/VLG/ VIRGINITY LOSS GENERAL

It's that time again. Let's get a VLG thread going.
Share stories, thoughts, tips, and tricks about popping your cherry.

Be cute, get gf in high school, lose birginity

It was pretty easy for me, it just kinda happened.

Same but I was more of a high test verbally abusive asshole. I grew out of that and stopped getting laid, not sure if there's any correlation there.

be born attractive and in highschool

Damn it why didnt I think of that? BRB guys I need to work on my genetics and Time Machine.

VIRGINITY LOSS

what's the point? you're not gonna get anything from it. just earn as much money as you can and then getting pussy should be no problem.

Anybody got any actual stories? As a Vcardmaxxer i love reading them

inb4 der coomer

Please answer his questions he has transformations if you do i've only seen his 3rd form

I popped my cherry with an escort in 2008.
She was nice about it. Sadly, when I tried the agency again the next year, she had moved on by then.
I had thought that GFE escortceling would have helped me toward eventually fucking civilian broads; sadly, I rapidly baldceled in the early 10s and couldn't escape NEETdom. I had another 17 paid fucks over the next nine years, but I never could cum. A few regulars I had all retired.
A few months back, I got a handjob from a GILF escort and she actually made me cum. I was amazed. But I was still kicked out and partially refunded, before I could fuck her. As it is, it's just too expensive for a NEET to do often enough to get benefit from it. I've learned that 90% of my arousal comes from being truthfully desired. At almost 40 now, this has still never happened. I just can't get raging hard and the clock-watching is awful.
TFW too Black Pilled for even paid sex.

I paid a prostitute for sex.
It was not worth it.

story

Virgin hs gf had been talking about having sex, we both independently did some research to make it good, during one of our usual naked make out sessions she pulled out a condom and had me but it on, I told her to get on top, penetration was kinda painful and she tried to get off my dick but gravity was working against her, after about 20 seconds it was all the way in, she smiled and and started riding me, after a few min she stopped and shuddered all over, she recovered from her first dick induced orgasim and continued riding me until I came, we cuddled for a bit then did it again. We had sex a few more times after that before her father found out and sent her to a school for delinquent girls, when she came back she wasn't interested in getting back together and hopped on the cock carousel.

Parent's who cockblock and ask for a none whore daughter or a son with children should be excecuted.

I grew up in Nigeria and my grandma had a housemaid, she would groom me and tease me but she never let me penetrate.

My cousin caught us and my mom, grandma and cousin beat the shit out of me.

Never got to mess with her again.

She(the maid) ran away from the house because of my moms bullshit.

I'm pretty sure if all that didn't happen i would have married her or eventually gotten baby trapped by her by now.

My dumbass mom keeps asking for grandkids now but i'm a fucking loser i feel like slapping the shit out of her every time

I am like a 6/10 at best, I was just very charismatic

I wish there was a wizchan for women. So tired of seeing this horseshit.

be me

average college guy

partying, studying, whathaveyou

be drunk/high after a party

go to my dorm room

girl who was aggressively flirting with me at the party is somehow already in my bed

make out a bit, heavy petting stuff, but eventually start passing out

she rapes me while I float in and out of consciousness

come to, crawl out of bed

panic attack

vomit

go sleep in the common room

drop out of school

be agoraphobic neet for 7 years

finally start to build my life again

get into relationships

sexual dysfunction and panic disorder related to sex

hate myself, hate my life

girlfriends can't relate to non-chad behavior

hate women

hate everything

bro sex is so cool bro I love losing my virginity bro, sex with women is so great bro you guys are missing out, human sexuality is so great and awesome I love pussy bro

I lost my virginity to a passable mtf. I'm not proud of it. In my defense, I honestly did not know they were that and now I can tell people with a straight face that I am not a virgin.

fecal particles, fecal smell. gross.

Best you have is r/foreveralonewomen for avoidant female individuals like yourself.

They had a fake pussy and I fucked that, not their asshole.

I gave my best friend my virginity as a birthday present a few years ago and he actually never did stuff with a real guy before so we technically traded our gay virginities that night when I sucked his cock, it was a supreme XXXL cunt buster so I'm glad we're only friends now and he has a girlfriend that can fully utilize it.

