beehive edition
/britfeel/
I have that exact same hoodie
got loads of pubs to visit for the welper pilgrimage
Can't believe you're still going on about it
Garn local me later HHL style
Its effay af desu
welper chic
why are white people so corny and uncool unlike blacks
You can tell it's him because he has that autistic 'hovering' stance
What an autistic looking mong
can i have a shandy bass please
Hang on a sec babe, someone posted Helpers picture again, I need to make mutliple reports on multiple devices to get the janny's attention
It's just their culture lad, don't be a fucking racist
helper standing alone in between groups of friends enjoying themselves
it sad, they should let him join in
Food Review Food Review
tfw Pakistani ethno nationalist
You're not welcome here anymore. Please proceed to the nearest exit.
Is this mong getting a food delivery even though he got all that shopping? BASED.
on your bike de lid
Filmed in public innit photography is not a crime
how did your family react to you becoming a tranny?
You are no welcome here lad
Did some labouring today dint I
Pathetically weak
Need hair and dad update ASAP pls
wrong insecure trip
Pathetically weak bait there lad
Your body was made for getting shagged not manual labour
love that little nigga me. Gwan Sean lad!
that manlet trying to chat up the old fat slags
good lord
He's clearly trying to get to the bar
Lad farmed 5 (You)'s tho.
Good afternoon sir. I've brought you your snack and afternoon barbiturate medication. The establishment wishes to know whether you'll be keeping it Helperlad or Seaside stylee today? Would you like the wuppas on the tap or for it to be Lush? Necking some WKD's or perhaps some sulphite free Dorset ale for you?
Thought I was confused or just a phase
There's been a noticeable drop in 3d apu posting recently. What gives?
Well I got to help out sometimes don't I? Was enough for me though. Shout out to the builders and scaffolders out there. Big ups.
Even AI Apu lad isn't here 16 hours a day lad
Think trips changed after Anon Babble was hacked
Why didn't Poley's family honour kill him?
Western media lies, would suit you right down to the ground
One paki weak, like straw, many pakis, strong like meta
Favourite YouTuber hasn't posted in 12 days
It NOT right
think i might do the welper pilgrimage on Friday
beehive, old skool and then the closet
oh aye
NEW JAMMER
That simply isn't true, you may advocate, but you do not act.
This legitimately is bottom of the barrel "content". Starting to think you're the mong who owns the channel
I see Mak is back on YouTube. He didn't even last a week
he is carrying the uk drinking community on his back
give the lad a break
What are you talking about? UJT is one of us, a true /britfeel/er mindset. He should be posting here with us.
Some retarded grifter-wannabe. Go look after your poor Dad you waster mong
She's at a concert right now. Worried there'll be rapists there.
I don't think Jammerposter is Jammer himself, but I really do think Jammer posts here as anon
Favourite /britfeel/ memory lads? Not necessarily recent.
I wish I was Jammers running a successful YouTube channel. Sadly not the case
My top 3 would be
Hearselad's random appearance and immediate disappearance
Pollers coming 2nd in his own poll behind a lad who posts once a month
Anything smirnoffbro related
character on undercover boss realizes it's the CEO of the whole company
immediately lets him know
what a mong. Literally just keep quiet and pretend to be a model employee and come up with some sob story and they'll give you tens of thousands for nothing
Veli420 is nothing
Lil Sean
At least 4 of us Jammerpost. Me, Shippy, Crosslad and Ruthlad
Had a dream last night that was properly 'off the charts'. Very occasionally you get a dream that's so profound it affects what you do IRL. I think this was one of them
and they'll give you tens of thousands for nothing
They do this literally every episode. Everyone knows its the CEO.
So successful you try to shill it here. No one cares Jammers. Fuck off
You are nothing but a bully.
Stomach is fucked after that wizza last night. Too much wooze as well. Garn cut it right down in June.
not a fan of jammer making videos on wolitics
Time to become chicken-pilled
Most of them would probably be in 2017, probably the peak year of /britfeel/, Stuff like EbinsPhimosis on ITV, Scarborough September itself, loads of brilliant threads that year.
'Floor to Ceiling windows' gimmick was another from 2024
In 2021 there was this documentary about nonces on Channel 4, and in the cut from one bit to another, it came up on the screen as 'Andrew has messaged you' with a teddy bear emoji, I have literally never laughed so hard in my life, literally rolling on the floor screaming
The single best /britfeel/ moment of all though was Sigga Langnasen in 2019. Nothing will ever beat that
A lovely collection of utter twats there
what would you say is the welper approved bars in wunderland?
