Big Issue edition
/britfeel/
One day he will get his Swanage bungalow
Glad I walked to the shop now. Corr, limited edish fanda duddi fruddi
Being a massive dosser piss head is NOT helping his cause
He wont x
No snacks lad?
jealous lad, might have a woke zero
I had 2 potato dogs this morning, but was going to get a twister ice lolly on this trip, but saw the fanta, and decided to try that. The main reason for the trip was a can of energy (virtue, strawberry and lime), to help do a bit of cleaning.
Pipe of cali
Can of energy
Video of choons
Desk need a clean
Let's fucken get at it
Lovely Saturday dopamine delivery for me. Excited to see the original A Star is Born as I love the Judy Garland one. Think I own around 16 Elvis films now. Big fan of Elvis, me.
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willy in tv show
wonder how the guy feels about having it shown to millions of people and its flaccid and tiny looking
What show lad? Only willy on screen I've seen in years was in Warfare.
They did this a couple of times in white lotus, I did not understand the need for it. Completely arbitrary, didn't serve any plot or story. They wouldn't do it with pussy
the most raped woman in history
It did serve the plot in season one with the character who thought he had ball cancer. Mike White, the creator of the show, seems like a proper fucking weirdo up his own arse if you've ever watched an interview with him. He can barely get out a coherent sentence.
Much is the big issue these days lads?
Can remember dadberg telling me something like
"Yeah the poor lads selling that for a quid only get 50p of it, I just give them the money and tell them to keep it but they always try and say they cant"
Naked Attraction proved to me that women are retarded and don't understand that some men have tiny flaccid cocks but perfectly normal erect cocks. Seems like a defect to have a massive swinging flaccid cock to be honest, would be annoying.
Who fucking cares? Imagine actually buying a big issue. Pathetic. It's literally all Roma women now who lie to get onto the scheme and then spend the day guilting white people into giving them a couple quid for a magazine that nobody has ever read once in history, before they head back to their council houses and give their husbands the take before being beaten for not bringing in more. Why they can't just get jobs I will never know, since it would bring in more income per hour, but whatever the real question is what the fuck are they even doing in the country?
Holy fuck, the OG was released in 1999, some of r/posters might not even have been born then. Mental. I was 20 that year, wew, old lad feel, amarite.
Everyone knows women are retarded, it's just socially taboo to say so because we live under a gynocracy.
That show is so fucking stupid. It's literally just an excuse for the public to gawp at naked people on the telly and feel cheeky about it.
I still remember the first time I heard this, a young lad, fresh out of school, going to a course where they send the losers of the town to get a job, and I ended up being late, due to having to listen to it on repeat, onna walkman.
This isn't the OG version, but a pure banger pal.
tfw, should be cleaning but I'm just pure raving muh tits off sat on muh arse. Oh well.
Some posters here could be genuine paedophiles and we'd never know
Some could be psycho's, we just don't know.
Nubs is the only cis /britfeel/ girl for me
Shame she never confirmed if she did anal.
Weird how some things stick with you from childhood.
I remember thinking, yes fuck em, when I heard this as a child,
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But I also thought, yes, help each other, after I heard this. Here, have a GBP, in fact no brother man here have 2.
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Sorry for the spacing,.
She defo did.
Tune lad, thought I was one of the older posters at 35. Love shack came out the year I was born kek
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In dire need of a Yanklass update
Best britfeel trans girl was Tilde (Employed woman on /brit/)
Having my whole genome sequenced
For me it was Cola
Seems like a roundabout way to confirm you're a mong.
did Cola do anal?
Proper boomer rock hours in here. Corrrrr.
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Sharnt be updating to W10
You still on 8.1 then?
did moni do anal?
On 7 de lad
No but he hid inside cisterns to catch poo fresh from women's arses.
Had a lot of anal sex last night.
Nice. No I think there a few golden oldies in here. I just googled what songs came out in the year I was born, found this
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Got excited, and thought this was released then, but it was 78, just number juan in 79, still a choon so here we go, and a good vid as she's fit af in it, innit.
Windows 7 was the last true operating syste. Everything since has just been slight modifications and updates, which could have been rolled onto 7. Everything before 7 was a radical overhaul and a new experience.
He's a man so not many other options available to him to get cock.
Arbroathy is the anal queen of /britfeel/
for me it was windows 98
You know it's bad when I'm having nostalgia over Windows Vista.
Linux man myself
I get nostalgia for 2010-2015 league of legends
Arbroath is the anal capital of the UK
I quite liked vista, but that was on teh first laptop we had (and first time I connected the information super highway).
I get nostalgia for XP
I just want whatever era the post-visual update but pre-gameplay update gangplank was. Top GP before the rework was insanely fun to play.
As a kid I remember thinking the glass effect on vista was so cool
Arch linux for me. Windows is shit. Mac is shit.
A good GP player in top was always tough to lane against. I was a pantheon onetrick in toplane, right up until his rework in 2019. They turned him into generic garbage. Everything felt so instantaneous with him before. Even well before 2019 they gutted his ultimate, was nice when it was map wide and you could drop anywhere on the map. Only master yi feels like that now.
Not that I touch the game much these days, been a while
iOS, because I can afford it.
The only poster here who has actually had anal sex is Chika.
care for a relaxing countryside drive in the mercedes frenz, sir? it's a lovely day, is it not?
not with me though, it not right at all
Tis true me laddie. Love it up the dirtpipe so I do.
Yesterday was rainy and cold, didn't change out of my jammies, ate leftovers, and watched lots of Little House on the Prairie.
