I found a nude of my roomates GF off his PC, but all it did was make me sad. They started dating at 18 and lost their virginities to eachother, been together since. This fucker scored the lottery and has no idea, his gf is super cute, bubbly sweet personality, loves working out,
loves cooking, has tons of houseplants, and has only ever had sex with him. Sometimes I hear them have sex and I just wants to make me blow my brains out.
I found a nude of my roomates GF off his PC, but all it did was make me sad...
Man bro I'd ask him if I can get some pussy with him or mention an efile tower while she's around. Is pic rel her ? With an ass that fat your Brody's gotta be slanging to get pass the gates of Mordor what's that like 5 inches on doggy. He's got like a 10 inches if he's clapping that hog. I'd human centipede his shit make him floppy so I can get more of her to myself
Some dude out there just gets to stick his tongue in that ass every day. Unreal.
Good bros share gfs. She has 2 holes for a reason.
OP if i caught you doing this with my girlfriend's nudes i'd actually assault you and then threaten you about you calling the cops resulting in you getting caught stealing nude photos and leaking them online illegally. at the very least i could sue you if you evaded criminal charges.
2 holes? Bro three holes and two hands wtf. Or were you saving her bussy for me ?
TFW 39 and I'll never get to plow anything like that.
Nice ass, below-average tits, ugly feet, and fat ankles. Only one shit tattoo. Your friend is taking one for the team, move on.
I'd assault you then threaten you with legal action
Fucking hell, you sound stupid as fuck.
Ye so the real problem here is that I have never seen a vagina IRL and I never will.
what are you, retarded? the point was that i didn't bother to check if it's specifically illegal criminally or you'd just incur a civil penalty. but i'm pretty sure it's actually illegal, in which case i could assault you and threaten you with the consequences of you getting caught uploading her nudes to the internet like this without consent.
Im assuming hes big from the moans she makes when I hear them fuck, and yea thats her, she the definition of PAWG
you just need to go to gym, shave that beard off and grow your hair out. you have a great base facial structure.
i'm pretty sure it's actually illegal, in which case i could assault you and threaten you with the consequences of you getting caught uploading her nudes to the internet like this without consent.
What would stop me from mag-dumping you in self-defense and saying I have no idea what the fuck you're on about, and that you probably leaked them yourself? Don't worry, I'd comfort your ugly gf afterward.
Imagine sticking you tongue in that slampigs shitter. Anyway it'd be really funny if he sees this thread.
OP is going to be put on sex offenders list if caught.
Getting beaten is the best outcome for him.
the element of surprise. you're not thinking clearly about how people hurt each other in the real world.
complain endlessly about whores
leak the nudes of a loyal 18yo virgin
OP should be run over by a truck
Yea bro its rope fuel. She walks around our apartment in tight booty shorts that hug that huge ass, and all I can do is sneak a peak and listen in when they fuck.
I feel you, OP.
This feel has been hurting me lately, devouring what's left of my soul.
Having to live (rot) in the same place with sex-havers is hell, sounds to me.
Incels should room together. Though alone is in a way much more preferable.
This is all I want, nothing more just this crumb of respite from the horrendous fucking world we live in. Just please give me this, please I am begging you, I have given up on coping or trying to be dignified in the face of it all, please I am begging just let me have this.
Go out and get a gf retard. If you're 18 are probably just a larping faggot
Its seriously not fair, she looks like the type that would be a total slut. Total pawg, bob haircut with bangs that she sometimes dyes different colors, gym bunny, will wear tight form fitting cloths. But her personality is totally opposite, super bubbly, sweet, spends all day taking care of her house plants, reading, and embroidering
Only based dude in here. Idk what kind of genetic dead end degenerate op is but Id do more than assault him for this.
At least op isn't talking about how he wants to attack his roommate or try to ruin his relationship out of jealousy. But yeah posting nudes like this is gross. A reasonable person would have posted any other image and just kept them a secret even if every anon responding wanted to see them.
unhealthy obsession with roommate's gf
You need to move out. You are a creep in every sense of the word. Get a grip on yourself
Yeah, I wrote the post right above and I wouldn't be surprised if op IS thinking of doing worse things. I can only hope that the situation doesn't get worse.
I hope they find out about this and you get your ass beaten
Disgusting
Based
assault someone
call the cops on them
Yeah that would work out real well for you, fucking retarded ass nigger ape.
Literally just talk to women. My first gf and me lost our virginities to each other when we were 15 and dated for 7 years. I'm 5'7 and have a beer gut
When did this board become normie central? Fapping to your roomies gf is based. Being an incel and having incel thoughts about your roommates relationships is relatable. But this thread is just tough guys saying "IF YOU LOOKED AT MY GF LIKE THIS I KICKA YOU FACE". It's pathetic. You people are literally simping for another dude's gf more than OP is.
