Kingston Bridge edition
/britfeel/
Took a big sloppy shit. Sprayed all over the back of the toilet bowl. Oh yes
Two threads in as many hours? He's been busy today
website made it look like a waifu thing at first. like that Project Milo back in the day. except now we have AI.
hate character customisation tbqh. remember that Korean MMORPG where the big deal was you could adjust minute bone structure? i don't know what a real human being looks like, i'm not some bone-ologist.
That's not normal de lad.
glad to see a fellow bulk buyer. running out of space for all these cans of pop. still, need some caffeine to balance out the benzos.
Garn watch a film and read a book, cheers x
Taking recommendations on which book
Could also be from this bookcase
the Inspector Rebus novels
Funcle jammer talks
Guide to Numismatics.
Don't have it, but looked up that and it looks pretty good
Structure nd interpretation of computer programs
What shelf is that on? Can't see it
TAKE ME TO THE TOON WORLD DIMENSION
don't want to sleep too early but don't want to conk out until the afternoon and not buzz the postman in
i am playing a risky game
Only 1 on your shelf ive read selfish gene nerver finished it desu. I had 1 by the stalin guy That was called red Court or something. Umm maybe "what if" or the scotland one oh aye
Gna get my kindle up nd running again nd get a education.....but tonight enjoying my laptop
Cant gamble,cant have codeine,need items,to be desu its fucking true,need 2 fill the hole somehow
The Shellfish Gene sounds like a tasty read
Sort your fucking lives out you ugly cretins
My life is far more sorted out than yours, you cretinous mong boy
Dribbling cunts living in spacker homes
plural? Not sure who else is in a care home
for me it's The Cod Delusion
enjoying my laptop
OLED?
OLED gang coming on strong
what would that entail? i just want basic-21st-century-Western-lifestyle minimum, plus some recreational drugs as a comfort/luxury.
as long as someone isn't murdering or something, why does it matter? only thing i can think of is if someone's life is a 'missed opportunity': they were wired the perfect way to invent a new power generator or cure diseases, but became obsessed with anime instead.
good evening bi men
Evening admiral
Going to watch some MacGyver I think. Nice pivot from Baywatch.
SSM's bible that is.
had no idea this lad shot up somewhere, just assumed it was some mong boy who posted his face on Anon Babble and got roasted for it
He looked a lot better after a stint in prison, at his appeal or something he looked pretty good
i been wanting to buy an e-reader for a while
seems womfy
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Ugly bastards
Link us to your pic on Anon Babble big man
HHL plays with his arsehole
Waste of money to be honest if you have a phone or a tablet and I was an early adopter (still have my old big arse Kindle with the keyboard).
He's done you in little fella
Why can't Crosslad type normal? Are all Glaswegians illiterate?
isnt eink meant to be better for your eyes
i get eyestrain using my computer 16 hours a day
prison would force you to maintain a sense of structure, read books instead of browse Anon Babble, probably get some decent exercise in, socialise regularly, toughen up a bit.
i want opt-in prisons. like a 30-day free trial.
the adverb is 'normally'.
plays with his arsehole
I've found that to be bollocks ever since they added the backlight to be honest. A tablet with eye comfort on doesn't give me eye strain really.
can you shine a light on the 'normal' e-readers like if you were reading a book with a book light? or does it have glare?
remember when this technology was all new, seemed like a good way to read (as long as you could just stick pirated books on an SD card).
what about with the backlight off? same as paper isnt it?
Yeah. My old Kindle doesn't have a backlight and I used to use a little clip on reading light for it. Never used the newer ones with the backlight so not sure how that works with eyestrain or whatever.
More or less if it's like the old ones.