Today so far I have watered the plants, made tea, and got caught up on Feel Street happenings.
corr love a good womf day, me
I hope Ruth doesn't go too crazy with the tattoos. She looks fine as she is.
Laura should get a sleeve tattoo. Reckon it would suit her
Why do tattoos annoy incels so much?
they like women to look child-like
Corrr. I have Little House on the Prairie box set on my wishlist. 100 quid. Might get it this month acshually. It the remastered version too (albeit on DVD). Uncut as well unlike the German release. Apparently the American release has a lot of quality control issues with the discs. Do you like The Waltons as well?
Does Chika have any tattoos?
I don't really understand it. I've always been into alt girls and alt porn since I was a teenager but that was when emo/scene was everywhere so that probably spurred it as well as my involvement in the local black metal scene.
What do your jammies look like, Yanklass? I want to build a mental image.
She doesn't seem the type to get tattoos. Maybe her grandparents don't like them and she doesn't want to cause upset.
I'm heavily tattooed.
For me it was playing Spyro on one of the tellys with wood panelling and the connections on the front. JRPGs were too complicated and boring for me as a kid.
I get nostalgia for it being 1999 and coming home from school to play final fantasy 7 for a bit. This is the exact telly too, still remember the model number because it was on the front of the telly
found the vast majority of jrpg's really boring too but they really made something great with ff7-9, the music, the feel of the graphics, the stories.
Been wanting to get a crt and ps2 on and off for years but I fear the novelty would wear off quickly, truly the glory years
Denied Anal with Cheeka
Just ate something but still hungry
why did this britfeeler delete this?
Chika is a cute twink with a slender body and smooth skin
It's shippy, he likes to delete his posts kind of like how Mark deletes his vids
Chika is a balding ogre with a weight problem and bad body odour
What did it say lad
Yanklass post your jammies
T. Tattooed roastoid
i downloaded 2 orion tv pics off ebay but the first wasnt the right model so i reposted
Kind of regret wasting those 2 hours of energy, but it is what it is.
dentist
hairdressers
opticians
gp
dread it. every time they ask "what are you doing for work then?" I no longer need their services because of their trauma. Dentist? I just deal with the pain and it eventually goes away. Hairdressers? Cut bits of my hair off when it gets too in the way of my face. Opticians? I have gorilla glue holding my glasses together (I no longer can fold them as the hinges are worn). GP? I'll just die.
He's scared of tattoos
I volunteer at an abattoir. Guaranteed to stop any conversation, but you need to say volunteer, to make them think you're a real nutter, not just doing it for the pay. If they persist with the conversation, just loudly say, MY BEST TIME THERE? well, the day they let me have a hammer in each hand was pretty sweet.
Barbers are the only ones who I deal with regularly. I do work but I don't like to talk with him about it. As for glasses, no matter how much I have tried to get them right over the years, they always leave red marks on my nose when I wear them. The nose pads seem to always eventually come off too, think specsavers intentionally designed them this way.
say you work in IT, normies dont know what to ask about it, at worse they'll make a joke about restarting the computer to fix everything
Shippy spending Saturday play Yanklass and Chika dollies.
No friends, no life outside of work and /britfeel/.
I'm male and untattooed, actually. I just don't see why tattoos cause you to go into a blinding rage.
When on /britfeel/ one is surrounded by frens.
No proof it's shippy making these posts
BN is unable to have children, for medical reasons
I get them marks too mostly from wearing them for long periods and lack of sleep. I don't like contacts in case they get stuck. Makes me shudder.
Does Yanklass have any tattoos?
Tattoos are bad for a number of reasons:
1) They almost never actually look good. In theory it's possible to have a piece of body art that makes someone look better than their natural skin, but in practice when was the last time you ever saw this irl? I mean the last time you saw a tattoo which genuinely made the person look better than if they didn't have it? There are maybe like a dozen people on the planet where this is the case. Average normie roastoid butterfly tattoos or whatever the fuck are universally awful from a purely aesthetic point of view.
2) The sort of person who 'gets tattoos' is universally a fucking loser and/or nutcase. You can be a normal person and get maybe one or two small tattoos with deep personal meaning. Okay, whatever that's fine. But holy shit the kind of woman who has a dozen or more tattoos all over here, no meaning, no aesthetic discernment etc. is a fucking walking red flag.
3) Show me a woman with tattoos that doesn't have a body count approaching or hitting triple digits.
4) Lack of respect for their body. Tattoos are ostensibly permanent modifications and so represent an investment of consideration that most women simply aren't capable of making. It shows they don't/can't care about their bodies.
for medical reasons
he's allergic to them?
She has the words 'spit first but go hard' tattooed in a ring around her anus.
A long-winded way of telling us you're an incel
I bet many people would quite gladly do that job for 80k annual pay.
If you ever want to lose your virginity, you need to get tatted up (lift too).
Not sure why my personal preference of women makes you go into a blinding rage
women love alpha men with tattoos
Me? I have shitty tattoo's, but they mean things to me, and I like looking at them, and it's an acceptable form of self harm, but most of them didn't hurt, even managed to get a nap in for a couple of hours when getting one done on my leg, that was a nice one to have done.
Show us your tattoos lid
You might have tattoos, but you're not an alpha male
BBCs on me telly
but you're not an alpha male
What makes you think that?
We have a free streaming service called Pluto that has an entire 24/7 Little House on the Prairie live channel.
The Waltons was a bit before my time. I don't remember reruns being played in our area and my mom never talked about it, so just kinda missed the window on that show. Same vibes, from what I understand.