Honestly that place is full of retards. I think I rather make my own friends in Sims or something.

How the fuck did you not know? Did the dangling balls not give it away? Dont tell me they got the surgery and you fucked a neovagina ew

Yes, I fucked the neovagina. It was not something hideous like the webms I've seen.

Did you use a condom? And where did you cum? And how long did you last

No condom. Used lube. I came inside (twice) I lasted about 2 min each time.

If you're eligible for posting ITT, please leave my board unless your story involves a prostitute or you're like this retard

Damn went back for seconds lmao how did you meet him?

See people assume they would have known it was a tranny, but I showed the pictures to other guys and they all thought it was a chick.

you fucked an axe wound? jesus, a man can't get any lower than this.

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Tinder. My comment is original.

I went on Anon Babble and met a girl in my city who said they were virgin and looking to use a virgin boy
I did not even use a condom but I also never finished during penetration

I don't care. Tranny was hotter than a lot of females considered my looksmatch these days.

NTA but it's not your fault you ended up fucking a passing trans, the dude's to blame for lying to you. I'm sorry you had to go through that on your first time

Yeah, like how was I supposed to know? But I'm not upset.

Im a kissless, dateless, virgin who have never seen a vagina in real life.
Im 34 this summer.

I'm you in 10 years

fuck.....

I'm 21 and I've never hugged a girl

call escort, set up meeting
literally your picture
done

be uni student

try virgin posting on websites like Anon Babble and reddit

get response from 2 people on reddit.

both cuck/hotwives scenarios

1 was okay, 2nd wanted a pic for attraction (understandable)

pussy out in both cases

go back to life not thinking about it

time passes

start thinking about it again and probably depressed about other things at this point

stressed uni student

look for hookers

find one that is attractive

it happens

yeah, it was pretty boring. i shouldn't have pussied out of the cuck couples. now i'm damaged goods

This hurts my soul.

Why do moids do this? You're poisening your soul. Wait for the right girl, wait for marriage. I want to cry reading this bullshit.

I'm and I'm doing the same next year
Maybe stop shaming virgin men?

But I don't do that!

You still laugh along when your friends do it

I was an incel until 25, hit my breaking point and improved my physical appearance through losing weight/lifting, and started forcing myself to socialize in person with my WoW friends. There were lady nerds in the guild/friend circle and I was selected by a BPDemon in the group who had a thing for taking V-cards. Dated her for a year and then started dating my future wife, another friend from the group and a much better healer in WoW than my ex.

Its pretty simple: some people just dont develop the social skills to have sex. It happens to all sorts of other life skills. Some never learn to exercise, empathize, be fiscally responsible, etc. Sex just seems like this crazy obvious thing everyone should be good at because the internet, among other media, bombards us with it.

Do you guys still play?

Some of us still do, this all happened back in 2007-2010, I still see most of those guys regularly, but most of us moved on from WoW.

I meant you and your wife specifically. But yeah, tbc/wrath was when the game felt the most socially alive and was literally more popular than ever, so it was probably the best time to be meeting relatively sane people on WoW

18yo here
How do I into escorting?
Where do I look online for those services?
How do I actually go about doing the deed?
Just say "hey, sex?", then go do it?

yup, all though calling us sane is a stretch
me and my wife don't play games much together because we have such vastly different styles of playing games.
That being said that chick plays more than I do, shes beating Resident Evil 8 again for the 15th time

Just say "hey, sex?", then go do it?

have you ever made an appointment of some kind? just use the same method.

Resident Evil 8 again for the 15th time

Based, I actually love the Nu-RE games, the first person ones and the remakes, excited for 9.

Anything survival horror is a 100 percent day 1 buy for her, its her favorite genre I think other than RPGs (especially ones where you make your own character)

On my 16th Bday the 20 year old friend of my neighbor gave me a birthday present

Stop generalizing every woman on earth, thanks.
What a joke, I don't have friends like that and if they'd say anything like that I'd be real with them, I don't want used goods, just like you men don't want that. It's gross.