None of you are tough, get a grip.
You are a normalfag, that's why. You are neurotypical. You could be 5'5, balding and have ingrowing toenails. NTpill is the only thing that truly matters. You're a normalfag who has experienced the dream of robots, and you stay on this board to torment us.
This board should just be deleted already.
You just need to get out of the west.
Jesus Christ you're such a virgin.
tattoo
She's for the streets. Mudshark
Nah fuck that. You can't "muh normies" to weasel out of any and all accountability, I'm not your friend and this is not your safe space. Fuck you and fuck OP.
Kill yourself degenerate. Im not simping for this whore but if someone like op did what he did you a girl I was with hed get what he fucking deserves.
Shes a literal unicorn, art-hoe pawg with tattoos and dyed hair but has literally only had sex with 1 dude and has been with him for years
You wouldn't do shit, shut the fuck up.
literally only had sex with 1 dude
and you think girls don't have sex before turning 18? you are delusional.
People get fucked up all the time and often for less than this, you really don't know what you're talking about.
accountability
Who cares? It's a dude fapping to his friend's gf's nudes. That's funny. You have to be a normalfag or a simp to give a shit about this. I bet you'd save a woman being attacked on the subway too. You probably want to go and die for Ukraine. You are a slave minded cuck.
Sure you would bub. Go ahead and post your arm for us, yeah?
b-but people get fucked up
I said you'll do nothing, you fucking faggot. You're simping on an incel forum, shut the fuck up.
be me
slightly autist but mostly normie
slightly above average looking
have the opportunity to lock down a loyal QT in HS but don't want to have a gf because MTV raised me to think being a player is cool
turn down multiple QTs who want to be my gf in pursuit of hookup life
get laid about once every other year in my endless pursuit of one night stands
turn down multiple other girls who were interested but wanted gf status first in the process
finally start dating when I'm in my 30s and bald
Anon Babble and somewhat successful but still can't get near the quality girl I turned down in the past
try to forget about dumb mistakes in past
OP's post makes it all come screaming back into my head
Your roommate is a smart man OP
These are the arms of the warrior that would take your life for dishonoring a lady.
You got more of her ass?
Excuses excuses. I improved myself while you stayed home and apparently that's my fault? Happily married btw. Better luck next time.
Thanks for sharing the pic OP. Will fap to this later
Yea but I once asked and he said they both havent had sex with anyone else, I guess she was nerdy as fuck in high school and dudes werent interested, they met first day of college and she started to come out of her shell more as they dated
You're on an incel subreddit on a Friday, you silly nigger. This isn't the place to gloat about how great your life is.
Defending your woman isn't simping, this is baseline behavior in a biological sense. You don't deserve to reproduce if you are too neurotic and weak-willed to stop other men from walking all over you. You're turning a flaw into a virtue, waaah normies waaah Ukraine waaah. Good luck with that
This just sounds like a humble brag. Oh no you fucked multiple hot girls that were all begging for a relationship with you? Kek
You're a dweeb who's never been in a fight, defending some stranger's alleged gf
yap yap yap
Yeah, you won't do shit.
Stop being a retard. Put yourself in the bfs position. What would you do if your leaned all this about your roommate?
No, I didn't fuck them because they were non-whores who would only sleep with me if we were in an official relationship. I turned down an official relationship because I was a retarded kid raised by MTV.
The only girls I slept with were mid-at-best turbowhores with massive body counts and even that was incredibly rare (like I said, about once every other year)
Learn to read
Reverse image search the pic
It's an old photo from reddit
You've got it all wrong. Normalfags are the low inhib psychos constantly seeking thrills who do creep shit like that, just go to Anon Babble and look at how many mongoloids are showing off their gfs and engaging in endless degeneracy such as that while robots get nothing.
True robots are paralyzed by life, being way too high inhib to enjoy doing this sort of thing. You're confusing robots with hedonistic degenerates holding no respect for anything. In addition to that, based on op's description of the girl she seems to be kind, having interesting hobbies and a very decent person to be with unlike a typical whore yet op is still objectifying her sexually, which further inclines us to see op as niggery and a bad guy instead of someone who thinks like us.
improved myself
You got a gf at 15 retard. You were always a normalfag. You weren't watching Andrew Tate and lifting at 13.
Be annoyed. Tell him he has to find another place to stay. Give him a grace period during which it would be quite awkward. Go our seperate ways. Done.
Ok fair. Not nearly as bad then
You're confusing robots with hedonistic degenerates holding no respect for anything.