Similar to picrel
This lad has half a dozen tattoos, and had a single solitary shag pre-covid and now he thinks he's an alpha, kek
alpha as fuck, me
Your insecurities about tattoos and the need to publicly declare you are an 'alpha'
When did you graduate from hustlers university
Me? I have an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo I got when I was a teenager but it passes as just a piece of artwork as there's no writing. Don't really regret it, just a time in my life, innit?
SCEA didn't have tattoos and he was an alpha male
shippy on the tattoo bait
Linux
Based. Wincucks will never know the thrill of a personalised .bashrc file for their terminal sessions.
I'm crypto-rich thanks to Hustlers University
Someone else brought it up first
shippy melty because he wants women to look like children
Nooo you will consider my ugly generic black blob as art! It does not look like chicken scratchings
Swanny obsessed with BN
Drivel compass pointing to Banbury
Drivel compass pointing up Yanklass' analised arse.
Women objectively look better the younger they look. Of course this reaches diminishing returns when you start to hit pre-pubescence, because then the secondary sex characteristics start to disappear as they get younger, but post-pubescent young women are the objectively most sexually attractive. Absolutely no man on the planet looks at a 17 year old with huge firm breasts and a perky butt and slim waist and perfect smooth skin and thinks to himself 'yeah she looks nice, but she'll look even better in another 10 years'.
Made my own operating system from scratch. Linux wasn't the right fit for me, personally. And cannot say I trust open source that much, only takes one malicious actor to put some dodgy code into something that gets pushed into release, has happened before and will happen again. Vulnerabilities become well known too because the source is open. My system took me about 6 hours a day for the past 22 years to build from machine code up, but I'm happy with the results. Posting from it now. Mostly use it for this and youtube.
Prepare your sides, due to getting to have a good laff at this shit. Be a pain to do it all, but this is to get an idea of how shit they are. Some aren't finished, I've left them like that, because I'm not finished, if that makes sense, psychologically I'm not complete. Even I'm struggling to make sense of that haha.
Women objectively look better the younger they look. Of course this reaches diminishing returns when you start to hit pre-pubescence, because then the secondary sex characteristics start to disappear as they get younger, but post-pubescent young women are the objectively most sexually attractive. Absolutely no man on the planet looks at a 17 year old with huge firm breasts and a perky butt and slim waist and perfect smooth skin and thinks to himself 'yeah she looks nice, but she'll look even better in another 10 years'.
melty
oh look, how cool, a sort of hazy blue-grey-green low contrast ink with like fish scales and feather or something and like some swirly patterns and stuff
very cool!
And the leg to laff at.
Corr you look ALPHA as fuck lad. Bet you're swimming in fanny.
Not the best tattoos swanster
oh mate, come on, this isn't even worth sarcastically posting about, it's just pure shite
why would you cover your body in this crap, honestly?
I actually like it
You've done a reasonably good job of tidying your house up Smirnoff
Absolutely no man on the planet looks at a 17 year old with huge firm breasts and a perky butt and slim waist and perfect smooth skin and thinks to himself 'yeah she looks nice, but she'll look even better in another 10 years'.
Nuclear trvke. Sorry but anything else is just cope.
So this is the squalid little bedsit in Drumchappel we've been hearing about
Lad your dirty floor is setting off my OCD
Who do you think cares more about a potential sexual partner having tattoos?
1. Deano, 27, call centre manager who lost his virginity at a normal age (late teens) and has no problem with talking to women
2. Charlie Chudson, 27, never had a job and can't make eye contact with the cashier at his local Spar without stuttering and having a panic attack
Just looks like a normal sleeve, lad. Any normal person wouldn't think twice about it. You see, most of the lads in here are freaks.
Why has it faded so much, are you 60 years old?
SEASIDEUPDATE
It's mad when you think about it. It could be for me, or it could be for you, it might be for him but it might not for me. What you drinking lads? Nice glass of lager? cider? wine? Live today, laugh tomorrow as Seaside always says.
Why do you spend your weekends hanging around with freaks?
Most men have tattoos these days.
I hope you're using it on open hardware. The Intel Management Engine cancer is alive even when you power down the system. It has higher privileges over your custom made OS.
2. Charlie Chudson, 27, never had a job and can't make eye contact with the cashier at his local Spar without stuttering and having a panic attack
Really enjoyed this
fucking hell mate, please hoover up
Not sure why you embarrassed yourself by posting this pic
His tattoos have sent the shut in incels into a frenzy
This is classed as a 'lunch' in a hospital in the UK. They trying to terrorise him out of existence, his knee still not healed, his face still not healed. He suffer so much in the system.
You know it, skinny af, balding but body covered in hair, shit personality. But yeah, some bishes do be like, phwoar when they see me, it's being tall and I walk with swag because I just don't give a fuck.
I'm kind of not joking, some do find me attractive, and foolishly I'm somewhat friendly so talk to lasses at times, but they think the attention means they'll be in with a chance, but I'm just being friendly.
Thought SSM was cutting down the alcohol intake
Deano
Reasonably high value male, has self respect and won't settle for tattooed trash.
Charlie Chudson
Low test beta who will defend tattooed women online, but never get any pussy from these tattooed women
some bishes do be like, phwoar
Oh I bet de lid
Skinny
Balding
Spends all day posting drivel on /britfeel/
Home is covered in filth
Yeah a real babe magnet
Some quality drivel today lads
Good afternoon sir. Lovely afternoon isn't it? The peonies are blooming in the communal garden - wouldn't it be nice if we went there together after we've taken a few meds?