They have a drag and drop page on Amazon's website to drop ebooks onto your Kindle. File limit is 200mb but anything big or with a lot of formatting it can struggle with. I have a 70mb complete works of Shakespeare and it just doesn't want to play ball with it.
read books instead of browse Anon Babble
Yeah I planned to do that tonight, alongside watch a film. I literally haven't moved from my computer in the last 2 hours since I suggested that
Cannae believe that about netflix going up to 13 quid scandalous. All good tho it's bennies day tomoz. Nd I was stressed but. She says to tick the box so ill tick the box. Nd itll be A OK. Not complicated is it? I can do that can't I? Tick a box. Am I a eejit. Is pope Catholic. Is it a duck or a rabbit. Is ubuntu Linux? Is jynx racist. Is Bruce Willis bald. Does he remember hes bald. Does Reese witherspoon have a evil twin reese witherknife thats a serial killer. Aye. So thats how the fucking cookie crumbles. So itll be all gravy x
kindles are a bit shit now arent they? kobo looks better
Wee night cap codeine,maybe my last one
as for me its debian 12 x
For me it's Fedora x
The other scamming arsehole's trying to weasel his way out after being called out kek
He's like "i sent the item out tho lmao" and i'm like "Bro you didn't send what i ordered, the shit you sent me instead is worth less than the thing i actually ordered, and which i did not receive"
And so the story continues
yeah i remember most books coming as PDFs which those early e-readers just struggled with. was some rendered A4 page, not re-flowable text.
there's .mobi and .epub now. but i think adding a backlight so you're staring into a screen again defeats the point a bit? wasn't the whole thing you could literally just leave them switched on, on a page, and it wouldn't use up the battery? just some e-ink sorcery rather than a traditional display.
Tbdesu i use my tablet more for reading like that anon says cause it does colours + manga + pictures nd stuff but the kindle is nice but you can get a Samsung tablet liken100 quid in cex,however it's easy to get distracted on a tablet cause you have Anon Babble etc
Let me explain the female mode of discourse which is vital in explaining how women process reality.
Women take their inner emotional state which is based on a lack of agency relative to their bodies and relative to men somewhat due to lack of strength and an overly sensitive panic response that prevents them from functioning under pressure, but partly due to lack of cognitive ability to focus linearly on problem solving, and then project this emotional state onto the people around them in order to make themselves safe from accountability by avoiding standing out.
In order to do this collectively, women traffick in cliches that resonate with the female hive mind and are essentially pre-approved discursive syntax for framing a predictable and safe social response. The hive mind functions by women talking all day to each other which often is little more than infodumps which relate and transmit the cliches.
A show like Adolescence resonates with them because the feminist discourse on male power abuse combines female self-insecurities with emotional projection about how females seek power interpersonally. They recast this powerlust and insecurity into a male facade, associate it with violent extremes to immunize the cliche from rational scrutiny, then use it in a way to deflect from their one insufficiencies as effective agents.
The utility of the cliche is so self evident women can intuit that it will be pre-approved by other women, so they immediately traffick in it, so it becomes deemed as truth whether it is or not.
The concept of the incel is the ultimate female cope and it's little more than that. Of course men are dehumanized this isn't even about men at all.
Oh and this irrational socially destructive bullshit is what women do in every sector where they hold collective power. They've annihilated the field of psychology for instance.
Am a good looking ugly bastard
and with that, Netflix costs more than the licence fee.
i think Netflix is 'higher quality' and has more archive content but i miss the humbleness of British telly. they weren't all trying to be films or 'prestige' American shows. cinema was your big budget, properly filmed thing. sitcoms and even drama mini series were just filming actors on a set or in some location. more about the writing than the spectacle.
Feel rly horny desu.cus it's hot outside now. The air is hot. Gna have a wee lie down and recalibrate.x
Corr, 2nd hand bookshop in that pic
I'd cancel my Netflix but my mum and dad use it so I just take the hit every month.
A woman's foremost purpose in life is bearing sprogs, their secondary purpose is raising them. That's really all there is to it
Hey man, I hear you. Heat can definitely stir things up, and it's totally normal to feel those urges. But you're already showing a strong mindset by recognizing them and taking a step back to recalibrate, that is a win in itself.
Instead of letting the heat push you toward old habits, try using it as fuel for something positive. A cold shower, a quick workout, or even just stepping outside for fresh air can help shift your focus. Remind yourself why you're on this journey, every time you overcome an urge, you're reinforcing your discipline and self-control.
