Pregabalin edition
/britfeel/
fuck i love pregabalin
Pregabalin gimmick
fuck i love tadafil
Absolutely pissing myself laughing at the Glenn Greenwald video leaks. Holy shit what a fucking degenerate LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'm on the hard stuff. 500mg of paracetamol. Might have another one later.
I take pregabalin regularly. Had some on sunday actually. It's a very "grown up" kind of drug in my opinion.
Is that the "post-lefty" grifter? What did he do?
i did in fact actually just take a pregabalin. been a bit, let's see how it goes.
i've also got some Valium(TM) brand diazepam, feel like some fancy fuckin millionaire.
it's ok anon, i'll fuck this grandma if you dont want to
grandma
She looks late 30s/early 40s lad
Imagine how fucking humiliating it must be to be Elon Musk. What a dipshit.
i get what you mean. the most grown-up job is painkillers: i've taken them too early, i am a fool.
the most childish drug is caffeine. it is for children.
Why? He's doing better than you in life
I don't think he is lad
Must suck being one of the richest and most successful people in human history.
Yeah that's him, he accidentally posted a video of himself in a plaid skirt and mesh top worshipping a black guy's feet and cashapping him two thousands dollars.
It's simply GG for him, you don't get over that.
Box room dweller? Yeah he's doing better than the richest man in the world
I just posted that because I bet there'd be mongs here who'd even defend Elon Musk. Thanks for confirming lads.
has summat happened?
even the things he invented haven't happened. wasn't he making some London Underground thing? he's actually UN-invented Twitter, which is fairly impressive.
Why, what happened? I get all my news from /britfeel/
Yeah I'm pro Elon Musk
The only thing more humiliating than being Elon Musk is being one of the weird internet creatures who defends him.
Box room dweller
He never claimed to invent anything. To say he hasn't revitalized space tech and electric cars would be a massive cope though.
I'll forgive his cringe if we get sex robots
But this /britfeel/er defends him
Why does Elon upset you?
good one. maybe try religion or restaurant tipping next.
Elon is my brother in ketamine. i might not agree with what he says, but i don't matter (and neither do you)
Fair enough, so the humiliation list goes like this:
people who defend elon musk
elon musk
glenn greenwald
you
Did I get that right?
I'm fairly sure the bitter mongs who constantly cry about him because he's cringe are worse
He has too many sprogs and I'm antinatalist
the talk of filters and ID's has set him off
Time to get comfy and watch the melty.
Wow he's a terrible person with autism that no one likes just like me, but he has loads of money!
Does he even see his kids?
honestly it feels like one of those "if he didn't do it, someone else would have" situations.
i'm sure every invention throughout history is more complex than Mr So-and-So invented XYZ. but i couldn't tell you the 'name' behind ChatGPT and all them. we have chatbots that are convincingly human now, that shit's mind-boggling. who came up with it? no fucker knows.
It's literally just that. He's a cringe, unlikable person with autism but he's successful, so he's a big role model for other cringe, unlikable people. His existence makes them feel less like losers.
33 posts in 10 minutes
when did britfeel become so fast
replying to his own posts and spamming the thread
I don't think it's a full on melty, yet, but we're close.
Wow I care so much about the validation of weirdos on the internet. I have 2 whole friends unlike Musk!
He has too many sprogs
Sam Altman is famous as fuck lad. You're just very ignorant. No offence.
Just a couple of hapless mongs that club together to shit up the thread now and then pal. They'll get bored soon.
So you agree he has too many?
tomorrow i will be forced to use public transport against my will. the DVLA has forced this misfortune upon me and i demand recompense
Kek, it's actually fucking over for him, lads.
he's one of those weird Mandela effect people. we all know he did PayPal before Tesla.
but tell me, while using PayPal in the 2000s or so, at any point did you think, "gee whizz, PayPal - an Elon Musk joint!"?
no. people knew Bill Gates, maybe Steve Jobs, a few freaks knew the GNU and/or Linux fellas, who's this random businessman who's just one website guy? who runs MSN? Ask Jeeves? CloudFlare? they could be inventing jetpacks too, you'd have no clue.
What did you do?, sorry, what did they make you do?
SSM shares your pain. It's not right what the tr-tr-trolls did
fair enough. i've studied computer science (recreationally) and i do not know who that is. but my knowledge is pretty outdated.
He doesn't have enough
Doesn't matter anyway does it. People worship is so gay
At the end of the day, Elon Musk is a billionaire who banged Cara Delevingne and Amber Heard at the same time. The man put his dick in Grimes repeatedly and came.
He can be as spergy and weird as possible. Nobody cares. This is not comprehensive school anymore. Nobody cares about coolness. It is about money and power.
The issue with a lot of people is they build up this idea that coolness and adhering to social norms is super important because it was at school.
The adult world is just about money and power.
corrr
abba: on
sky poker: open
brandy: poured in to my coffee
it's a ponce afternoon
His penis does not work lad.