We've a lovely collection of sedatives and tranquilisers for you this evening, an early bed-time perhaps?
might get some random tattoos
21 degrees, sunny, slight breeze
perfect weather for shorts, anyone wearing jeans in this weather needs to get their head checked
it lush
Is this Legs Anon?
Imagine getting spunked on by Shippy
On the beer, lads. When I'm good and tipsy might stick some Mae West films on but as of now I'm rewatching my favourite episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Slainte. x
The koy was my first one (bought at a shop, my first was indian ink when I was ~16, raiders logo to remind me of my dad as we watched yankball games together), that was ok, till it got to the tip of the tail fin, which is in muh armpit, which was quite an experience.
Not him.
Not him.
not sure where that is. This is a squalid house in teh norf somewhere.
Just bog standard shit, nothing special.
Close, they are all ~12 years old, I'm in my phwoarties.
Swanster won this thread in 2023 when he chased off the bacon bonces.
Charlie Chudson was the cherry on the cake for me
He failed to chase off the biggest /britfeel/ nonce - Shipanon
Bacon bounces
Aka random people you had an obsession with
Got that post-holiday depression me. Necking this red bull now then need to go shoppingtons for a few bits and bobs. It Saturday.
That's why we need Swanny back
Miss my ringpulls
Broke a tinnie the other day, the glue so tight it break the aluminium.
Who's the most harmless and friendly personality here?
Probably Lollers
Shippy used to post every day where he was going. Swanny intercept him. He stop posting his location after that. It lush x.
That time Shippy was found out to be an open nonce because he got banned and all of his posts got highlighted where he was sockpuppeting and pretending to be two people at once and samefagging in support of noncery.
That time the Swanster found all of the images Shippy was using to post, then went through the archive and found dozens more posts of him supporting noncery across r9k
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Swanny stitched him up like a kipper and he has never recovered.
Really? It broke? Mad. It's a bit weird having to pull and roll them but it doesn't bother me that much.
Reckon there's loads of lads living like that and you just never hear about them. In Japan they had over a million hikikomori at one point
2021 was four years ago
Cheers, lid. Might have a few myself.
Lovely lush weather there for him. Well he needs a rest doesn't he?
Spent the day dossing by the beach (I don't know how NEETs do it day after day) and now I've got this on the hotel telly while the gf gets ready in the bathroom
You need to book yourself a new one, something to look forward to
Counting down the days until December when me and my mum are going back to the Eindhoven Metal Meeting. Staying a bit longer this time so will go into Amsterdam for a day mayhap.
Every day is a holiday for me
He just can't help himself winding up his haters kek
It's shit I like, and I don't do things for others, so that's why.
me too, and the character (other than being the skinny lady), is based on legartha from vikings, back before everyone jumped on the vikings band wagon and spoiled it.
Sorry anon, I did intend to do some cleaning today, but (obviously) wasted the time and did nothing.
It's on the to do list, I just find it hard to give a shit about things.
i'd rather have people spend some time laughing at me (and potentially being mean), rather than being mean to each other. Plus sometimes I just like to give myself a psychological kicking, and this place can be good for that.
You going for a shmoke my lad?
Wonder what Blad thinks of the lineup this year. I'm excited to see Sinister, Gorgoroth and Triptykon.
Do you look like a typical metal fan? (skinny-fat, long thinning hair, pasty skin)
Might do, last time I didn't really go to any cafes. Might get an edible to bring back to the hotel this time. I always enjoyed a spliff when I was younger but have no connections nowadays.
Not all, but some. What's the point in lying, WILL IT MAKE ME COOL?
Sort of yeah apart from I have swervy skin, I'm more chunky and my hair isn't thinning or balding (but it is down to my arse). As soon as I start balding or thinning I'll just shave it all. Don't want to be rocking a skullet like Devin Townsend do I?
how come British actors in daft little sitcoms can actually act? even when they get a bit more serious and dramatic - they just can. even one-off actors you never see again, or EVEN teenagers/little kids.
saying this because i've been watching that Andor and it's like there are good, proper REAL actors then a few English actors talking in the fake 'acting voice' us non-actors would use if we were forced to be in a school play.
and it's this big, lavish American production. could just shoot another take until you fluke a good one, at least dub them later, or summat?
The etiquette of being British lends itself well to theatre productions.
Not just British. Some classic American sitcoms have decent actors as well. I would even rank some sitcom actors above soap actors.
Because the secret to good acting is to try and not 'act' if that makes sense. So when you're trying to be sincere in front of the camera your natural personality comes forth more and a big difference between the general characters of English and American people is that the English are much more reserved, contemplative and personal, while conversely Americans are more energetic, outgoing and sociable.
You need to book yourself a new one, something to look forward to
True lid. I'm already looking at dates for next year as I like to book a year in advance to give me plenty of time to pay it off and save up me spending money. Might do a cheeky weekend away once my UC is all sorted out.
Ive been told that eating one before the flight home can make it interesting kek
Going to try the next time im over
Come to NI and we can go on a pub crawl around Belfast. Oh aye. x
Nothing like a nice holiday to show you how much you need another holiday.
No bridge or chunnel to NI lad so they can't take him on the spackerbus.
It's more about the realisation of what normality is rather than needing a break. Hard to explain
Have you picked somewhere you want to go?
Airports have sunflower lanyard lanes. He can skip the queues.
Why not go abroad? It usually works out cheaper than remaining in the UK, especially if you're booking way in advance.
Take the boat lad
Never understood why comedy writers talk about stand up like it's the final most prestigious form of comedy. Most of them are just playing the crowd their routines aren't even that funny. You wouldn't laugh if not for the fact there's a room full of people laughing with you. Reckon it's much more impressive to write a funny sitcom.