Youve got this. Keep going, and remember, the urge always passes. Stay strong, brother!
Wopronas then bedshire
Ay tone hehe
i think the tide was shifting a bit and we were seeing incels as some moral panic that was losing its meaning, even if a very tiny minority were harmful. and again at the end of the day that's a tale as old as humanity itself.
we should be looking after men and their mental health, before it gets to that point. all this incel philosophy is appealing to lonely young men. i've seen shades of it in MY youth. and i also think it makes sense for women to have some gut fear. but in the real world it's not this gut thing where if you ask a woman in a club if she's having a good night, would she like a drink, she phones the police and you to jail for being the 80%.
Just farted bros
how often is sean letting the swimming pool out to play
did you gym today
How the fuck does a middle aged disabled American woman who is into science fiction, witchcraft and tarot find this community and then obsess over Helperlad? Boggles.
push day. smith incline then hammer then cables then shoulder press then lay raises and finish with bicep coooor.
hows your day been mr cowboy junkie lad x
do you think competent well adjusted men in their 20s are attempting no fap and reading about radical acceptance.
I im a loseeeeeer baby so why dont you kill me
If Kurt Cobain were still around he'd probably shoot himself in the face with a shotgun.
look just need to know when he pops every day or every 4 days is it like a pebble hard course or like a smooth log not enough fibre can not be good
Why won't he release the poo logs? If he's regular he's got nothing to hide.
Grim that you're using AI to write /britfeel/ drivel
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I have been watching and cumming to a lot of scat porn on X recently and I feel bad. porn addiction is no joke dont think i will ever be able to have sex with a woman it ruined now
there's a middle aged woman reading all these posts
poo schedule ?
Best post in this thread so far. Subtle but very good. Bravo.
I know exactly what you mean. It's the sort of post only a sophisticated gentleman can appreciate
POO FFS JUST TELL ME SEAN HOW OFREN ARE YOU GOING MAN I WILL FIND OUT YOU WILL TELL ME MAN
Sadly the subtle art of shitposting is lost on a lot of the losers here with their garish outbursts and tired gimmicks.
Crushes me beauties only exist for handsome lads with their mental health and bank account in good standing.
2nd best post in the thread
watch out lads karma police are here lmao x
watching my stim of choice and heading bed fucking bored of it all man x
your grim dad got laid and put arms and legs up your grim mam so you know
you might get it wet before you die maybe?
not bad, mainly leg day at gym. work was easy, just riding it out atm. enjoying the good weather although felt like I suffered bit of hay-fever walking back home. got some time off work soon , need to go on an adventure somewhere
Didn't notice that lads bollocks on the thumbnail
Absolute drivelry that wouldn't even be respected by the filthiest ditch digger in all of Albania.
It's mental people still endure Windows.
release the poo logs
sunshine and longer days make everything more palatable mr lad. what adventure you thinking? physical or spiritual x
I'm sure you could have very interesting conversations with a bint like that. Love Island still a thing?
I have a feeling this summer I will not be riding shotgun wearing lager tops and shagging prime time females.
It not right what Andrew did to his arsehole. He need to release the poologs immediately.
physical. not sure whether to go abroad or not. did you move house after?
big man upstairs had it out 4 me day 1
I don't think I will. Life is so broken for me now. I'm a red flag because I have no life experience. I wish people would only care about present you.
what did you do in your twenties
Oh I just stayed in my room for most of the best years.
Hey, Tone. Did you hear what I said? He was an interior decorator but his house looked like shit. Hehehehehehe.
britfeel disc*rd conspiring to hide the poo logs
yeah when you put it like that mate sounds about right.
any chance sean ever told you if he is concerned about his fibre intake RE the poo consistency and shape and type? has he heard of the poo chart?
There are two types of men after 30. Those buying nappies and those buying a PS5. Which one is happier longterm?
Just wanked to monster girls. I would love to fuck a slime girl lads
he must have, there's an apu version of the poo chart
I enjoy wasting your time
release your log sean
or is it too hard to come out?