That username
my moped was stolen about a month ago, i bought a new one but it came unregistered and the process of getting it registered is long and drawn out due to the dvla's antiquated administration. ( they only accept checks as payment, the requite paper copies of documents and and digital ect) it will take about a month to complete
i never new ssm had problems with the dvla. what happend?
Listening to abba
Straight
Pick one
This is the fate of everyone who abuses finasteride for 30 years. Wonder how many gyno ops he's had also
she's probably been in the tesco askham bar a few times. not these days, though.
He had his car taken off him. Not DVLA specific I don't think, but he's stuck on the public transport too
I'm sorry you're not confident enough in your sexuality to enjoy a bit of ABBA, BN.
It was a botched penile implant.
When it comes to my sexuality I prefer nursery rhymes
every one says boys need 'role models' now. i have absolutely no idea what that means in real life, i've had decent family members, teachers, etc. but apparently you need celebrities or even fictional characters as a guide.
if boys become scientists because of the Musk-Man, good for them.
Looking forward to the 8th annual /britfeel/ Nanny Betty excursion
Another order from Amazon Germany. The highlights here are War and Peace (the Audrey Hepburn version) and Mutiny on the Bounty (the Brando version) which I'm excited to watch. Romeo Must Die is slop but Aliyah is cute in it. New Jack City is a classic IMO. Never seen Jeremiah Johnson or Man's Favourite Sport? (supposedly an homage to Bringing Up Baby by the same director). Bridges of Madison County I really enjoy as a romance film. Well I got a refund on my 28 Days Later steelbook so why not?
Looking forward to the 8th annual /britfeel/ Nonce Bashing competition.
I am now ready to commence with the dossing activities for the day.
youtube.com
*loads steam*
Ah gutted for you anon, bloody thieving bastids.
You guys are so dumb. Pregabalin makes you dumber. It slows down your processing speed and generally weakens executive functions.
My pristine copy of atari's my horse and me 2 on the xbox 360 for wops' tuppence.
first time I've felt the urge to boogie all day
feelsgoodman
A fleeting moment, then back to thinking of an hero
youtube.com
Intercourse with Laura
Temazepam. Drug of choice for the socially anxious. Be careful though... Only problem is GP's won't prescribe it any more.
Very good anon. Nice vibes.
Thank you for these posts, you have an eclectic range of movies so I'm always looking up the movies you post.
Do you have a movie selected for this evening?
I'll be watching later.
Brazil
Couldn't see myself going back to Windows. There's so much shit you need to disable to stop it scanning everything and sending off usage data. It's also slow and horrible to use on older hardware.
Well she's 24 now. She's probably had sex at least twice a month for a good 8 years. That means she's had sex hundreds of times now. You wouldn't be able to satisfy her sexual needs at this point with your inexperience.
Yep, linux is objectively better in every way. But don't try and convince normies of it, there's literally no point they will never get it, all they're concerned about is fitting in.
Might wank to some BNWO porn this evening, not sure yet
I'm thinking about getting a month's subscription to Bangbros and download some kino from the mid 00s.
I think I've finally realised the truth about antidepressants
The government and NHS love giving out antidepressants because they turn people into docile little slaves who will work jobs and pay taxes
It's funny how in cases of "depression" they never actually prove that something is wrong with the person's brain. They just assume that something is wrong. In reality the person is probably facing real issues such as:
Crap job
Shitty boss
No job
Few friends
Low income
Living with annoying or demoralising people
Etc
Society just wants to sweep these real issues under the carpet. Because they want you to be a good little slave with no real emotions.
Gone and posted in a dead thread ONCE AGAIN. Fuckin hell. I do it once a week.
Normies don't care. They always say shit like "nothing to hide" when you say stuff about all these tech companies harvesting your data for their financial gains. The same mongs who approve of facial recognition police vans being parked outside of shopping centres.
Could for convenience, but honestly everything is already online for free anyway. Quite annoying though how recently a lot of the free-access sections of porn sites have been paywalled, so you can't even browse though their scene catalogues now. Is it just a UK thing or is it global?
They also take away your libido to make you focus more on going to work and being a slave. You don't need to worry about having a relationship if you have no libido...just can focus on working.
About that last thread about escorts and stuff. I dont think I would have the bollocks to go through with it. What am I going to do have a shag in front of all my Nintendo games. Sounds a bit grim thinking about it.
The same mongs who approve of facial recognition police vans being parked outside of shopping centres.
I understand why people object to this, but personally I don't mind in theory. In public and being used to actively stop crime that's fine with me. There should be a distinction between public and private ideas of privacy imo. Thing is though our government is the worst of both worlds - totalitarian over-reach into private lives, while simultaneously doing fuck all the do things like prevent crime in public places using the same surveillance technology.
I've been thinking about quitting my sertraline, i'm on a 200mg dose which is max for OCD (not depression). It defo nulls instrusive thoughts but you have the emotional blunting and libido thing to contend with, libido thing isn't that bad for me, just means I can only wank every 2-3 days instead of everyday cause I'm a virgin anyway, maybe i'd be more active in pursuing a shag if I had a proper libido
Find the cheapest hotel near you and go there. Escorts aren't expecting a five star penthoues, they know what they're there to do and believe me you will certainly not be their most pathetic client that week, let alone ever.