Wonder where they take Helperlad on the spacker holiday next. He going Spain? Greece? Croatia? Italy? He live a lush life x
HHL has no one to countersign his passport
Same with SSM. They never go abroad. Apparently it raises red-flags with the DWP.
The IRA won.
SSM went to Japan though
Did they really lad?
Last time i checked the 6 counties are STILL under british rule
You're replying to the anon who heavily pushed that gimmck
This will be you, conscripted to fight thousands of miles from home for the rights of foreign BAMEs to live in social housing in central London.
i agree and i'm wondering if that's where an American production wouldn't notice. original Star Wars, some of the behind-the-scenes footage is hilarious. Peter Cushing doing GOOD theatrical acting, then some random bloke trying for a campy Dr Who "aaargh. i will. destroy yoooouuu!!!" type thing.
yeah not having a go at Americans here. but i am praising rando actors, while at the same time maybe that's just the minimum for 'being an actor'? or even eking out decent footage from a NON-actor, for your sitcom about a crisps factory.
"pie"
it's just thin stew with a puff pastry lid
not clicking your random link pal
I am not a Unionist but I don't mind you Unionist lad, us NI lads have to stick together.
just had some slightly odd ketamine. strange crumbly texture to it, but whatever, that can be the case. then it smelled/tested a little more bitter/sharp.
'holy fuck i have just snorted a fuckton of MCAT or summat' <- panic brain
now? i'm chill. why? ketamine. (also maybe some bicarb.)
He fell for the "Pot Pie"
Here you go lad, forgot that you can just upload mp4s now, cooorrrr we're living in the future eh?
But anyway, let me reiterate my shitpost:
This (mp4 related) will be you, conscripted to fight thousands of miles from home for the rights of foreign BAMEs to live in social housing in central London.
where and what is this?
are there just remote-controlled kamikaze drones now? that sounds fun (minus the war and killing aspects)
SSM made a fren
did none of them see the drone? how big are these things?
He friends with the seagulls, he want to open Seagull Sanctuary so they an live safe comfy lives like he does, he loves all birds.
He friends with the seagulls
But do you eat dick-shaped foods?
True lad, i dont really care for the whole "us vs them uns" bollocks tbqh
No idea who that fella is, but that's not a good look at all desu
tattoos are a working class thing
when I worked in a warehouse every person there had tattoos, they could immediately tell I was an outsider because I didn't have any
they all just assumed you're a tattooless nonce
Anybody down for anal? London area
Yeah it's all pretty cringe nowadays. Politics in this country is just a farce.
It's footage from a Russian fibreoptic kamikaze drone flying right into the troop compartment of a Ukrainian MRAP. The little nose cone you see at the bottom of the video is an artillery shell and the coiled up wire thing is the detonator (fly into something, the wires touch and complete a circuit which triggers a primer charge and the shell goes boom).
This is how the vast majority of casualties are achieved now in the Russo-Ukrainian conflict. It's either drones or artillery. Most troops, aside from particular special operations forces, are confined, quite literally, to the role of munition sponges to try and deplete the enemies' drone and artillery shell stocks faster than they can replenish them.
If the drone is more than 20 metres away you literally cannot see or hear them. These sort of FPV drones are the size of remote control cars. They also move very quickly and precisely, so when you do hear them it's more or less game over unless you get very lucky and spot it and can shoot it down (lots of infantry squads are now being assigned 1-2 shotguns per team for this very purpose) or it misses. As infantry you have to accept that you're always being watched by some drone somewhere.
Anti-drone countermeasures are quite effective in that 80-90% of drones do not reach their targets, but there are so many thousands that it just doesn't make much difference and the casualties and equipment damage just mounts up over time. Heavy materiel like tanks, transports, artillery, missile launch vehicles, radar stations etc. all costing millions each, now all have to be weighed against the likelihood that a single 200 quid drone with some RDX strapped to it just buzzes over and disables it permanently.
However, fibreoptic drones, while their range is somewhat lower, can completely bypass all anti-drone electronic countermeasures. No effective anti-fibreoptic drone technology has yet been developed, it's difficult to image how it even could be.
meanwhile all their female classmates are in the west having a great time. Fucking grim
Many such cases. Aren't you so glad to have your male privilege?
Where you looking to move to in order to escape this shithole, lads?
Not a single one that looks good either i bet
Its always some variation of tribal/Japanese flowers/native Indian/ skulls etc, always looks like complete ass
Yes I'm a gypsy man in the Greys/Dartford/Gravesend area with bad cheap tattoos, looking for first time gay sex
Why do JAV idols look so much more attractive than Yank and British pornstars?
none of those countries since i'm not a divorced 50 year old
There's some decent looking yank/brit pornstars, but japanese women have the whole 'perfect smooth skin neotonous look that a lot of asians have going for them. Plus frankly they have better plastic surgeons who actually try and make their surgeries look aesthetically pleasing rather than trying to trick skanks into getting a lump silicone implant for 10,000 quid.
Also they photoshop their DVD covers far better than western production companies do.
Thinking about Ruth in impure ways
1000-1500/month
not that much cheaper than north england
UK wages so shit now you can't even go retire to some third world country
kek not him but my uncle is literally a divorced 58 year old and keeps ranting on about how hes going to retire to the philippines
Aren't you so glad to have your male privilege?
This is more "not living in a wartorn shithole" privilege than male privilege
Corrr. Feeling a bit pissed after two Holsten Pils.
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Is this real?
