What exactly did he do wrong?
What exactly did he do wrong?
I don't think I've ever seen a dude with such a circular face. That's damn near perfectly round
The fish photo, for one. Women don't really care about fishing. I'd have to read his actual bio to see what his profile wording is like.
Two million over five years is about 1100 swipes per day, did he just set up some automation that automatically swipes every girl?
You have a lot of free time when you're fishing
I dont remember exactly, but his profile has a bunch of weird shit on it, including a hat that said something really cringe.
If you are being serious, that hat and glasses combo s very unfaltering, makes him look like some tween boy even with the beard, hell the beard might be adding to that issue. And I think a photo of him actually fishing would have been more flattering than showing his catch. That said tinder isn't a great place for younger people, only about 15% of all the accounts are women under 25yo, it's mostly washed up hags trying to get the "best" and little else. Which is the paradox of dating apps, if a girl wants some average Joe fisherman as her boyfriend or Husband, she can just hang around her work/school/social activities and find one easy. Going on a dating app for that would be like buying basic items on amazon like pens and paper, you could just go to the store and buy it, you have to want something very specif to go through the trouble of ordering it online.
2 million swipes
down bad, I'd go full wizard mode before I got to 1% of that if I only got ONE FUCKING DATE THE WHOLE TIME
And people wonder why men watch vtubers and go parasocial for them because they read a single comment one time
I've got 300 matches in 12 years
Be ugly. He's fucking Norwood 4 at 26. Why would any woman touch him?
Mediocre looking
Lame hobby
Bad taste in music
Desperate
Probably a conservative
And that's just the beginning
and in 1970 this is just a regular, if not handsome man
Why not just avoid dating apps and try asking girls out in the wild? Why the fuck is he using a dating app? "Hi all you gold diggers and whores, would any of you like to settle down with a country boy who fishes?" For fucksakes he claimed in his profile he was a Christian, why isn't he cruising around all his churches in a 50 mile radius?
He's not a Chad
Assuming he went at 1000 swipes an hour, that's a year's worth of a full time job spent just swiping uninterested thots, even if he swiped all of them
wonder if he ever donated 10x his paycheck to a twitch streamer?
and in 1970 this is just a regular, if not handsome man
no, no it is fucking not.
wonder if he ever donated 10x his paycheck to a twitch streamer?
At least then he probably got a female to tell him something nice like "thank you" instead of getting ignored.
I doubt that but there's really no way to prove it.
Stupidity? Maybe he's even worse IRL?
I've asked one girl out, got a yes (even if I immediately blew it lol) so I reckon IRL is a lot easier, maybe he was just too pansy to try?
watch any average film from before 1980
all the men are ugly as fuck by today's standards
in 1970 that's comically obese
in 2025 that's still fat
Fishing is a serious hobby unlike gaming and he's probably employed enough to support a woman like it's nothing. Smart woman should be seeing the AI on the wall and flocking to 4/10s like him.
I assume that's most guys on dating apps. Yeah rejection sucks but consider if he ask out girls in a volume comparable to his swips he would have had a few yes' already but it would have required him having the mental fortitude to not breakdown every time he got those no's. I sometimes worry dating apps just poison nervous guys chances at finding relationships because they wrongly think people on dating apps will settle for them, when like noted here if they would settle, the app is never needed then.
its the basedhead he has, if he had a chadhead you can bet he would be drowning in pussy
He's obese, he needs to starve himself.
Smart women know how to makeupfraud, and have access to much more attractive men. More importantly they can just make their own money. No need to fuck subhumans like him
literally his shirt made him look like a Grummz minion
what did you use to do thta?
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Sylvester Stallone
Harrison Ford
Clint Eastwood
Mel Gibson
all compared to that potato shaped head in the OP
Dude they have gotten worse over the years not better
picrel is still unfuckable to women his age
AI makeover.
watch any average film from before 1980
What like Mad Max, Star Wars, Dirty Hairy? Where is the guys in those that look like OP but worse?
He will definitely get some single moms.
It's somewhat impressive to have a full beard and still look like you are 10 years old.
All the people they kill and you are rooted to hate.
that hoodie
I'm assuming he has brain problems?
All the skinny haggard looking fags in those movies would've ended up chubby chuddies like OP pic.
They've trained us from birth to be fat faggots.
You can't guarantee beauty when u have nuts.
All the skinny haggard looking fags in those movies would've ended up chubby chuddies like OP pic
They've trained us from birth to be fat faggots.
My dude I'm sorry you had shit parents that made you a fatty or worse you somehow did this to yourself, but the argument was "in 1970 this is just a regular, if not handsome man" which is not the fucking case at all and you have proven as much with the argument of "well if they were fat like meeee!" showing that Hayden is his own problem.
No masculine energy.
It's a meme answer but it's true.
skinny haggard looking fags
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Sylvester Stallone
skinny haggard looking fags
What?
oh, he's just bald
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Not Chad, thats the only reason, Chadfishes that say they are unemployed and do nothing all day get endless responses
got linked into pajeet botnet mossad dating apps instead of talking to female humans in the real world
Maybe he would do better with Asians since they have faces like that
Women HATE guys that have hobbies, unless they're Chad or uber rich, of course. A guy with hobbies means less attention and money for her.