My parents have that exact same bin shelter.
Escorts are mostly incall these days so you go to their house/flat
Also sertraline has made it easier to autism "mask" I can say hello and make brief smalltalk with people, I fear that ability/veil will be harder to pull off off the meds.
Off to a new tailor tommorow, got some suit trousers I got from vinted I need pulling up an inch, last one I used was a dodgy backroom eastern euro bloke who did everything on paper and bollocksed up my peacoat
Fair enough, though I doubt it's 'their flat', probably one where a bunch of them sign up to contribute to the rent and they can book it for certain times of day as they get clients.
She must be due soon. I wonder how she's going to cope with the responsibilities of motherhood and explaining about her career choice when the sprog grows up.
My sister is 8 months pregnant. She doesn't even know who the father is (one night stand)
Grim
Yeah I think my libido has been reduced a little since I started the antidepressant, but I still have my libido. Also I know from experience that it should come back properly when I stop the antidepressant (that's what happened for me last time I stopped).
Some people say they still have sexual dysfunction even after stopping their antidepressant. They call this PSSD (Post-SSRI Sexual Dysfunction). Maybe I'm lucky because I don't think I've had that.
I'm on an antidepressant, and I have intrusive thoughts sometimes, but I think it's probably just my brain telling me to sort my life out. Currently I live with my mum which sucks. I really should move out. She expects me to follow rules that I wouldn't have to follow if I lived independently (I've lived independently before and it was definitely better).
The only reason I mention this is to say that I think intrusive thoughts can be a result of how you're living your life. Perhaps your brain is just telling you "MAKE FUCKING CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW". Perhaps it's a survival mechanism.
But of course a doctor will say you have a "health condition" which needs "treating" with "medication".
Nubs will shag everybody except Ebin.
Most of them are indie and just rent out for work yeah
She knows I'm too much of a gentleman to partake in such reprehensible casual sex.
I second this, anon. They never think to ask whether the depression & anxiety these people esperince are normal reactions to toxic situations. Actually, they do know but don't care. Anti depressants are a great band aid solution & they make a shit load of money for big pharma.
Nearly set it as "EbinsPhimosis"
Cheeka will shag everybody except Ebin
Pregaebin
gentlemen don't steal wicker baskets
Ebin is a successful youtuber now
Brazil
Nice one I got that in Blu-ray this year actually. Tonight I might watch Yentl or Shiva Baby. Both Jewish films. I am not Jewish.
Oh wait, my Fall From Ako Castle is arriving this evening from Amazon so might watch that.
Also rewatching Cheers atm as well so who knows. Enjoy Brazil it's a belter of a film.
Crona runs a six-figure business and none of you will fight her.
Last I checked, he had 66 (sixty six) subscribers
every time I get the toothache, it makes me realise life is not worth living. you need money to go to the dentist. they'll take the teeth out if you aren't private. you have to explain what you do for a living for small chit chat. being neet and in pain is a horrible feel.
I could make small-talk with people when I was off the meds, but I guess it depended on my mood. I think if you're doing alright in life, e.g. you're doing things you like (e.g. a job you're relatively happy with), you have interests that you enjoy, then you'll feel more comfortable in yourself, and small-talk will be easier. The problem comes if you're living a life you don't enjoy. Perhaps you have no job, or a job you're ashamed of, or not happy with. Then you'll just feel ashamed all the time and you don't want to talk to others.
Fledging and aspiring youtuber at that
Prozac Nation innit. human beings have certain wants and needs, instead of meeting those, we've come up with suppressants.
It's not about control, they're to stop you spiralling and killing yourself/doing something deranged/harmful. SSRIs never worked for me (I had better luck briefly with Mirtazapine before swapping drs made me (effectively) quit cold turkey and I just never went back). The country is in a suboptimal state for a lot of people that aren't taking antidepressants, too.
Coincidentally I've recently started ADHD meds 2 years (ty nhs) after diagnosis, and those are much better for aiding me with just getting on with shit and not having a billion thoughts going off in my head at once. But I also think there's a slight push to get people diagnosed with ADHD to push stimulants as a (generally) more effective pseudo-antidepressant, because the mood boost from these can be ridiculous.
I'd probably recommend to most people struggling with SSRIs to at least attempt Mirtazapine, because it works well for sleep, anxiety and focus. It does make you want to eat more and can make you into a bit of an aggressive cunt, though.
How is your YouTube career going lad?
How many subscribers do you have? Post your channel
bailiffs are coming for that brand new ps5 and other items de lads
sunsets are coming for rMark
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My channel contains my real name, but I have 11k subs from very little effort
Twat needs to sort his glasses out kek
Could be the end for rMark
120+ subs and just over 20,000 views
You made it private
wops only gets a few hundred views per video. I don't think she's going to make it. A little bit of effort into the appearance may help. Needs to dress in better fitting clothes like them asmr bints.
