Why aren't you narried?

gave her my virginity

but she wasn't a virgin lol

Can't you fucking read?

Because it's not possible for us to marry. But we can still live like it

Its called minmaxxing

it's a lie, and a fantasy

you're not getting a virgin wife cuck

are.. are you so retarded you somehow can write but not read?

The problem is your attitude.

you forgot to mention you're a handsome dude with a high pay job (obvious if she's a SAHW)

I don't think God makes carbon copies. I met the one I was supposed to marry but no one told her so she's with someone else. It turns out those movies about her leaving the other guy aren't actually based in reality. I am literally not Ryan Gosling.

Story?
Greentext?
Why can't you narry?

What like Discord? I'm not trans btw.

My weekly budget is $1,600. I'm not that rich

Yeah and thats fine

$1,600

how about you kill yourself 1600 times

Okay boy who can't read

Let's just say it's not legal for us to be able to marry.

t. cuck

lmao

Loli or blood relative?
......or dog?

I can't reincarnate/be a Timelord.

Retard you can become a virgin again en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin

Second one, thanks be compared to the others.

I don't have an account because I can't come up with a name to use. For some reason I didn't have this problem with AIM 25 years ago.

holy lmao this thread just keeps on getting worse

Why not just use your old AIM name? If its taken, put some numbers

I just used a contraction of my first and last names for everything until it was revealed that's a Bad Idea. Why do you want to be my friend anyways? No one else does. I'm suspicious.

I want some friends my age who arent incredibly saccharine, someone who might like the same things as me and who wont get mad at me for being autistic and weird

I don't really like anything anymore. I used to like going to concerts but I just got back from one and I just stood there for 4 hours praying for a roof collapse.

You seem depressed but its okay I dont mind listening

I am married. This fall will be our tenth anniversary.

everyone i get with just abuses me

I am depressed. All I do is go to work, post here, and sleep. My life's over.

What do you do for a job?
Whats your schedule like?

Amazon warehouse wageslavery on night shift, like any good robot.

I understand why youre depressed!
I cant promise solutions and I cant promise youll even like me, but I can listen and I can be a friend to try to help you through the rough times.

Nothing's going to help me. Just waiting to die now.

You dont think it would help to have someone to talk to?

Based. Talk about her.

No. You're not her.

I dont know who that is but if you have a oneitis so bad its making you lose out on friendships, that is serious

Yes it's been a bad year. I'm hoping it's taking years off my life so it can end soon without me having to do anything.

I know its no consolation but I do really want to be friends but I understand you dont want that right now

I just don't know what else we'd ever talk about.

Hey if you wanna talk about your oneitis forever thats cool with me

For some reason I feel bad that you think you're missing out on something.
add acontinuingsourceofinspiration

Because i can't get married
No girl would eve4 marry a boy with personality of a fish