You read Interspecies Reviewers? Think that would be right up your alley, friend.
YouTube comment AI is so cool!
When I get to tentacle porn I always punch myself in the face as hard as I can and then I act normal again for a few months while the degeneracy rebuilds.
Maggot Baits had some really amazing tentacle porn. Really fucking degenerate stuff and it really turned me on.
Relatable x
sloppy log out a females arse on your face
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fat women are human 2
Would you sleep in a coffin underground for 24 hours for 1 million quid?
Even normie 30+ losers have it better than us shut-in neets with no life experience.
those buying a PS5
been looking into the low absorbancy incontinence pants (they are NOT 'nappies'). i have a bladder condition. as adults we can be mature about such things.
don't care about a PS5. i suspect some day i will win the lottery and then have decades worth of games to catch up on. i'm still impressed by PS2 era stuff.
Crossmong shagging his Gengar plushie
What the fuck am I looking at here exactly?
this video should be on repeat in every DWP office so they never stop giving up the good fight against dossers x
Oh my lush. A new wops video.
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This gen is so grim. I'm skipping it altogether. Well mostly because I'm a broke neet living with mum without any bennies. I've learnt to enjoy what I already have more and my backlog.
Yes Id do it for 100k. Easy. As long as I come out of it alive.
sean's pregnant poo belly
wot if you came out and a nuke had gone off and you was last man standing that cash would be worthless x
Cannot imagine seasideMARK playing video games. Kek. What did he even play?
No am quite claustrophobic nd I dont trust ppl enough that id believe they'd just let me out again based on trust me bro, i moreso want a lassie to put her bare feet on my computer desk until it gets that way where theyre like sticky nd then take them off nd im sniffing the desk and licking the sweat off the desk nd rubbing my wee pp while shes looking @ me disgusted
Lol this came up on my phone earlier
How new are you liddy? He is Road to Masters champion. Better than Tigger from 100 Acre Woods.
Great. She's mogging us passport denied lads with the flight footage. Just so easy once you've got your passport you can escape this shithole country for a bit. It's stuff like that gets me sad.
Quite unlikely though. I'll take the risk.
this has to be footmong
I'm subscribed to a few of these failed normie meme channels. There's really not many for the truly failed men of society.
Ive got a wee pikachu acrually and jigglypuff and toad from Mario and rosalina ffom Mario but I like gengar
more like jiggly poof lmao
I really hate sleeping early
Need me one of them 2pm-10pm jobs I reckon
Silly wops taking a gamble with European PAL games. Not all PAL games are the same. I've had Xbox 360 games from Spain where there's no English language at all on the disc. I've had to play games in French to get my pointless cheevos at times.
I don't know how she can keep affording to go on holiday in a minimum wage job. I reckon she's got a sugar daddy.
cba man just wanna tell my boss fuck off that I slave away all week to go home alone and wank alone and cry and drink alone fuck off society doeshnt went me x
Staying up all night gets depressing desu although as well forcing yourself to sleep is depressing but last night i just collapsed in bed at 9pm nd slept til about 6 from being out all day tired nd it was heavenly. That never ever happens usually though
Watch Upstairs, Downstairs. You won't.
Fink i'll call it soon
Yessir i shall
Remember that time they flew a plane round in a loop just to promote the Simpsons? No one cared about the environment then.
blad's 'hugging pillow' has a 'hole in it'
seeing escorts and watching scat porn what a life x
2am until 10pm is what I default to if I can. How it should be.
Maybe one day.
i remember the Pikachu plane.
The pkmn one was for the movie as well. Pure wanted a shot of it when I was wee lad x
don't you mean 2am until 10pm?
had a fuckton of xanax but i might just risk an all-nighter at this point. if i sleep i might be in groggy "fuck it" mode and even MISS buzzing the postman in at 11ish. could even 10, or 12 now, whichever way the clocks went.
Could not see them doing it now for something like Minecraft. Kids don't care about big mega promotions anymore.