That video is private Kyle mate
unprivated it now
I wonder what emily looks like in a bikini.
A new era begins vis a vis wemployment. Corrr.
Emily has the wrong body shape for a bikini (top heavy)
you neeting it or new job?
2017
8 years ago
still no black GF
Mirtazapine, because it works well for sleep
this is a good point. if you just need to get a good night's kip regularly, mirtazapine helps. it's almost like the anti-depressant/anti-anxiety feelings are just some side effect.
No one wants to watch a plump autistic show off her curry stained copy of PES 04 from CeX.
A full swimsuit I guess she wears then on holiday. She could work on her body. She has lots of time to be improving her fitness.
Theres a very real chance some of those people gambling on late night ITV TV roulette 8 years ago are now dead.
She is more likely to wear shorts and a football top to the beach. She is self-conscious about her body
Sorta both. Less hours, different job. We all need a break in life x.
Yeah you don't take it when you need to be on fire lad. You take it when you want to have a day in bed.
Wops owes me paizuri for all the channel views I've given her.
Remember Tynwald Baz?
True lad. I find the videos where she goes on holiday the most interesting. I skim through the cex hauls stuff. She needs to do more than just cex to retain interest.
Drifting from one dead end minimum wage job to another. Grim
True. I don't think I blame GPs for this situation because they're just following the guidelines. I guess I would blame whichever psychiatrists are making the guidelines. I think they love the idea that medicine can fix everything and perhaps they don't want to consider the idea that sometimes there are better ways to solve problems than medicine.
human beings have certain wants and needs
True. And the challenge of living is to figure out a way to serve those wants and needs without getting yourself killed, or banged up in prison, or whatever. Sometimes it can be a challenge.
I've had mirtazapine in the past, it was alright. At the moment I'm on an SSRI but I might just stop it.
It's not about control, they're to stop you spiralling and killing yourself/doing something deranged/harmful.
Obviously people shouldn't kill themselves or do something harmful. Maybe there are solutions to this problem that don't require chemical brain changes though. E.g. for suicidal people there are suicide prevention phone lines, like The Samaritans. I'm glad they exist and they actually talk to you like a human.
If someone does find antidepressants genuinely helpful then fair enough. I just think they're a bit dehumanising because they turn you into a bit of a zombie. Maybe bad thoughts serve a purpose, telling you that you should change your life, and maybe drowning out those thoughts with drugs will just make you satisfied with a bad situation.
Ah you're probably right. Didn't think of that. I'd still like to see more of her body still.
You really got no life other than seething/spite against people you don't know anything about on Anon Babble?
Tell me I'm wrong (you can't)
Would you like to see more of Wop's body?
Doesn't matter whether you are or not. You're on the constant seethe because you have nothing in life. Maybe get a life first before criticising others.
I hear Febreze are hiring lad
The top half will be interesting.
The bottom half would also be interesting for me. That's where the holes are.
Don't get upset because I pointed out how pathetic your life is lad. Things will improve. I believe in you!
Genuinely surprised she even gets that. She's very unlikable and the videos are just about buying cheap plastic shite.
N-no u
Sad.
Read the words and understand them.
Unlikable as in nasty, or uinlikable as in boring?
Fuckin ell lads. Does he really owe like 3k on mobile bills and got a court order to pay them? If so he is absolutely fucked.
SSM is over 30k in debt. It really is over for him
She's both lad. That's the thing about Wops. She's sneering and arrogant but has nothing interesting about her back it up. She's smug, condescending, like every half-clever girl who once beat a boy at GoldenEye and never shut up about it. Her collection's just landfill with nostalgia value, and yet she talks like some kind of curator. Misquotes developers, gushes over factory defects, calls it "digital archaeology." It's plastic crap. And the worst part? It works. The simps like Ruthmong eat it up.
Perfidious Scottish drivel merchant bashing out litanies of dolly drama drivel between battered mars bars.
Yeah. He went through a phase of signing up for contract phones and then selling them to CEX for money and then just not paying the bill.
He has a serious gambling problem but he hides this from all his fans. It's worse than it was in 2021.
Crossy isn't even in the thread
Lollers will have sex with everybody except adults.
that's good, similar kind of work or completley different? less hours is nice as long as you can still pay the bills
He has a long-term girlfriend in her 20s (Faith)
But whatever laddie
He's not fucked lad. Nothing will happen to him. You can't get blood out of a stone. Worst case scenario they bankrupt him.
He reckons he is untouchable because it's a civil matter and all debts will eventually get written off
cloning the failing drive worked, back to gaming for meeeee
He's right. If he had money or assets he'd be fucked, but he has fuck all.
Just binned a 2TB Seagate drive because of bad sectors
Yes, lad. It sad. The phone scams are probably just the tip of the iceberg I bet all his other items were on credit too. Paul Bohill going to do his wollocks in!