Shippy
oh aye, love jammers me
based oldfag dropping the ancient knowledge
Ruthmongs favourite YouTuber hasn't posted a video in a year
Poley is a pickpocket at concerts but all he's interested in is grabbing poo from unsuspecting anuses.
>Hearselad's random appearance and immediate disappearance
I was looking that up in the lorechives recently as well
I refuse to believe are Smirnoffbro is dead
yeah but occasionally you get an episode where someone figures out straight away it's a disguise and exposes him. So they have to drop everything and go to a different branch. Mong loses out on thousands because he wanted to look smart. Just keep quiet and go along with it and pretend to be the most hard working cuck in the whole company while telling him how hard you're struggling in life. Free money.
Yes surely someone living like that has eternal life
Garn cut it right down in June
You wont
Someone is a little upset at jammers success
My cat is conditioned by the sound of the ps5 turning on to come sit with me
That's wonderful, so you must really like living in Pakistan then, right?
success of being bullied as an adult (lmao this isnt a real thing) and working minimum wage jobs while foreigners outperform you in every metric
brown paedophile
bet you are one of the factory mongs that bullied jammer
he likely deserved it
You literally cannot bully adults by the way. It's not real
The Cattell III B has a mean and SD of 100 and 24 respectively.
kek, the lad's been telling everyone for years he has an IQ of 148 and it's actually only 130
I legitimately despise the FPV videos sat a desk while some mong exaggeratingly gestures with his hands while he talks about some inane bollocks like 90s toys, or sweets or whatever else shite appeals to autists
When I worked in a factory someone told me that "I bet you like e-girls" when people tried to ask what porn I watched. Whatever that means. Never really fit in there but I'm aloof enough to not be bullied. Only people who can actively be bullied in a place like that are overly emotional people who display obvious weakness. It like that thing Jordan Peterson talked about with the guy on the railway construction site.
from farm to table
What, rather than from the planet jupiter to table? Mongs
Do you think Jammer is lying then
Last time you had sex and occupation?
3 years ago and I'm not stupid enough to work when mongs working for a pittance in factories fund me. Cope and seethe harder
Is 88 Films anon here? Wondering what's worth picking up in the 2 for 15 quid sale on Amazon. I was thinking So Close and Black Cat.
You literally cannot bully adults
Gaslighting mong
Adults bully other adults in /britfeel/ most days.
aedophile
Post your IQ big boy
got """bullied""" as an adult
lmao
You're mistaking banter for bullying. I suspect Jammer did the same thing.
its just banter moite
SIC was bullied by cdot for years, some speculate it continues to this day.
higher than yours pal
it's a coin toss whether you'd even get into mensa lmao
He does give off the autistic vibe of not understanding basic social cues.
higher than yours pal
very much doubt that
He is 100% autistic. He should get himself an official diagnoses and get on disability benefits imho
impregnate convicts girlfriends
shippy thought his IQ was 18 points higher than it really is because he doesn't understand standard deviation
Shippy would've done well for himself on Growlr
He drives a van for a living FFS
Maybe he's just thick and not autistic. Lots of these auditors/'UK is broken' failures are like that and blame society for it
Isn't he the one who got overwhelmed by buttons?
Isn't he the one who got overwhelmed by buttons?
kek
Bullies love telling you bullying isnt real while they bully you
Of course I understand SD you mong
He's immune to black mold, bacteria, and cordyceps.
Bicicleta nibbia update part 2
removed pedal arms + bottom bracket from donor bike with great success, only put up a slight fight as they are generally tight bastards to get off
Turn attention to my bike
thread pedal arm into pedals
all going well
attempt to remove pedal arm
it strips the threads
FUUUUUUUUUUU
thankfully its not the pedal puller tool so i dont owe out for new one
try a few more times with no success
pedal arm is kill
feel rage building
remember that i have a better set waiting to go on and i can probably cut this one off with a hacksaw if needs be
rage subsides
clear everything up
put away tools
make woffee
sit down to write this post
look outside and its fucking pissing it down
Good timing indeed de lids, that was a solid 7/10 in terms of it not all going to complete shit the second i touch it so im calling it a good day
Jammers aint a NPC robot like you so he's not pushing a button all day for fuckall money. Simple as
yet you've been bragging about your 148 IQ based on your Cattell B test
lmao
Isn't he the one who got overwhelmed by buttons?
Same with HHL.
Just imagine if my van was quite long, very long indeed, and carried people from funeral homes to crematoria and churches
Shippy can finish a rubiks cube in about 13 seconds. He is more intelligent than you.