"stop shaming virgin men"
desu, i'm only shaming men who think it's a flex to have fucked dozens of women, so take that and go

Why is "incel" the go-to insult for men instead of misogynist or chauvinist. Can you answer that, femanon?

i'm only shaming men who think it's a flex to have fucked dozens of women

And no, I don't think it's a flex. Ideally I'd love my hypothetical gf too much to even think of that. But objectively virginity is a mark of shame, more than "manwhore" ever could be

Yeah and I empathize with that but I think it's a misnomer to think it's oh so easy for women. Not if you want an actual serious husband that commits to you and has good personality. Sure, getting sex is easy as a woman, but not every woman is looking for superficial sex

Yeah, because it hurts their ego more than anything, probably. I think people who use it as an insult just try to think of themselves as someone better than they actually are while in fact, they are just pathetic. And the media hasn't made it any better, painting it off in a certain way, so obviously everyone is going to follow along, because people are dumb and follow the herd

Lol I know a radfem who used it as an insult frequently and didn't even know what it stood for until I explained it to her.
Just retarded cattle blindly following the media zeitgeist at that point

oh so easy for women

I never said that, I said life is hell

Sure, getting sex is easy as a woman

Sure i guess sex is easy to get for some other men as well what difference does it make to some one who can't get it at all or have serious problems doing so?

Not if you want an actual serious husband that commits to you and has good personality

I have a serious problem with this statement, because this will exist and women will not give such a guy a chance or they will make his life hell through oof doofymaxxing.

The only way to appeal to women(effortless attraction which leads to romantic/intimate love) is looking really good or taking advantage of the rampant hybristophilia that exists in modern women.

It's all so tiring if I can't get any of that at a certain young age i'm just getting my money together and tricking out multiple women on a farm lol tomorrow isn't promised to anyone

i got really, really close. like, literally rubbed the tip of my dick on an uncovered vagina. multiple times. multiple multiple times, as in, multiple times in the same night, and over multiple, not directly connected nights. pretty frustrating because i dont think its possible to get "closer" to having sex then i did, and then still manage to fuck it up.

I used to dry hump this older girl when i was younger her butt was soooo softOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How did you do that multiple times. Seriously how. Are you afraid or something?

bros, a girl invited me over for dinner at her apartment next week as a 5th date. how do I not fuck it up?

She clearly likes you/trusts you.
Just keep doing what you've been doing, compliment her food, have a good time.
There's really only two ways you can fuck this up
1. She wants you to make a move but you don't
2. You are too pushy and can't take no for answer
She is probably interested in sex considering 5th date and invite to her place
Have you talked about sex with her before, either seriously or jokingly/flirty?

Hell yeah, I like her already. Survival horror is one of my favorite genres. Best wishes to you and her

now i'm damaged goods

Would cucking really have been better?

Be Arab in Sweden

Reach the stage where sex is an issue

Largely ignored

Change schools

Play up the gangster image

Stacy is interested

Take her to the school toilet

Bend her over

Holy shit this is it

Try to get it in

It's incredibly tight

Finally make headway

It's IN

Manage like 10 thrusts

Cum

Relax

Do it again

She's still bent over

Get it hard, put it in her asshole

She goes Ung! Ung! Ung!

Cum

Realize I'm no longer an outsider

Watch her pee with a frown upon her nordic face

This is the funniest shit i've read today

And recognize you, bro

As I man I firmly disagree

Would cucking really have been better?

I wouldn't have needed to pay for the experience. I would have felt just as empty afterwards tho.

it would hurt her, every time. couldnt seem to do anything about it. tickle, rub, lick for hours...nothing. if anything, it made it worse somehow? for the first 20-30 minutes of fooling around, trying to do the whole foreplay thing id be at least able to touch her, but eventually she would be so sensitive i would get her off by just lightly running my fingers over the tips of her pubes. even that made her jolt and twitch like i kept zapping her with static electricity.
so eventually she'd say "fuck me" and id try and nope? i dont know, i never figured it out.

you just have to jam it in honestly, regardless of how "hurt" she is. It feels like rape but that's just how virgin women are, and once it's all the way in they will start enjoying it.

well, i didn't because i liked her and didn't want to hurt her. haha. we were together for like 4 years, the entire tail end of high school. i moved, so we broke up, and she got pregnant like 3 months after i left.

but yeah. got that close. im not really upset about it anymore, now it just seems kinda funny. literally everything but the sex part, lol.