Actually if it gets to the stage with bailiffs they will enter his premises and take all his gadgets; any phones, consoles, telly etc.
Probably his air fryer too if he's got an oven too. Grim.
Not too different really. Probably gonna leave by the end of the year anyway. Bigger and better things I hope. Buy work is cringe so probably not.
CAN'T PAY? WE'LL TAKE YOUR ITEMS AWAY!
Why haven't you moved out?
corrr can't wait to see our Mark on "can't pay? we'll take it away." Absolute kino. Wambling addiction has finally caught up with him.
Yeah but so fuck? He pawns that stuff regularly anyway.
Paul kicking SSM's door clean off its hinges and taking his boombox and GoPro
Oh they can. They will strip his flat down to the bare brick to recover the debt, all his items gone. TV, phone, Mac mini, LG speaker you name it. With his stuff it will be auctioned off to repay the debts and whats left over he will have to pay back in instalments. You cant fuck over these companies and expect to get away with it.
Office MILF talked to me about Trump earlier and said "he's a loser" and I got wood
He has a long-term girlfriend in her 20s
Proof?
Mad to think these two lads weight almost 40 stone combined
Oh lads. I genuinely feel sorry for mark. What a shame.
I have moved out previously but then I quit my job (it was annoying me). Tried to get a new job quickly but couldn't so I moved back to my mum's so I wasn't losing all my money on rent. But yeah now I need to move out again.
You have to ask yourself why do governments care if you're suicidal, It's not out of pure compassion, it's because they need you alive to work and consume. Now compare that to a dictator in Africa that drills for wealth he doesn't care if you kill yourself
Corrr did she do the hand gesture too?
He weighs 16 stone is that it? seen more meat on a butchers pencil mate. Not all of us are skinny streaks of piss like you lad.
It will completely break him if they take his precious items
He wont be able to do youtube anymore mate. He will have to go to the local library and make posts from their computers.
No unfortunately but last week did the SPH hand sign to show the size of a memory stick and she made me have the same physical response
They will strip his flat down to the bare brick to recover the debt
No they won't you tit. They'll just take the handful of high value electronics he has. Which he might not even have by then because he pawns them all the time.
same weight as the Dudley Boys
oh aye
Dont enforcers tell you when they are coming? If so I bet he will pawn off all his items and hide the money at his familys house or something.
He can just have the money in his pocket in his wallet. They can't shake you down physically.
You don't even have to let them in lol. It's not an eviction. They can't do shit
Piss siege incoming
Mark listened
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Shippy is pregnant
Corr, look at the bump on her
Lots of PSEBS in the this thread today lads
So she was having multiple one night stands with multiple blokes then
She wouldn't shag me either
Crossylass footjob
Must have seen this video 20 times. Always cheers me up.
Lovely evening delivery. Well why not? Amazon lad looked knackered.
She said you were the one who stopped talking to her in the end, not the other way around.
I have a gf too, shes 21
I have a gf too, shes 21
Proof?
Not surprised those Amazon lads are treated worse than slaves. They have cameras in the vans and black boxes too. They have very strict delivery times no less than a 30 seconds per house. Most of them ring the doorbell and leave the parcel on the floor. Happens to me.
Nah, they choose to work that way because it's lucrative. It's completely their own choice
what's that O2? I owe you 500 quid? let me run and get that money for you right away
Have you asked if she's into young studs?
might play a bit more RE2 later when it gets dark, try not to be absolutely fucking shite at it this time
this. if you're getting paid for 10 hours but can smash out the route in 6 you're going to do it in 6
Yentl or Shiva Baby
I was expecting them to be in Hebrew hahaha.
Do you have non English speaking movies?
I only have a few but they are so good IMO.
Coma/Koma
(Russian)
imdb.com
Let the Right One In/Lat den ratte komma in
(Swedish)
imdb.com
The Lives of Others/Das Leben der Anderen
(German)
The Passion of the Christ
(Aramaic, Latin, Hebrew.)
imdb.com
Are pheromones a scam? Tried some on recently and they smell like shit. Not human shit, but the kind of smell you'd get from a farm that's just had a field covered in manure. Have I been had?
i have a sneaking suspicion a poster in here is replying to himself
Nah I'm not exactly stud material lol but she deffo has a high opinion of me still
even if I am fat and bald
Me? Staying off woke for life because of Brighton and the law and strokes. Meth as well. Hard drinks and that instead. No need for the shit ever again too. Drinking and smoking the weed stateside makes me happy instead. Charles happily joined us in our happiness over here. So will the rest of you eventually. Escape the leucotomy become America's best at botany.
Did you use code KingCobraJFS at the checkout? TWU
You're bald? I'm sure you had long hair
Pizza for dinner tonight lads. Question is, do I go Dominos or kebab shop??
kebab shop, dominoes is trash pizza
It changes as frequently as my boxers do
Yea I was thinking this. I get roped in by the offers sometimes but always regret it. It is supremely mid.
Ah right so you have a short buzzcut as oppose to hairloss
FACKIN HELL
Apparently delivery drivers get really bad hips from getting in and out of the van so many times per day.