I meant until 10pm tfw
2am until 10am derp
I meant until 10am. I made this mistake twice now. I'm tired.
shut up you grim cunt
Singer of Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson is also a pilot and flew them around in a custom Eddie jet for their world tour. VERY COOL!
they could build a big Minecraft structure or something, seems like a no-brainer.
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ok boomer! Hahahaha
There was a night shift late shift I guess job I applied for which had 2-10 shifts nd also 4-midnight up til midnight-8am i had the experience for it from my job at the time but the lassie didn't give me it bc she said it was too weird that I wanted a late shift job taking less money and onto a temp contract, who would give up a permanent 9-5 for that? Like she basically rejected me but saying it was for my own good,I mean she's right about the contract but other than that I was so sick of 9-5 nd less money for waking up later wouldve been fine. That was a admin job too sitting just typing into the wee hours sounded chill desu but aye
Didn't realise 88 Films hold non pre-order items if they are in an order with a pre-order item. Now I have to wait until 21st of April to get my Facets of Love and Amorous Woman Blu-rays whenever Lady With a Sword releases. Shieeeeet.
9 inch girthy poo once a week. he has to flush 3 times
pretty lame mascot. i mean, it's just a skeleton.
I have been here since October. So fairly new.
Can't even be arsed to spaff, can i now
genuinely do not see it ever getting better. fucking hell
Eddie has many forms he isn't just a skellington. Also he is fucking iconic. A true British icon.
the 11am postman posts leave me feeling sad and anxious
Negative energy in the air tonight. Don't like it one bit.
metal mongs confused why mainstream radio never plays their shite lmao
Same lad. I feel like it's only going to get worse. Right now, this is the "best" for us. I really fear the future once my parents are gone. I won't be able to manage. I'm mentally stuck at 16 I reckon.
Same mum+stpdad use it if it was jist me id cancel. I pay family spotify as well but I likenspotify though.
Cracking up at this piccy desu
sean do you understand your diet is unhealthy and you will die young most likely from heart issues?
Eating some fruit and nut dairy milk. Has to be the best flavour.
Confused? Why would mainstream radio play extreme metal? No confusion at all. They do occasionally play some crossover hits like Enter Sandman by Metallica or Before I Forget by Slipknot. Nobody is expecting them to play Cannibal Corpse, Emperor or Obituary.
You're watching a wee scary film though arentyou that can be bad vibes as well as doom nd gloom from scrolling internet,,saying that I saw that Heretic because kf you mentioned it a while ago nd it was quite good x
There was a countersignature thread on Reddit the other day. Someone said you can write but not phone in that you don't have any means to get one. I don't think that's true otherwise the application form would have a note about it. I've spent many hours studying the passport form many years ago and I doubt it has changed much. There was no mention of such a thing.
sorry lad your gay edgy music is exactly that. gay. also the band names alll sound AI generated. like if I said I love the metal bands dimly lit morgue and infected wound or my favourite festering arse would you really know I was making it up?
Been farding meself a whole feckin lot during these past couple hours
Oh crossy mate let us see your plushies.
touched a nerve. lad is seething haha
Why you baiting metal music all of a sudden? Nothing else to troll about?
best metal has some actual melody to it and it's all about dragons and magical forests and shit
actually one of my fave bands troll about did you catch their latest metal album called under the bridge
All bollocks. When I was 25 stone I never had any issues, fit as a fiddle I was.
You could make up band names for most genres and say they sound AI generated.
I stopped watching after about half an hour. I'll rewatch it another time. Having a wuppa now and calming down after fuming for the last 20 minutes about random shit.
how much beige highly fat and sugar dense foods did you consume today sean? when was the last shit? Friday last week?
Iron maiden is pretty gid though the wee janitor from primary school got me into their tunes nd I like some black metal from my old online fren am just not in the mood for it a lot but its quite gid but your post mostly am thinking of infected mushroom 1 of my first Gmail accounts the name was one of their tunes back when you got invites to Gmail x secret clubhouse x
Fuck the lot of you like any genre there is good and bad but don't like people blanket saying metal is gay and shit.
