/r9gay/ - #2536

Summer is near edition

Asleep:

I don't have a summer bod therefore I won't be deserving of a bf until at least the next year

made the thread at the same time award

oh well

Niggas hate on me cause I'm a fat nigger

i preferred the other edition tbdesu

tfw no bf to play, touch with and smell my long hair (14 inches)

I'm gonna pull it when we have sex, you know that right?

I didn't check if there was another one this time so of course there was. My apologies.

would you date a boy who is depressed but tries his best with you and has a good attitude?

I am that boy, so yes I will do my best if he shows me love.

perfect bottom bf

I'm not a bottom... or perfect... but I will try to hold my bf down if he ever think that way!

would you bottom for your fbf!?

tfw no bf with a pet

Yes because I have no choice...

tfw no bf who thinks he has no choice but to be the top

Everyone who responded to hue last thread is subhumanly stupid loser with zero self control. Pxlschizo is still the worst poster posting stupid walls despite not being on Anon Babble.

as a result, conversation dies while people are waiting.

1.This isn't even true a lot of the time as threads are still going at similar speed
2. Threads have been slower in general lately anyway
3. What conversation? Responding to Brazilian bait? Hey schizo retard, maybe it's better to make him confined to the old thread until he gets tired of spamming
4. If anyone cared about posting here they would post in a thread that already exists and not hopelessly cry where is the new one when they still have a thread to post in

race to make the new one

That's just zoomer dopamine addicted thing to do. Something everyone should be against. There is already one thread, thefe is no need to spam the catalog with more than that. Be considerate to other posters. Generals are annoying as it is, why should the catalog be full of general threads?

often means than the new thread isnt linked in the old thread

Only when incompetent anons make it. It's not that hard to have a thread ready to goand link it. I never failed at this myself.

shower

Did you have imaginary sex with your tulpa again? Dude weed lmao

I support fujoposter, not because I like the posts but because this thread doesn't deserve anything better. Keep eating shit and saying thank you after you swallow. Hopefully we get more straight people next.

You're trying way too too hard

Doctor who? Is it that weird to want a bf who thinks he has no choice but to top? It's very common in bottoms attracted to other bottoms

I think he was talking about brad because no one hates him because he is fat, they hate him because he is mexican

I shaved at 3AM. Not sure why, I just feel good when nice and smooth. Can't have my fbf seeing me hairy anyways. Anyways, hope you all have a good day.

I'm a ginger jew man

I won't be able to answer that because I never have the opposite tops and in my mind I'll always be a bottom because my penis is extremely tiny.

I almost forgot it's Jose Aldo fight week. He was a champion when I was in high school and he is still relevant and competitive with the best fighters in the world. One of those fighters who change their style and constantly add new things to their game. He is fighting brother of GSP's trainer. Nostalgic. He made his ufc debut on a GSP card way back in 2011 when he was already a defending champion.

extremely tiny penis

Can I suck it? If we were fbfs of course.

So that's your Achilles tendon? You're a fatty?

No, don't touch it, it's not a top's penis.

Daydreaming about my nonexistent fbf cuddling and stroking my hair with my head in his chest.

who said I'm addicted to gooning?

As much as I hate bad hair days, good hair days feel SOOOOO MUCH BETTER. That doesn't stop me from considering getting a hair cut on days such as this one.

only thing I'm addicted to is dude weed lmao and lavender

grey eyed boys should be worshipped

I wish I had grey eyes

blue eyes gang here the superior eye color

My bf will have red eyes or I will force him to get eye surgery

that's just dumb

And I'll be left like always because I have hazel eyes.

I've got green eyes does that count for anything?

I have brown eyes. . .

*yoinks u*
You're my bfs now!

You only get to chose me (brown eyes) or the
other guy. I don't want one of those open kinda
relationships. . but if you wanna be my bf I will
gladly accept and demand immediate cuddles.

I have nothing to say. I knew that would happen, it always does. I guess you should take him since he was the first...

It was all just a jest Anon, I'm sorry!Anyway, brown eyes are nicer than hazel

go outside with your brown eyed fbf

sunlight makes his eyes beautiful

but he won't see yours cause you have to squint for the sun hurts your eyes