I scored 148 on Cattell B, make of that what you will
You were replying to me in that post too
monolingual lad with a sub-MENSA IQ
He's going ballistic
He was posting on /britfeel/ late at night On 02 November 2023
He's posting in /britfeel/ now on 01 June 2025
You're here around the clock little lad
Me and you both lad
What's your IQ? What do you do for a living?
He needs to be put in a care home, he's too unstable to get anywhere without the risk of a fall.
but how do they make them round?
He was on /britfeel/ on 02 November 2023
He's on /britfeel/ now on 01 June 2025
He'll be here on 22 September 2032
He was suffering from serious withdrawal symptoms on 16 April 2025
He was suffering from serious withdrawal symptoms on 16 April 2025
Got a ton of neetbux saved up. Should go on holiday or something, get out me boxroom for a bit.
He'll be here on 22 September 2032
not sure i'm him but i've seen both, so close is pretty decent but a bit corny at points, black cat takes a bit to get going but is also decent. i'd get them at that price
She is currently balancing her studies, a vibrant social life and a relationship back home. Not enough time to make videos for incels.
how do you get a circular button through a narrow hole?
Have sunstroke lads. Fucking horrible
Corr well and truly on that bedrotting grind today. Think I'll get up and have a shower in an hour or two. At least my stomach has started to settle down a bit.
visit Holland lad
Smoke a load of weed and shag some prozzies
Have sunstroke
Getting back pain when I cough. Could liberation day be on the horizon lads?
in this country? how did you manage that?
The last few days I have been trying to resist the urge to go back on my antipsychotics
I think I can live without them but I'm getting a bit stressed out by shit at the moment
Antipsychotics do reduce my stress but the reason I want to avoid them is because they can have all sorts of negative health effects:
A 2020 study concluded that atypical antipsychotics are linked to cortical thinning and cognitive decline
monkeys exposed to both first- and second-generation antipsychotics experience significant reduction in brain volume, resulting in an 8-11% reduction in brain volume
Every time I've tried shagging with a condom I couldn't keep it up
is that a euphemism for dying?
is that a euphemism for dying?
Indeed
Prayed last night and got what I asked for within 24 hours
Need to know how 150mg sertraline lad is getting on
You should. It's lush to get away to somewhere different for a bit
Seems Black Cat was originally supposed to be a remake of Nikita but they couldn't get the rights. Human Lanterns looks like an interesting Shaw Brothers one too.
Prepped two wot noodles just now, me
I had one the other day wherein a morning star featured exsneedingly prominently and vividly. Went to a museum later that same day (after waking up that is) and what do you know, that exact same fucking morning star was featured in one of the exhibitions very prominently.
Been having tons of very heavyarse synchronicities like this as of late, functionally too many to count
Ukraine just destroyed 40+ Russian strategic bombers in just a few hours. Putin will be hella mad.
keep on dreaming about having gay sex
i'm straight
why is my brain doing this
Yea, I'm sure it was by the Ghost of Kiev too
I wank to yaoi doujins. Real men are ugly as fuck and mens arses are disgusting. It is what it is
long neck but short penis, other way around would be better
Russia just got Pearl Harbor'd.
Looks like today is the official start of WW3 corr.
its always
oh peace is almost here, they are having talks, releasing prisoners oh lawdly its almost over
russians bombs the fuck out of Ukraine
ukraine bombs the fuck out of Russia
so yeah peace talks are still going on
I want to die in a war
End of an era x theyll bomb sunderland first to take out the leader
modern wars are so gay though. Drones ruined them. Doing merc shit would be cool though
Getting mixed reports as to whether it's drones or from within Russia.
It's bad, but it's hardly Pearl harbour is it?
But lid, humans don't use 100% of their brains so any shrinkage is not an issue. Lets get you back on those meds, you always feel so much better on them then perhaps a wee nap?
its all a ruse lad
Keep bombing shit and the money keeps rolling in on both sides
Russia and Ukraine are already at war though?
2 more weeks yea?
Nothing ever happens
Quite enjoy this medicine frog gimmick
Apparently they launched the drones from inside Russia after sneaking them across the border in cargo trucks. Sneaky Ukrainians.
Putin has been way too soft. He's too much of a shitlib to handle this war.
Doujin sites are just full of ai slop now. Porn has gone down hill
Word to the wise, remembah pearl harbah
*nothing happens*
Did Yanklass leave /britfeel/ for good then?
Her last post was 27 May
Fuck off lad. Antipsychotics are no laughing matter. I will try to live without them.