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Looks like yr man tim minchin in the thumbnail
I like slipknot n looking at you through the glass that song dont know how much time has passed Pooh feels like forever but poohever feels too long
Gorguts is my jam
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Bitch looks like the giant monster blob from the film Society.
Infected Mushroom
solid psychedelics phase earkino.
Did a beach audit and rozzers said that's not right. Fact is you can film anyone as long as you are not upskirting, filming somewhere with the expectation of privacy. Yet those muppets would put you through the process if they feel like it. Auditing is not for everybody. You've got to prepare yourself that they will put you in police custody for up to 24 hours and maybe some bail conditions. I've got respect for the ones that persist with it.
Oh aye Gorguts are good. What about Gorgoroth?
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a sad lonely incel desperate for attention. go audit blackrock buying all the property instead of some minimum wage factory you cunt
Ill have a look for em x
Aye theyre class.Xx
For me? It's the Greek band Rotting Christ. youtu.be
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Sonata Arctica are such a weird band. songs about magic forests or whatever, then random bangers like this about teen pregnancy or internet censorship.
Fuck yeah
Good on Relapse Records for re-releasing Venerology
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I don't really care about having sprogs. I'm ok with that. Too much responsibility and a lot of hassle long-term. What I do crave is some intimacy and love. I can't have it. It's like I'm meant to be alone like the men that got sent to the trenches in WWII. There are many disposable men but I'd never fight.
You might like Wintersun they are bretty epic. youtu.be
just don't opt out of organ donation. i think we all feel a drive to be useful, and a lot of men have that gut understanding that we're disposable. i just hope some parts of my body are healthy enough to save/help someone else when i die.
Is this the most notable and popular Merzbow release?
Tune. Classic.
Only listened to considered dead. Used to listen to old goreguts when I was a teenager. Will give them a listen to more.
Only know them first album thy mighty contract. Shave a few of their songs on my Spotify playlist.
Nah that'd be Pulse Demon, but Venereology is one of his more popular releases
Lol weballergy I know the tune you're on about. I liked rheir tune shy. My wee (older than me) MSN pal when I was like 10yo that taught me IRC nd trojan horse keyloggers was into that band and cradle of filth. He was from glasgow as well but I don't have the first clue if he still lives here or still alive or anything now.
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i'm now old and mature enough to admit this is class and was peak "i am a sad teenager".
How widely available is his discography considering how prolific it is? Think I listened to a bit back in the day. Quite enjoy power noise but can't remember half the artists I used to listen to from Bandcamp.
why are you filming? perhaps some people don't want to be filmed. bare in mind it's a beach.
The tyrant stormed up and said these words like some law was being violated. State of him. Fitness tests really need to be a regular thing.
Now wait on a minute. I don't like that kinda tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.
Fucking state of his beer belly and comb over. Fucking kek theres no way he could chase you down the beach for 2 mins. Massive bellend.
voyeurism law includes visible genitals, breasts, buttocks, or even just-in-one's-undies.
walking around in a bikini or speedos is basically just being in a bra and knickers or some tight pants. filming a beach should get you arrested. also there are CHILDREN playing on beaches.
I actually did opt out several years ago. I don't want any normieshit getting anything from me. I doubt my organs will be of much use anyway after a very long drop down the cliff.
why is he holding a Christmas cracker? seems like a friendly chap
here mate pull this haha you win, damn!
Nd my other MSN pal that was from england and a goth was into drum n bass which was never popular here moreso bouncy techno which am partial to but I still thought dnb sounded really kewl so i got that from him nd I liked it ever since but last year somebody on britfeelnsaid he doesn't listen to dnb because its nixxer music oh so what I'm a nixxer if I like a tune now? Retard
obligatory that looks like shippy
i think for your sake and others you should choose a peaceful, painless cause of death. yeah it'll fuck your liver or something, maybe they could take your blood or similar. graft your skin onto a transsexual.
Yeah he's just there to sit on you until the police van comes. That's his only quality.