Pretty good summary of the clash in this thread. I don't even lurk Anon Babble
I'm almost 100% sure this is just OPs cuck fantasy
The violent fantasies are way more low inhib niggerbrain normie shit than sneaking a look at some photos. Normalfags don't need to sneak photos anyway. It's way more robot. And not every robot is a moralfag. And it's really not THAT low inhib to sneak a look at photos.
Newfag moment for me, embarrassing
Glad someone agrees. And I know it's a fake thread now but my viewpoint would be exactly the same if it were real.
The problem is completely violating any sense of privacy that the roommate and his gf humbly share with ONLY each other; which is what robots actually want to achieve for themselves. Tainting the dream relationship that another person has gotten by showing the gf's nudes publicly is niggerbrained. As I said earlier I imagine a typical robot wouldn't expose the pic in a thread like this
maybe if you weren't the type of cretin to post stolen nudes of your roommates girlfriend on Anon Babble, you'd have a girlfriend
saving your friends gfs nudes and uploading them on the internet
Anonymity doesn't make you less of a fucking creep. This is why girls don't send nudes anymore.
his gf is super cute, bubbly sweet personality, loves working out,
loves cooking, has tons of houseplants, and has only ever had sex with him
There is nothing more a man requires in this life, this is the pinnacle.
This is why girls don't send nudes anymore.
... What the fuck are you on about?
I swear this board is full of 16 year old newfags
Guys complain all the time that women don't send nudes as often as they used to. When it's because there's a 90% chance of a man leaking it to ruin the woman's life because sex is seen as a bad thing for women.
I love how you retards look at a guy that actually talked to girls, actually made attempts, and got what he wsa striving for as "winning the lottery"
full on ass fat distribution and nothing else, it's not a body to be jealous of
Sending nudes is for e-relationships. In the real world, you just meet up, assuming you don't live together.
What would I do with nudes of my girlfriend? Wank over them? I can literally just fuck her whenever I want.
Being Chad, or Chadlite, it doesnt take much effort to bag an 8.
below-average tits
Nigga the average breast size is B, stop watching porn.
A woman that sincerely loves you, with no other real sexual history, and is kind and fun and healthy is rare. Even normies struggle to find that, and usually don't.
Getting your ass beat, yes sure.
Getting on the registry for this? All of our Anon Babble glowie conspiracy theories would have to be true, too much deniability.
You're either a mentalcel or a volcel looking like that
Literally billions of asian women in the world who would pay to be in a relationship with someone like you
who would only sleep with me if we were in an official relationship
You're either larping or a retard. That just means they wanna go on a date before they fuck so they don't seem like a loose slut
The men in this thread unironically make me want to stay celibate forever
You live in Spain.
American women are fat so their big tits don't count
Half the retards here were malding about an entirely fictional scenario on behalf on some woman they don't even know, including me. Don't be such a pessimist
I am almost completely socially isolated
FTFY
A woman that sincerely loves you, with no other real sexual history, and is kind and fun and healthy is rare
Even my drug dealer deadbeat friend has a gf like this
Holy shit, are you a shut in or something?
Once you pass a certain age, the chances are almost nil. Everyone is a recovering party girl, mentally ill or angry, or their attractiveness is fading and they're trying to lock down anyone halfway decent they can before it's impossible.
tell us about you loving gfs bros. i want to know what it feels like
Not OP but shut the fuck up normalfags.
Obviously if it was your sister or gf you'd rage but it's not so stop virtue signalling in this thread.
accountability
Kek you really got psyopped didn't you you fucking moralfag? Call me back when there's "accountability" for all the child rape on Epstein island. Shut up nigger.
ah shit I'm trying to break these hoes backs
how dare you treat my sister or gf like that, I'll fuck you up
You really want to talk about what kind of behavior this is? It's not normalfag, hint hint
Be the change you want to see, faggot
You really want to talk about what kind of behavior this is? It's not normalfag, hint hint
Yep. Okay then what is it?
I think that this is one of the most demoralising aspects of life: the huge inequality of it.
A bad roll of dice, and you come to this world as the 7th child of a poor family in the third world, condemned to a miserable life from the get go.
The same applies to love and sex: you get people like us, that will never experience the warmth of a genuine relationship or the knowledge of how it feels to be loved, and then you have fuckers that have legions of women, or just a genuine relationship that is worth gold like OP's friend.
Idk, it just sucks. It really does make me want to distance myself from this world as much as I can, I don't want to be part of this hell machine...
Yes, I'm a retard. I said that clearly in my first post. I don't know how you're still not getting this. It took me until I was in my 30's to realize, in your words: "they wanna go on a date before they fuck so they don't seem like a loose slut."
I'm retarded and regretting my past retardation, that's exactly what I'm saying. Thank you for finally catching up.