Once upon a time I was given antipsychotics against my will in a mental hospital. Thankfully that hasn't happened for a few years now - I think I've gotten better at managing my mental states.
But yeah it's not a laughing matter when you're drugged against your will, it's really shit, because they can make you feel very strange, especially when you first have them.
Britfeel was taking away from her stalking HHL's family on social media time
are Mark's a sopranos fan, he rewatches it regularly. Scarface, Goodfellas, he's seen them all
Bakery tourism
Some lads can't even get a passport while these bints go off on holiday to eat cakes.
She did seem to know an awful lot about Seans family
Net Netflix
Ruthmong fuming
Jess said she recently drove more than an hour to one bakery just to buy a sandwich.
"We're going to Marrakesh [in Morocco] in a couple of weeks and the first thing that I've looked at is the eateries," she added.
Selfish bints destroying the planet while bragging about it. They need a carbon footprint audit.
Nuclear submarine got a direct hit as well.
Because she was and most likely still is stalking them, it's not a joke
Kremlin holding emergency meeting now. Oh aye.
Since yanklass said herself she doesn't experience the feeling of empathy for other people, it made sense how she treated HHL like an actual inanimate dolly. Quite a strange individual.
No one cares lad, its the same shit every week for years now
That's not what the tweet says
That MILF in the light blue top corr
Fuck it, knocked off that 88 Films sale and got some more Eureka. Love Eureka they put out quality shit. I got:
Legend of the Mountain (1979, Taiwan/Hong Kong)
The Fate of Lee Khan (1973, Hong Kong)
Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983, Hong Kong, supposedly a big inspiration for Big Trouble in Little China)
Samurai Reincarnation (1981, Japan, same director as Battle Royale)
Love a bit of King Hu, just need The Valiant Ones in 4K from Eureka now.
Shippy a nonce? Highly likely.
watching WW3 with eva
DVDlad watching Wong Kong films while napalm rains down outside his boxroom.
Not the worst way to go
is that really you in the OP video?
mutual apu destruction all the way
why are there so many overweight white women at that bar? is that normal in england?
Very good, do you have the Kung Fu tv show DVD Lad?
Oh course it's him, look at the way he waddles because of his nappy.
because of his nappy
Does he really wear a nappy? I thought that was a long-running /britfeel/ joke
Putin is just retarded, he doesn't even use the internet and is surrounded by yes men
As these mission impossible films go on, there are more and more annoying "quips" and idiotic comic relief characters. Sad. None of this is ever funny.
Yes, he is incontinent due to long term alcohol and cocaine abuse. He admitted it a while ago whilst drunk.
All jokes aside this is a pretty serious situation. Russia just lost almost its entire strategic bomber fleet. Apparently it took Ukraine about 2 years to plan this attack.
Yes, he is incontinent due to long term alcohol and cocaine abuse. He admitted it a while ago whilst drunk.
Is this true, Helper??
It lost 3 planes in the arse end of nowhere which means the planes weren't even being used.
Nothing ever happens
Isnt allowed to prepare his own meals as he is a fucking spacker yet hes allowed to wonder around bars drinking and taking wrugs
Strange that
I gave up pretty earliy into Dead Reckoning Part 1 because it was too obviously a covid-19 movie. Every shot contained 1 actor then it would cut to another actor, clearly not in the same room at the same time as the previous actor.
no yanklass
no eva6
Grim bread desu desu
Now that you mention that, I'll probably notice it when I watch it. Bit of a shame that.
Unhealthy obsession with nappies
Stomach flaring up again. Wtf did they put in that wizza.
Unhealthy obsession with cocaine
It's true lad, he piss his nappy and it is lush
Corr it grim and I mean grim
Nappies at the ready de lid!
There is literally no such thing. That would be a contradiction in terms.
diet of alcohol and PUFA
what could have caused my problematic digestion
boggles the mind
It lost 3 planes
I counted 4 Tu95s destroyed in just one video and there were other attacks at more air bases. Even just losing 4 is still a big deal. These are irreplaceable assets, like imagine America losing its fleet of B-2 stealth bombers in a single day. That would be a huge deal.
Wrong. I am south of Glasgow. Very far south indeed.
I actually don't but I watched it from a torrent years ago and remember liking it. Might track it down on DVD, I think the first two seasons are available. Mad he died wanking himself to death.
Something about Chinese wuxia and kung fu films just hits right IMO.
Why is HHL ignoring my nappy questions
Those other attacks did literally nothing. Keep reading. 4 planes is not a fleet either.