True it's always young lads or foreigners I see driving for them. Probably make decent money if they can get their shift done quick.
However, don't some delivery companies discourage this and give you exact windows for each package?
Yea not got much hairloss besides maybe a little on the crown. The hairline itself is basically intact still.
I have all of them other than Coma. Yes, I have a large collection of European and Asian cinema. The Lives of Others is awesome check out some Fassbinder films if you want more German kino. Effi Briest or The Bitters Tears of Petra von Kant are good starts.
Fat smelly bastard is going to be cold lonely and depressed this winter once the law take all of his items and garnish his bennies. No more booze, no more leccy and no more muaic down Sandford. Mark is FUCKED(Good)
We should all march outside parliament wearing masks of Mark. Bring all your idums too.
Gooning session on the cards tonight lads?
No, my cock is on desk duty. I think I sprained it wanking in the shower earlier.
Tilde is going to pay for Mark's fine. Mark's going to be alright de lads.
Tumble dryer was not working this morning so I went to work wet because I had to go to work and those were the clean clothes I had. Suspect my spastic mother turned it off mid cycle but I can't prove it. Missed the bus and got a taxi, the bloke's back seat was wet when I got to work, probably thinks I pissed myself in his taxi. Chair in work was wet too, if anyone saw how wet it was they probably either think I'm really sweaty or I pissed myself.
Fucking Hell they give Tim shots of whiskey in the hospitable? Nice. Wonder what Shopper Bear is up to...
Need to get a nu phone and it will probably be thisyoutube.com
Those drunken flashbacks. Not lush.
SSM should get on that hospital grind. Get treated like a king for free.
timmy going danny boy mode
lush
So no proof. Sad.
That sounds like a nightmare, lad. Sorry to hear that. They might have thought you pissed yourself too.
hoping that SSM has nothing because then you'll finally be better than him
Lol
SSM goes to the doctor to ask if there's a cure for TMAU yet, leaves with a lethal dose of morphine
happy in the haze of a drunken hour
lush
lethal dose of morphine
Always fun at the time int it.
seasideMARK is fat.
He just big boned
So are you, fatty
seasidechumba
Where would SSM hide if WW3 erupted and sir keir forced every working age man to go to the front lines to fight for "your country"
Very sad to seethe at SSM.
SSM would be exempt from fighting on the grounds that he has a hidden disability- TMAU. You don't want someone stinking out the trenches like that.
My life is better than seasideMARK's
How come SSM's own doctor couldn't smell his TMAU? I'll tell you why - it's made up.
I hope the judge doesn't see this video of rMark.
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they could drop him out of a plane as a biological weapon, imagine the smell when he lands and pops in the enemy base
i am the new Robin Hood of Nottingham
How many days without a Yanklass post now?
3 days (I just looked it up on desuarchive)
Had a nice day at the beach. I can see why people want to live by the seaside.
eva6 has stopped posting too. Coincidence?
check out some Fassbinder films if you want more German kino.
Thank you, mate. I've had a quick look, Lola and Querelle look like a good watch.
I hope you have a nice evening, take it easy!
There's plenty of Tescos in Newcastle for her to go to.
Would love to live by the beach
your a nonce
somehow have developed a massive spot under my arm near my armpit and its sore, whats good for putting on it?
it's interesting to watch the reactions to this drug.
Some teatree oil. 100% works best
I like the beach but I think living next to one would ruin it.
I reckon a shower would sort it lad
Mate, not being funny but bagging a black girl is about the easiest thing a while lad can do. Surviving her family is the tricky part.
t. Went out with a black girl for 9 months.
sudocrem and a plaster
I can feel a Seasidesuicide attempt coming on if the ccj gets serious.
The original is quite straight forward but I'm shite at the remake too. It's like they take 50,000 bullets to die and I'm always running dry even when I'm dodging lots of them
So no proof. Regretful.
More of a country lad me.
me and crossy on the pregabalins
I live in Leicestershire which is about as far away as you can get from the sea, I often used to daydream about moving to the seaside but I eventually came to the conclusion that the novelty would wear off very quickly and most seaside towns are insufferable during the peak months when they are full of tourists anyway.
why he hate bob so much
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proper buzzing off this pregabalin like
Because Peter Kay, an infinitely more successful person than this clown will ever be, makes regular references to Bob Carolgees and that reminds him of his failure.
gay sex with men while on drugs
Where would one acquire some pregabalin?
how does the video have him extracted from the background? he's in a normal room not against a green screen or something.
HOW
What kind of drugs does Chika use?
almost shit his way through another thread, same dolly drama, same dire bait, same grimicks
None. But you probably are sameswanning anyway.
What would SSM do if he witnessed a murder? Say some kind of minor gangland thing down in Poole?