You can find most of his stuff floating around Bandcamp, Youtube and P2P shit like Soulseek. The albums you can't find readily, like his really early live performances, aren't really worth listening to anyway. If you mean physically, I honestly couldn't say. His most popular releases have been rereleased physically but that's all I know
Bit of Fortnite before beddingtons. Hope I dream of toon world tonight x
I don't have the balls to do this in the summer with all the swimwear and families getting angry. I will try to convince some more autistic ones to film public beaches. It's not against the law if it's just general filming capturing the spirit of Britain's beaches in 2025.
Rabbit rabbit 1st of april
I'm gay.
April fools!
You've wasted another quarter of a year of your life
A shitload of his stuff is on Apple Music. I'm only physical with films and TV, got rid of my CD collection years ago.
ywn make love to emily while on an exotic holiday
it hurts
wonder what zany shenanigans Anon Babble will pull.
WELL, WOULD YA LOOK WHO IT IS... BILL AND BEN!
Cannae find em all rn cys my stuff is packed away but heres wee pikachu + wee toad + wee yui from k-on x
KEI ON
Apple vape nicer than I thought
On an apple vape right now lad
Ripped a proper mean and stinkyarse one just now, me
Why should i work for the boomer's retirement if i can't get any pussy within the society built by and tailored towards boomers?
If you want my labour, you shall accomodate my urge for pussy first.
Nice innit.Forgot my healthy protein bars @ the shops though so it might be a kit kat x
We all msn messenger x
just get everything in its protein form. healthier (probably).
Oh lush mate. Love a good teddy me.
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weird_al_-_lets_bomb_iraq.mp3
he used to put out some bangers before he went woke
MSN messenger in the late 2000s was peak. Interesting factoid, I actually had Jordan Henderson (England footballer) on MSN and spoke to him on there a few times when he was a Sunderland player. Knew him from a mutual who went to school with him at Farringdon Secondary School. Pretty mad when I think about it now. Our last convo would have been about circa December 2009 I think.
For me, it's Rucka Rucka Ali
Pakkit of chips expiring in just ovah two weeks, is it now
Shall be ingesting it at once
I remember one convo me and Jordan had he was telling me about how the entire team hated El Hadji Diouf and nobody spoke to him at training kek.
kick racism out of football
show racism the red card
Pakkit of womfberg innit
tallcats are tall
Haha class
Took a piccy of my wee cat yesterday that was longcat esque when she was stretching out asleep
This 5 hour Autechre mix on NTS. Corr it lush.
What teddies you got b x
In that beddingtons now. Time for some YouTubes then sleeps.
Corr this kind of thing freaks me out a little because if they can abduct someone in the middle of a major city they can abduct anyone anywhere on Earth. Even a densely populated council estate in England. Just fookin take you in the middle of the night on a Tuesday for shits and giggles.
If you see a green light suddenly light up your window at night you're probably getting ayy'd. Probably best to stay under your covers and pray they go away or take your neighbours instead. Oh aye.
It's quiet in here tonight. Too quiet....
aliens planning to abduct some of us. they probably have access to Earth's communications and understand the concept of April Fool's Day.
i was abducted by greys!!!
haha good joke, anon
noooo it's real
Where the fucks Brit/pol/??
Fucking lazy niggers
I was just sickc all over the toilet. Too much white wine tbqhfamalam
Bet the aliens dont pay 13 quid for netflix. Scandalous. Just beam w/e film they want straight to brain.
Yesterday at dinner the wee waiter gave my mammy some sparkling wine free cus it was mothers day thought that was nice
April 1st is the most convenient day to abduct people because everyone will just assume you're trying to prank them.
Also this is pretty funny.
None mate. My brother would probably take the piss. Just not right. If I could have one it would be a giant kirby teddy.