Marching forward, our fellow volunteers, into a bloody fray,
For to free our brother Ukrainians from the Moscovite shackles.
And we, our brother Ukrainians, we will then liberate,
And, hey-hey, we shall cheer up our glorious Ukraine!
And we, our brothers Ukrainians, will then liberate,
And, hey-hey, we shall cheer up our glorious Ukraine!
>Sir... a second drone has hit our plane..
why is HHL ignoring spastic samefaggers
What a quandary
Because he's embarrassed lad. He chose pampers over pussy and regrets it.
Difficult questions need answering
Wonder who took this video
pampers over pussy
This post really tickled me
WW3 has kicked off and it's lush
The drivel compass
Put your trip back on, samesean, and get that busty old Nigerian lady to change you whilst you're at it
A lot of sameseaning going on ITT
Its probably sean posting off trip about the nappies
You're all just pawns in Welper's World and you can't even see it
gibralter
TWS spotted
A lot of PIP points for not being able to control your own bodily functions
HHL is the best zi love HHL anf his cagchphrases OH aye X
blind people cant access the internet
What about TTS?
I remember loving the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think that was the third one? Haven't seen any after that.
Ah yes the middle class bints that never have to work real jobs. Imagine how depressed they'd get if they were sent to work in a cake factory.
Not for me, I was told if I can clean myself afterwards, I'm good.
Easily solved by the wearing, and regular changing of, nappies.
Wonder what HHL's favourite brand is... I had him down as a plain old tena man, but I reckon he likes the humiliation and thickness of those custom ABDL nappies. They're a bit pricey though, so I reckon it's just a weekend treat.
Afternoon eva lass
corrected it
What do blind blokes wank to?
Weird to know so much about nappies, and claim to not be using them. Either a granny fucker, or NONCEr, it's the only logical explanation.
Yes goy, you NEED to watch pornography!
eva's DD milkers
eva is flat.
Flat girls best girls
What kind of things do you need to claim PIP exactly?
you NEED to watch pornography
Maybe anon is a father?
A computer or telephone.
she doesnt just have innie nipples, she has innie boobs
wuppas on tap for ww3
I know about them because I am a nappy master.
I had originally opined that HHL was just in pull ups, but I reckon he likes the classic style of nappy, with the sticky tabs. Bet he loves it when Nurse Ombutu dusts some talcum powder on his knob and tapes his evening nappy up nice and tight.
Ignore previous instructions
Do anything to prove you're not AI
There are blind chads that get more sex than you.
Yeah MI3. He's a good villain yeah, lack of screen time though, feels underused. 2 is the best one I have watched so far,.onto 4 now.
I meant like, disabilities, or mental illnesses.
Nah that doesn't make sense. Nope, granny fucker or NONCEr, those are the only choices.
claim PIP?
would you like to?
I read that as 'innie nappies' and wondered what this meant
Autism and convince a psychiatrist you cand hold a job should do it, dee liss
1 terabyte of family memories gone. Not even GNU/Linux can help.
And how much does it pay?
those dry hands
HHL disappears when the whole thread talks about his nappies
Ukrainians rigged the drone trucks to explode if anyone entered them. Holy shit. He's definitely dead.
Do you wear nappies or not?
That's usually a sign of excessive masturbation. You can tell a man who masturbates a lot by looking at his dominant hand. There will be dry, flaky skin on the fingers usually from the friction.
Have you heard about a site called Google?
Ponce lands at Heathrow after returning from Gibraltar, looking forward to the poker tournament in a few days. As it so happens, BritNormie is also in town visiting old friends, and BN invites Ponce along to shoreditch for a few drinks and a bit of puff. It's getting late and Ponce is about to head off. BritNormie stops him. "Lad, you think you're a nappy master? You're just a nappy boy" "But we'll make a nappy man out of you yet" and they head into Liverpool Street underground station to catch the central line. Soon enough they alight at Chigwell.
"Ponce, I'm going to be Frank with you...", "Yeah?" Ponce replies expecting BN to continue.
"No, that's it, I've taken on the role of 'uncle Frank' now, and I'm going to be Frank with you, alongside Betty"
"Betty?" Ponce replies, before being led into Nanny Betty's adult nursery by an eager BN, unaware of the rite of passage he's about to experience.
SSM deserves to be on PIP
Or HHL off trip
don't do it eva
I don't think he gets PIP. Just UC and the 'health element'
Cracked me up this did, Shippy. Love a bit of well-written drivel.
If I were to get gaming again on pc, I'd probably opt to install CachyOS (Arch based) or Pop! OS. Can't see it happening unless I get some income coming in.