Can't stand these fromslopware games. All utter shite, boring, repetitive, ugly. Watch people play them on youtube and you'll notice that they don't even really enjoy them. They're not having fun, they're just getting stressed and annoyed. Cortisol has replaced dopamine as the main neurogenic driver of gameplay for lots of people. Baffling. WOW HAHA ITS SO FUN TO HAVE TO MEMORISE FIVE HUNDRED SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF BOSS CHARGES AND GET PIXEL PERFECT PARRIES TO NOT DIE IN ONE HIT HAHA WOW ITS SO FUN IT THIS ONE BOSS TOOK ME EIGHT HOURS TO BEAT OH THE GAMEPLAY? YEAH ITS JUST RUNNING THROUGH BORING BROWN UGLY GENERIC RUINED OPEN WORLDS FOR 30 MINUTES TO REACH THE NEXT BOSS FIGHT OH ALSO ITS 60GB AND COSTS 50 QUID AND DLC IS 40 QUID THANKS MATE.
There's a lot more wrong with the current state of gaming but holy shit these fucking terrible pieces of shit are the epitome of it all.
Yep, you can go check it in the lorechives.
IIRC i was about 4 or 5 of them
I actually really enjoy them. Elden Ring was my first and I loved it. It felt really good when you beat bosses or hard parts. Really good variety of combat as well. I went back to Dark Souls Remastered, Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne and enjoyed them as well. I used to think they were tryhard bollocks too but playing them and getting good at them is actually fun.
I've never seen anything like this on /brit/ so I thought it was fake
why do you collect dvds? i cant think of anything more worthless. you can watch any film you want for free, and they arent even nice collectors items, just a lump of plastic. why not collect silver coins or something that has actual rarity to it
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Well I like having a physical copy. I enjoy the ritual of putting the discs in and I enjoy the special features. Harddrives aren't cheap enough yet to have all the remuxes I want. The bitrate on Blu-ray and 4K is good and DVDs are serviceable. Probably just my age and refusing to move on to purely streaming. I like supporting the boutique labels because they do 4K restorations of old films as well (the only reason they are available to torrent). It is what it is I guess.
cant the men just migrate too? or does ukraine draft
having to spend so much money on my gay fucking car might just burn it down and quit everything
you should get into collecting records instead, they have more resell value, same ritualistic stuff, maybe one day you can show a girl your records and she'll think its really cool instead of thinking you're an aspie when you show her your blurays
Ukraine locked down the borders for military aged males right at the beginning of the war. They made it illegal for adult males between the ages of something like 18-60 to leave the country. They began conscripting men literally off the street, just grabbing them while they're out shopping and stuff. When they started running out of young fit healthy men they started conscripting old, fat, unhealthy men and teenagers. It's very grim to see vids of the roaming conscription enforcers grabbing some random man off the street while he scream and pleads that he doesn't want to die and he has a family.
Why so hostile? I don't buy them for resale I buy them to watch and enjoy. Not into records really. Records are seriously expensive nowadays too. Anyway it's just a harmless collection that makes me happy so what's the issue? Why do women have to come into it?
Had to come inside for a bit it's hot out there. Wife prepping the BBQ whilst I stay in the shade
Imagine your whole persona revolving around collecting DVDs
oh, thats terribly sad, i hope it gets better for them
It's not really my whole persona I just don't have mates so like to share on here sometimes even if people hate the posts.
Imagine your whole persona revolving around being married
Imagine your whole persona revolving around seething
What other hobbies do you have that don't involve DVDs or watching films?
oh, thats terribly sad, i hope it gets better for them
It won't, they're basically done. Bear in mind that the one on the right is from 2023 and they haven't magically produced 8 million men aged 16-30 since then.
why is Dr Who flying a Nigerian barber shop (that's also a spider) through space? also, it's propelled by an engine that's fuelled with BBC Doctor Who television stories?
how the fuck does this get made, man.
sorry not trying to be hostile its just when i think of people who collect dvds i think of someone wasting a lot of money to basically collect a lot of plastic junk that fills their house. i guess its better than spending it on drugs
i have the opposite personality where buying things i like kind of makes me feel a bit ill, like im just placating myself, i have trouble buying steam games or decorations or anything. like a reverse hoarder
how the fuck does this get made, man.
With peoples' licence fees LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Imagine actually paying that shite.
i suppose it's also Disney money now. i dunno if there are any creative types ITT but wouldn't you want a McCartney to your Lennon? (they all see themselves as Lennons.)
i'm a Ringo, me.
Oh yeah, no awkward metal stabilisers to worry about.
Babby is pleased with babby's first propah mechanical keyboard.
speaking of science fiction and the way fashion is shifting, that does look AESTHETIC as fuck cool stuff anon
why is it a US layout though? would bother me, that. even remapping the keys, i need my tall Enter key. just do.
Ckin ell lads just woke up. Feel Ive wasted the day away. Not happy.
I've wasted the whole day posting drivel in /britfeel/
i do that every day me
Happy for you lad. You'll be fiending for some MV terminal keycaps in no time. Welcome to a very expensive hobby.
Chika fucks black guys
i am people-watching.
just seen a man in a 'metal head' T-shirt. mad.
seen any people lately, /britfeel/?
Walked to the shops earlier. Saw the normal array of dysgenics, decrepit pensioners and foreigners loitering around.
Kosher is stolen food. Farmers should be the richest members of a society.
i saw a young tranny strutting down the street in fishnets and latex heels.
I'm not too bothered by that, desu. Fun to learn a new way to do stuff, but can remap, and going to look into different keycaps (I want to change the ESC to BTFO, but would like the same colour).
