/britfeel/

OH SO IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING TO YOU THEN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT IT?!

Well... yeah, kinda.

Obsessing over and being invested in and even frankly just knowing about the entire world and what's going on everywhere all the time is so beyond what our brains were evolved to deal with it's absurd to try and make it so.

when do you intend to go to sleep tonight anon?

Fuck the DWP x

Getting fucked up me x

I'd play it safe for the time being lad. If your advanced payment doesn't come through you'll need every penny to scrape together for rent and bills and food and stuff.

fuck it lad, get some tinnies in

one chance at life
born an autistic adhd spastic with poor uneducated family

theres no escape lads

Its a bad thing to emotionally invest in something far away and then not care about people who live in your country or town or street

Evil people

The escape is meeting others with your condition to be cosy with

Is it a care home or an assisted living facility?

might have a wank to eva6 and off to sleep

Heard 4 people speaking Hebrew in Oxford today. 2 pairs of women

When I bloody well feel like it Mum

dont know how to do that honestly, they always end up too far away or too busy, our paths never cross

Lads still falling for Crossmong's eva6 larp. Does anyone here not fall for bait?

One of the Jewish women had a tattoo as well. I thought Oy Gevalt, falling for your own propaganda there

Just finished stretching my wife's fanny whilst wearing a cock sleeve. Very emasculating but good fun seeing her try (but fail) to hide that she liked it more than my little shrimp dick.

did you like that big dick babe?

i like yours

would you like me to use it again?

.. .. yes ..

He has been awfully quiet lately.

They disappeared last night at the exact same time

I wouldn't call that awful

There's stronger proof than that but I'll keep quiet for the lads who still want to cybersex

Entering schizomong hours

Why do I do it man x

I sorry x

MI6 agents triangulating Glasgow web data to establish the source of fictional new characters

Should I go warage or not x

It has been clocked lad

Get a grip, lid

Hebrew is the only dead language successfully brought back to life

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I ain't losing me wenefits

Taking the piss man

It's my fucking world

I'm going fucking nowhere

Might bring Latin back to life x

I went to the warage today to buy my uncle (Steve) some whiskey

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You know what to do Dannyboy

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There are a small number of Latin chads in the thread

Get the bags in ya bastard

News of a little man with a tiny cock approaching the wearside bridge

Garn warage mt Lkoyd lad x

go on i'm intrigued

Corr Seaside still enjoying his five day holiday in Sharm El SIM. It so comfy. He going to get nice shawarma and then go buy the recipes for them, it lush when you get full rate PIP.

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Why re you enabling him?

Do any of you lads have any hobbies? Cant play video games anymore honestly. I've tried a few things here and there. Indoor rock climbing, cycling and hiking but none of them stick. Id love something that gets me out of the house

Bit of phyllo meat pie for his lunch with some salad if that's alright with you? Filled with pigeon meat and chicken liver, rice and herbs. It so LUSH.

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If you want something that sticks try papier mache

Get in there simside me lad pissed off are heads watching a sim live a better life thanus and it lush

His mind is already made up.
I know that when the drunkard part of me feels compelled to go on one, it's a foregone conclusion and nobody/nothing will deter me. Welper is the same.
I'm just planting the seed for some Doctor Sleep posts later because I prefer them to Bane or Jurassic Park.

Back from warage

got wodka

Garn off here x

A complete lack of self-control x

Got AU vodka x

Didn;t choose to bee borns x

He get knocked down but he get back up again x

Bought most expensive wodka

Can't pay me rent next month x

I ring crisis team in morning x

SeasideCLONE get invited into comfy home of local Egyptian business owner. He sit down and get to read some expensive books, he want to be a writer/artist when he grow up. Every novel he read make him a better novelist in the long run, he get to see interesting Egyptian art and he get free snacks from home - it a curiousity for them to have Westerner in their house.

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Could have gotten a ripe baggington for the price of that. What mixer?

Make sure your kitty(s) have plenty of food and water before you become too incapacitated.

DISPERESE OR BE FUCKING FIRED UPON

Stop being a mong, you'll upset the other care home residents

Necking this wodka now

No one cares if I end up homeless. Everyone hates me and wants me to die.

Abducted by jehovahs witnesses

Country is getting worse I reckon

You just wanted to make fun of me x

You're awful x

Big Andy from down the pub said the same thing so you're right lad.

Comedy is subjective murray x

I care about you lod. /britfeel/ lads are the only ones I care about desu

It's not self-pity it's survival x

Fuck the lot of yas xx

Mad how he's been rambling insanely here for almost seven years.

What kind of dinosaur they been cooking up in that lab x

Decided against me.

What have i done.

Say I'm past my era. You'll miss me when I',m gone.

12.49

We've got a real high roller over here lads!

Gets you pissed tho lad an thats the point

Lol bullly boys coming out the woodwork now

We've fucking done you lad.

Why is HHL such eager bully bait?
No matter where he goes he gets bullied. Is it a HelperLad issue or are we all just too harsh on him?

Bully bait?

The fuck sort of wording is that?

hang on what? what films are these? i'd like to see a few, sound right up my alley to be fair.

You're not right in the head you kid.

I thought I was fucked up but you're a fucking mess. Feel sorrry for your parents.

you bait for bullies, they see how weak and laughable you are. You natural prey xxxxx. Ya get bullied in school lid? I bet you did, I bet they bullied you bad didn't they?

you're bully bait. like jailbait.
bullies want to have sex with you? but it'll get them sent down? I don't know man

They bully the lowest order.
it the natural order of things
Oh aye. x

Bunch of freaks x

You know it in your heart to be true de lid.
It why you in spacker home, you're safe from the bullies in there x.

He too weak for society, bullies get him, they put him in spacker home, he doesn't have to worry about them whilst he safe in their four walls.
It good we keep our most vulnerable in spacker homes, they not ready to live in society without guardrails and special protection. It lush isn't it?

Ehh?

Finishing off the wodka me x

Boy I hate being right all rthe timem x

Listen no one is abdansonw me xxx

you said it helperlad

American fascists stand against me

They hate the English working class

At the SPACCACAFE in the Helper Shelter. The place is open 24 hours which I was pleasantly pleased to encounter. Been locking at all the different types of frens here but most of them seen to be Bullfrogs or mixed with bullfrogs. I just want a nice comfy lad not a feral seethie. I've already got a lid but he keeps saying he wants someone to spend time with whilst I'm at work.

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Need an urgent taxi for welper asap

international spacker station?

23 years old female from north west of england

only wears jumpers and football shirts

What's the male equivalent?

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that make up some joke?
whomst?

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Why does it start in the city center like a metro train?

Don't think so. Enough for her to say 'use this one' for BBC News.

the FBI gives them professional makeup and lighting tips. it's how they make these 'candid' photos.

Think she's going to be quite successful in asmr this marie lass from russia.

telly is so shit at this time of night