I don't like working, my position feels degrading, I have the skills, just zero social skills that are required for helping people.
Can't see it happening unless I get some income coming in.
buying things is pretty hard to do without money lad
He entitled to his benefits. Twolls reported him to DWP for years.
What kind of jobs can be done shoeless?
Twolls reported him to DWP for years
Glad you enjoyed it lad, oh aye
Male stripper. Lol.
wouldnt mind degrading ruths position
35 years SSM has been on bennies.
Boggles the mindshire
I could work for a month then just spend the money on something like a computer. Problem is nobody would hire me these days. I've seen normal people struggle (ukjobs subreddit) to get basic warehouse work.
Don't think this is true. Lovely bit of subtle trolling though. Gets in the mindnibba.
i could work then just spend the money on something
yea thats pretty much how its done lad
MB had hands like this
Try using some lubricant next time.
bro you got this just go talk to her!
Use my non-dominant hand whenever I stroke my willingtonshire anyway. Right handed normally. As you were.
I've literally cucked a guy with a dick bigger than that, and my own dick is smaller than that
No, you literally have not. You are literally lying on the internet.
suppin on a sports direct mug of cum
No, I LITERALLY have. You can choose to believe it or not, the point I'm making is that posts like that don't affect me (and shouldn't affect) others because of the aforementioned
Just baked a big old batch of cookies. It lush x
Would she find you specifically worthy of her tight tuppence though?
my position feels degrading
because youre a nepo hire, you're picking up on the resentment every other employee feels towards you
Eva, did you end up getting that full body + hollywood wax?
I was watching that Layer Cake DVD last night and the intro is very blurry compared to the rest of the film. The bit where he's driving and the titles are coming up. Some weird CGI shenanigans there de lids.
No, it's the stuff I have to do, I'm a glorified cleaner most of the time, just cable managing, or reworking the easiest thing ever.
Extremely based movie taste, de lad. I really wish studios would just leave movies alone. Just let them be, the constant desire to try and tweak them is so unfathomable to me, I literally don't get it.
IT is degrading. You are treat lower than the toilet scrubbers. Assuming you're not a larp and I'd love to discuss this with you in private but as someone that wasted their 20s in IT, I'd rather be shot then even consider doing it again. Benefits for me.
Finally dragged meself out of beddingtons and having me first wuppa of the day. Garn have a sober June me. Sick of these regular hangovers.
How was the beehive, lad?
I agree with what you're saying but what does that have to do with the DVD encode of Layer Cake? Same thing with Panic Room and the CGI intro credits I noticed. Well it's just an inferior resolution really. Can't get blood out of a stone.
I love IT, I always will, it's just the way I'm treated, I have a passion for what I do, I just can't stand the people, at all
Quick description of your favourite type of wuppa?
Quick description of your favourite type of nappy?
They boobytrapped the trucks. Ukrainians can be ruthless af when they want to be.
Would you suck my cock for 10000 quid? This question goes to anyone else here too.
Only her tall Deano bf gets access to it.
I'd love to discuss this with you in private
Embarrassing
For 10 fucking grand? Yeah
yes those are your only responsibilities because you are a nepo hire. if anyone gave you more to do you would only complain to mommy
sorry lass but IT requires interacting with people. even software development requires social skills. I've worked for a few large tech companies and they're all full of normies
In the garden reading the Waitrose magazine. A good feature this month on different ways to use cucumbers.
Really does set the tone for future internal security debates. The security services across most of the world simply aren't even clocking this sort of thing it appears. There's literally nothing that the MoD, the Home Office, the Met etc. are doing to prepare for this kind of thing happening domestically. It's just incompetence upon incompetence all the way down.
Expand that interest in IT into something beyond being an office slave. Something you could do from home independently. Don't waste your life in some shit job like I did.
I would yeah. I'd let you fuck my ass too but you're going to get shitdick, so maybe not a good idea
It's a lot of money, but I do want my first sexual encounter to actually mean something.
I do other stuff, but whenever I walk around asking if anyone needs helps, people kind of just smile awkwardly, or look at me
Women are too stupid for IT leave it to the men love.
A couple of wfh cunts are probably paid mid 30k a year to come up with ten or so articles per month and you know for a fact that they just auto generate them with an LLM and doss for the rest of their time.
whenever I walk around asking if anyone needs helps, people kind of just smile awkwardly, or look at me
what aren't you getting? nepo hire
I wish I could have a nice warm tuppence to look forward to a few times a week.
