ones that we both know little about. Just a variety of things
I used to see him at the gym up until 3 ish months ago but he's constantly busy and moving around since his nursing degree requires him to do internships here and there

nursing degree

He will find a girlfriend.
Also why did you two become alt/weirdos or whatever

He will find a girlfriend.

He is unironically drowning in girls lmao.

Also why did you two become alt/weirdos or whatever

I was always a weird kid up until highschool which is how i got my act together. I also got really lucky especially during senior that everyone was some kind of quirky weirdo, outcast or autist so we all basically got along quite well
His childhood was quite peaceful and normal though, he made a conscious effort towards cutting people and getting into nerdy interests like mathematics.

On a side note i got internet access very early on and used to spend hours on newgrounds amongst other places, i only ended up on Anon Babble around 16-17 though but i browsed my fair share of imageboards before that

So your friend must be 5+/10 then, how bad is hypergamy in your country?
Did you ever jack off to femboy stuff then

that isnt you also thats a bbl

litter.

What the fuck is the point of this thread then?

So your friend must be 5+/10 then, how bad is hypergamy in your country?

He is tall, pale and slim, so like 7/10 but i wouldnt go for him since he's straight and i dont want to ruin our friendship
I'd say hypergamy isnt much of an issue here but it's gonna accelerate substantially since girls naturally have more options now, his classmates arent particularly good looking either so he's the immediate choice for all the nurses with him lol

Did you ever jack off to femboy stuff then

I used to look at femboy stuff around 14-15, and picked up on it back lately
o_O

picked up on it back lately

So do you want to fuck the femboy or be the femboy...

Both LMAO

send it naked

That's fair! Afaik irl it's a thing for femboys to date each other
Are there femboys where you are hiding on the internet

All the gays where i live are too flamboyant for me and grindr is an actual honeypot for catfishing here
I wouldnt describe myself as a femboy either tbf

I wouldnt describe myself as a femboy

Yet!

honeypot

Lol who does the catfishing

Unironically people trying to doxx others for being gay and feds

FUCK I MISSED IT. :( Arabian ass :(

Well it was nice chatting with you anon, wishing you success in your monemaxxing and becoming a femboy. Your plump ass lives on my computer forever for me to cum to

Bubye it was nice chatting with you too