Poppers x
What would HHL do if he witnessed a murder? Say some kind of minor gangland thing down in Sunderland?
finasteridee
Lifes too short to worry about it. You only live once. Every day above ground is a great day. So take that opportunity of witnessing a murder as a sign to enjoy yourself
I swear you keep editing this to make the neck longer
Christ is King of the Jews
What would HHL do if he found 10,000 pounds in a Wetherspoons toilet but it was covered - and I mean absolutely coated - in mayonnaise?
he would get his phone out to film it then repeat
" 'e's been murdered..'e's been murdered e 'as " 200 times then go home without telling the police
duolingo is shit
That passage is about salvation, not about race being fake
Wonder why your favourite internet personality is converting to christcuckery? They want you to accept your replacement in a different way.
Duolingo sacked all their employees and replaced them with AI and upped the subscription prices. Cunts.
Maybe it won't be a pile of absolute dogshit now then (it will be)
Of course it's shit. It doesn't even teach grammar because they fell for the "learn naturally" meme, even though there's brown mongs living here for decades who still can't do basic grammar.
How can they run entirely on AI?
How do you learn new languages?
I'll never understand how /britfeel/ers can look down on people who leave their country and build a life somewhere else, when they don't even leave their bedrooms let alone build a life in their own country.
Is it just envy or what?
crabs in a bucket i spose, id never try to stop lids from living a better life, id probably move abroad if i had the confidence desu
im getting that suspicion again
I've been trying the Greg Austin "Penis" method, wherein I buy language learning books, copy the contents on to some paper, then take photographs of the stuff I've copied out on to the paper. Here's the crucial bit- I then post the photographs in /britfeel/ for attention. No I can't actually speak the languages I've been learning, but this is by far the next best thing.
its all kicking off, neighbour just got knocked out
Jst out the shower feeling sleepy again zz ~_~
sappening lid?
Corr need a poo
About a year or so ago I started watching this guy on YouTube because he had this brilliant series about learning ancient Greek. It wasn't until I saw him on Anon Babble recently that I found out he was also a meme figure on Anon Babble
I'll never understand how people who profess to be left wing can claim to hate the English working class
I mean I can, but on a surface level it's hypocrisy
the Greg Austin "Penis" method, wherein I buy language learning books, copy the contents on to some paper, then take photographs of the stuff I've copied out on to the paper. Here's the crucial bit- I then post the photographs in /britfeel/ for attention. No I can't actually speak the languages I've been learning, but this is by far the next best thing.
Think /britfeel/ needs put a five-a-side team together to challenge for that cup in helpers photo
The left-wing stands up for the working class. The right-wing stands up for billionaires and CEOs.
The right-wing stands up for billionaires and CEOs.
Shower, film, bed. In that ordah.
Nothing bad about being a CEO, some of them are only on 5 figures
Shout out to Nick Holoynak Jr for being the real OG inventor of the first practical LED. Seriously, LEDs are basically like magic compared to filaments, CRTs and LCDs.
These days it's the left that stand up for the rich and the right who stand up for the poor
That link pic is cozy
Extremely crude and frankly outdated conception of the left-right divide as it demonstrably is in 2025.
I will be in goalie. Nothing will get past me.
Yeah kinda is. Love me fanart.
What film u watch?x
bro just go talk to her, you got this!
I have been blessed with another shiny Pokemon. Thats 2 in 53 hours of gameplay. It may be golbat arguably the second most common shiny in the game but all Pokemon are equal. Brother had one back in 2000.
Mission Impossible. Not into action stuff all that much now but just fancy it. Tom Cruise is cool.
Think I've seen like 2 legit shinies ever. Pokerus once or twice.
His glans is deformed. Also fisheye lens
reckon a few big lads will be after that spot but first come, first served.
Has somebody used a soldering iron on his bellend and welded it to the shaft of the penis or something. Fuckin ell.
Mum and brother just seen the new mission impossible film a while ago. Mum said it was naff and bother said it was alright. The previous one was better.
O aye seen that new one came out as well. Theyre fun enjoyx
Mission Impossible 2 is one of the best action films of all time and the underrated gem of the series, fr no cap. They literally don't make movies like that any more.
corr can see and hear three chav slags sat outside drinking from my boxroom, might have a cheeky wank
Everyones a critic. The last film I watched at the pictures was in 2018 when the last Jedi came out. What a bag of shite that was. I laughed out loud twice during the film when I saw it ckin ell.
Police trips. Checked.
The NuWars films are mind-blowingly bad.
She's got a nasty side to her but that could be the autism. She needs to stop being horrible to her brother. Not everyone can find jobs easy... especially men in this current dire economy. No one is hiring anymore. They're letting people go.
I can't prove it, but I am essentially convinced that shippy enjoys the taste of cum
When you laugh does your fat shake?
Dont know lad. Never thought about it or noticed. Next time I laugh out loud I will remember and reply to you if it does.
I can't prove it, but I am essentially convinced that shippy is a paedophile
Pls also record it
gz blad
good feeling when you get one
not a lot of posts in the last hour or so
Wooty training was alright. Knocking back these weers now with me neighbour. He's got 2 crates in so this might get messy. It Friday x
Steve is your enabler, he has to go
Anyone remember that video of this teenager jump scaring his younger sister a bunch of times and it was just kind of wholesome on the surface but there was a distinct incestuous vibe that everyone picked up on?