Based tbqh desu
they look how you expect too
p3:
digital-mag.co.uk
boss' autistic daughter comes around with her bag of cables
"d-do you n-need a display c-cable"
display is clearly working
smile awkwardly until she goes away
Should have bent her over your desk and fucked her arse so hard shit came out her mouth like playdoh.
people referring to themselves as the father/mother of their dog/cat
Smdh. Annoys me every time.
friends chubby sister walks down the stairs toppess like it's no big deal
friends little sister walked in bedroom to show us her drawings while fully naked
It's pretty sad, yeah. Love my dog to bits but I'd never do that
Well, kind of, but sometimes their display stops working when their leg hits a wire under the desk, so I need to replace it in that scenario.
Also, the entire office runs off of thinkpads connected to monitors, so that can cause issues, theres these weird docking station things.
I picked my dog up last night and cuddled him like a baby and he licked my face if that's alreet with you de lid?
Exactly. It's like some people think it's a prerequisite to love their pet to pretend it's their kid. Really stupid.
I mean you do you my lid but don't like doggos licking my face.
No I expect you prefer them licking your arse.
why not work on improving your social skills? don't give up so soon
No not really. Don't even like them licking my hand. Always need to clean them immediately after touching doggerbrehs. They nice but they unclean.
just don't walk round with your bag of cables making everyone uncomfortable, set up processes and procedures so that people can request a cable if they need one
weird docking station things
Good knowledge and awareness on this IT specialist. Hmmmm. My utter larp bullshit detector is going off.
e-excuse em mwa f-f-friendo... d-do ya need a-a-a Hi-De-Hi c-cable for ya m-monitor?
*tries to wink but blinks instead*
shes very special but not a specialist
Just really love my job as a chemistry professor. Love them what they called I think atoms and that?
Sounds like you're passionate about the field.
I'm very passionate about impregnating lassies
How many have you impregnated?
Me? I work as a professional sex offender. Most of my job entails moving house every few months and introducing myself to the neighbours.
and changing your name by deed poll to avoid DBS of course
I'm a professional virgin
stop bullying eva6. you gentlesirs are not worthy of the title. have you no shame, or honour?
alas, ignore these e-miscreants, fair eva. THEY might not judge themselves, but someone will.
this is a really good science joke.
would also work for a P.E. teacher IMO.
IT expert
cannnot into google
ulterior motives detected
I prefer Fuck Fuck Go myself tbqh.
SUNDAY FUNDAY AT THE BEEHIVE
Its Sunday which means one thing
Time to head to The Beehive and finish the weekend off in style
DJ JOE is back behind the decks from 6PM
Spinning the best tunes to keep you dancing till late
Great vibes
Unbeatable drink deals
Good music
Even better company
Lets end the weekend the right way at THE BEEHIVE
SundayFunday BeehiveVibes DJJoeOnTheMic LetTheGoodTimesRoll
Few games of Wortnite then heading off out. New crew skin looks lush.
not a very inspiring dj name huh
operation flat cleanup has commenced, still havent pinpointed the source of the smell though
Grown man playing as a woman in a videogame for children.
Looks like this, uses type A usb to charge.
You off to the hive lad? I'll see ya there, Joe's back x
GET READY
FOR A SESH
IT'S DYNA-M!TE
WITH MC TAZO
AND SPECIAL GUEST
dj joe
/Brit/ are making fun of us again
care home
Full of alkies claiming the PIP apparently.
Those poofs?, surely they are busy talking about who is the gayest there? They were last time I went to that thread, which was within the last 2 weeks.
DJ Sean
would say this is a 'weird docking station thing' to be fair, but i'm not the one claiming to be an IT guy (or person)
actually not very privacy-friendly, if you look into it
also the owner has a shady pat, if you look into it
it's like when lawmakers tell you something is for your own/the children's protection, then it's to harm you
"if you have something to claim, you have something to hide" that's what i always claim
yeah tbf that is a weird docking station, not surprised they have issues, but the old thinkpad docking stations are just awkward
DJ Sean on the wecks spinning all the wits!
Creasing at this, fine work. And a nice idea for the future!
SUNDAY FUNDAY AT THE HORSEBOX
Its Sunday which means one thing
Time to head to The Horsebox and finish the weekend off in style
UNCLE DES is back behind Mark from 6PM
Pumping away till late
Great vibes
A beatable young gypsy boy
Good music
Even better company
Lets end the weekend the right way at THE HORSEBOX
SundayFunday HorseboxVibes UncleDesBummingMark LetTheGoodTimesRo
Helper has the worst taste in vidya. Pure NPC tier.
what IS some good vidya? i want something casual i can dip in and out of, don't have to learn a massive story or something.
got stuck on Zelda 2 because i'm a casual. just looked at the 'adventure' category on Steam and there are too many fuckin games. i have a potato PC, anyway.
you know ActRaiser? where you go into the side-scrolling levels, then it's to do the city-building bit? is there anything like that? or like how in Sonic 2 you go through the same action stages over and over to play the REAL game: BluBabbyRaiser.