Thanks anon, I'll treat it with the most respect and make sure nothing bad could happen to it.
Pic is just for fun, that is the first and last time this keyboard will be in danger, and I've got leaning can skill in muh arsenal, so the risk was minimal.
Vacuum your carpet, mate. Grim.
your desk needs dusting
I like hard games but I have low tolerance for bullshit and these games are full of it. Like the enemies will purposely hold their weapon up and delay the swing in an unnatural way to bait you into dodging too early. So you have to trial and error your way through and memorize all these animations. Just can't be arsed.
even if people hate the posts
I love your DVD posts lad
I know, it's on the list, but I had to start fannying around with this, the keyboard is higher on the priority list.
The really bad thing is, I did wipe the bit I'd have the keyboard on. When I get the new rig, I'll give it a proper good clean.
Looking forward to getting pissed tonight and a couple of lines corr
Right. There are hard and even tedious games out there which are challenging but still fun. Take something like Jump King. The expertise curve is very difficult, but it's simple and clear, the game takes ten seconds to learn and the game isn't playing against you in any way to just add an unnecessary level of bullshit. Contrast with fromslopware, where the entire point of the game is to be bullshit. How is this considered by many to be the pinnacle of modern gaming? It's absurd. The games simply aren't fun. Again I encourage people to watch clips of people playing them on youtube. The people playing the games are not enjoying themselves.
fuck the seethers lad, you make interesting posts and oc
blardy ell youre 45? old cunt
The leader of the ostensibly centre-right Conservative and Unionist Party is an African immigrant called Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke "Kemi" Badenoch nee Adegoke.
Her parents are Nigerians who lived their whole life in Nigeria. They took a holiday to England to give birth to her so that she could get citizenship, sneaking in before the British Nationality Act 1981 ended birthright citizenship, and then immediately went back to Nigeria where they all stayed until Kemi was turned 16, at which point she moved in with her aunt in the UK to attend school.
*informs the apus that the founder of kwik fit has died*
Did you win? Did you win on the casino? How much did you win?
Whats the point of this copy pasta lad?
cor, you're like that Rorschach character.
i regularly see a 50+ year old male-born crossdresser/something at the shops. i am so fucking curious what the story is there.
Are there casinos in the UK?
Thanks anon, I wouldn't describe myself as interesting, but, again, thanks.
I'll be even older by the end of the year. Mental innit.
It's not a copy pasta, I typed it out by hand. I have posted something similar before, but I didn't go back into the lorechives and find it and copy and paste it here because I'm not a fucking loser.
Mong tried acting the big man but soon got put in his place.
It's not a copy pasta, I typed it out by hand. I have posted something similar before, but I didn't go back into the lorechives and find it and copy and paste it here because I'm not a fucking loser.
fascinating
Not gonna lie, politics aside and all that, I would actually shag the shit out of kemi. Am I the only one?
I haven't been yet. I only brought like 50 quid spending money. I wasted 15 quid on the amusements.
If you fancy joining me tomorrow, you are welcome. You are welcome to join me bowling tomorrow as well. I am staying in town for a bit. You are welcome to join me, just erm, around.
Mong tried acting the big man but soon got put in his place.
fascinating
fuaaark that numbers going up even hire as time passes? need to get a handle on that you'll be 50 and basically dead if you dont sort that out
going up even hire
me? couldn't even fathom the idea of being 30 tbqhwyl, my brain cant even picture it
Fascinatingposter read: Shippy, but this is just obvious at this point has turned up, lads. Hold on to your hats, we're about to get belly-aching comedy up in this thread.
I'll be 30 in less than 4 years and I'm dreading it
6 for me, 6 ago was 18 which seems like a lifetime ago. 30 is going to be fucking mad, hope I've still got hair on my head at that point, if ive got shippy hairline i'll be fuming
Fascinatingposter hates auditing and personality drivel.
She was also known as 'Anal Kemi' throughout secondary school and college
I'll be 30 later this month. Feel quite grim ngl.
have you retained your hair? only thing I give a fuck about 2bh, if its destined to go 30 is when you should know
Getting older isn't bad as long as you can say to yourself that you're in the place in life you want to be in at that age.
Coooorrrrrr, always thought she was a minx, thanks for this info lad.
worst part about approaching 30 is seeing all your friends get good jobs and settle down while i still feel like a retarded kid
That man in your picture doesn't look like a typical tard. He even has hunters eyes.
Fascinatingposter hates auditing and personality drivel.
fascinating
Fascinatingposter read: Shippy, but this is just obvious at this point has turned up, lads. Hold on to your hats, we're about to get belly-aching comedy up in this thread.
fascinating
Multiple anons fascinate post. It's not all one anon.
think I might get the thing remastered on steam, love the thing 1982, favorite film, wonder what dvd lad thinks of it. If I was to get a haircut I reckon id have this. Fkn belter film.
i like him already lad
view it with the mindset of, 'alright, 30. this is men, obviously i'm an adult, i'm "done" now.'
and then it's actually refreshing. also in some weird OCD way, 30 is like a reset because you go from LATE twenties to a 0.
i'm still in my early thirties fuck yes let's gooo.
It's not all one anon.
Not really, hairline has receded and starting to form a bit of a widow's peak. Also a bit of thinning around my crown at the back.
this is me*
(related life lesson: do not do drugs)
size of that mongs forehead
fucking kek
It's not me, and I do know who it is but won't say. I get 'fascinsting'ed quite a lot
fuaaaaark that not terrible tho for 30, I reckon thats fixable with fin as that would halt it, get a bit of regrowth
It's not me, and I do know who it is but won't say. I get 'fascinsting'ed quite a lot
fascinating
Most posters here are closer to 40 than 30
Thought that was me for a sec, although I do recognise this hairline. Your hair is better longer but still alright there
I'm sure this'll get about five HUNDRED yous
yeah goodbye
Looking good, lad
Yeah it's Ebin. Can spot it a mile off.