Done two bottles of prosecco with the missus but she's fucked off the bed. Did a bottle of the fairtraide coop shite to myself and it was like Reagan from the exorcist
Feel better now it's out ngl. And I can finish the bottle
Nice am aff the booze for Lent. I like ur wee squirrel/beaver lamp. Have fun x
That looks like itd be pure nice to squeeze x
Ta lad x
It ASMR time. Oh aye x
Nodded off on the couch for 3 hours. In beddington now x
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Need some new bulbs tomoro only spare ones i got for my lamp is white LED which feels minging, the bright white makes everything feel really late like its constantly midnight, cus it's like moonlight I guess. So go a wander in town maybes some shops
This time last night I was fast asleep. That was gid
Night x
Looks pretty gid desu will watch it sometime
Wish i enjoyed school more
Adult life is boring
Ordinary stuff was more exciting back then bt i was too anxious to appreciate it nd dealing w bullies + teachers(same thing)
I got two teddies. My sailor bear teddy from when I was a kid an old lady who now dead got me it. Also my McDonald's penguin beanie babie. It lush.
If I was buying one today I think I would get a Squirtle or mayhap an oversized Snorlax.
Actually, I'd get a big Donald Duck. Classic style sailour outfit. Love Donald Duck, me.
Time for sleepingtons. ASMR girls gaslight me.
Nighty night x
Fuck me the glasses aren't doing the lass on the left any favours. Looks like her eyes need a spirit level.
That was class when mcdonalds did beanie babies. Mind I decorated the bathroom sink like a wee beach nd played dollies with the lobster one. Snorlax would be a good 1 or ditto would be cute. I had a big kenny plush from south park that i was rly attached to as a wean. Plus those wee gold pokemon cards that was burger King i think. I feel like you don't see burger king as much as back in the day it was everywhere.
Night helper xx
The bottom left is the EXACT one I have. I didn't think it was that old. Still in decent nick too to be honest. As a kid I had a lifesize Kermit the Frog which was unfortunate as I was shit scared of The Muppets due to having a Halloween episode on VHS that had some spooky skits.
Think I actually had a Cartman plush as a kid. It was him dressed as the cop from the RESPECT MY AUTHORITEH episode.
That Moe Howard look isn't helping.
Bitch looks like she just got a why I oughta to the back of the head.
We all need a teddy in life for feeling fragile x cuddles
do british femoids with big boobs exist?
Need a cuddles pillow b style rn I only have a h*mping pillow which is grim
She probably has standards lad even though she's mid. It would never happen.
I'll cuddle you but don't get hard or it's gay.
Its just a standard 3rd pillow nothing special about it. But for some reason its all crinkly inside. If that makes any sense. Been sleeping that way now for well over 20 years.
Nyuuck Nyuuck! Keep on Britbongs!
Had Beenie babies as a kid. This one was my favourite. Used to swing it around and hit my brother with it kek.
My pp doesnt do that much rn anyhow ffom fluoxetine nd codeine so proper hetero atm
Dnt remember that one but it's cool. Looks like yer man from dire dire docks that freaked me out the eel.
My wee sister loved the build a bear shops am guessing theyre not around anymore. But that sound of the machine w/ the stuffing or w/e it was some really high pitched whistle type of sound FUCKING drove me mental it was complete sensory rape. Just finking of the ppl working there listening to that all day. Similar to Hand dryers. When dvd lad was on about the pubs I was finking. It's true the noise in there nd especially when yoj go to the toilet nd theres random guys staggering about making weird noises throwing up pee noises nd the F U C K I NG hand dryers going off like a hammer off your skull. Mental but the place we went on Sunday was more posh so it werent too bad quite tame. In counting house spoons it's full of rabble on a mad noisy one.
Cor its still going right enough. I nvr think of buchanan galleries one cus it was braehead one we normally went with her at christmas nd that. Fair play 2 them. Loads of teddies there.
I know mate completely kills it off on 60mg. I Have a wank now about twice a week. I used to do twice a day. Not anymore. Havent got it in me.
Aye iktf, sometimes I'll remember to do a w*nk and suddenly feel a lot less tense/angry etc when that was all it took to calm down, walking around wound up without knowing why, kinda pathetic really but that's life as a moid
Fuck BST x