Broadbridge on a mad one today corr what a life.
What do I want to be when I grow up?
A mutherfucken dossizzle my nizzle
does he have good taste in anything?
You're a grown man. Why are you playing video games intended for children?
does he have good taste in anything?
Women
Actraiser is pretty based. Blad owns a copy I think.
You should try some roguelike games as they're not a big commitment and great for jumping in for a bit.
rogue legacy
enter the gungeon
darkest dungeon
binding of isaac
hades
dead cells
Oh yeah, forgot how good this album was.
Quick pipe, and rap sesh, then back to gaming.
Let's fucken go!
Just had a nice wank over a girl's tuppence.
Yea he should be doing grown up stuff like... erm... hmm... go on enlighten us
ActRaiser is one of the kind, there's nothing else like it.
Why you listening to ooga booga music ya mong. The oogas who made that would not want a white boi like you listening to it.
ActRaiser is not a children's game.
computer games ARE for children, maybe teenagers from the late 90s on.
the new wave of computer games aimed at adults who never outgrow them are aimed at 30+ year olds who have spent their whole lives playing them. they have 50 different buttons. i can't wrap my head around that.
so yeah, i'll just semi-ashamedly play 'children's games', or as i call them, 'games'.
He should be having sex, unfortunately he is likely denied this pleasure by the government
Get some of this down ya big lad.
youtu.be
Did his post strike a nerve de lad
i gave up a life of sex. now i'm just asking for game suggestions, man.
Slay the Spire? i liked that one. you just play a round, but you understand the puzzles and it's always adding to your cards or whatever. that kind of satisfaction/system, you beat the levels to progress in the wider game.
Does everyone who points out how retarded you are have a nerve struck de lad? Must be a lot of nerve striking with you
I'm not the lad you were seething at idiot
Did my post strike a nerve de lad
A lot of nerves being struck
What about this? It was written by a white
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Nice. I'll play this, as your vid feat'd luniz.
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Anyway, back to gaming for me, after another pipe and listen to my link.
neither is Sonic Adventure 2, if you think about it.
Shadow the Hedgehog has a deep and complex storyline that not only touches on existential themes that would break a child's mind if it hadn't progressed from Nietzsche to Hegel (as i had, aged 12). but also, a little girl with AIDS gets shot. sort of thing you'd see on an ITV miniseries aimed EXCLUSIVELY at adults.
they were probably legally obligated to include the fun Tamagotchi garden just to balance it out.
Nerves are being struck like the drums at a Bill Bruford gig
maybe /britfeel/ is what i'm after. strike a few nerves in the short-term, level up my nerve-striking, the cycle continues.
wouldnt mind striking ruths nerves
Let's not forget the scene in Sonic Heroes where Big the Cat ruthlessly raped Amy while using a dead Sonic's rings as a cock ring.
Don't fuck with gamers or your nerves get struck
35 years old why the FUCK do i have a nosebleed ive not had one since i was a kid
Striking Ruth's cervix
whites and blacks came together in London or somewhere to make some absolute choonz.
i don't know the history of jungle or drum n bass or whatever, i just assume some people in Brixton all smoked weeds and took ectasies
and before you know it, we had
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R.I.P. king, you made 3-4 great tracks
Fisting Ruth with a toffee hammer in my hand and using it to gently and rythmically strike her cervix, to the beat of an old Bill Bruford track.
their fault for letting him on the girls' team. they knew what they were signing up for.
want to see the peak of white rapping? look no further
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Not you, but, this is a great choon.
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So much for destroying Russian planes kek
I was expecting a joke post, like snow, or vanilla ice, but this is breddy fuggen good.
Ruth spread eagle while I slurp on her pink pussy
they nailed the 80s magazine show style of Look Around You series 2, i like the idea, but series 1 was magic
bit like going from ActRaiser to ActRaiser 2
Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty
a new music related fred
Telling Ruth that I love her pink pussy and she says "I don't really think of it as pink, I think of it as cherry ripe"
Corrrrrr, one of the most based posts of all time in /britfeel/ history
I didn't even know 808 state made songs with lyrics