Not gonna get on the finasteridegrind in a million fucking years mate. It's an antiandrogen and DHT inhibitor, meaning it's literally MtF hormone replacement therapy. Gives you bitch tits and makes you impotent.
Yeah it's Baldrew. Can spot it a mile off.
But eh...nice to meet you anyway
whaaaaaa but they said it would just stop your hair from disappearing, that was my idea of a backup plan, they better have a cure for that by the time im 30
There's a good chance I won't get to 50, but if I do, my life will be fugged.I have a few health issues, potentially a stroke years ago type shit, so could be shuffling off any time, or surviving and slowly falling apart.
Sex with tiny adult girls
Yeah it's Moni. Can spot it a mile off.
Baldrew is still licking his wounds after being forced to admit (by a tranny he tried to shag, no less) that his "gf" Fei was a fictional invention.
Sounds a bit noncy
i just assume everyone who once was here, is either still here, or is dead.
you can never leave.
It will stop your hair from disappearing. Men who go on HRT because they transition do not get male pattern baldness (assuming they start before it gets really bad/obvious) and it also reverses to some extent... but it's also HRT so fuck that.
Yeah it's DM. Can spot it a mile off.
makes you impotent
Musk is on it and he's had 14 kids
I wonder if there has ever been a 60 or 70 year old poster, probably not
There's at least 4 in their 20s
Why would you want to leave this place? It's the best community on the internet.
Musk got a hair transplant, he's not on fin. Also good chance a lot of his kids are through sperm donation/IVF.
I'm 36 so you're right on one count at least
I always thought Smirnoffbro was our oldest confirmed poster (mid 40s)
All of them are. His penis does not work. This is well known now.
shame its nails to get a job on an arctic research station, I could in theory with a stem msc but idk how competitive it is
Shippy's favourite railway station
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but idk how competitive it is
I imagine the answer is somewhere between 'unbelievably competitive' and 'insanely competitive'.
You have to keep taking fin even after a transplant otherwise the transplanted hair falls out. Donald Trump is on it too and he's had multiple transplants
Hope you lads are phoneposting. Be a shame to waste this lovely weather by sitting inside.
Shippy, you been working today?
BBQ has been ingested.
Cheese burger hot dawgs with ketchup and mustard ofc. Lastly some garlic and herb chicken shish kebabs. Not a vegetable in sight (forgot to buy corn on the cob)
Baldrew is still licking his wounds after being forced to admit (by a tranny he tried to shag, no less) that his "gf" Fei was a fictional invention.
fascinating
Thought these were women's legs from the thumbnail
pre-post-400 anxiety already starting to hit lads, can you please make a new one now?
Not being mean lad, but those look like female slippers, I'd even add from a health spa or something.
The back of my house doesn't get sun, so I'm inside. If I was at my mum's house, I'd go take a pic.
Post feets lad xx
Not my favourite by a long shot, but I've changed trains there before and had this mental image of Ebin saying it would be an apt station for me because of my own troubles with the Norwood reaper
Barron Trump is the product of fin sperm
Brit/pol/ losing its edge. Last thread archived without a new one up. Yikes.
Been playing chess with my funcle
As somebody who sometimes visits their thread, that happens. There's also threads that don't link teh news of the day.
FUNCLE DESIRE
MY ARSE HAS BEEN CRUCIFIED
FUNCLE DESIRE
HIS PENIS HAS BEEN GLORIFIED
Anon Babble is a fast board so it easily happens
This guy made a video about the underlying propaganda messages in 28 Days Later and then the script advisor and art director of the movie turned up in the comments and agreed with it all saying the studio forced them to add in shitlib globohomo stuff or they wouldn't get funding and he regrets the part he played in assisting the pro-replacement migration narrative that exists in the UK now.
youtube.com
Kind of a big vibe shift. He even calls out 'Zionist check holders'.
I, DVDlad, started the funcle meme.
They very well might be pal. I had to pop these on because my usual camo slippers got wet while washing the carberg
Is this a bull?
It's STILL not back up, what the fuck lol?
crouch down and have a look
You're not a real man until you've served a short prison sentence
nooooooooo they pozzed 28 days later? I fookin loved the first one
So yeah the subtext is pozzed, but the actual people who worked on it were intending there to be an anti-replacement message. Even back in 2002 the writing was on the wall and they weren't in favour of it.
You're not a man until you've Scrawled on the walls of your prison cell 'days until I can accuse people of being a nonce on /britfeel/'
Imagine posting on /britfeel/ and claiming to be a real man
Imagine accepting you're not a real man
the thing 1982 remake but they re cast kurt russel as a black man and in the ending childs is replaced with a white actor
youre not a real man unless youve taken a life and brought a life into this world, sorry brincels
Genuinely find it hilarious that nearly 50% of all posts on Anon Babble were from Israel. That shit is mind blowing. Of course everyone already knew it, and anyone with half a brain cell could figure out which posts were which, but to see it confirmed was fucking funny as fuck.
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Okay, we've now passed the threshold and my real post-400 anxiety is flaring up.
New thread now please, I'm serious lads.
that's not actually true lad
here's your new fred de lid
Have you tried making one yourself
no need to be making new threads this early
How many killers do we have in /britfeel/