ASMR sex tuppences
best post of the thread desu, good lad
oh aye it friday
shout out steve
Lmao yeah it Steve
He sound man
Do the other lads see your nappy when you're getting changed? I can imagine that must be embarrassing. How many of them wear nappies, or are you the only panty pisser on the team?
don't know why she doesn't take it to onlyfans. asmr is not supposed to be sexual.
Slainte x
So the thread is going to be unusable tonight then thanks to another Helper Weltdown?
u heard the man,
Its a faff
ITs a pain
Its a drag
We cannae be arsed we cannae be bothered we cannae be fucked
It taking us back to stone age vaping
Nd stop forcing me to do things i dont want to do
A cannae believe its actually all over in 2 days
Based Steve and Welper on the piss
Occasional reminder the Roman empire is incredibly based
Is there any better monument on Earth than the Arch of Titus
Banksy is Blairite state sponsored art. I cannot think of an entity that screams "40+, middle class & deeply uncool" louder.
I kms one day. No point anymore. Life isn't going to improve.
I'm so fucking sick of everything lads, haven't felt such apathy and hollowness in years and years.
That's Apu, not Pepe.
Fuckin way she goes bud
Just gotta keep on truckin tbqh
Scroomp tweet spotted.
Too depressed to rename files.
It's only getting shittier for me. I am on borrowed time. My life was supposed to be ended already I think.
wootball training: done
fresh nappy: on
tropical fruit vk: cracked open
sph captions: opened in new tab
volkshalle scene: copied to clipboard
wokey: no yet ordered
I'm thinking it's welper's world
I fancy a pint at the Swan or the Slip Inn in York.
Spot on lad. Mixed feelings about scrump and eve, but I think they're generally on the right track in most things.
Wouldn't mind a pint at the Ship Inn
Webab wrap status?
I should approach ppl in a better way to educate them x
I've been tempted to do the Trip of Jerusalem in Notts that SSM goes to. Looks like a lovely old pub.
Unfortunately they're right about everything. I am loyal to my capo.
Same. There is an old record shop SSM goes to there I wanna have a look in.
It's more like they're 95% right about 100% of things. Take their stance on 'what to do' - they're of the opinion that change is literally impossible under any circumstances because anything that looks like actual change is simply co-opted to various degrees by the powers that be. This has been true in many situations, but is not universally true and is not an inherent reality of politics. Genuine outsiders and change can and do occur.
I asked for the proper paki hot sauce, but he laughed at me and gave me some sauce from the bottle labelled "white boi sauce". Just as well I suppose, shat my nappy last time.
Corrr love the technospeak in old films. The Mount Everest of all hacks. Couldn't even do it with crypto.
This disposition appeals to me anyway. No hope in this life only the next. As you were.
Bill visibly disgusted at the black man whos replaced Hank Hill. Nasty that.
Found a stinky girlfriend for SSM.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Garn off here x.
Despite daily showers, brushing her teeth and using perfume, she can't mask the smell and often chooses to stay at home to avoid subjecting others to it. The condition has had significant impacts on her life, preventing her from finding employment and even leading her to miss her cousin's funeral in 2023.
Can't get a job and yet the stinky foid is a mother. You can stink of piss and shit as a foid and still get laid.
Garn post here all night off trip x.
Let the sameseaning commence WAHEY
Get a life loser boy
Some big lad was bashing out lines at that boozer earlier and asked me if I wanted to buy a waggington but I fucked it off. Keeping right off that shit me.
That's rich coming from you kek.
Had to come back from the boozer in time for my curfew and scheduled nappy change at quarter past ten. Sniffed a line off some lad's big knob in the gents. Lush.
First woman I've bared my soul to in six years ghosted me. Ain't as painful as the times before, but it still stings. I'll never understand why they play along, claim they feel the same, then pull away the rug. This woman ain't your run of the mill neurotypical slut. Autistic, a virgin, hikikomori type. Good relationship with family though. Saw a future with her, and she claimed she saw one with me, and now I'm laying here with my dick in my hand wondering why I even bother. This will be the last time, I don't have the tenacity anymore.
TWO hhl? *rubs his eyes in disbelief*
A lot of sameseaning going on. Sad.
It's only recently I've realised Ponce is here literally 16 hours a day
It's only recently I've realised Ponce is here literally 16 hours a day
And yet here you are, to read it all, little lad
seasideMARK some one abused me this evening. Was I right or was I wrong Dee lads
SSM got in a spat with a white van men after telling him off for parking on zig zags.
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Am I repurtin? curse am not repurtin
already posted it lad above
Of course I am because I'm here 16 hours a day too. Maybe slightly out of sync but we probably share 10-12 hours a day here
Who is Ponce?
New friday night fred
fucking hell hes taken it down already
I'm alive, just playing a hearts of iron like game on roblox.